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Here are my headcannons for Jojo villain house and how I think they’d each approach chores
Dio
Refuses to do chores outright. He sees himself as above such menial labor and will either try to manipulate someone else into doing them or make excuses.
If he has to clean, expect a dramatic show of irritation. He’ll use The World to do everything inhumanly fast, pausing time and leaving the room spotless but making sure everyone knows how beneath him the task was.
Biggest offender: Leaving blood filled wine glasses around the house when he forgets about them.
Kars
Insists on having things done “the right way” and will redo someone’s work if it’s not up to his impossibly high standards.
Enjoys organizing. He might spend hours rearranging bookshelves, ensuring they’re sorted by theme, era, and importance to human evolution.
He delegates tasks to others but criticizes their technique endlessly.
Biggest offender: Lecturing everyone about how primitive humans are and how they’ve “desecrated” the art of maintaining a clean space.
Yoshikage Kira
The only one who genuinely enjoys chores- as long as it’s quiet. He finds cleaning therapeutic and uses it as an excuse to stay away from the others.
His favorite chore is folding laundry, particularly because it lets him admire the way hands move as they grab onto fabric, bend, and fold.. He folds everything with military precision.
He despises dirty dishes and will passive aggressively complain about anyone leaving them in the sink.
Biggest offender: The ungodly amount of nail clippings he produces.
Diavolo
Doesn’t do chores, period. He considers them a waste of time and relies on Doppio to handle everything. If questioned, he’ll walk away.
He gets visibly annoyed when the house isn’t clean but refuses to do anything about it himself. If someone confronts him, he’ll use King Crimson to skip the argument entirely.
Biggest offender: Leaving half empty coffee cups everywhere.
Doppio
He takes on messes left by Diavoll without complaint. He tries to stay cheerful, but even he gets overwhelmed when Diavolo’s mess becomes too much. Occasionally, he’ll mutter to himself about how unhelpful the others are.
Enjoys vacuuming because of its repetitive and calming nature, aslo it drowns out the chaos of the house.
Biggest offender: Picking up random items to make his phone calls and leaving them out of place.
Enrico Pucci
Insists on assigning everyone their tasks at the start of the week, using philosophical arguments to convince them that chores and daily routines are part of some higher plan.
He’s efficient but doesn’t tolerate laziness, constantly nagging the less helpful men to pull their weight.
Pucci has a habit of singing hymns while sweeping or mopping the floor, which unnerves everyone.
Biggest offender: Rearranging everyone’s personal belongings to organize the house according to “the Lord’s” standards.
Funny Valentine
Treats chores as a matter of patriotic pride. He gives long winded speeches about how a clean home reflects the strength of the household.
He has a habit of delegating tasks and overseeing them rather than just doing them himself. He’ll help if absolutely necessary but only with "important" jobs like cooking or maintaining the garden.
Obsessively cleans anything that might tarnish his image, like the front porch or living room. He makes sure guests (if they ever get any) think the house is always immaculate.
Biggest offender: He sometimes makes a mess intentionally to test others' "dedication to the cause."
Chore Dynamics in the House
Dio and Kars constantly fighting over who’s more above doing chores.
Pucci trying to convince Dio into participating, only for Dio to scoff and vanish dramatically.
Kira scolding Diavolo for leaving things dirty while Doppio tries to mediate.
Best team: Doppio and Kira. They’re the only ones who actually get things done without complaining.
Worst team: Dio and Diavolo. They’ll spend hours arguing about something and never lift a finger.
Pucci and Kira end up supervising everything like a pair of exasperated parents, while Valentine alternates between helping and giving motivational speeches no one asked for.
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What WOULD'VE happen if its the jofoes who saw a kid up skirting reader aka their darling?
I know they're villains and is very much cruel, but they wouldn't kill a child...right? (1-8, since the jofoes in P-9 haven't been revealed yet.)
Hmmm I could see a couple of instances of that happening, sadly (but I mean they are villains, but some are more restrained than others, perhaps more for image than anything)
Yandere! Part 1 (Pre Vampire) Dio - I could see this going with him yanking the brats hair and shoving them to the ground. It’s fairly easy for him to maintain his positive status to outsiders, so he could have something happen to them later (but I’d consider this the best outcome for that kid).
Yandere! Post Vampire Dio
Big chance this kid may die by being manipulated by Dio himself, he might decide to turn them/zombify them by apologizing and groveling (chance they could attack their own family). There’s also a chance the kid could just flat out be devoured by the other zombies, the blond wouldn’t even flinch at that. If he’s sorely out of patience he might kill/maim them himself, but it never would come to that. Keep in mind Dio was the type to turn a mother into a vampire and she ended up eating her own child.
Yandere! Kars
Absolutely no cares given about slaughtering a child, not even joking here. He only cares about you, not some slimy brat that decided to pull some nonsense on you. He’d probably lick you clean of the blood afterwards as well. No matter how mad or upset you got, would not make him anymore remorseful for the dead body strewn on the ground.
Yandere! Part 3 DIO
You’d more than likely be held captive in the mansion he’s in, within Egypt so this happening is unlikely. But in the unlikely event something like this happens, he’ll state how brazenly stupid such a move was. Unless he can use the kid in someway, he really doesn’t care what happens to them. So he might “punish” the kid as he sees it fit or have a stand user take care of them.
Yandere! Yoshikage Kira
As long as this kid didn’t see his rather “unusual” indulgences in the past, he doesn’t see a need to murder them right there, though I could see him consider it internally, where the kid wouldn’t be seen. He’s absolutely miffed however, and does grab their hand in a painful way though. Gives them the nastiest glare and reprimand there is, and the kid probably runs off heavily unsettled.
Yandere! Diavolo
Doppio is likely the one to take care of this of course, not that Diavolo he himself isn’t miffed. This probably just makes him consider to keep you locked away somewhere permanently. (This probably happens shortly after this little thing). Doppio makes sure to get it through this kids head, with the harshest grip known to man, that you don’t go doing that to anyone. Let alone anyone he or his boss likes.
Yandere! Enrico Pucci
His reaction is interesting, he is irritated perhaps even a bit visibly by this child’s behavior. He can’t let this kid get away with deciding to upskirt his darling either. He also is a priest image wise, so he has that to consider when punishing this adolescent person. He still has a firm grip on them and decides to take them aside and talk. He’ll face away from you while doing so, and moments later the kid is suddenly apologizing. You can’t tell if Pucci has an uncanny knack for speaking with people or if it’s something else. (It’s likely both).
Yandere! Funny Valentine
He’ll stop this kid almost immediately and there’s a sound of a smack to the back of the head. A stern look and a small speech about respect, Funny Valentine somehow manages to make the kid shame with those words. He wouldn’t let the kid run either and would personally escort them back home to their parents. As busy as he is as a president something childish like that won’t be overlooked by him. There’s a brief dark look in his eye, he can pull the strings to make things happen, he just doesn’t feel the need to expend them here. He does ask you to follow him closer for now on, (maybe an extra guard but he finds it more efficient to be the one to protect you)
Yandere! Toru
He certainly doesn’t appreciate it, and somehow they end up tripping or have some little mishap happen. Yet there’s a bit of a hum in his voice when he tells them he shouldn’t be doing such a thing to people. Any anger or frustration that gets thrown off at Toru, he nonchalantly brushes off. Suggesting the kid apologize, and nothing more will come of it. But there is a stern veiled threat in there somewhere that makes the kid decide to walk off.
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Can you draw jjba balls headcanons
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Yoshikage Kira hcs ≽^•༚• ྀི≼
- well obvious hand obsession?!
- Manicures are a 100% on him. He will treat you like a princess to mantain those gorgeous hands of yours fresh and soft 24/7
- From expensive creams to spas
- Rings rings rings
- Expect lots of rings as gifts
- Expensive rings and expesive bracelets but those wont be the only things wrapped around your tiny little hands…just saying
- Would deff choose your nail color since he likes basic pearly glazed nails… his personal preference
- He imagines those hands of yours, soft long silky fingers wrapped around his…
- You would be in his head while he’s at work…naughty thoughts for sure
- Daily hand massages just for you
- Would do daily house tasks just so you don’t damage your precious hands
- Mans a man of routine and private by nature
- He’s quite secretive about his true identity and activities but won’t hurt you…unless you fuck up?? He’s still a villan..just saying
- Thinks about you all the time…in a more obssessive way I would say
- Kira’s quite straight foward and can sound bit harsh sometimes
- Mostly vanilla in bed since he prioritizes organization and presicion, but it can vary if you act like a brat enough and challenge him just to push him out of his comfort zone
- Very controlling for sure since he’s so obssessed with presicion
- Lunch dates together after work is part of the routine
- His kisses are soft, reserved and calculated
- Would suck and lick your fingers during sexy time for sureeee
- Oh, and add a littleslap too that will drive him crazy
- Again, please push him out of his comfort zone if you’re risky enough (who knows how he will act)
- Pull him by the tie and see what happens… spice it up
- Challenging him and pushing him may lead to a rougher side of him
- Definetly loves when you tie his tie just to observe how your fingers twist and fold the fabric
- Quite a narcissist. He may prioritize himself in bed and his desires mostly
- Overall, he would be very attentative towards you, since you are his new obsession, definetly an experience
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Sleeping Together (literally) Headcanons
Vinegar Doppio/Reader
Kira Yoshikage/Reader
Rohan Kishibe/Reader
Sleeping headcanons for doppio, kira, and rohan. Nothing sexual, no pronouns for reader, Diavolo mentioned once for Doppio, no killing mention for Kira, and Rohan isn’t as much of a dickhead as he could be
also posted on my AO3
-human space heater, so much so that you have to sleep in the least amount of clothes possible -he will cuddle you and you cannot escape this -when he comes home late he wraps as much of his body as he can around you -sweats A LOT if he has blankets on -nightmares? you bet. please hold him. -will nuzzle his nose into your neck and place small kisses there -if you’re both going to sleep at the same time (which is rare), he wants to lay face to face and stroke your face gently -never there in the morning, sometimes leaves you lil notes with doodles, sometimes leaves you a voicemail, all depends on how urgent Boss is -needs to have white noise on at the very least, prefers to have soft music playing though -snores often, not very loudly
-dude is a fucking rock when he’s sleeping -doesn’t move, doesn’t snore (unless he’s sick) -will not go to sleep cuddling you but does not put up a fight if you curl up on his side (please do this, he enjoys the closeness secretly, especially if you snuggle up near him like a cat) -often goes to bed at the same time as you, very rarely do you not fall asleep together -you guys also wake up together, no extra cuddle time sorry -if you’re sick and have to stay in bed, he writes out a quick note and places it on the nightstand along with water and medicine -prefers little to no sound at night, white noise is the most he wants -will have Killer Queen curl up near you if he’s busy in another room and you’re already laying down -doesn’t mind small kisses before bed
-very rarely does he fall asleep at the same time as you, your sleep schedules (do not fight him on this, he will make you go to bed) -does cuddle you, arm around your waist and as close to you as possible -does not move after he falls asleep, poor boy is too exhausted -if you move he rolls over and that’s about it, feel free to be his big spoon when you return (he loves this) -is cold, please do not steal his blankets -do not mention the cuddles outside of the bedroom, he will deny it or say that you make him -does snore, sometimes loudly -does not care if there’s noise or not, when he’s falling asleep he’s falling sleep -would prefer if you guys were on the same sleep schedule but he’s aware that’s just not possible
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Yoshikage Kira with a Shy! Child! Reader Headcanons
Anon asked: Hello!! I stumbled across your blog and I hope it's chill to request something with Yoshikage Kira and child!reader? Possibly Hayato's younger quiet sibling! At first they were scared and looked like they were 'suspicious' of him but it didn't take long for them to be extremely attached to him- they would only talk to him, follow him around a lot, hold onto him, etc etc! idk the thought of this menace being a dad.. sounds oddly nice ;u; I hope this is okay!!
It's okay!! Tbh a lot of my Kira stuff in my Masterlist is dad! Kira 😅😅 honestly I'm surprised I haven't written this before.
- Upon meeting you, Yoshikage would think you were kind of odd, but easily brushed you off.
- You were young, single digits, he didn't waste his time fretting over you as he did Hayato.
- Even if you did stick to your older brother's side all the time, Kira knew you were too young to fully grasp his theories
- But the bond between you and your "dad" grew during Kira's first few days of being Kosaku
- You noticed your dad being more outwardly affectionate, packing lunches, and sending you and Hayato off with a friendly goodbye
- It felt suspicious at first, you'd talk to Hayato about it every now n then, but it was hard to turn away from how nice your dad was being
- It was a pleasant change, and eventually you'd find yourself opening up to Kira.
- Every "what did you do at school today" was met with an actual response instead of a shrug, Kira and Shinobu would notice you smiling more
- Who knew that paying more attention to your kid could get them to come out of their shell 🤷
- While Yoshikage wanted and expected himself to be a better husband and father, he didn't expect his niceties to be reciprocated so quickly
- At first, he was annoyed. If he needed to go out and suppress his urges, he didn't want a kid hugging his leg and sobbing every time he left
- Give it a week and you'll get him to crack.
- He'll squeeze in extra time in his tight schedule to walk you to school and he'll pack you sweet notes in your lunch
- He still doesn't fully accept the idea that he loves you as if you were his kid, he thinks he came around to your "usefulness" to him. What's more normal than a dad that cares about his kid?
- Not to mention you report back to Hayato with nothing but good and normal things about him. Having you around eases suspension at all angles
- But y'know.. if he heard you were getting bullied he would kill for you. No doubt about it.
- Kira can't help but be that proud dad who's passive aggressively showing you off. He'd sign up for any school conferences just to brag about you
- He'd laugh at you hiding behind him or covering up his face, but he'll play it off and say that he's glad his child is so humble
- You being shy and silent didn't bother Yoshikage as much as it bothered Shinobu.
- He was a quiet kid too, and as long as you're keeping out of trouble, he doesn't see a problem with it
- In fact, he prefers it. He's happy he stole the identity of a man with two children that aren't over the top ankle biters, having you around gets him closer to the quiet life he's always dreamed of!
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heads to watching horrors with jojo villains, because why not
dio
will constantly think about how characters could have acted differently in this or that situation. since he reads a lot, and likes to do it more than watch, he will constantly compare adaptation with the original and discussed with others (pucci espescially)
kars
watching films of any quality, would be surprised by the spec-effects and would observe the gradual evolution of cinema (he decided out of boredom to spend his free time watching all existing horror movies in one gulp, starting with the very first and ending with modern ones, because why not? besides, he is immortal, theres no concept of time for him)
kira
to begin with, he would carefully checking his schedule so as not to disrupt the daily routine due to watching a movie (in my headcanon yoshikage has ocd), and then prepare space and food so that everything was "peaceful and calm." he watches horrors with a focus on detective stories in order to possibly learn something new for himself
doppio
is easily scared off by screamers. sincerely sad when animals or children suffer in the frame. if scene is too frightening, doppio will close his eyes or turn away. he will ask questions about the motivation of the characters (why did they go there? why are they doing this?)
diavolo
tries not to show that anything scares him, like he's not impressionable anymore, but sometimes he was really scared. maybe he'll die of fright a couple of times. and after movie, for at least two more weeks diavolo will look around, be afraid of every rustle in the dark, skip from the toilet to bed at night, and close windows with curtains (in my headcanon he has paranoid schizophrenia)
pucci
i don't think he's really interested in watching anything on tv. but out of politeness, he will still sit in living room with others, doing something of his own and occasionally glancing at the screen. he doesn't miss much, even if he's looking at fuck off. if he's interested in the dialogues, he will join the viewing. pucci also doesn't mind watching something with dio and discussing it with him.
valentine
perhaps he will think that everything that is happening is real (like a documentary, news or something) until someone explains the opposite to him. if valentine is asked to turn up the volume or rewind, he will look at the board with sincere incomprehension (if by that time he has not been taught how to use it, or if valentine himself does not guess)
tooru
he will watch absolutely any movie just to kill time, although he still prefers the good old classics (even if he has already watched them 10 times). tooru pays special attention to the music in movie, and if he likes the soundtrack, he will find it at any cost to listen to during night walks for atmospheric
acca howler
....whu?
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headcanon that killer queen 100% can talk but it sounds like when a cat's meow mimics human speech
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Random thought of the day but since Kira is Mr. Normal Guy he wouldn’t be caught dead stimming in public, so when he really needs to stim he takes out Killer Queen to do it for him—it hand flaps, paces, rocks back and forth, chews its paws etc., depending on Kira’s mood. It helps get the energy out. If he’s having a panic attack or feeling overstimulated Killer Queen gives him a compression hug, which he finds soothing—if anyone else were to do it to him it’s instant beatdown, but it’s his stand so he controls it and knows exactly what’s coming (as opposed to being surprise hugged by someone else).
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some yandere vampire kira hcs
vampire!kira who became completely and obsessively fascinated with you from the moment he laid his eyes on you (and your hands). your mere presence would consume his thoughts.
vampire!kira who would meticulously observe every detail of your life, learning your daily routine, favorite places, and even your friends and family, all from the shadows.
vampire!kira who would take his role as your “protector” to an extreme level, eliminating anyone he perceives as a threat to you, even if they're innocent.
vampire!kira who will leave anonymous love letters or cryptic messages, to let you know that you’re always on his mind.
vampire!kira who would go to great lengths to steal moments alone with you, often showing up unexpectedly or using his stand, killer queen, to create opportunities.
vampire!kira would maintain a calm, collected facade around you, but his inner yandere nature would emerge when he believes someone is trying to take you away.
vampire!kira would leave presents, sometimes with dangerous surprises, as symbols of his affection, hoping to see your reaction to his "thoughtfulness."
vampire!kira who would use his charisma and charm to manipulate those around the you, ensuring that you stay isolated and dependent on him.
vampire!kira who doesn’t like any attention you give to others, whether intentional or not, would trigger intense jealousy and potentially violent outbursts from him.
vampire!kira who doesn’t want to hurt you, so he goes and kills other women to drink their blood instead.
vampire!kira who might see you as the key to eternal life, aiming to turn you into a vampire so you can be together forever, in his twisted view of "forever love."
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Here are some jojo villains headcannons for receiving gifts on their birthdays!
You’ve somehow found out the birthdays of every villain in the house (except the Pillar Men because their age is…hard to tell) and make a big deal out of celebrating them. Whether they love or hate it depends on the villain.
How You Find Their Birthdays:
Kira’s Journal: You snuck into Kira’s room and borrowed his neatly organized personal planner, which he kept for his old life. Naturally, this included his birthday.
“Kira, I know your birthday’s coming up! Do you like cake or pie better?”
“…How do you know that?”
Pucci’s Notes: You peeked in one of Pucci’s journals during one of his long monologues and found a note about his birthday in the margins. He now keeps all his writings locked up.
Dio’s Ranting: Dio casually mentioned his birthday during one of his speeches. Later you ask for the exact date. You immediately jotted it down.
Doppio/Diavolo’s Documents: You’d have to have hacked into Diavolo’s personal records because he would never divulge that information. Diavolo is still trying to figure out how you did it.
Valentine’s Records: You grilled Valentine over dinner about his “human side,” pretending to be fascinated by his patriotism. He gave that sob story about his dad and the handkerchief.
Reactions:
Dio Gift: A custom mirror engraved with “To the world’s most perfect being.” You even add a few rhinestones because you know how much Dio loves to sparkle lol.
Reaction: Dio basks in the attention. Deep down, he loves the gift, though he’ll never admit it.
“Hmm. You’re an odd creature, but this is… acceptable.”
Kira Yoshikage Gift: A pristine pair of leather gloves and a bouquet of roses to match his aesthetic. You also bake him a hand-shaped cake. He’s horrified.
Reaction: Kira begrudgingly accepts the gloves (because they are high quality) but refuses to acknowledge the cake. He spends the entire day avoiding you.• “I don’t know how you know my birthday, but I’d appreciate it if you didn’t.”
Diavolo Gift: A limited-edition Italian silk scarf in his favorite shade of crimson.
Reaction: Diavolo is suspicious, thinking you’re trying to gain leverage over him. He eventually accepts the gift when Doppio convinces him it’s harmless.
“Tread carefully. I don’t trust your motives.”
Doppio Gift: A pink rotary phone because it matches his vibe.
Reaction: Doppio adores it and spends hours pretending to make calls with it. Diavolo later destroys the phone out of sheer annoyance.
“You’re the best!”
Pucci Gift: A first-edition copy of a rare theological text you found.
Reaction: Pucci is conflicted. On one hand, he appreciates the gift. On the other, he’s uncomfortable with how much effort you put into finding out his birthday.
“Your persistence is… unsettling.” He keeps the book locked in his room.
Funny Valentine Gift: A custom pocket watch with an engraving of the American flag on the front and his initials inside.
Reaction: Valentine is both touched and suspicious. He accepts the gift with a stiff nod and politely thanks you. He later examines it for tracking devices (just in case).
“Your thoughtfulness is appreciated. However, I will not tolerate any schemes.”
Pillar Men: They are spared from your birthday obsession because you couldn’t possibly figure out their birthdays. This doesn’t stop you from giving them gifts anyway.
Kars: Gets a gemstone-encrusted hairbrush because his hair is so gorgeous. He throws it at you.
Esidisi: Receives a set of scented candles because you thought they’d calm him down. He cries tears of rage.
Wamuu: Gets a polished silver armband. He accepts it graciously and bows, earning him the title of your favorite.
The Aftermath: Most of the villains are deeply unnerved by your stalkerlike knowledge of their birthdays, but your gifts are always so perfectly tailored that they can’t bring themselves to refuse.
You celebrate with so much enthusiasm that even the grumpiest villains (like Kira and Diavolo) eventually start tolerating you, though none of them will ever admit they secretly look forward to their birthdays now.
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This is part of my just random blurbs I post on the servers I’m on but no one understands so I’m forcing it on all of you.
Truly unedited thoughts. Gender neutral reader; no age is mentioned but the idea is reader is around Kei age.
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No warnings outside of yes, it is vague but it is still yandere and possible spoilers for part 8 of Jojo
Kira himself was weird. At least hard to deal with, his narcissistic nature and OCD being one side that you could manage, within small doses, but the other being his naturally cold demeanor made it much harder. Somehow, you did manage to keep some form of a friendship. It was always hard when you would bring things up, and he would brush it off or tell you to just cut them out. You had him; why waste your time with others. Correction, you occasionally had him; you knew he was fond of his own personal time and interests, plus sometimes you just need a break from his personality. Sure, it made him a little more grumpy when you called this out, but amends usually were made quickly, and you'd fall back into your routine with each other. In his own weird way, Kira knew she was more fond of you than pretty much any other person outside of his family, even if it was hard to tell. Something you probably only ever learn from his sister after his disappearance.
Josefumi always felt abandoned and left out less you were around. You checked in on him in conversations, invited him to plans, walked alongside him, and overall did your best to consistently remind him that he had value. Was it wrong for him to be sort of selfish when it came to you and how much you seem to want to be with him? It meant something special to have you around, even if only as a friend, and it wasn't like with Sakunami. Josefumi was, after all, who you always turned to as a close friend when Kira and you were doing your own thing. Although his brutally violence fighting was something you shouldn't forget, or could really as the aftermath of some of them had been burned into your mind, he overall was a kind and caring young man you admired a lot and took pride in being friends with. It wasn't hard to see his crush, a very apparent one, but nothing could ever come from it as soon as he up and vanished.
Enter Josuke, or Gappy, nicknamed by his two front teeth. An odd fellow who appeared from nowhere with what seemed no memories. Not to say he wasn't smart, but he lacked a sense of self and the world around him. And despite this. Not knowing who he is, who anyone is really, he notes there is something strange about you. Not in a bad way, but like your fates are connected. That he cares for you even if he doesn't remember who you are. And despite everything, those feelings from both Kira and Josefumi only seem to be brought more and more to the front as you spend time. There is no memory of who you were to them; they are all separate people after all, but the care he has seems deeply burned into his soul. Something he doesn't want to lose, no matter what it takes.
You knew this wasn't them even as you learn and piece together this was the two friends you had lost. Gappy was someone new, and you couldn't push the life you had in the past with "them" onto him. It crushes you to be around him at times, you admit to yourself. The loss of both Kira and Josefumi was devastating; after all, even with the troubling nature they both could have, you did care for them as friends. And Gappy himself wasn't bad; he had many good traits and was fun to be around, but it's not like he could fill the hole in your heart. But even with the distance you tried to put in, acknowledging to him it's nothing he did or didn't do, you just needed space. Time. One day, maybe things would heal more, and you'd be able to truly befriend the new boy.
Distance isn't possible, though; the feelings of Kira and Josefumi, even without memories of who they are, are ingrained in a way he can't understand or explain. Like an invisible string connecting those they held dear to each of his fingers, he can't see what makes them special; he just feels it to his core. And he can't let it slip away, let you slip away when you hold the secrets to his past and to the weird drumming of his heart. Please, just stay a little longer? His drive is relentless, and while he can play cute to keep you around if what it takes, he does have other means he'd be willing to try if you keep pushing him away.
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Kira~
Hey, I drew Kira8 in Burmese 80' clothing.
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JJBA Villain House:What Languages Do They Speak?
During their time,they picked up a lot of languages.
Dio:English,Arabic and Italian.He can speak some Japanese so that he can speak to Kira.
Kars:He can speak and understand all languages.
Kira:Japanese,some English and he’s trying to learn Italian to speak to Diavolo (and to figure out what Dio says about him in Italian)
Diavolo:Italian,some Spanish and some English.He tried learning Japanese but couldn’t be bothered.
Doppio:Italian,English and Japanese.He WAS bothered to learn it.
Pucci:English,Japanese,Italian and he wants to expand his knowledge.
Valentine:English.He’s a devote American and thinks it’s superior.
#jjba#headcanon#kira yoshikage#dio brando#jjba diavolo#villains#funny valentine#enrico pucci#jojos bizarre adventure#kars jjba#doppio#jjba villain house
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I have made a list of my top songs that remind me of kiraboss. Not in any particular order
Number one Community Gardens
I feel like this song represents the idea of loving or caring for each other no matter how bleak it may seem, or how terrible the other is. hey're both horrible people, like in the very first line in the song, but they still found solace in each other because they don't care about their horrible traits. Also verse two is just giving me so many Jojo refs.. "The culimation of man's mistakes" is like when Kira got found out, and "For arrogance and a false sense of immunity" is literally Diavolo. The very last line in verse two also says "Is to face the wrath of a dying star".. BECAUSE LIKE JOESTAR. AHSCJJX.
Number two Rule #18 -Lion
If I would have to give this one a perspective I would say it's Kira's. The song gives the idea of someone so radiant, the other feels overshadowed, yet they still want more and more of the other. I feel like Kira, a man who finds himself to be so "average" (as he says) would feel that everytime he's with Diavolo. Also the song has a lot of repetition, which could be like Kira's schedule which always faces repeats over and over again. "Do you find I always come back with the same old lines" adds to this. I think that after meeting Diavolo he tends to get out of his habits more and more, which is also a theme of the song. Also heheh the line "Where'd you get the energy to be that spicy? You've got a flavor that's so feisty, one bite satisfies" is so them.
Number three All Dolled Up
I really don't support the Orion Expereience, but this song is sooo themmm urggghhhh. There's a lot I would like to say but I'm pretty sure the lyrics verrry self explanatory. "I don't wanna be a boy, I don't wanna be a girl", "Let's be gay, let's do crimes", "They can't control us, they don't define us. We never did belong".. Its peak. I will end it off here.
Number four Good Old-Fashioned Loverboy
Self explanatory
Number five A Night To Remember
Although this is less headcan-y I love any idea of Kira and Diavolo having a one night stand or short relationship, when actually yearning for each other afterwards. Also I can say a Jojo reference because stand users attract like magnets to each other so that would explain why they would end up meeting again.
Honorable mention Line Without a Hook
I don't think the actual song meaning itself is really them. Mostly I like to imagine angsty ass storyboards of them to this. Also there's this one line "And I found hope in a heart attack" reminds me a little of that one fanfic Stand Royalty on ao3 like how Diavolo literally finds hope in death to see a certain someone. Yeah that's it.
Honorable mention two Spider Bites
Haha furry music.. It's okay though because Kira is a furry. I think this song could be like Diavolo trying his best to satisfy Kira's needs because, well, you know how he is. Diavolo is a little fiesty though like how the song is called spider bites. Haha. I don't know what to really say besides that I'm sleepy.
I have more but I'm sleepy so I'm not writing that.
Also uhhhhh I have 3 almost 4 hour kiraboss playlist so there's that
Thank you for reading
#kiraboss#pointless paragraphs#i am sleepy#music#no art for once#im trying not to fall asleep typing this#kiraboss headcanons#i think#brain dump#i think my next post will be wof related#jjba#yoshikage kira mention#diavolo mention#Spotify
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YOSHIKAGE KIRA X READER HEADCANONS!
god i love him so much <3 my beloved
warning for mentions of breeding kinks!
he 100% expects you to be a stay at home spouse.
he doesn’t want to mess up his schedule and routine by having to worry about if you’ll be home for dinner or not!
he tries to hide his… odd. habits from you
he still goes out of his way to pamper you and your hands
nail polish, lotions, manicure sets- he makes sure you’re stocked.
he loves you. so much.
absolutely the jealous type
if you want kids, he’s.. surprisingly excited?
he’ll tell you directly how bad he wants you to carry his children
he gets a bit.. extra. about it
he even takes time off work to care for you!
actually, if you’re even the smallest bit sick, he’ll stay home from work.
he always needs to make sure you’re doing okay, even though he loves your hands he likes it a bit more when there’s a living body attached to them instead of. nothing
he goes BALLS to the WALLS for holidays
he gets you the most expensive gifts, no matter how many times you tell him it’s unnecessary
#yoshikage kira#kira yoshikage x reader#kira yoshikage#jojos bizzare adventure x reader#jojo diu#jjba headcanons#jjba
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