#you cant find pictures bc it was FAKE

[themyscirah]

Okay so basically the United States MINT of all people is going to be working with DC to make a line of coins! These coins sadly won't be in circulation (the things I would do to live in a world where I could get Batman coins from the supermarket) as they're collectors coins, but will be releasing over the course of the next 3 years, 2025-2027.

Designs haven't been released yet (the same is true for all 2025 designs) but we know there will be 9 coins in total (3 each year) with the first year featuring (of course!!!) Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman.

Although we know the first three heroes to be featured, the remaining six have yet to be decided, and it turns out the Mint is putting out a survey on their site to gauge which of a group of culturally significant heroes people want to see most! (link to the form is mentioned in the article above)

The considered group includes: Supergirl, the Flash, Green Arrow, Black Canary, Captain Marvel, John Stewart GL, Aquaman, Hawkman, Jamie Reyes BB, Robin (Damian?), Cyborg, and Batgirl, of which 6 will be selected.

As someone who does a bit of coin collecting myself (mainly circulation coins like the quarters sets, but I also have a couple proof and collectors coins) I think this is a really cool and interesting idea that showcases the history of the comics medium and these characters and their influence on American culture. Really excited to wait and see what the designs look like for the coins already announced!

[youuuimeanmee]

ENDOO SHUT THE FUCK UPP

SO U MEAN TO TELL ME

THAT OUR FAN THEORIES

ARE CORRECT.

(endo-san, if you've planned this from the beginning, then a thousand applauds for you for sticking to this plot & foreshadowings for so long. If u were just throwing shit up & rely on fans' theories to see where you're going next, then great job for making it seem so seamless. wtf.)

I still don't buy the "Donovan is an alien" narrative completely; I still think he changed after he secretly volunteered to be a lobotomy experiment subject, to get the superpower he wants to reach a greater understanding in humanity.

Although, if Endo really wish to introduce a terrestial being into this series, then, does that mean Anya's telepathic ability is really born from the lab's experiment? Is she born from the sperm of an alien?? Alien DNA recombination?? Lolol. *edit: this is just me hoping that Anya's telepathic ability was developed in vitro, bc the idea of those mad scientists opening up Anya's skull & cutting up her brain whe she was a baby is just sick beyond belief & i cant accept that.*

I am so so glad to see Fiona in this chapter, trying to extract extra info from Desmond's staff! It really hammers down how incredible this valuable opportunity is for Westalis. Great job Endo-san, for not forgetting to include this 👍

Wait.

Wait a damn minute.

If what Melinda say is true, Donovan can read minds,

Then Donovan must've read Twillight's mind on their first meeting; his fake persona & and Operation Strix have already been busted.

Maybe this is not just a mere illustration inside Twillight's head, maybe this really IS Donovan's reaction when he find out about Operation Strix?? LMAO

Or maybe Donovan can only read minds to a certain extent –not fully like Anya, so maybe he can only get the gist of what people are thinking; so he doesn't know Operation Strix yet, but he knows that Twilight wants to extract some information from him.

(though I wanna add, even if Twillight is from the opposing country, I hope Twillight's sincerity to meet in the middle could reach Donovan too.)

I've known these theories for awhile, but could these be true afterall?? (We're already at this stage, but I still don't wanna assume fanons as canons.)

Then.

IF Damian —at the family dinner— was remembering Anya's confession that she can read minds, and he wished he could read what's on his father's mind too,

Does it mean Anya's telepathic ability is already busted by Donovan?

Is my theory from ch 106 correct afterall???

Oh wAIT.

FUCK I forgot if Donovan read Melinda's mind too, then he must've learned that Melinda has befriended Yor Forger. The mother of Anya Forger. The daughter of Loid Forger.

Combine that information from Melinda and information from Damian that Anya can read minds....

... does it mean Donovan has assumed that Twillight from Westalis is using his telepathic "daughter" as a spy in Eden Academy?

Funny thing is, Twilight himself has no idea about all this implication. He's a million steps away from Donovan.

HAHAHAHHAA

(lol how could I not read this from miles away)

Argh fuck, I'm really worried for Anya now.

This could very well escalate into the "war" of obtaining Anya as an asset. Maybe it'll still be light-hearted, like manipulating Damian's romantic feelings for Anya by inviting her to have dinner together, but still. At first, I thought Donovan might get Anya expelled from school because she's dangerous, but I figure she's just too valuable to be tossed away; it's better to keep her close while extracting info from her as much as he can. Or use her ability to the fullest.

At least Anya is now aware that Donovan has the same ability as her, so at least she can proceed with more caution now.

I hate seeing Anya being the only one aware of the whole situation & she struggles alone to keep it all together — like what she has done all this time. That's why I really want Anya to come clean with Twilight so he can at least get a picture of the whole situation he's facing right now, and protect her properly, but I know it'll massively shift the Forger dynamic we're used to. I have no idea how will Endo handle this development from now on.

Well, that's enough anxiety for tonight.

Stay safe Anya! 🙏🥺🥺🥺

[isacksteban]

for certain legal reasons i can't respond to op... so i'll be commenting here! thx xx

@formulapookie 😸

NOT ONLY DID MARCO LEAN FORWARD BUT HE MADE HIMSELF SMALLER.

OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU GUYS DONT UNDERSTAND

HE LOWERED HIS GAZE FROM MARC'S EYES TO HIS BODY.

IM ACTUALLY GOING INSANE BC WDYM HSHSAHJASJXJAZAJ

ok let me continue analyzing it

"GET A BETTER LOOK" YES.

HE LEANED FORWARD WITH THE INTENT OF LOOKING AT MARC. JUST MARC.

THE LAST TIMES WE'VE SEEN MARCMARC AT THESE PRESS CONS TOGETHER BEZ HAS REFUSED TO EVEN LOOK AT MARC WHILE HES SPEAKING.

HE'S BEEN CHOOSING TO IGNORE MARC'S EXISTANCE BC WE KNOW HE'S WELL AWARE OF IT YET ACTIVELY DECIDED TO STARE INTO THE CROWD OF REPORTERS.

UNTIL NOW.

nvm i checked the date and im backtracking but what i said still stands...

MARCO DOESN'T CARE THAT MARC REFUSES TO PAY HIM ANY MIND

REFUSES TO CALL HIM HIS NAME.

REFUSES TO GIVE HIM ANY OUNCE OF THE RESPECT, THE ATTENTION, THE PRAISE THAT HE SO OBVIOUSLY CRAVES FROM THOSE AROUND HIM.

MARC INCLUDED.

IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT HE'S VALE'S BOY. DOESN'T MATTER THAT THIS IS THE LITTLE BASTARD MARC MARQUEZ IS TALKING ABOUT BECAUAE BEZ CRAVES HIS TOUCH ALL THE SAME.

give me a second to watch the press con...

ok so i'm at school so my connection is so bad and i keep having to deal w the video buffering but this is what ive seen so far

marco's go-to method is to look at pecco first then marc then turn and look away like he just got caught doing something he isnt supposed to

marc went on about smth (i couldnt hear bc my audio is down so low but it doesnt matter) and the whole time marco was leaned forward either looking at him or around him

when marc mentioned pointing at the sky for his grandfather marco looked at him again

he keeps like catching himself staring when the camera is on him and getting embarrassed then "fixing it" so he's looking literally anywhere else

you know when you can see someone but you dont wanna stare and make it obvious so you try and nonchalantly look over? yeah thats what marco is doing this whole press con.

and even though marc refuses to call him his name, to say marco while bez is so quick to say marc, marco continues to watch him.

like he did in 2015. like he did when he took that picture with marc in qatar. watching from afar, as if marc is this god, unable to be touched, to be dirtied, to be whatever the fuck else i cant think rn i'm doing this instead of classwork

moral of the story, bez puts himsself second and marc third. you cant fake your body language, whether he's leaning forward to hear the questions better or to be more comfortable or whatever he'd say if you asked

his eyes are on marc. and if they arent they're finding their way to marc. even if its just for a fleeting second he's unable to stay away for long.

ty now i have to do college prep work xx

[crguang]

sat...I saw kafka again. I can't even say anything without giggling. i did lose it omg. i need to...idek atp, i can't stop giggling, i miss her bad. i took a screenshot every time she was on screen, and it took me forever bc i pausing and giggling. every line she had i was dying. wdym "no matter where you go or which corner of the cosmos you may be, you will always be able to find a safe haven by my side" like let's all die. I want to be at her side NOW. I also asked her if she abandoned me, "you know I'd never do that" what does she meannn, like that's the first interaction we had w her in the game, her leaving. and she's being so soft :( but her saying all that then dumping us on the space station no problem is so kafka. I hate her so much.

I was so unprepared for this, blade saying don't let kafka down bc she sacrificed so much for us. her smile being "half cold half warm" ik that's right

her saying "i don't want anything to come between us, not even doubt" "as long as you stand with the stellaron hunters, you will never know the pain of betrayal." makes me think about what she said about keeping the right distance to maintain long-lasting relationships.

also what she said right before the fight, "all the bloodshed and cried beyond the screen are merely there to serve as the backdrop for the main characters. Together we will dance against the current, until the universe meets Finality." like that's how she sees the outcomes of the "scripts" maybe? and everything else in order to fight fate is just the backdrop. very delicious.

but they were wrong about her not being good at patience. that's her thing. her problem is that she's too patient. idk what the writers were on, but they're wrong. or maybe she was fucking with us the entire time or it was a fake memory. idk.

ok now let's talk about aglaea. (i stopped right after kafka showed up btw, so uh I haven't seen all of her scenes yet)

I love her. that voice? the accent? I love the "divinity is lonely" trope, but I usually just like lonely characters in general lol. she has all that power but the world is still going to end. she's so distant to bc she has to be disconnected on a certain level to maintain the pretense that everything is ok so the people who look to and rely on her (it's everyone) don't worry? she's protecting the last city that isn't destroyed, she killed a god, but the world is still going to end? her plan too. like "planning" to execute the TB so they'll trust the others more and help save the city because she cannot.

also that art of her the bath with us.

anyway I need cheryl to voice the kafka lines bc I know I'll lose my shit even more. I need a few business days to calm down about her tho.

-🌠

YESSSSSS OH MY GOD. FUCK. they had her so incredibly soft in this little cameo like i dont know what that was about but i was squealing and cheesing so much my jaw started to hurt. i missed her so bad… i also chose the “did you abandon me” line and screamed into my pillow at her answer like she’s sooo unserious for what she then told the tb during her companion quest 😭 omfg real question, do we think that because kaf knew the tb would lose their memories once the stellaron was implanted, it’s why she was so open before?.. that would be so sick. that “half cold half warm” comment was so real and it translates into everything she does it’s like she cant bring herself to be fully committed to anything that doesnt secure her future. shes so obviously passionate (proven once more with her “we will dance against the current” line) but beyond that i wonder if she has anything she wants and would fight for. i loved that line because it really shows how she thinks, that she doesn’t really feel any remorse or guilt for her actions bc she sees what shes doing as “details”. she’s always focusing on the big picture and it’s just so nice to hear her say it ykwim? because idk if i’d consider kaf ‘morally grey’ so far and this kinda just reaffirmed that belief for me, who thinks like that? 😭 once again her “the end justifies the means” sort of thinking is ehhhhh. in one of my philosophy classes one of the arguments against that kind of utilitarian thinking was that we cant predict what’s going to happen, so committing terrible acts cant be “for the good of humanity” if you dont even know that things will turn out well in the end. but kafka does know. kinda interesting

yes they were wrong about the patience thing idk what happened in that writing room but i should’ve been there… /lh idk if it’s an actual fake memory because mem said the tb’s memories were chaotic but as we all know, “memories do not lie” so… im choosing to believe it was real idc ! kaf was so domestic in this idc like its mine im eating that shit uppp, what do you mean “dinner’s ready” and blade giving her his preferences like he cant cook his own meal im crying theyre my family. kaf saying that travelling with people who dont talk much makes her feel lonely makes me wonder if thats why she “loves chatting with silver wolf”

I LOVE AGLAEA. for the exact reasons you just stated like i think she’s gonna be up there in my top 10 guys… the burden of being the one who has to uphold people’s faith is so delicious. so lonely. shes giving it her all but shes still pessimistic as to amphoreus’ destiny so to her, she’s doing everything just so that her people die in the end, thats insane. and its worse that ppl dont only have faith in their gods, they have faith in her in particular because she’s ascended to divinity in their eyes and whether she likes it or not that always drives a wedge between that person and humanity as a whole. she mentions her humanity “eroding” and sounds wry about it aaaaaa, like something she can’t control or fight against and shes just accepted it. love her. that voice??? need her whispering in my ear. the way she says “very good” oh i got tingles all over my body… how she (more than once) guides us through things really brought forth the puppy top in me i can’t even lie

this was devilish. i hope she has more cgs in 3.1 she looks unbelievableeeeee like that’s a goddess. her tattoos?!?! losing my mind

i think if cheryl had voiced those lines nobody would’ve heard of me for at least 2 days. im still recovering from the lines themselves i cant imagine the softness in her voice as she says them i would’ve ended up comatose

[fictionfixations]

corporate needs you to find the difference between these two pictures /hj

(from this post translating the departure ova, or basically the prequel to world heroes mission bc idk where to find it normally)

screenshot from this video cuz i cant replay cutscenes lmfao

like. okay so i started thinking about hawks and aventurine in the same thought train and i just. couldnt let it go. and then i remembered that departure ova where he had those sunglasses(?) (IDK The name of stuff. im just gonna call them glasses.)

didnt realize that they're kind of doing similar poses. thats because hawks had the glasses on his eyes but he pushed them up, and here aventurine is about to remove his glasses during the cutscene

MAJOR MHA & HSR spoilers

(if it gets confusing im begging you to read parts of it with the other character's part because im trying to connect them but it might get confusing reading it first)

no but listen me thinks of two boys with not great childhood in greedy corporation who h as. probably wronged them-

well in all honesty i dont remember shit about if the hpsc has done horrible things. scratch that they have because literally nagant. sorry ive forgotten so much mha story its been awhile (i was gonna go on a rant about how its just another thing the fandom considers canon because yes. like. i dont think tsukauchi has ever been confirmed to have a lie detector quirk, its just that his sister who appears in the vigilantes(?) manga does)

hawks cozying up to the league to get secrets (i almost said league of assassins im crying. batman go brr.) backfires

forced to reveal shit (remember dabi revealing in like his video in Dabi's Dance Hawks' backstory?? also portrays him in a negative light, viewing him as a murderer)

he also tries to make himself seem righteous like 'i couldnt let these injustices stand!'

(from wiki. also his wings get damaged, they can regrow but not to what it was before) ALSO fakes death (temporarily. LMFAO tokoyami)

also this is kinda weak but gets hit while hes down

(technically) hawks is still alive but his quirk is still kinda gone forever i think

anyway i think he appeared in the latest chapter. he seems to be doing well. tbh i have such a shit memory. uhm spoilers for that chapter but i just got so distracted by the todoroki family and dabi like holy shit

FHSOIfh i think hes the HPSC president now.???? DAMN good for him ?

bACK ON TRACK. aventurine cozying up to the family to find out the 'truth'

sunday does his weird shit to force aventurine to say the truth or get punished (asks him about his past and personal shit like 'do you love your family more than yourself' or something, asks about him being an avgin, if hes the only survivor, if he wants to destroy the world) (also sunday thinks of aventurine as like a liar?? like. like. i forgot what it was but he viewed him as like an ill-intentioned person he needed to get rid of. thinking of him in a negative light and probably partially because he was associated with the IPC.)

he calls him a villain. i. DAMN (from the wiki) so like. you see what i mean? also acts righteous acting like aventurines the bad guy while hes the one in the right

bruh gets told he has seventeen system hours to live

cheeses through it (nihility able to cut through it if you were confused during the story on how he lived) but fakes his death (temporarily. he can come back out around 2.3 lOl but it still took a strain on him)

gets threatened while hes still recovering from the aftereffects of the nihility and everything

genuinely dont remember hawks getting hurt during afo fight (and toga) but i also got so confused on what was going on reading the manga cause it was a lot. i dont think he got saved tho

aventurine survived but the cornerstones gone forever

also while im here since yall probably dont know

also he bet that he'd get a promotion but we dont know whats going on about that (and it doesnt seem like we will. or. theres implications that that the xianzhou(?) war dance is connected to the IPC cause of the special program where owlbert said he was gonna quit and that he got a better offer for the wardance. and it was revealed that actually it was them who gave him that better offer?? so maybe we'll see in next update(?))

like. like. hah ha hawks getting promoted? eh?? eh?? you see????

tbh i didnt think i could connect them at all but here i am now finding more and more

also off topic

i thought this was a mistake or jab at mineta im CRYING his names GRAPE JUICE???

your brain when you want to go to sleep because you have something you're looking forward to to do tomorrow (or today because its THREE AM) but you need to not be tired for it but then it pulls this thing out of nowhere to fixate over knowing you cant ignore it because they're characters you love and that the idea wont go away until you express your thoughts so you get the keyboard out to make a short post but then you keep thinking about it and it gets longer and longer cause you keep remembering more shit to add:

[intertexts]

OKAY. HI HI HI HI HI. THOUGHTS ON NHW MAL POWERS

i am going 2 leave the actual classification up to you because i dont have the innate sense of them yet like i do for classpects and such and i know im banned from the wiki rn so ill just talk about. base level What I Think He Can Do.

FIRST OF ALL. THE BIG THING. GHOUL. so. technically if i remember correctly. mal isnt a planeswalker like william is so ghoul is technically a separate being? ghoul is his guide, which is what allows him to go between the real world and the spirit world. HOWEVER. ghoul is nothing to me so in nhw world i think he should just be like. a separate form. mal turns into ghoul and its the same consciousness u know? hes the same guy hes just a freak now. worm comparison i am thinking is like. what rachel does to her dogs except hes doing it to himself. with the gross muscles and bones and big mouth and shit.

OTHER THAN THAT i thinkkkkkk. ok. hear me out. i am going 2 base this on a tweet bizly made forever ago (that im SO MAD i cant find a picture of rn) but the basics was like. u remember that nightmare dakota had back in season 1 where he saw william and vyncent kill summer . that was a nightmare that mal gave him in order to split the three of them up. SO WHAT IF. nhw mal has some sort of dream/mind manipulation abilities or something. hes had so many moments where he just like. appears out of the shadows in order to get them to do what he wants im just imagining the horror of that from an outside perspective just seeing one of the heroes mid battle just Fall Asleep for a while. but to them its like nothing happens and they dont realize it until he leaves and theyre waking up. do you see my vision here.

either that or i think his powers should be like. kind of countered to wibby? i know in pd his powers are similar to williams bc hes a ghost and everything but. im thinking we dont do that in nhw. INSTEAD. maybe in ghoul form or whatever he has heightened senses/abilities that allow him to see through things like invisibility and touch things that are intangible. (thinking abt this strategy-wise, it would be their goal to take him down as mal BEFORE he transforms bc then he becomes almost impossible for william to fight) . maybe this seems too targeted against william specifically but im jsut thinking like. ghoul in general just makes him more powerful and those are just a couple specific advantages he gets? uh oh im running out of words in my brain help

MAYBE THIS IS. TOO MUCH IN TOO MANY DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS. so he doesnt have to have all of these at once. i am really just throwing spaghetti noodles at your inbox and seeing what sticks to the wall or whatever the phrase is. hi it took me like an hour to type all of this bc i kept getting distracted and forgetting words!!!!!!!!!!!

YEAHHHH YAYUAYAY THIS IS ALL GOOD SPAGHETTI!!!!!!! too much in too many directions is so fun dude i fucking love being the rubber ducky for shit like this!!

i REALLY ENJOY fucked up body horror changer shit... ough. (thats what him physically changing like rachels dogs would b, as opposed 2 breakers who-- oh god it's too late for this. umm. physical change different than energy form etc.)... he should get 2 be a weird terrifying freak thing. with bone & blood n stuff. & there's precedent for changing in a way that alters ur senses & powers etc..... maybe he choose what and how he transforms to respond in a certain way or target a certain scenario. i dont wanna go fishing rn but remind me tmrw n i'll rb this with some screenshots from ward of the guy im thinking of who this reminds me of!!

that being said the idea of him having big mind manipulation stuff is also SO compelling. god. being able to like... create illusions & scenarios that are completely fake. delude people or put them to sleep or mess with their cognition in ways they dont even notice... alter perception of reality.... especially if he has a wide range of effect?? that goes hard!!! how long would it last... how would u snap out of it... could he make u feel stuff that's not real??? ok ok ok getting off track. anyway. i love the idea of a fight with him being timed because he's transforming.... maybe a form that's just. very good at Seeing Things? mal/ghouls original job was like, as a cleaner for clarence, right? making sure everything in the afterlife's in order? so many choices...

[the80srewinders]

Unfortunately, I will be leaving Tumblr indefinitely. I have been receiving too much hate and criticism, but today it crossed the line.

I have struggled now more than ever with my mental health severely, and Tumblr makes my mental health worse. Mostly bc I have no self control and cant stay away from triggers. I have a severe self sabotage streak. I'm addicted to self sabotage and can't stop. No matter how much pain it puts me in.

When we started on tumblr it was our safe space w no hate. But as soon as we started gaining traction, we got more criticism than nice comments. We were always making a mistake it seemed- which growing up "never doing anything right" made some old trauma resurface. I've had flashbacks to trauma I had forgot even happened, trauma that makes me feel unsafe, frightened, and sometimes angry. I've cried in public and tried to hide it because of the flashbacks. I've longed for a hero all over again when I'm not being abused near as badly as I was years ago when I'm having the flashbacks to. Yet I'm mentally just as bad as I was then, with every mental health symptom I had back then and haven't had since coming back. I'm just as toxic to others as I was back then.

I have felt like I'm a failure, worthless, dumb, self centered, not valid, faking, and even an abuser- all these same things I felt before I was even allowed on the internet. I'm feeling them just as severe as I was then.

And the ask about the AI thing really set me over the edge. normally I wouldn't be so harsh over it, but I was sent criticism even after turning off anons and that's what made me even more in crisis completely. I couldn't handle anymore and that pushed me over the edge. Irl our life is rough and has been for the past three months with nonstop criticism and callouts for just existing. We come on social media to escape that, and now were being around negativity 24/7 online and offline. makes me feel even more depressed and like I deserve this because there's no escape from being harassed even online and I have to deal w the same things online I suffer with offline and go online to escape from.

The person who sent the ask criticizing my use of ai to make just one funny picture blocked me. I called them out nicely, they had no reason. They are immature and idc if you send them asks calling them out. You can send as many with cussing and wtv to them, they deserve it atp because I actually self harmed over it and have planned suicide now, not fully bc of them it is pushed me over the edge.

Now, an old friend who I called out for being a very toxic person is sending me asks telling me she's gonna expose me for faking disorders, but today it crossed the line because she sent the n word many times, exposed my real name with a threat that people are gonna find and kill me, and called my friends in the classic rock community here sluts. Below is the screenshots of what she sent, major trigger warning.

my mental health can't handle this. I'll never be stable as long as I have to deal with this. I am going to leave all my blogs except the KLOL fan page, if anyone wants to follow me do it there. And I will be turning off asks for the fan page.

I am dissociating so much I have really bad amnesia of my days and am a walking disaster. I'm so forgetful I'm messing up on important things IRL and it could end in me getting hurt or killed by accident, I'm like a walking dead zombie. this hate doesn't help, and tbh tumblr is a harsh and unhealthy place so I am leaving all my accs except the KLOL fan page.

I'm sorry guys. I just can't live like this.

[tableintheteacherslounge]

Abbott Elementary S03E07 thoughts

Melissa having a spare room baring in mind we’ve seen her house feels fake sorry - How will she have a room mate but noone look at her pictures and keep control of her kitchen. I get its gonna be for plot but i don’t buy it

I’m w ava that’s a woman who just found out she’s not pregnant - that’s a woman who’s been successfully slutting it up (how’s she gonna slut it up with a roommate)

Omg protective barb 🥺 (ALSO BARBS RIGHT BC MEL WOULDNT GIVE OUT HER ADDRESS WILLINGLY)

AS SOON AS SHE SAID NERD I THOUGHT JACOB

“I know its gods will but hes gotten awfully creative” 😭😭😭😭😭

I love it when Mr johnson lore gets unlocked

Manny and the beard whew 😮‍💨 I was literally wondering where he was so I’m glad they’re using him again

Janine ur SO SMART this is such a good idea and not like a janine unnecessarily fixing a problem like an actual good idea- good job babygirl

Not ava spilling the tea to the whole room

Ponytail melissa at home is so personal to me, I love that this continues from s2, this is just who she is, she throws her hair up when she’s at home. I like that she’s wearing the eagles hoodie we’ve seen before too. Love the hair, makeup & costume details on this show

“I only know how to cook for 12” 😭

Finally mel talking about her breakup! Damn maybe it really was “im not bringing this to school” this whole time

Also Gary being a dead ringer for her dad?? I’m not saying my headcanons are more correct than the show but I disagree with this statement. Gary is not schemmenti coded.

Omg the jacob melissa work momming work sonning ive been dreaming of

“And dont forget theres a 3 booked limit 😒” barb is PISSED and i LOVE IT

“Oh i know what a google doctor is 😤”

Barb really is the best character on tv im sorry noone can do it like sheryl lee ralph like they just cant Shes everything

Janine forgetting the key term (pottery wheel) in her analogy she is so me

“Jacob if u dont like my ziti just say so and i will heave myself out that window” 😭😭

“I went to find mr johnson but he was still crying” NO 😭💔 hes just a sensitive guy 😔

“Mrs howard i blew down the house” 🥺🤏🏻 I love the kids being so central in this ep, I’ve missed that recently, and the kindergarteners are soooo cute

“🐷 I am a pig 🐺 i am a wolf 😄 and im a librarian who thinks she can just change everything around here 👋” IJBOL no please give sheryl another emmy I beg

“This programme is more of a distraction than an improvement” that’s teaaa actually. Thats so often what councils etc do, distract with new flashy things rather than fix the real problems. Even though in this case it’s well meaning it does make u think how big a priority should the library actually be? But actually children reading is super important and what did they say last season? The librarian was an alexa in glasses? 🤣

“You okay? You look like raven having a vision” 😭 you don’t understand how often i say this

I have thoughts on Barbara’s intentions and my instinct is gregory needs to keep her name out his mouth. I do think it’s really important that Janine stood up to Barbara, just maybe gregory made barbara seem worse than she was

“It’s been a rough week I could use the pick me up” i just love mr johnson

My immediate reaction was this one of my favourite episodes of the season - lots of excellent Barb moments, the kids, more mr johnson, story arcs I enjoyed and felt completed.

Janine standing up to Barbara was a really big deal for her considering her hatred of conflict and worship of barbara as a mother figure. It made me really proud to see how far janine has come.

But the longer since watching the less I like it. And it’s two main things:

- the jacob melissa room mate situation feels like jumping the shark for plots sake and not something realistic for those characters. So as much as I enjoy them and their dynamic and their growth it just feels fake.

- I dont care about the librarian. The set up feels like she could stick around and I just don’t care for new characters, I like my main people. (But then the same apprehension was had w the district people and they’ve not seemed to be around much).

I do still really like this ep and it definitely ranks highly in the season, just idk, some eps I enjoy more over time but this has made me feel more confused as to what will happen next I guess.

[golbrocklovely]

So we cant have an opinion? Ok..if you think calling us names just because we have an opinion is okay, then its weird. We say what we think about the drama and about the things they do. Also its very sad that youre protecting m and still throwing shade at shea even tho m isnt any fucking better. I dont understand you why you hate on stas and shea and not on m, she isnt ANY BETTER. Some of you should know that every person can have a different opinion. Okay bye

the inconsistencies in yalls arguments are FASCINATING to me lmao

if i'm weird for calling you guys names, what exactly are you for constantly shitting on colby and calling him a manwhore, trash, fuck boi ect???? what about all the terrible things you say about m??

also… what drama is there to be had? m posted a picture. how is that drama? it's only drama bc you guys have such vitriol for her that you need to find any and all reasons to hate her. same thing goes for k.

and if we are really gonna bring up shea and stas - let's get one thing straight. for all the reasons i don't like either of those girls, NONE of those reasons are bc of how they look. but that seems to be the SOUL reason yall don't like m.

or maybe the only reason yall comment on her looks so much is bc you know NOTHING about her and don't really have anything else to add to the conversation besides "m has fake boobs".

as for shea and stas, first off, i don't even care about stas anymore. she's off doing whatever she wants. i spent months on here defending her until i couldn't anymore. and then there was a period of time i didn't care for her and what she did, which was basically try to make every fan think her and colby had a thing going on while he was literally taking another girl on dates. but at this point i don't give a fuck about her. she's gone and is the least of my concerns.

but shea…. i have literally given LISTS as to all of the reasons i don't like her. bc she has actually done questionable things for years. and especially now - with all of her livestreams consistently bringing up colby, she can't even keep her own story straight as to what went on between the two of them. she lies bc she wants to look like the victim. that's not to say that colby probably didn't do her wrong at some point. i ain't saying he's a saint. but there does come a point where if you're gonna air out all of his dirty laundry, shit that we as fans shouldn't know about at all, that he came to you IN CONFIDENCE with, but claim you're the victim in all of this….. you've lost the plot entirely.

and you know why i can say m is better than both of them? she isn't in group chats with fans telling every little bit of info she can about colby. shea and stas can't say that.

see yall mistake me being nice towards m and k as me liking them. i don't like them. i don't CARE about them. and i also understand that i know nothing about them, which is something yall can't say. you think bc you hate watch everything they post that somehow you know everything about them when reality is you know nothing. at all.

but sure, m is exactly like shea and stas. if you honestly feel that way, i want you and your little friends to confidently say that shea and stas are also clout chaser that just used colby to get ahead in their careers and are also plastic bags bc they too have had work done. i will gladly cosign that if yall do it. but i'm not gonna hold my breath bc i know yall ain't gonna do it lmao

and i'm not stopping you from having your opinion. you guys loudly go on twitter day in and day out and complain about m and colby and call them every name under the sun. no one is stopping you. but you know, you're right. we are allowed to have different opinions. and wouldn't you believe it, this is me having a different opinion than you.

you think m is gross for having fake boobs and an onlyfans and colby is a manwhore. i think you guys are terrible, insecure fans who need to grow up and stop acting like children all the time throwing a hissyfit over their crush not liking them back and dating the popular girl instead. your insults are low and also not creative in the slightest. you spend every waking moment being miserable in a fandom you claim to enjoy being in, yet literally hate 1/2 of the content creators in it. you hate watch two girls you don't like whatsoever, essentially wasting your time so you can raise your blood pressure, just to run to twitter and get in your little gcs and bitch about the girls that wouldn't and don't give you the time of day. you're basically a fan of them bc of how much time you spend thinking about them, talking about them, theorizing about them, ect bc genuinely when do you guys even log off or think about something else? i don't even think most of you have a job, a, bc you're mostly really young (which already explains so much) and b, bc you clearly have a lot of free time on your hands. i genuinely hope you and your friends find a better avenue to put your anger to use rather than just complaining about snc and their gfs all day. you live a miserable life, and i hope that changes for you. and if not, kick rocks with open toe shoes.

okay, bye :) and genuinely don't come back lol

[imraespace]

HELPME PPL THINK IM 18+ ONLINE AND. IRL. MY COUSIN FREAKING SAID “are you 18???” LIKE DAMN BRO I GET IT I DINT LOOK MY AGE BUT IM 18 IN DAMN 2-3 YEARS 👿👿👿 TOO EARLY FOR ME TO BE REACHING ADULTHOOD HELP

ive been faking my age to ppl online like on servers n stuff bc i really hate talking about ages like once they figure out im a minor theyre like erm haha let me make u a victim and start saying the weirdest stuff ever like girl if i was 18 or 15 how does that change ANYTHING HELP but when i acc get to know ppl i say my actual age i dont want to be a victim guys dot dot dot stares at that one tumblr person that entered my ask box and was loke ahhaha want some nudes??? Insert link. LIKE NO PLEQSE I AM A MINOR

also octopus hater finally replied but theyre a mfing opp bc they didnt even add my nickname hashtag 💔💔 mayeb bc its an ask game but like come on man you gave me a mutual nickname and u wont even add my hashtag EFF YOU 💔💔 joke sorry octopus hater i love u even if youd otn love me ure my second ever moot on this app and one of my only moots other than jjk person and cheese bot i love cheese bot i will be messaging cheese bot but i think they genuinely hsut forgot

my right eveball has been twitching and i think its bc of all the stress i went through this week with my science test history test civics test civics cpt and then a whole bunch of other stuff like why the freak did my cooking teacher tell me to go to the third floor and jump if i make the pierogis look bad ??? IS HE EVEN ALLOWED TO JOKE LIKE THAY WHAT IF I WAS SUICIDAL AND THAT WAS MY LAST REASON HELLO????

for soem reason candles have veen calling me throughout this mall trip am i transitioning into a middle aged woman shoppign for christmas candles but now i cant tell the difference between cinnamon truffle and fresh cotton with vanilla and then mushroom soy bean like hello who names these and most importantly WHO MFING INVENTED TREE FOREST SCENT THAY SMELLS LIKE ITS ROTTING. HELLO. I USUALLY LOKE THE SMELL OF FOREST WHEN I GO AND SEE MY WOLF PACK ALPHAS (the neighborhood hyenas that i hear howling at the back) WTF WAS THAT SCENT. mayeb my cosuin is right about me beign 18 atp…….

anwyays i forgot about daily question mYBAD GANF

DAILY QUESTION IS UMMM whatw ould be the best way to torture i mean send love to octopus hater 💜💜💜 ok seriosuly UM who in bllk would have a terrible spending addiction while being freaking poor

- 🐙

FINALLY IM GONNA ANSWER THIS

SAME HELP

I've never faked my age I'm too scared that they would somehow find out I THINK THOSE ARE BOTS BX I GOT LIKE 4 OF THEM AT ONCE

ugh everytime I see octopus hater I roll my eyeballs....😒 HELP this is a very one-sided love.. #bethebiggerperson!!!

OHMAGSU SCHOOL IS SO STRESSFUL RN AND I REMINDED MYSELF THAT omg mara you have oral finals IN 6 MONTHS HAHAHHA 😐.. WDYM 6 MONTHS MY FINALS ARE IN 6 MONTHS?? AND MY EXAMS FOR THIS TERM IS IN 2 WEEKS WHAKDKMAMD

HELO WHAT?? what even happens in cooking class omg.. HELOME I CABT BRATHE

odd names for candles.. I like the smell of normal candles after you blow them out also the same with matches idk why I sometimes light them ans blow it out just to sniff em..

HELOME I FANT CEATHE THEYRE GIV8NG YOU THE REAL FEEL OF HUNTING WITH THE PQCK!!

ha! granny!!

HELP E send a scary picture in their inbox..

ERM shidou...

[beesmygod]

well, okay. i did more research into the cup on the right to find out more to make sure the context was correct because the op linked to some guy's personal website with a web 1.0 aesthetic and a collection of links to websites for "free thinkers" (conspiracies theorists) using papyrus font to invite you to their webrings and yahoo groups. so, you know. something smelt.

research immediately made it clear that this website was the singular source of any information about the "chalice" and that the owner of the "chalice" was also the owner of the website. he appears to be a peddler of conspiracy theories based around his own ""discoveries"" and globe trotting heroics that hinge on the hopes that no one will fact check him or like. read what he wrote. im fascinated by the pathetic caricature of a rich blowhard in his own description of himself that reads like something a children's cartoon villain would write for themselves.

yeah they're probably just too scared to discover my antique shop find. altho he wont claim its just something he bought bc he has the most insane and most made up origin story for this thing of all time:

according to him, an even EARLIER christian tradition [source needed] says that mary magdalene collected jesus' blood in a little chalice and then posts a bunch of pictures of her and the "blood" chalice. this is her anointment oil from a famous pre-ressurection event lol

he claims that the person who owned the grail in 1886 (???? lol like. oh yeah i just own the cup that collected the blood of jesus. i own that and not the catholic church somehow) hid the chalice in a statue of a hawk at some british shithole. he discovers this through a series of 5th grade level riddles found in a (nonexistent) poem called "gawain and the red kight" by a "thomas wright" (real, but did not publish this)

his copy of the "red knight" poem is a poorly edited manipulation using a lithograph from "SOME ACCOUNT OF THE ANTIQUITIES OF HAWKSTONE IN THE COUNTY OF SALOP"

because he cant actually pull anything out of the ground without looking incredibly suspect, he claims a "local businessman" named walter langham tried to move the statues in 1920 and found the cup in the base of one of the broken statues. so the author merely bought it from the fake man's fake ancestors who were willing to part with a holy relic for some reason. he found out about this from a "contemporary guidebook" [source needed]

the british museum analyzed it and said it was an oil jar. his response was "you see! she used an oil jar to hold his blood!"

in conclusion, while still the inspiration, the item is not a chalice but a roman ointment jar and also people truly exist in this world.

i have been trying to find literally any context, whether it be external or within the game, for the appearance of the isz chalice and literally thank god for random redditors who watch shows about holy grail discoveries on history channel. that is absolutely the visual inspiration lol. wowzers

[mcdingaling]

I'm FINALLY doing my Sakuatsu fic rec MASTERLIST

I love finding these so i've wanted to do this for such a long time.

Without further ado, here we go: (there will be NO smut -mostly- so its ALL FLUFF AND CRACK AND AMAZINGNESS)

SOCIAL MEDIA CONCEPTS

I adore the premise of social media in fics, so these are my ABSOLUTE favorite ones

The MSBY Black Jackals Take a Lie Detector Test by sifuhotman

i THINK this is my favorite sakuatsu fic ever. like. ever

i've read this so. many. times. And im in LOVE with the concept bc i LOVE the try guys and the build up is SO GOOD and there is so much TENSION and hinata and bokuto are little shi*s. THE CONCEPT OF A LIE DETECTOR IS JUST GREAT OK?? IT JUST IS

MSBY4's Lockdown Survival Guide by minthalo

THIS MOTHERFRIKING FIC OMGKSDHGKLA. idk what it was laced with but you cant. put. it. down

It's SO GOOD, it's based on tiktok and the #sakuatsu stuff is AMAZING dfjskhf only they would realize they love each other bc of HASHTAGS

AND ITS ALSO SUPER FUNNY

MSBY's Miya Atsumu and Sakusa Kiyoomi Take a Friendship Test by msbypr

AjSDBAJFASÑK THIS motherfriking FIC. omg. ITS SO GOOOD

ITS BEST FRIENDS TO LOVERS, and the amount of LOVE they have for each other??? and the TENSION??? ITS AMAZING

Miya Atsumu & Sakusa Kiyoomi Answer the Web's Most Searched Questions by sifuhotman

"SOCIAL MEDIA INTERVIEW AND PRIVATE CONFessoon YASSSSSS"

that's literally what I wrote as a bookmark. It's amazing

Famous V-League Players Make Fools of Themselves on Twitter dot com by crone_zone

my bookmark after i read it was "This is the closest thing to reblogging a fic I could think of 🤍 HILARIOUS" and i STAND. BY . THAT. YOU SHOULD READ THIS FIC. its a crack fic and its SO WELL DONE I LITERALLY LOLed OK??? I LAUGH OUT LOUDED

Channel JACKAL by Aka_aKa_akA

It's literally a video series made fanfic about the jackals being dumb and awesome and lovely and sakuatsu bc yea everyone loves sakuatsu so just enjoy the ride

its a kinda? slow burn. long but WORTH IT

a posteriori by SugarHighs

hsksafhkla competitive atsumu ftw

Subtle Inarizaki Crushes by sifuhotman

ok so, this one is a second part? or first part? of 2 fics. One is Subtle Inarizaki Dating which is SUNAOSA and sakuatsu in the background, but this is SAKUATSU with sunaosa in the background. It's really good, you should definitely read both

in the light by Ann1215

HEAR ME OUT OK???? Sakusa as a SUGAR DADDY???? and atsumu being all cute and hot and collegy???? OGAKGAHLDSKJFH i love this and its a FAKE DATING au so yea its perfect dont judge just read

re: chat by aalphard

Do emails count as social media???? who knows

anyways, this fic is SO FUNNY and i LOVE atsumu so yeah, its reading into his conversations with his brother gushing about sakusa

10/10

Dress to Impress by matchumu

Sakusa just malfunctioning because of a picture of atsumu is GOLD

i keep a window for you, it's always open by volchitsae

I'll just say this is social media bc SAKUSA is a YOUTUBER <3<3 love it. Never understood the title tho hehe

People Will Say We're in Love by tirralirra

yea remember THAT author i said i wouldn't put another fic of? well...

so THIS ONE is so cute bc people ship sakuatsu on twitter and they try to deny it. as IF they werent like in love

SIMPLY VERY GOOD ONES

Again, until it's perfect by fairycake

It's SUCH A GOOD FIC bc the concept of them perfecting a quick is SO COOL and the love story progression is SO AMAZING and yeah, AND THE PINING???? 10/10. I wish I'd read this one sooner

Too Unwise to Woo Peaceably by tirralirra

THIS.FRIKING.FIC omggggg THE CONCEPT??? amazing. THE PLOT??? hilarious. THE CHARACTERS??? wonderful

ITS LIKE OMG AJKJKLAJKL EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED AND MORE. LIKE SHAKESPEARE???? AND HAIKYUU???? SAY LESS

as you can see, i like this author sO.MUCH

ATSU101: how to fall in love with your fake boyfriend by solyn

OK SO THIS ONE DOES HAVE SMUT (((kinda tho they make out)))) but hear me out ok? i branched out for a good reason. ITS LIKE ZERO ANGST. minous a THOUSAND angst. all fluff. IDIOTS TO LOVERS which they are, your honor. and at this point it's a classic in the fandom just read it ok? just enjoy loving atsumu even MORE than you ever thought you could bc, as i said, he is the man of everyone's dreams. thank you and goodnight

If you're ever sad just read this fic. plz.

Matchmade by tirralirra

OMG THIS ONE IS SO ADORABLE like best friends sakuatsu is like the best thing EVER to me and this is the CUTEST friends (idiots) to lovers

Love Me, Love My Dog by tirralirra

this is the last one from this author i promise

IAHSDGKL SAKUSA BEING A DOG DAD???? and atsumu falling for him?? the progression is so cute?? and healthy?? and natural?? im in lov

ink blossoms by entrechat

WHO doesn't love a good flower / tattoo shop AU amirite?????? and its very VERY good

The Dos and Don’ts of Loving Sakusa Kiyoomi by liliapocalypse

THIS is AMAZING and the TENSIONNN and the PININGGGG MAJKDFAKLNF. Everyone just wants to make sakusa smile :) and atsumu pisses him off, so yea he's not winning that competition

Sakusa Kiyoomi's Matchmaking Questionnaire by soylatte17

Its SO CUUUUTE <3 i lov this. sakusa is a matchmaker and atsumu is his client, basically. CaN yOu gUeSs whAt could PoSsIbLy hApPeN????

i’ll do anything you say (if you say it with your hands) by liliapocalypse

the slight touching cuteness is too much i cant even

touch me (i want you to) by melstar

PRACTICE TOUCHING??? say LESS

its really really really really really really -and yeah i typed really all those times instead of ctrl-v ing it bc im an idiot - cute

COLLEGE AU

Mostly college Aus, just the ones that focus on that bc there are many college AUs that are important bc of other stuff

don't think too much (i only fell when i gave up) by w0ndrlnd

I didnt knOw i needed a SMART ATSUMU fic until this one. LIkE its ACADEMIC RIVALSSS BUT DONE SO WELL??? HOWWWW

the perfect college AU where atsumu is the man of everyone's dreams. I read this twice... in a row

the posterior probability by izayas

JHSJDH i lOVE this one and its another SMART atsumu and i LIVE. FOR THAT

on the basis of instant noodles by auvelli

Let's say it's enemies to lovers. and its COLLEGE and its pining and crushing and using a microwave so what else can you even ask for at this poing

A Second Truth by tumbleweedfarm

This IS a college AU but like KYIOOMI BEING A SINGLE DAD?? AND ATSUMU FALLING AND BEING THERE FOR HIM??????

?????????? IM CRYING????

three roses and a smile by strawberrycitrus

I meann.... its a college AU but they're both professors. and enemies to lovers. its SUCH A COOL PLOT, like really, trust me, it IS

SHORT ONES:

love and all the wrong answers by tirralirra

This one is SO CUTE and sakusa is SO.DUMB i love it so much

ROAD RAGE by mcbeefy

THIS ONE'S JUST HILARIOUS SAFJKHAKF plz read it it's a great crack fic

Current Predicament by fandomverse

You know when you read sth and you thing hOW did someone come up with this?? well, this concept is AMAZING and the EXECUTION TOO, *chef's kiss*

How to Acquire a Romantic Partner Using Reverse Psychology: a How-To-Guide by Sakusa by awkwardedgeworth

This one is very short, but like.... it's about them COMPRESSION SLEVES... yeah... just read it

pick me by ely_su

A good read, very cute ending

if you want even MORE, here you have ALL my Ao3 bookmarks with comments on them bc yeah

[kingkonoha]

Social Media

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙰𝚝𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚘𝚗 𝚃𝚒𝚝𝚊𝚗 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚒𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚜𝚘𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚖𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚊, 𝚘𝚛 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕.

𝚂𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝙽𝚂𝙵𝚆 𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝 & 𝚂𝚙𝚘𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚛𝚜.

➙ Eren Yeager

Eren and Jean constantly argue on Twitter like some young middle school girls after losing a cheerleading competition

Eren definitely rants about everything on his twitter, and especially about Jean. Also calls you at 3 AM to tell you what Jean said

Speaking of Jean, we know his contact name is Horseface or Horseface ass mf who needs to stay away from my fake sister before he gets turned into the headless horseman

Eren is the kinda guy who hasn’t posted a selfie on Instagram in 5 or 12 years

Loves video games, rages constantly

Answers FaceTime calls with “What 😐” while looking straight down at the phone

NEVER updates his phone, he always has to ask what new emojis people are sending bc he cant see them and feels as if that isn’t his fault

Also, his phone screen is cracked

Listens to rock music, maybe even heavy metal if he’s feeling spicy

Watches movies on his phone and holds the phone extremely close to his face, his green eyes concentration SO HARD

His alarm is chaotic as hell

Like, he has the tornado warning alarms to wake him up

You’ll think the world is ending and the government is issuing an alarm to alert everyone of the incoming apocalypse and you gotta find canned food, a weapon, and a cool leather jacket and start saying goodbye to your family and friends-

But no.

It’s just Eren’s alarm.

He never ever likes or comments on your posts

If you ask him about it he just shrugs and says he forgot, which is true even though he constantly comments mean shit under Jean’s post

Eren clicks out of YouTube videos if he has to watch an ad longer than 5 seconds

He’s one of those people who reads text messages and answers in his head, forgetting to respond

He constantly fights with people online, no matter if it’s a video game, YouTube video, or Instagram comment, he’s arguing and will think about that argument all day and this is non-debatable

➙ Mikasa Ackerman

Mikasa only follows one person on all her social media platforms. It’s Ereh.

She also has his post notifications on

When he posts his dangerous stunt competitions with Jean, Mikasa is always commenting “you shouldn’t do that. Are you okay?”

Eren, Mikasa, and Armin are in a group chat together

She has an organized phone with her own cute personal touch on it, really letting her creative side show when it comes to designing and editing her home and lock screen

Does not like to FaceTime, leave her ALONE

She responds to text messages in a timely manner. If she hasn’t responded in 2+ hours she definitely will apologize and tell you why

Jean sends her thirst traps on Snapchat claiming they’re “streaks,” but only sends them to her

Takes pictures of her food sometimes before she eats it and no I will not be taking constructive criticism over this

She sends you the most random mundane text messages throughout the day

“I just saw a frog. It was a small one and really cute.”

“I left the grocery store.”

“Eren.”

Defends Ereh when he’s arguing with strangers online, but tells him he shouldn’t do that stuff afterwards

She has the most random apps on her phone, like apps that no one has ever heard of, like an app for identifying plants or apps for different kinda scarves or something

She loves reading online news articles, its a little habit of hers

Doesn’t really take selfies on her own, but she will if one of her friends wants to take a pic with her

Likes all of your posts and will comment a heart every single time

Probably has tumblr and only posts every 2 years

Her playlist is filled with music that no one has ever heard of, and that weird shit is always so lovely

➙ Armin Arlert

Armin puts on videos of ocean waves while he sleeps

Booktok 100%

Armin always texts the groupchat that Eren and Mikasa are in and will say something like “I wish I had the Game of Thrones book collection ;(“ and they ALWAYS GET HIM IT

They do it so many times thinking they’re surprising Armin but it gets to a point where Armin realizes they’ll give him anything he asks for and does it on purpose

ARMIN USES SO MANY EMOJIS

He texts like “Good morning 🥰😁😄😇😘😊😄😆😃☀️🌤🌼🌞🐚🌊”

Has a soft boy aesthetic on all his social media

He FaceTimes you just bc he feels like it and does it just because he wants to see you and hear your voice like the precious bby he is

He accidentally opened his phone to find a photo someone sent him of some mommy milkers and he screamed and dropped his phone

Now it’s cracked.

Over a pair of tiddlers.

He responds to text messages SO FAST

Hell, he responds to text messages before you even finish typing sometimes

He sees the little dots meaning that you’re typing and is already responding because he knows what you’re gonna say

Has the cutest games on his phone, always plays them and has the cutest frown when he loses

Posts his seashells and favorite books on his Instagram

He’s one of those people who makes sure you text or call him after hanging out to make sure you got home safe

And that’s only if he can’t take you home himself

Probably has Disney Plus

➙ Levi Ackerman

Probably has everybody blocked

Doesn’t have any social media either

His text messages always have proper punctuation and he can be a little rude sometimes so I hope you’re not too sensitive

Does NOT answer his phone

Unless you’re Erwin

His home and lock screen are still the default photos they give you

Hange always forces him and Erwin into group selfies and you know he doesn’t smile

Hange: 😄

Erwin: 🙂

Levi: 😒

A secret way to tell if Levi likes you or not is based on whether or not he has your contact saved

Watches how-to videos on cleaning

He wouldn’t have TikTok but if he did, he’d dominate cleantok/cleaning TikTok all the way

Has Zeke BLOCKED and probably sends him hate messages but you didn’t hear that from me

Eren always texts him and Levi never answers

Probably because Eren texts at like 3:24 AM and Levi just goes “leave me alone. Go to bed.”

Leaves everyone on read

Levi could easily get addicted to candy crush and he knows it

If Levi does answer texts it’s probably with a phone call especially if you said something stupid

He does always call you when he’s going to the store or to get food to see what you want

Probably likes soft music to relax to while he drinks his tea

➙ Jean Kirstein

Jean does not have Eren’s number saved in his phone to be petty

Im sorry but…Jean boy definitely posts thirst traps on TikTok 😏

Sasha hypes him up in the comments while Connie roasts the hell out of him

The three of them are in a groupchat together and its 100% pure chaos

They play crazy 8 together and Connie purposely takes 3948483393938 years to answer to leave them all in suspense

Jean takes photos of his Mouse-Ka-Tool 😌

He accidentally sent them to Connie and Connie replied with laughing emojis and wont let him live it down

A lot of girls try to message him because he’s hot, but he is incredibly bad at flirting especially through text

He used to do the whole black screen “dont hmu” thing on Snapchat with a sad emoji until he realized how horrifically cringe that was

He takes selfies of himself often and posts it on Instagram with quotes as captions and the quotes are either stupid as hell or extremely sophisticated

His mom always comments “Looking good my handsome son! ❤️ love you Jean-boy 😇”

He always calls his mom afterwards and goes “mom I toLD YOU TO STOP COMMENTING ON MY-”

And she goes “Okay I understand!”

She does not understand.

She does it again.

Jean likes talking to you all night long on FaceTime, and he loves falling asleep on the phone with you

Likes slow ass R&B love songs

➙ Connie Springer

He clicks through everyone’s Instagram and Snapchat stories but doesn’t watch them like a pure psychopath

Has a meme page and a lot of followers

Always sends a Snapchat with a funny filter on

He cries laughing at funny videos and shows them to everyone he knows

He showed one to Levi once and Levi actually found it funny

Did he laugh? No but thats besides the point he found it funny trust me okay

He records EVERYTHING from accidental falls to catching Sasha stuffing her face with food, looking at him like a deer caught in headlights

Has funny contact names and ridiculous photos for everyone

I saw this hc on TikTok but he definitely FaceTimes you when he thinks of a joke

And then his dumbass forgets the joke as soon as you answer

He recorded all of his friends trying to do the jerk dance

It did not end well because imagine the 104th Cadets trying to do the jerk.

Does EVERY SINGLE INTERNET CHALLENGE

Has almost met his holy maker on several occasions

Plays a lot of video games too, often plays with Eren

He tried to prank call Levi once but Levi already knew it was him and now he cant call Levi at all :|

Probably likes Eminem

And reality shows

➙ Sasha Braus

Watches cooking videos

She got so excited when she discovered doordash and she uses it more than Eren uses hair ties

Secretly loves country music and jams out to it in her car when shes driving alone, windows down, singing her heart out

And stopping to get fast food of course

She has niccolo or piccolo or nicotine or however you spell his damn name as her lock screen

She calls her dad every single day and they just chit chat

She accidentally leaves her ringer up too loud and it scares the crap outta her

She loves snacking and watch videos or movies on her phone

Probably has a tablet as well

Got Jean a drawing tablet for Christmas once

Her and Connie use Mikasa’s Netflix account because it’s too damn high

Sasha watches stuff without headphones and has everything on the highest volume like she’s 85 and going deaf

Watches reality shows with Connie

She also really likes drama shows like Grey’s Anatomy

Probably reads fanfiction

I take that back she definitely reads fanfiction

➙ Marco whatever-tf-his-last-name-is

Don’t hand him the aux cord. His music taste will make everyone want to go home

He’s a sweet guy who definitely sends you texts throughout the day checking in on you

He prefers to call rather than text

Likes all of his friend’s post and watches their stories

When he sees someone in comments asking questions he always helps them out

One time someone comments a sweet compliment about his freckles and he was smiling for days

Took 203847278 screenshots of that one compliment

Marco always posts and complains about not being able to start off his day with coffee

I guess you could say that he likes half & half 😔

Marco has streaming services that aren’t that popular like Peacock or Apple TV

He loves online reading but only makes it halfway through the book 😔 Okay im done for real this time

He LOVES Tedtalks so much, watches them and sends them to Jean all of the time

Marco loves Twitter, and he secretly loves Twitter drama as long as he’s not involved

His photo gallery is 50% selfies with his friends and 50% cool photos of the sky

Can give you an entire essay on why Spotify is better than iTunes and he’s correct

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Bonus: Hange catfishes people. Reiner’s username is “Imthearmoredtitan34” Erwin signs all of his text messages with “- Commander Erwin Smith.”

𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐! 𝙳𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎, 𝚛𝚎𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚐, 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎!

𝚃𝚒𝚙 𝙹𝚊𝚛 - 𝙱𝚞𝚢 𝙼𝚎 𝚊 𝙲𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚎? ♡

[sousukeyamasaki]

Hiiiiiiiiii if you click the article link it’s an april fools joke from 2015 and this record was set in 2019.

this is the only reason i get news notifications on my phone

[garbagequeer]

i was experiencing inner conflict because i forgot we have polls now. gay people from inside my phone let me paint you a picture with my words:

yo la tengo is playing where i am this april but tickets sold out before i got one. theyre also playing madrid like 2 days later on a tuesday. i work from home on tuesdays. i could take a train in the morning work while on the train then find a library work there until my shift is over then fuck around for the afternoon until the show THEN after the show take a 1am bus back and go straight from the bus to the office on wednesday at 9am which is crazy. OR i could not do that and wait to pounce on the first person who posts online about reselling their tickets to the sold out show bc they cant go which is so stressful and might not work

[kiss4kazuha]

— CUDDLE HCS! 🐉

pairing: cc!quackity x fem!reader

warnings: pure fluff lol!

QUACKITY!

•everyone says they think quackity wouldn’t like to cuddle much, but in my opinion i feel like he would

•you coming home to his apartment, while he finishes a long day of school work, lore planning, and just stream work in general, has him happy

•bc he knows hes about to get his daily cuddles

•i see him as the type to lay his head on your chest as you thread your hands through his hair

•orrr him laying all his weight on top of you, as he snuggle’s his head into your neck

•he’d also DEFINITELY make you come over as soon as he’s finished with work so that you could also make him food once you’re done cuddling with him

•i picture him being fake sad and angry at you if you don’t cuddle him ATLEAST once a day LMAO

•sometimes when you guys cuddle, you’d talk about serious topics/have deep conversations cus he finds it really relaxing being in your arms as he talks about them

•100% make you sit on his lap and cuddle him if he’s busy late night with editing

•he’s definitely the type to wake you up at 3am since he cant sleep, and make you tag a long on a late drive as you cuddle into his arm thats resting on your lower thigh

•listening to joji and watching the sunrise together while cuddling in his car? MUAH :)

bronny!

kinda short lol, enjoy:)