#you get it lol

[temper-temper]

I got a new searvii just in time for day 2 of @fish-daily’s challenge!! I know I cheated a bit but he’s based off a sockeye salmon so I had too lol

[bookishjules]

the problem with writing little fics set in nyc is that it's way too easy to start each one with the narrator stepping out of the subway

[pixelatedraindrops]

So I noticed before that you posted Yakou with a stomach bug or something like that, but what other illnesses do you think Yakou should be inflicted with! Personally I want to sprinkle a bit of flu or pneumonia on the man. Idk why but he has become my whump character

Ha. Now you know how I feel with Yuma. It must be the pathetic wetcat-ness emanating from them both lol

Tbh I only gave him that to differentiate the illnesses between the detectives in that post. I still think its true and can work for him with all his drinking issues or maybe Yuma’s cooking gives him the WORST case of food poisoning.

But when it comes to other issues, I think Yakou would have a TERRIBLE cough when sick due to smoking. Wouldn’t be surprised if it gives him breathing issues as well. Or maybe he has a fit so bad it causes him to vomit. Or maybe when he’s out cold from a high fever, his labored breathing is super hollow. And I think he can also be prone to really bad hot flashes and dizziness if he gets up too fast if he has a bad headache/migraine/fever too~ 👀

[new-york-no-shoes]

Decided to rank my top five songs on every Taylor album bc I’m a glutton for punishment (plus honorable mentions that sometimes switch in or are close behind). Feel free to reblog and tell me yours (if you dare) bc I’m nosey!!

As of right this second:

Debut:

Cold as you

The outside

Tim McGraw

Our song

TTWAS

(Invisible and Mary’s song tho!)

Fearless:

Fearless

TOSOTD

Breathe

You’re not sorry

Forever and always

Speak now:

Last kiss

Dear John

Enchanted

Mine

The story of us

(BTD)

Red:

ATWTMV

State of Grace

Treacherous

Holy ground

Begin again

(But also I almost do, SBT, TMIK,starlight! Red! IKYWT! CBBH! Ugh red my beloved you’re PERFECT)

1989:

Clean

You are in love

OOTW

Wildest dreams

IWYW

(Style)

Rep:

CIWYW

delicate

Dress

DWOHT

KOMH

(But also so it goes MY BELOVED. And obvs getaway car. And NYD)

Lover:

Cornelia street

Cruel summer

DBATC

ITHK

False god

(The archer sometimes switches in for ITHK or FG)

Folklore:

TIMT

August

Mirrorball

Cardigan

MTR

(TLGAD)

Evermore:

Ivy

Evermore

Gold rush

Long story short

Tolerate it

(Champagne problems and TTDS Ugh!!)

Midnights:

Maroon

WCS

YOYOK

YLM

Hits different

(Dear reader and high infidelity tho!!!! My top 3 on this album is pretty consistent but 4 and 5 switch between those 4 songs)

[mochasucculent]

Dumb thing that would not leave my brain

[antennatoheaven]

[some-pers0n]

I'm always entertained by people doing those "canon VS fanon" memes where both are misunderstanding characters to such a violent degree 'cause like

[wolfythewitch]

Henry Clerval and the creature

[starrysharks]

ghanaian miku

[prlssprfctn]

I know the fandom mostly agrees that Jason is that one always unemployed sibling in the family, but let me offer you a slightly enhanced concept - unemployed sibling Jason, who is the busiest sibling in the family.

No one can get hold of him. Like, ever. And it is not like he is lying, he is genuinely always has something else to do! Something random and unexpected, and, honestly, all his family can think is: what the hell?

Bruce, frowning: Remind me again, why the dinner in the circle of the family today doesn't suit your... schedule?

Jason, shrugging: I have a book club evening in the nursing home. We are discussing Margaret Atwood's Penelopiad tonight. Can't miss it. Also, Jennet-

Alfred, confused: Who is Jennet?

Jason: One of the old ladies in the nursing home, duh... Anyway, yeah, Jennet is having a birthday. She would be hella mad if her favourite grandson missed it, you know?

Bruce: ...Jason, you are not her-

Jason: (leaves)

Dick: Hey, wanna join me for tomorrow morning's training?

Jason, sighs: Sounds nice, but I have classes tomorrow.

Dick, confused: Classes? Since when you are enrolled in college?

Jason: Oh, no. I am a substitute teacher in one of the school's around.

Dick: WHAT-

Damian, calling Jason in the middle of the day: Can you pick me up from school? Others are busy, there is an emergency in the town.

Jason: Damn, sorry, kid, but I am not in the country right now. By the way, do you want to talk with your mother?

Damian: ...What that supposed to mean? Where are you?

Jason: I was planning to visit All-Caste, but first decided to meet up with Talia. I am kinda in Egypt right now, anyway.

Damian: ...

Tim, already used to Jason's constant busy status, sighing: I bet you won't agree if I call you on the lunch tomorrow?

Jason: Uh, no. I have plans. But if you tag along with me, we can get lunch together later.

Tim, surprised: ...Okay. What do you have tomorrow? Knitting club? A shift in library?

Jason: Nah, graduation ceremony.

Tim: Right, you are a substitute teacher.

Jason: No, no. My graduation ceremony. I am getting my PHD in literature.

Tim: SINCE FUCKING WHEN-

[palukoo]

three hearts that beat as one | old hollywood throuples anyone???

[stealingpotatoes]

the illness post is still getting notes (???!! <3) and that means people are still telling me to get better soon, which is really nice but im gonna be too powerful if i get any better

[bakedbananners]

WWMAD (What Would Miss Ayase Do)?

[heph]

The tech guy in movies

[tanjir0se]

Disclaimer these are just a small sampling of some possible writer traits I’ve noticed either in myself or in fics I read. Also consider a rb for sample size !

[valtsv]

i think it's so fun that "damn" is such a casual curse word now that it's basically become divorced completely from its original meaning. like oops i dropped my phone, time to invoke the wrath of god about it in the most mildly annoyed tone of voice imaginable.