#yote thoughts

[lizardhawthorne]

Magnus the Red is my personal failboy bird nerd. I don't know what about that tremendous fuckup does it for me, but something about him just makes me want to grab him and place him in a carefully curated enclosure for his enrichment.

[crowdsourcedloner]

[kyistell]

LOOK!! A COYOTE!!! AN ARIZONA COYOTEEE!!!!

[starwaffle345]

i should pick up my sky x worldless wip again

[crushthegato]

i just unearthed a forgotten memory of the one time i went to a coyotes/flames game in 2019 and darcy kuemper suplexed matthew tkachuk so hard the flames goalie skated all the way down the ice to join the fight

[annieqattheperipheral]

All my app notifs tonight "bedard goal against coyotes so incredible u gotta watch it have u watched it here's the link watch it and be awed cuz guess what this guy is so good have we mentioned that good job kid u r doing so well yay goal that u did u did that yippee!!"

Me: feels like all my teams lost/are gonna lose tonight.

*goes to check scores:

Yotes 7-1 after 2nd??!???????!!

[cryptidscries]

its yote-ing time.

[scuffle-with-spirals]

Mannn. All this talk about the Cargo Ship from Almia. Wanna see some real goods?

Remember when you leave the first island in Guardian Signs it immediately blows up

[bones-n-bookles]

Very often I will feel like Absolute Shit for whatever reason, be it depression or physical illness or anxiety or stress or whatever, and then see a raptor or corvid and things will just. Be okay again. Be bearable. It doesn't matter if it's a scrub jay or a raven or a red tailed hawk or an eagle. Just a corvid or raptor.

[languagendersex]

my uterus was a toxic bitch, so i cut her out of my life

[lizardhawthorne]

Built my first Vertus Praetor last night, the kit's really fun when you're not repeating every step six times in a row. Oh well, it'll be worth it for a biker gang of lesbians with lances twice as long as they are tall.

[tom-hodges]

okay wait i kinda like the arizona jerseys 🫣

[nateslehky]

life is so much better when you don't care if your team wins or loses btw

[leatherbookmark]

it snew a lot today. still is!

[papookwrites]

I read a story where the female main character had young twins that she was breastfeeding. She had to leave the twins for an entire day to go Do Heroic Things, which, fine, it was noted that they had a wet nurse. HOWEVER. Not once did the author consider that if the MC was producing enough milk to keep three month old twins fed, she would NOT be able to galavant around the countryside for more than a few hours before she would start leaking milk all over said countryside. And hurting from having extremely full milk ducts. And possibly getting mastitis.

Ergo I am 100% sure it was written by a man.

do you ever watch something and think “this was written by a man”

[annieqattheperipheral]

This global series is a better advantage for yotes. Instead of practicing amongst themselves or teams trying out AHL'ers, they get the undivided focus of a pretty shit good NHL team performing for this new audience to get themselves up to reg season compete level