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I’m Native American. Obviously I do not condone any form of genocide. I have lived though it and so has my family by the very government we are talking about right now. The options right now seem to be candidates that “commit genocide or commit worse genocide” and yeah I’ll pick the first candidate while rallying for it all to stop. (And trust me I am rallying for it all to stop, both for my people and for yours.) You can hate me, but letting trump win will be far worse for Palestine than voting for Biden. People acting like the options are “vote for genocide or don’t” aren’t considering that one less vote for Biden is a vote for trump in this incredibly fucked fascist voting system, and Trump will commit Genocide on a far larger scale for both Indigenous people in America and in Palestine.
fucking kill yourself oh my god
#“i do not condone genocide. that being said i'm voting for genocide 🥰”#you are severely out of touch and i hope your stupid ass fucking vote goes to hell#get the fuck off my blog and dont even consider yourself a palestinian ally#you could've- SHOULD'VE- kept silent#you didnt have to tell me this you fuckass.#genuinely fuck off
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trying to have a peaceful "reading on the balcony with my morning coffee" moment but The Fucking Birds.
#trying to explain how screeching and raucous aussie morning 'birdsong' is is so funny like#you just have to youtube the birds and hear it for yourself#cockatoos taking flight genuinely makes me feel like im in dinotopia#<- real pterodactyl fans will understand#was telling my friend oh i cant sleep cause theres some fuckass bird outside at night making noise#shes like what the fuck do you mean theres a BIRD at NIGHT#girl idk...sometimes there is just a loud ass bird at night i didnt realise it was weird til now 😭
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in case anybody's wondering how things are going today marks day 20 that i still don't have power so thats pretty neat. a fun little milestone for me
#yes it is getting cold yes i am getting very familiar with several different methods of keeping heat inside & different types of heaters#no i dont know how i'm going to readjust to being able to flush my toilet without a bucket if i ever get the chance again#fellas i am so tired of living like an amish person who's really bad at being amish#the amount of times duke energy has said shit like “ohh you're in a less impacted area you'll get power soon!!” and then didnt do that.....#they gave out a map with different levels of impact on the 8th and i was in the less-impacted portion#and then yesterday only after almost all of those areas were fixed they updated it to put my area in the red instead#and that is the biggest update we've gotten in nearly 3 weeks#thanks guys. really helping us out there we definitely wouldn't have gone anywhere else if we had known we're in a red area from the start#sigh. once again i'm gonna tell you if you're putting off your laundry or a shower in your own home do it Right Now. do it for me..........#fuckass storm
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this room is never ever going to see the light of heaven. not if i have anything to say about it
#bee babbles#been in here trying to get the berry for#(checks my shitty watch)#Three And A Half Hours#i hate this map so much guys you dont understand#if this berry didnt exist id have had this done like . in HALF the time its taken me so far#and im not even done. i am nowhere near close to this fuckass berry dude#i have over 3k deaths in this room ALONE#rat run is NOT seeing the pearly gates#glad to be the worlds#can you guys tell im like genuinely pissed. sorry#its so insane because i was actually enjoying it at first#and then i realized the berry is like actually genuienly stupid#sorry im in deep seated hater mode right now#im not maintagging this i need to chill out . i hate you nelumbo...
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Wanna put your friend in a lil terrarium just to see what wacky things she does stg 😂
i actually Cannot Stress the migraine she gives me every time we hang out. like without fail she'll always say or do something that ranges from mildly questionable or irritating but relatively Whatever to How Have You Survived This Long Without Burning Your House Down Boiling An Egg
#snap chats#and then there's her just forgetting things or being late despite the amount of times ill remind her#and i keep stressing to her i cannot stand it when people are late. and then she shows up to things an hour late anyway#or 'when shes late' by fifteen minutes because she didnt think to text me she's there. and im already stressed and annoyed I. UGH i swear.#LIKE. i have only really had two irl friends and both of them i lowkey had to parent in some way#at least my childhood bestie she's like. she's grown a lot and even if i havent spoken to her in a while im real proud of her right#THIS MOTHERFUCKER THO. OUUUUUGGGH.... youre not supposed to say anythin if you dont got nothin nice to say#which is contradictory to the main body text but point is let me Not be any more mean than how ive been already LMAO#even funnier about her looking at that comic is that LITERALLY masumi says he's talking to jo ☠️☠️☠️☠️#did i already say i have to remind her who jo is every three seconds#like the entirety of chap 2 when ichi's out of jail she was all 'why doesnt he just say who ACTUALLY killed the guy'#and then when we finally run into the fuckass who 'actually killed the guy' she's just 'wait who's that'#then i tell her and shes like 'oh my god he's so old now' IT'S BEEN 18 YEARS DUMBASS#ngl did wanna make a comic based off that LMAO BUT POINT IS she tests my patience every day and i think its good practice#if im going to work with people in the future like ohh.. my god....#she told me once she's never been on a date and its like. yeah i wonder why you can't even be assed to show up on time to hangouts ☠️#like ive never had friends so maybe im just insane.. im not insane for wanting people to be on time tho....#OK IM BEING TOO MEAN LET ME CAP IT THERE
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everyone in my family is getting on my nerves today
#my mom texted me n my brother at like 1 n was like ''be ready by 3:30 we're going shoe shopping once the weather gets better''#why did she think going shoe shopping in january especially when our city is under another snowstorm warning? ask her not me.#nd then me n my brother sent her screenshots of tge weather conditions n how. tgey literally not gonna get better#nd then she went 'we can go on monday' so then i fell asleep nd took a nap#well. i tried to. my brother was obnoxiously loud while playing his video game nd my moms husband#was talking loudly on his phone directly outside my room so.#nd then when i woke up i went to the bathroom my brither was waiting outside the door trying to#scare me. nd then he yelled boo and told me to get ready nd then i was like ''i thought we were going on monday'' and he was like#''it stopped snowing so we're going now'' and then i went to grab a cup of water nd here go my moms jobless ass#husband yelling at the top of his lungs ''CAN YOU TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE'' kill yourself#he was on the phone with my mom telling her how me nd my brother ''not even ready'' bcuz she was already outside#anyways i did get ready but my brother was outside my door telling me to hurry up gtge whole time#nd we went to the fuckass local mall thats like a 15/20 minute drive from our house.... they didnt even have#1. good shoes 2. shoes that fit#nd my mom was like ''you need to go outside anyway'' as if i was not outside yesterday 😭😭#doesnt help that im on my period everyone is getting on my last nerves#my mom n my brother are currently in target nd im in the car appreciating the peace#🧁.txt
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upd8 re8ction
so it is tavvy i knew it. im surprised yiffy managed to get 8way seeing as like last we saw her she was 8eing yelled at 8y harvris 8ut it checks. i love tavvy and yiffys duo. we 8oth know we weren't meant to 8e 8orn.
(P.S. I left you guys some trail mix. Don’t pick the raisins out; they’re healthy.)
he's so silly. 8rother of all time. or uncle i guess
love his fuckass rich 8uoy sigil or wax seal or wh8tever
(sorry for the num8er of 8s this upd8 is really fucking me up for reasons you'll see on like the next panel)
cool panel love the composition love the everything. harry and vris look so silly. their heads are 8igger than jades. rose you're so 8ad at your jo8
harry stop 8eing a pussy. L.
this is the first time im actually enjoying the idea of tavvrissy 8eing kismeses and not just a guy and the 8oy she 8osses around
VRISSY: And neither is that Arrog8nt Hivewrecking 8ITCH!
HEY DON'T CALL ME THAT
this panel. just gorgeous. and 8lso heart8reaking for me. 8ye dad and fuck you to the anonymous shooter.
oh so N8W you do your jo8 . another 8anger panel. the choice to make rose shadowed/grey against harvris' regular colors is interesting to me. she's re8lly lost all her light huh
shed a single (8rave 8oy) tear. rip dad
was talking in the hs8c discord a8out whether this would 8e heroic or not. someone 8rought up that it could 8e just 8ecause of jades homewrecking which yeah i 8elieve. also the w8y she was trying to manipul8 the narrative could 8e seen as just. sad day for me i wanted candy jade and ult dirk to talk theyre 8oth so thematically simil8r
the sweat is interesting. does she know jade is dead? pro8a8ly. does she regret it?
may8e. most likely not
another 8anger as usual i love hs8cs artstyle
this shot is pretty interesting to me. is that the 8ell tower where dirk died? why is it glowing white? is cave the point under it too or is the 8attermaid using it as a vessel for the 8eam? lots of thoughts
yiffy and tavvy are not dead that's all i know for sure. they would not die they're too important
i really thought the flash would end act 1 8ut this is cool as fuck too
W8?????
these fucking pages loaded l8 for me oh my god. hs union you rascals
gavageCunctation [GC] began negging adamantGriftress [AG] 801 MINUTES AGO.
ayyyy its a deltrit8n. delta detritus hey did you know detritus means trash 8ecause for the longest time i didnt and now i feel stupid
801 minutes = 13 something hours. that's many imo 8ut you do you hs8c
this guy's really interesting. i think the delta kids (petition to call them that) are going to 8e 8ased on 2020s internet tropes. gc seems to 8e 8ased on a tum8lr user of some sort.
GC: if i'm being honest we cooked hard with this GC: haha... tag that shit i'm fussing... GC: AA (that's oomf)
my proof for the a8ove st8ment 8ut also this reads like a millenial desper8ly trying to speak like a gen z/alpha kid (which i guess it is). i cant tell whether "i'm fussing" is aave or not
i'm curious though how did they get vrissys handle?
gavageCunctation's [GC'S] computer exploded.
L + r8io
gc defo has a crush on vrissy which is funny as fuck to me. go girl 8r8k up with your technically uncle gc is right there!!! you can do 8etter!!!
aa seems interesting i get the feeling they're pro8a8ly in contact with ultrose or at least that sort of rose-rezi stand in of the session due to how it seems like they have some sort of seer a8ilities
GC: um anyway she's like an oracle... GC: except she's not an oracle. GC: she's some other shit...
you guys get what i mean? oh aa could 8e like jade too as in they could 8e awake on prospit and thats why they know all this stuff
GC: yet i still stay up to my buccal mass
a sea species so this is one of roses delta kids neat
ok done for now 8ye
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There has to be at least one incident where Sebek got too caught up with what he has been doing and just zeroed in on something (hyperfixation) and when he finally comes out of a cave this happens;
Sebek, covered in dirt and leaves: i have accidentally indulged in too much 'me time', turns out i've been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most NRC students and national authorities in Briar Valley
Yuu, opening the door to ramshackle with a toothbrush sticking out his mouth: I'm glad you're safe and well but YOU came to ME???
TOO MUCH ME TIME IM CRYINGGG
He was making a FUCKASS sword. Comes to Ramshackle covered in dirt, leaves, and holding a cool ass sword.
The reason Sebek went to Yuu first is because when he cam eback, he wa ssurprised at the amount of concern and people looking for him. He didn't think him leaving was such a big deal. After all Dia 3 could go on about their day without him, right? (Silver couldn't sleep.)
Overwhelmed by EVERYTHING, he opts to go to Yuu instead because he didn't know where else to go (I don't know, maybe back to DIAOSMNIA. To ALLEVIATE Dia 3's WORRIES???)
Sits down at their couch going "I dont understand why theyre even looking for me in the first place!!! I didnt know my absence was such an inconvenience" "INCONVENIENCE???"
Sebek takes everyone's reactions to his departure as an INCONVENIENCE instead of an actual worry. He thinks that he's neglected his duties somehow, which is why everyone is upset, when really theyre upset that SEBEK JUST UP AND LEFT WITHOUT TELLING ANYONE. Like you have missing posters EVERYWHERE 💀💀💀
#twisted wonderland#twst#sebek zigvolt#twst sebek#sebek twisted wonderland#twst sebek zigvolt#my asks!
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BOOTING THIS BLOG UP TO LOWKEY RANT ABT DRS2 PART 1!!! SPOILERS AHEAD!!!
-the fight scenes? crazy. insane. love them.
-lloyd having panic attacks because of his visions is so real. hes destiny's fav and also he's their biggest hater.
-arin is autistic confirmed you can't tell me no? "am i missing a social cue here?" everyone else also did but YOU!! ARIN WHEN I GET YOU!!!!!
-im going to call cole a gay slur with all of the love in my heart. im so crazy abt that freak normal about that character
-bonzle being the spell is such good character growth to me. her whole little story with her meeting wu was heartwarming and she really grew on me as a character since we really didnt get to see her in s1.
-gandalaria is an icon whom i love. shes so goofy and silly and the scene looking for the potion after bonzle got captured was silly and killed the tension a tad, but PUPPY COLE. he was a pupy...
-sora helping arin to raise his spirits and keeping it a secret is actually good imo. i really hope theres not a soul shattering scene in pt 2 where she tells him she did it! (pleasepleaseplease dont make this happen i might cry actually)
-kai surpassing everyone and learning basic rising dragon was a good idea. he was the original main character before lloyds arc.
-KAI MY BELOVED MOTHERFUCKER YOU BETTER GET YOUR FUCKASS RED SELF BACK TO THE REAL WORLD RIGHT NEOW!!! ur not the main character anymore bestie...im so sorry
-jay mandated one minute cameo was so real i need my boy back in the gang. need more cole/jay interaction...give me the besties. the Boy Besties.
-"they got hungry and went to chena noodle house" so real. so so real and in character of jay and cole. theyre best friends your honor STOP SEPARATING THEM
Overall thoughts: holy SHIT!!! I genuinely didn't think Dragons Rising would keep my interest like it has. I've watched this fuckass show since I was like 11, and by GOD they're keeping it real. The fight scenes are beautifully animated, they're keeping the characterization as close to normal as possible (of course there will be differences, no one can deny it). The story is enthralling and I really, REALLY love it.
can we get cole introducing geo to jay when he comes back as his bf to confirm all of our "suspicions" (they are dating. i dont care) but pleasepleaseplease im begging. don't keep us in the dark ninjago team
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𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚘𝚏: 𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚊'𝚜 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚕𝚘𝚐
(i'm not alright.)
I physically cannot do this shit anymore oh my god kill me. Right so dream starts out i'm in my usual club, the layout is the same, the people are the same, everythings good amazing wonderful. mind you this feels REAL like i can feel people against the and taste the drink in my hand kind of real. I move up to the front where the DJ booth is, and i see this weird staircase leading up to it which shouldve been my first red flag because those stairs dont exist in realy life.
Of course this is a dream where i meet all four members of the band + the dare and fucking fumble so hard oh my god. i can still feel the nervousness like it was REAL. Right no so i see Matty first, then George. The height difference is comical as always, and Matty has his fuckass mustache and just is watching DJ man do his thing.
I can literally feel my phone in my pocket and i take it out to see notifications from a certain groupchat (you know who you are) talking about some sort of Matty sighting at a party and im literally THERE so i start fucking freaking out man idk because he's just THERE like he isnt being out of the ordinary or anything.
So i just walk up to him and say his name like three times and he turns to me, gives me a look and his face weirdly changes and he offers a hug which i could FEEL mind you. I have sunglasses on and im litch tearing up this whole time and SOMEHOW i manage to muster up the courage to ask him to sign a napkin with a weirdly short felt tip pen whilst im on the verge of a menty B.
George is sort of stood behind him the whole time and i ask him for a hug too and i swear to god and all that is good i could feel that mans body temperature and his hands on my back im so so so fucking serious.
Next i see king of gay people adam fucking hann and oh my goddd he was just THERE LIKE ????????? I could see him smile and he hugged me and signed my fuckass napkin and gave me a kiss on the cheek after i started raving on about his spot on that one guitarists list and whatnot. His hug felt so REAL im going to sob like. get these men out of my LIFE i cant fucking take this someone shoot me in the face.
Ross i couldnt see which fucking crushed me but i felt matty's hand on my shoulder and he said we'd go look for him and i was like okay king??????? huh??????? but whatever we go back down thus fuckass staircase and i fall down flot on my face but also somehow i didnt and i keep walking until we reach this weird, long, oktoberfest-esque type of table which has NO business being in an indoor club okay whatever moving on.
He sits down at this table and i sit across from him, and he fully takes my hands and starts yapping about some fucking weird shit whilst im on the verge of spilling actual tears which freaked me out. also i just start talking about his music and solo career and asked what George was doing on aug. 2nd (which he did NOT give an answer to).
Whatever im clutching his napkin like only death itself could rip it for me and Matty asks go see it and i'm like. mate.... okay fine whatever here. this bitch straight up forges Ross's signature and shows me it and it LOOKS SHITEEEEE IT LOOKED SO BAD im going scream and cry but whatever.
I tell him it looks horrible and he laughs his stupid twink laugh that we all miss and i get back up to hunt for ross ( which is what we should have been doing in the FIRST PLACE but alas)
I find this massive fucking 8'4 rock of a man and hes so large his hug is weird and awkward because his hands are just on my head the whole time (height difference was COMICALLY big, omg hi twin matty and george).
Right so i get this autograph, and they all leave and im just stood there in fucking shock and terror because i get met the core members of british band the 1975 in a GERMAN CLUB nad im just like... okay...... what the FUCK mate im literally mortified. That conversation with Matty at the oktoberfest-esque table was LONGGG mind you it took fuckign ages it was so so so insane.
So naturally i text my 75 ride or die fuckign tumblr user @dh--ii (love you G) and i fully cant remember his reaction to ANYTHING. but i just know i sent a picture of the george part of the napkin for him to freak out about.
right this is where things get foggy because now im texting in previously mentioned GC, and i look up and im in this weird security camera security room with THE DARE. Hes shirtless (mmhmmm thank you brain 4 that) and is giving cunt slash neg when he looks at me but like. who can blame him honestly.
Right so i introduce myself and he does the same and gives me one of half assed bro side hugs and i accept because its fucking him who wouldnt.
This man yaps and yaps and yaps about guess and his production and how amazing charli and george are and how he loved boiler room so so so much and this is when i see charli and george full making out on one of those security cameras. i look away out of respect and shes fully got her tits out but i STILL look away xxxxxx
I go to open my phone to text G a picture of the fucking dare shirtless IN FRONT OF ME because that man shares my obsession with this little cunt and its insane. Thats when i fucking wake up from this fuckass dream and i literally start going mental trying to figure out if this was a dream, trying to litch cope with my life i was so so so so disoriented
this was simultaneously the best and worst dream of my life like. jesus fucking christ. If you read this far youre a legend and also insane
#lenas dream log#jesus fucking christ i need to be institutionalised#the 1975#can i even tag that#fucking hell man
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i read pt.2 of tokyo vice bc someone else reblogged it (didnt know there was a pt.1) and like the entire time i was like damn! this is some sensual ass smut! this is so good! this is PEAK!!! and this is.... familiar? but i was like hmm im shocked i've never come across this before and then i went to your blog and it hit me– ITS YOU!!!!! *points accusatory finger* THE FUCKASS DAN HENG WRITER WHO LITERALLY HAD ME REREADING a SINGLE FIC 40 TIMES!!!! im not sure why i hadn't followed you but just wanted to tell you this funny incident! and that your writing is insanely good (i was sat, okay. my adhd ass brain actually focused) and hope you have a good day :D
SCREAMSFDBDKDNSN @ "FUCKASS DAN HENG WRITER" sorry that's like the funniest way someone's ever referred to me in my fic writing career algmfjakfjsks . but yes. IT IS I. the no.1 fuckass danheng writer on the site 😎 that's honestly such a funny coincidence that a suo fic is how you found me again LMAO (and crazier that my writing felt familiar to you!!!!)
also thank you for reading tokyo vice - I'm glad you enjoyed it !!! I'm never confident in my smut writing so I'm glad u found it landed well hahaha. I'm also shocked it was readable without context and I'm EXTRA SHOCKED BC I JUST REALISED I NEVER LINKED TO THE FIRST PART IN MY POST???? 😰 I have to go fix that right now
thank you again for this ask!!! and thank you for giving me a laugh 🫶
#i honestly should make that my bio#'fuckass dan heng writer'#god. im cackling#yueshuo.asks#asks.anon
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ohhhhhh my god guys I gotta give you an update but i need to explain my entire job history for the past year first cause its a little confusing uh.
so feb-may I did this internship at this real estate digital marketing firm and I was just making social media graphics there. just instagram stories and shit. and it was boring as hell but I needed to find a job cause I was graduating, and I was hoping they would hire me but they didnt have the space for a new full time employee at the time so... that was a bust.
in june and july I was applying to jobs foreverrrrr and getting nowhere so I said fuck it i need SOMETHING to hold me over, so I started working in the print department at staples as you are all well aware. at least it would be relevant enough to put on my resume cause I do want to make print graphics right? so its something.
then like 6 weeks ago my manager from the internship reached out to me and said she wanted to take me back part time after all. so for the past month and a half I've been working 2 part time jobs, one at staples and one at this marketing office doing the exact same fuckass ig stories as before. i wont lie its been exhausting and unsustainable so I was still applying for other full time design jobs cause I had no idea how long I could keep this up.
about 3 weeks ago I got an interview for one of those jobs I applied for and they explained that they were actually looking for a senior designer which obviously im not qualified for, but they liked my portfolio enough that they wanted to consider CREATING a junior designer role for me which was CRAZYYY to hear... it's a hawaiian bbq restaurant chain and I'm definitely wayyy more interested in designing for food and beverage stuff than real estate, plus a few other aspects about the job sounded really appealing to me and the interview went great so I was really hoping to get that job. but then I didn't hear back and Im so desensitized to getting ghosted after interviews i stopped getting my hopes up a long time ago.
a week and a half ago management at my real estate job told me that they were finally ready to bring me on full time, and since it didnt seem like I had any other prospects I wasnt really in a position to turn it down, so I immediately accepted and put in my 2 weeks at staples. this saturday will hopefully be the last day i ever have to work retail forever. I didnt make any announcement here when I found out because its honestly been making me depressed thinking about doing nothing but making fuckass instagram stories for ugly real estate companies 40 hours a week and people congratulating me on it would just make me more depressed. I wasn't supposed to start full time there until the monday after thanksgiving so ive still been doing my double part time grind.
but then......
whats that....???
THE HAWAIIAN BBQ RESTAURANT ENTERS WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!
after weeks of no response the hr guy finally gave me a call just now to tell me I GOT THE JOB?!??! i genuinely honestly did not think they were gonna give me an offer and was just gonna move on with my life 😭 so now im gonna have to walk into my office tomorrow morning and say SIKE!!! and theyre all gonna be so mad at meeeee but this is genuinely such a better position for me I didnt think this was gonna happen for another year at least....
tldr I thought i was gonna be stuck with a job i dont like but I ended up getting the job I want!!!!!!!!
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I'm glad someone else has both seen Bedknobs and broomsticks and also thought it was kinda boring. Nobody ever knows what I'm talking about when I bring the movie up
My family and I watched it a few years ago and us making jokes the whole time was really the best part (and most of what I remember)
you can rely on me to have seen some fuckass disney movie bc i spent far too many years in the depths of having the studio as what was probably a Deep Hyperfixation
i genuinely could not tell you what i though about it as a kid which evidently was probably proof that it was a pretty boring movie. i only remembered the cartoon segment and even that was vague as hell (i didnt know they played soccer?? and for that long?? lmao???)
my friends were also pretty high while we watched this which i think only hurt them more but it made me have more fun so i totally get what u mean by having company to riff on it with enhancing the experience
#asks#drug mention cw#i guess?? its all safe stuff but just in case#i dont do it myself but its funny when my friends are susceptible to fear and agony#ANYWAYS. thanks for sending in this ask this was a delight to read LOL
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baldur log day 1 + 2
day 1 i dont have much to show for this day visually bc i wasnt actively documenting... but essentially, i: made my character, went through the beginning tutorials and stuff, took the little brain guy with me, saved shadowheart, and crashed on the beach. then i stopped playing. here is the only image i took before i got off LOL
day 2 ok. so: shadowheart is cool as fuck. i LOVE her already. cannot wait to strengthen the social link with her or whatever the hell you call it. get the friendship numbers up. this fuckass poem had me dead:
shoutout the bitch queen ig whoever you are. keep serving also i love this fucking guy. i can tell hes a conniving fuck but ohhhh hes kinda hot though!
like why is he kinda cunty. but yea anyways he joined my party. also met this guy. gale. he is strangely charming. but he also gives me zephyr breeze vibes (which is bad) and jack sparrow vibes (which is very good). told my friend speves that and that i thought he looked like a smart himbo and she was like "i dont blame you for that read" + "we'll see" which i Dont Know how to take. my judgements were based off the literal first minute of conversation btw
+ really stupid visual glitch i almost didnt notice. theyre fusing
shadowheart talk your shit man.
"just waiting, like a lovesick puppy?" ...... thats a bad thing? whatever you say man. gonna scare shadowheart with commitment. COMMITMENT JUMPSCARE BOO also little parentheses shadowheart is the most fucking dementia raven way ass name and i love it but it was hard to take it seriously for a little bit. warrior cats ass name. also i got crazy fucking lucky with my rolls. dont have many screenshots but i kept getting high numbers it was lucky as shit up until gale talked to me about needing to consume magical items like crack i read his mind with the mindflayer tadpole and found out it was cus he consumed some crazy ass Dark Magic or something, got a critical failure first, then just used some inspiration i had to get it right, and rolled high as shit LMAO
hit the rolls TWICE btw. read his mind once and then went deeper into his mind which had a 15 dc and got that too. hell yeah baby. also afterwards i was totally honest with him about reading his mind and he freaked the fuck out which fair i read your mind. i get it. but still
then i calmed him down by being like "hey man i had to know. youre dangerous" and passed the persuasion check :sunglasses: easiest game of my fucking life oh i talked to shadowheart abt her pains before that which was cool every conversation i have with her makes me like her more.
i met wyll. great guy. i went to camp to long rest and he dropped some INSANE fucking knowledge on me. like. i could live by this
so i switched gale out in my party with him LMAOOOOOOO and had a conversation with astarion about how hed kill me if i started turning. i asked what he would prefer personally and he said decapitation. which was CRAZY. so i was like yeah sure king decapitate me if i turn. do your thing. i trust your judgment
also talked to shadowheart bc i will seize every chance to learn more about her
then i left camp, talked to kagha while looking for a healer, got them to free a tiefling girl through more persuasion rolls (BECAUSE IM GOATED) and talked to the healer nettie who was fixing a Regular Bird
she told me how strange it is that we arent turning, to swear on my life id drink a poison if i saw any symptoms (which i of course agreed to, shadowheart approved and astarion did not) and stopped playing on the way to rescue halsin. fun times!
p.s. days doesnt necessarily mean im playing this daily but rather just what happens when i play per irl day... days just works as a way to categorize tbh
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ANNDDD WITH THAT WE ARE OPEN!!! COME FIND ME IN SOME FUCKASS FOREST IN UNOVA AND HAVE A GREAT TIME!!! HERE ARE THE RULES YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW!
No taking pokemon/pokeballs into the Haunted House of Horrors
If you litter I blow you up
Stealing is a no go and doing so will get you amongus ejected into space
Play nice >:[ if you start a fight I'll kick your ass
It ends when I say it does
Alright yeah that sounds good! The "staff" are my Bannette and Pumpkaboo, if you can't find me Pie is second in command and Arnold is third in command. If you cant find any of them then youre fucked ig. Have fun!!!!
//Idk LOL i didnt expect for people to take my post seriously
//This is a very casual drop in drop out event. Do whatever you want or nothing at all! If you want an interaction tell me, but if you don't but want to participate just say you saw something happen
//Both Trix and Yew from @yewwantstobattle will be there, and Traveller from @swoobatte is in the haunted maze. Feel free to mention any of them
//I'll be using the tag #TONY SPLONYS HAUNTED HOUSE OF HORROR for the event
//The event starts when this post goes live and ends at midnight tonight for me.
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i believe i asked for a8 c10 c11 and d2, if im not remembering correctly you can answer any 4 you want, go nuts
THKANS
A8 favourite song
so many i will say. Your Knife Feels Good by hideki naganuma off kurohyou 1 but k1 is in general has one of the best soundtracks i think that one is a good pick because its a clean fav for a lot of people . Muppet by Rize from k1 and Born to Be Wild by shonen no kaze from kurohyou 2 are also really good title themes/final boss themes. and from the mainline i like evil itself from yakuza 2 its on some 2000s nu metal skater game shit
c10 which game do you think should get a remake
uhh kurohyou.... its so good but its on th fucking psp and didnt get an international release and 1) that means nobody plays it and i need people to play it and care about it because its so good and i love it 2) fuckass psp limitations do not hinder the enjoyment but you keep thinking to yourself man this could be so much better if it wasnt made for the psp like with fixed camera angles, not having a 3d map and minigames like kareoke being just like 1 button mash with no actual kareoke songs. i canteven give a mainline answer because nothing is more improtant to me than this fuck kiwami 3 give me a kurohyou remaster please dear god
c11 best and worst taste in clothing
this makes me think of the arakawa vs ryuji fashion poll where someone said "all to back a guy wearing three shades of off white" about ryuji hes not even that bad but i think its really funny. honourable mentions for best taste include oda (i like white suit pants in an aoutfit), y0 nishiki (sells me on him being a fashionable guy), akame (shes so pretty...), arakawa because he is snazzy as fuck wait wait WAIT look at this guy from kurohyou fuckkk kurohyouuu wtfff kurohyouu oh my goddd kurohyou
pin stripe black suit pants with the trainers with the chain with the vest jacket with the mohawk... anyways my answer is shishido when hes wearing that silk shirt with the sleeves rolled up and the white pants i cant even tell if thats like an exceptionally good outfit or anything because im too busy having a brain hemmorage but i think that counts towards the quality of the fit
d2 most underrated character
what if i said sometihng about kurohyou again would hthat be fucked up or what. i really like the threee leuitenants though awano was chill af even though he killed that girl and kuze was so awesome and based i think more people should gaf about them. and um. tatsuya from kurohyou because geniunely he is a really compelling protagonist there is a lot to say about him but nobody cares because its kurohyou
ok that is it thank youuu for the ask <3
#i think ythe thing you should take away from this is that i really like kurohyou i really like it so mujch you should play kurohyou#also I DIDNT ACTUALLY EXPECT ANYONETO SEND ASKS i was gonna fill it out like a questionnare straight up so that makes me happy yayy#axe
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