#you guys know that now you yet no hotdog meme. yeah.

[themortaldraw]

no hotdog yes goron spice

[unsaid-stardust]

JATP Week-”Holding onto You”

Prompt: Favorite character pov

Words: 1,462

Pairing: Willex 

“Ok wait, so you’re telling me that record stores don’t really exist anymore?” Luke was shouting. Well, Julie had done it. She cancelled practice before it even started. I exchanged a look with Reggie which told me that he was thinking the same thing. 

“I mean they exist, but no one ever goes. I haven’t even gone. It’s just easier to buy music online. ” Julie explains with a shrug of her shoulders. Annnnddd Luke will be gone in 3, 2, 1...

“What? That’s insane. We’re going to one right now and I’m not taking any protests.” He lifts his guitar strap over his head then and carefully sets his guitar down. He grabs a hold of Julie’s wrist then and even though she protests, claiming that we need to be practicing for our next gig, which we do, but I can tell that she’s just playing into Luke’s little flirtatious game, although Luke would never admit that was the motive behind this all. 

He’s so dense sometime that it’s actually painful. You know, Willie taught me this “meme” I think is what it’s called, of someone having the last braincell and I’m pretty sure that person is me. I really don’t think Luke and Reggie could live without me. Well, ok maybe that’s the wrong choice of words considering we’re, you know, dead and all, but my point still stands. We may be dead, but they still can’t exist without me. 

Julie and Luke disappear out of the studio leaving me behind with Reggie. It’s quiet when it’s just me and him. Sometimes, I wonder how we’re friends. Don’t get me wrong, I love the guy, he’s like a brother to me, but he doesn’t always think. But, when I think like that, I just remind myself that I couldn’t imagine myself without both Luke and Reggie. 

“Well, I think I’m gonna go hang out with Ray. He usually watches this weird cooking show at this time even though I haven’t really seen him cook. It’ll be the best day ever when he actually does,” Reggies poofs out of the garage, but I had time to give him one of my “would it?” looks that I find myself giving to Reggie a lot of the time. 

As weird as it is to see him hanging out with Julie’s dad, I get it to some extent so I’m trying not to be too judgy with that friendship from now on. While Reggie’s parents supported him, they were always fighting. The amount of times that I would find the poor guy huddled on Luke’s couch at odd hours of the night because they were too loud really makes my heart clench up. It’s understandable why Reggie would be attracted to hanging out with Ray. He’s such a good and loving dad to Julie which is one thing that Reggie and Julie don’t have in common. 

Being left to my own devices usually freaks me out a bit because it just leaves me to think about all these questions and what-ifs. Like what if we were sent here to protect Julie? And if so what are we protecting her form? Caleb? And what if Caleb comes back? He definitely still has it out for us. It’s just a matter of time that he reappears in our afterlives. 

Ok so being left on my own still freaks me out a bit because I still, and always will, have so many questions, but now I'm just preoccupied with a certain long-haired, dreamy-eyed skateboarding ghost. The one I haven't seen since the night of The Orpheum. And it’s been stressing me out. Like my anxiety level was already at a 100 because of the whole “we need to cross-over and complete our unfinished business which turned out to not be playing The Orpheum and now we’re slowly fading but oh! Julie saved us and we can touch now” thing, but now? 

Now it’s at level 100000000000 x 10000000000. Willie risked his afterlife for us. For me. Caleb already owns his soul so that only means that whatever punishment Willie gets, or has already gotten, could destroy him. And that hurts because he crossed him for me. If Willie had never met me, he’d be just fine. He’d be out here skateboarding at all his favorite places all over Los Angeles. Like that Justin Beaver’s house or whoever that was. I can’t just have that be taken away from him. Have his afterlife taken from him. I wouldn’t be able to exist with that thought nagging at the back of my head every single day and night. 

I’ve tried looking for him. Every day. I’ve gone to all of his usual spots. But he hasn't been anywhere. And I don’t know if it’s because he’s laying low or.....I just have to find him. There’s one place I haven’t tried yet. One place that I haven’t had time to go to, but do now.

The Hollywood Sign. He’s taken me there a couple times. I’m always afraid of falling, I mean I'm way past that, but that’s not what I meant. I have such a bad fear of heights, but when I'm there with Willie holding my hand or leaning into me or having his head on my shoulder, I forget that I’m even way high up from the ground. 

It’s different now. Now as I'm standing at the cliff on which the sign waits upon. My visions swirls as the city lights and sunset blurs together to create a scary abstract painting. Normally, I’d be entranced by the sight, in a good way, but with my stupid fear of heights, I'm entranced in a bad way. 

I shudder and get myself to step back from the edge. There’s no sign of Willie. I don’t see his skateboard or him anywhere. If he were here, I'd see his legs swinging from the top of the sign. I close my eyes tight, my right hand involuntarily making a fist before I send a small rock flying off the cliff with a kick of my foot.

 He’s not here. He’s not here he’s not here he’s not--he’s not here and it’s my fault and I'm never going to find him and he’s just--

“Alex,” A soft voice comes from behind me. I close my eyes even tighter, so tight that I can feel the aching pulse behind my eye lids. My fingers grip onto the hem of my sweatshirt. He’s not here. He’s not here--It’s just my anxiety making me believe--

“Alex, hey, hey,” And then I feel it. The strange mixture of warm and cold wrapping  around my body. No, it can’t be. I open my eyes to see that it is. It’s him. It’s really him right in front of me. 

“Willie.” I breathe and without even thinking, I launch myself towards him and fling my arms around him, pushing us both towards the ground, and bury my head into the crook of his neck. We stay like that, grabbing at each other to bring the other closer and closer, sobs and deep breathes between the both of us, for I don’t even know how long before I couldn’t hold my questions in any longer. 

“Willie I-you’re here. You-you’re--you’re ok!” I stutter, surprised that I could even form words and not letting go of the skateboarder in front of me. His voice shakes in amazement as he speaks.

“yeah, yeah I'm ok. Caleb he’s-he’s still mad, but I was able to get away. I’ve just been lying low. I wanted to come see you, but I didn’t--I didn’t want to bring Caleb and I thought...” His voice trails off then. I shake my head signaling to him that he doesn’t have to explain before I launch myself at him for a hug again. 

“But I’m here and you’re here and I just-” I tell him, my voice starting to give out. He nods against my shoulder, his hand placed at the middle of my back.

“I know. I missed you too, hotdog,” he says quietly into my ear, burying his head deeper against my shoulder. I can’t help, but hold him even tighter at the nickname, feeling relief for the first time in weeks. I was never fond of it, but I can tell you one thing: I’m fond of Willie. And I’m fond of this moment. This moment that I've been daydreaming about ever since the night of The Orpheum.

Don’t get me wrong. I still have a lot of questions (and anxiety). Where do we go from here? Are you free from the Hollywood Ghost Club? Does Caleb still own your soul? 

But for now? I think I’ll just keep holding on to him and never let go. 

[uhhailey]

Things I’ve Heard High Schoolers Say

I graduated!!! So have the list of things I’ve overheard at school!

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- "I stopped using anal beads... (muffled conversation)"

- "Why would you even kill a prostitute in the first place?"

- One bro to his bro friend "dude stop sucking dicks"

- "What did we do in math?" "Smoke weed."

- "He doesn't eat paper anymore it doesn't taste good."

- "You look like a lesbian." "What does a lesbian look like?" "You."

- "You look like an old math teacher."

- "Have you ever sent noodles?"

- "Thanks mom."

- "Do you like tacos or hotdogs?"

- "Do you think i'd memorize it if I ate the paper?"

- "What's up my dick-sucking whore?" *sucking noise*

- "Forgive me heavenly father, for I have sinned." "Why?" "I wrote 1,555 words of smut last night." "Oh."

- "He eats his poop!"

- "Fidget and chill"

- "Oh I thought that was a duck but it was really a rock."

- "You can always shower but you can't shower when you're dead."

- "I thought it was a chicken but it was just a fire hydrant."

- "Don't touch me I don't want your diseases."

- "Is that arm dead? No it's alive."

- "Just want to make sure, tacos and burritos are already in Spanish right?"

- "People are like sandwiches." “Elaborate?” “No.”

- "All I drink is nuts."

- *in Snape's voice* "Comó te llamas, Potter?"

- "I don't trust anyone who kicks bread."

- "Remind me to kill myself in ten minutes."

- "Wait, are Italian people white?!" "Yes." "Oh."

- "Don't call me bro I'm not your brother."

- "I love the Nintendo Gods™"

- "You look so good - eat my ass"

- Listening to the "Be More Chill" soundtrack: "I hate country music"

- "You're gonna become a professional guitar? Let me know how that goes."

- "It looks like Saturday today!"

- "Hey there, malignant tumor."

- *the bell is ringing* “Is the bell ringing?”

- *gives a penny i found to my friend” “Thanks, now I can finally buy my yacht.”

- “You guys know how to make cake? I once boiled an egg and it exploded.”

- “What does the V stand for” “Vasectomy.”

- “The clitoris is not located on the leg.”

- “What’s up bro?” “Not my grades”

- “He has a butt. I ate the butt.”

- “I went to an ocean once.”

- “Can I borrow your eyes for a second?”

- “Mine hasn’t eaten a cat yet.”

- “I will slap you with a taco.”

- “It’s report card night today!” “Who is Japartard?”

- “So I was eating mini oreos in the bathtub...”

- “I finally figured out how to do that Poptropica mission thing.”

- “Do blind people use echolocation?”

- “THANOS DEMANDS YOUR FUCKING SILENCE!”

- “Thanos can suck my ass.”

- “King-Fucking-Julien making an appearance on Instagram! Ugh, daddy.”

- “In the Bee Movie, did the lady fall in love with the bee?” “Yeah, that’s the whole premise of the movie.”

- “What if there was an inverse sandwich? Like... the bread is on the inside and the ham is on the outside?”

- “Elon Musk is my dad.”

- “Is anyone Catholic in here?” “No I’m Chinese.”

- “There’s a baby over there!” (multiple gasps of excitement) “With the lady pushing the baby cart!”

- “Whale sharks are thicc.”

- “The luxurious key of B flat”

- “This is my son, Stove.”

- “My blueberry ran away.”

- “People in the LGBT community we’re generally associated with Communists.” “Well, guess I’m a Communist.”

- “Spoons are just bowls on sticks.” “Holy shit.”

- “Abe Lincoln or Babe Lincoln?”

- “Tomorrow is Meme Day so if you don’t dress up you’ll fail all your classes.”

- “If you made a documentary about dogs would you call it a dogumentary?”

- “I smell bullshit.” “I smell ass.”

- “How do you break an avocado??”

- “Look at this nice twig.” “That’s a nice-ass twig.”

- A magician pulled out 3 cups. My friend immediately said: “Shots!”

- “Never have I ever bullied someone.” “Does myself count?”

- “We were dissecting cats and the teacher literally started playing that ASPCA commercial.”

- *Puts a pillbug upright* “That’s my act of kindness for the day I’m done”

- “No shut up I’m not going vegan for you”

- “It’s gonna let all liquidy bro!”

- “Vegans say nuts have protein to make themselves feel good.”

- “Do you remember the vine where the guy throws the tater tot at the guy’s butthole?”

- “One of my tastebuds is falling off.”

- “My blood pressure could not be any higher.”

- “Who the fuck takes a bite out of an onion?”

- “Be a detective so you can win the detective competition.”

- “Why does this store sell so many weapons?” “These are Harry Potter wands.”

- “I dropped my wallet on the floor of the Disney store and it was covered in glitter when I picked it up.”

- “They’re in between middle-aged and old.”

- “You see the sign that says yeet? Yeah, right above that”

- “Danger! Danger! Nick Jonas!”

- *while driving* “This guy is so close to me right now and if I suddenly stop he’s going right up my butt and I don’t think we’ve reached that level of a relationship yet.”

- “Is Caillou asian?”

- “That bird is Jesus.”

- “I peed on his neck.”

- “Boba Fett is gay, there is canonical proof.”

- “Dua Loopa ‘round this dick”

- “Horses have the fattest quads”

- “What’s America’s penis?”

- “You should have a superpower where you can place trash cans wherever you want. You’d be called White Trash!!”

- “Jesus, that car just farted!!”

- “What’s the purpose of eyebrows?”

- “What are you good at?” “Breathing. Wait, just kidding, I have asthma”

- “I will strip for you”

- “Oh, so you’re from one of those square states, huh?”

- “This weather makes me want to kill myself” “All weather makes me want to kill myself”

- “Ants can’t get to the second floor! Ants don’t know how to use stairs!”

- “Yo bro you have ADHD?” “Yeah bro join the club” “Where can I sign up?” “It’s not an actual club dumbass.”

A bunch of 5th graders are outside the window:

- “[Teacher’s Name] you’ll scare them. Show them a math problem” “They look so happy and full of life. I wonder what that’s like.”

- “Do you follow wherever your dick goes?” “It’s not a compass!!!”

- “California is not furry central!!”

- “I’m afraid of those.” “Whisks?” “No, tongue rings.”

- “Hail is just mean snow.”

- “I think it’s Mardi Gras.” “I’ve never heard of that. Is it a white holiday?”

- “This school is on AIDS.” “I don’t think you can be on AIDS.”

- “Do they have any animals in Europe?”

- “Do any of you want to donate blood?” “I don’t want anybody to have my blood. I worked hard for it!”

- *angrily* “You’ve played patty cake every day for the last week for 20 minutes!!”

- “Big boobs aren’t the only thing that is good, all things are good.”

- “You got herps?”

- “I’m so done with high school.” “Why?” “Some guy right in front of me just threw up!!”

- “They’re taking my teeth!!!!”

- “Oh, it’s egg!”

- *guy opens a tampon* “It’s a popsicle!!!”

- “I’m so good at this game. No matter how hard I try I can never fai- oop never mind I failed.”

- “Okay so, Yee.”

- “I need to put a sticker on my camera for, like, hackers, but I’m lonely”

- *at a trampoline* “Wait omg!! I’m going to lay face down and you can jump so I can fly into the air!!!” “Yeah!!! That’ll be fun!!!” .. “shit my nose is bleeding”

- “I’m going to try to avoid contracting tapeworm in the Denny’s parking lot”

- “Does size matter in hand modeling?”

[wetookanoath]

Yesterday, I was wondering how this time they didn’t do a like Q&A for this season, but they disappoint me and did this out of fucking nowhere today. Thank you for my life, boys.

Look at them, I love them! They are so handsome!

Ghoul HQ, “you look like my parents trying to go live” true. Also love them accepting their dadness in this.

Today in Shane thinks weird ways to die are cool: Eaten By Birds.

The only camera man for them in my heart is TJ, so... “He’s a very... stoic man” “I’ve seen him smiling” “It looks like a struggle” LMAO.

I love Shane’s hair. And I love how fucking big Ryan’s arms are, I’m fucking dying, holy shit. Crush me in those biceps, sr.

“Ryan you have something on your teeth” OH YOU LIARS, also jdnsndskdmkdsdmkf. Shane realizing he is staying alone in the room, lmao. “LET’S HEAR YOUR BEST HOTDAGA QUESTIONS”, I love him.

HotDaga coming back this week, baby! Also, Shane saying “we’re back, baby” does a lot of things to me.

GUYS, stop asking them the same question. They have talked a lot about what their favorite location has been. Enough. But yaass, New Orleans has good jazz, check out their jazz.

These guys sure have a lot of Bad Food experiences during their trips, oh my god.

Well, I think it’s p obvious the story part of the show is writen down and the rest of it it’s... just what happen while they walk into location, Shane’s reactions are all real. Remember he knows shit about the case until he listens to Ryan’s script.

I kinda agree with Shane in this, “I woke up” stuff is kinda-- I don’t know. Also, I know some folks have been worried that others think Shane presents as disrespectful to people who believes, and this is a good time to say that he doesn’t and he is not. As said by him and supported by Ryan in this moment, he is not.

“And one of my fave characters is dead” oh my god, I’m sure they are talking about Infinity War, but these two-- oh my God, their faces just CHANGED. They are such dads, don’t do that to them, pals, they seriously care.

Ryan smiling at Shane live is the reason I wake up this morning it seems. Oh, look at Shane looking at Ryan, that’s the other reason I woke up today.

Every time I see Shane talking about videogames and Ryan going ?, all I can think about is @void-bee‘s fanart for the crack AU with Gamer Shane and Beauty Guru Ryan.

Heart Monitors and Shane goes immediately THAT’S A GOOD DIEA, he’s so excited-- freakin’ demon, you want us to see you seriously are just standing there humoring Ryan or what.

Guys, save me from this hell of getting Emotions out of the way Shane smirks while Ryan is saying he has gotten a little braver, and the way Ryan laughs about it while looking at Shane smirking, like... save me.

I love their laugh. I love seeing them laughing together.

A WHAT STOLE A BABY? Okay, I need to get from under my rock my often. Also, Shane going immediatelly to “that’s devastating” is such a mood.

The fact that they don’t know if TJ and the rest of their crew are boogaras or shaniacs is amazing, lmao. 

Ryan looking at Shane to confirm he agrees with him every single time is everything.

I love Shane’s jacket.

Hey guys, remember when we thought Shane was possessed but it turned out he had some bad food? Shane making fun of himself with the bad hotdogs story is such a mood, and the fact that Ryan will never let go of it it’s jdnsufdi. I love a friendship.

That’s a good quesiton, facebook person-- if Ryan would still be a skeptic if the toothpaste hadn’t fallen. But yeah-- I guess it was the whole trip that convinced him, that little thingy falling was just the cherry on top. Also-- the way turned on by itself? My english sucks today, it seems. I didn’t understand.

Shane talks about that day in the Queen Mary like if he was there and that’s... such Foolish Mortal mood. Also, I’m sure he knows Ryan’s pals by now, and that’s pretty cool, too.

Oh, God-- stop. The discourse is coming again, I can feel it. But also, the fact that these two seriously appreciate their co-worker should be enough for your people to shut up a little, holy shit.

Look at them roasting poor Steven and agreeing Andrew would be like :l all the time in location. How about you invited both to it? Please?

Bragging the boys with popcorn seems to be the answer to everything. Also, that story of Ryan looking at pictures of popcorn while with his friends, oh my God. How obssessed can you be? HOLY SHIT.

Space Invaders is a great movie, by the way. Is a lot of fun. It’s ridiculous, but fun.

Yeah, please bring in Jeff Goldblum. Can you imagine weird yet hot as fuck Goldblum with weird yet hot as fuck Shane? I want that.

I love the fact that Ryan doesn’t get scared with scary attractions and scary movies because all our fanfics are inacurate, so we need to start writing something else. But also-- it fuels that one headcanon, you all know which one I’m talking about 👀

Going again with looking at Shane to see if he agrees with what he’s saying. Mood.

“Yeah, I was. I feel comfortable to be out in the forest” he is, in fact, Bigfoot.

“Would you consider coming back to Mexico?” LOOOOOOK AT THE BEAUTIFULLLLL SIIIIGHT OF VALIDAAAATIOOOOOON. “Yeah, like go there-- I can touch, like, a bunch of my own culture.” LA VALIDACIÓOOOOON, ES TAN BUEEENAAAA. On your fucking ugly ass racist face, anons!

I love how much they hate the Island of the Dolls because I love that place so much, I feel so comfortable in that place and its story is resonates so much with me and the story of my cochina af city, it’s amazing. I’m gonna send me pictures of Alicia just to fuck with them.

Ryan confirming they do search for places where they can do more than the investigation, jdsnmknjdskmnj.

Can’t wait for this Post Mortem, seems like we are going to have a lot of things coming, dnsknfir. Included the Hotdaga, lmao.

PACKAGE!!!!!! What did you guys sent them now? I love you all.

They answered where they weren’t going to ever in the last live Q&A actually. Also, my boys respecting cultures and people’s struggles. I love them.

Glad you guys know how funny you look with all the gear you carry around. Also, WE NEED BEHIND THE SCENES OF THESE THINGS, COME ON. They need to do this at least ONCE, they must look Aesthetically Nice gearing up.

@ BuzzFeed give my mans money so they can keep travelling outside the USA.

Ah, the spirit box tweet. You guys say Ryan’s face is smug and therefore it must be real, but honestly? No, that’s not smug. He looks done. I’m even more sure than before that is bullshit. That “okay...”, yeah no-- it’s bullshit. Poor Ryan, save him from this demon.

We have hear the holy water story three times, guys... the same questions... ask other things, please.... Also, lmao, Father Thomas Mention(tm). Drink every time the boys mention Father Thomas in the Q&As.

“I hope we can get back in touch with him” “Yeah, I’m sure he is very disappointed in us” totally. I wonder if Father Thomas knows he is a meme in our fandom and recurrent character in fanfics?

Honestly, I’ll watch you two talk about shit for four hours straight if I could.

“It was good times, it was good times” it sure looked like it in the instastories.

They are such dads. I love them.