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Men with curls
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god i absolutely love the idea of dan and phil being exes because that’s fucking insane like imagine buying a house with your ex like sure go ahead but who the fuck else is going to ever want to have a serious relationship with you bro?
like imagine you meet either of them and you go on a couple of dates and you like them a lot, and then you go to their house and there’s another random tall man living in it. you ask ummm who is this? “oh yeah that’s my ex, but he’s also my best friend, my soulmate, my ranch metaphor, my coworker, we’ve built a community on the internet really, and our names are so attached i can’t really stay away from him so we’ve bought this house and designed it to be half him half me because we have no intention to ever sell it so yeah…. we can still be together but i hope you know im still going to have to live here so that we can play the sims together and have our gay sims get married and have sex dressed as a peach and a hotdog in a public closet.”
you leave their house you go that was weird, you ghost them forever.
#like what is this#at this point who is going to date you#and be okay with it all#i would scream Oh MY GOD JUST GET MARRIED ALREADY#and leave#that would be so toxic but it’s so funny to think about#dnp#dan and phil#phan#phil lester#dan howell#daniel howell#dnp tit#d&p#dip and pip#amazingphil#dnptit
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dip n pip
#dip n pip#we're all doomed#daniel howell#dan howell#danisnotonfire#dan and phil#amazing phil#phil lester#phan#tatinof#tabinof#ii#tit dnp#dnp#dnpgames#you will get through this night#ywgttn
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Face to Face
#I've been staring at this FOREVER#I loved writing this part#fight scenes where the characters are desperate to survive and fight dirty my beloved#if you want context to know what the hell happened to this au#These sillies make some impulsive decisions#And Ras takes out Jay's eye#Jay and Kaida rebel and while trying to escape#they fight against a Cinder with difficulty controlling his powers after using so much shatterspin#jay finally uses shatterspin to get some advantage since he's like at- 20 HP#And Kaida takes the tit-for-tat thing very personally#ninjago#dad jay au#ninjago jay#kaida walker#ninjago dragons rising#ninjago fanfic#ninjago oc#ninjago fanart#jay ninjago#jay walker#wolf jay#ninjago wolf jay#ninjago au#au ninjago#ninjago cinder#Cinder ninjago#tw eye horror
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oh arthur, what has hunger made you do?
#malevolent#malevolent fanart#malevolent podcast#arthur lester#arthur malevolent#blood#gore#cannibalism#its only implied but better tag just to be safe#alright you dirty dogs come get yall juice#arthur tit out and covered in blood#minty plays with crayons
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I’m still salty about how teeny weeny they made live action ahsoka’s lekku. She’s what, like 40 now??? They should be tit length AT LEAST. And her facial markings got shrunk too!!
Anyway. smash
#Ahsoka Tano woman that you are#I miss you and your lesbian aunt swag every day#ahsoka tano#Ahsoka series#ahsoka fanart#I’m still salty about how teeny weeny they made live action ahsoka’s lekku#She’s what like 40 now?? They should be tit length AT LEAST#And her facial markings got shrunk too!! A travesty#She deserves pointy montrals and segmented lekku and also to get her pussy eaten
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💚BONUS Polin Week💚 day three | Mutual Pining
#bridgerton#bridgertonedit#polin#polinedit#dailybridgerton#perioddramaedit#perioddramadaily#perioddramasource#bkbridgerton#weloveperioddrama#gifshistorical#onlyperioddramas#polinweek#polinweek2024#polin week#netflixedit#*mine*#bunnykaye#bkpolinweek#can you believe we didn't get tit for tat pining BUT A MUTUAL ONE?????? 🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽#and we got MARRIED!POLIN PINING????#i would've included scenes from 3x08 but they were both in the frame when they pined so hard for each other#and i kinda liked these scenes when they're looking at each other (whether at the same time or no) and they had their own close shot. CINEM#also THIS IS MY THIRD ENTRY FOR THE THIRD DAY I KNOW I'M FCKING CRAZY LOL#that's why the second half will suffer LMFAO i've barely finished my sets for days 4-7 JLSKDJSLKDKASDA
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Ivan's thing with 𝓭𝓲𝓼𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓮𝓽𝓵𝔂 touching Till's tit when he embraces him should be studied under a high-quality microscope really what is this phenomena I need to understand
#im angry envious even that he gets to do that but i cant. what did you do to deserve tills tit in your hand. when is it my turn? please.#alien stage#alnst till#alnst ivan#ivantill#alnst#alien stage till#alien stage ivan
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i love that phil’s blonde like quite frankly this needed to happen, this was written in the sacred timeline
this is destiny
#because he looks so beautiful#like imagine telling your 2014 self that in 10 years he’d be a blonde angel#and like this was MEANT TO BE YOU DONT GET IT#dnp#dan and phil#phan#phil lester#dan howell#daniel howell#dnp tit#d&p#dip and pip#amazingphil#dnptit#dnp games
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in their natural habitat. if you even care
#who up thinking about daniphiw#everytime im on pinterest just scrolling I click on one photo of them and just can’t stop#i love them so much………..#we’ve lived through so many different eras but#one thing we can all agree on is this. all of it. now. the last year has been the best and most insane time ever#it’s only getting more fun and unhinged and#dare I say open#we didn’t talk about the first one enough. like Mario kart on the bus IF YOU EVEN CARE…..#leaning over to see what phil is scrolling away at when they’re just chilling together it’s so whatever idec#dnp#dan and phil#phan#tit tour
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baby lasagna wishes this were him
#käärijä#spreading some body positivity because!!!!#JERE IS BEAUTIFUL AND WE LOVE HIM#and we don't do fatshaming in this goddamn community 😒😤#get you a man who will lovingly punch your tummy like bojan or flick your tit like jesse 😤
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I went to the terrible influence tour with @cloneboywonder last night and handed out some stickers!! tysm to everyone who was so nice and excited to get some 🩷
#eliza draws#if anyone wants some that didn’t get some (we ran out pretty fast) lmk and i’ll do my best to print some more and mail them to you!!#dan and phil#dip and pip#no but seriously imagine it#terrible influence tour#tit tour#dan and phil tour#dan and phil tit#dan and phil terrible influence#golden pig#dan and phil games#sister daniel
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im losing my mind over this dan sticking his head out the window and them waving and doing heart hands from the bus they’re so sweet
#i love how dan is always lovingly scolding phannies to go home like a concerned parent#“you crazy bitches”#“get warm and dry right now” i love himmm 😭😭😭😭#dnp#dan and phil#phan#tit tour
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