#you creeped me tf out

[maryse127]

I had a Peak Xenoblade X Experience today

Basic mission to kill a tyrant that only appears during specific weather has been in the quest log Forever

Decide to finally commit to completing it

Fly in circles on the border of Cauldros and Cauldros Waters to force Brimstone weather

Lo and behold! A level 81 tyrant has now spawned in the mission location :)

Tyrant is huge and powerful

Frantically try to descent from the head of the creature to the ground cause oh no my skell is gonna break

Skell breaks .5 seconds before being able to exit it :(

Get a perfect on the skell insurance qte :)

Somehow have enough tp to go into infinite overdrive and finish off the tyrant!

It wasn't the tyrant from the mission :o

Go back to the barracks to replace skells and once again fly in circles to force brimstone weather

Fly in Bigger Circles around the volcano looking for ANOTHER tyrant while avoiding the level 81 guy from last attempt

Hopelessly decide the only place left to search is up high in the sky

Ascend

HUGE shadow of a level 94 Eldritch Horror appears in the smoke of the volcano

Try to fight it anyway

Get obliterated

Once again hit perfect on skell insurance qte :)

Die on foot when overdrive strats dont work out

Return to barracks to repair the skell

Report to the mission board to abort the mission

[avocado62524]

[triglycercule]

horror's jacket fluff has probably accumulated so much DISGUSTINGNESS over 7 years in it that it's managed to acquire it's own signature Dog Smell (TM). however i think this would be a prime opportunity to pet him and then get some of that disgusting smell on you because for some reasons Dog Smell is just unavoidable when you pet a dog with a lot of hair

he'd hate it but awww awww whos a good boy (ﾉ´∀｀*) whos a good boy (*≧∪≦) YOU ARE!!! awww so cute you didn't commit all those murders against innocent people you were innocent (￣▽￣)／ such a good boy!!!! (gets beheaded) (he got too embarrassed)

[spottys-rathole]

(all q!)

There's that scene where Baghera, Antoine, and Bad go adventuring out with their kids, and Bad leads the way trying his best to show them good dungeons with useful loot that aren't too hard

They cross a field running, jump into a speedboat and dash through until they spot a structure on the horizon. They loot it, rinse and repeat.

They just raided an outpost, Baghera has just stepped in and is trying to collect the bookshelves inside when she hears one of the eggs outside blowing into a horn, calling for attention. All the while Baghera is feeling overwhelmed. She explains out loud that she feels the others don't realize how poor she really is, how she's got nothing and how she's still discovering so many new biomes and new features that were added recently. She wants to take her time to check it all out properly, she wants to collect building blocks she likes for her house - because Baghera doesn't have a house yet.

This isn't the first time she brings it up on this evening. Since the first time she encountered BBH earlier that day, he has been slowly introducing her to the idea of building a house near him and Pierre. He said so himself to the eggs that he's trying to convince her to do so. At first he asked her if she had anywhere to live, then upon learning she's only got a hole dug on the flank of a hill so far, he told her they needed to get her a house. Then he showed her his place, welcomed her in and showed him everything that could peak her interest :

Here's BBH's storage room, Baghera can have free unlimited access to it. Here's a flower field surrounding the place, it's really pretty isn't it ? Here's the beach house Pierre built on the bank of this cool lake, look how gorgeous it is, she could build the same if she wanted to. Also don't fail to mention there's a nearby lavender field around, Baghera really likes purple right ? Surely she could enjoy the biome enough to decide to settle down over there.

And Baghera's immediate response is to use Pierre's waystone to teleport the gang to her actual place. Actually, she doesn't exactly teleport them to her place, she teleports them to Phil's place first, which is right across the river from where she lives. Because she doesn't have a waystone to herself, because again : She is poor.

She then proceeds to show them around her "house", which is a (yet to be) repurposed dungeon. It's empty so far. BBH notices and remembers it's a dungeon that he had already raided with Dapper a week ago before Baghera found it.

Baghera doesn't have much if anything at all. She started the afternoon with -37 coins and a gapple which she offered to Acau as a welcoming gift. Still she was so happy when she accidentaly discovered that dungeon and loved its aesthetic, even if the loot that was left inside was barely useful, but to her it was all she had.

Back to the pillager outpost, Antoine overhears Baghera mention how exhausted she is and how meeting everyone at spawn earlier has been really draining for her. That's why she usually prefers exploring alone because then she can do it at her own pace without feeling pressured, because what is of interest to her may not be for her adventuring partners.

Antoine immidiately tries to reassure her the best he can, tells her that she can take all her time and shouldn't hurry for them, that they will wait for her. Baghera apologizes. While BBH is wondering what they're doing, Dapper goes up the tower to check on them, Antoine asks them to wait for them as they are taking their time. Baghera apologizes. When alone with her again she explains that it bothers her to not be able to take breaks and go at her own pace, but she blames herself for it because she accepted to go exploring in group and obviously even if Antoine and Bad keep telling her that they understand and try to make her feel the most at ease, and giving her food and gear. Well anyone would still feel pressured because making the others wait all the time might become boring for the rest of the group whether they say they're okay with it or not. At some point Baghera explains to Bad that she isn't feeling so hot, when she turns around he is 30 ft further ; something caught his attention and he wanted to check it out briefly. She comes up to him again and tell him she needs to get sugar because she is feeling dizzy, she insists that they shouldn't wait for her. Once she comes back, she tells the group that she wants to part ways and go back to building her house. Right on queue, Bad reminds her that she is the most welcome if she wants to come live near his place. Baghera still doesn't explicitely agree nor disagree with the idea, she only says she wants to build because that's what she enjoys doing. Right after, the group catch her up on what they were doing while she was afk : They're about to go raid this very dangerous sky dungeon, and Bad invites Baghera to join them. She iterates that sadly she will not, but Bad who's attention was caught by Dapper, has already ran off to listen to his child. Pomme and Antoine tell her it's okay, but then Bad rushes back towards them to excitedly show them what cool shenanigan Dapper is up to. Baghera bids them goodbye and Bad seems both surprised and disappointed to hear she's leaving now. As she is walking away, Antoine once again whispers to Bad that she was feeling real tired to which the latest answers he completely understands.

It's not so relevant of a moment lore-wise, but I've still been thinking about it a lot because I'm usually really into these kinds of small interactions that are still loud because of everyone's points of views ? Baghera's been there for 3 days and she still hasn't properly brought up to anyone what happened to her during Purgatory - she is not doing fine (I'm not going to go in depth because I'd have to slap a big ol trigger warning but her reaction to reading Pomme's and Richas' signs kicked me in the guts with the strenght of a 3T truck). And meanwhile BBH is this close to kick the bucket too and there's all his motivations that push him to surround himself with people when he would previously be paranoid about inviting anyone to his old base (and none of the french-speakers knew back then). Antoine is just vibing good for him (this was his last qsmp stream too lmao pretend i'm not crying rn /hj)

But it's one of those cases where everything was set up perfectly for it (Pomme was literally jumping with excitement at the idea of two more of her parents getting to live near) but it simply wasn't meant to happen -at least not that day-

[happilyringingbell]

DJDDDDD

These sociopaths took me two days to draw. They better not be coming for me now. Took blood sweat and tears my gosh.

[stuckinapril]

im sorry that people are being dicks. you really are making a difference. maybe i just dont follow that many people, but you post more abt palestine than anyone ive seen and im so glad that i follow you because i think youre awesome for it. !!free palestine!!

thank u babe <3 <3 it’s not even ppl. its just one unhinged chronically online person whose opinion means nothing to me. i rest easy knowing people like that will never be pleased no matter what u do, so i just do what i want anyway & laugh whenever something like that gets sent to me. its entertaining fodder like 90% of the time. also the irony in people like that hate watching your blog is literally that they will neverrr understand that hating on someone still gives that person power regardless of how much u hate them. hate is not the opposite of love. the opposite of love is indifference. but they can’t even manage that can they

[scattered-winter]

i know she's like evil or nefarious or whatever but i looove watching milady work her way into everything. every single man she has ever talked to is completely wrapped around her finger and im SO HERE FOR IT

[apricote]

so when will i get to baldur's gate in this game called baldur's gate 3

[thelittlemissbird]

Not Chris evans marrying his child bride 🤢

[queenofbaws]

this idea occurs to me because im watching a bunch of horror tubers/video essays and imagine during their Early youtube ventures in order to try and emulate the popular channels, the creeps try doing voice overs in those daft voices some channels use (think burger king foot lettuce) but they keep cracking the fuck up because they sound so stupid

ash.

ash my friend.

i need you to know. from the bottom of my heart. this ask. has haunted my every waking thought. since you sent it to me. there has not been one moment that i haven't been thinking about these idiots talking in the chills voice.

because they would. let's just....let's just face facts, they WOULD, and you're RIGHT, they would collapse laughing on themselves every single time they did it, and sam - poor, poor internet illiterate sam - would have. absolutely. no. idea. what they were doing.

the moment they introduce her to burger king foot lettuce, she's rethinking the whole friendship.

but then one day. one beautiful, glorious day, without even meaning to....................she starts narrating a story for the podcast In That Voice and chris, ashley, and josh just throw their hands in the air in victory and start shrieking.

sam goes right back to rethinking their friendship.

[jb-nonsense]

can we discuss how people think this looks "old"

I don't know, maybe because I'm pre airbrushing and filter obsession, but Astarion looks late 20s to early 30s to me (with a dash of trauma related issues to his appearance).

people compare him to Shadowheart but you know what Shadowheart needs some lines!! She needs some creases!!!! Destroy the airbrushed look, let her live.

[transingthoseformers]

See this? This is what brought me back to rid15! The cool worldbuilding and designs! I may not be the biggest fan of the plot but some of the implications here are so so so so so damn cool

[seungjjangg]

Sooo... I went to Hweseung's musical 😂

[garglyswoof]

“He was seized with longing so intense it ached in his chest, he wanted it always to keep, to drag out secretly and study it like a yellowed photograph, and he thought I am home, this is me, this is where I have been rambling down to all these years.” -- William Gay, Little Sister Death

[youhavethewrong]

Why the fuck did they think adding a creepy clown that stares at you from a corner of the dashboard was a good idea

[snekdood]

some day i want so badly for anyone whos listened to my compulsive-lying ass sister to line up and tell me all the shit shes said to you to make you think im bad or weird or whatever. and then also give me 20* dollars for making my life worse by believing her lies that ultimately made me isolate myself and want to kill myself for doing literally nothing fucking wrong.