#yoshikage kira headcanons

[filthyguts]

sketchbook doodles as it’s 4 am so I thought maybe . I’d share my specific kira headcanons from my twit thread. Strap in its unda the cut and it’s a lot because I’m normal about him whatever

- HATES dogs due to an incident from when he was a kid, slight phobia

- I’m always 50/50 on this but I like the headcanon of kira potentially having a type of albinism, both his parents carried the gene

-he’s superstitious, on account of his mother being VERY superstitious, which probably didn’t help with any compulsions he was dealing with internally as a kid and into adulthood

-Liked to burn ants and bigger bugs with a magnifying glass as a kid

-surprisingly low pain tolerance

-Has never kissed another person (until he kissed shinobu on the cheek during BTD)

this extends to other things do with this information what you will *large sign in flashing lights that says VIRGINNNNNN*

-he does not know how to kiss. because he hasn't done it to an actual living breathing person, if he were too in earnest it's intense he's all teeth and tongue it would be literally terrible, but he does give sweet knuckle kisses

he can give a polite cheek kiss but if he had to do one of the lips he’d be cooked like it would be over for him he might bite your tongue off on accident(or..?) like ur better off sticking two fingers in his mouth and hoping for the best instead of getting your lip ripped off

-absolutely LOVES the smell of a fresh coat of nail polish, doesn't care that it makes him light headed

-super veiny hands and wrists one paper cut and it's over for him

-killer queen feels really cold to touch, but its arms and hands are hot

-average at playing the violin, does dabble from time to time in the quiet of his home but it's not very often

-yes we know he sucks fingers but he also likes to likely gnaw because he likes the texture on his teeth (not in a cannibal way though he thinks the idea of actually eating flesh is disgusting and irresponsable)

-just really loves neutrals and easter colors, designer suits all the way obvi

-when he first gained killer queen (I hc he was about 19) it always looked like this pic below with the exposed skull, only when he started to better mask his homicidal tendencies and urges did KQ gain its "mask"" and how we see it now

-despite his obvious feline affiliations he doesn't want a pet cat, the hair getting everywhere would drive him crazy (plus he's got killer queen

-kira didn't name killer queen himself, the only time it ever spoke to him was once. when he first manifested KQ after the arrow, Killed Queen told Kira it's name quietly while standing behind him, this scared the shit out of him, which sounds badass and spooky but was also probably subconsciously because Kira had a Queen CD he purchased a year prior that he liked WELL UR JUST SEVENTEEN AND ALL YOU WANNA DO IS DISAPPEAR

-occasionally drinks (that's canon) but meaning he likes to get winedrunk with his girlfriends on special occasions, or socially drinks when forced to go out for company outings, once came home decently hammered and almost phoned a travel agency to get a one way plane ticket to France to see the Mona Lisa ,

did not follow through with this when he woke up the next morning. The idea of seeing her at the Louvre is almost too much for him, feels like touching an exposed nerve.

-is 100% having sloppy makeout sessions with his severed hand girlfriend with candles, dim lighting, and mood records + thinks it's the peak of romance and gets giddy about it like someone with their first crush. Because he's insane

-can feel a phantom sense for Sheer Heart Attack, no pain due to its durability, but can feel the heat tracking in his hand and it readying to explode once it’s found its target. The tracking feels like a tingling sensation to him akin to a compass, like a pulling. and the explosion feels like a pleasant blossom of warmth

-loves the subtle flavor of different lotions (not freshly applied) that linger on the skin, salty fruity fragrant and slightly chemically is his favorite. 🤢

- tries to be incredibly Normal when going for routine dental checkups and cleanings for obvious reasons. When he was in his early 20s and didn’t quite have his urges and homicidal tendencies in check- one of his early victims was a dental hygienist

-his dad(yoshihiro) was into cheesy action movies and would often take kira when he was a kid to the theater, kira didn’t really care for it overall, the explosions were always cool though.

He doesn’t watch movies often but he doesn’t mind drama and romance.

-gets cold pretty easily

-scary good at walking quietly, like a cat stalking prey, when he started working at kameyu- he went to hand some documents to a coworker, startling them pretty bad bc they didn’t hear him come up- he IMMEDIATELY stopped doing that unconsciously after that incident, he makes sure his footsteps are “normal” are soft, not aggressive, but can hear heard enough.

- in the moment he likes the feeling of blood drying on his skin, but once the adrenaline wears off he’ll wrinkle his nose and be like >:// then hop in the bath to clean up(it’s usually not his bath)

-went to the same school Reimi Sugimoto attended in Morioh, never once did he hold a solid conversation with her, she only spoke to him briefly once about missed homework. But that’s not to say he didn’t know who she was. Eerie :(

- His SECOND favorite early spring, likes taking strolls along to coast with his girlfriends, enjoys the breeze.

But his FIRST favorite season is summer, when all the tourists come to Morioh. It’s easy for people traveling to simply disappear 😨

-aside from nail biting, had a compulsive skin picking habit as a child but this was quickly squashed by his mother who’d give him a swat on the wrist each time he was caught

-subconsciously wishes his girlfriends could grab him back- (this isn’t to say he wants to rest of the person though 🤢) a squeeze on the waist or shoulder would probably do him good but it’s not like he consciously yearns for this- it would shatter his otherwise perfect lived fantasy and setup of control 😒

-his favorite finger is tied between either the pointer or the ring finger. He likes being able to bend the fingers and do what he wants, relishes in the subtle crack of the joints 🤢

anddddd that’s all for now. hell isn’t hot enough for him

[shineonyoucrazyyandere]

What WOULD'VE happen if its the jofoes who saw a kid up skirting reader aka their darling?

I know they're villains and is very much cruel, but they wouldn't kill a child...right? (1-8, since the jofoes in P-9 haven't been revealed yet.)

Hmmm I could see a couple of instances of that happening, sadly (but I mean they are villains, but some are more restrained than others, perhaps more for image than anything)

Yandere! Part 1 (Pre Vampire) Dio - I could see this going with him yanking the brats hair and shoving them to the ground. It’s fairly easy for him to maintain his positive status to outsiders, so he could have something happen to them later (but I’d consider this the best outcome for that kid).

Yandere! Post Vampire Dio

Big chance this kid may die by being manipulated by Dio himself, he might decide to turn them/zombify them by apologizing and groveling (chance they could attack their own family). There’s also a chance the kid could just flat out be devoured by the other zombies, the blond wouldn’t even flinch at that. If he’s sorely out of patience he might kill/maim them himself, but it never would come to that. Keep in mind Dio was the type to turn a mother into a vampire and she ended up eating her own child.

Yandere! Kars

Absolutely no cares given about slaughtering a child, not even joking here. He only cares about you, not some slimy brat that decided to pull some nonsense on you. He’d probably lick you clean of the blood afterwards as well. No matter how mad or upset you got, would not make him anymore remorseful for the dead body strewn on the ground.

Yandere! Part 3 DIO

You’d more than likely be held captive in the mansion he’s in, within Egypt so this happening is unlikely. But in the unlikely event something like this happens, he’ll state how brazenly stupid such a move was. Unless he can use the kid in someway, he really doesn’t care what happens to them. So he might “punish” the kid as he sees it fit or have a stand user take care of them.

Yandere! Yoshikage Kira

As long as this kid didn’t see his rather “unusual” indulgences in the past, he doesn’t see a need to murder them right there, though I could see him consider it internally, where the kid wouldn’t be seen. He’s absolutely miffed however, and does grab their hand in a painful way though. Gives them the nastiest glare and reprimand there is, and the kid probably runs off heavily unsettled.

Yandere! Diavolo

Doppio is likely the one to take care of this of course, not that Diavolo he himself isn’t miffed. This probably just makes him consider to keep you locked away somewhere permanently. (This probably happens shortly after this little thing). Doppio makes sure to get it through this kids head, with the harshest grip known to man, that you don’t go doing that to anyone. Let alone anyone he or his boss likes.

Yandere! Enrico Pucci

His reaction is interesting, he is irritated perhaps even a bit visibly by this child’s behavior. He can’t let this kid get away with deciding to upskirt his darling either. He also is a priest image wise, so he has that to consider when punishing this adolescent person. He still has a firm grip on them and decides to take them aside and talk. He’ll face away from you while doing so, and moments later the kid is suddenly apologizing. You can’t tell if Pucci has an uncanny knack for speaking with people or if it’s something else. (It’s likely both).

Yandere! Funny Valentine

He’ll stop this kid almost immediately and there’s a sound of a smack to the back of the head. A stern look and a small speech about respect, Funny Valentine somehow manages to make the kid shame with those words. He wouldn’t let the kid run either and would personally escort them back home to their parents. As busy as he is as a president something childish like that won’t be overlooked by him. There’s a brief dark look in his eye, he can pull the strings to make things happen, he just doesn’t feel the need to expend them here. He does ask you to follow him closer for now on, (maybe an extra guard but he finds it more efficient to be the one to protect you)

Yandere! Toru

He certainly doesn’t appreciate it, and somehow they end up tripping or have some little mishap happen. Yet there’s a bit of a hum in his voice when he tells them he shouldn’t be doing such a thing to people. Any anger or frustration that gets thrown off at Toru, he nonchalantly brushes off. Suggesting the kid apologize, and nothing more will come of it. But there is a stern veiled threat in there somewhere that makes the kid decide to walk off.

[jojostylesposts]

Yoshikage Kira hcs ≽^•༚• ྀི≼

- well obvious hand obsession?!

- Manicures are a 100% on him. He will treat you like a princess to mantain those gorgeous hands of yours fresh and soft 24/7

- From expensive creams to spas

- Rings rings rings

- Expect lots of rings as gifts

- Expensive rings and expesive bracelets but those wont be the only things wrapped around your tiny little hands…just saying

- Would deff choose your nail color since he likes basic pearly glazed nails… his personal preference

- He imagines those hands of yours, soft long silky fingers wrapped around his…

- You would be in his head while he’s at work…naughty thoughts for sure

- Daily hand massages just for you

- Would do daily house tasks just so you don’t damage your precious hands

- Mans a man of routine and private by nature

- He’s quite secretive about his true identity and activities but won’t hurt you…unless you fuck up?? He’s still a villan..just saying

- Thinks about you all the time…in a more obssessive way I would say

- Kira’s quite straight foward and can sound bit harsh sometimes

- Mostly vanilla in bed since he prioritizes organization and presicion, but it can vary if you act like a brat enough and challenge him just to push him out of his comfort zone

- Very controlling for sure since he’s so obssessed with presicion

- Lunch dates together after work is part of the routine

- His kisses are soft, reserved and calculated

- Would suck and lick your fingers during sexy time for sureeee

- Oh, and add a littleslap too that will drive him crazy

- Again, please push him out of his comfort zone if you’re risky enough (who knows how he will act)

- Pull him by the tie and see what happens… spice it up

- Challenging him and pushing him may lead to a rougher side of him

- Definetly loves when you tie his tie just to observe how your fingers twist and fold the fabric

- Quite a narcissist. He may prioritize himself in bed and his desires mostly

- Overall, he would be very attentative towards you, since you are his new obsession, definetly an experience

[soupbabe]

Yoshikage Kira with a Shy! Child! Reader Headcanons

Anon asked: Hello!! I stumbled across your blog and I hope it's chill to request something with Yoshikage Kira and child!reader? Possibly Hayato's younger quiet sibling! At first they were scared and looked like they were 'suspicious' of him but it didn't take long for them to be extremely attached to him- they would only talk to him, follow him around a lot, hold onto him, etc etc! idk the thought of this menace being a dad.. sounds oddly nice ;u; I hope this is okay!!

It's okay!! Tbh a lot of my Kira stuff in my Masterlist is dad! Kira 😅😅 honestly I'm surprised I haven't written this before.

- Upon meeting you, Yoshikage would think you were kind of odd, but easily brushed you off.

- You were young, single digits, he didn't waste his time fretting over you as he did Hayato.

- Even if you did stick to your older brother's side all the time, Kira knew you were too young to fully grasp his theories

- But the bond between you and your "dad" grew during Kira's first few days of being Kosaku

- You noticed your dad being more outwardly affectionate, packing lunches, and sending you and Hayato off with a friendly goodbye

- It felt suspicious at first, you'd talk to Hayato about it every now n then, but it was hard to turn away from how nice your dad was being

- It was a pleasant change, and eventually you'd find yourself opening up to Kira.

- Every "what did you do at school today" was met with an actual response instead of a shrug, Kira and Shinobu would notice you smiling more

- Who knew that paying more attention to your kid could get them to come out of their shell 🤷

- While Yoshikage wanted and expected himself to be a better husband and father, he didn't expect his niceties to be reciprocated so quickly

- At first, he was annoyed. If he needed to go out and suppress his urges, he didn't want a kid hugging his leg and sobbing every time he left

- Give it a week and you'll get him to crack.

- He'll squeeze in extra time in his tight schedule to walk you to school and he'll pack you sweet notes in your lunch

- He still doesn't fully accept the idea that he loves you as if you were his kid, he thinks he came around to your "usefulness" to him. What's more normal than a dad that cares about his kid?

- Not to mention you report back to Hayato with nothing but good and normal things about him. Having you around eases suspension at all angles

- But y'know.. if he heard you were getting bullied he would kill for you. No doubt about it.

- Kira can't help but be that proud dad who's passive aggressively showing you off. He'd sign up for any school conferences just to brag about you

- He'd laugh at you hiding behind him or covering up his face, but he'll play it off and say that he's glad his child is so humble

- You being shy and silent didn't bother Yoshikage as much as it bothered Shinobu.

- He was a quiet kid too, and as long as you're keeping out of trouble, he doesn't see a problem with it

- In fact, he prefers it. He's happy he stole the identity of a man with two children that aren't over the top ankle biters, having you around gets him closer to the quiet life he's always dreamed of!

[conellu]

Sleeping Together (literally) Headcanons

Vinegar Doppio/Reader

Kira Yoshikage/Reader

Rohan Kishibe/Reader

Sleeping headcanons for doppio, kira, and rohan. Nothing sexual, no pronouns for reader, Diavolo mentioned once for Doppio, no killing mention for Kira, and Rohan isn’t as much of a dickhead as he could be

also posted on my AO3

-human space heater, so much so that you have to sleep in the least amount of clothes possible -he will cuddle you and you cannot escape this -when he comes home late he wraps as much of his body as he can around you -sweats A LOT if he has blankets on -nightmares?  you bet.  please hold him. -will nuzzle his nose into your neck and place small kisses there -if you’re both going to sleep at the same time (which is rare), he wants to lay face to face and stroke your face gently -never there in the morning, sometimes leaves you lil notes with doodles, sometimes leaves you a voicemail, all depends on how urgent Boss is -needs to have white noise on at the very least, prefers to have soft music playing though -snores often, not very loudly

-dude is a fucking rock when he’s sleeping -doesn’t move, doesn’t snore (unless he’s sick) -will not go to sleep cuddling you but does not put up a fight if you curl up on his side (please do this, he enjoys the closeness secretly, especially if you snuggle up near him like a cat) -often goes to bed at the same time as you, very rarely do you not fall asleep together -you guys also wake up together, no extra cuddle time sorry -if you’re sick and have to stay in bed, he writes out a quick note and places it on the nightstand along with water and medicine -prefers little to no sound at night, white noise is the most he wants -will have Killer Queen curl up near you if he’s busy in another room and you’re already laying down -doesn’t mind small kisses before bed

-very rarely does he fall asleep at the same time as you, your sleep schedules (do not fight him on this, he will make you go to bed) -does cuddle you, arm around your waist and as close to you as possible -does not move after he falls asleep, poor boy is too exhausted -if you move he rolls over and that’s about it, feel free to be his big spoon when you return (he loves this) -is cold, please do not steal his blankets -do not mention the cuddles outside of the bedroom, he will deny it or say that you make him -does snore, sometimes loudly -does not care if there’s noise or not, when he’s falling asleep he’s falling sleep -would prefer if you guys were on the same sleep schedule but he’s aware that’s just not possible

[rariw]

heads to watching horrors with jojo villains, because why not

dio

will constantly think about how characters could have acted differently in this or that situation. since he reads a lot, and likes to do it more than watch, he will constantly compare adaptation with the original and discussed with others (pucci espescially)

kars

watching films of any quality, would be surprised by the spec-effects and would observe the gradual evolution of cinema (he decided out of boredom to spend his free time watching all existing horror movies in one gulp, starting with the very first and ending with modern ones, because why not? besides, he is immortal, theres no concept of time for him)

kira

to begin with, he would carefully checking his schedule so as not to disrupt the daily routine due to watching a movie (in my headcanon yoshikage has ocd), and then prepare space and food so that everything was "peaceful and calm." he watches horrors with a focus on detective stories in order to possibly learn something new for himself

doppio

is easily scared off by screamers. sincerely sad when animals or children suffer in the frame. if scene is too frightening, doppio will close his eyes or turn away. he will ask questions about the motivation of the characters (why did they go there? why are they doing this?)

diavolo

tries not to show that anything scares him, like he's not impressionable anymore, but sometimes he was really scared. maybe he'll die of fright a couple of times. and after movie, for at least two more weeks diavolo will look around, be afraid of every rustle in the dark, skip from the toilet to bed at night, and close windows with curtains (in my headcanon he has paranoid schizophrenia)

pucci

i don't think he's really interested in watching anything on tv. but out of politeness, he will still sit in living room with others, doing something of his own and occasionally glancing at the screen. he doesn't miss much, even if he's looking at fuck off. if he's interested in the dialogues, he will join the viewing. pucci also doesn't mind watching something with dio and discussing it with him.

valentine

perhaps he will think that everything that is happening is real (like a documentary, news or something) until someone explains the opposite to him. if valentine is asked to turn up the volume or rewind, he will look at the board with sincere incomprehension (if by that time he has not been taught how to use it, or if valentine himself does not guess)

tooru

he will watch absolutely any movie just to kill time, although he still prefers the good old classics (even if he has already watched them 10 times). tooru pays special attention to the music in movie, and if he likes the soundtrack, he will find it at any cost to listen to during night walks for atmospheric

acca howler

....whu?

[yoshhii]

some yandere vampire kira hcs

vampire!kira who became completely and obsessively fascinated with you from the moment he laid his eyes on you (and your hands). your mere presence would consume his thoughts.

vampire!kira who would meticulously observe every detail of your life, learning your daily routine, favorite places, and even your friends and family, all from the shadows.

vampire!kira who would take his role as your “protector” to an extreme level, eliminating anyone he perceives as a threat to you, even if they're innocent.

vampire!kira who will leave anonymous love letters or cryptic messages, to let you know that you’re always on his mind.

vampire!kira who would go to great lengths to steal moments alone with you, often showing up unexpectedly or using his stand, killer queen, to create opportunities.

vampire!kira would maintain a calm, collected facade around you, but his inner yandere nature would emerge when he believes someone is trying to take you away.

vampire!kira would leave presents, sometimes with dangerous surprises, as symbols of his affection, hoping to see your reaction to his "thoughtfulness."

vampire!kira who would use his charisma and charm to manipulate those around the you, ensuring that you stay isolated and dependent on him.

vampire!kira who doesn’t like any attention you give to others, whether intentional or not, would trigger intense jealousy and potentially violent outbursts from him.

vampire!kira who doesn’t want to hurt you, so he goes and kills other women to drink their blood instead.

vampire!kira who might see you as the key to eternal life, aiming to turn you into a vampire so you can be together forever, in his twisted view of "forever love."

[unhappytimeleaper]

This is part of my just random blurbs I post on the servers I’m on but no one understands so I’m forcing it on all of you.

Truly unedited thoughts. Gender neutral reader; no age is mentioned but the idea is reader is around Kei age.

This blog is 17+ please have your age in your bio or tagged; any ageless blog and below the age asked for will be blocked at the end of the week.

No warnings outside of yes, it is vague but it is still yandere and possible spoilers for part 8 of Jojo

Kira himself was weird. At least hard to deal with, his narcissistic nature and OCD being one side that you could manage, within small doses, but the other being his naturally cold demeanor made it much harder. Somehow, you did manage to keep some form of a friendship. It was always hard when you would bring things up, and he would brush it off or tell you to just cut them out. You had him; why waste your time with others. Correction, you occasionally had him; you knew he was fond of his own personal time and interests, plus sometimes you just need a break from his personality. Sure, it made him a little more grumpy when you called this out, but amends usually were made quickly, and you'd fall back into your routine with each other. In his own weird way, Kira knew she was more fond of you than pretty much any other person outside of his family, even if it was hard to tell. Something you probably only ever learn from his sister after his disappearance.

Josefumi always felt abandoned and left out less you were around. You checked in on him in conversations, invited him to plans, walked alongside him, and overall did your best to consistently remind him that he had value. Was it wrong for him to be sort of selfish when it came to you and how much you seem to want to be with him? It meant something special to have you around, even if only as a friend, and it wasn't like with Sakunami. Josefumi was, after all, who you always turned to as a close friend when Kira and you were doing your own thing. Although his brutally violence fighting was something you shouldn't forget, or could really as the aftermath of some of them had been burned into your mind, he overall was a kind and caring young man you admired a lot and took pride in being friends with. It wasn't hard to see his crush, a very apparent one, but nothing could ever come from it as soon as he up and vanished.

Enter Josuke, or Gappy, nicknamed by his two front teeth. An odd fellow who appeared from nowhere with what seemed no memories. Not to say he wasn't smart, but he lacked a sense of self and the world around him. And despite this. Not knowing who he is, who anyone is really, he notes there is something strange about you. Not in a bad way, but like your fates are connected. That he cares for you even if he doesn't remember who you are. And despite everything, those feelings from both Kira and Josefumi only seem to be brought more and more to the front as you spend time. There is no memory of who you were to them; they are all separate people after all, but the care he has seems deeply burned into his soul. Something he doesn't want to lose, no matter what it takes.

You knew this wasn't them even as you learn and piece together this was the two friends you had lost. Gappy was someone new, and you couldn't push the life you had in the past with "them" onto him. It crushes you to be around him at times, you admit to yourself. The loss of both Kira and Josefumi was devastating; after all, even with the troubling nature they both could have, you did care for them as friends. And Gappy himself wasn't bad; he had many good traits and was fun to be around, but it's not like he could fill the hole in your heart. But even with the distance you tried to put in, acknowledging to him it's nothing he did or didn't do, you just needed space. Time. One day, maybe things would heal more, and you'd be able to truly befriend the new boy.

Distance isn't possible, though; the feelings of Kira and Josefumi, even without memories of who they are, are ingrained in a way he can't understand or explain. Like an invisible string connecting those they held dear to each of his fingers, he can't see what makes them special; he just feels it to his core. And he can't let it slip away, let you slip away when you hold the secrets to his past and to the weird drumming of his heart. Please, just stay a little longer? His drive is relentless, and while he can play cute to keep you around if what it takes, he does have other means he'd be willing to try if you keep pushing him away.

[scared-crow229]

Kira~

Hey, I drew Kira8 in Burmese 80' clothing.

[a-998h]

(Sorry if the English is confusing, I'm using the translator!!)

Could you make a DIU where Reader is practically Dio 2.0(In terms of appearance)? Their Stand would be "My world, my rules" practically everything in a 4 meter area will obey Reader's orders, which they use to steal food or simply make fun of adults

Jotaro:"What the fuck..? *staring at the literal child in front of him*

*Reader ran away because he/they was afraid of anything related to the sea/ocean/water in general*

your English is fine my dear and I love the idea of a kid who looks like Dio but is a harmless prankster.

Authors Note: Part 4 Jotaro is not included

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Stand Type: Close range phenomenon stand

Condition: Snapping of the fingers in the left hand

Range: 4m (13ft)

Power: A

Speed: B

Range: D

Durability: C

Precision: A

Potential: E

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So, no one in DIU, other than Jotaro and probably Okuyas's dad, knows what Dio looked like.

You, are another resident of Morioh, adjusting to life in suburban semi-rural Japan. You got my world, my rules, after a certain rockstar got his hands on a certain bow and arrow. You're not mean, just a highschooler who now has the power to make anything within 4 meters of you do whatever you want and steal as many snacks as you want.

But, you have one weakness, for some reason you hate the ocean. It is not thalassophobia territory, but pretty damn close. You like looking at pictures of ocean animals and the beach, but the minute you're in water higher than your waist, you back out. Why you may ask, you have no damn clue.

Josuke

You're a classmate of his

Before Jotaro shows up, he has know idea who Dio was and that you looked like him

For a long time, he only saw you as the werid kid who was also scared of the ocean

Doesn't know you can see Crazy Diamond

Once he learns about his family orgin and the connection to Dio, he still doesn't get it

When he gets some description of Dio, it clicks for him

Makes sure you never find out or feel bad because you look like Dio

You having a stand only crosses his mind after a few events of mayhem

My world, my rules is not a strange concept to him

He compares the typing to Surface as both are phenomenon stands

Finds it cool you can get free snacks and stuff

Doesn't stop you from messing with adults, unless you're too close for crossing a line

Your partner in crime

When things pick up with Kira, he tells you to chill out

You two met when you stole the snack from the vending machine he paid for

Never mocks you for your ocean fear

Hates it when you joke about your Stand having a longer range than his

Okuyasu

You two meet after he befriends Josuke

He'll most likely learn who and what Dio was

At first, thinks your Dio's kid or something

Doesn't really trust you at first

You gifting him a free sandwich makes up for it

Might us you to get free food

When he gets hit with a prank of yours he learns his lesson

Doesn't really get your fear of the ocean

He never makes fun of you or pushes you for your fear

Thinks your Stand is cool

Sticks by your side

Uses a tad extreme exposure therapy

Doesn't get how you like pictures of the sea but also hate the ocean

Never tells you to stop your pranks

Koichi

He is nervous when seeing you

When he sees you commanding a vending machine, he thinks you're a strange kid

Due to not being able to see My World, My Rules he thinks you're just strange

When he learns that you have a stand, it all clicks to him

Works with Yukako to get your pranks to stop

When he learns who Dio was, he never tells you

Might direct you to use your mayhem towards something more constructive

Feels bad for you

Is a slow exposure therapy kind of person

Tries to help you get less scared

When things get more dangerous, he worries about you

A will talk you down from taking Yukako's advice

Yukako

She gives you a death glare at first

When she chills out, she just sees you as another classmate

Might offer you "dating" advice

Sometimes, she offers to be your wingwoman

Never knows about Dio

Will style your hair for you

Sees your Stand as useful and fun

Might push you a bit with your fear of the ocean

Tries to be your phycologist, which works about as well as you'd expect

Tries to make you "better"

Is annoyed she can't see your Stand

Only one to try and stop your pranking of adults

Finds your pranks annoying

Rohan

Good god, you two don't get along

When he moves to Morioh, he becomes a victim of your pranks

He hates you, so damn much

You're the bane of his existence

Doesn't bother to learn your name, you are forever "brat"

When he's forced to work with you as a warrior of Morioh, he sighs

You two antagonize each other

If he makes a brat of a manga character, everyone who knows will know it's based on you

Thinks you stand is cool, but doesn't like you

He doesn't care if you're scared of the ocean, he doesn't really care

You two are a pair of jerks who bother each other

Might use Heaven's Door to sneak peak as to why you're a dick

Is very annoyed by the fact that he can't see your Stand at all

Kira

He knows you before the warriors of Morioh assemble

You come into the store he works in and often look at things yet not buy anything

He doesn't notice you, after all you're just another teen in Morioh

You're not a girl so he has no reason to pay attention to you

But he notices odd things that happen around you

Sometimes near the convince store, he'll see you put yen into the vending machine and your snack get stuck, only for you to snap your fingers and the snack is free

Or the time you got a drink without even opening the store cooler

Due to you stand being a phenomenon stand, he can't exactly see it

When you join the Morioh warriors, he starts to see you as more of a threat

Your stand really annoys him, caus ehe never knows what you'll order around next

When you start using your Stand to mess with him, he really wants you dead

Might think of drowning you, but wouldn't act on it

Never learns you're fear of the ocean

Has no idea who Dio is, so he doesn't see you look like Dio

Tonio

Isnt too close or trusting of you

You've shown up a few times, and might have used your Stand to snag extra dessert

He doesn't ban you, but he does up your portion sizes

When he learns of your food stealing, he thinks it's because you're not well off

The moment he learns you do it to be a gremlin, he sighs and just shakes his head

Never knows about Dio

When he overhears you mention your fear of the ocean, he feels a bit bad for you

Shares his own stand when he learns about yours

Might have you help clean things up by ordering the dishes and silverware to get in the proper place

If you can't cook, he's willing to teach you

Warns you ahead of time a out what Pearl Jam does

Finds your harmless pranks a bit fun

Will ne mad if you use My world, my rules to mess with his kitchen

During the Warriors of Morioh, he worries for your safety

Is basically now your dad figure

Is hell bent on teach you manners, no matter what

Never mocks you for your fear

Might help with a fish tank, like exposure therapy

[married-to-google-translater]

Yandere Yoshikage Kira headcanon

Kira is a stright, possessive and worshipping simp yandere.

He just wanted a peaceful life.

But then he saw you…

Or actually he saw your hand.

They were something really beautiful.

The reaction was the same as when he saw the Mona Lisa for the first time.

At first, Kira was just thinking of murdering you and stealing your hand.

But something stopped him.

It was a really strange feeling.

At first Kira thought it was because he didn't want your hands to rot.

They were so beautiful.

So the second best option is to kidnap you and make sure no one knows his secret.

This makes it easier for him to sleep peacefully at night.

Kira has certain rules that he expects you to follow.

If you don't he will be really angry.

And as time passes, Kira will fall in love with you as a person as well.

Which is even worse.

Escape is impossible.

He is not afraid to hurt you when necessary.

Good luck living with him.

[sillysonicfansstuff]

JJBA Villain House:What Languages Do They Speak?

During their time,they picked up a lot of languages.

Dio:English,Arabic and Italian.He can speak some Japanese so that he can speak to Kira.

Kars:He can speak and understand all languages.

Kira:Japanese,some English and he’s trying to learn Italian to speak to Diavolo (and to figure out what Dio says about him in Italian)

Diavolo:Italian,some Spanish and some English.He tried learning Japanese but couldn’t be bothered.

Doppio:Italian,English and Japanese.He WAS bothered to learn it.

Pucci:English,Japanese,Italian and he wants to expand his knowledge.

Valentine:English.He’s a devote American and thinks it’s superior.

[dioslesbianwife]

AHHH i know it’s still november and not technically christmas time yet, but I LOVE THE HOLIDAYS (and don’t celebrate thanksgiving lmao) so i wrote some headcannons for jojo villains and gift giving/receiving!!

jojovillains x gender neutral! reader holiday headcannons!

Dio

You gifted Dio a luxurious black velvet cape with gold trim and embroidery of his name across the inside in elegant cursive. You added a crown with small crimson gemstones to complete the look lol.

Dio smirked as he draped the cape over his shoulders. “A fitting gift for someone such as myself,” he said, his voice dripping with superiority.

“Now you can cosplay as yourself!” you tease, earning a raised eyebrow and an amused chuckle.

Doppio

For Doppio, you’ve created a collection of adorable trinkets: a pastel pink phone case shaped like a rotary phone, a personalized pocket mirror with his name on it, and a diary filled with encouraging notes like “You’re amazing, Doppio! :)” on random pages.

Doppio’s face lit up as he opened the gifts. “This is so thoughtful! Thank you!”

“I knew you’d like it,” you say, practically glowing.

Diavolo

For Diavolo, you created a sleek, blood-red tie with subtle King Crimson designs woven into the fabric.

“This is acceptable,” he said, inspecting the tie with his usual stoicism.

“Acceptable?” you scoff. “That’s all I get for being nice to you?”

Diavolo didn’t reply, but the fact that he wore the tie later that day was proof he appreciated it.

Kira

Kira received a pair of elegant gloves made of the finest leather, tailored to fit perfectly. They were monogrammed with his initials and subtly accented with golden thread.

“These are… exquisite,” Kira said, slipping them on.

“See? I do know how to be classy,” you quipped, grinning.

He nodded, begrudgingly impressed.

Funny Valentine

For Valentine, you crafted a custom pocket watch with the American flag engraved on the cover and the inscription “E Pluribus Unum” (translation- out of many, one)

Valentine chuckled softly as he examined it. “You have an odd way of combining sentimentality and irreverence, but thank you.”

“You’re welcome, Gramps!”

Kars

Kars received an elaborate golden diadem, inlaid with glowing gemstones that shimmered in the light. “It’s for the ultimate life form,” you tell him.

Kars looked it over, intrigued by the craftsmanship. “This is… suitable,” he said, though his tone suggested he was impressed.

“I’ll take that as a compliment,” you reply with a grin.

Pucci

For Pucci, you’ve created a pristine white leather-bound Bible with golden edges and a personal inscription inside that read: “Merry Christmas.”

Pucci smiled warmly, touched by the gift. “This is truly beautiful. Thank you.”

You beam, thrilled by his reaction.

Reactions and Gifts from Others

Dio

Dio, surprisingly, gave everyone a small token: ornate gold rings engraved with his name. “To remind you all who is superior,” he said with a smirk.

how humble of him.

Doppio

Doppio nervously hands you a poorly wrapped gift: a handmade friendship bracelet in your favorite colors.

“It’s not much, but I wanted to give you something,” he said, blushing.

You smile and immediately put it on. “It’s perfect, Doppio!”

Diavolo

Diavolo didn’t bother with gifts.

for this, he deserves a lump of coal >:(

Kira

Kira gave no gifts and avoided eye contact when you brought it up. “Christmas is not an occasion I celebrate,” he muttered.

Funny Valentine

Valentine gave everyone personalized handkerchiefs embroidered with their initials.if you question him, Valentine shrugs. “Practicality never goes out of style.”

Kars

Kars didn’t exchange gifts, stating, “Material possessions are beneath me.”

“Sure, but you liked the diadem,” you tease, earning a glare.

Pucci

Pucci gave you a small, silver cross necklace. “Something to remind you that your joy brings light to this house,” he said.

You’re so touched you hugged him, making Pucci smile softly.

By the end of the day, the house was a mess of torn wrapping paper and ribbon, but for once, everyone seemed at peace. Even the most stoic among them couldn’t deny that your excitement had made the holiday unforgettable.

[yuritord]

YOSHIKAGE KIRA X READER HEADCANONS!

god i love him so much <3 my beloved

warning for mentions of breeding kinks!

he 100% expects you to be a stay at home spouse.

he doesn’t want to mess up his schedule and routine by having to worry about if you’ll be home for dinner or not!

he tries to hide his… odd. habits from you

he still goes out of his way to pamper you and your hands

nail polish, lotions, manicure sets- he makes sure you’re stocked.

he loves you. so much.

absolutely the jealous type

if you want kids, he’s.. surprisingly excited?

he’ll tell you directly how bad he wants you to carry his children

he gets a bit.. extra. about it

he even takes time off work to care for you!

actually, if you’re even the smallest bit sick, he’ll stay home from work.

he always needs to make sure you’re doing okay, even though he loves your hands he likes it a bit more when there’s a living body attached to them instead of. nothing

he goes BALLS to the WALLS for holidays

he gets you the most expensive gifts, no matter how many times you tell him it’s unnecessary

[danothan]

bigender yoshikage kira hcs 🫶

- kira's view of gender is very binary. interesting that he has a standard for women is to be hairless, meanwhile he can't stand having body hair on himself. very interesting

- i don't think kira would have the vocabulary to know about his identity rn, and if he eventually did, he would treat it as in-depth research, almost like a hobby. morbid curiosity, he'd claim

- as an extension of that "hobby" mindset, i think using killer queen as an outlet for his femininity would act as a barrier in his mind to express himself without having to actually apply it to Himself (the gender euphoria of using she/her for killer queen bc kira wouldn’t admit to it otherwise)

- KILLER QUEEN IS HER TRANSONA.

- the most heterosexual lesbian you will ever meet…

- the idea of transphobic transgender kira is so funny to me knowing her other values. she won't remember your pronouns bc she will not care to refer to you in general, but even if she did, any pronouns besides he or she are “gramatically incorrect and/or superfluous.” okay multi-pronoun user

- would claim that he doesn't need external validation for his gender and that it's nobody's business, but it's rly due to internalized transphobia and his fear of sticking out that he doesn't leave the closet :(

- she has her moments though. maybe one day, she's painting her “girlfriend's" nails a lovely shade of purple when she realizes it goes with her suit. she applies the polish to her own nails to test the theory, and sure enough, it's a perfect match. she tries not to think about why it disappoints her to wipe it off before work

- in his mind, it was never a feeling of choosing one or the other but rather the feeling of being incomplete. kira is someone who rly values routine and balance, so i imagine that this applies to gender too, in that masculinity and feminity are two sides of the same coin to him. i don't think he would want to medically transition even if that were an option, but his gender expression is very much real and tangible to him, even in the most seemingly inperceptible ways

- i think that she started questioning after getting KQ but never felt the urge to seek out answers or dig deep into it once she started being able to give herself freedom of expression at home. it only became a problem when she had to hide as kosaku and was once again having to keep those parts of herself hidden (i'm sorry that this follows so many story beats of kira's murder activities, it's not meant to be a one-to-one parallel 😭 just a result of the freedom vs repression of canon circumstances)

- HOWEVER smth that diverges from canon is that i think there's a way around kira's gender expression now that he doesn't have to perform in secret but rather express himself through a different outlet once shinobu becomes part of the equation. kosaku tends to wear dark/dull-colored clothing whereas kira is more inclined towards coloful pastels. i think shinobu would pick up on this difference and start having them wear matching outfits, slowly making his closet more feminine. kira would freak out at first thinking it was some kind of test that he had slipped up on, but shinobu would only lean harder into it bc honestly she just wants to bond with her husbandwife over smth as simple as clothes. it's the first time kira's even been called pretty. he doesn't protest

- when kira gets used to having someone recognize and even encourage her gender expression, i think this would be when she starts being comfortable enough to talk abt it and recognize it as more than just a feeling. she and shinobu might even have a conversation (probably initiated by shinobu through unsubtle questions that kira was too embarrassed to dance around and would rather address head on)

- as big of a revelation as this is for kira, i don't think much would change. he still prefers to do things as they always were and doesn't rly feel like he misses out on much when he goes out in his suit and gets called masc terms; in fact, it's a comfortable familiarity. but every time he puts on the subtle perfume that shinobu got for him, well, that becomes a familiar type of comfort for him too

- shinobu: “no wonder kosaku was so repressed before, he's been so much more expressive now that she's come out of the closet ^__^”

- this is how we can make the babygirl kira agenda real.

bonus: @f0rvalaka’s genius addition

[rzyraffek]

I recently started JJBA and I'm finishing Part 2 soon, but I literally fell in love with Baron Zeppeli from Part 1 and I was wondering if you could write some relationship/dating headcanons for him? I understand if you don't feel comfortable writing for him though since he's a bit older but decided to ask anyway <3

GUYS I DIDNT i didnt die yet i just had eee eee eee break from writing? I guess

ANYWAYS I am back and I give another jjba headcanons. Also yeah my dude is old but o my god he is a something else

Sfw, no spoilers, they/them pronouns

Another jojo dating headcanons (mostly zeppeli)

Baron Zeppeli

Dude 100% plays scrabbles and monopoly.

Gives s/o his hat when its raining

Gives Speedwagon and Jonathan dating tips (speedwagon doesn't belive him that he acually has a partner tbh)

Is looking for serious relationship

Tries to teach them hamon🥰

Invites them for fancy dinners when he has break from whooping vampires

Once ordered spicy chicken wings to flex that he can eat it without getting hot (he failed)

Takes s/o on trips with speedwagon and Jonathan too! Imagine this guy telling some dope ass stories from his life next to campfire or something

Has better hairline than whole britan population

Wants to have matching outfits

Cooks nice food😊 and when he makes sandwiches for himself he always makes one or two for s/o

Mikitaka Hazekura (aliem👽)

Dude is so pure. When he found out that he likes s/o he went to josuke for advice. This guy 10₩% pranked him, like "yeah yeah mikitaka humans totally bite eachother when they feel love" or something dumb

So expect him acting a bit weird (at least he has an exuse, he is an aliem)

My bro will turn into cat, if he finds out that s/o is a cat person😭

Eats anything s/o gives him, unless they tell him that its not food. At least he won't complain if s/o is a bad cook. My man ate napkin im sure your overcooked pasta isn't worse than that

Plase comb his hair, he will fall asleep

Dude purrs and does animal noises

Drank nail polish once

Bites them when happy

If s/o is very flexible and can do some crazy stuff (splits for example) my dude will br convinced that they broke a spine or something

Will turn into anything if s/o asks him

Kira Yoshikage

Dude gets nervous when yall sleep in the same bed

Definitely a cat person so if s/o hates cats? Break up 100%

He looks like germ freak, everything needs to be shining clean

Buys them hand creams, moisturisers, massages, ect. He REALLY likes hands you all (no way)

Wants to get married

Really doesn't want them to be a stand user, doesn't want to risk them panicking bcs there's huge naked cat in living room.

Cooking and cleaning together>>>

Bullies children online

Bullies children on streets

Bullies children in any public spaces really

Hes weird, 100% licks s/o hands/fingers