#you can only like shrek 3 as an adult maybe
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tautozhone · 6 months ago
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cant believe i’m in a heated tense micro-argument with a teenager because she keeps saying she HATES shrek three cannot stand it but also by her own account has never seen it. she won’t say anything beyond “he hates being royal and hates being a dad big deal” and that it’s a poor quality movie. i accidentally started a whole thing because i mentioned if she wanted to watch shrek four then watching three made sense, at the very least if you’re going to shit on a movie you need to know what you’re talking about. we’re talking about shrek here though. what the fuck is happening
#tauto talks#it’s not even funny i fucking went downstairs to cry because shit was taking such a weird right turn#local child wants to watch shrek 4 and local adults living in the house keep trying to ask why she cannot stand the idea of watching#the third movie if she’s never seen it and then keeps talking about it like it is the worst movie ever#it became a whole thing her mom put the third one on and she would not pay attention and then it all got Worse#i wanted to make a point at least that you can’t really critique a media you haven’t seen surface level like this#but i keep feeling so fucking baffled at the fact this is all about shrek#because i genuinely like the shrek movies. all of them. like in order. and i think shrek 3 is underrated#gets overshadowed by shrek 2 being the best sequel in history and the first being The Classic and then shrek 4 being super cool#idk i got my feelings hurt because she joked about me needing to evaluate my work and i do Not understand why it was that serious#YOUVE NEVER SEEN IT#being mean to me “as a joke” over something you seem way too opinionated on for someone who has never seen it#what stupid youtube review bro got to you#communication error moment maybe i just can’t stop thinking about it because i hate conflict every time it happens ever#over SHREK of all things. christ#i hate it here#this post is cursed#i don’t know why it’s so serious to me (i guess it became serious when i was insulted but i’m genuinely trying to be like. normal and kind)#(she apologized but only after everyone had to be like. no girl that was rude. that was a low blow. why’d you make it that personal.)#i just think arthur is funny. he’s a silly guy. i think the story is nice and sweet and compelling and cheesy enough to enjoy#you can only like shrek 3 as an adult maybe#anyway yeah cursed post !!!!!
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pin-crusher2000 · 7 months ago
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1. What are Jon's favorite ice cream flavors to you?
2. It's been switched up a couple of times in canon, so what's his favorite sport in your universe?
3. What are his favorite pizza toppings?
4. Since him and Kathy are dating in your world, what is their first date like and how did they confess?
5. What's his favorite season?
6. Does he have a favorite type of flower?
7. What would you say is a movie that he usually really loves watching?
8. If he were to dye his hair, what color would it be and how far would he go with said coloring?
9. If he were to get a tattoo as a young adult, what would it be of, where would it be drawn or written on him, and would it be big or small?
10. What's his favorite video game?
Holy (insert censor beep here)! That’s a lot! XD @spider-jaysart good questions! I do like these types, there should be a book full of these for DC characters; you know Superman in the 2000s likes Metallica?
1: it’s canon that he loves chocolate ice cream, I can definitely see him loving cookies & crème.
2: it’s baseball & wrestling (he does like bowling & playing soccer with his brothers, Chris, Kon, & Osul later)
3: pepperoni is his go to topping; maybe extra cheese too. (For a crazy topping, he can do pizza rolls 😉)
4: hmmmm, for confession, it was after the battle with Manchester Black (the difference is her grandpa lived & ONLY him “betrayed” the family, Kathy was on Jon’s side the whole time) they both were sitting on the tree branch & both did a lip kiss.
Their first date was a trip to the movies, How to train your dragon: the hidden world, & then spend the night at the county fair.
5: cliche but I can see him loving summer; ice cream trucks & no school XD
6: hmmmm Kathy is his favorite flower XD most likely Sunflowers due to living on a farm & the word sun is part of him.
7: I say Benchwarmers (due to it being a baseball movie & it’s “famous” beef stew scene) & a tie between Shrek 1 & Kung Fu Panda 1. (Due to the memes & good stories)
8: I say either red & blue, (it becomes bright orange for his anime transformation I gave him) & he dyes it fully or just the front.
9: I say a S symbol on his left arm, his gf’s name on his right arm.
10: he likes your typical late gen-z early gen-alpha games like Fortnite, Minecraft, Roblox, etc… but he was introduced to games like mortal kombat & Star Wars battlefront from his siblings (mostly Kon & Chris)
Thanks for the questions! Love to answer more! :D I don’t mind a lot of questions only if they are simple like yours. 😅
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therentyoupay · 3 months ago
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How many languages do you know?
💕 english is my first language but i speak both spanish and english at home! i've been studying spanish for 20+ years, i speak spanish exclusively with my husbands' family (they only speak spanish!), and am comfortable getting my point across on most everyday-life things. i read in spanish for fun/to study (i forced my husband to read la sociedad de la nieve with me when we both got obsessed with the movie on netflix, even though he's not a reader at all haha), and we have a house rule about always watching movies in the language in which they were created EXCEPT FOR SHREK, which we both agree is extremely well done and just as funny (if not even funnier) in spanish. we do a lot of code-switching for the most part, and whenever we have kids, we'll follow the One Parent One Language plan, except for when we're out at restaurants, because we always ONLY speak spanish while going out to eat, it's just habit at this point. 😂 i once tried to write fic in spanish back in the early 2010s while living in spain but i felt that i didn't have all the vocab that i needed to give my writing the same vibe as in my first language, so i haven't tried writing fic in spanish since... (maybe i should??) for now i content myself with reading larivera's (@laurakrivera) spanish fic!! however, my academic!professional!spanish is much more developed than my fic!spanish writing style, lol, so when i publish my non-fiction book in english, i will work on writing the spanish translations myself (and force my husband to help me lmao)
i learned japanese fundamentals (e.g., basic vocab/phrases, word order, hiragana, katakana, some core kanji) when i was 12 (like most inuyasha-obsessed kids, maybe?? 🤣) and i learned a LOT when i lived there for a year and a half as an adult! but i never took any formal classes, it was all self-taught and in the streets (LITERALLY lmao, shoutout to the people of tokyo). i wasn't allowed to speak japanese at all in my job, so i turned to apps like hellotalk to practice and make friends who really wanted to engage in language exchange. (duolingo didn't add japanese as a language option until after i came back! 🤣😭) so i was just out there in the wild, picking it all up as i went along. i understand a lot more than i can speak, but i could probably hold a pretty convincing conversation with someone for 2 minutes before it became clear that i'd exhausted my limited repertoire. 🤣 i'd get by with a lot of discourse markers and reaction expressions and いいね! and 本当に!? and そうですね 😊 before i fell off the track completely lol.
i did 3 months of german on duolingo to prepare for a conference i presented at in austria a few years ago! helped with everyday basics, but i'm not currently investing in this language right now since i don't have many opportunities to use it in daily life like i do my other languages.
also just started learning korean literally five days ago. still working on the vowels. 🤣 i'm learning for friends, for potential work opportunities, for K-POP joking joking or am i, and also i'm a big believer in the philosophy of keeping the mind fresh and getting excited about Being "Bad" at Something every once in a while, as i purposefully Try New Things to ward off complacency, keep my brain happy and sharp, and remind myself that i can Do Hard Things. (of course, once you start to learn so many languages, your metalinguistic and metacognitive pattern-seeking skills really kick in, so approaching korean is a lot different than how it was in my other language learning experiences, so far 🤣) stay tuned, i guess haha!!
i guess you can see why i'm so obsessed with the idea of elsa being a serial polyglot/multilingual queen in basically every universe i write her in, not only because it fits with her upbringing/education/oryal duties but also i feel like elsa would appreciate all instances in life in which she could exert control over her surroundings by finding patterns and "rules" in languages and finding beauty in expressing so many meanings through so many different avenues when she herself had so much trouble expressing herself at all for so long should i write a one-shot about elsa's multilingualism as it pertains to NO KRIS NO STOP YOU HAVE WORK NOW KRIS NO
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onwriting-hrarby · 2 years ago
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Eight favourite films!
As tagged by @onigiri-dorkk, let me begin this amazing challenge! I'm only 28, and sadly I fall asleep with almost every movie I see, so my favourite movies are the ones that: 1) Keep me on edge, 2) Aren't too long, 3) Animation, because I believe those are the true evolved masterpieces from Cinema (and often musicals too).
I also tend to forget films a lot, so maybe here I feature some of the films that I have lastly seen and loved!
When I watch films, I tend to focus on the narrative (not the plot so much, but how it's done), the graphics (I... don't like... SFX...) and the portrayal of themes or leitmotivs throughout.
In no particular order, here we go!
HERCULES: This is SUCH AN UNDERRATED classic. The heroes story goes from point A to point B in a flowing script, full of jabs and references to the modern viewer ("somebody please call IX-I-I!" "Would you like a Solex?"). Graphically, the redundance of the clouds in all human forms (the biceps of Hercules, the hair of Megara, Hades' chin...) offers just an aesthetic, cohesive landscape. And don't let me started on the music... I can't believe how this movie flopped so bad with such MASTERPIECES! There is no one miss, not one.
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TANGLED: Oh, my god, talk about underrated masterpieces again. Tangled features what I like the most about animation films: magic feelings (the bit with the lanters? Beautiful), great animation (Mother knows best! And the I have a dream sequence. Also when the water comes through!). And it features one of the least toxic relationships I have seen, with two characters struggling to be themselves and feeling guilt all over. An amazing masterpiece.
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HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL (I would say HSM 3 would be my favourite, but they are all). In an age where the good ones where the blondes, it was so refreshing to see Gabriella Montez, a brainy student... a brainy, HISPANIC, DAUGTHER OF A SINGLE MOTHER STUDENT completely smash everyone! HSM is such an underrated films because it features what I liked about this tad of Disney first: it was inclusive naturally, without trying to force them into pieces. It spoke about toxic masculinity (Troy gets laughed at for "wearing leotards"), about toxic parents (Sharpay and Ryan), about jealousy between siblings but utter love, about the toxic separation of gangs in High School. And—AND! It has amazing music. What I like about HSM3 the most is that they completely acknowledged that they had the cast and the talent to do an incredible musical.
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500 days of Summer: Ah....The love... The pain... Let me start by saying that I love films you can see over and over and get little things and pieces and new information. It's been a while since I haven't seen it, but I remember thinking that the character of Summer was "the bad one" when I was a teenager, only to find out years later that the boy was kinda scary and what Summer felt, completely valid. I'll be rewatching soon. The scene of the bench just broke me.
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Koe No Katachi (A Silent Voice): I CAN'T SAY THIS ENOUGH, WATCH THIS. I cried for 30 minutes after the credits roll. I love the stories about bullying, about redeeming yourself of your past, about difference and friendship. This story is heart-wrenching with such good animation and lighting (no need to show a bunch of landscapes). It's so deep and profound but without the need to metaphor lots of things, and the resolution is just as real, just as how life normally is.
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SHREK: ...An instant classic. 1 and 2. The Puss in the Boots dubbed by Antonio Banderas is undoubtedly one of the best additions to the cast. I love how as an adult you can get all the jokes (my my, Shrek is full of sexual jokes) and all the stereotypes and toxicity that they are trying to subvert. Because Shrek is this: SUBVERSION at its best. It never, ever gets old.
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INCEPTION / SHUTTER ISLAND: I watched them at the same time, almost, and those two films blew my mind in terms of narrative, plot twists and tension. I think they are incredibly useful to see the pace, but I also think that Inception opened a new whole genre of films that obliterated the normal sci-fi of the time (quickly forgotten to send half of the next films to space... such a shame). All the interpretations are amazing, and the fact that it has an open ending... THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE: Ultimate comfort film. I like all the franchise but I do think that GOF is above the others. It's not the best adapted book to film but let's remember that I think it's the longest book, so to adapt that in 2 hours and a half and make it for kids to understand, while it's incredibly dark for children... We have so many iconic things: the dragon's egg, we have Ron and Harry getting angry and jealous, we have Viktor Klum and Hermione dating, we have the Yule Ball ("Can you dance like a hippogriff nanana ananna anna), and Cedric Diggory's death. This is incredibly difficult to put in a film in terms of pacing and adapting to kids. I love that the Harry Potter films don't use a chroma for the most part, and rely on physical goods to recreate the magical universe.
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SPIDERVERSE: ....What an incredible masterpiece of animation!!!!!!!!!! I could rant and rant about it. But I think this is getting too long. You will never find a film like this, no matter what they want to make you believe ("from the same studio that did...")
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And that's it, folks! Also, special mention to: Hookwinked! It was one of my favourite films as a child and it's a masterpiece about POVs, narrative and script too.
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sanriolovinglittle · 8 months ago
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Steps for being a parent to enforce on kids EQUALLY: 
I’ll add more later but so far:
I’ll praise them for good behavior or grades etc but scold or punish or whatever for inappropriate behavior or grades (unless it’s a C or something then I’ll just help but C’s are NOT the end of the world. Also if they’re autistic or have any other mental disability then the behavior is a different story)
If my children ever have trauma no one’s trauma will be invalidated compared to others if they’re both or all traumatized which I’ll try to prevent but shit happens like CSA and stuff 
I’ll never doubt them when they come out and be with them on their gender/sexuality discovery journey 
Taking devices and stuff away no matter the age as long as 10+ (cos that’s when they get devices that aren’t tv)
Taking devices away (tablets or tv) and no sleepovers/school clubs/events or going to friends houses for some amount of time depending on their crime for 11-12 
For 13-15 id take away devices like phones computers tablets tv allat and also ground them from going out or calling anyone and stuff obvi and no school events or clubs or anything including sports and stuff like drama club plays etc it’s their fault the teams suffering without them (or maybe doing better? I don’t know)
For 16-17 the above and for 17 id lecture them but stronger than i obviously would with younger kids and also not let them see their gf/bf/lover 
18+ ain’t my child their my adult offspring do whatever tf u want just don’t get me involved in your satanic arsonist protesting cult propaganda and whatnot (NO COS SLAY THATD BE MY FAVE CHILD)
Jk because I don’t support the idea of favoritism 
Only keep things for the age (ex. 12+ games for 12+ even with youngest/middle/oldest kids) 
Appropriate parental controls
At 14+ maybe 13, kids can go out to places near home and Friends houses and maybe farther with bikes as long as they tell me who what where why
At ages 11+ friends house without me there (maybe 10 if really trusted)
At ages 3+ play dates with me there 
At ages 12+ sleepovers as long as I’ve met parents and know general shit about em
At age 9+ sleepovers if i know parents EXTREMELY well
Soda and lotsa sugar at 10 or 11+ 
A lil sugar (one cookie, a slice of cake, etc) at 5+
Little baby food cookies and stuff from 2 or 3-4
Caffeine at 13+
Curfew from 11-13: 5:00-6:00pm (maybe 6:30 depends on child maturity)
Curfew for 14-15: 8:00pm depending on the season and when it gets dark (if winter and/or it gets dark earlier than probably like 6-7 pm, 7:20 at latest)
Curfew for 16-late 16 or 17: 9pm or 9:30-10pm depending on who they’re with and where and when and allat stuff (prob not 17 but yk maturity)
Curfew to 17+: idc i PROBABLY trust them mk? But sometimes there’s THAT kid yk who i mean 
R rated shows for 17 or maybe 16+
X rated shows for 18+ obvi
NR/unrated shows I’d have to watch first cos those can get weird/racy/etc
TV-14 for 13+ but maybe just 12 or 11 depending on the show 
PG-13 for 12+ and maybe just 11 but like i said it depends on what it is
PG shows/movies for like 10 or 9+ but it depends on the show/movie
TV-Y7 is for like 6-7+
G is for everyone most often but sometimes it’s a lil like ‘wow okay this is a kids movie’ *cough incredibles 2 and shrek cough* (they’re pg but still damn some parts are like 🤨 *vine boom*) 
Lights out and devices off and preparing to sleep for 10 and younger (which like i said b4 would be just tv..) is 8:15 pm, 8:30 at the latest FOR SURE
for 11-12 is 8:45-9:15 pm
for 13-14 it’s 9:30-10:15 pm (maybe an all nighter for hw or something if truly needed)
For 15-16 it’s 10:15 pm-12:00 am because sometimes you need to pull an all nighter for assignments
17+ idc just get sleep and don’t be on your screens too long mk??
When I expect my child to get a car is at the latest 17 but I understand shit happens
id mostly like to keep my baby off the road if they’re really allat terrible at driving and by the time they’re 17 if they’ont got a vehicle they can travel with they best not expect my flat ass to be pulling up 
By 18 ima be kinda shocked but yeah you do you boo
I expect my kid to be tryna get a job by 15-16 especially 16 and DEFINITELY best have one by 17 cos car!! 
If my kid is excited about getting a job at 14 they gonna work to find that shit but if they find one then you go guy/gal/nonbinary pal
If my kid doesn’t have a job anytime between 18-23 they can stay with me but by 24 they WILL be trying because they could at least work at McDonald’s and get better jobs from there with college and stuff
I absolutely will pay for college if I got the money but I’ll have a college fund that I save money in just in case but NOT their birthday money that’s shitty af i saw a story about someone where they said that happened their whole life and birthday money and Christmas money is for binge shopping at target and hot topic and shit mk??
THEY CAN TAKE THE SCHOOL BUS BY 10 
They can take the public bus by 14 maybe 13 depends
They will take self defense classes at 9 cos you never know like tai quon do (idfk how to spell that shit help)
If they’re into ballet or sports or WHATEVER i WILL sign them up for whatever I can if j can afford it 
Not too much tho cos I don’t want them burnt out or sad or overwhelmed or anything 
I will love my future kids after all <3 
If they ever wanna quit something I’ll talk to them and ask why and stuff and if it’s something silly like not feeling good enough or something I’ll give em a good pep talk and maybe let them take a break if it’s possible to go back after but if they truly want or need to quit then they got it 
Cos i love em <3 (almost accidentally typed me 😀🫡 which isn’t true as much as id like it to be but I’ve been happier so 🥳) 
I will NEVER invalidate their feelings and tell them they feel something else or something they feel is wrong cos imagine that that’s so shitty just imagine wait my mom doesn’t have to 😘
I’ll always make time for them and I’ll destroy all the oldest middle and youngest sibling traumas by treating everyone good and FAIR (take notes mom and other parents)
If they’re not happy and/or they think they’re depressed I’ll listen I’ll get em therapy antidepressants everything and if they ever attempt or sh or anything like that I’ll be there supporting em all the way 
If they’re not cis or hetero or whatever I’ll support them 
If they’re intersex I’ll support em
If they’re a surprise baby when I’m younger than I wanna be I’ll support em 
If they get an addiction (alcohol, drug, etc) I’ll support em
If they treat their gf/wife/kids bad I’ll be very disappointed even if they’re an alcoholic or anything and I’ll comfort the family they hurt and stuff unlike my paternal grandparents did with my mom, they just sided with my father
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im-da-bronx · 4 years ago
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musical theatre analysis time!!!
“I Think I Got You Beat” from Shrek the Musical
I haven’t seen any productions other than the filmed version of the show that was on Netflix, so I’m gonna analyze that one.
the change in tone from “good morning!! the world is amazing!!” to “you’re an absolute asshole” is very abrupt, and I always thought it was a little awkward. Now I realize its simply Sutton Foster’s interpretation of the character, which is fine, even though its not my particular cup of tea in regards to this specific scene.
Let’s break it down:
Fiona woke up, for the first time in 20 years, outside of her tiny tower bedroom, and saw flowers and birds, grass and trees, deer, everything in the morning sunlight, for the first time IN TWENTY YEARS.
She didn’t get to appreciate all of it the day before, because she 
1) woke up in a tower, 
2) met the only guy to make it past the dragon, 
3) realized he had no clue what he was doing, 
4) had to run for her life, leaving behind the only life she had known for the past twenty years without so much as a goodbye, and 
5) had to find a place to sleep for the night before the sun went down.
all in all, an eventful day.
but now, the sun has risen, she’s had some time to sleep and collect herself, the adrenaline rush is gone, and she actually has time to stop and breathe and just appreciate life.
And she’s talking to her saviors!!! Who will actually respond to her!!! She hasn’t spoken to actual people in twenty years, and she’s absolutely giddy from the social interaction. And she makes some offhand comment about her life before, and how she’s actually happy for once, and then
the guy who saved her laughs.
He brushes off her suffering, her neglect, her abuse, all because of her status. He assumes she had everything anyone could ask for, with the small price of being alone. 
It hits her like a slap in the face:
He doesn’t care.
The first person she’s seen, the first person she’s spoken to, interacted with, touched in twenty years, doesn’t care about her, doesn’t care about her suffering.
He doesn’t stop to think that maybe, just maybe, she’d give up everything, her crown, her title, her family’s riches, her kingdom, just to have a normal life, to be a normal child, to have parents who loved her, to not be punished for her parents’ crimes. 
She owes her parents, her family, her kingdom nothing, and she owes him everything, and he doesn’t care.
It crushes her heart.
And when she tries to explain it to him, to explain that she was expected to be the adult her parents weren’t, she was expected to care for herself and survive and accept it, all when she was seven, he still brushes it off, saying that he had it worse, so she should be grateful. She shouldn’t be depressed, or angry, she shouldn’t complain, she should be grateful for the abuse she suffered at the hands of others because other people had it worse.
And that’s when she gets defensive. 
Shrek isn’t responding to sincerity, so she changes her approach. She starts responding to his statements the same way he responded to hers, saying that they weren’t that bad, he should be grateful because other people had it worse, and that he’s making a big deal out of nothing. 
And they start trying to one-up each other.
And finally, in a fit of passion and anger and years of trauma bubbling to the surface, they both reveal that their parents didn’t love them enough to keep them.
And they realize, even though it manifested in different ways, they don’t have to one-up each other, because they suffered from the same thing.
Here’s where Sutton Foster’s interpretation of this scene and mine differ:
Sutton Foster charges straight from ‘caught off-guard’ to ‘defensive’
She doesn’t take a whole lot of time to show the true loneliness and depression and abandonment that she feels as a result of being locked away. The whole show is supposed to be a family show, and there’s lots of comedy, but because of that, they don’t take a whole lot of time to actually show the depth of the emotions the characters possess. Her introduction song “I know its today” is played off as fun and quirky, and shows, intentionally or not, that the mental and emotional scars left behind were written in more for comedy than for depicting actual responses to traumatic events.
This could simply be Sutton Foster’s acting choices or the director’s artistic vision, but this scene, the little detail where Sutton Foster doesn’t show Fiona’s pain for longer than a few seconds, is a giveaway for those looking for it, for those who have experience with abuse, trauma, depression, mental illness, etc.
I’m not trying to insult Sutton Foster, she’s a wonderful actress, I’m simply saying that she probably doesn’t have as much real life experience with these things (which is wonderful, good for her, I wouldn’t wish trauma on anyone).
Anyone who’s suffered from these things, abuse, neglect, depression, mental illness, they know how abruptly a mood can change. They know how quickly someone’s offhand comment can make your stomach plunge and your palms get sweaty and your heart start pounding. They know how the most random of sounds can trigger fight-or-flight instincts, and they know the loneliness of not being believed by those who supposedly care.
And I think, if that pain, that abandonment, that hopelessness is shown for longer than one second, that scene and that song would be SO MUCH MORE POWERFUL in terms of character development and exposition, and it would make the comedic parts even more important, because it conveys that, even though these characters have been through so much trauma, they still look on the bright side of things, finding comedy in what would otherwise be scary or sad or weird. And, on the other hand, it would also show the characters who haven’t confronted their traumatic pasts, using comedy as a coping mechanism and as a means of forgetting and not having to deal.
TL;DR-
Shrek the Musical is a depressing tragedy disguised as a family friendly comedy, and the song “I think I got you beat” is a great audition song if you can nail the emotional transitions.
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ofide · 4 years ago
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wait i want to hear more about how shrek is good
ok i made a short post here but i can keep going. split into 5 parts and under a readmore for your joy
1. the soundtrack
shrek essentially used the jukebox musical formula of picking popular songs that reflected the mood and/or situation without being a jukebox musical. it’s not that common for movies with this type of soundtrack to not fall into the trap of just using whatever’s popular at the time, and it really enhances those scenes. people joke about how now those songs are just “shrek songs” but they’re there for a reason and i’ve already said that being associated with shrek isn’t a bad thing.
2. the themes
the two themes of shrek are not judging people based on their appearances (and, unlike many other media both for kids and for adults, it doesn’t undermine it with magical transformations and whatnot) and letting yourself be loved. this second message may be appreciated more by audiences who are more grown, maybe revisiting the series, but its seeds are still planted in kids who watch it and it’s good. shrek is afraid of being vulnerable cause of the way he’s treated by others but as he slowly opens up to donkey and then fiona he manages to let himself be loved and to love in return. and since this is a complicated process, setbacks are to be expected so it has the double benefit of making the sequels feel fitting. of course he will close up again when he meets fiona’s family, and of course he feels overwhelmed by his new life. all the sequels (except for the third) make sense and have a story to tell that doesn’t feel forced. the natural build up of learning to open up to a select group of people to facing society and all that comes with it not only justifies a sequel, it renders it something you seek out, and the same thing happens with forever after.
3. it doesn’t undermine the message!
as i’ve mentioned earlier, many movies fall into the trap of having a message and undermining it through the design or casting. beauty and the beast stories are a classic example of this, where if you ignore appearances you’ll be rewarded with a good-looking prince. stories for an older target tend not to be so straightforward, but it’s noticeable how typically whenever the main characters are outcasts they’re never too much so, and they’re often compared to worse outcasts who make them look good in comparison (don’t bring up your favourite indie movie or tv show that came out 3 years ago now, remember that shrek is one of the most well known movies of all time and it came out two decades ago). the whole second movie is about shrek struggling with how his life would be easier if he looked “normal”! and in case you’re thinking i’ve forgotten about fiona, i haven’t. in fact, how many female characters can you name who are portrayed as being desirable without being designed to be desirable to the viewer? all of this is without even getting into how she’s her own character, which gets explored more so in the first and fourth movies. she was created to be a subversion of the damsel in distress, of course, but in the fourth movie which came out years later she saves herself et cetera er cetera but it doesn’t feel empty like in many #girlempowerment media. she’s not a Strong Female Character cause she uses weapons, she’s a strong female character because she’s respected and most of all she doesn’t exist for shrek. it’s shown in the movie that their love is what will save the day but she rejects him because she has changed as a person and he has to accept that. he has to accept that she’s more than his perfect half, that she’s someone who is his soulmate, yes, but she’s her own person first. i’ll admit i haven’t watched the fourth movie in a while but i remember her feeling different from, like, marvel ladies who run around in high heels and are strong because of that. i definitely remember there being some scenes dedicated exclusively to her, which is yes the bare minimum but still something that often doesn’t happen. basically, the very thing that it gets mocked for (having main characters with “unappealing” designs) is what makes it work.
4. it’s just a good movie
yeah i mean you can put all the good ideas you want in a movie but it has to be good and well. shrek is good. it has some gross out humor like a lot of children’s properties (even though it isn’t that jarring since sometimes it’s even used for characterization), it has some outdated things for more conscious modern audiences but those are also in a lot of things made years ago. shrek is still good. the setting of modern world with a medieval fantasy coat of paint works and it can be used for so many gags! the plots aren’t unique on a purely technical summary level but the approach is fresh and the execution is good. the chemistry between the characters works, the pacing is good, all the technical details are there and so are the emotional ones. i literally don’t know what else to say in this regard cause of course if it was a bad series i wouldn’t be defending it like this.
5. to conclude
there have been people who have talked about shrek in an objective way, without getting distracted by how hey it’s a meme! you know the movie that is a meme cause the main character is an ogre! , most notably schaffrillas productions. i could talk about how as a kid i liked it even though i hated a lot of movies that weren’t about animals and i only realized why when i got older (something about how the main characters are “outcasts” for no reason to be relatable, and you know they’d never be an outcast in real life cause they’re nothing like you, and you know that cause the characters like you were still the butt of the joke). shrek was made for different demographics cause it works on different levels, but the part for kids seemed to be made for kids like me. the message wasn’t “you’re secretly normal and the weirdos are others”, or “deep down you’re actually super special and cool and they’re just jealous”, but “even if you’re different it’s okay. even if you’re different in a way that is considered bad. you can still find people who love you and you can love them.”
it’s just incredible how, although it’s one of the most influential animated movies of all time, what got copied was the crude humor and the parody aspect (which is often implemented just for the sake of doing a parody) and not the heart of it.
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icipersona5-pricefamily · 4 years ago
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Who are your Top 5 fave Phantom Thieves of Hearts?
It could be just one or two, but sometimes you can't help it, but to love all of them. But there's always a fave or two and sadly a dislike. But let's focus on the top faves. Honestly for me... it's hard to chose. I mean I have my two faves, but do I have my top 5 faves? 🤔 Hmm... well, most do share the same spots... And please don't be mad at choices! 🙏 We all can't like the same the thing or person after all. Anyway! I will expose my top 5 and be warn, there are spoilers, so I advise you not to look at the list until you played the games or seen the walk through. If you like to spoil yourself, go ahead....
5. Sophia/Sophie. Why her? Well, she's adorable and an AI who has a Persona. She's not the first technology thing to have one, of course. But I like her plot and how she's trying to learn what a heart is. She has YoYo as her weapon which is cool and despite many let downs, she had learn from her teammates and understand what it means to be a Phantom Thief of Hearts. As the story goes, she was slowly losing her robot like voice and to find out how she was created! I like it! I'm gonna miss her...
4. Futaba Sakura/Oracle (Navi in Japan). Why? I just like her personalities and how she's a great hacker while trying to be outgoing. (You can do it, Futaba!). She's funny and I love her siblings relationship with Ren/MC and Yusuke. Her past was so sad and I just wanna hug her. I am glad she has an adopted dad like Sojiro and how she was willing to change her heart to save him. I'm really glad in Royal she has her victory pose after the all out attack. I just wish she'd had one in Strikers when things are looking bad, she actives her showtime to fully heal the HP and SP. PS, I love her UFO like Persona!!
3. Yusuke Kitagawa/Fox. I love this dork! He is beautiful, such a soul of an artist and kinda gullible in most things. He's a sweetie and never miss an opportunity to art. What happened to him in the past and in P5, I wanna protect him. I'm glad the Phantom Thieves came in to help and he becomes one. His relationship with Futaba is funny. They're like siblings to each other (Sorry to those who shipped them!). And he's sort of the first for Futaba to interact with. I do worry about his money situation, but he seems to be doing okay. I really wish Atlus added that you could date guys, I mean they made you date older women, but not a guy at close age to? O.o Anyway, Yusuke is a funny and sweet guy, kinda naive but a good guy. Kudos to the voice actors, both English and Japanese.
2. Morgana/Mona & Ryuji Sakamoto/Skull. Eh? Two?! Hey, it's hard to chose, okay? =3= Now why? Let's start with Morgana... He's a talking cat and he's adorable! (Morgana: I'm NOT a cat) Hehe... Anyway! He's like a mascot yet he's strong and wise in most situations. Despite being a cat in the real world, he still hangouts with the team to join in the fun. I love how he's smitten over Ann yet acts like a gentleman (sometimes) towards her and the fact he can become a bus (and helicopter in Royal) is awesome! I feel bad about when Morgana started to feel useless to the team and no one notice it until Haru appears as a thief. But I am glad he'd came back and to learn his past, wow! I nearly cried at the end of P5. I kinda wish he a human form like Teddie, but at least he kinda did in Royal. And I really wish his cat sprite has more reactions and stuff. The fact his Persona is Zorro... pfft X3c It's like Puss in Boots in Shrek! Now, Ryuji... He's such a good boy with a temper, but he has reasons why. Despite that, he's a good friend and never abandons his friends. Thanks to the MC, he slowly becomes who he should be and I'd a funny guy. I feel bad that his track team treated badly because of what happened and I kinda get it, but still... Anyway! He's like the loyal friend who got your back and is willing to stand up for his friends, even his life to save them. He even didn't judge the MC and becomes his first friend of Shujin Academy. Now, why both on the top fave 2? Well, they always bicker at each other yet they kinda get along sometimes. They both are close to the MC and they're funny like Yosuke and Teddie in P4. Glad their relationship had grew in Strikers and the fact that they are not afraid to blunt insults to each other. At least they're good friends.
Now, the top most fave(s), drum roll please........................
1. Ren Amamiya/Akira Kurusu/Joker & Zenkichi Hasegawa/Wolf. Again another spot is share! And before Strikers, Joker is still my top fave then Zenkichi came in, it's a tied. Let's start with Ren. Ren is handsome! He's cool and mysterious! The plot for him is perfect and how his Persona is Arsene is even more perfect. The background of his shows how hard life is, despite doing something good, he get punish in the end? That's bull crap and everyone treated him like he's a bad boy when he's not. Thankfully, he made friends and people around soon learns he's not a bad boy at all. Ren is charmer and he's still the guy who is willing to help those in need, of course that's up to the player. I do wish in Strikers that it kinda shown his distrust and trauma of the police. I would protect him and make any cops stay a safe distance from him. (Sorry Zenkichi) At least he kinda got his life back thanks to his friends and allies. Did I mention I like him? Seriously I do! 🥰 He's handsome and his smile... Sorry! Now, Zenkichi... This guy is a goof ball, the only adult of Phantom Thieves of Hearts and is a cop! Well, PubSec. He's like Dojima and Sojiro in one, sort of. At first, I did distrust due to he's a cop and all, plus you know in P4 and with Goro. I wasn't sure about him until I had watch the walk through and when first seeing him and when he'd laughed, I thought 'I might like this guy, but let's wait and see'. Now, I thought he would be a comic relief which he sort of is while still not trusting him until we learn he's a dad and how he'd lost his wife which 'Wait! He's a dad and had a wife who was killed in hit and run? Dojima 2?!' OwO I was surprised. Of course, not exactly the same, but similar plot. We get to learn about his past, his relationship with his daughter and why he was using the Phantom Thieves for such case. I start to feel bad for him and his daughter, heck even the Phantom Thieves felt bad. At some point, I did started to like him and Zenkichi was starting to bond with them and they even started to think as him part of the team. Once Zenkichi reveals why he'd hadn't caught the killer, I truly feel bad and understand why he let the killer go. Then boom! He has a Persona that fits him perfectly and such a cool Phantom Thief attire! 😳 That's when I fallen for him 'Dang it! First Joker now him!' He became like a dad of the team, always reminded them that despite what happened to the Monarch, it's still wrong what they're doing now. Despite how old he is (He's in his 40s) he can still fight and is cool! Still a goof ball good looking guy. Now, why both on the same spot? .....I love both them equally! 😍 They're both cool, good looking and those smirks... How dare Atlus did this to me?! I love their Personas. I wish we could see them having bonding moments though. *clears throat* Anyway. Because how I like them, as always I had created OCs to be with them. Hehe 😅
Now, for the rest of Phantom Thieves of Hearts. I do love them all, truly. Makoto is cool and she's the mom of the group. Ann is good friend to hangout, plus she's caring about others who had suffered. Haru is a sweetie who has scary side to her (Do not let her drive). Goro is someone that you wish he had saved sooner and yes I did hate him but I feel bad for what happened to him. Sumire, I wasn't sure about we had learn her background and wow! What a twist. I did call her a hypocrite while I can see why she thought that the people don't help themselves when reality the thieves gives courage and they done something to move on with some help, unlike what she did but I get it and I do like her persona.
Who would I want to be part of the team? Hmm... Hifumi since she was gonna be part of the team, but sadly that was cut off. She would've been better as a thief. Maybe Mishima, maybe! Sojiro... What?! It would've been cool, although he isn't young as he use to be, still. Lastly Maruki. I am surprised he doesn't count to be part of the team, but I guess it's because his Persona was kinda controlling him (I can't remember 😅) and didn't join the team. He would've been a neat addition to team, being a dad/uncle of the group. I feel bad for the guy and I get why did all that yet what about him? Doesn't he deserve to be happy to? Also... what happened to his girlfriend after the Metaverse vanishes in Royal? Anyway, he still like a sweet guy to me and I kinda wish Royal was mentioned in Strikers, but Strikers is technically a sequel/spin off to P5 since Strikers was part of P5, but it was too long and got cut. Hence of no mentioning of Royal.
Whew! Anyway! No hate on this, not everyone agrees with my choices and it's different from everyone opinions. But what about you guys? Got top faves and wish who would've been part of the team??
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Have you signed the petition for megamind 2?
No, I haven’t even seen the petition.
But... I’m not sure what good it’ll do? Dreamworks is a company and I think the only thing they’ll really listen to is money. *Maybe* if the recent re-interst in Megamind sparks a big enough rise in Streaming and home-media sales Dreamworks will be like “oh maybe Megamind wasn’t a Failure we should make another one” but I still really doubt it because there’s lots of Dreamworks movies who got a TON of retroactive recognition in recent years and none of that got them anything in terms of progress on a sequel. Sorry if I sound overly-pessimistic, but... yeah, I just don’t see it happening. Dreamworks’ not gonna listen to the dedicated cult fanbase of mostly-young-adult animation fans, they wanna appeal to mainstream general audience of parents and children.
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(this is such a dumbass executive logic qoute from Katzenberg, btw. Shrek and Kung-Fu Panda are just as much ‘movie genre parodies’ as Megamind and Monsters vs Aliens are and those two of the biggest franchises Dreamworks has. It’s not the parody aspect that’s the factor here.)
Plus... tbh, I’m not sure if a want a Megamind sequel??? Like, problem is that the Most Intersting Story to be told with Megamind - how he stopped being evil and became good - has already been told. I’m afraid that a Megamind sequel will either be:
A. not as intersting or novel as the first one since it’ll just be a straighforward superhero story where the superhero just happens to look really evil. B. lean too hard on Megamind’s villainous past and either have him temporarily turn evil again or have to stop some old evil invention of his (much like in “Buttom of Doom”, which... I suspect was made out of some ideas for a potential Megamind sequel before the movie turned to be a financial disappointment and Dreamworks quietly scrapped all of their attempts to make it a franchise). And I feel this will just end up being frustrating and will kinda undermine Megamind’s turn for good in the original movie cause he’ll never get a chance to actually be a proper hero. 
Option A is the preferable one to me, but neither is super-great. 
Nah, if I actually had the power to make Dreamworks actually Care About Megamind again, I wouldn’t ask them to make a sequel movie, I would actually want a TV Show!
1. Superhero media actually works really well in an episodic format.  2. TV Show means lower stakes than in the movie so I’ll be more okay with the idea that it’s just a regular superhero show with a really evil-looking superhero. 3. And you can have episodes that are about cleaning up his old evil inventions or Megamind temporarly turning evil again and stuff like that, but they’ll be sandwiched between episodes where Megamind does actual heroics beyond ‘cleaning up his own damn messes’ so it’ll feel more acceptable.  4. A TV-Show would be a good excuse to revamp the visual style, cause tbh that’s the weakest part of the movie. They’ve made some 2D TV adaptations of their CGI work, and maybe that’ll help. Cause I like all of those character-design IDEAS, it’s just that it doesn’t quite work with their exectution in the movie. 
(I don’t know if I could magic-up Dreamworks into also making it a GOOD TV-Show, the biggest advantage to a theatrical movie is that there’s more chance that they’ll put Actual Effort into it.)
Alternatively, Megamind: The Musical would be EXTREMELY cool! Like... the one Villainy-Thing that Megamind has not delivered to us is an actual proper original Villain Song. And I think the story would fit fell into a musical format. And also... can you imagine a stage version of the PRESENTATION scene? Can you imagine watching the PRESENTATION scene happening on a stage right in front of you???
(I just recently found out that Megamind’s Hebrew dub voice is this long-time theatre-guy who just does dubbing as a side-gig and he actually has experience on Broadway AND he was a pretty good Megamind. So fuck it, that’s my fancast. It’ll never happen because by all accounts I’ve seen of him he’s this super-artsy guy so I’ll dunno if you could get him to do a damn Dreamworks Musical but this is such a pie-in-the-sky idea anyway for so many reasons so yeah.... FUCK IT, THAT’S MY FANCAST.)
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keelymewett · 4 years ago
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Zombie Movie: I Am Legend (2007)
“Here’s Karen at the health desk.”
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Karen from the health desk. (Picture: A female news anchor, Karen from the health desk.)
Language warning (sorry kids, but this is an MA15+ movie). 
I shit you not, that’s one of the opening quotes of the movies. So, friends and enemies, welcome to the longest review I’ve done of a zombie movie yet. It’s 1:35am here in Australia and I’ve just finished rewatching I Am Legend, everything’s fresh in my mind and I’m hyped up on chocolate. 
This movie has incredible tension, a fresh take on the zombie apocalypse, and it’s based on the 1954 novel by Richard Matherson, which inspired the modern day vampire and zombie movies. Why you may ask? Because it popularised the concept of a worldwide apocalypse due to a disease... now I’m beginning to realise that watching zombie movies during a global pandemic maybe wasn’t the best idea I’ve ever had. Any who. 
YouTube rewind made me forget how bloody good of an actor Will Smith is, and boy does he deliver in this movie. Robert’s (that his character, btw, though I will probably end up just referring to the character as Will Smith) interactions with Sam the goodest girl in the world (she’s a dog) and the mannequins is incredible.
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The goodest girl in the world. (Picture: A dog (I’m sorry - I don’t know dog breeds! I’m 99% sure she’s a German Shepard) being given a bath and head scratches by Will Smith.)
Now: three things to look forward to in this “review” (assuming you read the spoilery section below). One: how realistic is this apocalypse? Two: there’s a dog. Three: zombie vampires. Vampire zombies? 
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Backgrounds details! (Picture: Will Smith opened the fridge. On the fridge door are photos of his wife and daughter, a calendar dated for December, a drawing with “Marley” written in kids handwriting, post-it notes, a pamphlet with the heading “Quarantine”, and a Time Magazine cover of Robert Neville (Will Smith). The title reads (heading) “Saviour?” (sub-heading) “Soldier, Scientist” (body of text) “In a Battle that Could Save Thousands of Lives, Lt. Col. Robert Neville Takes on the XV Virus.”
Also, there’s banging in my house at the moment and when I say I’m peaking. I’m going to need to listen to some music while I write this.
Read on for a fun time! Spoilers ahoy!
Realism (the really relevant part. Yikes)
Okay, so what’s this fresh take on the apocalypse? Basically, this doctor cures cancer and it all goes to shit from there. I’m not 100% on the logistical jump from “destroying cancer cells” to “humans (and animals) becoming bloodthirsty mutants that burn in the sun” - for instance, this is just my sci-fi high-school biology and physics brain working here, cancer is basically a rogue cell that mutates other cells and destroys them in the process, yeah? So if the doctor, like she said, uses these cancer cells to work for the body and in the process “cures” cancer, wouldn’t the humans just... infect each other and the virus would kill the host if it went south? Given, that did happen in like 90% of cases as Will Smith explains, but where does the sunlight allergy come in? Is cancer afraid of UV? Confused, but I digress. 
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... Is that my queen, Missy, from Umbrella Academy? (Picture: A woman with blood leaking from her eyes, holding a child and shouting for help.)
The scene where they’re listening to the radio and the guy is like we’re “issuing a military quarantine of New York City” I’m like bitch you wish. Unrealistic. The USA currently (9/10/2020) has the highest cases of COVID-19 in the world (for future historians and poor school children, it’s at 7.68 MILLION cases, no statistic for recovered cases for some weird ass reason, and sadly, 212,000 deaths. For reference, here in Australia we’ve had as of today 27,206 cases, 24,807 recovered and 897 deaths. New Zealand, who went into hard lockdown, had as of today, 1,864 cases, 1,800 recovered, and 25 deaths, with a period where there were 0 new cases for several days.)
Though, with that in mind, everyone going outside and gathering in large crowds? Realistic. 
The actual movie part
Praises time! Will Smith has a stockpile of food. Also, him getting Sam (the dog) to eat her vegetables like she’s a little kid? Cutest thing ever. 
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Stockpilesss. (Picture: Will Smith wearing an apron and preparing a meal in a kitchen chock full of food items, including things like Pringles and spaghetti sauce.)
Setting alarms on his watch for sunset? Brilliant, smart idea, fantastic. Re-enforced windows and door, AND booby-trapped house? Incredible, genius. Setting traps to catch the zomvamps? (like the dumb name I just came up with? Don’t worry, I’ll reveal the stupid arbitrary name they ACTUALLY came up with later) Talent, intelligence. 
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Dude, why wouldn’t you restrain the head/chest? You know, the part that can bite you? (Picture: Will Smith in a lab coat standing over a female zombie-vampire who’s been secured to a metal bench by the wrists and ankles. Medical monitors are connected to her.)
Now, Will Smith is out here looking for a cure. And by looking, I mean actively creating. In a lab. He washes his hands before going in - *chef’s kiss* follow his example - and unlike other zombie movies where it’s super dramatic in the hunt for a cure, this is a lot more chill considering it’s a) been 3 years and b) is more like how science actually works. Trials, tests, animal test-subjects (there is a debate about the ethics of this which I won’t go into here) (I mean a debate in real life not in the zombie movie haha) and human test-subjects. 
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“Did you kidnap my girlfriend, bro?” (Picture: bald, pale muscular dude-bro-looking zombie-vampire roaring in rage.)
The mother-fracking zombies
I have to say it: these are the most dumbass looking vampire-zombies. I say vampire-zombies (zomvamps) because they avoid sunlight but also eat people? 
Now, unlike most zombie movies, these are really bloody intelligent zomvamps. At one point, after setting a booby trap and catching a zomvamp after stumbling into a nest of them, Robert says “They’re not showing any human social behaviour.” Hahahaha. Okay bitch first of all dude bro screamed when you kidnapped his mate, secondly dude bro has pet dogs, thirdly dude bro fucking caught you in a trap. He took revenge on you there, love. He followed you home!
The zomvamps are apex predators, can climb, run, hunt in packs, communicate with each other, set booby traps, make coordinated attacks, follow you home, learn where you live and remember it, and holy fuck humans had no chance. 
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Thank you for clarifying, because I actually found this quite funny. Like, look at him! (Picture: dude-bro zombie-vampire from earlier growling in front of a flaming car. The zombie-vampires are very CGI, pale, fish-person looking things with pale skin and completely bald of hair. This guy is wearing ripped clothes. The caption reads “Growls menacingly”.)
Random things I have in my notes but haven’t mentioned yet (yes I took notes) 
What’s with the apocalypse and mannequins? Looking at you, Five (Umbrella Academy). 
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(Picture: Will Smith looking at a “female” mannequin, who is dressed in a coat and black bob wig. They’re in a movie store. Funnily enough, behind the mannequin is the “Adult” section of the films.)
I agree with the fuck-that-shit sentiment when you see a mannequin suddenly appear in a different part of the city - like how in the hell?? 
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(Picture: Will Smith aiming a rifle at a mannequin in an orange jumper. Mannequin is usually located outside of the movie store, yet here it is randomly in the middle of the street at the end of a T-section. There are tall glass windows behind the mannequin, and the window to the right has a giant, gaping pitch black hole in it. It’s presumed that there is a nest of zombie-vampires in there.)
... so is this a booby trap for humans or for zomvamps? Because the former makes sense if that dude bro zomvamp analysed Will Smith’s trap from earlier and remade it (hence dropped the car off a bridge to string him up), and the latter doesn’t really make sense because a) you’ll only catch (and probably kill) one zomvamp and why would you want only one unless you’re Robert and two why tf aren’t you meeting up with Robert he’s been broadcasting and racing around town hunting deer (elk?) in a sports car. 
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I’d like to know how hard it actually is to do like a weird sit-up and get yourself free of one of these kinds of traps. Am I dumb for thinking it’s not that hard? (Picture: Will Smith is suspended in the air by a rope tied around his ankle, the result of a booby-trap. He’s struggling to free himself.)
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Come on, you’re literally a doctor and a soldier. Don’t tell me you’re actually considering pulling that out? (Picture: Will Smith has been impaled in the leg by something. It looks like he’s about to attempt to pull it out. He’s in the middle of the street as the sun sets, and Sam is right next to him.)
Sam is a queen. Here are some photos of her.
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(Picture: Robert Neville’s wife carrying a baby Sam - Sam is a puppy, by the way, and very adorable. Neville’s young daughter is walking out of the gate to their house behind her mother.)
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(Picture: Will Smith in a flashback saying goodbye to his wife and daughter and crying. Sam is licking away his tears.)
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Sometimes I hate foreshadowing. (Picture: Will Smith searching a house. He opens a cupboard and there’s a newspaper article with a picture of a zombie-vampire dog. The article reads “Infected dogs can come out at dusk. Stay in the light.” There’s a number to call for questions.)
Worst birthday ever. Now I’m sad and there’s still half the movie left. 
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(Picture: Will Smith sitting on the floor of his lab, hugging Sam, who’s just been bitten by infected dogs.) 
Get Shrek’d.
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(Picture: The ‘Shrek’ movie playing on the TV in Neville’s house.)
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Ma’am, do you not know how to ration? That is such a waste of food. (Picture: the woman and kid who rescued Will Smith have cooked breakfast. She’s cooked way too many scrambled eggs for two adults and a kid, and all the of the bacon for literally no reason.)
Oh yeah, wanna know what they call the zombies in this movie? 
Dark Seekers. They dropped that one on us well into the final half of the movie. Dark Seekers? Really? I won’t get into how dumb that sounds when you had two options to choose from - vampires and zombies. Hell, go with my suggestion of zomvamps, even vampzoms. Dark Seekers? Sorry, I get hung up on dumb zombie-alternative names. Sure, I get the atmosphere might be ruined by calling them vampires or zombies, but not even lying I didn’t realise she said “Dark Seekers” until I turned the CC on to grab a quote. I thought she said “Dog Keepers” hahahaha. “The dog keepers got them.” My defence is that the dude bro did keep dogs. 
Finally, wrapping this up at 2:15 before I add in pictures, you’re telling me approximately 100 zomvamps made a coordinated attack on Will Smith’s house to eat... 3 people? That’s like me and a hundred mates descending on the pentagon for a fucking snickers bar. We’d get like an atom each. 
Oh, what’s that? They’re here to rescue one person? Really? Really? How in the fuck are they even zombies if their primary purpose isn’t to eat humans. I’m disappointed. But points for a fresh take, at least. 
Now one of the things I remember about this movie is that is has an alternate ending. The actual ending (huge spoilers but then again, you’re in the spoiler section) has Will Smith sacrifice himself (read: blow himself and the zomvamps up with a grenade) to defend the cure and save his new friends. The alternate ending, which was scrapped due to negative audience reaction, has Will Smith communicate with the zomvamps who like actually calm down and listen to him. He gives the dude bro back his friend, and... no one dies. 
I’m sorry, how is an ending where, sure, a cure isn’t found YET, but, the “villains” of the movie are humanised and a new side of them is seen that shows, hey, maybe there’s another way through this apocalypse, better than an ending where Will Smith dies? Make it make sense test audience. Because, remember, there’s still a whole bunch of immune people living out here, and three of them are currently in the same room. Robert’s only been working on the cure for 3 years. How many years do you reckon it takes to cure cancer? Hint: it’s ongoing in real life. Just because the cure isn’t found in the movie doesn’t mean it won’t be found. Ughhhh. I digress again. 
I have more random photos but I am very tired. If anyone’s interested in hearing me roast butterflies, the world not actually ending in 2012, and a missed pun about Until Dawn (even though it was made like ten years after this), and a quick analysis on Robert Neville and God, let me know :) 
Have a great day everyone, wash your hands, social distance if possible, and quarantine. Just because the COVID-19 virus isn’t turning us into zombies doesn’t mean it isn’t hurting us. 
Worldwide statistics, 9/10/2020: 36.2M total cases, 25.3M recovered, 1.06M deaths. 
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(Picture: Will Smith saying “I like ‘Shrek’ after just quoting an entire scene of it to win a kid’s trust.)
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purplesurveys · 4 years ago
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All About the Letter S
Animals I Like: Sharks, snakes, seals, sheep, snails. Foods I Like: Seafood! Shrimp, squid, sea urchin, salmon, scallops. I also really like spaghetti, sushi, sashimi, steak, satay, sandwiches, samgyeopsal, and shawarma. I Know Someone Who’s (jobs): My cousin works in sales but I’m not sure what his exact title is. My mom is a secretary in her work while my dad used to be a sous chef. Other than them I know a security guard, singer, set designer, and screenwriter.
I Wouldn’t Mind Visiting: Spain, Sweden, Sri Lanka, South Africa, Salt Lake City, Sapporo, Seoul, Sao Paulo, and San Antonio so I can visit my aunt, uncle, and cousins hahaha. I wanna go back to Singapore and South Korea too (I went to a different region which is why I still listed down Seoul). Sometimes I Feel: Sad, of course that’s gotta be on here. Sullen, sentimental, scared, sarcastic.
Music I Listen To: Sam Smith, Silent Sanctuary, Solange, Sleeping With Sirens, SZA. Also used to listen to Sick of it All and The Sex Pistols in high school.  Movies I’ve Seen: Schindler’s List, Spotlight, The Shawshank Redemption, The Shape of Water, The Shining, Sabrina, Silver Linings Playbook, Scream, Scream 4, Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, Shrek 2, Steve Jobs, Salt, Split, Shutter Island, Signs, Slumdog Millionaire, The Sixth Sense. First few minutes of Se7en before I got a little bored, oops. Names I Like: Seraphina, Sabrina, Sabine, Sandrine, Sophia, Stephanie, Shiloh, Scarlett, Sienna, Sierra, Suri. And now, onto the random questions! 1. Is summer your favorite season? Why or why not? We only get two seasons, and technically summer isn’t even one of them. We do get a ~dry~ season which is basically summer, and I personally hate it for the most part because I’ve never liked the heat unless I’m at the beach – which I don’t get to do a lot because the dry season takes place right in the middle of the semester. I hate sweating too, so yeah it’s just uncomfortable for me all around. 2. What’s your favorite kind of sandwich? Monte Cristo and spicy chicken. 3. Do you enjoy sushi? Aw man I love sushi dude. Can’t wait till I’m rich enough to buy platters of them just for myself all the time. 4. Are you any good at spelling? Yeah. I realized I had a knack for them early on when we’d do spelling tests in grade school and I kept getting perfect marks while everyone failed lol. Or idk, maybe my classmates were just bad at spelling. Whatever it is, I ended up really liking spelling and at one point Akeelah and the Bee was my favorite movie. 5. Who’s your favorite superhero? Not big on that whole genre. Wonder Woman if I had to give an answer. 6. Do you feel like you have a sixth sense? What is it? Nopes. I kinda sorta hold a belief in some aspects of the supernatural, but I don’t claim to have seen or heard anything. 7. Do you drink soda? If so, what’s your favorite kind? No. Hate the fizzy feeling in my tongue and throat. 8. Favorite kind of soup? Miso. Always have to have it when I get Japanese food. 9. What brand of dish soap do you use? How about hand soap? Sanitizer? Shampoo? Shaving cream? Oh man I’m too lazy to check haha but as far as I know we have Joy dishwashing liquid, and Dove for my shampoo, Green Cross alcohol (we use alcohol at home instead of sanitizers). 10. Do you stutter a lot? Only when I’m made to speak on something I don’t know about/I didn’t prepare enough for. 11. Do you smile often? Sure.  12. Have you ever stolen anything before? What was it? Pens that are left behind on a desk or that were dropped onto the floor, though I only do that if I’ve run out of pens. I still feel uncomfortable about stealing anything, in general. 13. What is sacred to you? Friends. 14. Skateboarding, skiing, sledding, or surfing? Skiing sounds like a lot of fun. 15. Do you remember Stoop Kid? Nope. 16. Have you ever collected seashells by the seashore? I’ve collected them but I always put them back in the sand right after. 17. Has anyone ever slapped you before? Yes, my brother. It’s why I have entirely stopped talking to him. 18. How many swimsuits do you own? I have several one-piece swimsuits. I have way more bikinis because I find them more comfortable to wear. 19. Did you used to love stickers as a kid? How about as an adult? I loved them then and I love them now. I once covered my parents’ cabinet with Disney-themed stickers when I was like five. By some miracle my mom never gave me shit for that, which I give her tons of credit for because looking back on it, it was a shitty thing to do with a cabinet and my work wasn’t too pretty either, lol. 20. Are you afraid to stand on the scale? No but I do get worried whenever it dips to 90-92 lbs. [a-zebra-is-a-striped-horse]
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snowtimeisbesttime · 5 years ago
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Thoughts and questions on Volume 10, routes 1 and 2! ...finally.
-Back in Homestuck both Feferi and Eridan got the short end of the stick screentime-wise, but here, they both got a nice bunch of much-needed Interesting Stuff! It's a shame we're (almost surely) heading back to Earth now, to befriend the heck out of the alpha kids.
~ROUTE 2~
-MC expected the Heiress to be super awful, and then Feferi has literally 2 good endings (whose achievements seem to be reversed route-wise?) and her bad ending you get by actively choosing not to further interact with her. And of course, she's already very much against the Empire, even if she doesn't quite seem to interact with it...
-Maybe I read too many fanfics where all of the beta trolls rebel, but I'm kinda surprised that The Rebellion's still a Vriska & Terezi only thing. Let's hope we get to see if Fef does join up...
-Looks like the whole “Witches living in the middle of nowhere with their extremely powerful guardians” thing is starting to become a trend, huh? In Feferi's specific case her meteor probably fell right in front of Gl'bgolyb (a pretty damn large area, actually), who would’ve then immediately gone “holy shit a sky baby” and adopted her.
-Considering that the Condesce can just come down to Alternia and personally get rid of the Heiress (singular, explicitly), living so far from everything was probably a blessing in disguise. And maybe also NOT being involved with how the planet's run- though we'd have to ask a certain Trizza Hiveswap about that...
-She was planning on waiting thousands of sweeps before challenging the Condesce, though iirc the whole thing with Heiresses challenging HIC was something demanded by their shared lusus... She didn't really bother with future ruling plans in Homestuck because they were going to play SGRUB; though Glubglub also bonded more strongly with Feferi because HIC was too far from Alternia... enough to actively favor her over the Empress?
-We also get even more confirmation that seadwellers are OP: Feferi blows up a huge air bubble (that stays on the ocean floor) for MC not to drown like it's nothing, and she's very likely even stronger than Equius*. Meanwhile, Eridan gets thrown through a party cannon (that was just there on the airship for reasons i guess??) AND has Daraya's mall thrown at him by Sollux, and practically walks it off, though he does say later that it was close. You know who'd be a Great Additional Data Point??? Cridea Jeevik.......
-*However, they would not fight, as they both stan Nepeta. On a more serious note, having Feferi interact on-screen with the other trolls would've been very nice... she's hanging out with Sollux in Eridan's route but We Don't See It... We know she's friends with Kanaya, and she also had a pretty nice interaction with Vriska back on one of the walkaround flashes too,
-On seadwellers in general- neck gills are canon (though if i remember correctly a Very Old Tumblr Post, that'd actually not be the best place to have gills? Idk tho), as we can see in Feferi's route; and then we have Eridan, who we know has spent very little time underwater in his entire life, with his scarf *and* a high neck shirt. (this might just be me but. wouldn't it be super uncomfortable to have clothing touching one's gills??? i guess it would kinda depend on the specific take on gills, biology wise)
-Feferi owns a ~fancy air-producing conch shell~, so that's that for any fan seadwellers that Need to have landdwelling friends over.
-MC theorizes that there might be something that makes adult empresses evil... something external, such as a powerful curse of some sort... which would have to transfer from dead empress to freshly crowned empress somehow... really makes you think...
-Feferi can use one of Glubglub's eyes (?) as a crystal ball from which she can access the Actual Dark Motherfucking Carnival, and get metaphysical advice from there. And the one giving her said advice is our precious clown son Karako, who may or may not have gotten like 10 degrees on weird meta shit since we last saw him- assuming he's the same bapy as last time...
-According to Karako or whomstever is speaking through him, there's a creator above this world's creator, as well as another creator above him, and another one above her, and so on and so forth maybe? Wonder what's this setting up for........
-Feferi can either meditate her way up through layers and layers of meta, so she might access them and interact with them, or choose to change stuff in the Alternia she knows and lives in, small as it may be; both these endings have a lot of potential for cool stuff that I hope we'll get to see. Depending on the choice, MC is either a cheese or a marshmallow.
-In Fef's bad end, MC wonders about the workings and limits of their plot armor; they do give it a good whirl in this entire volume.
-I am incredibly pleased to announce that the ally/eely pun also works in Spanish (aliado/anguilado)
~ROUTE 1~
-We find out that both Vriska and Feferi have dumped Eridan- the first's likely busy being gay and doing revolutions with Terezi, but what happened (besides charming quirks such as charging for listening to him brooding) to make Fef break it off? In Homestuck she broke things off with him as soon as they were in the game and Glubglub didn't have to be fed 413 lusii a minute, but there's no SGRUB in Pesterquest; we see Fef's mom in her route, yet we don't hear anything about Eridan's whole Orphaner Jr thing...
-Regarding his additional lack of friends: it's perfectly understandable that Kanaya would drop him, considering she had to deal with a lot of his bullshit back in the comic, but I thought Karkat was actually friends with Eridan? Before Murderstuck of course, but that's obviously not happened in Pesterquest...
-Eridan's 13 years old (and also in charge of feeding glubglub, let's not forget that), where the hell has he found the time to make a nuisance of himself (to the point where employees in some places are legally allowed to stab him if he bothers them) on like half the actual planet????
-MC's reaction when confronted with a room full of fancy clothing is, of course, Big Hype... And wanting something new for their wardrobe.
-so, are Eridan and Roxy nb wizard solidarity?
-Chances are everybody’s already seen this by now orz but I need it to establish a base: Hussie's made an statement where he explained -amongst other things- Eridan's deal with Shrek, originally from [S] Collide. That post could be summarized as:
1) highblood lusii tend to suck ass because of high expectations and low emotional availability, & seahorsedad wasn't an exception; so when the trolls were looking up human stuff back in the meteor and Eridan found Shrek, he saw him as a Good Lusus Figure.
2) Sollux, however, has a good dad that loves and supports his trans son (as sollux trans confirmed) and is also Kinda Ogre Shaped, and Eridan resents him for that → rivalry
3) (it's also confirmed that the eridan from [s] collide was legitimately so happy to be spending time with his dad shrek that he never realized he was dead)
-So: where did Eridan (more like whoever’s in charge of the cinema actually?) get Shrek 2 from if he's never had any contact with humans in this timeline / reality / canon chunk??? It might be one of the Funky Timeline Changes we made in Aradia's route.
-Also: if Eridan knows Sollux is trans (implied in the post but not confirmed), then the conversation the two have later in the route (and specifically Why Eridan begins that conversation) kiiinda takes a dump on his talk about gender (which otherwise is a very good sign that he's got the potential to be a decent person IF he gets his shit together and also thinks about other things -most obviously the hemospectrum- with the same level of depth and all that).
-MC's had their first taste of their Homestuck memories. Let's see how they get them back this time.
-not to self plug (too much) but one of Eridan's fancy articles of clothing looks a Lot like an outfit that's appeared in Mirrorbent?? (← warning for a bit of blood) The one with the purple and yellow gradient in the rack furthest to the right... the one in mirrorbent is basically Gramma Loreto Rights: The Jacket
-After the rollercoaster of hapenings that is his route, Eridan finally understands that he's got to change himself and unlearn all of Alternia's bullshit if he wants his situation to change for the better. Can't believe it took getting An Actual Mall thrown at him to make him realize that...........
-(That mall is of course the one from Daraya's Friendsim- and she sure felt like a Destruction class back then... 2x hopeprince combo mayhaps?)
-Kanaya said in Sollux's route that it was less than advisable for him to overexert his powers, and the only thing he *doesn't* use here is his psionic blasts- hope he's fine! (then again this is probably our last volume on alternia and blah blah blah)
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eclipsing-maestro · 5 years ago
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Get to Know Me!
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1. Dogs or Cats?
Both! I can’t favor one over the other, both their fluffiness is too much in equal ; ;
2. YouTube celebrities or normal celebrities?
Uhhhhs idk. Never dwelled on a favorite celebrity but I’d guess I’d go with... yeah I don’t know ^~^; sorry..
3. If you could live anywhere where would that be?
I’d probably live somewhere that snows, because where I live never snows and where I was born always had snow.... or maybe somewhere that’s a little more relaxing and I sometimes like the sound of a city, nothing utopia’ish or anything but somewhere that’s pretty decent. Mainly I just wanna live in Tokyo Japan xD
4. Disney or DreamWorks?  
Disney! I’m not too familiar with Dreamworks other than Shrek cus I love the Shrek trilogy, but I’ve just been growing up looking at lots of Disney movies and series and stuff, Hercules and Aladdin are my favorites!
5. Favourite childhood TV show?
I can’t remember... but I think I use to watch a lot of very old Cartoon Network shows but my mom use to tell me I watched a lot of Johnny Bravo and Samurai Jack (before it went to Adult Swim...which is nice I think)
6. The movie you’re looking forward to most in 2020
Honestly I can’t wait for MULAN! I love that Disney movie!
7. Favorite book you read in 2019?
I haven’t read any story books in 2019... majorly the only books I read this year was mostly just about Cosmology and Astonomy stuff, but I really should get more books to read next year
8. Marvel or DC?
I’d probably go with Marvel. I watch DC stuff but it’s mostly Batman related xD For Marvel I look at too much stuff related to the Avengers and sometimes the X-Men
9. If you choose Marvel favorite member of the X-Men? If you choose DC favourite Justice League member?
For X-Men I’d go with Deadpool, and for Justice League I’d go with Red Hood!
10. Night or Day?
I’m a Nightowl, that sums it up :^)
11. Favourite Pokemon?  
RAICHU BECAUSE THEY ARE ELECTRIC CUTE CHONK
I like Yveltal too
12. Top 5 bands:
Coldrain
Shinedown
Fatal FE (Fail Emotions)
Disturbed
Three Days Grace
13. Top 10 books.
Can’t Get There from Here from Todd Strasser
The Giver from Lois Lowry
StarGirl from Jerry Spinelli
Maniac Magee from Jerry Spinelli
.... that’s all I know ^~^; everything else is just Mangas
14. Top 4 movies
Terminator
Deadpool
Superbad
21 Jumpstreet
15. America or Europe?
Both!
16. Tumblr or Twitter?
Both kinda. I have a Twitter for my screenshots also and one for just looking at art, games, memes and random shit posts, but I do the same on Tumblr too xD this one is just mainly lore about my Muse Vitale lol
17. Pro-choice or Pro-life?
Pro-choice
18. Favorite YouTuber?
JasonParadise because I love his guitar hero streams of the meme songs he plays xDD
19. Favorite author?
Hmmm... Jerry Spinelli I guess... I’m bad with having favorite ^~^; I’m sorry
20. Tea or Coffee?
COFFEEEEEE
but tbh I’d pick both
21. OTP?
I’m too much a brain balloon with shipping x-x I can understand OTP, I’d guess I’d go as to say my favorite OTP is Jaunne X Pyrrha from RWBY HOPEFULLYBLAKEANDYANGTOOIMSORRY
22. Do you play an instrument/sing?
I played Guitar, Electric and Acoustic (mostly) and Bass since middle school! Started to play Piano in High School. Mainly I play the Bass. Does Singing in the shower count?
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myhalloweendreams · 7 years ago
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gtkm 🌙
tagged by the lovely @honeyedmilks​ <3
(sorry it took me so long to answer ... I suck)
how tall are you: 5′6 ? i think ? (i converted it but i don’t really get how it works  so i’m not sure if it’s right or not !! but 171cm)
what colour are your eyes: I have boring brown eyes.... I wish i had black eyes they’re awesome or blue they are beautiful
do you wear contacts and/or glasses: glasses ... I suck at putting contacts so I only use them when going out for free and spontaneous peer pressure
do you wear braces: nope, never had to... but I still have a milk-tooth that I had to cover
what is your fashion style: i don’t have money enough to buy nice things style + my mom is very controlling and will vet things and if you buy it anyway she will throw it out of the window style - but I normally dress like: I don’t like to show skin, I don’t fell comfortable in dresses or skirts and I don’t use bright colors or patterns or anything that draws attention to me... so you’ll find mostly in black jeans and plain or simple stamp dark shirt (probably black) bonus points if it’s long enough to end under my butt and something over it (like a  sweater or jacket or something ....probably has something to do with my need of not showing skin) and my favorite short boots. There isn’t much for my mom complain and it doesn’t show skin and mostly is comfortable  (when it isn’t too hot... i suffer a little when it’s) so it’s what I normally go with
when were you born:  may 28th
how old are you: old !! how i say since i was  little kid(and i’m talking about my five years old self) i was born a 60 years old person and i’m just growing older from there (I don’t only was a kid who had an easier time communicating with adults, but I never wanted to play with the other kids, I have back problems, I would take everything serious and be responsible, I nagged even the adults about wrong and right and so on... I was born old)
do you have any siblings: hm yes . one brother (younger) ...he’s awful ... next question
what school/ college do you go went to: interior design 
what kind of student are you: I have always been a good student, but I talked a lot in class... but now that I think about it I had to teach myself everything because I couldn’t concentrate enough, but I was always an overachiever and the teacher’s favorite, but never the best student (I made a conscious effort to not be the best - second is always better than first as it’s be the second in command in any group, never the leader... you’re good enough to be heard but the attention is not on you... I can’t handle attention).... I was always the one to assemble the power points and group’s essays, because that way I would know that it would be done(I’m always freaking out so I couldn’t handle not know if the others weren’t doing their part or if it wasn’t going to be finished) and I would always research everyone’s part so I knew that it wouldn’t lack one part if that person didn’t do its part, but I would always include the information they researched in the essay, but in that way I at least would know that I wasn’t writing nonsense on the essay when they gave me their part and it would be a tool to help the ones that had a hard time finding their part (I liked to be prepared and I liked to be able to help who needed and I liked to know all the subject being researched, normally a lot more profoundly than needed to do the essay ... as I said overachiever)
what are your favorite subjects: arts, math, statistics and I do love history, but not the school subject (I had a mix of bad and not interested teachers in this one)
what are your favorite movies: i have no idea !! you ask my favorite movie and all movies that I ever watched just vanishes from my mind. I can try to think in a few that I like (but probably not my favorite) I guess...
The Mummy 1 & 2 (that Sofia cited)
Zombie ones (like Dawn of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead, World War Z, Train to Busan, etc)
i love animated movies (some of them: Shrek 2, Coco, How to Train Your Dragon, Coraline, Mulan, Anastasia, The Nightmare Before Christmas... I could keep citing animated movies for a long time here)
Grinch
The Covenant
Pride and Prejudice
The A-Team
Hero movies (even the bad ones)
Rom-coms (but I can’t think in any rn)
Silly comedies (i’m saying silly like the mummy ones and not over-sexual and stupid like american pie... i hate that kind of movie)
That’s all that I can think of rn :X
what are your favorite pastimes: I live from one distraction to another... Sooo, there’s a few...
I listen to music, a lot, while doing everything (I shouldn’t be let alone with my thoughts... ever); I read as much as my concentration and motivation let me; I watch stuff (like tv shows, dramas, movies and not so often: youtube videos); I draw sometimes when my motivation let me(... can I still say that after all this time? there is probably more than a year that I don’t draw anything), I blog and scroll down in the blue hell a lot; I look through and save pins on my Pinterest; I do some diy projects, i really like it but it’s linked to my motivation too so I do less and less stuff as the time passes; there were a time where I would play on my phone but it’s memory it’s too small and I can’t have games anymore; I used to play videogame too but I kind of linked it to my father so I don’t do that anymore; I create stupid stories or scenarios in my head; I really like to play around with photoshop; and I like to learn new things or tricks in things that I already know how to use/do
so you have any regrets: I have only regrets
what is your dream job: i dunno... you have to want to have a future for want to do something in the future i guess
would you like to get married: nope
do you want kids? how many if so: nope... i love kids but nope. Pregnancy is a terrifying thing and everyone painting it as a beautiful full of flowers and rainbows experience is lying. But even if it (pregnancy) wasn’t a problem put another person in this world would not only hypocrite of me, but a really mean thing to do. The world sucks every day more and bring an innocent life to this hell would be mean. Well, if I ever find any will to live I could adopt I guess... the kid is already here and I could at least love her/him, protect and give them the best I can, i guess.... No, I’m too afraid to become my mom, I don’t think I can do that. :(
how many countries have you visited: i can’t even say that i have visited mine... i know like three cities of it. I wish I had ever went to another country.
what was your scariest dream: i dunno... maybe the one where i was in this big ass house that i don’t know and i was running away and i could feel something hunting me  and keep entering in different rooms or not being able to open doors and never finding a way out, and i started to run slower  and i was terrified and then a very graphic version of the hunter of the left 4 dead that my brain created jumped in front of me and then in my face. Maybe not the worse since I have had several nightmares through my life but pretty terrifying and I remember it know..... and what kind of question is that?! who wants to think about that D:
do you have a boyfriend/ girlfriend/ significant other: nope... i’m asexual 
put your playlist on shuffle and without skipping the first 15 songs:
almost gave myself a heart attack since I forgot to check the volume~
(I got my old ipod for the last five of the list, because I still listen to it... but it haven’t see a new music for like seven years)
Perfect Man - BTS (cover)
Ciao Adios - Anne-Marie
Often - The Weeknd (i didn’t even knew i was listening to a remix)
Play Hard - Krewella
The Edge - Tonight Alive
I Hate Everything About You - Three Days Grace 
Pocketful Of Sunshine - Natasha Bedingfield
Fight Song - Rachel Platten
Now I'm That Bitch - Livvi Franc ft. Pitbull
The Outsider - Black Veil Brides
Tea Party - Kerli
Call Me When You’re Sober - Evanescence
C’est Moi - Marie-Mai
Papa Don’t Preach - Kelly Osbourne (cover)
Blue Suede Shoes - Elvis Presley
Bonus: Until the Day I Die - Story of the Year (because I forgot its existence until it start as the next in this shuffled list)
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moonlight-sonder · 7 years ago
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Can't choose just one, so answer aLL of them bc I'm nosey
1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
~ It’s Quiet Uptown - Hamilton Mixtape, Drive - Oh Wonder, Burn - Hamilton, Pacifier - Catfish and The Bottlemen, Eyes Closed - Halsey, Hang Out With You - Mary Lambert
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
~ Oof Katie pls
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
~make people believe that you were fun and interesting. I just wasn’t that much of a con artist’
4) What do you think about most?
~ uhhhh my messed up emotions, Katie, and whatever event I have to look forward to
5) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
~ yikes yes 6) Do you have any strange phobias?
~ Not that I can think of off the top of my head? 7) What’s your religion?
~ I was raised sort of Christian but now idk? I don’t really have one tbh
8) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
~ riding a horse
9) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
~ tøp10) What was the last lie you told?
~ that I was fine lol
11) Do you believe in karma?
~ yup
12) What does your URL mean?
~ it kinda explains itself.,,,
13) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
~ I trust too easy/get attached too easy and I have a pretty good work ethic and I’m good at communicating w adults which seems to be a good thing
14) Who is your celebrity crush?
~ Oof Cameron Boyce and Zendaya
15) How do you vent your anger?
~ usually I either isolate myself or I tend to get pissy w people which is bad I haven’t quite learned how to manage it well
16) Do you have a collection of anything?
~ cds and makeup lol
17) Are you happy with the person you’ve become?
~ eh in some ways yes but overall no not really
18) What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?
~ chalk on a chalk board, fizzy drinks in a can.. I love the sound of hoofbeats, my cat purring, Katie’s voice all good stuff
19) What’s your biggest “what if”?
~ what if I didn’t have anxiety Oof
20) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
~ yes both tbh
21) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
~ my dresser and my door lol
22) Smell the air. What do you smell?
~ breakfast Bc mg mom just cooked
23) What’s the worst place you have ever been to?
~ I answered this one but it’s a theater here that is just,, cursed
24) Most attractive singer/s of your opposite gender?
~ Troye Sivan and Rex Orange County
25) To you, what is the meaning of life?
~ boy if I knew
26) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
~ yes (I hate it) and no
27) What was the last movie you saw?
~ half of paddington lmao
28) What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?
~ uhhh I haven’t really had any bad injuries.. so probably the concussion I got like three years ago
29) Do you have any obsessions right now?
~ uhh Rex Orange County and Phineas and Ferb lol
30) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
~ uh yeah I live in a small town so.,,, lots
31) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
~ yes I know I shouldn’t but… here I am
32) What is your astrological sign?
~ Sagittarius
33) What’s the last thing you purchased?
~ nose piercings
34) Love or lust?
~ Love
35) In a relationship?
~ yesss
36) How many relationships have you had?
~ four I think?
37) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
~ I have 0 idk how people like me
38) Where is your best friend?
~ ones in Cali and ones in Vegas
39) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
~ Oof crying
40) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
~ uhhh not really? I have a hard time expressing emotions and I’m not good at comforting people
41) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
~ id die to save that dog smh
42) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
~ I’m kinda dramatic so I probably would tell people, idk? I’d want to meet all my friends first off, and yes yikes I’m scared of death
43) What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
~ corner store - Macklemore
44) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
~ honesty, trust, etc..
45) How can I win your heart?
~ U,, cannot I have a girl BUT I’m live for any type of sappy shit
46) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
~ I think so tbh
47) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
~ I.,, don’t know
48) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
~ something about shrek
49) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word “heart.”
~ uhh love, katie, that pink heart emoji I use 24/7
50) Basic question; what’s your favorite color/colors?
~ yellow and gray
51) What is your current desktop picture?
~ a picture of me and my horse
52) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
~ trump lmao
53) What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
~ idk??
54) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
~ this.,, is so funny. Um X-ray vision sounds litty
55) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
~ hmm maybe some point when I was in Kentucky. I miss that
56) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
~ all the shit that happened w my sister yikes
57) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
~ this is awk so idk Ed Sheeran???
58) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
~ oh Philly I’m a heartbeat
59) Ever been on a plane?
~ yup
60) Give me your top 5 hottest celebrities.
~ 1. Lauren Cohen 2. Zendaya 3. Ezra Miller 4. Daniel Radcliffe 5. Steven Yeun
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What is the reason you last got a new cell phone? because I needed phone with internet connection 
Are you more masculine or feminine? dunno, smth in between?
Which name have you kissed the most people with? I only kissed one person in my entire life
Do you enjoy All You Can Eat buffets? yes
Have you ever seen the band/artist you’re listening to live? I didn’t attend any Momomoyouth concerts
Last thing you printed off a computer? short story that I’ve written
Last thing you threw in the garbage? not sure what was last
Last black person you hugged? I saw few black people but never even had a chance to talk to them
Is life hard? for me it is, I know some people have it worse but still
Who does the song you’re listening to remind you of? nothing, I just enjoy it
Have you ever had anything pierced that isn’t anymore? never had anything pierced ever
Would you consider yourself “tough”? it’s complicated 
Headphones or earbuds? headphones
Do you support freedom of speech? I think some stuff should be censored like bullying
Are you ever told you are too opinionated? maybe 
Do you hold grudges for long? sometimes
What’s in your garden/backyard? you mean plants or other stuff like furniture or decor?
Do you own a purple pillow? nope
Do you have a brown blanket? nah
Do you think diamonds, stars or hearts are prettier? stars
Have you ever overflown a bath? noooo
Do you appreciate brutal honesty? not brutal but I appreciate honesty in general most of the time
When was the last time you ate meat? yesterday
Have your parents met your gf/exes? they met my current gf and my ex S.
How about your gf’s parents? Met them? I met my current gf’s parents 
Do you feel uncomfortable easily? kinda
Do you know how to say I love you in at least 4 languages? yup
What age will you be when you times your current age by two? 56
Do you find the sound of a cats purr relaxing? hmm...
Are you in a simple or complex mood? complex
Do you know your Mum’s first pets name? I need to ask my mom’s guinea pigs’ name :o
*she doesn’t remember
Do you like car racing? playing car racing games, don’t like to brag but I’m very good at it actually 
What is your closest uncle/aunt called? to me it’s my aunt Alicja (Alice)
Do you wear underwear to bed? when I have my period to have extra protection
Do you get angry, depressed or nervous more? all at once
What is something obvious about you that everyone notices? that I’m short 
Would you ever get a heart tattoo or your back? what for?
Do you like Sapphires? I don’t
What about you do you think your friends dislike? ask them
Would you allow your children to date prior to 16? (assuming you want any) I don’t want any and would allow but no sex! at least use protection or birth control
What’s something about adult life you were never warned of or prepared for? amount of illnesses for example
How often do you wash your car? I don’t have a car
Which app on your phone do you tend to get the most notifications from? fb messanger
Do you find it easy to put yourself in somebody else’s shoes? I believe
Have you ever kissed a smoker? I have not
If you won the lottery, do you think any of your family members would ask you to give them some of your money? my parents wouldn’t have to ask :)
What is the craziest thing you’ve seen happen at your workplace? crazy is that one of the coworkers actually disappeared - he left his stuff and didn’t took the money for the job - he was never found 
Have you ever disliked a book so much that you didn’t finish it? many times
Do you think tomorrow will be a better day than today? hope so
A word that describes you, starting with the last letter of your last name?: asexual
What is the age difference between the last two people you kissed romantically?: -
How many hours have you worked this month?: zero
How did you or whoever come up with the name(s) for your pet(s): he was fattest among his siblings as a puppy and used to eat a lot later too, he even ate roof of his house lmfao
Last time you washed your hair?: Monday’s night
What is your weight?: about 40 kg, I didn’t check recently
Last article of clothing you purchased?: dad bought a hoode NOT INTERESTED for me in second hand because I cold so cold yesterday but I worry I still got a flu :(
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Last electronic you purchased?: powerbank from what I remember
What is your blood type?: no idea
Who did you last walk a dog with?: my dad, we always go together for walks because it’s quite dangerous to wander alone around the forest
Ride bikes with?: same
For what reason did you last high five someone?: I virtually high fives my gf because we agreed on smth
Are you emotional? I’m more analytical/logical/overthinker but I still am very emotional Have you ever cut/burned yourself intentionally? ... Have you ever noticed the hidden adult jokes inside of kid shows/movies? in Shrek, the one about penis
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Do you sin often? only God knows What do you think happens after you die? we have a funeral :P Are you afraid to die? I’m afraid of looking stupid and people laughing, being a burden, others trying to save me (or me trying to save myself of course) and failing, someone stealing my stuff while I’m unconscious, suffering for a long time, waking up in a casket, going to hell etc. If you had the chance, would you want to know the date of your death? YES Have you ever felt that you weren’t good enough? I’m not enough and yet too much if you know what I mean Are you jealous of your siblings? I am, she’s lucky, normal
Are you always wanting more? I want more than I have but not as much as people usually want - I want health and enough money to not just barely survive but I don’t dream about career, kids, big house, fame, talents, travelling, beauty, long life etc. Do you make good first impressions? pfft Do you consider yourself guarded?  it seems Do you like animals? majority but still wouldn’t want to own them 
Do you think doctors prescribe medicine too often? absolutely, too many meds are causing more problems than help and the fact lots of them are sold without prescription makes me angry and sad Do you enjoy getting drunk, or do you feel like you’re losing all control? I don’t drink because I don’t like the taste/smell and the consequences - losing control is one of them but also hangover and puking for examples Do you think the internet is dangerous? almost everything can be
Who do you think has the most pressure to be good-looking; guys or girls? women are pressured more to be attractive Do you care what impression you make on people? not much Honestly, do you say racist things? nah Do your parents put way too much pressure on you? not really Do you think people overreact when their pets die? not usually
Has anyone ever told you they needed space? that’s what I say!
Do you actually think there will be a zombie apocalypse? smth similar 
Do you get offended really easily? I’m pretty sensitive
Have you ever punched a wall out of complete anger? not wall, furniture
Ever been turned down in a really mean way? in my opinion that was hurtful
Are you ticklish? I am and hate that about me
Do you currently have a pair of UGG boots? I use them as slippers during winter :3
When was the last time you had a stomach ache? morning
Have you ever been to a circus? at least once <3
Does drama seem to follow you everywhere you go? I live in a drama movie Do you ever regret giving your number to people? regretted Have you ever been told that you’re afraid of your own shadow? fuck you! Have you ever tried Gouda cheese? obvi Do you still watch South Park? I never did You’re babysitting, what do you expect per hour for pay? been doing it for free :( What’s the last thing you returned at a store? tried to return computer and even tho it was on guarantee they didn’t fix it, it didn’t work from the start and it’s only getting worse >.< Do you still look at clouds and make shapes of them? it’s so much fun! :D If you had to dye your hair for one year, what color would you pick? green What’s your television addiction? non existent Have you ever had any painful dental work done? If so, what? 4 hours of root canal without anesthesia Do you make your own jewelry or clothing? tried but I’m bad at it Do you use drawing to describe what you’re feeling? preffered collages  Do you give everything you do 100%? I half ass majority of the things I do
If you could transform into any kind of animal, what animal would you be? raccoon? XD  actually a bird I guess One place you would never want to get lost in in the dark? somewhere I could fall down like from the roof or into a deep hole and where are sharp objects etc. Are you claustrophobic? just my head is, I’m scared to be stuck in smth with my head, I know it’s strange If you could be reincarnated, would you come back as another human or an animal? If an animal, what kind? I just want a good life... but never come back would be a better option - no more death  Easiest way to scare you? jump scares What was your last nightmare about? personal
Do you own any knee-high boots? no longer Have you ever kissed a dog on the mouth? disgusting!
How many squares of toilet paper do you use at a time? 2-3 Have you ever had acupuncture done to you? heard you can get ill outta that Do you play hopscotch? played a bit as a child Are you jealous of beautiful people? rarely  Are you foolish and naive? I try my best not to be yet end up being fooled at times anyway Do you play with the food on your plate? my mom does and that annoys me When you were born was the umbilical cord wrapped around your neck? luckily not Have you ever taken a mud bath? no thx Do you have nude photos of yourself posted on the internet? I didn’t even really took any to begin with Are you considered “normal”?
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Do you want to skydive? nah Have you ever been told that you talk too much? and not enough, you can’t please anyone
What’s the latest youtube channel you’ve discovered and binge-watched?   https://www.youtube.com/c/naomijon/videos
Do you think your hair looks better long or short? it’s ugly 
Do you look best with or without bangs?   I prefer no bangs
Do you enjoy editing photos on your phone? I like filters sometimes but not editing
Which season do you wish would last longer?   summer
Haw many outdoor birthday parties have you had?   none, sadly, my birthday is during winter so I can’t 
How much taller or shorter are you than your mom?   like 10 cm taller even tho I’m so tiny
Do you have neat handwriting? r u kidding?...
Would you rather hike a mountain or dive into the sea?   hike
Which Barbie doll was your favorite? that one I slept with and broke her neck but I loved my Ken as much (and broke his legs but my dad fixed him) - that’s unusual as those are the only toys I actually ever broke (not counting my fav stuffed animal that lost it’s head but my mom sewed it back) and not because I didn’t care for them like some kids but because I loved them 
Do you prefer cheetah or zebra print, polka dots, paisleys, plaid, stripes or stars? animal prints are ok at times, paisley and some kinds of plaid too but I love stripes and stars and hate polka dots 
Do you like your natural hair color? whatever
Did you dream of becoming famous as a kid?   later in life I wanted to become an actress 
Have you ever been to a gynecologist? several times and I regret that
Do you use the Bitmoji app on your phone? used to
Do you get on facebook every day? yep
Would you ever consider naming a child after a family member?   not that I want to have kids but yes
List three names that sound similar to your name.   apparently Zosia is similar to Zuzia but also Anna as it’s part of Zuzanna
What were you almost named?   Lilia (Lily)
What does your name mean? same hahaha
Do you have any symptoms of COVID-19 right now? luckily not
Have you made your own mask to help prevent the spread of the virus?   my mom is making those
Do you ever wish you had someone to hug?   I have someone to hug
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