#you ever just wanna gorilla grip

[rikidebuluoge]

i hit tag limit orz

SAVE A HORSE RIDE A WHAT?!?!

[mrsarcherofinfamy]

●Matt Taven x Cole! Reader●

Summary: You are apart of The Undisputed Kingdom. You accompany Matt for his match against Orange Cassidy in a Texas death match. Adam finds out about you and Matt's relationship.

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Ever since Adam formed The Undisputed Kingdom at World's End, it has been the best thing that has happened to my career. I am in the spotlight and will soon be challenging Timeless Toni Storm for her AEW Women's championship.

Anyways, I am sitting in our locker room laying on the couch, my legs across Wardlow's lap who is sitting on the couch. Roddy, Matt and Mike are discussing something with each other. Adam comes rolling in on his wheelchair.

I sit up next to Wardlow and look at Adam.

"Boys! And Sis. Pay attention. Matt, you have the main event tonight against Orange. It is a Texas Death match. Y/N, you will be going out there with him. No one else."

"Should I wear my gear or our shirt and jeans?"

"Whatever is comfortable for you to fight, distract or take moves with."

"Got it."

"Now, go get ready, you two."

I get up, grab my bag and head to the bathroom. Matt does the same, walking in the same direction. I walk in the bathroom, he is behind me closing the door and locking it.

"Hey! Matt!"

I turn around to see what Adam is yelling about, but see Matt taking off his shirt. I gulp, setting my bag on the counter.

"What are you doing?"

"Getting changed. Thought it would be quicker if we just did it at the same time."

I walk over, stand infront of him and run my hand down his chest and stomach, biting my lip. He looks at me and smirks.

"Later baby. Your brother is on the other side of the door."

He whispers while putting his hand on my cheek, running his thumb over my bottom lip. I stick his thumb in my mouth, slowly sucking on it til it pops out of my mouth. He gulps, biting his lip looking down at me.

"You are so bad. Need to be taught a lesson."

He puts his hand around my neck, squeezing a little, making me look at him. I start laughing and he smirks, gripping my throat more. Someone starts banging on the door making us jump and break apart from each other.

"What is going on in there?! Matt! Y/N!"

"Adam! Calm down! We are literally getting changed! Chill!"

Matt looks at me and shakes his head smiling. I smile, grabbing my black and gray wrestling gear. My shorts have the Undisputed Kingdom logo on my butt. I put my knee high black boots on and Matt pushes my hands away from them. He starts tying my boots for me and I shake my head smiling. I grab my phone off the counter and take a picture of him. He finishes the first one and starts tying to second one. I take another picture of him. I set my phone back on the counter as he stands up. He looks at me smiling.

"Wanna take a picture of us together now?"

I feel my face turn red as I grab my phone and hand it to him. He takes it as I grab my big sunglasses out of my bag and put them on. I put my forearm on his side, leaning into him a little as he snakes his one arm around my waist. He takes the picture. I move my sunglasses off of my face onto my head and look up at him. He takes another picture like that without me knowing. He turns his head and kisses me, taking a picture like that as well. We kiss for a couple minutes before we hear banging on the door again.

"You two better not be screwing in there! Matt, your match is in a few minutes!"

"Don't get your panties in a twist! God forbid he can't take pictures of me for me!"

I giggle and Matt laughs with me hearing Adam huff on the other side of the door.

"Let's go before he has Wardlow break the door down."

Matt laughs as I walk over to the door, unlock it and walk out of the bathroom. Matt puts my phone in my bag on the bathroom counter than walks out. We leave the locker room before anyone can say anything and head down to gorilla.

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*near the end of the match*

Orange is in the ring dumping thumb tacks out of a Valentines container from Chuck Taylor. Matt is laying in the corner holding his back and I climb into the ring. I run up to Orange trying to clothesline him but he picks me up and powerbombs me into the thumb tacks. I scream clutching my back rolling over to the corner of the ring. Orange sees Matt coming and hits him with the Orange Punch getting the win. Mike and Roddy come running down to the ring to check on me and Matt. I can feel all the thumb tacks stuck in my back as Mike helps me out of the ring. They help us to the back and to our locker room. Mike helps me sit down on a metal chair backwards. Mike leans down slowly taking the tacks out of my back. Adam comes rolling up next to me putting his hand on my shoulder.

"You have some explaining to do Y/N."

I sit up looking at him confused.

"Explaining? About what?"

"Oh... I don't know.... about these pictures I found on your phone!"

He pulls my phone up and shows me the pictures of me and Matt that we took before his match. Matt looks at me wide eyed from on the couch behind Adam. I grab my phone out of his hand staring daggers into Adam.

"How dare you go through my phone! You have no right to do that! And yeah. Me and Matt are together! He makes me so happy and appreciated! You should be happy someone is treating me the way he treats me!"

I get up, walk over and sit down next to Matt on the couch as Adam moves to look at both of us.

"Matt.... you better be treating her right. Because if you don't treat her right..... just know you don't only have me to deal with..... you also have Wardlow to deal with. And Roddy."

"Adam. Knock it off."

"I'm just saying. See ya later."

He leaves along with Mike and Roddy. I look over at Matt and he looks at me smiling. I lean over and kiss him. He kisses me back putting his hand on my cheek. I pull back looking at him smiling.

"I'm happy that he knows. You can come over to my house or hotel now without sneaking in."

"Man, I liked sneaking in though."

We laugh as we collect our things and head back to the hotel to end the night.

The End 😊

[queeniesrose]

This is inspired by a post that was done a few years ago on a friends blog where they did for the SWSH leaders were reacting to thirsty tweets. This post includes characters from different games, so it’s not for just one group. This is a NSFW post. And no, I will not explain what anything means. This post will read like it is for a youtube video. The host of the video will be you, the reader.

Also! Arven will be included in this post. Please see this post and this poll, both on @pokenimagines (A Pokémon blog I help run when we both aren't burnt out) to get some insight on why he is included.

Master Post 

Warning: This is NSFW so if you’re under the legal age or uncomfortable with content like this, please skip over this one!

Thirsty Tweets: Pokemon

As soon as the video starts playing, the viewer can see the host on screen. It wasn’t long before you said in the video, “On today's episode of Celebrity Thirsty Tweets, we have Gym Leaders, Elite Four, a Champion, and a Professor! Sit back, relax and enjoy the video!” The screen fades to black with a rendition of ABC by Jackson 5 playing. Soon the first person and their corresponding tweet is on screen.

I want to give him the most astonishing, atrocious, shameless, violent, rude, disrespectful, toe curling, sheet gripping head he's ever had. @GalarChampionLeon

It takes Leon a full minute of opening and closing his mouth before he could form a response. His cheeks turned a scarlet red. "I- I. Well that's certainly something. More power to you if you can accomplish that to someone." He looks down as he runs a hand through his hair. He chuckles, before he looks up at the camera, "Some of these fans are real imaginative."

LISTEN HES ALL PURPOSE FLOUR 👅👅👅 @Elite4Larry

As soon as Larry finish reading out the tweet, he lets out a deep sigh and shakes his head. "I am flour because I am bland? I will give you that. At this point, being a stressed and depressed adult will do that to someone." He pauses for a moment to think. "If you're into all purpose flour, guess I'm the guy for you."

Ayo fine ass girlboss spotted. Come here madam. I would like her to put me on a leash. @Elite4Rika

Rika smirks as she finishes reading the tweet. "Awe does someone want to be my pet? Does someone need to go on some walkies?" She lets out a hearty laugh, shaking her head. She leans back in her chair and rest her arm on her knee. "Sounds like a many of you need a badass domme in your life."

Rika can break me, while Brassius can breed me. @Elite4Rika @Truleewoodo

"I can do more than just break you sweetheart." Rika says, winking at the camera. "Tell me when and where. Safe word is Mushu."

Brassius leans back into his chair, smirking at the camera. He takes a few moments before he says anything. "You want me to breed you darlin? Is that really what you want?" He asks, leaning forward, "Have you been good? Only good darlins get to be bred."

@ProfessorSycamore is so hot. I wanna climb him like an Arceus damn jungle gym.

Sycamore's face heats up instantly. "That doesn't sound very safe, now does it?" He asks, "Although, I don't think you care about your safety from your tweet. Which is very important! Being safe in all situations is important! Even in kinky situations." He rubs his cheeks a little bit as he attempts to hid the fact that his face is going a tomato red.

THAT DUDE ON TEAM STAR CAN GET IT TOO!

Who, @Guacamole?

IS THAT HIS NAME?

Giacomo sighs and rubs the side of his face. "You make one joke!" He exclaims, "One joke! One joke about being able to use different words for my name like what happens with Bramblepatch Scratch-n-Sniff! Then you get called Guacamole and that becomes what people call you! But yes, I can definitely get it! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise!"

I once made my dildo dent in half, you wanna see my gorilla grip @DragonRaihan?

After he finishes reading out the tweet, he looks up at the camera with a confused look on his face, "I- how the fuck did you manage to do that?" You could see the gears turning in his head as he tried to work out how that happened. He scratches his head after a few moments, "Ya know, I'm not gonna try to figure out the logistics of that."

I ain’t here to be your toaster strudel. I’m here to be your Twinkie. Pull out and I’ll kill you. @FarmerMilo

"Oh my!" Milo exclaims, going as red as a tomato. He raises his hand to point at the screen as he starts to speak again. "There will be no killing happening around here! I am a good farmer boy." His eyes go wide and he smacks a hand over his mouth at the realization of what he just said implies in context to the tweet. Your laughter could be heard from behind the camera.

@EliteFourRika could step on me multiple times, spit on me, and call me worthless and I WILL THANK HER.

Rika moves the mike closer to her mouth, leans forward, and stares straight into the camera, before she starts speaking. "So you would thank me? That's it? What else would I hear darlin? Would I hear you begging me for those things?" She asks, her voice deeper than normal. She chuckles, "Y'all are really going feral, aren't ya?"

Anyone think that @Truleewoodo needs a nude model? Think he'll model nude for a class?

Brassius starts shaking his head and tisking at the camera. " There will be no classes that I will model for. There will also never be any media of myself nude that will be made public." He leans back and scratches his head, before he continues. "BUT the only exception to that would be a private session where I would allow my significant other to artistically capture my nude self in their preferred form of media. This would be for their consumption and their consumption alone.

I just want him to cook me a meal and tell me I was a good boy. Is that too much to ask? @Arven&Mabostiff

Arven looked at the camera with a shocked look, taking a moment to collect his thoughts. "I- I. No that's not to much to ask! Quite honestly, I would love to cook for someone, other than myself, mabostiff and my other Pokémon." He said as he got a bit of a distant look.

The camera fades to black, before you appear back on screen. "And that's all for today folks! This has been today's episode of Celebrity Thirsty Tweets! See you next time!" You say before your video outro plays.

[afterdarkprincess]

9. "I want to ruin you" for samijey 😊

Thank you so much! Prompt list can be found here

Ruin(ed) Pairing: Sami/Jey Rating: Explicit Word Count: 730

fic tag list: @feelschicken @elementaldoughnut12 @imabillyami @harmshake @jeysbvck @southerngirl41 ===

Backstage Sami stares at the monitors depicting the scene in the ring, Jey mid-fight against Dominick Mysterio, whipping his shirt up and over his head before tossing it at his opponent and slapping the younger man across the face.

Rhea whistles over the cheers of the crowd, loud and exaggerated to get Jey’s attention.

Sami rolls his eyes; he’s seen the buzz online, the memes and the edited photos of Rhea and Jey together. Some that Jey himself shared on instagram, all feeding into the storyline of the Judgement Day trying to recruit him into their fold since Jey’s return to Monday Night Raw.

Jey plays into the flirting, turning with his whole body to face Rhea, who smiles and waves, batting her long eyelashes and pressing her boobs forward in ways that will surely set the internet ablaze. Jey waves back, putting on his most ridiculous face, and Sami feels his blood pressure rising.

He knows this is just an act, they talked about it extensively when the storyline was pitched, but each time he’s forced to watch his boyfriend flirt with the beautiful Australian he can’t help but get jealous.

It’s silly of him, since it’ll be him that Jey goes home with at the end of the day, but that logic doesn’t help when Jey turns those beautiful brown eyes on someone else on national television. He understands, but it still stings.

In the ring Rhea’s distraction proves effective, as a completely distracted Jey gets knocked down and rolled up by Dominick, the three count thundering through the arena.

The crowd boos, but Sami just can’t get those looks Jey was giving Rhea out of his head, and he’s filled with an irrational fury, his temper getting away from him. He sees a close up on Jey, sweat dripping down his face and Sami hungers like he’s never felt before. His rage and desire feel primal, like an animal that needs to mark their territory, and the ache throbbing in his dick can’t be denied.

Sami storms out to gorilla, paying no attention to those he sees along the way, with a one track mind to find his man and stake his claim.

He arrives just as Jey comes through the curtain, wiping at his face with his hands, and Sami’s hand is on his arm without a second thought.

“With me, now.” Sami says through clenched teeth with no room for discussion. He tries not to grip Jey’s arm too tightly as he drags him along, searching for any open room with a lock.

They crash into a supply closet, and Sami pulls Jey inside before slamming the door shut and pushing Jey back into the door.

“Whas’ goin’ on babe?” Jey says, bewildered by this turn of events but the warm length that rubs against Sami’s thigh tells him all he needs to know about how into this his boyfriend is.

Sami zeroes in on Jey’s neck, sucking and biting at the soft flesh underneath his earlobe until a pretty mark forms. “Reminding everyone who you belong to,”

He can feel Jey swallow thickly, his breath turning into hot little pants as he nods. “Yours- yours, Sami.”

“That’s right, Jey. Mine.” Sami growls as he smashes their lips together, moving his hips ever so slightly so their hard lengths press together through too many layers of clothing. It’s good, but not enough and Sami shoves his hand down pushing clumsily at first Jey’s pants and then his own.

When both of their dicks are free, he wraps them together in a loose grip, easing the way with a mixture of their precum, drinking in the gorgeous little noises that escape Jey’s mouth for only him to hear.

“I want to ruin you,” The words fall out in hot breaths between them. “I wanna ruin you for anyone else, Jey. Mine, mine..”

Jey’s lips capture his again, his hips stuttering into Sami’s grip as they both chase release.

Neither of them last long, first Jey then Sami toppling over the edge groaning into each biting kiss between them.

As they catch their breath, foreheads leaning against each other, Jey chuckles.

“What’s so funny?” Sami asks.

“Jus’ maybe I should flirt with Rhea more often if this’s how it turns out.”

Sami nips at Jey’s neck where the hickey he left earlier blooms.

“Not a chance.”

[architect-2015]

Lo’u alofa, you are my family.

(there might be some rambling because I tried to copy the segment word for word because I didn't want to mess up the storyline)

Kailani and Roman have been together for years, having met in NXT and been brought up to the main roster around the same time she’s been there for it all.  As both a wrestler and his wife she respects what he's had to over come in both his personal life and his professional career. The downfall of The Shield, the failed babyface push, his real-life health issues and then his return in remission. 

While they both have had struggles during their time on the main roster, the wait was definitely worth it, the married couple are currently part of the most dominant faction in the modern era, The Bloodline. 

Since September 2022 things have been expanding within the group, Sami Zayn had previously been associating himself within the family had finally earned a position in the faction as the ‘Honorary Uce’.  On November 26th he further proved his loyalty in a Survivor Series War Games match against The Brawling Brutes, Drew Mcintyre and Kevin Owens, but Owens would continue to be a thorn in the side of The Bloodline.

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RAW AFTER WARGAMES

“On Saturday we went to war at Wargames right, you see who was left standing tall” The members of The Bloodline raises the ones with the crowd reflecting the action, a sea of acknowledgment swept over the Scope Arena.

The segment continued with Sami expressing his gratitude toward Jimmy for being his friend since day one, then he moves onto Jey a sentimental moment was shared between the two before the Prize-fighter decided to interfere.

“I’m not here to fight you Sami, its actually quite the opposite. You see since Saturday I - uh I cant help but think about how for twenty years now, twenty years ouR careers have been linked to one another’s but - uh man after Saturday I don't wanna fight you, I don't wanna team with you, I don't wanna ride to shows together, I'm just done I don't want anything to do with you.” 

A taken back look overwhelms Sami's face but it settled to a look of disgust.

“You know what pal I feel exactly the same way, I don't ever wanna team with you again, I don't wanna fight you again I'm okay if I'm never in the same room as you again do you understand me? because I don't need you anymore! I have family now.”

Pride swells in Kailani's chest as she moves to place a hand on Sami’s shoulder, the two of them had grown quite close some could even say become best friends. She was proud in the fact he let go, he let go of all the people in his past who had held him back. Kevin being the last piece of baggage.

But KO still wasn't done, he had more harsh realities to expose, had he only thought before he spoke and realised the weight of his words. 

“Yeah you know what I'm genuinely happy for you with everything that's been going on for you the past few months because finally everybody out here, everybody in the WWE universe can finally see how great Sami Zayn is. I’ve known it for twenty years and to see you get the recognition you deserve. I love it but Sami here's the thing, doesn't matter how many times they tell you you're in The Bloodline and it doesn't matter how many time you call them family just remember this... You’re not their real blood and you never will be”

Lani loosens her grip on her friends shoulder, taking a step back she feels her back collide with the chest of her husband’s cousin, Jimmy Uso. Looking back towards the man she is met by a looks of concern his hands envelop her waist seemingly keeping her upright, the family knowing how she values herself lower then them because she is an Anoa’i by love not blood. No longer wanting to be in the ring and needing to create space from the overbearing tension she shakes off the hold and swiftly slides under the bottom rope letting her red shoes hit the floor. 

Choosing to make her exit by the crowd to prevent passing a certain Canadian blocking the gorilla entrance, feeling thousands of eyes follow her every move Kailani is stumbling around grabbing onto anything she can as support knowing that she's showing a vulnerability. A weakness. The Bloodline aren't weak, but Lani is. 

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What she doesn't know is that an enraged Tribal Chief is barrelling through the backstage area, old wounds in his family that had just been fixed has been re opened all because of ten words. 

You’re not their real blood and you never will be.

You’re not their real blood and you never will be.

You’re not their real blood and you never will be.

You’re not their real blood and you never will be.

You’re not their real blood and you never will be.

Those ten word had broke the illusion of Kailani Anoa’i, the wife of the tribal chief Roman Reigns, the leader of the bloodline, Joe Anoa’i, the love of her life, the provider of the family. 

Her family.

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Blindly walking around backstage trying to compose herself she hears a voice shout something incoherent, two gentle hands hold her shaking ones in theirs stroking over her wedding ring, the wedding ring that matches with the one adorning the hands grasping hers.

Looking up the eyes of her husband stare down at her, distress swirling behind the eyes she fell in love with, a sob ripped through the silence all the buried emotions finally overflow, the insecurities harboured by the young women being displayed to her spouse. Roman carefully took Lani into his chest placing his hand on the back of her head knowing that this action makes her feel safe, he begins muttering words of comfort and reassurance.

 “o lo'u toalua lelei (my sweet wife), what's wrong. Why are you crying? Is it what Kevin said?”

Not being able to string a response she simply nods her head, focusing on the breathing of the man embracing her. 

breathe in, breathe out.

“ Lo’u alofa, you are my family. How my life would be without you, I couldn't bear it. Our love runs through my blood, my mind and my soul.”

After hearing those words Kailani lifts her head from Romans chest to meet his gaze, the same gaze that holds so much warmth and passion. Reaching up she clasps her hands around his neck pulling his forehead down to meet hers. A delicate kiss is placed upon her lips. Relishing in the moment she realises he was right, while she might not be an Anoa’i by blood relation she still had a rightful part in the family.

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The power of love is undeniably true, it can unite two hearts as one, its for this reason that bloodlines are built on unbreakable bonds created by love, and while blood is thicker than water without love coursing through it would be meaningless.

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(i dont think this was that good tbh but oh well)

@strawberry-moonpies​

[myshredda]

I remember when I was a kid me and my sister would always perfectly split up between the parents for activities— no one ever felt left out bc someone always had a partner and it just made me think of like,, Duck and Red having to swap out at times when they only had Yellow to do activities and both feeling a little left out but never saying anything b/c they don’t want to spoil Yellow’s mood. Also Yellow feeling bad having to pick during these activities.

Then Green shows up. And for a bit, he also doesn’t have a partner for things since he also only wants to partner with Yellow. But one day, while Duck and Yellow pair up at the Zoo to do something, leaving Red and Green alone. And Red is like “Hey…wanna go look at the birds?” And Green— who’s still super nervous and hesitant, finds himself agreeing.

And they have a great time. Red takes pictures of the baby birds and sends them to Duck saying that he “found Duck’s long lost relatives” and eventually, Green works up the nerve to ask Red if they can look at the tigers and lions and they go and the whole time Red watches Green’s face light up as he rambles fact upon fact about them while also slyly sneaking in the idea of releasing them so they can be free. Of course Red is like “No, you can liberate the animals when you are a adult that pays gross taxes” And it makes Green giggle in a way similarly to Yellow, but different. Quieter and more shy, but still as giddy. Red can’t help it— and the next thing he knows is that he’s asking questions about each animal in hopes of seeing Green light up more, even wondering if letting the animals go just to see him laugh will be worth the craze it will inevitably cause.

And since then, the clump always has someone to pair up with during outings.

Four does work.

Crying. Crying and wailing over this it's SO SWEET. Because of COURSE there was a feeling of being left out when it was only three of them, there'd always be an odd person when two pair up. And Yeah it would make them each individually feel bad when it was their turn to stay behind.

I love the thought of them going to the zoo, mainly for the cute factor but I'd also like them to view some horrific abominations of nature that Green LOVES and Red finds incredibly disturbing. And it starts out a little awkward because Yellow and Duck immediately scamper off to the reptile house or the scary gorilla area or something and Green is left with Red and he's like. uncomfortable but putting on a brave face. And Red's like "Time to fucking show up for this traumatize child you old, red lump!" and really puts the effort in to make Green feel comfortable. Like he lets him make all the decisions of where they're going to walk to next, and lets him skip any animals that scare him, and holds his hand so he doesn't get lost, which Green grips tight enough to hurt but Red doesn't mind.

And Green starts to loosen up, after the parrots and their squawking that Red says reminds him of Duck (which makes Green giggle, and Red's heart soar) and then he starts info dumping about the animals and Red's so attentive in his listening that Green forgets about feeling awkward and really starts to have fun, and he tells Red that all big cats purr, and that lion's live in prides but not tigers, and that they eat antelopes, which are a type of deer. And Red doesn't even act like he knows those facts ONCE, just nods along and hums and tells him how interesting this conversation is. And they're walking on now to rhinos or something, and their horns and general size freaks Green out a little, so Red asks him if he's okay with being picked up, and after a long think Green agrees, and Red carries him past the exhibit on his hip, strong arm protectively wrapped around his waist, and Green understands Yellow's obsession with being carried in that moment.

It's really nice actually, he could probably get used to it. Good thing Red's obsessed with carrying all three of him clumpmates around like purse dogs.

[jackril3y]

Wreck of the Genesis Chapter 3

One thing that most people noticed as soon as the ship’s hatch opened was the ever-present and almost overwhelming humidity. It made anyone walking outside onto the planet’s surface look like they’d just taken a shower with their clothes on, and Captain Sullivan was no exception. Captain Sullivan looked at Dr. Koto, who was huge for a doctor. No, Sullivan thought, he was huge for a gorilla. He was so big that he dwarfed Sullivan and made Ensign Matthews look like a child in comparison. His arms were as thick as the cables that held the Brooklyn Bridge. It could be wagered that if Dr. Koto hadn’t gone to college and found his calling in archaeology, he would have found it running illegal fighting clubs as the frontman.

Sullivan’s mind conjured up the image of facing Koto in a boxing ring, 8th round. He could see Koto’s brutish smile as he approached. The sweat gleamed on his muscles as fear gripped Sullivan.

He tried to bat it away, but the scene returned as vividly as ever. He could hear the crowd’s cries for blood. He could almost smell the booze and popcorn in the air. It made his stomach turn over. 

“Koto, what would you have been if you hadn’t been an archaeologist?” Sullivan finally broke the silence between the three. Koto stopped to think for a minute.

“That’s a good question, but I could tell you where I wouldn’t be.”

“Where’s that, Koto?” Sullivan couldn’t help but ask.

“I wouldn’t be a fighter. I could tell you that much. Although my uncle owned a horse farm near Albany, I might have gone there.”

They walked for hours until they came to a small clearing surrounded by dozens of brightly colored trees that almost seemed to sparkle. Sullivan wasn’t sure if it was due to the trees or the salt stinging his eyes from the sweat. He chose to believe that the trees were doing it. They could hear the distant sounds of some animal; it almost sounded like a howler monkey back on Earth, but it seemed to screech instead of howl.

“Whatever’s makin’ that noise, I don’t think we want to meet it,” Sullivan muttered under his breath. He took the canteen from his belt, quickly unscrewed the cap, and then took a swig of water. It tasted like tin and bleach from the failing purification plant aboard the ship. Sullivan held his nose as he downed the wretched water. His face twisted into a mask of disgust as the aftertaste of the water dissipated. The thick jungle seemed to swallow every trail they’d cut for themselves. Sullivan made sure to stay behind Koto as they pressed forward, his mass like a bulldozer cutting through the strangler vines and ferns that worked to block the way ahead. Sullivan felt his foot get caught as he fell forward; his eyes came face to face with the bloated corpse of Senior Commander McAllen. McAllen had been the most unfortunate person to take up the role of captain behind the original. Sullivan stared at the corpse’s face. Its glassy eyes seemed to stare through him. McAllen’s lips were dark purple and seemed to be pursed in a permanent stare of disapproval. Sullivan looked down at McAllen’s hands to see that he clutched his pistol. The mission's pistols were sleek, designed to be very functional on different planets, and good-looking. Sullivan rolled off the corpse to an unoccupied space of ground. He looked up to see Koto staring at the corpse, giving it a salute before looking at the captain.

“Are ya gonna lay there forever, or get up? If ya wanna lay there, ya got good company.” Koto pointed to the corpse and chuckled.

“Very funny, Koto. It’s only slightly less talkative than you. I guess we know where at least one of the missing crew members went.” Matthews sighed as he reached around for his canteen. As he tilted his head back, he saw a large black pyramid in the distance.

“Captain, you think we’re the only intelligent life on this planet?” He asked. Sullivan was confused by this remark.

“What are you talking about, Matthews? I think this heat’s getting to you.” Matthews lifted a long, spindly arm. He pointed in the direction he saw the pyramid. Sullivan looked and squinted his eyes. He didn’t see anything.

“Follow me, and I’ll show you what I saw,” Matthews said confidently as he swung his machete through the thick underbrush. Sullivan looked at Koto, who shrugged his shoulders and lumbered after Matthews. They walked for a few more hours until they reached another clearing. It was full of those same colorful trees from earlier. In the center of the clearing stood a gigantic black stone pyramid. It was much like the kind you’d find from Mexico, but their tops were much broader. 

“You know, Matthews. I take that back. I’m the crazy one.” Koto stopped and stared at the giant pyramid. 

“Captain, why do the strangler vines cover our ship but not this? Why do you think that is?” He asked,  his voice booming through the clearing.

“It’s hard to say. I know one thing, and this isn’t a natural phenomenon.” Koto didn’t respond. He walked closer to the pyramid, staring at the staircase. He began to climb the stairs until he hit the zenith. He waved at Sullivan and Matthews to follow him up. When Sullivan reached the top, he could see the jungle stretching on for miles, as far as the eye could see. He also saw a strange marking. 

“Captain, that marking resembles the Japanese character kai.” Matthews pointed out. 

“I’m gonna have to take your word for it. I doubt I could argue with you.” Sullivan mired as he stared at the perplexing symbol. Matthews touched it, and the character lit up. It exuded a bright purple glow as the top of the pyramid split, revealing another staircase beneath the surface. Sullivan could feel a draft of cool air coming from it, comparable to sitting in front of an air conditioner in summer. He retrieved the flashlight from his pockets and lit it up. The stairs seemed to descend into an abyss more profound than any light could reach. 

[14dayswithyou]

▋REN LOVING HOURS/THIRST ASKS !

✦゜ANSWERED: To avoid flooding the dash with all of these asks, I'm just gonna compile them into one big "masterpost" ^w^

By pressing 'keep reading' you confirm that you are 18 or older.

Anonymous asked: man i want to smother ren with kisses and cling to him all day long then relentlessly ride him till' he's all fucked up and covered in love bites <33 

😳😏

Anonymous asked: can I just say that Ren has become a source of comfort for me? literally thinking of him while having a bad day at work, dealing with rude ppl or when the deprussy gorilla grips me too hard soothes the ache in my heart and makes things a lil easier to endure💗💗 ty for entertaining my ramble 

Wahhh I'm honestly so honoured to hear that Ren is a source of comfort for you! I'm glad he makes your day better, and I'm so sorry you had to deal with all of that >.< And thank you for sending in this ask!! (also "deprussy gorilla grip" hAD ME CRYIGN)

Anonymous asked: I feel so sorry for Ren because of his bad childhood.  I just want to give him a big hug and tell him that I'm there so he can finally relax and try to let it go. 😭 Can I ? Pls T-T

You can definitely do that!! He might start getting a bit emotional if you talk about his childhood though... ;v;

Anonymous asked: i'm thinking Ren is my new f/o 👀

Omggg??? I'd literally be so honoured!! It's seriously so heart-warming to know that people would wanna consider Ren as one of their F/O's ;w; <3

Anonymous asked: Ren is my comfort character. I didn’t realize till today because I went hiking and it was really high up. I’m afraid of heights and in that moment, I felt like I was going to fall off the cliff. Lmaoo it’s embarrassing but I thought of Ren and how he would have held my hands and made sure I was safe. I felt extra bad because the person I went hiking with totally ignored that I was afraid of heights and kept pushing me to go up higher :( 

aaaaa yes, Ren definitely would've done those things! He's very attentive towards your needs and emotions, so he would definitely hold both of your hands, comfort you, and make sure that you felt safe and secure. I'm sure he would even offer to carry you back down the cliff if you didn't want to look, or even find ways to take your mind off of the scary height. I'm so sorry you had to go through that experience though, and that the person you were with was so insensitive T_T

Anonymous asked: i want to cuddle the deranged hacker :(

The deranged hacker is currently shoving his laptop and tech aside and patting the space next to him for you to join :)

Anonymous asked: I get so soft when I put together that Ren's practically our childhood friend/stalker lmao I don't know, I'm a sucker for childhood friends stereotypes (which is why I also adore Leon, although Ren definitely takes 1st place), I feel like Ren could totally take advantage of it if he ever decided to tell us about the history.

Hehehehe game spoilers go brrrrr

Anonymous asked: loved so much your game is so good to play, Ren is so cute >.< , I'm sad he pretends to be someone else to please the MC :( I want to hug him and tell him he can be himself, poor guy deserves all the love that the world exists. ❤❤

Wahhh he'd definitely let you!! ;v;

Anonymous asked: i’ve never seen alt/eboy ren but i’m already ready to go fucking FERAL over the man :)

oh boy you're gonna have a blast once you reach day 9 >:)

@queenlilithprime asked: Ren: Respects pronouns, Respects our consent (not privacy tho), Adores us, wants us to be happy (with them), is willing to care for us, doesn't mind if we are disabled, loves spending time with us, and is willing to kill for us? Bestie I don't want a hero who would sacrifice me for the sake of the world, I want the villain who would sacrifice the world for me. Ren is practically super glued to my heart. (also sorry for always sending in asks I just love 14dwy so much it's all I think about 😭❤️😭❤️😭)

jkasfjkas Ren really said “All I want is for you to be happy :) Your needs come before my own :) I respect you so much and would never do anything to make you uncomfortable :) oh except when it comes to murder and stalking lol hehe :)” (where can I get a Ren irl?? T_T)

@whispereons asked: Simp time. I don't like getting hurt so soft yanderes are the best and Renren is the best. When I first saw the glimpse of his tattoos in the game I thought that he was secretly a demon and he kept the shirt on to hide his demon marks. That ring was supposedly a charm to keep his demon form a secret too. Blame my dumb brain for that. I find both 'Ren' and True hot but what makes him hotter is the gap moe. True being sub? Hot. Ren being dom? Hot. He can be my househusband and cook dinner with me

Demon/incubus!Ren confirmed???? 😳 But fr I'm happy to hear that you enjoy the duality between Ren and [REDACTED]!! The gap moe is real with him lmao

Anonymous asked: My poor heart is breaking for Ren and how his past was! I can now see why he has been clingy. Ren needs lots of love so if we MCs that follow Ren we'll glue ourselves to him 24/7 for EVERYTHING!!! Just knowing that when he's alone there is a chance that sadness creeps in from his past and we MCs can't have that!!! We'll mend your heart Ren even if we have to find every way to erase every feeling of sadness of your past! Seeing Ren smile is the best thing to come out of all that for MCs!

This is all he could ever ask for T_T <3

Anonymous asked: HDHDJGJWBEIDJS ARE RENS NAILS PAINTED BLACK?!!?? Any guys with painted nails immediately get 7 extra points to their attractiveness scale… congrats Ren you’re a solid 17/10 for me ❤️

he's a 10 but he paints his nails black and adds glitter to his middle fingers 🤔 (he's still a 10) But lmao I'm glad you like his subtle choice of self-expression!!

Anonymous asked: Hold up���Ren has glasses AND painted nails??? Sai are you trying to kill us with cuteness?! Sob- I’ve fallen and I can’t get up, help-

Ya girl's got a type and she's projecting it onto her OCs fkjfjkaf

Anonymous asked: Wanna give ren a makeover 

He'd definitely let you! Ren is also amazing at dying hair, matching different shades of black, and applying winged eyeliner; so feel free to ask him to give you a makeover as well!

Anonymous asked: Ren is so big and strong 👉🏻👈🏻 I've never loved a yandere so much, I just want to kiss his cute and sexy little body while I freak out because I'm kissing him 😳💖💕💖💕💓💗

this is almost as lewd as h*lding his h*nd.....

Anonymous asked: would fall in love with Ren from the moment I met him, he is so handsome and adorable, and since I love cute men I would be on my knees and laughing like an idiot like a schoolgirl in love

Looks like his plan worked lmao :')

Anonymous asked: Me:*gotta find that college thot cuz Renren is not all rough and tough* Switch to woohoo scene Me: oh darling *dash to Renren like a lightning bolt*-🍀

Okay lightning McQueen, i see u!! Kachow!!!! But lmaoooo "college thot" TOOK ME OUT💀

Anonymous asked: i’ve been playing this game everyday for the past week or so and i’m obsessed with [rendacted]… need him and his eboy fuckery so bad, it’s not even funny. all he needs to do is take off the haruko wig and dress like he does at home and i’ll be moving in with him myself on the 1st day and lending him my underwear real quick.

Bro just pull a reverse-Ren and break into his apartment when he least expects it :') You'd get all the [REDACTED] eboy eye-candy you could ever ask for lmao

Anonymous asked: [REDACTED] ren supremacy 🫶🏻

friendship ended with renren supremacy, now [REDACTED][REDACTED] supremacy is my new tumblr tag

Anonymous asked: MC: Ren you are so hot, cute, adorable, sexy, gorgeous and perfect~

He's currently a blushing puddle of goo on the ground right now <3

[illegal-spiegel]

the boys reaction to you being a virgin

Genre: smut, fluff?

Warnings: None? Idk vague leading to smut at the end 

Spike Spiegel:

mans hasn’t been a virgin in many, many years

I mean just look at him he’s so fucking sexy I swear to god-

he has a pretty high libido but with him being on the Bebop, he can’t exactly get laid whenever he wants 

mans jerks off a lot, change my mind

it doesn’t help that he’s now afraid of commitment (thanks for that Julia)

sigh, man is too stubborn and his dick is suffering the consequences 😔👊 (put F in the chat for his dick. RIP)

so, when you come onto the Bebop, all hell breaks loose <3

mans is too pent up, he can’t help it if you occasionally pop into his mind when he’s touching himself 

he’ll still act like himself towards you just like he does with the others, but now 

his hand is staying a little too long on your back when he passes by you 

he’ll drape his arm on the couch behind you while watching Big Shot, his hand coming to rub your shoulder sometimes or twirling your hair 

when on a mission, he’ll lean forward enough to where you can smell the mint he ate on the Swordfish 

after weeks of lowkey flirting with you and making you flustered every two seconds, he finally can’t take it anymore 

he eventually just corners you in your room one day, bringing his body close to yours

“Alright, listen. This game of Cat and Mouse has been fun, but it’s growing a little old. I want you and if you want me too, let’s skip all the pleasantries and get into the real pleasure.” 

now, if you’re waiting for some reason and don’t want to do the nasty with him, he’ll back off and won’t be offended by it

if you’re waiting for a relationship or marriage though, good luck trying to get that from him

you’ll have to wait months, probably years, to get him to open up and date you. Sigh mans has commitment and trust issues now (thanks Julia)

now, if you’re down bad for this man just like I am, you’ll leap at the possibility to jump his bones 

so, if you’re answer is ‘yes, thank god, please fuck me already,’ then mans won’t hesitate to do so 

as soon as you’re agreeing, he’s leaning down to connect your lips together for a passionate and fiery kiss

he’ll let his hands wander and he’ll always make sure that you’re okay with him touching you somewhere or removing an article of clothing before doing so 

once you two are on your bed and things are really starting to get hot and heavy, he’ll stop his hands from dipping into your underwear when you suddenly speak up

“I’m, uh, a virgin by the way,” you squeak out, suddenly nervous about what he’ll think 

your heart leaps into your throat when he smirks up at you from between your legs, kissing along the inside of your thighs

“Oh yeah? Save yourself just for me, baby?” he teases in a voice that’s so deep that ocean’s would be jealous

his hands roam your waist before slowly starting to slip your underwear off when you nod your head 

“Well, let me make you feel good,” he purrs before diving in to do just that 

Jet Black:

sigh, another man with commitment issues (Another F in chat for this mans dick. RIP)

he’s even worse than Spike about getting laid though

he doesn’t crave it as much as others, but it definitely still comes to mind 

anytime Spike mentions that he should go get laid (to stop being such a sourpuss), Jet will just laugh and say he’s ‘too old for that’

my good sir, you are not to too old to get this gorilla grip 3000 🧎‍♀️

Jet meets you when he’s on a mission, almost running into you when you meet at a fork in the road

“Hey, come back here!” 

“You’re not getting away that easily!” 

you both stop when you two speak at the same time, turning to gawk at one another

“He’s mine!”

“That one’s mine!”

you stop again and glare at each other before continuing the chase

you both kinda catch the guy and after arguing for 15 mins who gets the reward, you decide to split it 

after that, you two become bounty buddies

whenever one of you needed help catching someone, the other was there as backup 

this went on for a while (with lots of teasing from Faye (”you so like them!”) and Spike (”you want to bone them so bad.”))

during one particularly hard mission, you two decide to just camp out in a motel and wait for the crook to show himself 

after cleaning up and Jet deciding he’ll take the first shift of lookout, you’re getting comfortable on the bed

Jet stares a little longer than normal, but it’s not his fault!

you’re the one with wet hair...and smooth skin...and flushed cheeks...and a top that’s riding up...and shorts that are a little too short...

“Jet, do you think I’m attractive?” you call out to him, making his eyes snap back up to yours

he gapes at you with red cheeks for a moment before turning to the window, pulling the blinds apart for a moment to look out

“Well, you aren’t ugly, per se...”

you chuckle at this, turning on your side to face him

“Do you want to kiss me?” 

at your question, his eyes snap back to yours and he can hear himself swallow loudly 

“I wouldn’t not want to...” he mumbles

now, if you’re expecting a relationship out of him, he’d be willing to give you guys a try

if you’re just trying to get laid, he’s fine with that too

so when he leaves the window and towers over you on the bed, he can feel the arousal already curling deep in his gut 

he starts off with a sweet kiss, not wanting to spook you off with something that might be too much for you 

when that sweet kiss suddenly starts to deepen and you’re both letting out noises, he starts getting rougher 

when he lowers his body closer to yours and you feel it, you figure you should mention the fact that you’re a virgin now 

he stares at you with wide eyes before smiling at you, letting his hands comfortingly rub your hips

“We can stop here, if you want. I’m completely fine with just kissing your sweet lips.”

if you want to stop or just keep kissing, he’s very understanding and will do that

if you wanna get railed, let him know and he’ll take care of you <3

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[lemons3ason]

Jealous Gorilla (Smut)

(Kojiro Nanjo x Reader)

*MINOR PLS DO NOT INTERACT*

~~~~~~~~~~~

You could barely breathe with his thick cock ramming and stretching your wet cunt, the burn of your walls stretching to fit his massive size was painful enough to feel good in a twisted sort of way. If your hips dared to shy away from him, his large hands would grip the fat of your ass and pull you right back onto his length that you so ungratefully removed yourself from. Kojiro had never been this rough with you before, it was thrilling yet terrifying in a way, all over some praising for the younger skaters. It wasn’t your fault that Langa was so handsome and talented. That Reki was such an exceptional craftsman when it came to boards and his adorably contagious smile. That Miya was so mischievously cute and needy when it came to affection from you! Or that Shadow’s tongue piercing and make up skills were to die for! It was just harmless praises between friends why did it bother him so much.

“J-Joe...ngh...I-it’s to much. To deep.”, you whined, your thighs trembled with each grind his veiny member made against the special soft spot inside your pussy.

You cried out to the sudden stinging pain in your ass and looked over your shoulder to see his face darkened in an angry scowl. Soft whimpers escaped your lips as the hilt of his cock finally brushed against the entrance of your filled pussy. A ring of your lewd cream coating the base of his cock as one final thrust planted his cock deep inside your core, his heavy balls slapping against your clit as you came over his fat member.

“Who said I gave you permission to cum? Giving everyone else attention except me, who do you think you are ignoring me all day? Remember I’m the only one that can fill you up like this, that can make your belly swell when I’m inside your pretty pussy. So tell me why you’ve been ignoring me and flirting with all the other boys.”, Joe growled slapping your ass again since you had dared to move your hips.

You were simply being a brat, but you couldn’t exactly tell him that unless you wanted to call out of work for the next month. You had to think of a believable excuse that would make his affectionate side come back to spoil you. Despite the sting of his cock stretching you, you moved your hips all the way back until your ass pressed against the bottom of his abs and softly rolled your hips as tears spilled from your eyes. Your body shook making him feel guilty for making you cry and when your tear filled half lidded eyes turned back to look at him he felt his cock twitch as you softly whined, “Because you’ve been choosing your fangirls over me. You ditched our date the other day, forgot my birthday yesterday, and ignored me as you wrapped your arms around your fans when we got to S. You don’t love me anymore, you haven’t said it for the past week and my hearts so full of love for you but you don’t want it so I gave it to the boys since they seem to appreciate me.”, you cried wiping your tears away hoping that your acting was enough to convince him. Joe turned you over on the bed and looked down at your tear stained face in pure agony, your bullshit explanation had worked, he kissed your tears away and moved your legs so they would wrap around his waist while his angry dominant daddy persona melted away and returned to his soft daddy routine. He pulled his cock out of your pussy making you whimper from the empty feeling, he had to make up for being rude to you.

“Really love? You made me jealous because I made you jealous? Oh (Y/n), of course I love you. I love you so much, I can’t believe I did that to you.”, Joe frowned kissing your lips sweetly until you began to giggle against them, once he had you smiling again he decided to softly pound your pussy until his love for you was overflowing, “Hold onto me baby, I’m gonna pound you nice and slow okay?”

You nodded and wrapped your arms around his neck as he once again bottomed out in you. His hips got straight to work, gently thrusting his cock into you as it rubbed all the right places. Your toes curled in pleasure and squeals and moans poured out of your mouth like music. Joe smiled and attacked your clit with his rough fingers while whispering sweet words and compliments into your ears. “That’s it beautiful Angel, take me just like that. Stretch that pretty pussy for me all you want and don’t you dare forget how much I love you. I love you so much (Y/n), I only want you. Want to fill you up and put a little skater in you, wanna pound away into your cunt even as your swollen with our first baby. Do you want that?”, Joe asked sweetly suckling your breasts in an attempt to win you over.

Your overstimulated mind could barely produce a proper sentence but one simple nod was enough to tell your jealous lover what you wanted. The grip he had on your thighs would leave bruises, no doubt about that, but it still felt tender and sincere since he held you carefully in his strong arms. Soft praises and sweet ‘I love you’s left his lips making you kiss him to swallow up each word. His hot tongue against yours as his big cock rearranged your insides was wonderful. With each thrust into your gspot you came closer and closer to cumming, your walls now used to the gaping size his cock left them, he was to perfect for you.

“J-Joe...-“

“N-no baby. That’s not my name, not to you. Come on my little amore, call me by my name.”, he purred softly.

You panted for breath as his cock rammed into your plush swollen walls, he fit so snug inside of you, “K-Kojiro.”, you moaned wrapping your legs around his waist as your orgasm neared.

His name spilled from your swollen lips, each ram of his cock making you see stars. He smiled down at you, petting your sweaty bangs out of your face to enjoy the full glow of your orgasm. He groaned against your neck, your walls became unbearably tight over his thick member pulling his orgasm right out of it, he moaned loudly into your ear gripping your hips to keep you in place as he filled you to the brim with his seed. Your legs shook, your back arched off of the bed, and your moans practically became screams of pleasure as your own orgasm splashed against Kojiro’s pelvis. He smirked seeing your pretty little cunt squirt and attacked your clit with his fingers to pull the most of your orgasm out of your tiny body. Once you had finally collapsed to the mattress he kissed your face sweetly apologizing again for making you feel neglected.

“You did wonderful (Y/n), I’m sorry about hurting your feelings. I love I promise for the next month I’m all yours. Use me as you wish, my beautiful, gorgeous, goddess.”, he hummed against your ear pressing a sweet kiss to your cheek as you panted for breath.

“I love you too idiot, but seriously if you ever do this to me again than I’m going over to Kaoru’s and I’m not coming back.”, you warned reaching your arms out to him for cuddles.

He listened...he listened well because deep down he knew your threats were never empty.

[poppy-metal]

you ever see someone and think…

i would if you the sloppiest of toppies. the gorilla grip of all cooches. the gluk gluk 9001. all for free. just so i can lick your ball sweat, just so i could taste you. but i would also pamper the fuck out of you. like you wanna be wined and dined baby?? get ready to gain 15 pounds because my love language is gift giving and my giving are brownies. you wanna be massaged in a bubble bath?? eyes over on the olympic sized swimming pool that is full of my love and cum. want me to punch your bullshit dad in the face?? don’t even offer me gloves, my love, will use my love and metaphoric cock to take him out.

but you are a fiction character so i cant. but in my dreams you are my fucking BABBEEEEEEEY.

(it’s jason todd. i’m talking about jason todd here. the way i could love him if god would have made him real.)

me with eren. me with armin. me with izuku. me with anthony. me with steven and marc. me with suna. me with yuta. me with-

[suckmybigtoeoikawa]

You can pick the characters(aged up) from MHA (BNHA). Any characters with a s/o that coping mechanism is masturbation/sex..? Like the reader just wants to f*ck 24/7 (only if your comfortable)

SUREEEE (ayo this is my first time writing something NSFW but hey there’s a first for everything 😛👊🏾)

Gender Neutral Reader <3

Lineup: Kirishima, Denki, Mirio, Dabi

Kirishima

🎈: he calls you baby or little one tell me I’m wrong 😑

🎈: anywho literally his motto for you is “anything for my, baby”

🎈: he will do anything for you, such a simp and we love it 😪

🎈: but really tho, if you wanna fuck 25/8

🎈: he is down 25/8

🎈: and each time he be bussin it open

🎈: I sound ghetto omg

🎈: if he’s away for a mission he maybe a little bit busy be he’s always open to have phone calls and have some phone sex

🎈: and even then it be hittin 😫

🎈: like ayo just imagine him on the other side of the phone

“Hey, baby” “how was your- oh.. you wanna do that tonight 😏” (SMIRKING THRU THE FUCKING PHONE) “Anything you want, baby, play with yourself and let me hear you”

🧍🏾‍♀️

🎈: I haven’t ever wrote anything like this omg

🎈: firm believer he has a daddy kink

🎈: when y’all see each other, chile it is on

🎈: probably 5 rounds

🎈: anywho i feel like he might at some point need a break yk

Denki

⚡️:BRUH THIS GIF TOOK ME OUTTTT

⚡️: anyways the both of y’all got something in common because he does too

⚡️: if he were to leave for like a mission or something best believe y’all are fucking 😐

⚡️: y’all might even FaceTime each other and masterbate on the phone together

⚡️: it’s really a normal thing

⚡️:like whenever he’s sad you for some reason find it hot

⚡️: then y’all both work it out thru fucking 😃

⚡️: really has no shame in his game

⚡️: sometimes it can get a little bit tiring but he would tel you that because you got that gorilla grip 😪

⚡️: but lemme tell you how long them rounds be going

⚡️: chile— YALL BE PUTTIN IN THAT WORRKKKK

⚡️: be throwing it back on a real one 😪👊🏾

⚡️: probably around 5-6 rounds on a good day yk

⚡️: ofc multiple times thru out the day

⚡️: but in conclusion he really doesn’t mind and he’s down the fuck whenever

Mirio

🔆: my personal favorite 😌

🔆: I feel like he’s another one that’s always down to fuck it’s just that he’s busy

🔆: he sorta came around the conclusion that you like to fuck 24/7 when he would often walk in on you masterbating

🔆: breaks your back out every time

🔆: might even tease you a little bit

🔆: for example if you laying down on your bed or something he may rub his hand hella close up your leg

🔆: then he would move it away and ask what you want to eat... like stfu and gimme some dick-

🔆: since he’s busy he finds that you masterbate a lot and he tries his best to satisfy your needs

🔆: if he’s gone away for a mission he will send you videos because he know how horney you can get

🔆: when he comes back probably 5-6 maybe even for if you beg

Dabi

🌃: what have you gotten yourself into 🧍🏾‍♀️

🌃: lemme just start by saying that you and Dabi’s sex life is just, chef kisses 😚 🤌🏾

🌃: he’s gonna tease the shit out of you

🌃: somewhat like mirio, but likeeeee more seductive

🌃: for example you might be at the league of Villains headquarters you could be talking to musty dusty Shigaraki

🌃: and he’s gonna undress with his eyes

🌃: like just all you can see is lust and he knows it’s gonna turn you on so he does it constantly

🌃: ofc he’s gonna feel on you and he knows that’s gonna turn you on to

🌃: if your feeling needier he’s gonna make you say what you want

🌃: he knows what he’s doing 😐

🌃: if he walks in on you masterbating he’s gonna watch and and make you say him name, then he’s gonna tease you some more, and then the rest is history

🌃: and he’s cool with fucking 24/7 he wants you to shout as loud as possible so he can let the whole world know what he’s doing to you

🌃: and he wants to keep it constant^

******

I’m sorry if that wasn’t the best like 😭

OKAY I MADE REVISIONS BECAUSE THE FIRST TIKE IT WASNT GENDER NEUTRAL, I FIXED IT PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT ABOUT ANY CONCERNS

(I may make a part 2 because I wanted to add Bakugo but I got lazy 😃)

HUNNY I WAS TRYING

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[merakiui]

welcome to the day a duck ruins your perception of items in genshin impact. i uh. made some items in genshin impact as yandere boys and what they're like sort of?? you could try and burn your eyes now. ;) adepti seekers stove- he's going to be a tsundere no buts or uhts. he's the type of yandere that's trying to be protective and failing miserably everytime. so being impatient and angsty. so, he resorts in kidnapping you instead. but hey look on the bright side! even when you're kidnapped you can have delicious meals and snacks! secretly likes to cook for you a lot, but he won't admit it even in death. just don't question why there's a lingering scent of sleeping potions in your meal and you'll be good as jolly jee! probably wants you to help him in the kitchen, since he once heard that couples do that. would probably give you self esteem issues down the line. "didn't i tell you to not get hurt? are you that much of an idiot?? here. have this it'll lessen the pain just a bit so we can walk back home. just drink it already." windsong lyre- smug bastard, smug shit. he's probably a player or just overly dramatic with everything. maybe he's righteous or something.. likes to show off his music skills a lot. he sucks at it tho. gaslights you probably in public places to add more pressure, because people are staring like you're having a performance or something. calls you love even if he's pissed at you for not listening to him, or accusing him of being toxic or suspecting him of being your stalker that always watches you from your window at 2am! would make you paranoid a lot. loves kissing your cheek and tickling you. he's a closeted pervert. you're gonna have to move in an isolated place too, he will spread rumours of you being his lover. "love, I'm sure that you're just overreacting. plus even if i was the stalker that you're talking about I wouldn't be oh so casually talking to you in public when I could've been hiding! jeez it's like your going crazy." wind-blessed harpastrum- such sweety! just so wholesome bakes you a pie in tuesday sweet. seems patient too but beware he will break your legs when you get a little bit too bratty for his tastes. touch starved too and it shows, that's why he loves to cuddle you lots! really obsessed with what you think of him. if you say you hate him he'll tear up and try to convince you that he's good, but if you pretend that you like him he'll shower you with uncomfortable affection and confessions. really great at making bombs and torture weapons too. probably sewed in a bomb inside your body threatened that he will kill you with it if you leave. bad at darts and archery. if you say that to him he'll laugh and take out his diploma saying that he's too smart for those childish games. he's impulsive in decision making. "haha. you know. you almost escaped from me back there. but hey! now you won't do anything stupid like that ever again if you can't walk." windblume balloon: listen man. im going to be killed but he's an airhead, pun intended right there. probably lowkey manipulative and doesn't even know it yet or chooses to ignore it. protective of you a lot. really delusional to the point that he rationalizes your escape as someone kidnapping you. so say goodbye to whoever poor stranger who was trying to help you escape they'll be greeted by an arrow through their head once he finds you. has a habit of holding your hand because he's afraid you might disappear from his line of sight and leave him all alone. if you let go tho he'll gorilla grip your hand, might crush it too. just very overprotective. he also doesn't know that he's an airhead. yeah."hm? why do i like holding you hand..? i just like it.. your hand makes me feel... uh. safe..? is that the word for it? ah. it was the word loved." wind catcher- he's a full on sadist. throw all of your escape plans out the window, this guy will climb a mountain and ride any wind current available to catch and torture you. persistently trying to make you like him atleast a bit. yeah, he's that kind of delusional. would teasingly push you

of a cliff as a 'light' punishment. dark humour and likes to joke about killing you from time to time. note: he can kill you. and he would also do it by ripping you in half with the wind current so just stay in his house and be a good lover that'll shower him in kisses, okay? okay. he mostly sees you as a tool of interest, but not just any tool- you're his favourite tool. "pfft! hey stop crying now! you're making me feel bad! hm? oh? why am i doing this? well i mean maybe I'm angry that someone was trying to escape. again." warming bottle- he will absolutely leave you in the cold if you were being a brat towards him. lives in dragonspine to spite you, also because he can just turn take away your blankets and anything that can give warmth so you gotta ask him to cuddle you to survive. he usually does this when he's feeling a little petty. which is so frequent. that you can almost give it a schedule. but don't tell him that. kind of a tsundere but only when it comes to physical affection since he's shy. that's why he has to take away your blankets so it looks like he's just mocking you but not because he's touch starved. he's not at home that much too but don't worry, he will make it up to you by uh.. physical activities.. "what? you're freezing? no shit we're in dragonspine. oh? you want me to hug you..? hm. fine. I'll indulge you for a bit. I am quite merciful." parametric transformer- businessman that scams you a lot lol. he's going to be a masochist because i said so, yeah i know the electric stone thing gag that's why i made him a masochist. really likes to collect useless stuff and spoiling you, so expect your room to be filled with a lot of random things from jewelry to mushrooms and crabs. has a you should be grateful i even give stuff mindset. thinks that giving someone something of vaue would make them fall in love with him instantly. also probably loves it when you fight back especially when you successfully land a hit on him, he will enjoy it. but be careful he has different responses whenever you hit him. pick your poison. spends a ton of resources on everything to keep you in line. that rope costed him 700 pinecones. "why do you even wanna escape? i give you a ton of stuff so you won't get bored! hah. maybe if i had picked up someone else they would've been grateful." portable waypoint- throw out your escape plans the season sequel. he's very quiet but has a small temper that won't last that much. maybe he's like that since he tries so hard to repress it. listen he's trying okay? escape always fails so quickly. one minute you're in springvale shouting, crying, begging for anyone to help you and then back to his house to see him sipping some tea. his punishments are cruel too- he makes sure to leave you in a den of monsters and ruin guards, waits until your in the brink of death and teleports you back to him. has a superiority complex over everyone too. probably likes to make you feel weak when you have to rely on him. loves to crush your self esteem. wants to be affectionate but thinks that you, as an inferior being, should be affectionate with him instead. so tsun. "see? this is what i was trying to tell you. you're too weak to actually survive out there. you even had to rely on me to save you. pathetic." memento lens- mysterious and elegant. he's quite cryptic to say the least. likes to watch you from a far if he's feeling a bit angsty. you try to make sense of what he says and it just leads to you being confused even more. and he likes that about you. you actually try to understand him, even if what you guess is wrong. you're going to have a tough time with this guy if you wanna escape. just avoid any fox statues and you'll be good. the problem is the shrine maidens. they basically want the two of you to end up together so they don't have to deal with him. he's actually very gentle with you punishments still suck but atleast he doesn't do it physically, he just makes you write that you're sorry over and over until your wrist are tired. loves poetry and solving puzzles, riddles, scriptures. he's

smart but soft. "spring blossoms even in the darkest depths of uncertainty, is that why you have the courage to try and escape me..?" kamera- perfectionist stalker. wants to make sure that the photos he takes of you are perfect to every extent. colour, lighting, and expressions. even if it means going inside your room and having the possibility of waking you up from your sleep. likes to take pictures of everything too. kind of like this; both of you are walking somewhere and he stops to take a picture of a sunset. he takes twenty minutes trying to find the correct angle. but the sun is already gone so he sulks. maybe- you can cheer him up by volunteering to be his model? you'll do that? right? also worships you like a god so if someone dared to even say something breath near you or celestia forbid insult you, best to say they'll be quickly disposed of by blackmail and fake shit. would not steal any of your belongings, he would just take pictures of it. so he's not that bad. "i consider everything in this world is beautiful, but you have surpassed that. so that is why im keeping you here. no one deserves even a glimpse of you!" waverider toolbox- he's such a gentlemen and a sweetheart. always there to help you with repairs, sometimes he'd add some updates to it too. just ignore the stuff going missing inside your boat thing. he probably guilt-gaslight you into staying with him in his waverider then bam your in an island stranded. ahaha, now both of you just have to survive by working together ya know? like a loving couple likes hugs and physical affection a lot! bonus points if it's given when he's tired from doing his job. as i said tired guy so appreciates all the things you do for him whether it's paying for his meal or giving him a gift. next time, he'll make sure that you won't leave the island permanently. thinks that stranded island equals date smh. " ahh? oh! is this for me? really? thank you.. i don't usually receive gifts but that just makes this even more special! say, do you wanna go on a trip? i just fixed the waverider from last time." red feather fan- mischievous little shit. likes to scare you a lot by appearing on trees and just jumping on you. knows that you're trying to escape but pretends not to since he likes to try and guess which direction you would run to. hugs you a lot even before he kidnaps you really touchy even if you say no he'll use the good ol puppy eyes! doesn't work? okay he'll just smell your clothes when you're sleeping as compensation. he likes to flirt with you a lot. some pickup are cheesy.. but others are a little- personal? acts cool by making a dramatic entrance everytime even. you know those radical superhero landing stuff? that's him. he would build a nest as your house even being a dick and placing it on top of a mountain, goodluck on trying to get down. "caught you! going to the shore was so predictable by the way. maybe you should try a different place next time, dear? hm? maybe a restaurant so we can have date? sounds great right?" serenitea pot- unhinged malewife that wants to make a the perfect living space for you- ehem. probably a perfectionist if you squint hard enough. he's delusional but just a little lucid about the stuff he does to you. likes to make a ton of furniture too! personalized the room you're trapped in with a ton of valuable and expensive materials. just don't try to escape he'll cut your limbs off just like a damn tree shawtie. owns a shit ton of pets ranging from boars to cats. all of them are like bodyguards to you during your stay. dreams about having a peaceful life with you in the realm someday, sigh. he sometimes has burnouts where he just places a bunch of furniture on a single room and call it a day. "and here is your room! do.. do you like it? i made it just for you! i didn't know what wood you would prefer so i just settled on whatever i can find! ahaha. we're kind of like a married couple living together now... right?" nre menu- he's probably going to be from the adventurers guild. really awkward and shy. takes for him a long time to

open up to you. when going on quests he's the one in charge of carrying the food and healing shit you need. really patient and nice! slightly uh mean with other people trying to talk to you but other than that everything is normal. everything is normal the long loving gaze he gives you every now and then and some food being left on your doorstep. yeah let's not question it i mean he's just so shy! he would never do anything wrong? right?? he's a closeted pervert, cliche i know but he's a pervert with a line to not cross. he just checks you out. good for him. would cry if given any ounce of affection. sweet baby. "t-that was a tough commission.. oh u-uh.. do you need some food to replenish your energy? we need to do the other commissions you know.. hm? why aren't you eating it.. something wrong with the food..?" seelies- spoiled. that's the word to describe him. really straight forward with his courting kind of dumb? but he's so damn lucky for some unknown reason that your plans to avoid him always fail. yeah the high quality rope you just bought for 1000 mora? it broke and you fell into his arms. he's probably rich by sheer dumb luck too. finds a ton treasure chests even in the places you didn't expect. people pressure you into spending time with him. since he's just so cute! how could say no to such a face? it really feels like the gods are on his side ya know? he throws a lot of very very aggressive tantrums if you're not with him. thinks he's doing a good job at courting you, with rationalize rejection as a playing hard to get. "tada! look i got you this crystal i found while i was walking! it looks like a diamond and it has a ton of colours too?? is it valuable?? would you kiss me if i give it to you??" endora- majestic, regal, and likes to explore a lot. he uh. probably trapped you in a bubble once or twice too. really curious about his surroundings, also has no personal space since it's first time going out. he would cuddle you when he feels like it homie. kidnapped you and made you his tour guide. don't try to fool him he learns quickly about stuff. fast swimmer, so no joining any expeditions in water if you don't want their ship to be wrecked by a mysterious being of the teyvat seas. he likes to see you cry. it's not a kink he just feels connected to you when you cry. doesn't have a house so you just live in a run down boat. he's doesn't know when you're lying to him sometimes. god complex bastard. "this world. at first i wasn't sure if i was going to like it or not, but ever since I've met you... I've grown to tolerate some parts.. so you should be thankful, you've convinced me. mortal." intertwined fate/older twin- listen. he's just so smug about everything he does. and he knows you love him. probably invites you out on dinner only for him to not show up. so basically he's an asshole without a doubt. toxic boyfriend that gives you false hope and has a ton of admirers. you probably think he won't settle for you right? ah, he's not that cruel. so picks you as his lover out of all the billions of people. you should be grateful! he even kidnapped you! do you know how hard it was for him to go all the way from his home to yours? anyways yeah. asshole. he likes to do the open the door for darling trick where he just gives you a small crack on the door and watch you make a decision. it's an act of your loyalty. if you escape he'll make you feel pain. if you don't then he'll reward your patience. god complex bastard 2."sigh. did you try to escape? again? patience is the key to everything you know. maybe you should learn that. i expected more smart from you." acquaint fate/younger twin- cinnamonroll he's such a sweet guy. he's always there for you when you need him. okay- he has a nice guy complex, fucking damn it. probably uses the but I've been there for you since the start trick unintentionally a lot. he just doesn't know he wants some action, so be thankful that he didn't just jump on you like a barbarian. he's kind of contradicting himself too. one hand he wants you to love him, on the other hand he doesn't

believe he deserves you. loves to give you the same things, remember that one painting you liked from two years ago? he got you that. quantity beats quality. surprisingly, he's really patient but would have bursts of anger every now and then. has a self value issues?? yeah, but did i tell you he's a touch starved guy. punshments are just him softly lecturing you about what's good and what's wrong."i always viewed myself as inferior, that i didn't deserve anything.. but this time. i want to be greedy just once." that's it- :'D i haven't proofread this but here you go mer! ill probably continue with more humanisations of items in genshin later.. if you ask why i ruined your day with this crazy idea i was watching that one video of a person humanising social media and got this idea. also i discovered how to bold out texts... i have power..ejwjdhshaj

so yeah have a great day! -🦆anon

I AM IN AWE?!?! WHOA OMG!!!!! 🦆, THIS IS FANTASTIC!! AAAAAA (≧∀≦)

All of the various characterizations… *chef’s kiss* It’s literally so good! With each one I read I kept thinking okay this guy is my favorite and then I would read the next description and my heart was stolen again. I can’t pick a favorite now. T_T

[afterdarkprincess]

Aftershocks- Part 4

I really wanted to get this out before Smackdown, so here we go!!

Our boys finally talk it out!

For those just joining the party, Samijey Tribal Combat aftermath.

Part One

Part Two

Part Three

Tags for @feelschicken and @southerngirl41

Let's gooooooo

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Sami is just looking at Jey, he seems a little cautious, sheepish as he shuts the door again. It pisses Jey off even more.

If he had any energy left in him, he’d be yelling already, but instead the words come out cold and hard as steel. “What are you doin’ here?”

“I- well, I was worried ab-“

“Oh, you was worried, huh?” He nodded slowly, swallowing hard. “Yeah, you seemed real worried, Uce. Why don’ you go talk to someone who still believes your bullshit?”

Sami shook his head, “It’s not bullshit, Jey, will you just listen-“

“No, YOU listen, Uce.” Jey knots his hands in that stupid blue shirt, and pushes Sami up against the door.

Sami’s eyes are wide.

Jey waits a beat, listening to the noise of their combined breath. His voice is soft, barely above a whisper but sharp.

“What are you doin’ here, Sami? Why you here?”

The silence stretches between them as Sami searches for something to say.

“You didn’t have no fight tonight, why are you here?” Jey’s gaze is intense in Sami’s eyes for another long moment before he relaxes his grip on Sami’s shirt.

Sami ducks his head, “Kevin and I had press to do this afternoon, and I wanted to stay-“

“So you was here all day?”

The redhead nodded.

Jey scoffs in disgust, backing up and turning away from Sami. “Get outta here, Uce. Go.” He couldn’t look at Sami any longer.

“Jey…it doesn’t have to be like this.” Sami gets no reaction in return, Jey grabbing the papers and supplies left for him, and flat out ignoring the man behind him.

Sami takes a step forward. “I saw him,” he coughed. “Jimmy. Uh, before… you know.”

Jey goes still. Sami might as well have super kicked him himself.

“I don’ know why I’m surprised. All you ever been good for is lyin’ and backstabbin’.” Jey can’t bring himself to look at Sami again. He’s been fooled for the last time.

“Jey? No!” In hindsight, maybe this wasn’t the best time to bring Jimmy up, but Sami pressed on. “No I wasn’t- I didn’t know he was gonna do that, he didn’t say-“

“Really, Sami? Cause it sounds a lot like you were just hangin’ around backstage with KO while I was getting the shit kicked outta me and you did nothin’ to stop my brother before he jumped me. Excuse me if I don’t buy that you was concerned.” Jey checks Sami with his shoulder as he pushes past to open the door.

“What did you want me to do, Jey? You’ve made it pretty damn clear that you don’t want me around.”

Jey’s blood is boiling. “What did I want? I didn’t want any of this! I wanted to beat Roman on my own! I wanted to trust in my own family! But I thought…” He trailed off, unwilling to say it. “It don’t matter what I thought, Uce. I’m out.”

He feels a hand on his shoulder. “I wanted to be there, Jey. I was going-“

“Then why didn’t you?” Jey spins around, knocking Sami’s hand off his shoulder.

“He stopped me, okay?”

Jey blinked. “What you say?”

“Jimmy stopped me. Outside of gorilla. Just after Solo put you through that table.” Sami shook his head slightly. “Kevin said it was a bad idea, but he doesn’t understand. And Jimmy- well he said he would take care of it! I didn’t know what he would do, but he was pretty adamant that you didn’t want my help.”

Sami had been there to help him.

Sami had been moments away from coming to his aid.

He’d come for Jey. Despite everything that had happened. Maybe he hadn’t lost everyone.

“Really?” Jey kept his eyes to the floor, afraid of what his eyes might betray.

Sami’s brow furrowed. “Yeah, man. I couldn’t just watch that happen. I mean yeah we haven’t had the best friendship over these past months. And I don’t wanna push if you don’t want me around, but…” He trailed off.

Jey’s eyes finally rose to meet Sami’s again.

“I didn’t wanna watch you get hurt like that, Jey. You don’t deserve that.”

The whole evening had taken a hard toll on him emotionally, he’d shown more emotion in the ring than he cared to. Jey hated to cry in front of anyone, but he could feel tears welling up in his eyes again.

He wasn’t alone. Sami still cared. It was more of a relief than he cared to acknowledge.

Jey’s face crumpled, looking down to hide his face.

Sami shuffled his feet a moment, unsure still about how he’d be received, but the urge to wrap his arms around the Samoan won out.

Jey’s arms hung at his side, trapped there by Sami’s warmth, but he buried his head in the crook of the redhead’s neck, breathing in his familiar scent. A sob escaped his mouth as Sami just held him.

They stand like that for a long moment, silence only disturbed by Sami’s breathing and Jey’s sniffles.

When finally Jey’s shoulders stop shaking, he pulls back. “Sorry, Uce.”

“No, Jey don’t apologize.”

“I jus’- until the very end, I thought, or hoped, that you was comin’.” Jey wiped his face with his hands. “It’s stupid, I know.”

Sami gently takes hold of Jey’s wrists, pulling his hands away from his face.

“It’s not stupid,” Sami’s eyes shine. “I’m sorry, Jey. I’m so sorry I wasn’t there for you.”

Sami’s eyes are intense, but Jey finds himself distracted by Sami biting his lip, a bad habit when he’s stressed.

Jey knows he should say something. Accept the apology, at least. There’s a million things he wants to say to Sami, but where does he even begin? And once he starts how far is he willing to go?

He nods, trying to keep it together. “Is what it is now, huh?” Jey huffs out a laugh. “What did he say, before?”

“Called me out for wantin’ to play the hero,” Sami sighed. “Said it was a family matter and I didn’t need to budge in. That you- uh, you didn’t want me around anymore.”

Jey winced at that.

“And he kept sayin’ he’d take care of it. That he’d do what he had to do and help you. I didn’t know he meant… that.” Sami was pacing again, trying to make sense of it all.

Jey hung his head, what Jimmy had done was beyond his comprehension and he was so tired.

He heard Sami’s footfalls stop, saw his boots on the floor in front of him.

Felt a cautious, gentle hand on his neck, thumb gently guiding his chin to look at him.

“My feelings haven’t changed you know,” Sami’s voice was so soft. “I acknowledge you.”

Jey was nervous, his heart was beating so loud surely the other man would hear it.

The feelings he’s fought for so long to keep down are starting to come up again, but so many things have changed. His brain is screaming with exhaustion, the urge to say fuck it and close the gap between them is so strong, but not as strong as the wave of fear. The memories of helluva kicks and steel chairs.

He’s not ready. It’s too far to fall.

The moment passes, Jey swallows and nods.

“Thanks, Uce. I- uh gotta head out, I’m beat, you know?” He moves to gather his things up, but he’s stopped again by Sami’s gentle hands.

“I’m not gonna let you be alone tonight, Jey.” His face is so kind, a small smile on his face. “We could get some waffle house? Like old times? I’ve got a double room for the night.”

It’s dangerous. Temptation Jey hasn’t dealt with in a long time. But the thought of returning to his own solitary room for the night sounds like a nightmare.

“Gonna kick out KO, then?” He can’t help but wear a smug grin at the thought.

“Kev can find somewhere else to sleep, I’ll text him.” Sami waves his phone. “You got a rental? I can send you the address.”

“Yeah, rain check on the waffles, but bed sounds great.” Jey softly smiles as Sami pats his shoulder, fingertips lingering just a hair too long.

“Great man, get your stuff from the locker room- meet you there?”

“Yeah Sami, I’ll meet ya there.”

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:) we goin to the hotel.... Jey doesn't have to be alone and shenanigans can ensue. Happy Smackdown y'all!

[securityfriendly-jay]

Fall For Me

Pairing: Kelly Severide x Reader and a little bit Stella Kidd x Friend!Reader

Summary: Kelly and Stella help you prank Otis and Cruz.

Warnings: Clumsyness.

Words: 1350

If there was one thing that everyone at 51 knew it was that you are the clumsiest person to ever walk the planet. Due to this you had become the main victim to many of pranks over the years. From small things like tampering with the salt pot so that it’s ends up emptying into your food. To much bigger things like the time someone put blue dye in your body wash and you ended up looking like a smurf, which no one dared own up to in fear of their life. But while most of 51 seemed to team up to prank you, you had managed to get a few people in your corner, to back you up. Those people being Stella - your best friend/house mate and surprisingly Kelly - the guy you have been crushing on since joining 51. Unbeknownst to you, he was also crushing on you. Trying to show you though subtle flirting, which you never picked up on.  

You had noticed the moment you walked into shift that Otis and Cruz had been sneaking around and acting suspicious. Walking into the locker room, you placed your bag on the floor and started to put in the code to you lock.

“Did you notice those two idiots as well?” Stella asked from next to you.

“Yeah, God knows what they’re up to this ti-” You were cut off by confetti cannons going off once you had opened your locker.

Stood there covered in little pieces of confetti, you looked around that the mess it had caused. Knowing your luck, you’d have to clean it up. As Stella attempted to pick the bits out of your hair you could hear the two men laughing. The sound of the confetti cannons going off had attracted the attention of the rest of the fire house.

“You two!” You heard Kelly shout. “Clean this mess up.” You looked up to see him pointing towards Otis and Cruz.

Slamming your locker shut, you stormed out of the room, pushing everyone out of your way. Finding yourself in the briefing room, you paced back and forth, hands clenched in fists. You were reaching breaking point with it. You heard the door open, eyes not leaving the floor, you assumed it was Stella.

“I can’t do this anymore Stell.” You sighed, leaning against a table, running your hands over your face.

“Now I can’t give the amazing advice that Kidd usually gives, but maybe I could help.” Looking up, you saw Kelly stood in front of you. “Wanna sit in my office to talk about it?”

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“I get that I’m clumsy, I’m not denying that. I just don’t want to be the butt of every damn joke! This happens pretty much every shift as well. Last shift they locked me in the ambo for 30 minutes! What if we’d of gotten a call in that time? I mean just look at today. Confetti cannons in my locker. How’d they even get in there?! I’ll admit it was funny at first when I was the new girl and was trying to fit in, but I’ve been here for a year and I’m just fed up with it now.” You sighed, finishing your rant.

You were sat crossed legged on the end of Kelly’s bed, Kelly sat in the desk chair and Stella leaned against the door. The both of them showing different emotions. Stella was looking at you sympathetically, she knew about everything that was happening and she’s was what you called your ‘free therapist’. Kelly however was shocked, he knew Otis and Cruz had been pranking you, but he hadn’t realised how often nor how much it was getting to you. Leaning forward in his chair, Kelly placed a hand on your knee, causing you look at him.

“If it’s getting to you this much Y/N, go to Boden.”

“No.” You protested, “I don’t wanna be a snitch. I wanna get even.” A devilish smirk made its way on to your face.

“Oh boy.” Stella grinned, “they’re really in for it.”

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By the time next shift rolled around, with the help of Kelly and Stella, you had come up with a hand full of pranks and were ready to implement them. While Kelly kept them busy, you and Stella wrapped up their cars in cellophane - including the insides. Just as you were getting ready for the next one, both squad and truck were sent on a call. Breaking into their lockers, you took everything out and filled them with glitter filled balloons. ‘Have fun popping them’ you thought. Once they were back from the call and had sat down to eat was when you decided it was safe enough for the final prank. Stella was sat in the common room to distract them if needed. Taking a a plate of food for yourself, you grabbed an extra one, saying you were gonna eat with Kelly in his office. Placing the plates down on his desk, you ushered him to follow you. Getting to the locker room you pulled out the step ladder you had hidden in there earlier that day. Grabbing the bag filled with Otis and Cruz’s belongs out of your locker along with a tube of gorilla glue. Climbing up the ladder, you got Kelly to pass you items as you glued them to the ceiling. You knew you’d probably get in quite a bit of trouble for doing this, but then again you had a lieutenant helping you so how much trouble would you really be in?

You had lost count of the amount of times Kelly told you to be carful. Gluing the last item to the ceiling, you had made the mistake of leaning back slightly. This caused you to loose your footing on the ladder. Letting out a small shriek you fell backwards, kicking the ladder over in the process. Squeezing your eyes shut, you got ready for the pain that came with your body coming into contact with the floor, but it never came. What you did feel however was two arms holding onto your torso and the sound of a grunt. Opening your eyes you found that you were laying at floor level, except it wasn’t the floor you was laid on. It was Kelly, who still had his arms wrapped around you. He had caught you and the force had knocked the both of you down. Sliding out of his grip, you sat up facing him. Kelly followed your actions, one hand resting on the small of your back.

“Look, this is not what I meant when I told you to fall for me.” He laughed, rubbing the back on his neck.

“Oh god, did I hurt you? Did you hit your head?” You questioned, causing Kelly to laugh again.

“No, no I’m good.”

As the two of you sat on the floor, watching each other, you realised just how close together you were sat. You were sure Kelly’s eyes flicked down to your lips then back up to your eyes. Before you got the chance to act on it, the two of your were disturbed.

“What the heck’s going on?” Herrmann asked. Looking up, you saw everyone gathered in the locker room.

“I, uhh, I fell. Kelly caught me and umm, broke my fall?” It came out as more of a question than a statement.

Pulling yourself up off the floor, you excused yourself. You didn’t realise Kelly had followed you into the bunk room until you felt a hand wrap around your wrist. Turing you around, you collide with Kelly’s chest. Before you had a chance you say any thing, Kelly grabbed hold of your face with his free hand, crashing his lips onto yours. It took a second for the shock to wear off before you reciprocated the kiss, your hand moving to the back of his neck.

Breaking apart Kelly let out a breathy laugh, “I’ve been waiting a long time to do that.”

“And I’ve been waiting a long time for you to.” You laughed back, smiling up at him.

[gangrenados]

Hello, for the emoji ask can you do ❤, 💕, 👨‍👩‍👧, 💀, and 😌 for Tim Drake please? Thank youuuu 💖💞💗💞💘💝💓💞💕.

Sorry for taking too long lol

❤️:their reaction when you say you love them?

I feel like Tim is one of the most emotional yandere out of his family who shows what he's really feeling (not like Dick who can manipulate you with feelings, I mean, he can show you what he's truly feeling but it's hard to know it. Anyway)

while others like Jason and Bruce have a hard time expressing what they're feeling, Tim let emotional moments like this to take over him.

He's gonna be shocked at first but quickly all of his face will blush as he smiles sweetly but shyly. Tim can't believe this is happening, he wanna cry but this is not the moment for him to do that.

He will rather cover your face in kisses as he hugs you.

💕:which part of your body do they like the most?

He gives me vibes to be a thigh man, he just love how soft and comfortable they are for him to lay down or have his head between them.

👨‍👩‍👧:“I want to meet my family”-y/n-

(I hope we're talking about the batfam, I didn't understand that ask tbh)

"Oh shit, why?" Will be Tim's first thought at this bold and reckless statement, he wants to say no so bad.

I mean, there's a big chance he will ignore your request and act like nothing happened. But in the case Tim takes you to meet his family, he won't leave your side.

Tim will have a gorilla grip on your arm and yank you away of the mansion if something weird happens.

💀:what is the cruelest thing they’ve done?

Tim will keep you isolated and in the dark for almost a month or longer if you keep misbehaving.

He will not break any bones or force you to have sex, however, he will bend you to want to be by his side and feel needy about it. Not matter if he has to take an step further and break your mind.

Tim won't let you out until he hears you begging for him, sobbing pitifully as you apologize for being a brat.

😌:when they’re in a good mood?

Tim is gonna be soft and cuddly. He wants you to know how much you meant to him and will shower you in kisses ever now and then.

He's the sappiest man on earth, it's like his mind got fogged with love and adoration for you and the only thing he can do if show you how much he loves you.