#you fool they are real

[rubenesque-as-fuck]

Good edibles have me thinking dumb shit like "Man, I wish milkshakes were real."

[cozylittleartblog]

@staff if you [change] the [design] of the fucking [dashboard] i will kill you

edit. i want it on the actual post that i am not actually making a de-th threat against the staff. that's shitty. the caption quotes the fucking costco hot dog meme, which i originally said in the tags. if any staff member sees this please do Not take it personally

[axoqiii]

wl grian aaaand my hcs for physical markings of life series victors

[korrasamibottles]

Why not HER muscly forearms

[mmavverickk]

you ever just get an idea like

percy’s chatting with annabeth. goes, “i mean, just because poseidon is my mom doesn’t mean—”

annabeth’s like, what?—“percy, poseidon is your dad.”

percy frowns. leans to the side, glances at the ocean behind annabeth. “yeah, no, she’s mom today. anyway…”

i call this one gender_was_invented_by_bathroom_companies_to_sell_more_bathrooms.mp4

[martyfive]

hung pictures of old jedi masters up on my wall

to remind me that i am a fool

[floweroflaurelin]

Half hour sketch + dramatic stained glass = perfect vibe for art of an April Fool’s gag 😆 Congrats to the newest victor!

[otselotus]

boop

boop

[betweenblackberrybranches]

Fool time♡

I love him so much<333

This song just reminded me of him so much somehow, so this happened

Fool and the GitM AU belong to @venomous-qwille

[icewindandboringhorror]

I made a few new wax seal stamps out of clay (like the ones I did for my worldbuilding stuff forever ago), this time just of random symbols that I thought might look good done in the style of painting over the raised part of the wax or etc. :0c Some of them aren't carved deep enough to really show up that well, but overall they worked okay for being clay lol

[freakartack]

Q&A

[arcadechan]

The Fool Supreme, Witch at the Open Door; Greased Hinge, Charter Delgado. She's partially blind, has a magical affinity for doorways, and is t4t married to a woman named Willowjay Utah. She serves the coven of M.F. Dogwood, home of the Fool.

[travelling-hydaelyn]

remember the first time the WoL murders elidibus?

[crabsnpersimmons]

Yes actually, I do want something off the menu.

That would be moon, please.

Moon: no no no!! i can’t! i-i-it’s too soon! i’m not ready! t-take me to dinner first! n-not yet tho! i need to prepare! i--

Eclipse: (pushes the flustered Moon to the side) Looks like our little mooncake isn’t ready to be served yet, might I interest you in one of our other offerings? I make an unforgettable amuse-bouche.

Sun: (calls from the kitchen) Please refrain from eating the employees.

[egophiliac]

Sorry, most likely my memory being poor, but I thought Malleus' mom (don't know how to spell her name and too lazy to check how to spell it) was already an adult when Lilia ""proposed""?? Like I was always under the assumption that it was like a one-sided child crush on somebody completely out of your league you tend to have as a kid 💀

I don't think they say how old she was? although it's entirely possible I just misunderstood; my Japanese is...shaky. :') the actual line is "幼い頃に私に求婚したのは偽りか?", which I read as "isn't it true that you proposed to me as a kid?", and took as her being older than him, but not necessarily an adult (like, I was thinking of Lilia as being not quite a preteen and Mel being preteen/young teen). although I don't know if there's a connotation or something I'm missing that implies a bigger age gap, if that makes sense!

(and of course, I might also just be forgetting some other line -- if someone else knows, then please correct me! I need to know which headcanons need adjusting 👀)

BUT YEAH in a canon-y sense, Malleus is 178 and around the third-years developmentally. which makes me think that even though dragons have a way longer lifespan, they go through childhood at about the same rate as most fae (or at least the kind that Lilia is) and just kinda...slow waaaaay down once they hit adulthood. so it makes sense in my brain that he and Meleanor could've basically grown up together!

...it makes it angstier that way, anyway. :)

[worldcleansingdragon]

if you're a dan heng fan and you feel like

a) missing him

b) having no content

just read the data bank. it's canonically written by him anyway and it's way funnier if you read it like that because some of the factions have a very obvious bias (*cough* galaxy rangers *cough*)