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droppingartintotheinfinite · 2 years ago

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I hate him so much his hair is stupid and his glasses are stupid and his weird pants are stupid and his shirt is stupid it is absolutely unforgivable that he’s my favorite. Why are all parts of him things that I can’t draw. Why does this keep happening with homestuck characters I feel targeted

#art #sketch #digital art #fanart #homestuck #dirk strider #like no you don’t understand he’s tailor made to include all of my weaknesses #like first his fucking hair. it is the stupidest shape in homestuck and homestuck has some pretty fucking stupid hair shapes #it is completely different from literally every angle and completely unlike any other hair I draw so I have NO muscle memory for it #his glasses are stupid too but in a manageable way and I love hal so they get rights. we can ignore the glasses #his fucking SHIRT #you don’t get it the wifebeater is my fucking nemesis #I don’t draw anatomy I draw loose clothes in a way that implies there’s anatomy underneath #HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT WITH A FUCKING WIFEBEATER #also he has like? actual muscles? you think I know how to draw muscles? think again fucker there’s a reason I give everyone sweaters #the hat on his shirt. WHY. I will figure it out eventually but until then WHY IS IT SHAPED LIKE THAT #hate it hate it hate it #his pants wouldn’t be a problem if it weren’t for the shirt but the shirt is a thing so now I have to figure out how HIPS work?#like y’all think I only draw twinks on purpose but it’s actually because hips are my nemesis and I do not understand them #so I just draw a straight line instead #to draw dirk properly I’ll have to get better at art and like I’ll do it but ughhhhhh #the worst thing is it is completely in character for him to be this way. he would get a kick out of it don’t tell me he wouldn’t #there’s a fucking reason I figured out all the other human kids first ok. I knew this was coming. my only failure was in underestimation #phase 42

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