#you gon give me the cat ;; ooc

[laboranti]

Suggest good evil/badass witch fcs 👀

[oddeyevibes]

Cops & Robbers (Dallas x Fem!Reader) 🌺

Summary

You’re a prolific jewel thief that Officer Jim Murphy (Dallas) has been tasked with capturing. But much to the dismay of his superiors, the both of you enjoy a different type of game of cat & mouse.

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A/N

I feel as if McCree has ruined me because now when I get introduced to cowboy characters, I’m a mess. When Dallas says “right you are”, I MELT. Can I even say this is gonna be a little OOC since we still haven’t gotten proper lore for the characters?? This fic takes place before Dallas is discharged so I’ll be using his real name.

This is my first smut so I’m a little nervous. I’m down for critique.

“Ah fuck~you gon be the death of me, darlin.”

“I had a feeling you’d like being ridden like this, cowboy.”

“Fuck...oh, fuck!”

“Ah~you’re lucky you’re so damn cute.”

“You’re lucky I’m--fuck--so damn patient.”

His response pulled a low laugh out of you.

How did the both of you get here?

Him, lying on his back on top of a glass display case. You, on top of him gyrating your hips and sending him spiralling. Watching as he battled between keeping his focus on you or letting his head fall back and allowing bliss to completely consume him.

Again, how did the both of you get here?

Well...through a series of cat and mouse games.

You held two places in Jim Murphy’s life: the bane of his career and the most exciting thing to ever happen to it. He was one of the best hunters in Texas but then again, most of his targets weren’t that hard to find and the ones that were...well...they weren’t you.

You had been hitting museums and jewelry all across the state. It was only till some departments back in New York informed Murphy that you weren’t some common criminal and that he and his department needed to be on their A-game. A warning that no one took seriously.

First, they were generic robberies. Then you started mocking the cops, stinging their egos, with cute little letters letting them know where your next target was. But they were lies. Murphy fell for it the first few times before he started noticing a pattern.

If you said one thing in the letter, you meant the opposite. If you said you were going to a store on the south side of town, that meant you were going north. If you told them you were looking for one item that meant you were looking for another in the same store. Murphy was the only one that picked it up and he wanted to be the one that caught you. With his superior giving him shit constantly, he deserved to take this credit.

The first time he saw you, he was smitten but he kept himself composed. You were a criminal after all. Nobody got hurt from your crimes, granted, but you were stealing from the rich and the rich were the most annoying when they dropped by the station. He agreed to help capture you if only to shut them up. But the first meeting he told himself he was gonna have fun.

“That first night we met,” he was panting, letting out strained groans as he felt your soaking cunt clench around him. You continued bouncing on his dick. Your breasts bouncing along with you. God, you looked amazing.

You smirked. “You haven’t even taken me out yet and you're already reminiscing?”

He let out a husky chuckle. “Didn’t know that was on the table.” His hands caressed your thighs before working their way up to settle on your hips. His grip tightened as he began guiding your movements once he felt you were starting to slow down.

You looked like a goddess on top of him. One of the pearl necklaces you had snagged adorned your neck. Turning you from cat burglar to lewded starlet.

“You look so fucking delicious, darlin’.” He sounded absolutely enamored with you and the thought sent you over the edge.

Your lips parted as your tongue swiped at your bottom lip. Murphy was equally delicious-looking to you. That cool demeanor he had constantly put on display in his everyday life had completely broken apart under you.

He was panting heavy. His brown locks were disheveled and his green-eyes gave a dazed look as he looked up to you. Beads of sweat were scattered across his forehead. The feel of his hands gripping your hips and helping keep the momentum did something to you.

You leaned down and planted your lips on his, initiating a steamy kiss that paused your movements. It moved the pleasurably bliss from down below to up top.

You parted to catch your breath, the two of you gazing deeply into each other’s eyes.

A intriguing game of cat and mouse that ended with the two of you fucking like animals in heat. Yeah…you’d be doing this again for sure.

[icharchivist]

Can I request Killua for the character headcanon meme?(cute blog btw💕)

send me a character and i’ll tell you:

Aaah thank you so much nonny

and alrighty :D

2-4 songs that are probably on their iPod

Still haven’t find what I’m looking For - U2

I have climbed the highest mountains, I have run through the fieldsOnly to be with you. But I still haven’t find what I’m looking for(..) I have spoke with the tongue of angels, I have held the hand of a devilIt was warm in the night I was cold as a stoneI believe in the Kingdom Come, then all the colors will bleed into oneBut yes, I'm still runningYou broke the bonds, and you loosed the chainsCarried the cross of my shame,  you know I believe it

On my Own - Ashes Remain

There's gotta be another way out, I've been stuck in a cage with my doubtI've tried forever getting out on my own.  But every time I do this my way, I get caught in the lies of the enemy, I lay my troubles down, I'm ready for you now.(..) Bring me out, from the prison of my own prideMy God, I need a hope I can't denyIn the end I'm realizing I was never meant to fight on my ownEvery little thing that I've known is everything I need to let goYou're so much bigger than the world I have madeSo I surrender my soul, I'm reaching out for your hopeI lay my weapons down, I'm ready for you now.

Jupiter - Sleeping at Last

While collecting the stars, I connected the dots.I don’t know who I am, but now I know who I’m not.I’m just a curious speck that got caught up in orbit.Like a magnet it beckoned my metals toward it.Make my messes matter. Make this chaos count.Let every little fracture in me shatter out loud. 

I’m gonna stop there because I can’t find songs that aren’t sappy killugon rip.  I dont exactly know what kind of music Killua would have on his playlist, I see him with more Rock oriented music, but I’m also leaning a lot with lyrics with a sense of purpose for him in a way? ajkdhs (I should reblog a “send me a character and I make you a playlist” I love those)

the one place they sometimes end up falling asleep – where they’re not supposed toOn Gon’s shoulder, all the damn time. If you ask him and that he was to answer honestly, he’d probably be just as much surprised of how easily he can lower his guard around Gon so much that he can fall asleep randomly. As an ex-assassin, it’s not like he can do it randomly anytime. So when it happens around Gon it’s always surprising to him. 

the game they'd destroy everyone else atDarts ofc. He’s been training at it and it’s hard for anyone to defeat him ;O

the emoticon they’d use most oftenTHE CATS ONES but I especially see him using this one:  (ᐠⓛ ω ⓛᐟ)

what they act like when they haven’t had enough sleepI think that because of all the assassin training, he didn’t get proper sleep as a kid to get him used to always be ready to fight no matter when. So eventually I think he just. tries to roll with it. Worst case scenario, he gets extremely dizzy but he acts like he has n o problem at all, even if he doesn’t walk completely straight because of that. Eventually he gets a bit grumpy if the others worries for him

their preferred hot beverage on really cold nights. or mornings. or whenever.Hot chocolate with marshmallow. The guy loves chocolate and sugar and this is the perfect combo for him. 

how they like to comfort/care for themselves when they’re in a slumpKillua caring for himself? What kind of ooc shit is that. *coughs* okay okay I kid, I kid. I think mostly he would eat tons of chocolate cakes. Tons of them. 

what they wanted to be when they grew upoh why you gotta ask... As a kid he never truly had any choice. His family wanted him to be an assassin and he always rolled with it. as time went on, he just decided that he didn’t want to be an assassin, but he never knew what he wanted instead. So it’s kinda tricky. I think the only thing he really wanted as a kid was probably be a good brother to Alluka, and have friends, those were probably the only things he really wanted. 

their favorite kind of weatherAt night, when it’s warm and fair. It reminds me of good time with Gon when he looks up to the stars. 

thoughts on their singing voice (decent? terrible? soprano? alto?)thanks to his character song, I’d say cute as hell?? It’s a little deep, a little rough, but ultimately extremely soft and gentle I love his singing voice!

how/what they like to draw or doodleHe can only draw cats. When he tries something else it... doesn’t end well. Although he can draws chibi if he gives them cat faces. 

Thank you for playing :DD

[laboranti]

@ohdeer-malia @lostvacvnt

the ultimate edit is coming for both of u 

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Hear me out.... a legacies oc with Carlson young as the fc

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make your muse!!

tagged by: @ohdeer-malia​ , @lostvacvnt​ tagging: @beeutifulmuses​ , @srpntloyalty​ , @iiimpulse​ && you!

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Should I add Kelly Keefe from shameless or older max mayfield as jess gabor

[laboranti]

looking to pick up a tester mutli with a few characters i haven’t done before! so far i have: jackson whittemore erica reyes isaac lahey hayden romero

please!!! suggest some characters you’d be interested in roleplaying with!!! fandoms i’m familiar with: the vampire diaries / the originals / legacies (i need to catch up tho help) game of thrones teen wolf riverdale supernatural hemlock grove shameless harry potter stranger things greys anatomy

[laboranti]

just took a typing test now that my nails are off and if you wonder why I respond so quickly it’s cause apparently I’m at 99 wpm

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if y’all don’t think i’m gonna make an edit for harlow && @lostvacvnt for this song ur wrong

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somehow got into bratz on youtube and i forgot how much i jammed to them as a kid

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female fc suggestions for a maze runner oc?

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Book suggestions?

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yo y’all probably don’t know this but i have a raeken oc i made years ago that i haven’t been on since 2018 and uh guess whos coming back @iiinhibited

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iiincapacity replied to your post: just took a typing test now that my nails are off...

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GON GIVE ME THE CAT

i’m 99% sure that’s something you said but also i can’t remember