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I'm kind of obsessed with the wikivoyage page for israel like... just read it
#jumblr#israel#ישראבלר#personal thoughts tag#i'm not obsessed with this article for bad reasons of course! in fact i really relate with this portrayal of israel because... same lmao#israelis: is this true...#i know a *little* about israeli culture but that's not the same as living in israeli culture#i'm a bit obsessed with the casual language on a wikipedia-affiliated source i think#i'm so used to the academic language that 'lets cut to the chase' just surprises me to read LMAO#if the ID is off please let me know!! i skimmed it but i copied it off my phone's built-in text copier in screenshots#they have a huge warning on the article like THERE IS A WAR... you don't have to remind me just let me pretend that i can go to israel LMAO#ngl when i was a kid i LOVED watching the news
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actually so evil how much of hal's internal world gets obliterated with the rewriting of his relationships with jessica and martin.
#hal jordan#empyrean posting#ok going in the tags because im not actually v confident in my understanding of his character. i read all of his 80s/90s stuff but forgot#90% of it but ANYWAY.#so much of him just does not make sense with how geoff johns characterises him and his relationships with his parents particularly the#parallax stuff simply because of how much his relationship with the guardians and their apathy/'betrayal' is influenced by hal's original#relationship with his dad. like at its heart it's pretty much the same dynamic in how hal blindly trusts and sort of idolises the guardians#despite their repeated infractions in hope of... something in return just as he had with his father and the abuse he suffered at martin's#hands. that's what makes his anger at the guardians make sense when it does show itself because the relationship parallel didn't stop there.#as with martin hal gets nothing for his devotion. he gets nothing for doing everything that's asked of him and more and it ends the same way#too: with a man in the sky burning like a newborn star. and you lose so much of that nuance and intrigue behind that if you just make#jessica the 'bad one' because!!! you cheapen it!!!!#the whole idea of hal is that he has his father's face but his mother's scars#(to me). in the sense that they both reacted to martin the same way with that cognisance of who he was as a man yet inability to pull away#because... love. both the love they had for him and the conviction that he did or could love them too. and jessica arguably did eventually#but also she didnt did she? because she held onto that notion of love till the very end. the few scraps she had she ballooned outwards until#they became the whole. but hal didnt have even that and he spent his whole life chasing it & running away from wanting it at the same time#like i think there's something so interesting to the fact that he had to be convinced that flying was what he wanted to do. how much of that#was touched by his father? the fear that he was already too much like him than he could bear to be? he already had his face now he had his#dreams and longing for the sky. how much more could he have before he began repeating the cycle?#and at the end he even had his father's death. burning in the clouds. like there's so much there and that's not even touching on how it#impacts his relationships with other heroes. not just in the sense of why did kyle clark and diana get to keep their close yet complex#relationships with their moms when hal had to lose his (although yeah why did they) but also just how he lets himself come across to them.#because it's on purpose right? that he lets them think his reflection of his father is born out of unadulterated love for a man worthy of it#? he has his father's job he wears his father's jacket he smiles his father's smile. what else are they supposed to think.#and isnt that interesting!!! that this man who is so committed to being good & just can lie so casually to people he thinks of as friends!!!#can you see how that might be his mother through and through!!! in how she might have glossed over the abuse to other people and herself!!!#can you see how in spite of it all he might want to be perceived as his father that paragon of masculinity and resent that he is not!!!#do you understand how everything he loves has been poisoned!!! im thinking of that scene where he tells bruce about watching martin die &#wouldnt it have been so much more interesting through this lens. how he is both revealing & obfuscating at once. i hate the change sm
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I'm wondering if my longstanding refusal to watch the 2008 Clone Wars is contributing to my utter inability to comprehend all the 'star wars is RUINED' complaints.
if I can contentedly exist refusing to acknowledge the thing that 99% of the fandom considers to be essential canon, that makes up the majority of the fanworks, art, and posts, I think you can handle disregarding one self-contained, 8 episode series that takes place a hundred years before anything else if you really want to. I really think you're going to live.
#get on my level#like i just think that you can survive ignoring this one series that has 0 bearing on anything else#if i can ignore the fucking 2008 clone wars series#and once again: i have faced more pressure to watch tcw than to do drugs#ban violation#the acolyte discourse#leave this one to the real fans casuals XD#because no it really is just the people who only pay attention to the major releases that come in complaining about it being oversaturated#and 'ruined'#i read 15 books in 3 weeks bro. you know nothing#it does occasionally complicate fic writing lol i'm often like 'goddammit is this addressed in tcw that i refuse to watch'#and i have to look it up#anyway 2003 clone wars supremacy#i keep foolishly going into the tag looking for other theories or gifs perhaps a meme -- and getting hit with STAR WARS IS RUINED FOREVER#like bros chill
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john disagreeing with in his words "copying and pasting the origin story from the books into the games effectively spoiling everything about it" in his new video is so fucking based he is so real
#like yeah. i dont blame you john for making theories about the gameverse being different than the book#this is boring asf lmaoo#and he added on the '2 years before the game' for good measure like. yeah#no wonder im not interesting in Sotm. i can just go read everything itll show me in the books or watch a summary#literally sucks theyre going down this route#pandas.txt#discourse#pre sotm#so glad the fnaf fanbase has a theorist like john like#he literally is so needed in this content farm 'theorists' hell#no wonder the only people ive seen excited or looking forward to somt are#literal casual fans who wouldnt know book lore or the diehard mimic and tftp fans who know every inch of its lore#which i know the point is so the casual fans who dont know can know#but like then. literally what was the point of writing this shit in a book.#they could have just made a game about its origin and it would be new for everyone#but now they wrote a book telling everyone a character and its backstory existed before it even showed up#spoiling ruin instantly#and now its spoiling whats supposed to be its origin story by. writing its origin story years prior#surely to god there could have been a much better way to handle this
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i may be a diehard chenford shipper, but i'm ngl lucy and zoe would have been somethin'! 👀 ..... just sayin'.
#*carly catalogs#opened tiktok to a video melissa posted a few days ago of her lip syncing chappell roan and it reminded me of that fruity ep from s1 lol#it's honestly one of my favorite s1 episodes (1×10) just bc they were paired together i loved their dynamic the whole episode#and i watched s1 semi recently but if i remember correctly.....#i think there was a super short shot a couple episodes after of them just... talking casually as they're all clocking out for shift?????#and whenever i go back and watch s1 i'm always like.... 'hmmm.... there's something here'#it would've been such a HUGE STEP UP from whatever fuckin' plotline they threw her in with nolan that's for damn sure 🙄#anyway i'm gonna watch that episode and attempt to write some lesbian smut of them#even if it's only a treat for myself#(buuut if you waaannt.... you can like this post and lmk if lucy x zoe smut is something you'd like to read)#the rookie#lucy chen#zoe anderson
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pata hai last kuch din i was very busy with my project kyunki final dena tha and binding karni thi etc to wo karwayi then i went to the bookfair bekaar tha then parso submit karne jaa rahi to subah accident hogaya (bhai ki bike skid hogayi and we fell down) and now i have a big ass blue bruise on my upper thigh and my parents don't even know lmao and kal ek science conference thi to i had to sit in an auditorium for 6 hours listening to accomplished people speak. that's what you missed now your turn
omg i knew everything in this except for the accident cause i stalk your blog vigorously everyday are you okay!!!!!!!!!! did you get tetanus shots!!!!!!!!!! also on your upper thigh oh no that's where future jiju is supposed to write MINE na as per our beloved song guilty as sin?
#did u have fun at the conference it must've been cool huh women in stem and all that#bookfair being bad is so sucky i was so excited for you to go i thought you'd send pictures too of books we like#also u already know everything i posted everything and every thought#i ate chinese but it didn't feel that good because my sister isn't here and we didn't eat it together watching#koffee or splitsvilla and i realised that it's not just the chinese food it's the whole hanging out that i love sm :((#kal well i told you pata hai the brownie place we met it's kinda new and cool types so uske bathroom mein#there was a button and it said press at your own risk and when we did it became a dj like the lights went out and#there when flashing spinning disco lights and party songs were playing mere mein wo aaya hum toh naye andaz hai apna purana#it was sooo cool im adding it to the list of places you'll visit when u come here!!!!!!!#also the food was soooo shockingly reasonably priced everything was under 200 rs!!!!! which is big for a dessert place here#and like great quantity great taste too my stupid people from office used to say it's awesome but i didn't believe them and never tried it#because they're all losers lol but i grudgingly admit that they were right#also ummmm hmm okay pata hai i realised ki oh okay im happy with who i am#like bachpan mein i used to feel very sad and loser like because dad was too strict to let me go out raat ko and everyone in school would#go to this club we went to kal and i always felt i was missing out and i wanted to be all cool and fun too#but it was kinda so boring and normal and i was like wow okay i didn't miss out i was spending days and nights reading books being in#fandoms and i was actually very happy!!!!! so like yay idk small thing bt yk i realised that oh it was okay and everything will be okay too#i kinda want to talk to that guy now like i weirdly feel like im longing for what could've been? which is ridiculous because#we were 11 and i barely talked to him back then because shy and friends would tease and i didn't realise it was a crush#i don't want to DATE him because like tbh i already know we're very different people but like wouldn't it be fun to idk make out once#then i got the urge to download dating app but i resisted the urge and won i don't think im made for casual things#me and my bestie were laughing about this yesterday too she was like i just don't understand how people can have sex one day and then#not give a fuck about each other the next day like idk if we have sex im having your kids and i was like ikrrrr like bhai sex is toh very#big im going to be attached if we hug i literally did!!!!! so we decided no more casual/situationships for us#phew okay more rambling on whatsapp love u bye this became too long#saumyuuuuuu
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For Want Of A Wish
Three years after saving the world from the Netherbrain, Falerin and Astarion have carved out their own cozy corner of the world. But Astarion is still trapped in the dark by his vampirism, and Falerin's illness threatens to shorten their happily ever after. With the promise of a Wish granted by Falerin's patron, the two embark on a journey into the Feywild to get the full happy ending they've dreamed of.
But only one Wish can be granted, which means there's a choice to be made: a short life together in the sun, or a long one in the shadows?
“Astarion, love? Could you move the table? I would, but I’ve got to babysit this sauce.”
Astarion looked up from his book, then down in his lap. “Zel’s trapped me, I can’t.”
Falerin looked over his shoulder, peering through the doorway, then groaned. “Move the cat, dear.”
“But she’s so comfortable.” The vampire scratched under the tabby’s chin, earning a deep purr from her. “Yes, I know, dearest. This is why I’m your favorite,” Astarion cooed.
“Neither of us are going to be her favorite if Gale teleports in and smashes our table to bits, Astarion.”
Astarion heaved out a sigh, making a face, and he set his book aside to scoop up Zel—with no small amount of protest. “Yes, yes, I know. Unspeakable cruelty. You can let Gale have an earful when he shows up.”
With the cat carefully deposited back on the seat, Astarion headed to the dining room by way of the kitchen. Falerin—half-drow hero of Faerûn, survivor of the illithid threat, fey-favored warlock—was in a far-too-frilly apron. His eyes—one black, the other a bright, unnatural purple—were focused hard on a pot bubbling away on the stove, concentration only broken as Astarion’s hand pushed through his recently cropped hair, fingers untangling the deep red strands (along with a small amount of gray ones). He tried to roll his eyes, but a smile escaped as Astarion caught his hand and brought his knuckles to his lips.
“Your hands are cold, love,” the vampire murmured. “Is it a bad day?”
Falerin’s smile faltered a bit. “No, just a normal one. Same as the ones before.” He pulled his hand back, grabbing a wooden spoon to give the pot a stir. “You don’t need to worry. Well, not about me. You should worry about our table.” He gave a little nod toward the door.
Astarion watched him silently for a moment, but he did indeed go to the dining room. It took a breath and some amping himself up—he never had been very strong, and a wonderfully domestic three years certainly hadn’t helped—but he pushed their dining table toward the wall.
“We have a garden,” he called to Falerin, hands on his hips. “He could teleport there instead of risking our furniture every visit. You know, they’ve got a permanent circle in the city, too.”
“Apparently it’s hard to change from where you received the associated object you use. Since we gave it to him in the dining room, that’s where he goes.”
“That sounds like someone’s being lazy.”
“I’ll have you know that nothing about my magical abilities is the result of laziness,” came a voice from just behind Astarion, accompanied by a whoosh of air and the prickle of magic in the air. The vampire turned around, hand on his hip as he gave Gale a lazy smile.
“Well, well, look what the tressym dragged in,” he said, then glanced down at the bottle in his hand. “Is that for us?”
“Waterdhavian Field’s Finest—that’s the actual name of it, and trust me, it does live up to it.” Gale grinned as he passed it off for Astarion’s inspection. “I did spot a bottle of Darkest Delights—it’s a bloodwine that’s supposed to be superb, but I thought that might be a touch insensitive, considering.”
“Ha. I’ll get some glasses. Fal’s in the kitchen, but do be a dear and move the table back to the middle of the room before you say hello.” Astarion patted Gale’s arm as he passed by him. “If you haven’t wasted all that muscle you built up three years ago playing with magic, anyway.”
Gale gave a long-suffering sigh, but he did indeed move the table back—after so many visits, he knew right where it should go. “I’ll have you know that I keep myself quite balanced these days. Well, in between the talks, the retelling of defeating the netherbrain to adoring fans, basking in the limelight—honestly, should’ve saved the world years ago.”
“Mm, does all the handshaking you do as the local hero help with your jacking off, too?”
“Astarion.” Falerin, coming in from the kitchen, gave the vampire’s side a gentle whack as he poured their drinks, then grinned and went to pull Gale in for a hug. “So glad you made it. We’ll have to go up and visit you again soon, save you some trouble.”
“And miss seeing my favorite person here?” Gale looked down, giving a grin as Zel slunk her way around his ankles. “Oh, look at you! You’re such a lovely thing.” He scratched under her chin just right, earning a purr of approval as he stood up to take his wine. “Tara sends her love, by the way. She hates teleporting, or she would have come with.”
“I do want to visit with your mother again,” Astarion said, dropping into a seat. “She’s such a lovely woman.”
“You spent the entire time gossiping about me with her.”
“I know. She’s such fun.”
Falerin chuckled around his sip of wine, then hummed, waving his glass toward Gale. “You said you had a lead on something for us? Is it the Ring of the Sun-Walker?”
“Not quite. Something better.” Gale’s face lit up, the way it always did when he had new information to share, but he tempered it. “But…dinner first. What you’ve cooked up smells amazing.”
“Your Elminster’s showing,” Astarion drawled.
“You bite your tongue.”
“Ladies, please, you’re both pretty,” Falerin said, holding up his hand. That earned a snort from both other men, and he smiled. “I’ll get dinner served, and then you can tell us more.”
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Dinner had become a regular occurrence, and this one wasn’t much different from the others they’d shared for the past three years. Gale shared where he was with his magic—forgiveness from Mystra, it turned out, hadn’t meant he’d automatically gained his archmage status back, but he was getting closer every day. Astarion filled him in on the more ridiculous embroidery orders he’d gotten, while Falerin often just listened, sharing whatever odd story he’d picked up since they’d last met.
It was more than just a friendly catch-up, though. As they’d settled into their post-illithid lives, one thing still needed fixing: Astarion’s vampirism. They could get around most things fairly easily—the Neverwinter Wood was close enough for a periodic hunt, and the local butcher had been persuaded, by way of regular payments of gold and a free wedding gown for his daughter, to come to a no-questions-asked agreement with them. As for invitations, a simple “May I come in?” did the job just fine, plus it got them a reputation as the most polite couple in Neverwinter.
But the sun stayed out of reach, and as comfortable as their life was now, it was clear being trapped in the dark again was wearing on the elf. So, when the possibility of anything to help him step back into the daylight arose, all three jumped on it. All false starts so far, but the most recent lead—the Ring of the Sun-Walker—had seemed like a viable one, and Gale had thrown himself into his research to find it.
But, of course, there was no reason not to mix business and pleasure, especially with friends, so tonight’s dinner passed much the same as their usual ones, albeit with a tinge of excitement permeating through the meal.
“You know, someone finally asked about why I only work at night,” Astarion said as the last bites were had. “Most people just assume I’m eccentric. Of course, Falerin helps with that perception.”
Falerin rolled his eyes. “You to swim in a water clock’s pool one time…”
“But our latest client—lovely dwarven woman, she wants a keepsake pillow for her mother—made a mention of how hard it was to reach me, on account of the fact I’m only available in the evening, and that I should really consider working during the day. But before I could say anything, she goes beet red and starts apologizing profusely. ‘Oh, that was so rude, of course you don’t work during the day,’ she said. ‘You’re a moon elf!’” Astarion laughed before draining his wine glass. “I could barely keep it together until she left, absolutely in stitches.”
“Are you?” Gale asked, refilling his glass. “A moon elf, I mean.”
“Well, what else would I be with this hair? Oh, gods, don’t tell me you thought I was a wood elf.”
“I wasn’t sure! It doesn’t seem like the sort of thing one asks.”
“Maybe you were a drow and you forgot,” Falerin teased with a grin made sleepy with wine, food, and good company. “Which is why you liked me so much.”
“Oh, hush, you’ve known I was a moon elf for years now.” Astarion rolled his eyes before looking back to Gale. “It’s one of the few things I do remember. Can’t tell you what I looked like, of course, or any real specifics on my family before I died, but that stuck.” He paused for a moment, then looked back to Falerin. “We should charge more during the full moon. Say I do my best work then.”
Falerin chuckled, patting Astarion’s hand. “You’re going to stop getting clients if you charge too high, you know.” He looked over to Gale, sitting up straight. “Anyway, we’re done with dinner and we’ve a bit of time before it’s dark enough to go to the garden for dessert. Tell us what you’ve found with the Ring of the Sun-Walker.”
“Ah, but I said it wasn’t exactly about that.” Gale leaned forward with a smile. “It’s something better and, more importantly, accessible.” He looked between the two. “Have you heard of Wish?”
“If you’re going to say I can toss a couple coins into a well and go out into the sun, I’m going to bite you,” Astarion said flatly.
Gale shook his head. “No, no. It’s stronger than making a wish.” He spread his fingers on the table. “It’s a spell. Very, very high level. But anything you desire is yours.” He half-smiled. “Honestly, I thought it was a myth—the stories I heard about it seemed too good to be true: loved ones brought back from the dead, limbs being regrown, entire villages, waylaid by war, rebuilt in an instant. But I decided to look into it, and it is real. Or, at least, as real as any of our other options.”
Falerin squinted. “What’s the catch with it?”
“For the recipient? If it’s perfectly cast, none. It’s incredible,” Gale said, breathless with excitement. “You can simply reshape reality, like that.” He snapped for emphasis.
Astarion looked between them, absently swirling his wine glass. “But there’s something stopping you from casting it right now—or telling Fal how to cast it.”
Gale looked over at Astarion, and he let out a little sigh. “Yes, well, that’s where it gets tricky. Like I said, it’s a very high-level spell…and, on average, it only has about a 33% chance of working. Even with where I was before, it’d be, at most, a 50% chance of it working.” He folded his arms on the table. “And it needs to be cast perfectly. The stress of it is hard enough on the caster, but anything less than perfect concentration could result in…less than ideal circumstances. For instance, you want a very valuable item, but you get transported right to where the item’s being held—and caught for stealing it.” He shrugged. “Or the stress just kills the caster outright.”
Falerin made a face. “There it is. There’s always a catch.”
Astarion scowled. “Why bring it up if it’s not something we can use?” he asked irritably, not looking any bit mollified as Gale’s finger went up.
“Because it is. Wish can be cast by entities other than mortals. Gods, for instance, though they rarely grant it. But in a number of the successful Wishes I’ve researched, people have gone down a different path.” He looked to Falerin. “They’ve asked the fey.”
Falerin’s eyes widened. In his purple eye, there was an undeniable spark. “Oh.”
Astarion looked at him. “You already have a fey patron,” he said quietly, catching on.
“Exactly, you’ve done the hard part, Fal,” Gale said. “You’ve already earned their favor. So, if anyone would be able to negotiate a Wish…”
The table fell silent, the potential of this new option buzzing in the air around them. Finally, Falerin looked over at Astarion.
“It could do more than let you go in the sun,” he said quietly. “You could be cured, love. Be free of vampirism altogether.”
Astarion sucked in a breath, eyes flicking over Falerin’s face. “Cured,” he repeated softly. There was something odd in his expression, almost calculating, but he looked back to Gale before Falerin could press. “So that’s it, then? We just go to Fal’s patron and ask for a Wish?”
“It’s going to be more work than that,” Falerin said knowingly, crossing his arms. “My patron…she’s generous, really, but she’s still fey.” He worked his jaw for a moment. “We’re probably…” He glanced to the window, then did a double-take. “Oh shit, it’s already dark. I still have to get the tart from Lettie.”
“Why didn’t you get it before?” Astarion asked.
“I was babysitting the sauce!” Falerin hopped up from the table, nearly tripping over Zel as he did. “I’ll be just a few minutes, she owes me for clearing her gutters. I’ll meet you in the garden!”
Astarion puffed out a laugh as the half-drow stumbled out the door. “He’s still a bit fey-touched, in case you were wondering,” he said to Gale with a fond smile. “He was already clearing her gutters before she asked, as a front for climbing up them like a godsdamn menace.”
Gale snorted. “Why was he climbing them?”
“‘Felt like it,’” Astarion said in a pitch-perfect imitation of Falerin. He let out a sigh as he glanced to the door, then slid his eyes over to Gale. “Speaking of our mutual warlock…” His voice dropped and softened. “Have you found anything for his heart yet?”
Gale sighed. “He still hasn’t asked me to look.”
“Of course he hasn’t. He never talks about it.” Astarion leaned forward, red eyes on Gale’s. “But I know you’ve been looking all the same.”
Gale rubbed his face. “Of course I have,” he whispered. “But I’m no healer.” He gestured in frustration, hands flicking open. “There are ways to extend life magically, of course, but he already has fey magic in him. And that’s such a…a wild and unpredictable thing that there’s no way to know how it will react to using the Weave. And that’s not getting into trying to fix his heart itself.” He let out a huff as he picked up his wine glass. He took a small drink, then a larger one, before he looked to Astarion, brow creasing. “Be honest with me, Astarion. Has he gotten worse?”
Astarion let out a long breath, staring down at his empty wine glass. “His circulation’s poor,” he said. “I haven’t drunk from him in over a year because of it; it makes me nervous. And he…doesn’t strain himself. He asked me to move the table for you, for instance.”
“Well, that doesn’t mean much.”
“Not on its own, but he always asks me to move it or to move a different piece of furniture. He avoids anything strenuous outside of when his…fey weirdness gets the better of him. And of course, whenever he asks me to do something for him, I do it, and I do it gladly, but…” Astarion sank back in his seat, thumbnail going between his teeth. “You saw him three years ago. Yes, he had the tadpole, but he was doing all manner of…fighting and climbing and running, and he was enjoying it. Now…gods, whenever he does come to after doing something like climbing gutters and diving in a water clock pool, he looks terrified. And I don’t know if he genuinely can’t do strenuous things anymore, or if he’s simply too scared to. Whichever it is, he’s suffering. And I hate seeing it.” Astarion’s hand dropped from his mouth, and his free one absently began rubbing at his fingers.
Gale glanced down at the motion. “Still no ring, I see.”
Astarion barked out a laugh. “As if you wouldn’t be the first to know.” He shook his head. “No, he’s scared of that, too.”
“Commitment? That doesn’t seem like him.”
“No, no, he’s committed. Painfully committed.” Astarion gave a wry smile. “You know what he said when I brought it up? ‘You’re just committing to being a widower.’ I told him that’s what everyone signs up for, but…he won’t hear it.” He looked down at his hand for a moment. “Sometimes it feels like he’s more trapped than I am.” He let out a long breath as he lifted his head, staring straight ahead for a long moment. The odd look from earlier came back, and his brows drew together. “This Wish…it cures anything, doesn’t it?”
Gale interlaced his fingers; his look said he knew where Astarion was going with this. “He’s going to say no.”
“That’s why I’m not going to tell him.” Astarion looked over at him. “And neither are you.”
Gale shut his eyes and made a face. Clearly he was weighing both options. “He has a right to—"
“He really does not.” Astarion leaned forward, elbow on the table and a hard look on his face. “Gale. Darling. I’m going to be very honest with you: it’s not very often I want to do the right thing. But now?” He tapped the table. “This is the right thing to do. Even logically speaking—I have a looser timeframe than he does; we can find a different solution for me.” He shrugged. “And if he’s pissed with me, then he’ll have longer than a decade to be pissed about it. Everyone wins.”
Before Gale could begin an argument, the door opened.
“I’m ba—oh, you’re both still here,” Falerin said, stopping mid-call. Astarion looked to him, then back to Gale.
“Have I really been chattering on about Zel for that long?” he lied, easy as breathing. “My apologies, Gale.”
“Oh…ah, no, I love hearing about her.” Gale wasn’t half the liar Astarion was, but his discomfort could be passed off as feigned interest, at least. And, from the look of it, Fal was none-the-wiser.
“Well, then, both of you come on. Lettie’s tarts are incredible, and this one’s even fresh from the oven.” Falerin glanced over to Gale as they stood up. “You’re staying the night, aren’t you? I found this great book on how the Weave manifests outside of magic…”
“The Weave Everpresent, by Quintus Maritus?”
“That’s the one.”
“Ah, one of my favorites. If you’re bribing me with a late night conversation on it, then consider me your guest for the evening.” Gale’s eyes flicked over to Astarion, face looming over the half-drow’s shoulder. The vampire mimed locking his lips, and Gale gave an imperceptible nod in return. Astarion smiled, then gave a bored eyeroll.
“If you two are going to talk shop about magical theories all night, at least let me enjoy dessert before you start. The last thing I want is to fall asleep right into a hot berry medley.”
“You don’t even sleep, love.”
“Exactly. That’s how boring you two can be.”
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They did refrain from talking until after dessert, at least, and it was very late when Falerin and Gale decided to finally call it a night. Fal carefully entered the room, trying to stay quiet as he undressed to not disturb Astarion as he meditated. However, as he sank into bed, the vampire immediately curled up to him, face going to the crook of his neck. Falerin smiled, looking up at the ceiling as the familiar chill of Astarion’s breath puffed against his skin.
“Are you awake, love?” he whispered.
“Mm, awake enough. Not moving, though.”
Falerin nodded, staying quiet as he looked up at nothing in particular. His arm wound around Astarion as he got comfortable, thumb grazing over his shoulder in soothing strokes.
“I tried to ask her about the Wish,” he said quietly. “My patron. She didn’t answer, but…I have a feeling on where I should go. I think I should follow it.”
Astarion’s head shifted, eye glinting in the dark as he looked up at Falerin. “Well, where you’re following, I’m following. I’m not about to have you waltz alone into the unknown based on a whim.”
“You don’t have…”
“Non-negotiable, darling.”
Falerin sighed, and he gave Astarion a squeeze. “Okay. Together, then.”
Astarion sighed, shutting his eyes again. “So, where are we going based on this feeling of yours?”
Falerin took a deep breath. “Into the Feywild. To my patron’s court.”
[Next Chapter]
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#post-game#astarion x tav#feywild#I tried researching the feywild but I found no good info so FUCK IT we ball with traditional fairy tricksy bullshit#Also def recommend reading Casual Banter first#Like you can probably get by without it#but it has all the in-game developments and Fal's 19 page backstory#Also watch me shaking like a leaf because there's future nsft stuff in this fic#And also because I'm making hard claims based on headcanons
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New dad lore unlocked, what the fuck do you mean your friend knew Luca di Montezemolo so you did a test drive with a Ferrari once
#begging my dad to stop being so much cooler than me#me: I get into f1#dad: Have I ever told you about that time I drove a Ferrari on Circuito di Fiorano#f1#formula 1#ferrari#luca di montezemolo#I guess#my dad if I ever became religious: Have I told you about that time I met God#me at 21: maybe vroom vroom cars can bring me out of depression#my dad at (almost) 60: oh yes minor anectodote I met the guy Niki Lauda won two championship with#I can't stress enough how this is so fucking unreal my family does not come even close to the kind of money LdM makes#We are NOT the kind of people who would casually hang with a millionaire#Also I genuinely believe my dad's friend must have been sketchy to know LdM#I also feel like I can never read my two eye anymore like even the tag of an ao3 fic with Luca di Montezemolo#'Luca di Montezemolo/Niki Lauda' you mean my dad's friend's friend?????????#now I feel like I have a weird distant relationship with this guy#like I know I don't know him and maybe it's my problem that I think of old formula 1 people like that#but I sort of divorce mentally from the fact that old formula 1 grid are actual people they're like distant characters from a complex#mythology#and now I feel like if I was a paesant in ancient Greece and my dad just told me he partied with Dionysius once#does it make sense#rip LdM I don't feel comfortable watching your pictures from the 70s thinking slay twink anymore#I will miss saying you have American Next Top Model hips#do you think it's ethically correct to objectify some twink from the 70s if your dad met him#I know he is still alive now and he's old and stuff I don't care there ard two Luce di Montezemolo in my head one is the one still alive#and I don't give a fuck about him the other is still photogtaph from the 70s and gives me gender envy
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I started reading Lord of the Rings (bought Fellowship of the Ring like… last spring but never got around to starting) and I’d just like to say. Holy fuck what a slow book. You mean to tell me I’m over a hundred pages in and this man is only just leaving the Shire? Sign me up for MORE I love this shit. Tolkien said “I will take exactly as much time as I want to describe things and you will like it”. AND I DO
#i can already tell this is the sort of thing that’s going to be so good I’ll never recover from it#I’ve watched the movies like casually-in-the-background a couple times so I know the approximate plot#(they often run on TV somewhere around Christmas and New Year’s in Sweden so they’ve been on more than twice)#but there’s so much detail here that’s just… missed out on… in the films#Or I forgot about it lmfao#Either way loving the book detail#And also reading a book for the first time in months i told my mom id been reading today and she was like YOURE READING?!#It’s part of my social media healing process. Forcing me to like… sit down and take shit in#Used to DEVOUR books when I was younger#Just Kinda Stopped at some point (much like every other former gifted kid)#But it’s a well missed moment of escapism and calm and centering myself. meditative almost#I find lotr to be good also because it’s like… a little heavy. You can read a chapter and then sit with it for a little while#Im not quite reaching the heavy cliffhangers yet either#Each chapter feels pretty concluded#It’s a healthier reading method I feel than the ‘devour in one night then don’t read for 6 months’ thing I did in high school#the few times i DID sit down to read a book#God damn those are some long tags#z talks#not horse game#I feel so late to the party because I always see all these people enjoying lotr ;-; its so established and here am i….#but alas
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“How to still be an active fan of a creator when previously being an obsessive fan for most of your teens because they were one of the few good things keeping you from killing yourself in middle school so now trying to become a more casual fan feels like a betrayal and I cannot get into new fandoms because the high I got in middle school from the extreme emotion switch cannot be replicated both because I’m literally twenty and I’m far from suicidal so now and I love these creators with my whole heart and still engage with all of their new content but I want to move on while also still being a fan but I just can’t?”
#this is about dan and phil lol#literally my pfp and url is inspired from them and my identity partly is them#they were my first healthy adult relationship I saw as a child so it feels fucking hard to turn away#and I just can’t get into any new content because it’s not the same#also I’m really picky in who I like to read fanfic about and most fandoms don’t fit that criteria but that’s irrelevant at this time#idk#the phandom is dying because we’re all getting older and have learned how to be healthy about an interest#and it hurts to watch it happen to yourself#idk I can always fall back on it when they upload new content#that’s actually what I do#I still get that same high when they upload#but it fizzles out after a few hours#WHICH IS HEALTHY#but I’ve spent so long obsessing over it that this casual treatment feels like betrayal#I feel like I can’t be the only one going through this though#hmu to create a support group for people who were rabidly obsessed with dnp in their early teenage years accompanied with severe mental#illness and are now getting older and healthier so you don’t get that same obsession but you’re still a fan but you can’t join any new#fandoms and so on#also if you just happen to know of a fandom stanning something that includes a real carnon gay relationship where both parties are gay and#the fics fucking slap please lmk#I mean ig it can be fictional but I just have a thing with them not being fully gay irl#I’m not gonna start because I don’t want to be cancelled#so many people have gone through this phase of going rabid to normal why did no one warn me#rae’s rambles#dan and phil
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It's very weird when people talk about fandom as if fix-fic were the totality of fannish practice and also a job.
I've written some, for sure, and much of my stuff has some element of at least commenting in some way on things I find annoying or objectionable in the canon or in the discourse around it. I have no issue with fix-fic in itself. But the idea that all fandom activity is or should be about elevating flawed canons through hard work and moral rectitude is—damn, I'm not paid enough for that.
"This is a hobby" is not an excuse for bigotry, to be clear, but I swear, some people talk about fandom like its entire purpose is to be a second and particularly joyless job in which you receive nothing but the righteous glow of producing morally improving works.
#i just hear the echo of ye olde moralizing about novels being insufficiently improving and leading the unwashed masses astray#it was silly then and it's silly now#no this does not mean i'm endorsing a total lack of critical thought about your casual reading/watching habits#or what you do in fandom#but no not everything in fandom needs to be about improving someone or something#or creating moral and uplifting material#transformative does not mean 'making something better'; it just means 'changing it in a fundamental way'#the transformation can be in medium or genre as much as subject matter or quality#i'm honestly pretty tired of both celebration and scolding of fandom based on the idea that we're all just writing fix-its of some kind#like... no my lesbian darcy/bi elizabeth fic isn't fixing jane austen's pride and prejudice. it's just fun for me personally.#anghraine rants#general fanwank
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really disappointed that ahsoka was basically another season of rebels and unless you watched that show nothing that happened on ahsoka means anything like why should I care about thrawn
#it isn’t a show you can really enjoy if youre a casual star wars watcher who doesn’t watch the cartoons or read the books#also it was so visually bland#everything that Star Wars is producing is so dependent on surprise cameos and placating the most annoying people in the fandom#it’s as bad as marvel#and yeah Star Trek also uses cameos and nostalgia (cough cough Picard)#but at least they’re also creating new characters#ahsoka#star wars#text post
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marvel should hire me to write bc i'd pull the funniest thing on earth where i am wiping his catholic slate CLEAN and i would explcitily have him go ehhhh i've never really been religious me and my dad went some easters and christmases and attended a few services outside of that but that stopped by the time i was around 10 and my dad just kinda gave up on it because he didn't particularly want to go by that point either. and even then we hadn't gone every year for easter and christmas in that time frame. and then we never bring that shit up again in the story. he is only catholic in the sense he went a few times and it's the only church experience he knew and his dad probably grew up going to church more in his youth being dragged in by his family but he never felt particularly compelled to go back to it once he moved out on his own. catholic only in the fact that his family was irish catholic but his dad is a lapsed catholic who did not give a fuuuuuck
#based off my own father's filipino catholic experiences. and my own religious experiences in general. bc my mom's protestant but still didnt#raise me religiously. i've been to church a handful of times and it was never bad but it never ever stuck. i just kinda remember some stuff#and what i do know it's more from the general cultural osmosis of american christianity than anything#plus i grew up in a known for its religiosity suburb. but again. that still didnt really rub off on me.#in my mind jack is a guy who when entering a church will still dip his fingers in the holy water and cross with it#and matt watches and maybe mimics but he doesnt really get it still bc their service attendance has been so extremely infrequent.#so i imagine it's far more like that for matt than the insane bs they've been pullin the last few years. given the you know.#50 somethings years of established only really culturally casually catholic matt. bc well. why wouldnt he be new york irish catholic.#i imagine is the thought process. but i will never be a fan of how it's a big deal now. bc it just never has been. ever#and that's not to say a character cannot become religious or be religious or have it become more of a thing in their life!#very much it can be done. but i think it's been done piss poor. from all i've seen and what i've read of recent stuff. so it's just bad.#like it isnt done in a meaningfully way or sensical to my understanding. it's like. pure show pandering fanon appeal.#so it's utterly meaningless as a whole with no point or purpose aside from it#can we go back to just using it for cool art visuals bc i think we can all appreciate a cool splash page of a church fight and stuff#but please. dont try to make it more than that if you arent going to do it well#SORRY I KNOW EVERYONE ON PLANET DD HAS MADE THIS POST BUT I REMEMBER AND GET SOOOOO IRRITATED!!!!! IT'S SO STUPID POINTLESS DUMB I HATE ITT#static.soundz
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I haven't been playing the sims but if I had been yesterday I would have deleted all their children because I wanted to start that part of the game over without having to work hard on remaking anything else. And they didn't notice or care
#honestly you can read/watch a million think pieces on how the sims 4 isn't fun and it really isn't#like if I'm going to learn how to control myself and play more casually that was the only way to have them do anything at all
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im not a even a fan of the "hellaverse" but i have seen helluva boss and with all the twitter uproar over the hazbin ep4 leaks i went and found a reaction video of the full ep on yt so i could see how bad it really was and. jesus christ. theres certainly analysis of the visuals that could be had regarding the original criticisms but for me the episode was more like... 1. angel dust is the exact same character as fizzarolli 2. hellaverse is never going to break away from writing its characters like a whump fic is it and 3. this is an absolutely horrible portrayal of sex workers. vivienne pleaseeeee get your head out of the yaoi bin and remind yourself of like. women and misogyny. and stop writing all your sex worker/sexually abused (notice how that is grouped together) characters in the same way. sex workers arent all victims who need to be saved from their jobs
#sorry i just already had a ton of thoughts on how poorly i thought fizzarolli was written#half for the writers riding too much on whump standards and thus ignoring the glaring fundamental issues in his life#and then blaming all of his problems on being cutely insecure#but also in the like. misogyny. i get it we fandomers like yaoi but please. HOW could you look at those 2 women villains#in s2e7 and decide that was okay. that was egregious#ive just been thinking about this shit way too much and i kind of want to dump a proper analysis of it but also. sigh.#do i REALLY want to be blogging about hazbin and helluva#then again i also feel the need to say stuff because im willing to bet that anyone on YT whos making hellaverse analysis#isnt familiar with whump and like. as someone who enjoys whump i think it should be required reading for understanding how narratives like#fizzarollis are constructed#because there are very obvious tropes and character archetypes being taken directly from whump-style stuff and it is NOT good in this mediu#as much as i enjoy a bit of catharsis you cant just carry over the same stuff from it and expect your audience to suspend their disbelief i#the same way. because once you start thinking about the actual politics and personal implications of it...#well. you end up with a poorly written show with poorly written characters that inadvertently end up being misogynistic#sigh. if someone wants me to i can share my thoughts on this#i dont entirely hate the hellaverse im more ambivalent on it i guess. i did like some parts of it but as a whole its not my thing#i am someone who enjoys thinking about this stuff and doing some casual textual analysis though#so i cant help thinking about this stuff when watching or reading anything
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i just think kdrama watchers are probably best equipped to understand the type of character Malyen Oretsev was written to be in the books. send tweet
#malyen oretsev#mal oretsev#malina#should have been written as a kdrama#he is the BFF Male Lead who can't find the right way to declare to his BFF Female Lead while she's on her own journey of discovery#he finds out she's being manipulated by this jerk and gets jealous but knows he can't do anything to stop her#they have a little argument and she gets upset and he gets upset but they just need to take a little time to cool down#And then I can see it... the reconciliation is sweet and sincere... something that seems casual but is deeply meaningful to them#I can see it right now... a situation that could almost be read as romantic or played off as friendly...#we hear Alina voice her thoughts during the scene about how her heart flutters despite having no hope that Mal means to confess love#“It is moments like this that make me wonder what it would be like... but if all we are is friends i will be grateful just to know you”#CUT TO THE AFTER SCENE... Mal has spent three days planning this 30 second moment just to make Alina smile#his hands are shaking and his heart is beating fast and he's watching her intensely but SHE DOESN'T SEE.#and his internal monologue is like “should i tell her? but how? no.... it is impossible to find words to describe what the universe means”#“and i am but a speck in her universe”#and then we learn about their childhood friendship and the thread of destiny that bound them together#and i- AHHHH
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