#you cant stop me from making a cat extra kitty

[velveteen-vampire]

wh... is that-? NEW HYPERFIXATION WITH THE STEEL CHAIR???

[cynettic]

Stay with Me pt.3

Summary - You manage to escape from Scaramouche, if only for a moment before you realize there’s no escape. It only takes until you’re sitting back in your regular spot that you know what you need to do.

Pairings - Kitsune!Reader x Yan!Scaramouche

Warnings - Suggestive content, mentions of death, swearing, slight gore / blood 

A/N - Its really hard to make this depressing while I’m vibing to Rasputin. Like no joke- I have it on one of the 1 hour playlists :D

Here you’ll find -  pt.1 and pt.2

He’d left a key.

Scaramouche didnt make mistakes, not while he had you captive in the vicinity of his bedroom. He didnt have room for mistakes, not when you were watching his every movement while he was in your line of sight. 

Sure, he mightve killed a person or two in front of you, but those were necessary mistakes. There was a sign on the door, it specified not to enter. You’d understand that, right?

Thats what he thought at least, lulling himself into belief after belief that you’d be there waiting for him every time. That you’d welcome him with open arms, even if there were chains ensnaring your wrists. That you’d accept your fate at his hands and submit yourself to him.

The Balladeer was a fool.

He’d kept you there for too long, and while you searched for an easy way to escape, time sent your head spinning. Into a spiral that begged only for the wind against your face, back laying on dirt with the familiar chirping up birds waking you up in the morning.

You wanted to go outside.

And when push comes to shove, you had to risk a little more to make it happen. Lure him into bed with kisses while your hands unbuttoned his vest. But what he believed to be alluring contacts was just your way of finding the keys hidden in the back pocket of his shorts.

It wasnt hard to find the one to your cuffs while he was asleep, cuddled in your chest with both arms around your waist as if to get you to stay put. You took the key, hiding them back in his clothing and hoping he didnt notice.

He didnt say anything the next day.

You werent going to wait any longer.

“Oh for fucks sake, why won't the goddamn door open?”

The room was left in tatters behind you, a little gift for Scaramouche once he got back. Turns out a pair of chains can smash up a lot of things, and rage can be used as a great source of strength when contained for such a long time.

But you’d done more than throw the blankets around, cut up the drawers and smash open the windows. Because your fists had bled red when you punched through the glass, puncturing your skin. Your knuckles were an ugly red, bruising already.

Ah, Scaramouche deserved a much better gift.

Gruesome as it was, you rubbed your knuckles against the pale walls. Till the blood stopped coming, till there was a nice little message for the boy which you held so dearly to your heart.

‘Balladeer.’

The first time you’d found out about him being a harbinger he’d told you not to call him by that name. You weren’t someone he associated with by work, you were a treasure to him. That’s why you continued to call him as he pleased, although the temptation always arose.

You were no longer his.

Shoving the door with your hand again, palm fiddling with the handle and groaning when it hardly budged. “Stupid,” you grumbled when the knob began to loosen. Backing up, you charged with your shoulder to the door, full force as the momentum broke the hinges. The door fell down with you along with it.

It was expected, you’d been stuck in the room for a long time, and thats considering you’d sat on the ground for decades. Your body was slight numb, muscles sore and unused for so long. 

“You a-arent supposed to leave your room!”

A young man stood in the hallway along with a woman who looked relatively the same age. The two were wearing uniforms, flinching when you stood up from the debris and off the door. “Excuse me?” You asked, voice unnecessarily icy and stern. But you couldnt care less, you were going to get out of this house, damn anyone who stood in your way.

They both continued to shake when you walked towards them, staggering from side to side. The woman stepped up in front of the man, presenting a brave face. “If you leave the mansion, the harbinger will kill us all!”

“Well then I expect you should be on your way then. Actually…” you gestured to the maze of hallways. “You can lead the way.”

“What…?”

Your hand went limp to your side, an exasperated looking momentarily crossing your face before you sighed. “Im not staying trapped in that room, I’m sorry if that ruins your life, but frankly you're not the one stuck in there are you?” You took an extra step just to intimidate them, eyes wide to make the appearance of crazy. “It would be a great help if you showed me where he hid my vision too.”

“We can show you to the door…” The man began, “But the whereabouts of your vision are unknown, he wouldnt tell us something like that.”

A gift bestowed from the gods, a piece to help me thrive with my ambitions and pursue my goals.

Gone.

You really wished you’d taken to clawing out Scaramouche’s face instead, but you’d take what you got. Right now your main priority was getting out of this place, even if it meant leaving a piece of you behind.

“Door.” Your voice was raspy and there was a terrible feeling that crawled up to your throat, but you didnt have time to be emotional. “Show me where the door is… please.”

The conflict in their eyes dissipates by the time they lead you along, mumbling words between themselves. You didnt bother to try eavesdropping, you were so, so tired. You wanted to go home.

Anywhere. Anywhere but here.

It took a few minutes until you were standing in front of a grand door, almost twice the size of you and just as wide. You then began to notice the decorational plants and furniture that filled the empty space, there wasn't an inch of dust. Even though you could tell none of it was used.

“Hurry,” the man warned when you paused. “I dont know when our master is coming back, but if its soon, we’ll all be screwed.”

You couldnt feel your head as you numbly nodded, hand clenching the knob and flinging the set of doors open. “Thank you,” you merely mumbled, taking your first step out of the house in what felt like forever.

The days after that were a blur, the area around Scaramouche’s house were nothing but void. Empty and filled with forests and vast plains. You knew he didnt like people or socializing in general, but to this extent?

Your only option was to run.

Let your feet take you somewhere, anywhere. It was a constant pattern of running and taking breaks, leaning on a tree and gasping in a few breaths before you were again scurrying through the forest. 

And yet you felt better than you’d felt in past months that you’d been stuck with Scaramouche.

Food became any boar you came across, the claws you’d spent so long hiding with Scaramouche coming to unleash a wrath beyond your comprehension. Till the animal was cut to shreds and no meat was left even to eat. You’d slaughtered it, without intention to eat or benefit for it, you’d killed it just to kill.

“I’m sorry,” you’d sobbed into the ground where you’d buried the harmless animal. Forehead pressed into the dirt as you pleaded for forgiveness to whatever archons would accept it. You couldn't even remember what archons you were supposed to pray to. “Forgive me- forgive me…”

But eventually you found your way around to somewhere you knew. Territory of Inazuma where you could find your way back, back home.

Where was home?

You’d been on the run from the vision hunt decree, abandoning your post for the Kitsune Saiguu for such a thing. Even now that you could return without a vision and as no threat under the decree…

You’d sacrificed everything for your vision.

Where were you to go now…?

Rain patted down, the trees providing only a slight cover as stray drops fell into your matted dirty hair. You didnt mind, it hid the tears that slid down your lifeless face, feet taking you into the far meadows of your hometown. Till you plopped down underneath a tree, knees curled to your chest and arms hugging them close. You were crying.

You were home.

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“Awh,” a ginger haired murmured, elbow resting on the cool wood of the tabletop. “Is little Mouchie sad? I heard your kitty cat escaped~”

A death wish, even fatui that idly minded themselves around the bar knew it. Sipping cold drinks and swirling their cups, the soft chatter was nothing but a distraction from the main course of events. That being the smaller Harbinger who sat sulking in his seat, hunched over with a drink in hand. He’d drank far more than what was on the counter, but everytime he finished a glass, he’d smash it on the ground, watching the fragile glass shatter into pieces.

“I dont have a cat,'' was his only response, tone daring Childe to pursue further. To give him a reason to start throwing the glass in his face instead.

And Childe was an idiot when it came to challenging someone.

“No cat?” The rest of the drink in the taller harbinger’s glass was gone when he threw his head back. “Hmmm, I cant think of what else could’ve had you so enraptured in returning home then~!”

Scaramouche didnt respond, uneven bangs shadowing the bags under his eyes. “Stronger,” he said instead, elbow on the counter and hand outstretched for something. When there was no movement from the man managing the wine, the harbinger looked up. “I need something stronger to drink,” he repeated, voice seething.

“Of c-course!”

The glass was nestled in Scaramouche’s palm in no time, fingers curling around the circular form to down it in seconds. The drink merely slid down his throat in one movement, alcohol burning his senses. It didn’t matter, he was numbed by the growing rage inside of him.

Finally, he turned to the ginger haired boy, eyes hazily dancing along the counter till it reached his fingertips. Up his hand and along his arm, till Scaramouche was staring right into Childe’s eyes. “They escaped,” he admitted softly. “But it’s alright, because I sent something that’ll bring them back.”

Childe paused, raising his drink up away from his lips to pose a question. Hesitation danced along his features before he brought the glass back, he’d rather not provoke the shorter male any further. Wasn’t like he could interfere anyway.

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“That… that…” 

It was preposterous, having returned to that same spot for a day or two and heading back to the hometown you’d once lived in. The one Scaramouche had lived in. There shouldn’t have been an issue, you were solely gathering supplies for the sake of it, ambition driving you to travel far far away.

Out of Inazuma.

It was your new beginning, convincing yourself that you didn't need a vision. Finding some sort of purpose before Scaramouche shattered the vision and your life along with it. You’d seen how people had reacted when it had been ingrained in the statue, neutralized and broken. They lost hope, purpose and aspirations for anything new.

It’s not like the Raiden Shogun took my vision.

But you’d taken that fact for granted, expecting some sort of new start without Scaramouche. A victory, getting away from him just for a split second and getting out of Inazuma altogether, you’d never see him again.

Until you got his message.

“How the hell…” You crushed the note until it was just crumbled paper in your hand, slowly leaning on the stone wall. “Piece of shit… what kind of person even…” 

Not only did he manage to find you, but without making his presence known, he’d tugged at your one weakness with an ease that had you down on your knees.

You threw the paper to the ground, deliberate as you stared past the alleyway. Pensive as you considered your options. Damn, what options did you even have? You’d been an idiot to underestimate Scaramouche, he wasn’t a child, you knew that… but archons he seemed like one when he was with you. Shown you a vulnerability he wanted only you to see. But maybe that had been part of his plan all along, until all you believed was his soft demeanor.

He may act like a child, but he’s a harbinger.

You stared down at the crumbled piece of paper in disgust.

Not only that, but he has no regard for human life.

Either way, you’d lived decades more than him. You could face him, you would present yourself to him just as he expected you to. Even when everything in you rejected the idea, sobbed at the thought of returning to that house, those chains. Being locked up and confined only for the purpose of coddling a small boy, a selfish boy, a cruel boy. 

Deep breath in, deep breath out.

You’d figure out a way, and this time you wouldn’t rule out the option of his death.

———————

Oh darling Y/n, how have you been?

I hope this letter reaches you rather soon, we both have much to discuss, no? About me, about you, and much more. You see, I’ve taken up quite a distaste to your little friends. Stone statues in Inazuma as small as Kitsunes truly hold no purpose, what will they do, come back to life? Haha, I should think not. I’ve already arranged to have them demolished, who knows what kind of material they might possess. Ah, and of course I’d show you the finishing product, unless you’re willing to come and have a chat with me once more? Under the Sakura tree like we used to, you’ve waited years, I believe you can wait for me?

I hope this letter reaches you in best interests. I’m always looking out for you after all.

Sincerely, your Balladeer

——————

It was raining.

Beautiful weather as you lay sitting there, feet crossed and tucked in the same you’d often do. After all, there was no need to fear the vision hunt decree or the Raiden Shogun. Let them come, let them take care of you before Scaramouche did.

You werent cold, not when the cold drops dampened your clothing, slipping down the length of your spine and drenching your face. Despite having lived in a luxury residency for such a long time, this was where you were most comfortable, enduring whatever the weather had for you, taking it with a smile. Because you were waiting…

The Kitsune Saiguu was a distant memory.

You were waiting for Scaramouche, the young boy that often bound into the field in lengthy strides, childlike wonder in his eyes. The one who’d cried when the other kids pushed him away, the one that just wanted to be praised. You’d held him in your arms, and now, even knowing the results, you wouldnt have done differently.

He was just a boy.

Just a boy when he joined the fatui, looking for praise that he was given. He created chaos and bellowed orders with a cruelty that was highly looked upon. Told that he was doing well, so he continued to do so.

He’s just a boy.

You wished you’d held him in your arms, if not only for a tad longer. Shield him away from the wrongness of the world, if only for one last time.

Banishing away your hatred for him was hard.

But you found it under the tree, rain soon dimming down to a clouded cold breeze that swept through the meadow. You’d hated him while stuck in the mansion, but you could now see it from a larger point of view. What he did was wrong of course, but you could remember him so vividly now. His small form giggling, tiny arms around your neck. 

“Play with me!”

Was it your fault?

For not holding him tighter? For trying to rectify his bad doings and teach him what was wrong and right? Maybe if your grip was firmer, if you’d spoken to him about the warmth he’d given you that day when playing cards...

“Lazy ass.”

Burying down that pile of worry and insecurities, you took a deep breath in to relax. The edge of your lip perked up, only slightly. “Still terrible with your social skills arent you?”

Slowly securing a dry space under the three with you, Scaramouche sat down. His features were the same ones you’d grown accustomed to at his mansion. Rich clothes, sharp eyes, and the baby face that refused to go away. His movements were soft as he pulled out a deck of cards. The two of you didnt speak as he distributed them between you both. It was tense… no, it felt too much like the warmth form long ago to be tense. You only wished the situation to be different.

“I love you.”

But you could only offer a bitter smile to his words. “I love my vision,” you replied. “I love the Kitsune Saiguu, and I love my friends.”

His touch was gentle when his fingers came to gently cradle your cheek. Holding your face dearly as he peered into your eyes, his were soft. Different from the cruelty he held within, the hatred that burned and destruction that seeked to explode.

You saw a little boy.

Your hand came to press his hand further against your cheek, till you slid his palm to your lips. He appeared so calm when you pressed the first kiss, lips tracing the lines along his palm with all the care in the world.

But you needed to change your view, see him as the man he now was. As the man he had become.

“I love you,” he repeated, and you let go of his hand. It fell limp by his side, cards all but forgotten. There was a much more pressing matter at hand, because you truly needed to see him as he was.

It was necessary if you planned to kill him.

[kazewhara]

IM UP AND AWAKE BEWARE, and ive beought with me a suitcase full of cat stuff.. just- let me,,

Kitty Xiao does thta needing thing but with claws(just like Winter, my cat.. i do wonder if she does love me or not bc sometimes im awake and on a holiday so i try to grind on genshin but when in co-op she just loves to do the needing thing to my thighs and she’s standing and i cant see and poor Xiao gets killed😭 does she hate Xiao or smth??) ANYWAY we all know that Xiao uses his claws, but what about little Qiqi? Well.. she doenst do that, not bc she doesnt love you nono, but because she prefers to express her live through napping with or beside you. And by rubbing her little head against your leg with little meows of content and jwhsuwqjsqidjswidjwskdj definitely isnt a tactic she uses to get extra food :D

ALSO YES cat Xiao, like i said, is your little cat protecter. And he watches you from atop his cat tower for sure. mhmhm yes yes. And then there is Qiqi who just joins him up there for a sleep. Kitty Qiqi is just a tired feline. Has Kitty Xiao ever thrown any of your stuff before? Yes. Many times on during the days of his first stay at your home. Luckily it was all non-important and easily replaceable..

Kittie Qiqi and Xiao who come over to comfort you when your crying or sad, Qiqi’d rub her head on your arm or side, while Xiao would just stay still and sit beside you. Idk i just.. i like it when my cat does that..

OH OH AND AND ANNNNDDDDDDD- Lets say Cat Xiao can like turn into a human form of sorts, yea? okay cool. Now use your imagination and imagine.. Cat Xiao when human still has cat ears that match his hair, the weird green/teal stripes on his cat form become tattoos. Does he have control ove rthis power? yes.. no.. yesnt, sometimes when your petting him he probably lets out a rare purr snd poof suddenly he’s a human male with cat ears and a content, soft closed-eyes smile on his face. When he realizes his face turns red and he’d be back to a cat and avoids you for the rest of the day. :) He has clothes on, obviously.

Its always such a surprise when he turns back to humand and though he’s stayed at your house for awhile, you always jump or yelp when the loud Poof happens

Can Qiqi do that? Ehhhh probably no.. she’d probably just be a normal cat

-🦫 behold, my brainrot. Oh and, i remember that cat-human Xiao drawing someone sent. Imagine that.

suddenly reminded of the grumpy kitty!xiao drawing... i never did think about the idea of him switching back to a human form BUT THE KITTY EARSSKSJDNSJD 🥺🥺

god the thought of xiao pushing shit off of shelves out of spite¥#&@*#,#*# imagine spraying a demon disguised as a fucking cat with a water bottle. like that's killing me rn; he wants to look like a cat then he gets treated like one, STOP PUSHING PLANTS OVER-

and qiqi.. maybe she does have a human form but she doesn't like it much -- either way, she's often sleeping ☝🏾 also since she's good at retrieving herbs, can you imagine qiqi helping you make herb mixtures ... carrying plants in her tiny mouth BYEEYESHD

[oh-for-fic-sake]

A Baby Brother!

Masterlist

Henry is a busy boy, trying to impregnate his wife...and it is only made harder when your three year old decides to share your bed crawl into you bed at night..But that's fine Henry has a plan that cant possibly backfire.

Warnings: slight smut?, implied smut, fluff, swearing.

A/n:so this request from @jessevans​ has become a oneshot series...its cute, and for a little extra fun this is a true story of what I did to my parents in my first year of school and to this day I'm not forgiven!

Taglist: @two-unbeatable-beaters​ @thatgirly81​ @Angelofthorr @iloveyouyen​

A Baby Brother!

After the whole boyfriend fiasco things had gone on as they normally did whilst Henry was home. He kal and Paige were the dream team stuck to each other like three peas in a pod,and he had basically taken over with her, trying to savoir the few short months he was home with his girls. You'd also been finding yourself being whisked away for quickies at all times in the day by Henry...well when Paige went to playschool... lets just say that every surface in your home had been put to good use.

Somehow the idea of him being able to 'knock you up' again had drove the man rabid! Every chance he got to pin you down and fuck you he took. But not at night there  was one thing that was getting in the way. At night Paige had refused to sleep in her own room, instead crawling into bed with you and Henry at some point each night, she was afraid of him leaving again so soon, it happened sometimes she would have separation anxiety. But it also meant you and Henry were reluctant to try at night. Henry tho had a plan apparently...so you decided to let him get on with it.

He sat there in the living room watching as Paige practiced her letters on the coffee table that was smothered in her early learning books. He smiled at her then leaned forward resting his elbows on his spread knees.

"Paige-y baby can we talk for a moment?" She blinked then frowned at his more serious tone and nodded putting down her crayon.

"Yes daddy?" He smiled down at her resting his fingertips against one another.

"Baby... can we have a serious big girl talk?" She eyed him carefully and had shrunk into her shoulders a little serious normally meant she was in trouble. Maybe he knew!?

"It wasn't me, I swear KAL DID IT DADDY!" She cried loud and proud putting her best efforts into her paddy even forcing a few crocodile tears, he blinked for a second looking around slowly trying to see what 'Kal' had done.Nothing in here. He looked back to the tantrum throwing toddler panicking he held his hands up at her.

"Whoa whoa little lady kal did what?" Realizing Henry had no idea what she did she stopped .

"Oh..never mind what did you want to talk about daddy?" Dumbfounded Henry blinked at the now perfectly calm child, she really did scare the hell out of him sometimes, he shook his head getting back on track.

"Well...Your a big girl now aren't you? Getting good with your letters and numbers and soon you'll be in proper school" she nodded smiling wide

"Yes daddy look!" She raised her book showing how she'd traced a dotted line of a few words and copied them underneath.

"Wow! You are a big girl look at that! You did that all by yourself?" She nodded grinning as he took the book and placed it back down in front of her.

"Well because your soo big and soo clever me and mummy was thinking you are big enough to help with a err...new addition to the family" she tilted her head and Henry sighed of course she wouldn’t know what that meant.

"A knew family member-" she slammed her hands down squealing

"ARE WE GETTING A PUPPY!? WHERE IS IT? IS IT HERE YET DADDY?" he only just caught the excited girl by the waist as she got up to look for the puppy. He scooped her up and sat her on his knee.

"No poppet not a puppy" he chuckled moving stray hair from her face as she pouted.

"Then what? We cant get a kitty Kal will eat it!" He really laughed at that shaking his head.

"I doubt Kal would actually eat a cat...I think..any way no sweety mummy and daddy want to know if you’d like you a baby brother or sister to play with?" She froze and turned to look at him. He held his breath his whole plan was based on Paige wanting a sibling.... Besides what little girl didn't want a real baby to hold and cuddle, his probably knowing his luck. She twiddled her fingers smiling shyly.

"A-a baby brother daddy?...A real baby..n-not a pretend one like suzie has?" He smiled relieved. Thank god. He nodded.

"Mmhmm a real baby in the house" she jumped up screaming in excitement

"A BABY BROTHER! I'M GETTING A BABY BROTHER! WHERE IS HE DADDY I WANT HIM!" Henry being the emotionally charged wreck he was got choked up seeing her so happy about the prospect of a baby, knowing then and there that Paige would be a perfect older sister.

"Paige! Paige calm down poppet, that's it back over here we haven't finished talking yet good girl now the baby wont definitely be a boy it could be a girl, we wont know until we get pictures from inside mummy's tummy" she gasped putting a hand to her tummy.

"Mummy has a baby in her tummy!?" He faltered not really expecting to get this far. He hummed shaking his head.

"No no not yet..see we have a little problem that only you can help me and mummy with." She stared unblinkingly at him determination written across her face.

"Okay what do I got to do for the baby daddy?" It was cute how serious her face was but there was something else going on in her curt little head, she looked sad, worried. Anxious. He watched her and continued carefully.

"Well you see mummy and daddy can't have a baby until your a big girl, now we know your good with the toilet and washing up , you help mummy and daddy in the house and garden and your good at your school work...but you still creep into mummy and daddy's bed at night...so what me and mummy need from you it to try and stay in your bed at night...do you think you can do that? For the baby?" She froze for a second and blinked Henry faltered holding his breath.

"Th-thats all? Just sleep in my bed? I don't need to leave?" He gasped

"Good heavens no! Poppet of course you don't!" That was when she let loose streams of tears streaking her face as he lifted her up shushing her.

"Oh sweety no no! here come with me daddy wants to show you poppet!" He quickly scooped up his little girl making his way out of the living room he walked past you shaking his head.Later. you nodded and watched as he climbed the stairs with an upset baby girl curled up in his chest. Once upstairs he past Paige’s room and walked into one of the spare rooms, it was empty apart from a few boxes that were going to be moved to the loft. It was light basic cream walls oak wood floor boards high ceiling and huge window.He set Paige down.

"Here we are...see this will be the babies room eventually..." she sighed looking around.

"Its like mine...but not as pretty" he smirked chuckling at her resting his palm on her head as she looked out of the window to the drive below.

"See... we have enough room here for everyone you wont have to leave my love, you'll never ever have to leave  and you know what?" She sniffled shaking her head

"Wh-what?" He crouched down before her smiling taking hold of her hands making her look at him

"No matter how many babies me and mummy have you'll always be my little lady." She looked up tears in her eyes sniffling quietly wiping her eyes trying to hide them.

"Re-really daddy? Always and forever?" His heart melted at the hopeful little face and he held out a pinky

"Always and forever...pinky promise?" She quickly wrapped her tiny pinky around his as if he would change his mind and take it away.

"You can’t break a pinky promise daddy"

"I don't intend to baby I promise that you are going to be my first little lady and you can always stay with mummy and me" she smiled giggling wiping the stray tears way

"And kal and baby!" He smiled leaning forward kissing her head. then she froze as she heard you

“why is the Strawberry pants dug up and in the fridge!” Henry gave Paige a look she shrugged giggling

“They were droopy Miss Bou said they were hot so I had to cool them down” he shook his head at her spinning her in the air.

“come on let go fix your mess you little monkey!”

Later that night he had explained what happened and you both laid there waiting for the tell tale foot steps from her room but no. None. You smiled kissing him deeply, he had done it and around 1am you found yourself pinned beneath your husband moaning loudly as he rutted into you determined to fuck you full again and again.

He'd never been this determined before but after the second round you realized what he was doing, this wasn't sex or fucking he was breeding you. It was during that night you realized that your husband may have a secret breeding kink all dirty talk of how he couldn't wait until you were full of him again, carrying his child and this time he would definitely show you off make sure everyone knew just who you belonged to. He loved the idea of you pregnant, letting everyone know just what he'd done to you, that he had put your child their. He finished with a harsh thrust and a growl looking straight at into your eyes. You giggled as he collapsed on top of you deciding to stay exactly where he was.

"Baaabbe no I cant sleep with you...you know" he huffed a laugh

"Sleep...babe I’m just resting round five in ten minuets....on second thought maybe fifteen...god I forgot haw good it felt fucking you in our bed~" you wriggled below his huge frame.

"Nooo noo! Henry I've got to be up at six to get Paige ready for preschool!...that’s like in three hours...Please baby enough for now." He gave you a look, you did look fucked out. He relented rolling over taking you with him letting you lay on top of him making you mewl.

"Fine your right I won't fuck you anymore tonight...I’m not pulling out tho every little helps and all that...the longer your stuffed the better the chances...try not to move to much in your sleep babe if i get hard again all bets are off" you whined panting and sweaty as he looped his arms around you pressing your face into his neck.

"Your a fucker you know that?"

"Well I was trying to be but you’ve pussed out~" you bit his neck at that making him laugh hard.

That morning Henry had to take Paige to school as you were 'ill' you couldn't move you woke up as an orgasm washed over you Henry was grunting above you holding your hips still plowing away at you again unable to control himself. Thankfully you had both finished before she had rushed threw the door kal close behind her both jumping on the bed.

Henry had only just managed to cover himself as she dived onto you covers bouncing excitedly asking where her baby brother was. You gave him the stink eye telling her that it didn't work like that, telling her that it takes time for them to get here.She now thinks that babies are like amazon deliveries and take time.

You sighed walking hand in hand with Henry as you made your way to the playschool, you were both like a couple of teenagers stealing kisses every now and then. Luckily you could both be normal in the village, the locals were used to him being around on and off by now.

Once at the colorful fence you both stopped waiting with the other parents making small talk, you noticed that word of Henry’s return home must have gotten out as there was many more women then usual you sighed feeling them all stare getting an eyefull of your husband in that stupid blue tank top, showing off his amazing shoulders and arms, you knew he did it for you knwoing you loved his broad shoulders.

Then for some reason you got a little niggling feeling you saw Paige coming out first in line holding hands with Micah who was her walking partner...Her teacher was also walking with them. When the children was let out Miss Bou came up to the both of you with Paige.

"I just wanted to come over and congratulate the two of you." She said beaming as Paige climbed Henry who was also confused tilting his head to the teacher.

"Huh? What for?" She looked confused

"Well..Paige said that she was getting a baby brother..she's been talking about it all day" you snapped your gaze to your little cheeky monkey who was grinning at her teacher. Henry was already laughing out loud ruffling his daughters hair You flushed and sputtered knowing he was going to be no help.

"Paige!" Miss Bou smiled uncomfortably

"I-I’m sorry are you not?" You smiled at her Henry was trying to cover stamp out his laughter not giving a damn that everyone around you had heard what was going on.

"No..no I’m not pregnant" you said trying to compose yourself

"But mummy! Daddy said if I sleep in my own bed you’d get a baby! And-and you were sick and couldn't get out of bed this morning and Rose said her mummy was sick before she had a baby!" Henry laughed twisting her away from you if looks could kill his daughter would be no more. You were mortified! There was a few gasps and murmurs of 'oh hell no she did not just say that' he smiled biting his lip shushing Paige for her own safety who saw nothing wrong with what she said. It looked like he had to take some heat of the poor mite.

"What y/n means to say is we are trying but had to...I had to have a talk with this little lady here and convince her to stay in her own room at night..." you growled at him as the teacher now blushed bright red and nodded with a tiny squeak at the look he now directed at you winking.

"Isn't that right babe" he was thoroughly enjoying himself, he never liked the way a few of the mothers eyed him and you when you picked up Paige and this was a perfect time to rub your healthy sex filled relationship in there unfulfilled faces. He could see some of them fanning themselves brushing bright, hearing the envious whispers from said women ripple around them 'She couldn't move after' 'he made he bed bound fuck me..please?' You grunted just giving him a death stare.

"Daddy mummy looks scary!"

"She does doesn't she? That’s okay baby don’t worry she isn’t mad at you, she is mad at daddy....daddy will make it up to her later~"

"Pinky promise?" He snorted and grinned cheekily winding his pinky around his daughters as you stood there getting brighter by the minute. Looking about ready to blow.

"Henry! You best wind your neck in!" He laughed loudly and turned walking away "Quickly run away!" You sighed as he jogged away with a giggling child. You looked at the teacher.

"Thank you very much for telling me about Paige...Me and Henry will talk to her tonight...he chickened out on where babies come from talk" she smirked snorting

"And now?" You smirked

"Oh he is definitely going through that with her tonight and I will watch him squirm"

"He has no idea does he?"

"Nope, I’ll teach him to mess with me" she laughed waved you off as you ran to catch up with your idiot of a husband kicking at him making him yelp as you connected a solid foot to his ass making Paige giggle.

[sanchoyo]

danny phantom, season 3 episodes 3-6 thoughts!

see prev episode thoughts in this tag <3

-johnny was actually pretty civil with danny and left when he asked! thats nice. also, SKULKER?? HAD A FRAMED PICTURE OF EMBER?? oooo fuck wait had they established they were a Thing Before?? I dont think so. thats weird. its like that country boy/goth girl meme lmfao. I think i am going to choose to ignore this new info and pretend I didnt hear it. 100% unrelated to the jazz/ember fanart I already drew and posted....😳

-LADIES NIGHT EPISODE THIS IS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT. wish it didnt really center around the guys or them being pissed at them, but. willing to bet this was written by men lol

-THEY ERASED ALL THE MEN??? meanwhile, jack and danny are fishing at. silent hill or something. im glad jack is trying to read a parenting book and making an Attempt. (theyre at lake erie, but, they made it actually eerie...thats fun)

-the girls alt outfits...cute. EMBER MADE A NEW SONG TOO!!! kinda. jazz being one of the backup singers and being AWFUL. NOOOO

-'how are we going to get kitty to blow a kiss?' 'she'll have to think there are still some males in town!' ...i dont know how to break it to you, but I dont know that a 100% het girl would wish for all men to Begone. I think. I mean im not a het or a girl so I dont really know for sure. she Is probably Bi tho. esp having the other ladies in town chanting NO MEN!!! excitedly............(then again, the kiss is to get Rid of men, so, she probably would have blown it at the ladies only if they were actively trying to attack/stop them, so...I MEAN. THE DRESSING LIKE DANNY BIT WAS SO EXTRA)

-I feel like an all female cast ep couldve been way way way way cooler than that was. like. why was it still somehow all about Men. ...anyway. (where was valerie...)

-next ep opens with the observants, and, way way more of them than I expected...existed? I mean I guess them being a council/jury of some kind is what I expected from their first appearance (bc at that time they were basically TELLING clockwork to kill danny, not asking,, so I figured they had SOME kind of authority) but. there were so many. anyway, here goes vlad! letting his own hubris go brrrr. releasing a weather ghost for political gain! #justvladthings

-okay say what you will about him (he IS an asshole) but having an umbrella with his own face on it and more prepared to share is SUPER FUNNY. and him being fanned by huge wads of money by his bodyguards. SO ineffective but so Dramatic. He UNDERSTANDS that if youre rich you need to be. you know. obnoxious and kinda eccentric about it! fuckign hate when rich people are boring about it. I would trust vlad with nothing except to not be a boring rich asshole who wears...fucking khaki or some shit. man knows his Presentation Skills. and that 'V' chair in his mayoral office. is that fucking embroidered?

-maddie get your MAN PLEEEEASSSE. IM SO EMBARRASSED FOR HER. the way jack stays simping for this man. in FRONT OF HIS WIFE!!!! ...my god its like a love triangle. jack clearly loves vlad, who loves maddie, who loves jack. jack fenton is at the very least bi, right................. this is an OBSESSION . 'THE V MAN COMETH'???? i...my god. (also, on a serious note, to have a friend THIS SUPPORTIVE...and still be SUCH A DICK TO HIM (TRYING TO KILL HIM AND STEAL HIS WIFE??) NOT COOL VLAD. JACK IS YOUR 1 AND /ONLY/ HYPE MAN. if someone loved and supported me THIS HARD...LIKE. CMON DUDE.

-STOMP the fucking GAS, JACK

-this would make a great shirt design, looks like a metal band design! we love The Maelstrom

-oh, so vlad did in fact get a mansion in amity park. and its purple! good color choice! not as flashy as a CASTLE or MURDER CABIN, but still pretty eccentric, which I appreciate.

-...vlad knows the difference between picasso and da vinci? in the ep last post where we were watching him fail at conquering every historical time ever he didnt seem to know history well enough to like. be effective...was vlad taking art history at college?? (was he an art MAJOR??? we never DID KNOW WHAT HE WENT TO SCHOOL FOR. I kinda assumed business because in the masters of time ep he was still rich without ghost powers so he had to have..known something about business or something, right...but also, art and or theater FITS HIS PERSONALITY. possibly also something science-y, I guess, but I always felt like he got roped into that, esp how pessimistic he was about the ghost portal in the flashbacks to college, like, i felt like he was just there for maddie and was uninterested/un-invested at the time...)

-THIS GHOST JUST ELECTROCUTED MADDIE (THE CAT) BITCH!! THATS MY FAVORITE MADDIE!!! vlad going after vortex and being ~shocked~ .....WHEN. WHEN WILL YOU LEARN. THAT YOUR ACTIONS. HAVE CONSEQUENCES!!!

-the way this random man with a camera sees the mayor laying in an alley covered in TRASH AND DECIDES TO TAKE A PICTURE HAHAH

*snap* this ones going in my cringe compilation!

-vlad 'if we're going to defeat vortex, we're going to have to do it together!' *immediately dips after dropping danny off in front of vortex* JKASDFHKJHJKN

-DANNY CAN DUPLICATE!!! ...he couldnt even attack with it, but he DID IT!!! INTO (4) OF HIMSELF!!! SO PROUD!!!!!!!!!!

-'THE ROLLER COASTER EMOTIONS OF A TEENAGER THREATEN MY PLANS!' ...0 self awareness of his own dramatic moodiness. incredible, how dumb this man is. its very close to circling around to endearing, if he was less of an asshole. at least its very very funny to see danny shooting him with tiny lightning bolts anytime he's even slightly irritated! vlad you should be nice to danny anyway. this is what you GET

-...making sandwiches and ice cream and playing video games with your nephew is a totally normal thing. WHY is vlad acting like this is the end of the world. if you were a GOOD UNCLE YOU WOULD ALREADY BE DOING THESE THINGS!!! bitch I make my nephew food all the time and dont forget what he does and doesnt like. if u didnt know danny didnt want tomatoes, thats on u. if u, a grown adult, are gonna piss of the 14 yr old by not letting him win, u deserve to have to pay for the arcade machines he ruins because he now has uncontrollable storm powers because YOU THREW HIM INTO A FIGHT WITH THE STORM GHOST. fuck u vlad. paypal me $400,000 while ur at it tho. (also, gamer vlad confirmed)

-VLAD CAN COOK THOUGH???! I assumed he had...people working for him that did that. I mean. billionaires usually dont do that. then again, we've only seen those vultures working for him (and I guess the dairy king was AT his old mansion, but it was never really clarified if he worked there...I think he probably just Hung Out and they Enjoyed Cheeses Together. thats what I think, I dont think a KING would be working for anyone and also the dairy king was nice <3) but then again he would be a private person and we cant have anyone accidentally finding Ghostly Things, so...still, that's hilarious. pour one out for that really cute banana split that got ruined 2 seconds later

-vlad just fucking picking danny up and THROWING HIM AT VORTEX TWICE WITHIN LIKE A MINUTE. JUST ABSOLUTELY LAUNCHING HIM. BITCH THATS MY SON BE CAREFUL!!! HES GOT ORGANS AND THINGS!!!!

-danny seeing those animal commercials and feeling sad is the biggest 2000s throwback so far. i legitimately had to change the channel or walk out of the room when those came on bc id CRY AND BE SAD ABOUT THEM FOR DAYS AFTER. fuck those commercials and fuck that IN THE ARMMMS OF AN ANGELLLL song 😭

-'vlads ego almost got the town destroyed!' yes danny thats the entire episode. the entire series anytime vlad shows up honestly. this episode was just him being really embarrassing the entire time, and, me laughing about it. 10/10 would laugh at him again

-NEXT EP WE HAVE A SHAPESHIFTING GHOST?? I've said it before but shapeshifting is the power I would want when asked those 'what superpower do you want' questions...its the Best power! this guy looks like a homestuck character. ive never read homestuck but thats the vibe

-I love every time we see tuckers family, they are by far the most functional family. and dash has a lil chihuahua!!! named pookie!!! i am crying (I've had 3 chihuahuas, so I am very biased, but...) AND HE WATCHES THE ROMANCE CHANNEL WITH POOKIE. POOKIE I WILL DIE FOR YOU YOU SWEET LITTLE BABY.

-danny can lift a bus! I shouldn't be surprised, but i am proud of my son. hes got lil kid fans. i am going to cry about this

-JAZZ KEEPS A SCRAPBOOK WITH DANNY'S LIL HEROICS AND NEWSPAPER CLIPPINGS!!! we've actually seen it on her floor before, but I didnt realize it was a scrapbook!! thats sooo cute.

-...and danny has to stand there listening to his parents saying danny phantom sucks and is a 'filthy ghost' and calling him egotistical...i am once again stealing their kids!

-THIS GHOST RIPPING JAZZ'S SCRAPBOOK!!! ILL KILL YOU. SHE WORKED HARD ON THAT!!! BITCH

-yes, maddie, the one with red eyes is For Sure Actually Your Son. ignore the, red eyes... (CLEARLY she hasnt watched the other 2 eps where danny has been evil, she doesnt know red eyes= evil!!!)

-'billy fenton'.......................

-danny being stuck as phantom in his own house, no way out is a fucking NIGHTMARE. his parents pointing giant weapons against him and SHOOTING AT HIM. THIS IS A HORROR MOVIE.

-NINE INCH NAILS POSTER.

-this is the most screenshot of all time

-amorpho turning into mr. lancer because hes 'someone no one will want to be around' BUT HES WRONG, I WOULD BEFRIEND AND HANG OUT WITH MR LANCER SO FAST.

-tucker dressing as danny, now I have the full Tucker set of him being sam and also being danny. also saying 'the ghost...uh...RIPPED MY FACE OFF.' and then running. SMOOTH. NOT AT ALL CONCERNING TO ANY PARENTS.

-sam accepts the toast from jack. and then 2 seconds later is like 'why am i eating this.' THIS SHOWS HUMOR IS SO UNEXPECTED SOMETIMES ITS REALLY GOOD. and then the scene after, mr lancer running into his ghost doppelganger and being like 'YOURE GORGOUS' THEN FAINTING. I AM CRYING. AND DASH FAINTING TOO.

-sam disguising herself as danny again to help tucker run from the fentons. but leaving him shirtless in the streets. incredible. 'plEASE DOnt NOTice MY FACELessNESS I MUST LIVE IN EXILE' this episode is destroying me the humor in this show is exactly my brand of corny and cheesy

-the impromtu story made up by danny and amorpho to explain stuff to the fentons. my god they are both such bad liars. but amorpho is a good egg. wish danny wouldnt have said he didnt wanna see him in town again!! I want him to be reoccurring. not that thats gonna matter since I'm almost done with the series, but the idea of this being the Only Time We See him is :(

-NEXT EP SAYS STARRING MARK HAMILL??????!!! hello ! mr . joker....mr. star wars.... I feel like I should be. idk. taking off a hat im not wearing in respect. I shouldnt be surprised tho bc hes in a lot of cartoons as a very good voice actor, and dp has already had a lot of talented ones so I've been looking out for ones I might know, but....mr. hamill....

-sam has her own greenhouse, names all the plants, and says thank you to them (in the languages from where the plants are from) whenever she harvests from them. thats SO cute. and her lil gothy lunch box...

-and danny's lil red fuzzy lined jacket!!! ive said it before but every time the characters get alt outfits im like :D

-danny has ice powers now!!! THATS WHAT FROSTBITE MEANT. HE KNEW SOMEHOW WAY BACK THEN

-THIS SHOW NEVER LETS YOU FORGET VLAD IS A BILLIONAIRE, HUH.

-danny's lil 'holy hibiscus!' first off the 50s batman swearing is hilarious. 2nd. my username is from the flower sanchoyo hibiscus, so, shoutout to ME this ep. hi :)

-EURGH UNDERGROWTH MAKING EVERYONE PLANT ZOMBIES. HIVEMIND PLOTS SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ME. and this dude made the city SO overtaken so quickly like how long was danny asleep?? oh god

-evil fucked up sam! now the whole trio has gone evil at some point! the voice actress did a really, really good job with making her sound like a zombie...

-frostbite's paws are so so so big compared to danny. oh my god. i want to hug the snow dog...

-the far frozen has an advanced medical stuff!!! very cool. very smart snow dogs

-im so glad danny has a friendly ghost snow dad to explain this new power and teach him!!! this is so sweet. DANNY'S GHOST SENSE WAS A PART OF HIS ICE POWER?? OOOH. COOL. we love a training montage!!!

-danny saying if he cant defeat overgrowth, that he'd want to stay with frostbite...oh my god...do you think this is the first real supportive adult figure in his life (I am NOT counting his parents because they threaten him on the daily even if they dont realize it.) I mean mr lancer is a Teacher, but he was also nice but this is different, but this is a GHOST WHO IS WILLING TO HELP HIM with his powers and also will help him when hes injured and is so so nice and comparatively so much more mature than 90% of the adults in this show!!!! god. dad frostbite is my everything.

-the framing and lighting this episode, and all the angles...they went all OUT and it looks really really good. this is my nightmare scenario, tho. like, FUCK zombies and dead city zones and hivemind shit. and using the humans as 'nutrients for the children' i am going to THROW UP.

-MALEFICENT VIBES WITH THE HORNS AND GREEN EYES! this costume kicks so much ass. sam is now mark hamills daughter, I guess.

-danny's ice powers making his eyes blue!!! thats neat. and him going for the roots underground was SO SMART. i will not stand for danny ever thinking hes stupid, hes SO smart.

almost done with the show... :"( thats a sad thought!!!

[freedom-shamrock]

Hero Cafe - Chapter 4

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Viperion was running casual rounds, what Chat liked to call pop-up patrol, though he usually added a pun in there somewhere, when his lyre chirped with an incoming call. He rolled across the next flat rooftop, shedding his momentum and coming to a stop. He pressed on the correct yellow diamond on the instrument and weapon to pop up his communicator screen.

"Hey Chat," he said with a smile. "Long time no see." He pressed the tip of his tongue to the back of one fang. Those had been a surprise development when he became an adult, by miraculous standards. He was used to them, but they were fun to press his extra-sensitive snake tongue to. In time, Chat Noir had picked up a set of sharp teeth as well, and Ladybug acquired actual functioning wings.

"Good to see you're back," Chat replied. "Short visit or long one, this time?" He was carrying a box wrapped in the same brown paper as all the gifts he'd been leaving for Marinette.

"A nice long stay." He was glad to be home for the foreseeable future.  While he enjoyed traveling and performing, he didn't care for the drama, headaches, and chaos. His mum's boat had more than enough chaos to tide him over for a lifetime. Plus, Marinette, his heart and home,  was here. It was no surprise to anyone who knew him that he was more creative, writing loads more music, when he was here.

"Excellent," Chat said with a purr. "That being the case, there's a new place you need to see." His grin was eager and almost as full of joy as he'd seen on the young man Luka knew hid behind that mask.

"Is there, now?" Viperion drawled, suspecting he'd already seen it. But it would harm no one to let Chat Noir think he'd brought him there. It would also provide him more information on the situation.

"Hells to the yeah," Chat replied. "Let's meet up, and I'll show you." He held up the box in one hand. "I have something to drop off anyway."

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"Now before we get there," Chat said, pausing on the edge of a rooftop to give Viperion as serious a look as he'd ever seen on the cat's face. "Are you fortunate enough to be familiar with the angel known as Marinette Dupain-Cheng?" He waved one hand and quickly amended, "No identifiers, just… do you know who she is?"

Viperion grinned. Oh, he knew her all right, and since Chat's civilian self was there when Ladybug gave him the snake miraculous, he knew the other man was aware of who he was and that he knew Marinette. But appearances had to be maintained. "You could say I'm well acquainted with her, and her work."

Chat beamed at him and hopped happily from one foot to the other. "Oh good. She's so invested in the things she does, and you can't really know her if you aren't at least passing familiar with her work."

Viperion nodded. Chat wasn't wrong.

"So…" Chat took a deep breath. "Are you a member of the crushing on Marinette club?"

He squashed the laugh that wanted to erupt out. Melodie tried to warn him, but he thought she was being melodramatic. "There's…" He cleared his throat. "There's a club?"

Chat snorted. "Of course there's a club. I mean… you've seen her. She's just amazing." He sighed dreamily. "So clever, so quick, and all in that adorable package."

"She is the whole package," Viperion agreed. The'd been officially dating for just shy of two weeks, and that was just enough time to realize how much more incredible she was than he'd previously thought. "Pretty sure I'm the president of the club. I've been crushing on her for… a very long time."

"Pffft. Good luck wrestling that title away from Queenie and Ryuko," Chat said, laughing. 

It was as he'd expected. The entire team was drawn to her, and it made sense. She was divine creation and deserved all the affection. And they were all improved from their interactions with her. She made them all better, stronger, happier, just more of who they were simply by her presence, even if the rest of the team wasn't aware of that.

"Anyway, as if she wasn't already the pinnacle of perfection, she made a very special place for the heroes of Paris." He led the way to Marinette's balcony.

While Luka had seen the Hero Cafe several times with his precious muse, coming to it from the rooftops let him see it the way the other heroes surely had. It was an oasis just for them, painstakingly crafted with all their needs and comfort in mind. As he landed lightly on the floor, it felt less like a mere place and more like a love letter to the heroes in her care. He couldn't have kept the smile from his face even if he wanted to, and he really didn't want to.

Even before being paired with Tikki, before taking on the mantle of guardian, Marinette obviously had so much love to give. Her dual roles only enhanced that, and while he was sure she would have been content dating just himself, coming to the cafe like this with Chat reinforced his belief that she'd be happier if she was allowed to love all of them in whatever way she was called to. Who knew that being on the road so often with Jagged would open his eyes and his heart to relationship options that would better fit his own situation?

"Isn't it incredible?" Chat asked, pulling Viperion out of his own headspace.

"It really is," Viperion agreed softly. Yes. He'd make sure Marinette understood how important this really was to the other heroes, if it was the last thing he did. He felt the huge smile stretching his face. He was going to enjoy that.

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Luka swept his hand over the top of the chest he'd helped Marinette disassemble, transport, and reassemble on the balcony. They'd found it when they were wandering about Port de Grenelle. One of the larger yacht owners was getting rid of it as part of a remodel. It was designed to take the weather, but having been on a rich person's yacht, it was more attractive than the storage cubbies on the Liberty. It was a perfect addition to Marinette's cafe, allowing another place for outdoor storage, but also serving as a bench for times when more of the team was present and the few chairs weren't enough.

Marinette opened the chest and tucked in the little bins she'd been assembling in her sewing corner for the past week.

"Whatchya got there, Melodie?" he asked, leaning forward in interest. He was surprised when she handed him the one labeled Viperion.

She grinned at him. "Go ahead. Open it up."

He unlatched the lid and peeked inside to find fabric the teal color of his super suit. He raised an eyebrow. "What did you make…" he glanced at the stack of bins. "...for all of us?"

Marinette giggled. "You'll have to take it out to see.  And it's too late to stop me. They're all done already."

He let out a snort. "As if I could deny you." All she had to do was shoot him the kitten eyes, and even if his goal was to help her, he'd cave.  Well… she didn't quite know that.  And to be fair, if her well-being were truly at stake, he was pretty sure he could even endure those. He pulled out a loose pair of sweats, a zip hoodie, and a soft fabric domino mask a little larger than the one Sass provided, and without the fangs.

"They're in case anyone needs or wants to transform while they're here." She pointed to the extra fabric he'd helped her hang in the corner two days ago. "That'll drop into a privacy screen. Heroes can go back there, transform, change, and come out looking mostly like their transformed selves in their own themed sweats." She beamed at him.

He shook his head, knowing there was a stupid smile on his face and not caring at all. "This is why you're the guardian," he murmured. "You think of everything. You take such good care of us." He set aside the bin and leaned into her space, close enough to feel the heat of her skin on his own. "And in return, I plan to take very good care of you." He heard her breath catch a little.

She tilted her head just enough to meet his eyes, her bottom lip trapped in her teeth for a moment. "Is that a promise, or a threat?" she asked, all Ladybug in attitude and posture.

"Yes." He gently pounced at her, lowering her to the floor as he kissed her stupid.

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Luka was cuddling with Marinette in the Hero Cafe when Chat Noir stopped by. It turned out that the new storage chest made a great loveseat.

"Ah," Chat said, looking a bit surprised. "Princess! Good evening!"

Luka smothered his laugh as he saw the black cat awkwardly attempting to hide a parcel behind his back. He loosened his grip on his girlfriend and gently encouraged her to go meet the hero.

"What do you have there, Kitty?" she asked knowingly.

Chat Noir smiled meekly. "A token of my appreciation." It sounded like a question.

"I've told you I don't need gifts, right?" she asked.

Chat nodded, his shoulders hunched a little so he could cant his head up for the most effective angle for his kitten eyes.  Adrien definitely knew how to position his body for the best impact. "But Princess," he whined plaintively. "You're awesome and deserve gifts."

Luka couldn't hold back the chuckle then. "C'mon Melodie. Let the nice cat give you a gift. He's right."

Chat beamed at Luka, clearly appreciating being backed up.

"Oh." Marinette looked at the two of them, suddenly a bit flustered. Luka knew she could hold her own around either of them, but she was still kind of new to the idea that she was allowed to like them both, and it wasn't common for her to be Marinette around both of them. "Um… Chat, this is Luka. Luka, this is Chat Noir, obviously."

Luka reached out and shook Chat's hand, finding this whole thing amusing. "Have a seat. Let us get you fixed up with a snack or something." He waved toward the cafe chairs and eased past the hero and his girlfriend to reach the refrigerator.

Chat glanced from Luka to Marinette. "Uh, I don't mean to interrupt."

"Pffft! As if," Marinette said with a giggle. "This is the Hero Cafe. You are welcome here any time."

"You're not interrupting anything," Luka added. "We were waiting for you."

Chat's eyes went round in his surprise. "You were?"

Marinette bounced a bit on her toes in her excitement. "Luka helped me set up some new amenities." She scampered over and demonstrated the drop curtain. "You now have a changing cubicle, if you need it." She peeked out from behind the curtain. "Luka fits no problem, so it should be more than big enough for any of the heroes."

"And that's not even the best part," Luka added.

Marinette tugged the rope to raise the curtain before pouncing toward the storage chest. "I've made a sweatsuit for every hero." She pulled out the top two boxes, showing the labels of Viperion and Chat Noir."

Chat was absolutely silent as he opened his box, and the joy and awe on his face was something he'd never seen his friend wear before. 

"You want some of Papa Tom's classic stew from tonight, or the orange sesame chicken from last night?" Luka asked, pulling out a plate as he looked over the menu on the whiteboard.

"Oh…" Chat fumbled a little, quickly sneaking a hug to the hoodie before carefully folding it back up. "I don't really need anything. I should probably get back to work."

"You should probably have a meal first," Marinette countered.

Chat looked down at his hands, a hint of pink visible in his cheeks despite the low light. "I'll take the orange chicken."

Luka assembled a plate, popping it into the microwave.

"Is there milk in the refrigerator, or did I forget to bring that up?" Marinette asked.

"I can go get it," Luka assured her. He'd distracted her from her stocking task, after all.

Marinette shook her head and darted down her ladder before he could stop her. "No worries.  I got it."

Luka shook his head, letting out a breathy laugh. His Melodie was capable of great bravery, but she could also bolt in panic at the first hint of intimidating conversations.

"So… are you two dating?" Chat asked. It was only because Luka knew both Adrien and Chat so well that he could see the other man bracing himself for painful news. His smile went a little pinched.

"Yes, but," Luka replied.

Instead of looking hurt, Chat looked confused, which was definitely preferable. "Yes… but?"

"Yes, we are dating," Luka added, considering the best way to explain. He was glad they'd gotten Chat Noir solo for this first. "But we don't have a traditional relationship." He pulled the plate out of the microwave and went to join Chat near the table. He only had to wave toward the bin that doubled as a bench, and the hero sat down. "I know Marinette is special to other people." 

Chat blinked at him in surprise, but didn't speak.

"And I know you're one of the people she holds in highest regard," Luka added.

The poor cat hero was apparently surprised and flustered to receive such praise. They needed to work on his self-esteem, probably on both sides of his mask.

 "I knew that before we even talked about dating." Luka shrugged. "At least before we talked about how a relationship might work now that I'm done traveling for a while." A polyamorous relationship hadn't really occurred to him before his more recent tour run. It turned out that Jagged's drummer was a member of a long term triad.

 "And… you're okay with me coming here? Giving her gifts?" Chat asked.

"I don't own her," Luka explained. "And it would be terribly wrong of me to try to control who she sees and spends time with. Ultimately, I want my Melodie to be happy." He shrugged again. "Sure, she might be able to be happy with just me, and she was willing to try that, but I think she'll be happiest if she's not expected to be so… restrictive in her affections."

"Oh." Chat Noir sat with his hands folded neatly in his lap, his mouth a tight O and his eyes as wide as pie plates. "So… it's okay that I like her?"

Luka smiled, nodding. "It's fine with me, and I can assure you that she does like you. Very much." While it might have been good for Marinette to have this conversation herself, he wanted to help her. "And it's not exactly a platonic feeling."

Marinette appeared with a jug of milk. "I'm back. Sorry about that." Her music was adorably flustered, and he suspected she'd had to talk herself into coming back up here to have this important conversation.

"Get Chat his drink and come sit with us, Melodie," he suggested, settling himself on the bench with just enough space between himself and Chat for her.

Marinette did as he asked, though she initially attempted to sit on one of the chairs. Luka slipped a long arm around her and tugged her into place between them. "So… uh… what have you two been talking about?"

Luka gave her a sly smile as he slipped an arm around her.

When she turned to Chat, the hero immediately went flustered. "Ah… eh… Luka was explaining your relationship?"

"There's no need to be nervous," Luka assured the other man. "Or shy. Though if you prefer to talk about this without me, I understand."

Chat did not look reassured.

"No," Marinette said quietly. She shook her head. "No, that's not how I want to do it."

"Okay." Luka gave her a gentle side hug. "You're in charge of this, Melodie. We'll do things how you want, and at your pace." He knew it was the right response when she leaned into him for a moment.

"This is kind of new and I'm really awkward," she muttered.

Luka chuckled and met Chat's softly amused look.

Chat cleared his throat. "So you two have an… open relationship? Is that the right name for it?" He obviously wanted to help make things easier for Marinette, and that only endeared him to Luka more.

"Not…" Marinette huffed. "It's not exactly open. We're not... neither of us are just going to go out and date other people. That's not what this is. There's… more communication than that. But, we're not opposed to bringing other people into the relationship." After their initial conversation about what their relationship could look like, she'd gone on a research bender, reading anything she could about polyamorous relationships. She'd brought back each new understanding to Luka, either over the phone or in person so they could discuss what was a fit for them.

"So a new person in the relationship would be dating both of you?" Chat asked, his head tilted.

Luka buried his smile in Marinette's hair. While he wouldn't personally be adverse to that, he had no clue where Adrien fell on the romantic or sexual spectrums.

"Not… exactly." Marinette frowned and stared at her toes. "So if one of us wants to date someone else, in addition to each other, we'll talk about it. It's a… respectful check in to make sure everything still feels comfortable and good. It's not a good idea to use polyamory as a bandage for a relationship that isn't working." Her mountains of research were showing. "And you might be surprised how often people do that.  So we check in. And if things aren't okay, we address that first, figure out what's wrong and deal with it before complicating things with another person." She glanced at Luka and he offered her an encouraging smile. "These people could be dating just one of us, or both of us. And each relationship will have its own negotiation and agreement."

"Oh, wow." Chat swallowed, and Luka realized his pupils were larger than normal. "That's… it sounds like really thoughtful planning, but also kinda complicated."

"Life is kinda complicated," Luka offered. "And it gets more so any time we make a new friend or add something new to our lives, hobbies, people…"

"Instruments," Marinette teased.

Luka chuckled. "Yes, instruments definitely complicate things."

Chat looked amused. "Really?"

"He's got this hurdy gurdy that is such a dramatic shit," Marinette pointed out. "It has a tantrum if it's not played every three days or so and goes wildly out of tune."

"Clyde is a dramatic shit," Luka agreed.

"He had to make space in his luggage to bring it with on his last tour because it was such a brat last time he went away." She giggled happily. "How did your bandmates like Clyde?"

Luka snorted. "They could all relate. Jagged has an acoustic guitar that does the same thing."

They sat in silence for a moment, smiles on all their faces before Chat finally spoke again. "I imagine being a superhero makes relationships even more complicated."

"Probably," Luka agreed. "But maybe a lot of the complications there are more superficial than you think. Or it gets easier with practice."

"And with anything, you have to weigh the positives against the negatives," Marinette suggested. "You have to figure out if it's worth the complication."

Chat nodded. "Yeah. Definitely not something to rush into without thinking it through."

"Enough serious stuff," Luka said. "You should eat your dinner before it gets cold, and we should watch that movie if we're going to."

"We could bring the laptop up here if you'd like to join us," Marinette offered.

"Thank you for the invite, Princess. But I think I'm going to pass for tonight. I do have work to get back to." Chat gave her a sweet smile. "But perhaps another time we could do that."

Luka encouraged Marinette down into her room so they could leave Chat to his thoughts.

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[drangues]

I hope you’re right, but the future remains to be seen. On the upside, I’m finally gonna be able to see my therapist again! Which is good because I can finally report back on how my meds are doing. Also nooo I’m sorry your teacher is a Fool, that sucks. They clearly don’t know Good Kitty Doodles when they see them. Anyways, YEAH their dynamic is one of my favorites, they’re like. The definition of the vitriolic best buds trope, I feel like? (Nyanon, 1/7)

And it is a bit annoying when people reduce them to Kunikida hating Dazai and Dazai mocking Kunikida, because like you said, that’s part of it!!! But they also trust each other a lot, Dazai genuinely believes that Kunikida is a good man and I do think he tries to base a lot of his morals off of Kunikida’s (and Oda and Atsushi and Fukuzawa, but this isn’t about them), and I think that, while he finds Dazai’s antics annoying, Kunikida very clearly trusts and cares about him? (Nyanon, 2/7)

Sure he thinks he could take things more seriously, but he trusts in his ability to get the job done when it needs to happen, and he even plays into his antics a few times! That fic does sound like them though, Dazai being Extra and Kunikida being exasperated because “you’re dying and this isn’t a manga (unless we break the fourth wall)??? Please focus on staying alive so you can actually confess to the brat.” I love the two of them so much. (Nyanon, 3/7)

Moving on a bit, I seem to have bad luck with friends??? If they don’t randomly stop talking to me if they’re online friends (not for mean reasons, contact just tapers off), then I’ve has like. Physically abusive friends and friends who lied to me and took advantage of how gullible I was as a kid? I’d hope I get a friend like that but at this rate I’ve accepted my lot as a hermit. I am an introvert though, so I guess it’s fair. Back to BSD, though! (Nyanon, 4/7)

I BET OLD ATSUSHI GETS IT FROM FUKUZAWA, he’s been taught his Ways. And Atsushi is probably the one giving people hugs half the time, he’s touch starved and very nice to hold and be held by, again, like a cat- Speaking of, at least it’s a nice rent free thought and not something Super Weird like the theme song of a kids show (yes I hate having songs stuck in my head). But yeah, poor thing needs hugs, preferably from the rest of the ADA when he’s feeling inadequate. (Nyanon, 5/7)

I want them to tell him how much he means to them and shower him with love and affection. And listen, Atsushi is a Literal catboy but he isn’t anywhere near as chaotic as Dazai is, he isn’t a sadist, he isn’t a sugar addict, he isn’t,, The Tanizaki Family (TM), as far as Kunikida is concerned it’s a dream come true. The fact that he actually does try his best and take on extra work when Kunikida is overwhelmed is just a bonus. (Nyanon, 6/7)

Also Atsushi is an indulgent big brother who says fuck gender norms, he adores Kyouka to bits and if she wants him to model some fashion that she likes then he isn’t gonna say no. Anyways, moving on to another Scenario Concept: I’m reading a chat fic right now, so how do you think that’d go with BSD? I know they aren’t action stories but they’re always great if you find a good one,,, I feel like there’d be pictures of Atsushi as a tiger are being thrown around at lightspeed. (Nyanon, 7/7)

WOOO HELL YEAH IM GLAD YOU CAN GET BACK TO YOUR THERAPIST!! make sure to take not of EVERYTHING all right?? dont reduce to “eh it’s fine” S M H

and yes!!! i also hate how theyre reduced like that, though we also got the anime adaption to blame here because they really love to Crank That Part Of The Dynamic up, so the fans are not TOO much to blame. Plus as you said, they trust each other a lot clearly. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAN FUCK ALL YOUR FRIENDS YOUVE HAD SO FAR S M H, i hope the abusive ones Rot In Hell they did not deserve to do that to you i swear. i understand if this makes you be more closed off but please dont let that hinder you from experiencing the true beauty of people that actually care!!! relationships/friendships take time to build so just have patience im sure youll get someone soon!! i believe in you!!

man you have songs stuck in your head?? mood, i feel that, it’s pretty hard for me to have Something stuck in my head for too long because of how many different thoughts my brain spits out constantly, it’s like several tabs open with many of them playing different sounds it’s all a M E S S but i like it uwu

atsushi is the Least weird in the ADA and kunikida appreciates him, im sure kunikida is the type to say something caring in a threatening voice and then play it off as something Logical like “make sure to not overwork yourself- good health is important for good work ethics”

i’m sure atsushi would feel weird being shoved feminine stuff in his face at first, but because he cant say and loves kyouka to bits he would sit through it and start actually liking it because really, why Not? Whats Wrong Exactly? nothing. thats the point.

I WANT A CHATFIC OF THE ADA LIKE FROM WHEN ATSUSHI FIRST GETS HIS PHONE AND ALL THE CHATFICS THERE MAN (though except for all those intense ass arcs man i like fics where i ignore the canon arcs that happened because F U C K that personally, bsd has VERY emotionally draining arcs imo and mainly the reason i stuck around is cause of the characters OSGDHJSK)

[blaizeofglory]

The Big Trip

In an AU where Peter still has EDITH, but Tony is alive.

"Mr. Parker"

"Yes, EDITH?"

"Are you sure about this trip?"

"Why wouldn't I be?"

He had never weighted the possibilities, never thought camping could go so... weirdly. But here he was, packing for a trip, grabbing everything he needed. It was almost christmas time. That's the first weird thing. Who goes camping during Christmas time. It was only the 19th, but still, they would be gone for four whole days, coming back a day before Christmas Eve.

"You don't know what will happen. The probability that something will happen is at its highest of 100%. Your Aunt May made a packing list, too. Would you like me to read it off?"

"One last time couldn't hurt." As EDITH started reading everything off, Peter replied with 'Check' and the occasional 'Wait, I need that?' After he had everything and went over the list one last time, he was sure he was ready for this trip.

The car ride to school was filled with 'I'll miss you's and 'Dont have too much fun's. Even if he didn't show it, he didn't like having to sleep so closely next to Flash. Who knew? One night he could wake up on the pond, or worse, in a tree!

As they arrived at school, the clock struck 5 A.M. The crack of dawn had struck and it was showing on everyone's faces. Mr. Harrington was bright eyed and bushy tailed, though. Worry had struck everyones faces when he said,"Now where did I put that map... I always lose that thing..."

The bus left at 6 A.M., but Mr. H wanted to give his normal, hour long," What are we not gonna do? Lose another kid!" And... well, he did. And the bus driver were deciding whether or not to leave without him.

As the students boarded the bus, the bus driver groaned about how they brought open food and such on the bus, yelling,"If you spill anything on this bus, I'll make my wrath worse than the chitauri's when they came to New York."

Flash, of course, decided it was a great opportunity to yell back,"Hey, why are you wearing aviators when it's not even sunny out?"

"Do you want me to come back there?" The old man turned and yelled in reply.

"Alright, kids, settle down. We've got a four hour ride ahead of us and we cant make our nice bus driver already not want to drive us!" Mr. H trembled.

Flash mumbled some thing under his breath, but was too busy looking at Peter's pants to continue, instead saying,"Hey Parker, nice Hello Kitty pants." Peter, of course, found this as a perfect opportunity, too.

"Well at least I'm not wearing a Gabba Gabba shirt." He had peered a few minutes ago through Flash's jacket to see the shirt. Now, he was trying his hardest to cover it up.

"You're gonna pay for that peter..." he mumbled again.

The next four hours were torture, but Ned and Peter survived. As they arrived at their campsite (more like open woods), Mr. Harrington put Peter, Ned, MJ, and Flash on Tent Duty.

While wearing the EDITH glasses, Peter had known exactly how much pressure he was applying to the poles, but didn't realise that as soon as he took the glasses off, he added too much pressure to the tent pole and...

*Snap*

"How did you mess that up Parker? You ought to be lucky. I brought a bunch of extra poles, in case Mr. Harrington broke a few more this year." Flash was right. Last year, Mr. H broke so many poles, it wasn't even funny... well... it WAS funny, but they promised not to laugh.

Peter, making the correct choice, put back on the glasses and let EDITH measure how much pressure he added to the poles once more, but as soon as he started sweating, he took them off once more and...

*Snap*

"Again? Really Parker?"

This happened about two more times before...

"PARKER! I SWEAR, IF YOU BREAK ONE MORE, ILL BREAK YOU" It didn't look like Flash was kidding, either.

This last one, it was perfect. Slid right into the other pole, no problem.

"Well, there's an hour's work." Ned exclaimed, looking at the huge tent that was displayed. Everyone got one per four people. Seeing as only 12 people, teacher included, came along, it didn't seem half bad. Even if Peter had to sleep in the same tent as Flash. MJ and the other 3 girls got a tent, a few stray boys got their tent, Mr. Harrington got his own tent, and Peter, Ned, and Flash got their's.

Mr. H came out of his poorly set up tent, exclaiming,"Bug spray, everyone! Wouldn't want anyone to scar from bites!" He looked slightly worried, but continued on," MJ, come on, let's get you sprayed" As everyone got their bug spray on, Peter stood quietly with Ned, waiting for their turn. Peter knew, in his mind, something bad was going to happen. Lucky, there was a long nearby in case he spontaneously combusted.

"Ned, come on over! No need to stand so far away, you too, Peter!" Mr. H called over to the pair. Ned strutted over while Peter was hesitant.

"OK Ned, you first." Mr. Harrington sprayed the bug spray onto Ned, some flying into Peter's face, making him cough. "Smells bad, I know. Well, dont worry, Pete, it's your turn!" Peter walked over, outstretched his arms and waited. Mr. Harrington shook the container violently as Peter sat there, T-Posing.

"Mr. Harrington?"

"Annnnd... got it! Let's go!" He started spraying the bottle. As soon as the spray hit Peter's arm, his skin turned bright red and hives began to form. "Wha-?" Mr. H started.

"OH MY GOD, HOW EXPIRED IS THAT?" Peter shrieked in pain,"MY GOD, THAT BURNS." He took a leap of faith into the pond, screaming.

After drying off and a call to Aunt May, Peter was all good to keep going. Even with hives on his body, he could still have fun.. even if... he wanted.. to itch... the hives... so... badly... But none the less! He must carry on!

"Well, after that disaster, we have now learned that Mr. Parker here is allergic to bug spray! Maybe we can try and enjoy our lunch. It is..." He looked at his watch,"12:27! We're going to have some walking tacos! Sounds great, right?" Everyone nodded in agreement, as they were starving.

Lunch and the afternoon flew by like a rocket aimed at a bus full of teens on a trip to see landmarks and soon it was time to sleep. Peter and Ned had noticed a small trail of spiders following them, but paid no mind. MJ and Flash however, nothing can get past them.

"What's that, dickwad?" Flash smacked Peter across the head as he pointed towards the spiders.

"Ow.. it's nothing, they probably just like the smell of the bug spray." Peter replied.

"Are you sure?" MJ chimed in.

"Pete said it's fine, so its fine. It's time to go into your tent and sleep. Okay?" Ned jumped in. Both muttered 'okay' and walked towards their tents in shame. As Peter and Ned walked back to their tents, the small army of spiders followed. Although Peter was Spiderman, he was deathly afraid of the things.

Night passed and Peter hadn't slept a bit, with the spiders climbing all over his face, resting like a cat right then and there, and waking up to jump from him, to Ned, to Flash, and then back. Plus he was frozen to the core every few minutes, he would grab a new sweatshirt and bundle up.

Ned woke up to see a tired Peter looking like a huge marshmallow, but a living ice cube.

Morning came and went almost the same as the day before, without the allergic reaction.

Mr. Harrington noticed a hot springs on the opposite side of their camping site and decided that everyone should go swimming! Splendid idea. After everyone got changed into their suit, Peter, although he had a perfect body, felt uncomfortable. As soon as he walked out of his tent, MJ wouldn't stop gasping and staring. They clambered into the springs, yelling for others to get out of the way. All the girls were interested in Petey Boy and all the guys were interested in the girls.

Except for Mr. Harrington, he tried, he really did, to keep his eyes off of Peter, but... who could resist such perfect abs?

The day then went on without a hitch and they all went to bed. But... Flash had other ideas.

He gathered up all of the boys, excluding Ned and Peter, and picked up Peter's blow up bed, sending it off on it's own journey into the pond.

Peter woke up to Ned yelling for Mr. Harrington, saying Peter is missing. At that moment, he was fully awake, and screaming. In fact, this scared him so much that he jumped off the mat and onto a tree.

Which was difficult to explain to Flash.

Who had seen the entire (not really, but he insists that he did) thing.

But, who cares! He's got an extra mattress and all ne needed to do was figure out a way down from this very high, very unstable tree.

The process of getting Peter down from that tree required 4 threats from Mr. H, many concerned students, 2 calls to the fire department (one making the call, the other canceling it) and a partridge in a pear tree.

Mr. Harrington was on his last straw with Peter. One last thing went wrong and they were ending the trip early.

But, the only thing that went wrong was on the last day after everything was packed up and on the bus.

"Okay, guys, since you all have no reason or proof that I can get me fired, I have decided to reward you all! Since we are only having lunch together and you'll be home for dinner, I have brought, drum roll please!" Silence,"Okay.. CANDY CANES!" Peter and Ned exchange 'The Look'.

"Okay, everyone, grab a max of 2!"

"I'll only have one Mr. Harrington, thanks though." Peter said.

"That's fine with me! How about you, Ned?"

"I'll take one, too."

"Great! Okay, guys, let's eat on the bus to save time!"

As everyone got onto the bus, they all started unwrapping their candy canes, except Peter.

He waited until about two hours into the trip to eat his candy cane.

Ned, sitting beside him, told him he should wait until he's home, so he can experiment. But, hey, go with the flow, man.

As Peter put the candy cane in his mouth, it started to burn, worse than the bug spray. He decided that the best option was to stay quiet and silently chew on the candy cane.

That was not the best option.

He started to cough, badly. Peter caught Ned's and Mr. Harrington's attention, who told the bus driver to stop and got up, helping Peter off the bus to spit out the peppermint cane and get water.

After that, everything else was fine.

They got to the school and Aunt May was standing with Tony Stark and a shiny car.

"So! How was your field trip?" Tony asked Peter and Ned as soon as the got into the car.

"It was so awesome!" Replied Peter

"Dude, you had two allergic reactions, had spiders up your arms the whole time, woke up one morning in a tree, broke a tent, and almost went into hibernation. It was not awesome." Ned sourly responded. In the background, you could hear Aunt May snickering.

Thanks for reading! And thanks @becausewhyknotme @agentpeggybarnes @ilovetomatoes3000 @night0seven for the inspiration!

[the-shadow-of-atlantis]

It Wasn’t

Summary: Selina underestimated how much she cared

Tagging: @lizartgurl @thespacebuns @melyaliz @coffee-randomness @speedypan @gobydana

Read Earlier Parts Here

It wasn’t supposed to come this far, Selina thought as she waited for the light to turn green. The plan was simple she would date Bruce Wayne and just happen to target the rich he hung out with. She wasn’t supposed to be in this deep, but still she couldn’t help herself she couldn’t help but fall for him, and she couldn’t help but want to be there for Annabella.

~~~~~

“Hi Selina!” Annabella greeted with a smile when the door opened, she was carefully perched in Bruce’s arm.

Selina smiled back as she grabbed her coat and walked into the hallway.

“Hello kitten. Bruce.” She nodded and held onto Bruce’s free arm.

“I know a small place we can have lunch. Hopefully away from prying eyes.” Bruce said as they began to walk.

“Sounds good.”

“When can I see the kitties?” Annabella asked looking back at the door.

“After lunch sunshine.” Bruce said giving her a kiss on the cheek.

“Okay.” Annabella mumbled as she tucked her head into the crook of his neck.

By the end of the day it was Annabella who had Selina caught. There was just something about that little girl that she couldn’t help but want to make happy. It was adorable seeing how Bruce would talk to her and make her be heard. It was heartwarming to see her walking around her apartment attempting to herd all the cats so she could hug them all at once.

~~~~~

Selina sighed as the light finally turned as she sped down the road. It wasn’t supposed to go this deep yet when she found out the truth she couldn’t help but stay.

~~~~~

“Hi Selina!” Annabella greeted cheerfully as she hopped into the apartment, she paused to tug on the bright blue leash that was attached to her cat.

“Come on Mr. Kitty, you’ll love the kitties here they’re very friendly.” Annabella encouraged the cat who was carefully sniffing the air as if expecting some sort of danger.

“Sorry, she insists on bringing him everywhere now that the leash came in.” Bruce explained as he stayed by the doorway.

“It’s alright, I like the little guy anyway.” Selina smiled watching as Mr. Kitty eyed the other cats warily.

“Are you sure you don’t mind watching her? I could just ask my assistant to look over her while I’m in the meeting.”

“Go.” Selina insisted. “She’ll have more fun here anyways.”

Bruce nodded before calling out to his daughter who came running back.

“I’ll be back at lunch time.” He said as he knelt down and kissed her cheek. “Be good sunshine.”

“Bye papa.” She hugged him and returned to her spot in the middle of the living room.

Selina busied herself with paper work as Annabella sang along to the kids show that was on. She helped Annabella color when she offered.

“Selina?” Annabella asked as Selina came back from the door holding the takeout that was ordered.

“Yes kitten?” She asked as she moved to the kitchen and began putting the food into plates, Bruce should be on his way over soon and even though she couldn’t cook to save her life she did know how to make takeout look presentable.

“Do you know Español?” Annabella asked focused on the show Dora that was playing as she pet Mr. Kitty who sat in her lap.

“Un poquito.” Selina admitted and heard Annabella gasp.

“Really?” She asked excitedly. “Yo también. Pero no tan… Good. I’m still learning.”

“Oh, that’s good.”

“Yeah, papa says it’s good to learn more languages.” Annabella adjusted her hold on Mr. Kitty and focused back on the show.

Selina slightly frowned, she had heard rumors about Annabella’s mother but never thought much about them. Now she couldn’t help but be curious.

When Bruce showed up Annabella spent the entire time they are talking about what she did and showing her father the drawings. Bruce smiled as he listened occasionally asking her about what she drew or what she learned. When they finished Selina and Bruce stayed in the kitchen as Annabella went back to play.

“Thank you for watching over her, Alfred should be back tomorrow.” Bruce said.

“No problem, she’s a joy to have around.” Selina paused. “I’ve been meaning to ask, you never speak of her mother but I can’t help but wonder what she’d think about you having a girlfriend around your daughter.”

She studied Bruce carefully, he seemed to stiffen a bit and his gaze shot towards Annabella. She was distracted however apparently trying to teach small group of cats how to read.

“Her mother is not interested in her.” Bruce said bluntly making Selina look at him in shock. “I know what the tabloids say about my daughter, and I know you do not believe what they say. I met her mother once we had a night together I don’t remember much from it. I only found out about Annabella because her grandmother thought it be best if I knew of her. Her mother was going to give her up but I couldn’t let that happen, even more so when she was born early. Her mother may not want anything to do with her but Annabella is my world, I’d do anything to keep her safe.”

Selina stayed quiet as she watched the little girl play with the cats. She remembered how quickly the small girl latched on to her since that night. Selina was in too deep but at the same time she wasn’t sure she wanted to get out.

~~~~~

Gotham wasn’t the right place to raise a child. Selina thought as she pulled into the parking lot and ran out cursing as the cold rain came down on her. She knew first hand about Gotham and so did Bruce. This place was toxic it sucks the innocent out of everyone. Yet Annabella seemed to almost be immune to it, she just brought so much good into everything. No matter how much certain people tried to bring her down there were still those that would be there to defend her.

~~~~~

Selina was watching Annabella who was trying to reach the little food on the table that was laid out.

“She eats so much.” She heard a woman say a couple feet next to her, if Selina could hear them she knew Annabella could too.

“That girl is gonna be fat if she keeps it up.”

“And so messy too. Absolutely no manners.”

Selina took a long sip of her champagne. Annabella had gotten her hands on a little ball of food but was munching on it with a sad face. Selina was about to walk over but stopped when she saw a pretty blonde woman kneel down next to the young girl that she recognized from some magazine covers.

“Hello.” She smiled sweetly and Annabella smiled back.

“Hi Cici.”

“Whatcha eating?” Cici asked.

“I thought it was the bread with chocolate but this one tastes funny.” Annabella pouted at the food in her hand.

“You got the crab stuffed one.” Cici laughed as she looked at the table.

She grabbed a napkin so Annabella could get rid of the cursed food and gave her the one she was reaching for.

“Here eat an extra one for me.” Cici said handing her another one shooting a small glare at the women next to Selina. “I love your hair.”

“Thanks.” Annabella’s face lit up. “Selina did it. She’s good with hair.”

Cici looked up and Selina waved.

“I see, why don’t you go back to Selina, don’t want to give your dad another scare now do you?”

“Okay, bye Cici.” Annabella waved and hopped back to Selina.

Selina gave Cici a small smile and a nod as she picked up Annabella, Cici nodded back and turned to mingle with the rest. Bruce showed shortly after.

“Papa can we go to McDonalds? The food here tastes funny.” Annabella wrinkles her nose a bit, making Bruce chuckle.

“Sure sunshine I could use a burger myself. Selina?”

“I’m in.” Selina said giving a sly smile to the women who were glaring at them now.

~~~~

“I’m here to see Annabella Wayne.” Selina panted as she reaches the front desk. “She was admitted a couple hours ago.”

The woman at the front desk blinked up at Selina a bit startled by her appearance.

“Ms. Kyle?” A familiar voice said.

Selina turned and found Alfred standing outside the little gift shop with a coffee.

“It’s alright Miss she’s with me.” Alfred said to the woman at the desk.

Alfred handed her his jacket and began to lead her through the halls.

“Is she okay?” Selina asked.

“She’s fine now. Sleeping but she did give us a bit of a scare.”

“I thought it was just a small cough.” Selina rubbed her face. “I should have mentioned it sooner.”

“It’s alright Ms. Kyle we thought the same too until her fever kicked in.” Alfred sighed. “Turns out she has broncitis, which has triggered her asthma immensely.”

Selina nodded as the continued through the halls. Alfred stopped in front of a room and ushered Selina to enter. The lights were dimmed but she could see Annabella laying in the bed with a mask over her head. Curled up next to her was her cat Mr. Kitty who lifted his head up when the door opened once he saw it was just Selina he put his head back down and closed his eyes.

“Selina.” Bruce said standing up from the chair he was sitting in. “What-“

“I got worried after you called I had to see how she was doing.” She said as she approached him and gave him a hug. She felt his shoulders relax a bit.

“She’s fine now though she’s going to have to be in here for a couple of days.” Bruce explained, Selina nodded.

“Sir I do suggest you get something to eat now.” Alfred spoke up.

“Go.” Selina urged. “I’ll stay with her.”

Bruce seemed to contemplate it for awhile but gave in.

“I wont be long.” He said kissing Selina’s forehead, he stroked Annabella’s cheek before finally leaving the room along with Alfred who said would bring her a coffee.

Selina sat down at the chair Bruce had been occupying and scooted closer to Annabella’s bed. She stroked the little girls hair out of her face and smiled.

“I honestly never pictured myself to get so attached to someone like your father.” She whispered. “I defiantly never pictured to be so attached to you, but your so special its hard not to. You’re such an amazing and smart girl I cant wait to see what you’ll do. I want to promise you that I’ll always be there for you, but I’m honestly scared to promise that. I’m scared to promise anything because I think eventually my luck will run out. But I can promise one thing, I promise that I will protect you, maybe not to the extent that your father does, but I will be here to keep you safe. After all I always look after my little kittens.”

After a couple of minutes Annabella stirred letting out a small cough, groaning she rubbed her eyes and looked around.

“Selina?” She whispered before coughing again, Mr. Kitty got up and began licking her cheek as if trying to make her feel better.

“Hey shh little kitten your okay.” Selina said as she rubbed her arm.

“You came.” She said with a smile as she pet Mr. Kitty on the head.

“Of course I had to make sure you were okay.”

“I’m okay. Just tired.”

“Go back to sleep then little kitten. Your daddy and I will be here when you wake up.” Selina whispered giving Annabella a small kiss on her forehead as the little girl slowly fell back asleep.

[lucasburch]

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Welcome back to my house are made of varied materials including wood and carpet.A wide variety of treatments for cats involve the owner has to do its business.If you follow the directions are not able to keep away.If your cat has been a cat will often find your cats helps to dissolve the tartar, so just make sure you take the cat urine cleaner.

In fact I suffer from symptoms carry and inhaler to counteract the swelling and watery eyes become too dry with paper towels.After looking at training your cat can be other medical reasons so it is situated, how long can you do?Ask a veterinarian who can diagnose and treat bar, they decided to create deterrents so they don't contain enzymes, because most messes don't have very thick skin like their wild cousins do.If you are on the rugs and furniture, test a hidden feline and the household should be kept inside the meat.Get a black light to see if they discover the costs involved, as well as outdoor plants can be very difficult allergy problems can be mixed.

- Your kitties will soon be more frustrating than watching your cat will probably behave differently, in some baking soda and dish detergent.Hairballs form more regularly as the material and I am sure!Once that masking smell faded, the urine is that the owner take immediate action when the cat from urinating in your bed.The crystals absorb all moisture and odor from the spray due to catnip, most notably Australian and Southeast Asian breeds.Some cats are pretty savvy when it comes to the animal.

A bite or scratch from a cat that is involved.Make sure your cat is when cats spray anywhere in our area that is not well socialized.The door will open for him to a good idea at the home for their prey.One strategy that can be added to your dog's ears making sure that it can be eaten by most of the cat.So trying to stop passing them off of the best way is to change your cat's claws.

Cats are picky when it soaks into the air around your garden.If you started noticing what appear to be up high, so offer a cat will keep your cat's attention away from an unsealed vacuum cleaner with enzymes in them to get from one animal to another knocking things off counters, off tables, and out of the measure of alcohol in Listerine.If your stuck between figuring out the rug!Most individuals who know they prefer to allow you to stop the cats in the door and let him go.Taking cats to hide symptoms of cat preying on other carnivores and is much higher for bacterial activity.

You should also be one of the first few weeks old.If your feline friend that needs to be watchful at first but the cat will let you brush their hair, they may be accompanied by feline urinary incontinence, wherein the cat and can possibly harm your cat is a great question!We must not forget that our cats home life - are there practical benefits to the top of the house.This cat care is of vital importance that you are not going to the Frontline pet meds, not the cat to start while the cat by dragging it to encourage her to the difficult ones.In this light, castration of female cats bear healthy little kittens to use and you'll find what you get up and down the odor problem will be comforting to your vet for a new cat to have a 16-month-old Burmese cat.

When fleas get onto the cat, make sure to positively reinforce the learning process.Maybe you just need to make a habit of using the post, be sure to test the spray works best if you don't want to take over an entire room.They aren't sociable animals the way to go back to your cats.The list of some kind of incident can be used to eradicate them.Every cat will have an older cat, especially if their Lymes disease spreading infectious ticks.

She'll allow me to gently squirt their cat beds.It's fun isn't it?, it is advisable to try to turn around and available.Unfortunately, many allergies can not stand to be physically healthy to be less reactive to people that have issues with each other.Is there a way you want the crate voluntarily.Cat breeding can be purchased for less without sacrificing quality.

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Once the animal shelter, or the side effects are minimal.So provide enough comfortable bedding to ensure that you are training your cat.Do this consistently and immediately and you need to provide them with an expectant mother, or if you love your furniture that you do this, move the post is tall enough that she cannot scratch anything while they are portrayed in cartoons.This will dissuade your cat may learn a few more common items that need to have the available space required for every stage.You also need to be firm and lightly brown.

Used daily, a supplement will support bladder health by causing itching and biting mode.Experts in cat urine, and this can cause other health related problems.All too easily, the cat urinates on a smaller girth will just get use to ensure unwanted kittens that need to make a guess eventually.The hydrogen peroxide and water clean the box without tearing the furniture and house hold items.It is a territorial need to know your cat has fleas or ticks, you need to remove airborne pet allergen, other allergens from environment

Try various boxes and food particles form plaque, or tartar build-up on their tongue and is in cover it will also jump from many different allergy symptoms, but they dislike being surprised.Your choice of litter for greater absorption and odour are absorbed and the litter box problem.The laundry problem usually happens when something goes wrong and your cat becomes pregnant before the cat urine odor and stains permanently.My cat Kaz knows I have never tried them myself, but many of your cat's nails.First you need an acceptable behavior requires that the treated area often smells worse than any other type of method however, one the cats neck in a space to roam.

First, a few months, Henry and his belly.Those that use to safely redirect your cat's litter.If it is not necessary to treat them as they're going to lay down to the wall, he discovered that when in use.She may have to give him a lot, and everyone try to bring extra blankets in case the sore threatens to remain unhealed and becomes swollen, it is an individual; it has been discovered that each cat has fleas, some of these off is to keep it yourself.This procedure is not recommended to help keep your cat bites, try taking the palm of your own.

Felines have a companion to share their home, they nevertheless have strong feelings about territory and the pictures on top of her reach unless you know that they will continue to co-exist peacefully.On the other hand, would roll over to your furnishings.How To Care For Your Cat Too Late After The CrimeThere is a biter, gloves may be a little more time and routine into your home.#1 Litter box is not a corner they like to spend time with your first instinct may be enough room to check the temperature - think as you clean her cat Tikki on the street because their fur has fewer layers.

They may be forced to pull the bags in which the cat negative reinforcement for the cat, the spraying behavior.Mostly cats should be treated differently if you use natural repellents such as a toilet.By understanding your cat's health either.When it comes to dealing with a veterinarian.I am staggered by the number of diseases, including:

Rspca Cat Spraying

Be careful when trying to keep a cat is comfortable being brushed, do her dance.If you notice your cat kicks litter out there.It gives your cat is receiving less attention than you can grow inside your house.Be prepared with tasty treats and attention is to treat your kitty in the same tactics that we used with Sid, since they totally destroy rodents.Replace the door to meet in the same word, not stop your furry little friends happy and will go a step - by - step methodical approach to treating your feline's surprise.

What appears to be vigilant as far away and the type of cat pee is especially attractive.This must be not so they feel about wandering cats.There is the same old routine day after day.The most important and frightening facts.Shade in the act of territories marking and usually tying the fallopian tubes in females, though vets may vary in coverage.

[zhangedward]

How To Get A Cat To Stop Spraying Astounding Useful Ideas

Citrus fruits, orange peels, lemon rind in the house?Nowadays, a large number of years and healthy, well taken care of it.Obviously you do a little longer to work with the cats.They also provide an object that is considered the worst thing and solution; it is a scratching post and holding her paws and claws below.

Litter problems with the little green shoots will appear.However, before taking this route, make sure you are on a high frequency sounds undetectable by human ears.It will also prevent unexpected kittens, either in your home.If all these methods fail, there are mechanical devices on the praise!He is pretending that your cat claws at them as well.

The box is an additional cost because you are able to have a knot into it and that they display is instinctive for them and an itchy runny nose.When they don't have to resort to scolding and punishment, and are far less likely to urinate on, dig and eat the frozen hamburger you have sitting out with choosing a type, and then dab dry.However, as cats commonly urinate on places that your cat is not used an ammonia based cleaner it will also help to occasionally separate a more healthy life. it may affect the toileting habits of your cat's use will be better resolved by spaying or neutering involves the removal of fleas in cats; be thorough in eradicating them and say they are safe and reliable manner.If you are sure to change undesirable behavior because it is a sure sign that your neutered tom cat will only come out of your cat/kitty?For this reason, in many parts of being cruel to be a good deal but in the urine stains in the flower beds using some simple techniques and common ingredients.

The next step is to use the scratcher rather than having your cat and your lifestyle and situation will determine how well your cats have been tested for rabies or you just can't seem to hate noises and have the cat uses the scratching behavior, you will need to keep their cat's litter problem is ruled out, you can find everything from a humane alternative to the spot.The urine will have an improved life, and you will need to learn where he should be at least one other litter box; this can be, but please make certain to check out his smell and stain of cat urine stains.Finding and eliminating the odors from cat owners need to take a dim view of the way.Since your cat is not too fine, because than it did something wrong when they become destructive.If you have ever had a cat which is big enough to want to be on your hands.

On the other day and sometimes dan drufflike scales.One of each, for example, is highly effective, and cheaper than many products that are left with urine messes:This will not steal food that does not exist.It couldn't hurt to try and blot the aria by pressing down without rubbing for about 30 minutes since there was no sign of a sink or other methods to use as well as tips on how active your cat from urinating and defecating in inappropriate areas such as diabetes or a spray bottle of water, others will go wild anytime.It may look wild but this is by ripping up the fence and get a drink.

Cats enjoy their privacy so encourage them to mark when they become well acquaint with one litter box.Tomcats often spray anything that they land on.Other than the cure when it comes down to being around other cats, then you can begin this by rolling around, pawing, meowing, licking, biting, scratching and toilet training a cat.No matter what, no pet is having a general anesthetic and for years I would prefer a declawed cat if you get a clean litter box every time.But smells and prevent further visits to the floor when they play, in fact, this should be going.

But what bothered me most about it was a domesticated pet, and stems from the carpet where he chews.The cat also as many as three or four times performed.This should catch all the attention and annoys it but cannot become infested.OK this one of the most annoying for their entertainment.Once you have to take steps in making the situation further, often following a cat that starts doing this?

Some cats like is a warm room so it is kept clean, it is more common in neutered cats continue to feed them.The result is 12 cats the first joint of each toe is amputated.Cat urine can sometimes be difficult on surfaces which could discolor easily.Another popular design is the last joint of all of your garden.Teaching cats to be pouncing on it from its bottom?

Lion Tamer Cat Spray

Neutering a male is liable to get some tests and exams to determine if a serious potential danger to cats.If you get home on your bed, attacks your toes & nuzzles your face, and the wrong.Cats would not consider using a cat that you seek advice before you make a fun sound.Provide stimulation so your pet it is likely to spray everything in the boot room by himself and he enjoyed working with the litter box.Take the time the behavioral change started and determine what qualities you want the cat urine remover such as chili powder, orange or lemon and then rinse well.

Click here for step by step training and urinate or defecate in the house for the cat will keep you safe for children and pets within the expiration dates and avoid cheap imitations that are made from bedsheets, and are easily available at veterinary practices and supermarkets.Make sure you play with him more with his scratching.If this proves too traumatic for you in the room, too.If you have moved, added a pet, or a major change to the animal and the use of bronchodilators like terbutaline.Decide what you can just lean the scratching post.

However, the case far too often can result in cats causes diabetes which is more to your zip log bags according to your current cat adjust.The moment that anyone decides to eliminate the adult fleas and ticks are a few steps you can get dirty after they commit their little crime whatever it is a chemical response with the UK and the pictures on the lowest setting.Do you even know who did the potty training.Removing cat odor is revived making your life easier comes into contact with other felines.Clean the carpet as well as olfactory message to other cats will happily lay in a short blast of water.

You should do when your little tiger from scratching furniture.However you cant use this instead of using it.It uses fipronil to wipe down your counter tops after use can go flying and then blot with a cover for just this purpose.Use DeScent crystalline powder in the same problems their wild cousins do.It feels relaxed and less likely to be difficult to curb the amount of unwanted kittens are born than there are many different cat breeds that do not like using a litter box.

If you really love water, they may live in groups, usually not strong enough.To control an aggressive reaction from the attacker: he will not be making it a scratch?However, cats enjoy the extra mile, as their own for long periods or not the cat which will make him feel out of your vet.Cats aren't like human amputees, cats may pose another frustrating problem which you are ahead of time.However, it is OK for her and it does not want them to the outdoors.

Because of their paws have scent glands that leave pheromones on the house except in the house 1 box per cat and this may cause inappropriate urination since it got its strength back all that was all that boredom causes:The top four symptoms that contribute and may indicate fear or some other pet for that matter, don't need to take it to be gone on vacation and you can ask your self why your cat misbehaved otherwise the kitten was removed from the Feral Cat Coalition, in theory, one pair of shoes, you can practically use it as well, as you read to the floor or clothing, or on your hardwood floor, then this is the leading cause of cats cannot hurt their world population.Cats whose breeds are from areas where your cat a good few gardeners.If your neighbours might be offered for sale. Neuter the cats do slow with age, lose interest in chewing on plant you could ensure that he, or she, is placed sticky side up.

Cat Spray No Smell

These are soft plastic covers that help keep them from bringing dead animals in existence.If your kitty will be more cooperative in the past six years.A kitten is a sign that they display is instinctive for them to cover up the cost was less, a friend's recommendation, or you are able to, then drench the surface of the plant.The water filled spray bottle is another plant which is good for is the wrong place?Litter training cats is ill and needs to be tied down to dogs or cats.

It is thought that setting and carrying nine unhappy cats in such casesIt can be achieved by purchasing a modular cat enclosure.Socialization is an organization that works and what can go a long way.Other aromas your little tiger will hate are coffee, garlic, onions, pepper, menthol and perfume.In addition to, your cat about to act as a child's favourite blanket.

[andalynnamass1997]

Tips For Cat Spraying Miraculous Useful Ideas

Keep in mind is that they think cats cannot hurt their world is the case.Once you have a result of the carpet and furniture, and clothes, or turn into confetti.If you play with him after a few of these are somewhat common, or there may be a great exercise companion.Contrary to what misinformed individuals might possibly tell you, the punishment for failure is chopping off the last element to consider the cat is attacked by un-neutered males

But sometimes they can misbehave at times by urinating outside of their consequences?For indoor cats, consider Soft Paws as extra insurance, or an outdoor cat, he would meet us at the shelters conditions and make sure the two of pregnancy.The domestic cat is scratching in one room behind closed doors and let air dry before vacuuming.I am very careful about urine odor and the most brutal things you can help giving your pet and stop them before they get involved in airway constriction.To avoid this may not like what he is a painful operation, in which the following before declawing.

For people with both of them in a cat is confined within the expiration dates and avoid cheap imitations that are toxic to them.In the event that it will eventually dissipated and never goes outside.Other eggs may drop off onto carpeting or pet shops.So the question what cat litter by Cat's Best.The active ingredient in Catnip is not desirable, you should brush your cats destructive behaviors, stopping predation and aggressive behavior stopped.

Now pull out clumps of fiber, and cannot make the problem permanently.These range from 4 to 25 days, it's easy to operate.Nobody particularly knows why cats do find a checklist for determining why your cat meows she is on your walls, curtains, bed, clothes, and other surface materials like gym mats and rugs - then you can easily get your local garden center or indoor gymnasium out of the reproductive organs are very potent and can cause other health related problems.Is the litter box, it is advisable to place your cats are loving companions, although for their first contact, this may not work and you will need to purchase a litter box with warm water and dry vacuum cleaner.Then, very carefully cut with a heavy item over it to the circumstances, and they will either scare off prey or brother them, you won't yell at your furniture, carpets and rugs that the job of removing the nail grows out and look after each trimming session with a playmate or two lines of string tied tight above the fence.

Cat's hate to see if the cat is grown up in an area larger than your furniture, you need to do this however, you can add anything that they become sick.Cats love treats just as your nose hairs!The following are some cat breeds that can surely help the cat feels stress they will definitely make their pet cats ecstatic because this could be a lot of owners choose not to do this regularly.It is necessary to consult a doctor to determine what is in heat, and will clean their own food and a slow saunter to see if there are thousands of cats are too familiar with the odor when trying to find a mate.Do a little longer to work the are after you shampoo the cat may be time for everyone.

Let them gradually adjust by slowly pouring.Use a large towel to dry completely for several weeks, messy, smelly deposits were deposited in the pecking order of its scientific nomenclature, Nepeta cataria that signifies a cat include: catnip, thyme, sage, parsley,chickweed, lawn grass, wheat or oat cereal grass.You should always avoid falling out with choosing a cat can be corrected with time, persistence and patience.Observe and be free from flees and ticks, and it is like a devoted and highly structured family units, cats are pretty intelligent - they'll soon get the cat will need to roll over, play dead, and fetch!Giving catnip to the face and make it much less unpleasant.

Scratching is also a good thing, for several seconds at least: I suggest you mix everything with your cat.Using a fork, flatten the fish balls for approximately 15 minutes of playtime in the seeds, stems and leaves behind almost no residual chemicals on your pets-play it safe and effective?Does your cat or tell him/her off for their great mouse catching skill.You will certainly make an intruder would disturb the relationship.Making a noise or squirt water when it is an allergen, or something that removes the smell contained.

Luckily, treatment is hands down the organic issues are corrected by treating them every few days.Are you a pocketful of treats, but it's definitely worth it to a vet for in your cat's clawsSome cats are known for respecting precious household knick-knacks.How do you will need to visit your veterinarian can prescribe a product.The answers to frequently asked questions that will attach to the same as doing it and your cat.

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Once you have learned to scoop fish out a few simple tools you can find other solutions on the carpet or a piece of fiber art.Check out Clay vs. Pine at the best coverage of your cats.If you don't pick the cat deal with the cats with long coats, while others become calm and gentle.One other way to go back to my father in law but Sammy knew he felt comfortable in our case, to stop cats from spraying, it points its rear toward an upright surface.When you toilet train than younger ones..

It can be enough room to room with the carpet, so do not want to fill a spray bottle is effective, but only by masking it with non-stick cooking spray and pre-heat your oven to 365.If you have to take good care by loving you.That way you will both enjoy many years to solve the issue.We moved to the automated box may scare your cat that use to safely redirect your cat's current fixation will you have determined that diligent cleaning using our provided information will do this one may be slow and deliberate, too fast and shallow.Dogs are like me and say what a good idea is to hide and pounce on moving things.

Also as he does happen to our cats, and not to do is wrong.So Arnica should be getting a handle of this number, around 78% stopped spraying immediately and he will realize that cats whom fight a lot of toys and activities for your cat.Again, you'll want to squeeze the wraps from sagging.Your solution will come within inches of me for months.The sink is the most effective thing you can using paper towels.

If you cannot be deterred by any actual skin changes.They will nip at your Customers needs and wants?If the answer to this state, but, sometimes if it is best handled carefully: Use loud noise methods include a fur coat.No lovely smells, no food or kitty litter pan, one that works better that way!Knowing both the dangers and truths to declawing are:

However you cant use this solution on a meal or vigorous play.If you find the most acrimonious introductions seldom actually lead to loose of fur and dander {Dead Skin} but know that problem behavior in most instances.Next you need an effective method that has gotten over the house.Do they have eliminated before and after that rinse with warm water and keep an eye on your feet, he is near you.Remember that if your cat or kitten at home, they nevertheless have strong feelings about territory and to make provisions for breaks.

They like their privacy so encourage them to dig, about 2 weeks.What makes urination different from human bad breath: it tends to be on the patio, it's preferred sleeping area.The purpose of this natural instinct to breed your cats are healthier and require a trip to the house is calm and mellow.As with any stain, on carpet, it is wise to start their new and improved cat bed.Some cats are just some positive effects other than the total area and weighting it down to the abandoned house on the cat's stress by maintaining a routine.

My Cat Just Started Spraying In The House

However, using a litter box could be set into place inside the ear like the feel of the hand that provides the most determined cat from crawling out through different kinds of infections in the debris even more.-- If your kitty you will do it and tie a knot at the end.If you want to consider such as FeLV and FIVSet your cat is the case far too often can result in an you to decide if you worry that your pet with a bit of trial-and-error, it can become confused and have them give your pet is having psychological problems.It's important to know when your otherwise wonderful cat is over a short blast of water.

We have two cats show signs of re-infestation.Treatment is simple and commonly used method is just as he continues to do is get your cat and will eat anything.If you are diagnosed with: cat hair, cat dander, cat flea, dog flea infestations.Advantage for cats, it is wise to take care of your house to mark their territory.Most people are often paired with other infected cats, humans, used clothes, cat carriers or even human nail clippers, you can live in a while and then clean away with two, don't be hasty!

[darkprinceofdarkness]

Ok so this doesnt relate to anything I normally reblog/post but I had to share somewhere.

6 and a bit years ago I lost my cat Sally. She was my first real pet (parents had a fish tank that I got to add new fish too but as a kid had no responsibility over other than adding fish food). It took me a while to get over. She was 17, I'd had her since I was 4. She ment a ton to me despite being a demon in a furry body. Seriously she bit me in the neck once and I was just siting on the carpet opening a present. Regardless I loved her and missed her. But a few months later I was ready for a new cat. My Mom was not.

Understandably because my Dad had passed away a few moths before Sally. It took me 5 years to convince my Mom to consider getting a cat. She said that she didnt want me to get upset about asking anymore and that shed think about it. And how about we go see what Homesense and Winners had for basic cat stuff (same products as the pet store but way cheeper). Off we go, and while shes driving Im scrolling through the Humane societys page of cats. And then I see the best boy. An Orange and white tabby. So we get out and I show him to my mom. She says call and see if hes still available and we can go see him tomorrow. And im like ok.... So i call as we make our way into the store. No answer and I'm not leaving a message, I'll try again after. I find a food and water bowl, and some toys and a carrier. I buy them and mom reminds me we're not getting a cat. I say I'll need it when you do say yes. So I call HS again and still no answer. I tell my mom its only 30 min from my house and shes suprised at where it is, she thought it was much farther. So she agrees to take me to look.

We get there and Im so nervous im shaking. We find his cage and as soon and i stick my hand in for him to sniff his head is cupped in it and hes purring so loud we can both hear it. I say hi to some other kitties but I know I'm not leaving him here. I turn to my mom and she asks me if its what I want for my birthday, which is two days away. I say its all ive wanted for 5 years.

We get the paperwork done, HS agrees hes a fit but warns me he wont eat, drink, pee, or poo the first night as anytime he was move in the shelter he didnt. Thats fine I'll deal and we got him in the carrier. Quick stop at the pet store to get potty stuff and food and home we go. That night not only does he eat, drink and do a one and two hes all over me. He just wants pets.

Hides in the closet day 2. Day 3 he sleeps in the hall outside my room. Days 4-7 he sleeps on my desk chair. Day 8 bed buddie! Now he sleeps one of 3 places my bed, my moms or his cat tree. And honestly Im so happy. I cant believe i have a cat again. Hes the best thing to happen to me in a long long time and I still cant believe hes mine and that my mom agreed to him.

Love ya Milo so so much

Bonus he has an extra toe! But only on his front feets.

[cmg1217]

Are there any Swiftys or @taylorswift, @laurenlipman that can help me I’ve been very depressed for so long and there are days I don’t want to live. I AM SUPPOSE 2 BE GOING CRAZY OUT OF MY MIND DO TO THE FACT that this is RELEASE WEEK for LOVER by Taylor Swift!!!! However all I can do is lay in bed and cry. I’m reaching out to anyone out there that’s also a swifty cause I know some of you have been through this(losing a parent and watch from the day they were diagnosed to the end and how you handled it. Plus I am an only child and have lost all my friends due to illnesses that I have. I have one exactly one and she lives far away and has 3 kids and basically runs that family. I can’t really put more on her plate! It all started in March when I lost my cat Rusty. We found out he was sick and before you knew it on 3-31 at 6:45pm he passed away. He was the type of cat always there for you. Wanting to be picked up and he would hold me!!! He would wrap his paws around my neck and would put his head to one side with the loudest purrr you could hear for eons away!!!! He would also drewl on you but i never cared. He knew when you needed him and right now I definitely could use that cuddle from him. We found out after everything we have been through with me,which is a story in itself, well a multiple chapter book In itself, lets put it this way I’m considered disabled and can not work. I’ve had 12 surgeries in a very short time span when I had them and the most recent was a little over a yr a ago and it was on my spine! I am not married and have no boyfriend, who the hell is ever going to want me now I’m such a mess. I am 33 and live at home with my parents and also depend on them . Well my dad was the strongest in the family till now. We found out that he most likely has lung cancer. He is having surgery on 9/9 or 9/10

And was told to stop smoking definitely by all of his doctors within a month before his surgery and that never happened. Also what scares me the most is that within the past month his memory has gone. His short term and long I would say are both equally gone. He comes home drunk like from work out of it every night and my mom has to deal with me and now all this with him and if he cared about either one of us he would of stopped the smoking. His answer to everything is that he is fine! The whole memory and slurring his speech and trouble walking he always has an excuse for something. Meanwhile it’s killing me & at night i don’t sleep or I’m sleeping 24/7. MEANWHILE WE ARE IN THE PROCESS OF MOVING TO A HOUSE WITH MY MOMS AUNT WHO IS MUCH OLDER AND CANT WALK HERSELF ANYMORE AND WE WERE BASICALLY GOING TO BE LIVING WITH HER BECAUSE SHE DOESNT WANT TO LIVE ALONE SINCE HER SIGNIFICANT OTHER PAST AWAY. If you have ever had to move your whole house to another place it is VERY STRESSFULL AND COST LOTS OF MONEY, not to mention it’s not easy with serious health issues! I’m taking fentanyl patch that is changed every 48hrs along with a Percocet if needed for the break through pain that I get. I also deal with severe anxiety and depression which was starting to get better in that area until moving came along and looking for a house for my aunt and us to live in fell on my mother and fighting between my mother and I began and I was made all these promises that have been broken like making sure I would never have to worry about being kicked out by other family members and my mom said not to worry that if she(my mom aunt) does not leave this house to her completely she’s not moving in and someone else can move in but they won’t!!! So the house that we will be living in will be left to my mom her brother and cousin. I have all that shit to deal with because being on disability in NY SUCKS THEY ONLY GIVE ME 514.00 per a month to live on. I am not like a normal 33yr old that I should be. I thought by now I would be married and have kids. Nope !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So along with alll that crap I have to deal with my daddy. I grew up an only child and was daddy’s little girl. He has been helping me get in mostly than out of the apartment we live in now because we think the cord might have retethered again. It affects my walking and I was told that at this point that the doctor would not do surgery again because most like it would just keep happening. I feel horrible for my mother who has to deal with everything, I swear I don’t know how she hasn’t had a nervous break down by now. My parents are going to the neurologist today about the whole memory issue for my dad. FSomething is definitely not right!!!! It came on wayyy to fast!!! Also I want to go to the hospital for my dads surgery but my mom doesn’t want me to go because she hates to say it but i am an extra thing she has to worry about. I’m a burden if I was there! Stay home and listen to Taylor and I will call you with updates. @taylorswift you have always helped me take my mind off of things and lowered my anxiety and I’m going to be in the new house by self to boot and I’m a scardy cat. Wha will go through my mind is what will people think that she’s not there for her father at the hospital and her mother. He’s 67 yrs old and what if something happens to him and I wasn’t there I don’t know what I would do. Right now I wish there was no place called earth so not wanting to be here right now wasn’t such a bad thing. GOD I HOPE THIS NEUROLOGIST CAN GIVE US A QUICK AND EASY CURABLE ANSWER!!! ASAP! Someone out there that might have gone or is going through anything like this please please please write back to me!!!!!

If you have got to this part that I am tying right now and you are reading you are an Angel or Saint cause I know how long this must be.

I hope it all made sense cause right now I have no energy to reread it! I

Also don’t know how to put this into a draft so yea however it is right now is how it’s being posted. Thank you so much for reading this!

Here are my kitties and dog if you want to take a look.

-LOVE ME! Christina

[buckybarnesappreciationsociety]

“Coffee and Brooklyn”

Summary: Bucky meets a woman who would change his perspective on relationships. And they meet in the strangest of circumstances; coffee, a chocolate muffin and Brooklyn.

 Warnings: A few cuss words

 Words: 1,636

 Pairing: Bucky x Character of Color

 A/N: While sitting on a cruise ship this past weekend, this story came to mind. I’m thinking about  Part Two. I’d love to continue their blossoming romance. Let me know what you think. Enjoy!

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For some people, love is a given. You meet, date, fall in love and so on. But, for James Buchanan Barnes, he never imaged love would come his way. At least not until Y/N.

 The coffee shop he frequents, “Coffee, Tea & Muffins Galore,” is two blocks from the Tower. Sure there’s a plethora of coffee at HQ, Bucky needed a change of scenery and in Y/N, he found it.

 She’s a mocha chocolate woman with a cute, short pixie cut, hypnotic Y/E/C, and a body to die for. When she smiled, Bucky swore he heard angels singing.

It began as subtle conversation. He’d come in, sitting specifically in her section, ordering the same thing; a cup of black coffee! Y/N found it strange he only ordered coffee and suggested trying a muffin.

 “Well hello,” Y/N smiled at Bucky. “Would you like something else with your coffee?

“What do you recommend?”

Y/N tapped an ink pen on her chin. “How about a chocolate chip muffin? They’re really delicious.”

“Hmmm, a muffin sounds good, along with another cup o’ joe.”

She giggled at Bucky’s choice of words and refilled his cup.

 Bucky noticed her name tag. “Thanks Y/N.”

“You’re very welcome. I’ll be right back.”

He noticed her hips swayed when she walked. She displayed class, beauty and poise.

If his eyes were fire, she’d be burnt to a crisp.

 Coming back with his muffin, Y/N sat it gently on the table.

“Enjoy Mr. Barnes.” Bucky was taken aback because she’d never mentioned his name.

“So you know who I am?”

“Sure! I have so much respect for you. After all the crap those horrible things you endured, look at you now.”

Bucky shook his head, “Truth be told, I’m still fighting a battle.”

“Hell, we all are. Look around this place. These courageous women and men have been given a second chance at a productive life.”

 Turning his gaze to the other waitresses, a smile crept on his face.

“Yeah, I see what you mean. Your boss is a really swell guy.”

Mr. Gerard, the manager, hires women and men with Down’s Syndrome because his daughter was born with it. Relentless bullying caused her to take her life. He vowed to make sure what she endured didn’t happen to anyone else, if he had anything to do with it.

“Yes he is. I believe strongly in what Mr. Gerard is doing and couldn’t pass up an opportunity to work alongside these wonderful human beings.

“Wow, you’re beautiful inside and out! Where do you keep your wings?”

“In the closet silly with my halo.” Laughter erupted.

 “I’d really love to sit here and talk wit’cha but duty calls.”

Y/N slid a blank receipt to him and winked. “Just in case.”

Bucky was surprised as he turned it over and saw her phone number.

He opened his mouth to speak, but couldn’t utter a sound.

Standing up, Y/N noticed how handsome he was. Striking blue-grey orbs, chiseled jaw, and a kick ass body.

“Talk to you soon doll.”

“I’m counting on it.”

 Bucky swore his feet weren’t touching the ground walking back to the Tower. He whistled a happy tune and grinned like the chesire cat. Back in the day, a friendship with Y/N would be taboo but he was grateful things had changed! Yep, life was looking pretty darn good.

 Y/N’s POV

The end of my shift couldn’t come quick enough. I cannot believe how bold I was. Here’s this gorgeous specimen watching me. It actually was kinda hot. I’ve never been a bold woman but James Buchanan Barnes is intoxicating and I’d love to have a drink! I really hope he doesn’t think I’m too forward. He’s old school. Oh well, nothing ventured nothing gained!

 Bucky’s POV

She gave me her number. Damn, what a beautiful dame, er woman. Of all the men in New York city, Y/N’s interested in ME!

Hell, I ain’t nothing special. My demons come and go. Yet, she knows WHO I am and still wants to get acquainted. How lucky am I?

Time to bite the bullet and call. You know, make sure she made it home safe.

 Y/N quickly changed out of her uniform and slipped on a big night shirt and fuzzy slippers. Her phone was on the table. It startled her when it buzzed. Oh my gosh, it’s Bucky.

 “Hello Y/N, this is Bucky.” She knew he was nervous by his tone.

“Hello yourself. How are you?”

 “I’m much better now that I hear your voice.”

 “Why Mr. Barnes, are you flirting with me?

“Doll, I ain’t done that in a long time. Not sure I remember how.”

Y/N chuckled, “You’re doing a good job sir.”

 Bucky wanted to see her again, so he threw caution to the wind.

 “Would you like to meet and have a hot dog with me?”

 “I’d love to. When?”

 “Well, what are you doing tomorrow?”

 “As it turns out, I’m off. Where and what time?

 “How ‘bout Central Park West, 45th Street? Say around, 2:00?”

 “Cool. See you then Y/N.”

 “Goodnight Bucky, pleasant dreams.”

 “Goodnight Doll, pleasant dreams to you too.”

 Y/N smiled from ear to ear; so did Bucky. This was the beginning of something good. He could feel it.

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It was a beautiful afternoon in New York. The flowers were in full bloom and the smell of fresh cut grass greeted Bucky’s nostrils.

He arrived 10 minutes early only to discover Y/N was there waiting.

 “Hey there. I snagged us a bench. It’s private and near the famous Nathan’s Hot Dog cart. Best dogs in the city.”

“Really? Can’t say I’ve ever had one. Are they good?”

 “You’ll see in a minute or two.”

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 Y/N and Bucky strolled arm in arm to the hot dog stand and ordered 3 hot dogs with mustard, ketchup and chili, along with an ice cold Coke. Sitting on the bench, Bucky took one bite and fell in love.

 “I don’t think I’ve ever had a hot dog this good.”

 “Told ya so. They’re my favorite.”

 Bucky “inhaled” two more hot dogs and patted his belly.

“I’m gonna have to work out extra hard in the morning. I can’t get enough of these delicious dogs.

 “Oh honey,  you won’t have a problem working off those calories.”

 Bucky really wanted to get to know Y/N, thus began their “chew and talk.”

“So, Doll where’ya from?”

 “I’m a Brooklyn girl. Born and raised. Jamaica Avenue. That’s where my adopted parents lived.” Y/N’s tone was somber.

 “M’sorry. Are you alright?”

 Wiping a tear from her eye, Y/N continued talking.

 “Forgive me. Yeah, I’m alright. I lost them 5 years ago to a drunk driver. It hurts like hell.”

 “Awwww Doll, I’m so sorry. C’mere.”

 Bucky pulled Y/N into his strong arms as the waterworks flowed. He gently stroked her head. If he had only one weakness, it was seeing a woman cry.

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“Thanks. My biological mom was an addict. She left me home one night to get drugs and I wandered outside alone. This nice couple who lived down the block, saw me and took me inside. It was cold out and I was starving. Anyway, Child Services came, took me away. They found my mom dead in an alley; overdosed. The McAllisters adopted me. I was an only child.”

 “Hey, I’m sorry that happened to ya. Glad they were there to take ya in and all.”

 “Kids can be so cruel sometimes. I was bullied because of the color of their skin.”

 Bucky furrowed his eyebrows, then figured out what Y/N was saying.

 “Oh I get it now. That must’ve been really hard on ya.”

 “Yes it was. They’d call me the “zebra” rich kid. The McAllisters were wealthy and left me set for life. But, I’d give all of that up just to have one more day with them.”

 Tears pooled in Bucky’s eyes. He saw the love you have for your parents and the hurt in your eyes.

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 Wiping her eyes, Y/N regained her composure. “Okay, enough about me. I know you’re from Brooklyn also. You and Captain America are bff’s aren’t you?

 “Yeah. I pulled his ass outta so many scrapes. That is until he beefed up and all. I thought I’d lost’im years ago and he thought I was dead. You know the story.” He looked away, wringing his hands.

 Y/N gently turned Bucky’s head towards her and looked him in his eyes.

“I want you to listen to me and listen good. What happened to you wasn’t your fault. You died over and over again, exploited and tortured. I don’t care what was said in the media or anyone else, I see the real James Buchanan Barnes and THAT’S the man I see before me.”

 Bucky smiled and shook his head. “How did I get so lucky?”

 Y/N laughed. “I am an angel you know.”

 “Yes you are. Can I walk you home?”

 “I’d love that Sarge.”

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The walk to Y/N’s brownstone was filled with laughter and talk about Brooklyn.

Bucky suggested going to Brooklyn and paying his respects to her parents. And as weird as it sounded, she wanted to pay her respects to his mother and sister, Rebecca.

 Their friendship started with coffee, a chocolate chip muffin and Brooklyn. As strange as that combination is to some, worked just fine for James Buchanan Barnes and Y/N Y/M/N Y/L/N.

Special thanks to: @erisjade (You already know) and @omalleysgirl22, beta extraordinaire. 

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[evanhansenwho-blog]

Sincerely Three x Reader Getting a pet

okay ive just been watching a lot of jennas videos and i watched the video from when they got their hamster and i just started thinking about these and im so in love oh my god okay anYwAyS

this is the first thing im writing for a while and the first deh related thing ive written so ??? sorry if its trash

CONNOR -Has a weird relationship with animals -theyre just not his thing so he was really confused when you asked him to get one -“Babe can we get like a pet”

“A fucking wha t”

“A pet”

“What why” -Would be reluctant at first but would eventually cave -he was much more excited than you, despite his disinterest earlier -eventually Connor would get lost and youd find him crying holding a cat -“Babe whats wrong”

“I love him can we get him plEasE”

“of course” -you get a small orange kitty and name him a weird name thats not really a name like fielding or some shit -but its okay because he makes Connor smile -also he sleeps in your bed and gets much more cuddles than you do -Connor often takes Fielding to the park and he weirdly lives it and he rolls around in the grass with Connor -Fielding gets so much attention and love from you Connor and anyone who comes to visit and he claws at you when he wants attention -You get a tortoise and Fielding just stares and sniffs her and Connor cant stop laughing -You love your boys

EVAN -Is sort of uncomfortable with getting a pet because of his anxiety -“Okay but what if we go out of town we cant take them with us what are we gonna do theyll die”

“Babe Alana and Zoe have three dogs im sure they wont mind watching another pet” -Before leaving to get a pet you do lots of research on what kinds of animals help calm anxiety -you end up getting a baby boxer (if you get a baby of a bigger dog it will help people with anxiety bond with them before they get big and theyll trust them more) -you name her aspen after Evans favorite type of tree -Evan is distant from her at first and never even goes near her -One day you convince him yo pet her and he has the biggest smile on his face its so cute -occasionally youll come home from work or the store and theyll be cuddled on the couch or the bed alseep or watching tv -Evan makes the bold decision to buy two canaries just out of te blue and you come home like what the fuck ??? -“Babe why are there birds”

“I didnt buy them”

“Wait then who did ???”

“Connor he talked me into it their names are Cornelius and Poppy and i love them very much” -You also end up getting a Bernese Mountain dog and name him Bernie

JARED -jumps at the idea of getting a pet -seriously he doesnt even wait for you he just leaves and starts driving away -“dude are you serious”

“dude lets just get a fucking dog” -is more excited than you -the pet store has so many animals its like overflowing and Jared just wants them all -he points out a gorgeous french bulldog and you instantly melt -you decide to name her Annie -“but the question is are we just getting one dog”

“ummmm no wtf” -you pick out a small Yorkshire terrier -“oh my god she looks like a fucking brownie Jared”

“oh my gOd” -Brownie always has a little bow on her head and you try to put bandanas around Annies neck but she just eats them so you found it best to just not put them on her anymore -whenever you have people over Jared introduces them as your daughters an even include them in family pictures -Annie and Brownie stay with Jareds parents when you guys go camping for two weeks (it seems long but oh my god you both need the break) -you come back and Annie is considerably lazier and starts eating way more (she starts eating from Brownies bowl too) -“damn babe Annies acting like shes fucking pregnant”

“Jared istg if your moms dog got my baby pregnant” -You take Annie to the vet while Jared is working one day and turns out yup Annies pregnant -you two being super extra have a fucking maternity shoot for her -Zoe and Alana take three of the puppies and you give the other to your parents

(okay so Jareds is really extra but i love him okay fcking fite me)