Magnus the Red is my personal failboy bird nerd. I don't know what about that tremendous fuckup does it for me, but something about him just makes me want to grab him and place him in a carefully curated enclosure for his enrichment.
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i just unearthed a forgotten memory of the one time i went to a coyotes/flames game in 2019 and darcy kuemper suplexed matthew tkachuk so hard the flames goalie skated all the way down the ice to join the fight
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All my app notifs tonight "bedard goal against coyotes so incredible u gotta watch it have u watched it here's the link watch it and be awed cuz guess what this guy is so good have we mentioned that good job kid u r doing so well yay goal that u did u did that yippee!!"
Me: feels like all my teams lost/are gonna lose tonight.
*goes to check scores:
Yotes 7-1 after 2nd??!???????!!
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Mannn. All this talk about the Cargo Ship from Almia. Wanna see some real goods?
Remember when you leave the first island in Guardian Signs it immediately blows up
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Very often I will feel like Absolute Shit for whatever reason, be it depression or physical illness or anxiety or stress or whatever, and then see a raptor or corvid and things will just. Be okay again. Be bearable. It doesn't matter if it's a scrub jay or a raven or a red tailed hawk or an eagle. Just a corvid or raptor.
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okay wait i kinda like the arizona jerseys 🫣
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Built my first Vertus Praetor last night, the kit's really fun when you're not repeating every step six times in a row. Oh well, it'll be worth it for a biker gang of lesbians with lances twice as long as they are tall.
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my uterus was a toxic bitch, so i cut her out of my life
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This global series is a better advantage for yotes. Instead of practicing amongst themselves or teams trying out AHL'ers, they get the undivided focus of a pretty shit good NHL team performing for this new audience to get themselves up to reg season compete level
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i need to stop blogging in the ass of night i keep making the most unhinged unfiltered out of pocket takes (read: girlie made a typo, girlie's also allergic to being perceived BUT aUGH!!!)
i mean before rbing that last fic i decided to spill some (very delayed, hindsight is 20/20 moment) thoughts instead of swallowing teeth and i think i deserve milk tea for that (jasmine milk tea.... save me jasmine milk tea....)
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