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Hot take, full grown adults, pls stop riding ur bikes on the sidewalk. Bike lanes exist for a reason and I should not have to go out of my way to dodge you since you’re going more than twice my speed. I understand not feeling safe in the bike lane, but if you can’t use it like it’s supposed to be used, maybe just don’t bike. I’d appreciate not being imperiled while using the only space that is supposed to be safe for me as a pedestrian. (This goes double for people on mopeds, scooters, etc)
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#opening the door without checking#you can’t tell me Milkman and Elena aren’t siblings from different universes#au that no one asked for#resident lover#resident evil village#resident evil 8#re8#elena lupu#cassandra dimitrescu x mc#bela dimitrescu x mc#daniela dimitrescu x mc#donna beneviento x mc#alcina dimitrescu x mc#lady dimitrescu x mc#mother miranda x mc#that’s not my neighbor#that’s not my neighbour fanart#art#my art#fanart#video games
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Coroika Splatoon but it’s PHIGHTING! Roblox
Hi to my Coroika and phighting fans so how are we feeling about this one
cooked these up in a few hours! These honestly didn’t really take that long at all and were really fun to do since I got to play around with some charcoal brushes (I love doing everything in my power to NOT use midtones lmfao).
I tired to mimic the style of the manga a bit and I think i did relatively okay! I have a lot more of these planned so yeah >:3! Really excited to get to do them sometime
Og Panels:
#Coroika is so silly#I love it so much#“I’m tired of straight manning!” - okay there broker stfu we know you aren’t /ref#I’m so great at subtly hinting about what I’m gonna do next guys oh my god#Also I promise I’ll be doing mermaid au stuff soon :3! My motivation has been pretty down plus I’ve been pretty busy so these were just kin#Of a stress reliever for me lol#Plus the mermaid pieces usually take like. 8-11 hours a pop and I don’t like to do pieces in more then 2 sittings so.#Yea.#not really the HEALTHIEST of drawings to make for me but oh well they’re still fun :3#Anyways tag time#art#artists on tumblr#phighting!#phighting fanart#digital art#roblox phighting#phighting#phighting roblox#phighting art#roblox#phighting subspace#subspace phighting#subspace#phighting! roblox#phighting! subspace#phighting! art#phighting banhammer#slingshot#slingshot phighting#banhammer phighting
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pecco posting him peeling off the number one from the faring of his bike like a little symbolic humiliation ritual i am obsessed with him
#motogp#callie speaks#he’s like aw shucks aren’t i a flop but you KNOWWWWWW he’s killing himself 8 times in his head#like you know the self deprecation is masking some DISTRESSING mental bullying
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guys wdym there is discourse about dallys death being changed in the musical. hello. what is there to discuss. can the people use their minds for a moment on why maybe they didn’t want dallys actor to have to get shot by the police 8 times a week. let’s use some critical thinking skills.
#guys let’s be logical#y’all want a black actor to have to deal with the emotional burden of going through that 8 times a week#that’s insane like i know the musical death must be hard enough to get through#but doing the book/movie one???? like#you aren’t likely to get hit by a train you can separate your mind from that a bit#but getting killed by the police.#very different#please use your brain#the outsiders#the outsiders broadway#the outsiders musical#dally winston#dallas winston
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#because… we wrote one idiot 😭!!!#I guess wp and nbs just learned that black ppl have our own National anthem and are of course spazzing tf out#just… write one?#yourselves??? if this is such a big deal like kskskskskl#there’s no arguing with racists but this is still funny#I saw a few black folks not know about it but they probably either went to white schools or aren’t from America so they missed out on#having to sing lift every voice and sing for 5 days a week 8 years straight#I only sung it for 7 since my 8th grade teacher didn’t care if we did it or not#I just didn’t feel like standing up sorry and I’m sure her lazy ass didn’t either that’s why she didn’t care lmfao#no wait I did do it for 8 years because my mom made my teacher hold me back in 3rd grade 🗿…. so#crying#you can feel the antiblackness roll off of that ‘s’#rambling
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The fandom when Anya is nice to jimmy and compliments/butters him up after the crash: obviously this is a fawn response. She doesn’t actually think these things about jimmy, she is simply trying to protect herself against a volatile, unstable person by placating him
The fandom when curly tries to placate jimmy by telling Jimmy he’d fix things, after being very nervous about jimmy’s anger and reaction when talking to Anya right beforehand and his heart racing so hard on the way to confront jimmy that he’s likely on the verge of a panic or anxiety attack: hmm. Obviously everything curly is saying to jimmy here is completely genuine and not motivated by anything. He obviously doesn’t care about the fact jimmy raped Anya and only cares about helping jimmy at the detriment to Anya. He’s a rape apologist. There could literally be no other potential explanation for why curly is saying the things he is saying right now. Let’s take everything curly is saying here completely at face value and not analyze anything else about Curly’s behavior or the rest of the scene.
[seriously why are people only capable of recognizing the fawn response in Anya and not Curly]
#to be clear the people who say Anya had a fawn response are RIGHT!#but since curly is a man clearly there’s no way he could be afraid of jimmy#listen. I’m not trying to say curly is completely flawless#and I get why people get mad at curly for what he said to Jimmy there after finding out what jimmy did#because yeah out of context someone telling a rapist stuff like “I’ll fix things” “we’ll get through this together” “you’ve gotten through#difficult times before” in response to said rapist fearing his life will be ruined after his actions are exposed#is deplorable#but you can’t just put things in a vacuum#it was a very difficult situation curly was in. regarding of how he confronts jimmy he’s going to be stuck on a ship with him for 8 months#and before u say “he should’ve just killed Jimmy!” think for a moment.#permanently ending someone’s life is traumatic for the vast majority of people#and this is someone he’s known for years and years so it would be extra difficult#also like. would Anya even want jimmy to be murdered? sure she’d feel safer but I feel like she’d have complicated feelings about it#idk like. it’s a very tricky situation#can’t even report Jimmy to HR because that would result in everyone’s pay getting docked.#which would just hurt Anya since she has no savings#curly mouthwashing#fandom critical#would it felt been more therapeutic for fans if curly instead violently confronted jimmy and beat him up for what he did to Anya? yes#but would that have actually helped Anya? no#if anything it would’ve likely made things worse because Jimmy could’ve just taken his anger out on her afterwards#because they’re on a tiny ship together. only way they could have eliminated the threat to her would be like. tying jimmy up for months#or shoving him in a cryptopod. but knowing pony express I bet improper use of cryptopods would result in docking everyone’s pay#and it would’ve been serviously hard to keep jimmy tied up for months. it’s not like there’s a prison cell on the ship#the crew is already stretched thin do u think they could have someone constantly watch him for 8 months??#because that’s likely what would need to happen if they just kept him tied up#there aren’t any good rooms to lock him in#yes it would’ve been better for everyone in the end if Jimmy was tied up or shoved in a cryptopod or killed#but how was curly supposed to know that. hindsight is 20/20#yes curly should’ve taken the threat jimmy posed more seriously. and handled the situation better. but there were no easy solutions and—
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Richie invites Pete’s family over for thanksgiving which is how Paul finds out that his nephews best friend is Ted fucking Spankoffski’s brother
#in my mind this happens when Pete and Richie are like 8#Richie’s like ‘oh your parents aren’t around that sucks you should come do thanksgiving with us!’#when Paul sees Ted he has to restrain himself from saying ‘what the fuck’ in front of the kids#like the main reason Paul and Ted are stil friends is because Ted would die for his little brother and Paul loves the hell out of his nephew#it becomes a once a year thing where Ted gets to actually see Paul be happy and Paul gets to see big brother Ted instead of hornybastard Ted#richie lipschitz#paul matthews#ted spankoffski#peter spankoffski#spankoffski bros#tgwdlm#npmd
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Hey, we finally found agent 4 !
I love how the date is 22/02 for wave 2 since this DLC is all about the Splatoon 2 characters !
Also I love the fish enemies design, I’m sure you could ride on these little robots things !
#splatoon 3#side order#splatoon#agent 8#agent 4#splatoon agent 8#splatoon agent 4#splatoon dlc#splatoon 2#(technically)#my art#also I wonder how the customization of four will go since Cuttlefish or the Squid sisters aren’t there ?#maybe it will be 8 remembering them maybe since they’re roommates in canon ?#hope you guys enjoy
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I did it again. The Duolingo fic is complete and published! Enjoy :)
Summary:
‘Eddie came back to learn Portuguese after 10 months! Celebrate?’
The notification is waiting for Buck, mocking him with the little cartoon of his best friend, as he finishes his shift. Eddie is, notably, not with him. More notably, Eddie is not in the state of California. Or even the same time zone. He’s in El Paso, trying to heal things enough for Christopher to come home. And Buck, well, he gets it. He does. He wants Chris back almost as badly. He just wishes that Eddie would have talked to him before putting in for leave and booking a one-way flight to Texas
Or:
Eddie goes to Texas. Buck spirals. Duo is a pushy asshole.
#911 abc#eddie diaz#evan buckley#buddie#christopher diaz#911 fic#kinda spoilers if you aren’t caught up in season 8
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neil said a lot of unhinged things in tsc but honestly the line that got me the most was when he said “So was Elodie. Remember that the next time you think you aren’t worth saving.” I mean. how am I supposed to live after that one.
#as someone with a brother 8 years younger than me. woof.#i just. SO WAS ELODIE. REMEMBER THAT THE NEXT TIME YOU THINK YOU AREN’T WORTH SAVING. HGNFBFHBFNGBDVF.#i physically cannot stop making posts about this book#i just have so many thoughts#vin speaks#the sunshine court#the sunshine court spoilers#tsc#tsc spoilers#all for the game#aftg#nora sakavic#neil josten#jean moreau
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The sisters are totally like “I’d give you one of my kidneys no questions asked” but they’re also “touch my charger and you’re dead” kinda siblings
#headcanon#house dimitrescu#cassandra dimitrescu#daniela dimitrescu#bela dimitrescu#resident evil village#resident evil 8#re8#it’s always the charger that’s the problem#they’re strangely possessive of it but internal organs? sure I’ll give it to you no questions asked you’re my sister and I’d die for you#but touch my charger and it’s your funderal like—#they’d call Alcina to stop the others from taking the charger like the three of them aren’t above making a scene over nothing#they take it personal#Cassandra loses phone charger quickly#Daniela’s end up breaking here constrantpy for no reason#and bela works hard to keep her sisters away from her well taken care of chargers
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Hi hello I do not recommend looking at the actual height comparisons of the 8 foot puppets compared to the 3 foot puppets bc I forgot that it’s a literal 5 foot height difference and they’re so freaking small
#bc listen you and I both know that the heights in the character lineup aren’t accurate to the numbers#bc Wally can’t be 3 feet and half Barnaby’s height right#so TURNS OUT#if he was 3 feet (along with Julie and Sally) and barnaby (along with howdy and poppy) are 8 feet#literally the 3 foot puppets shouldn’t even reach their hips#it’s the FUNNIEST fucking thing to me right now#I have been laughing about this and in literal tears for the last 5 minutes#y’all help me 😂
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Something something Modern AU:
Dorian is hanging out with Sorrel, Asterin and Vesta and Asterin recalls the time she Manon and Vesta bought a giant bag of ground coffee and they kept brewing coffee every 1-2 hours to get them though a long day.
Sorrel was there but she didn’t participate in the madness. She said how “they kept drinking that coffee as if it was damned water” and “they were all jittery as fuck” because Asterin and Vesta are a bad influence on Manon because she didn’t stop them and partook in that insanity.
#sorrel being the mom that she is#booklr#books and reading#throne of glass#manon blackbeak#dorian havilliard#manon x dorian#manorian#asterin blackbeak#tog#vesta blackbeak#sorrel blackbeak#they went through half of the bag in like 7-8 hours#‘how many cups did you drink?’ sorrel asked#’idk maybe five or six by now’ Asterin answered while drinking another cup#Vesta brought sour patch kids and it was chaos#copious amounts of caffeine and sugar#because energy right?#honestly Manon just wanted to get through the day she didn’t care how#if it means chugging 8 cups of coffee then so be it#the candy was an extra treat#Dorian was worried about them like are you girl okay did you not end up in a hospital after this???#sorrel is just tired#but she makes sure no one consumes more caffeine than reasonable#she just doesn’t allow these big bags anymore#because people around her aren’t very responsible#no one sans drinks a cup of coffee every hour or so#yet THREE people did and thought nothing of it#every time she sees one of these big coffee bags she shudders around the memory
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#cowboy.speaks#(rambles)#its so silly how I just absolutely don’t care ab my own bday but anytime I hear anything mentioning jan 3 I’m like 😧!! that’s my bday 🥰#then the actual day rolls around and I work 9 hours and come home and sleep lmao#so silly#I’m so fuckin tired#i’ve been up since 5:30#which I mean.. I passed out before 10 so I pretty much got 8 hours#but I felt so exhausted last night#still do#and not only am I about to start my period but I think I am sick 🥲#whenever I talk ab my period I think of all those tiktoks making fun of girls who think bitches/studs aren’t real girls#bc I feel like that’s how people perceive me#which like… not??? I don’t know. but I unfortunately do in fact have a uterus#a duderus if you will#once again a victim of my autocorrect being homophobic#BUTCHES*** and studs
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here are some shows that have 10 to 13-episode seasons: the wire, breaking bad, the sopranos, mad men, better call saul
and here are some shows that have 22-episode seasons: supernatural, glee
now i’m not saying anything. i’m just saying
#ok i will say something actually…i saw a rolling stone article yesterday arguing in favor of the 22-episode season#and they did namedrop the sopranos. and they were like ‘it wouldn’t have been as good if each season was only 8 episodes’#and all i could think was ‘yeah but it wouldn’t be as good if each season was 22 episodes either!!!’#i think a 22-episode season of tv is fine IF you’re a sitcom#but they are barely even making sitcoms anymore. i know there’s abbott elementary but that’s like the only one i can think of#most ‘comedies’ on tv these days are not sitcoms and are also not that funny#and if you go on the wikipedia category page for ‘2020s american single-camera sitcoms’#most of them are holdovers from the 2010s and/or already ended#like who give a shit about the 22-episode tv season…the sitcom has DIED BADLY and you don’t even care!!!#ok but back on topic…i would prefer that tv seasons have at least 10 episodes but you’re wrong if you think under 10 can’t be done well#the righteous gemstones for example…funniest thing on tv right now. 9 episodes per season#and yes…they feel like ‘complete’ tv seasons!#like. it can be done. the problem is most of these shows just aren’t doing it
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