#yoshikage kira headcanons

[chazchaschad]

yoshikage Kira has asthma

[dioslesbianwife]

Hihihi I hope im not bothering

I was wondering if you could do smth like where we kiss the jofoes on the cheek out of no where, and can you pleasee include esidisi and wamuu? please and thank you! (if you want to do this ofc!)

It’s absolutely no bother, thank you for requesting this! I should do more x readers lol. ❤️

These HCs are all assuming that the reader is already in a close relationship with them.

Surprise kiss headcannons for jojo villains x reader 🤍

Dio

When you suddenly kiss Dio on the cheek, he freezes for a second, processing the gesture. Then, a slow, smug grin spreads across his face. “How bold of you,” he’d say, leaning closer, almost daring you to do it again.

Internally, he feels a surge of pride and satisfaction. Your affection confirms his charm and superiority in his mind.

He might “reward” you with a kiss of his own- on his terms.

==You press a quick kiss to Dio’s cheek, and for a moment, he seems frozen, caught off guard. Then, his lips shift into a devilish smirk as he turns his head slightly toward you. “How bold of you,” he purrs, leaning closer. “Do it again, if you wish.” The glint in his eyes is both a challenge and a promise.==

Kars

Kars would raise an eyebrow, intrigued by your sudden act of affection. He’d smirk softly, finding your boldness amusing. “What brought that on?” he’d ask, his tone teasing but warm.

He appreciates the gesture but analyzes it deeply, wondering if it was impulsive or deliberate.

He might give you a light touch on the cheek in return, showing his own subtle affection.

==When your lips brush Kars’ cheek, he raises an eyebrow, his expression calm yet intrigued. “Hmm,” he murmurs, tilting his head to examine you. “And what inspired such affection?” His voice is laced with curiosity, but there’s a flicker of amusement in his sharp gaze. He smirks faintly, reaching out to hold your chin gently.==

Wamuu

Wamuu would blink in surprise, definitely not expecting it. He’d touch his cheek where you kissed him, then nod earnestly. “Thank you,” he’d say, his tone sincere.

He finds it heartwarming and sees it as a sign of your trust and respect, which he deeply values.

He’d be more attentive to you afterward, showing his gratitude in his own way, maybe by protecting you even more fiercely.

==You kiss Wamuu’s cheek, and his eyes widen in surprise. He touches the spot gently, as if to confirm it, then looks down at you with a warm, genuine smile. “Thank you for the gesture,” he says sincerely, his voice deep and kind. Though he’s flustered, he seems pleased, his smile lingering for a while.==

Esidisi

He would pause and look at you a moment before chuckling warmly. “Hm, you really are quite sentimental,” he’d say, his voice fond. He’d gently pat your head or shoulder in return.

Deep down, he also feels a pang of sentimentality as he treasures meaningful connections.

He’d bring up the kiss later in conversation, teasing you about it with a grin.

==Your sudden kiss makes Esidisi pause, his usual demeanor momentarily extinguished by pure surprise. Then, a laugh escapes him. “Full of surprises, aren’t you?” he says, looking down at you. He pats your head affectionately, enjoying the moment but already planning to mention it later.==

Enrico Pucci

Pucci would flinch slightly at the unexpected touch but quickly compose himself. “Ah, is everything alright?” he’d say, his voice calm but tinged with slight awkwardness.

He’d try to rationalize your actions, but deep down, he’d feel a rare warmth and appreciation.

He might subtly return the gesture later, maybe by brushing a hand against yours or giving you a reassuring pat.

==You kiss Pucci on the cheek, and though he flinches slightly, he quickly composes himself. “...Thank you,” he says softly, his tone carefully measured. His hand brushes against the spot briefly as he looks at you with a mix of curiosity and restraint. Deep down, the gesture warms something within him he didn’t realize was there.==

Kira

Kira would freeze, his composed demeanor momentarily cracking. “That’s… unexpected,” he’d murmur, adjusting his tie to cover his flustered reaction.

So long as the kiss was in private, he’ll relax almost immediately, not wanting to appear thrown off. To him, such affection feels rare and precious, and he appreciates it more than he lets on.

He’d likely avoid the subject but secretly cherish the memory, glancing at you with slightly softer eyes.

==You lean in and kiss Kira’s cheek, and for a moment, he freezes entirely. “That’s…,” he mutters, not finishing the thought and instead adjusting his tie to steady himself. His expression remains calm, but the faint pink tint to his cheeks betrays his flustered reaction. Later, he catches himself touching the spot absentmindedly, a small, almost unnoticeable smile on his lips.==

Diavolo

Diavolo would stiffen, his eyes narrowing slightly as he processed the unexpected gesture. He wouldn’t push you away, but he’d be caught off guard. “What are you doing?” he’d ask, his tone low and measured.

While he’d feel a flicker of vulnerability, he’d quickly rationalize it as your attempt to please him.

He’d keep a closer eye on you afterward, both intrigued and wary of your boldness.

==The moment your lips graze his cheek, Diavolo stiffens, his body tense as his eyes dart to you. “What are you doing?” he asks, his tone quiet but sharp. His gaze lingers on you, calculating. Though his guard remains up, there’s a flicker of something softer beneath the surface. He secretly appreciates the show of affection and it eases his anxiety a bit to know you likely won’t betray or expose him someday.==

Doppio

Doppio would blink in surprise, his brows lifting slightly, but he wouldn’t pull away. Instead, a small, warm smile would creep onto his face as he tilted his head to look at you. “What was that for?”.

He’d feel a sense of appreciation, cherishing the moment and trying hard not to overthink it. While he’s often focused on pleasing others (especially Diavolo), this unexpected affection from you makes him feel seen as an individual.

Doppio would treasure the gesture, he’d likely become even more attached to you, seeking more of your affection in subtle ways.

==The second you kiss Doppio’s cheek, his face turns slightly red, and he stares at you with almost panicked eyes. “What was that for?” he stammers, bringing a hand up to touch his face. As he fidgets nervously, you can tell he’s absolutely overthinking it, replaying the moment in his head.==

Funny Valentine

Valentine would raise an eyebrow but smile faintly. “That was a rather bold move,” he’d say, his tone amused but composed.

He sees the gesture as an affirmation of your loyalty and trust in him, which feeds his ego.

He’d return the favor at a moment of his choosing, likely in a more grand or calculated manner, such as kissing your hand or making more time for you in his schedule that day.

==When you kiss Valentine’s cheek, he blinks, his expression softening into a faint smile. “Is there something you need my dear?,” he says, his tone measured and amused. He adjusts his gloves, a thoughtful look crossing his face as he regards you. Though composed, you can tell he enjoyed it, his gaze lingering on you a bit longer than usual.==

[yoshhii]

THEIR REACTIONS WHEN YOU’RE SICK

you went out in the freezing cold without a coat, even though they told you to put it on

genshin impact + jjba

he would laugh at you saying, “i told you so didnt i?”. he would tease you to no end. saying how cute you look wrapped up in the blankets, how he’s your personal doctor for getting medicine for you, and even laughing at your embarrassed face when he feeds you. he does enjoy taking care of you though, it’s one of the rare times he can tease you all day with an excuse. if you happen to need something he’s already on the way to grab it . “it’s a prince’s job to get whatever his dear princess desires” he’d say. even though you’re in a miserable state he always finds a way to brighten up the mood.

heizou, kaeya, childe, joseph joestar, ceaser, polnareff, okuyasu, mista, narancia, gyro

“oh dear…” he sighs knowing he shouldn’t be surprised. after all he couldn’t be mad at you, all you wanted to do was enjoy the rain. he chuckles to himself when you blush as he puts the spoon towards your lips. “come on my love, you know this is good for you.” the medicine is very herbal, he tells you how natural medicine has more benefits and blah blah. he gives a satisfying hum as you swallow it (pause), knowing you’ll be better soon. he still does everything as usual, going to work, making breakfast, and cleaning the house. he gets everything ready and prepared for you before he leaves to run errands. although he loves you there’s no kisses until you’ve recovered, he wouldn’t want to get sick as well.

zhongli, ayato, albedo, baizhu, tighnari, kazuha, avdol, kakyoin, kira yoshikage, giorno, bruno bucciarati, pucci, johnny

“hmm….” he acts like he doesn’t care even though he does. he buys anything you need and just hands it to you, saying “you can do it by yourself.” once he realizes you are too sick to do it he quickly takes things in his own hands. while taking care of you he keeps a straight face but is screaming on the inside. it was a perfect chance to enjoy being near you without making it obvious. he doesn’t mind taking care of you though. wait. he…is…taking care of you? and the way he is so close to his love makes him melt. his cheeks flush a crimson red, when you notice this and mention it he’ll just brush it off. “i must be getting sick because of you.” at the end of the day he’ll give you a kiss on the forehead, “you should listen to me next time” he hopes you don’t so this can happen again.

diluc, xiao, scaramouche, kars, jotaro, rohan, abbacchio, diavolo

he’s very sweet, always making sure if you’re okay. he will use words of encouragement, “i’m sorry you’re sick dear, but i promise it will be over soon!” he says as he smiles at you. he’s such a sweetheart, bringing everything you need in an instant. his bright personality makes you forget that you’re even sick sometimes. he kisses you and hugs you as usual even though you warned him you don’t want the sickness to get to him. “i don’t mind if i get sick as long as i get to kiss you!” he also insists he does everything for you. it’s like you don’t move an inch, not even if you need to eat something, he prefers if you let him feed it to you. he wants you to rest the best you can and get better as quick as possible! he loves you a lot and will always find a way to put a smile on your face.

venti, itto, jonathan, speedwagon, josuke, doppio

[yummygummygomi]

Can you draw jjba balls headcanons

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You're welcome

[shineonyoucrazyyandere]

What WOULD'VE happen if its the jofoes who saw a kid up skirting reader aka their darling?

I know they're villains and is very much cruel, but they wouldn't kill a child...right? (1-8, since the jofoes in P-9 haven't been revealed yet.)

Hmmm I could see a couple of instances of that happening, sadly (but I mean they are villains, but some are more restrained than others, perhaps more for image than anything)

Yandere! Part 1 (Pre Vampire) Dio - I could see this going with him yanking the brats hair and shoving them to the ground. It’s fairly easy for him to maintain his positive status to outsiders, so he could have something happen to them later (but I’d consider this the best outcome for that kid).

Yandere! Post Vampire Dio

Big chance this kid may die by being manipulated by Dio himself, he might decide to turn them/zombify them by apologizing and groveling (chance they could attack their own family). There’s also a chance the kid could just flat out be devoured by the other zombies, the blond wouldn’t even flinch at that. If he’s sorely out of patience he might kill/maim them himself, but it never would come to that. Keep in mind Dio was the type to turn a mother into a vampire and she ended up eating her own child.

Yandere! Kars

Absolutely no cares given about slaughtering a child, not even joking here. He only cares about you, not some slimy brat that decided to pull some nonsense on you. He’d probably lick you clean of the blood afterwards as well. No matter how mad or upset you got, would not make him anymore remorseful for the dead body strewn on the ground.

Yandere! Part 3 DIO

You’d more than likely be held captive in the mansion he’s in, within Egypt so this happening is unlikely. But in the unlikely event something like this happens, he’ll state how brazenly stupid such a move was. Unless he can use the kid in someway, he really doesn’t care what happens to them. So he might “punish” the kid as he sees it fit or have a stand user take care of them.

Yandere! Yoshikage Kira

As long as this kid didn’t see his rather “unusual” indulgences in the past, he doesn’t see a need to murder them right there, though I could see him consider it internally, where the kid wouldn’t be seen. He’s absolutely miffed however, and does grab their hand in a painful way though. Gives them the nastiest glare and reprimand there is, and the kid probably runs off heavily unsettled.

Yandere! Diavolo

Doppio is likely the one to take care of this of course, not that Diavolo he himself isn’t miffed. This probably just makes him consider to keep you locked away somewhere permanently. (This probably happens shortly after this little thing). Doppio makes sure to get it through this kids head, with the harshest grip known to man, that you don’t go doing that to anyone. Let alone anyone he or his boss likes.

Yandere! Enrico Pucci

His reaction is interesting, he is irritated perhaps even a bit visibly by this child’s behavior. He can’t let this kid get away with deciding to upskirt his darling either. He also is a priest image wise, so he has that to consider when punishing this adolescent person. He still has a firm grip on them and decides to take them aside and talk. He’ll face away from you while doing so, and moments later the kid is suddenly apologizing. You can’t tell if Pucci has an uncanny knack for speaking with people or if it’s something else. (It’s likely both).

Yandere! Funny Valentine

He’ll stop this kid almost immediately and there’s a sound of a smack to the back of the head. A stern look and a small speech about respect, Funny Valentine somehow manages to make the kid shame with those words. He wouldn’t let the kid run either and would personally escort them back home to their parents. As busy as he is as a president something childish like that won’t be overlooked by him. There’s a brief dark look in his eye, he can pull the strings to make things happen, he just doesn’t feel the need to expend them here. He does ask you to follow him closer for now on, (maybe an extra guard but he finds it more efficient to be the one to protect you)

Yandere! Toru

He certainly doesn’t appreciate it, and somehow they end up tripping or have some little mishap happen. Yet there’s a bit of a hum in his voice when he tells them he shouldn’t be doing such a thing to people. Any anger or frustration that gets thrown off at Toru, he nonchalantly brushes off. Suggesting the kid apologize, and nothing more will come of it. But there is a stern veiled threat in there somewhere that makes the kid decide to walk off.

[adeadcreator]

Could you do protective headcanons of some of your favorite jojo characters? I'm okay with whoever, just thought it might be fun :))

I spent like thirty minutes to see who I even want to write about since I have so many favorites T0T. I had to cut the list down to these guys :D

Kira Yoshikage: 

-He would blow them up if they went too far. But for the most part he would present relaxation, even if he is disgusted by them daring to touch or rather glance at what is his.

You both are more than ninety percent always in doors for most of the time; however, when it is the ten percent you both are outside, you are always accompanied by Kira. No matter to the park or to the mailbox.

The grocery store was no exception, with either you following in Kira’s shadow or vise versa. “I don’t see the curry paste..” You muttered as you felt Kira’s presence hover over your own, raising your head back and making eye contact with your beloved “Are you sure you’re looking well enough?”

Your eyes rolled at his condescending words as you stood up and motioned to the shelf. “Be my guest and take a look for yourself then.” Determination crossed his eyes as he huffed and handed you the basket; it wasn’t too often when he did not want to admit defeat.

He crouched down to the shelfs level before rummaging through the array of paste “Let me know when you find it.” He gave a fierce glare, muttering some words under his breath as you silently chuckled. 

“Ah huh, well I’ll go ask an employee if they have more in the back, I’ll be right back,” you replied, feeling amused by his frustration. The store itself was not large by any means, it was small. Smaller than any other in the area and due to the size it seemed to have only one person on shift.

“Hello sir, I was wondering if you had a specific curry paste in stock in the back” the man on shift was distracted by a magazine, his uncaring eyes shifted from the model on the page towards you “No we don- Oh uh sorry miss, um how, which one do you need?” 

His attitude shifted as you smiled and motioned towards the shelf behind him “I just need that curry in the red box” he turned to the shelf, quickly turning back, curry in hand as he gave a smirk “So are you seeing anyone?”

He suddenly grabbed your hand, nearly snatching you in if it wasn’t for Kira’s hand reeling you back. Your back connected with his chest “She’s glady taken.” he hissed at the employee, which caused him to release his grip from you.

“Uh, sorry about that,” the employee stammered, avoiding Kira’s glare as he bagged all the items and muttered the final amount. The blonde’s furry was radiant as you stood next to him, taking the bags as he handed the money to the man.

You hadn’t even bothered to look back at the disheveled man as there was a soft click before you felt the hand of your blonde softly run from your shoulder to the center of your back, motioning you towards the car.

“Let’s get home to make dinner”

Jolyne Cujoh:

-She is cool-headed, so she thinks; She inherited her fathers glare, whether she admits to it or not. It appears more often than she thinks; especially when someone attempts to mess with her love.

She isn’t possessive by any means, it wasn’t like she had zero faith in you or your ability to protect yourself; however she knew the dangers within the prison. With many stand users present there was not a chance she would allow you to be harmed.

“Jolyne do you think you have any spare paper by chance? I’m working on a small project!” you said with your angelic smile, unaware by the fact that you nearly blinded Foo and Hermes with your sweetness.

“Huh, oh um, I’m pretty sure I do…” Jolyne mumbled as she thought to herself, looking away in fear of being blinded as well. However she caught a glance of a group of women glaring at your oblivious form, their eyes flickered with resentment of somesorts.

Her eyes snapped back to your figure as you blinked at the duel-haired girl waiting for her answer “Yeah I do, It’s in my cell. You can stay here while I go get it” she said as you waved her off “No, No I’ll come with!” 

Jolyne hesitated for a moment, debating whether to let you tag along. She could feel the weight of the women’s stares lingering on her, but she was curious about the connection you seemed to have. “Fine, but just stay close,” she reluctantly agreed, leading the way toward her cell. 

As you walked, the atmosphere shifted. The tension from the group of women seemed to cling to the air, thickening it with unspoken judgments. Jolyne could sense their disdain, but she shook it off, focusing instead on your presence as you both began ascending the staircase. 

“Just try to keep up,” she said, glancing back at you with a half-smirk that masked her unease. Your smile plastered on your face, jogging up the staircase you hadn’t realized someone had placed marbles down.

Your smile faltered as you felt gravity take you backwards, at least until you felt a rope wrap around your waist and brought you forward. Connecting you to your lover, instinctively your arms wrapped around her figure.

“Look who’s fallen like a-” Her sentence was cut off as she glanced at Jolyne, her eyes in a deep furrow. Jolyne stood there, arms holding you steady, lips pressed into a thin line as she tried to keep her expression neutral despite the tension in the air. 

“Yeah, yeah, I know. I’m not in the mood for your commentary right now,” she replied, her voice steady but laced with frustration. The air was thick with unspoken challenges and past grievances. 

“Fine,” the other girl huffed, rolling her eyes, despite the tone, fear was embedded. “But you can’t just walk around acting like you own the place. It’s embarrassing.” With that, Jolyne narrowed her eyes, determination igniting in her gaze. 

“And what if I do? Better than just standing there judging, right?”

Diego Brando:

-Diego would have no reason to worry about those who want his attention, yours however? He won’t tolerate any nonsense your way, he’s not above flashing his teeth or nails to scurry them away.

His eyes narrowed as you conversed with another competitor, nothing harmful per say, though he did despise how their eyes trailed away from your face to your body. Diego watched closely, a low growl reverberating in his throat as the other competitor leaned a little too close for comfort. 

You could feel the tension radiating from him, a protective energy that both amused and exasperated you. It wasn’t as if Diego was feet away from you both, no, he was standing directly next to you "Hey, I’m just talking," you said, trying to keep the mood light as you gestured between yourself and the intruder. 

“It’s harmless.” The rider dismissed. But Diego clearly had a different interpretation, his jaw tightening as he folded his arms. “Yeah, well some people don’t get that,” he replied, his voice low and edged with frustration. You shot him a glance, rolling your eyes at his overprotectiveness, but there was a flicker of warmth in your chest. 

“I can handle myself, you know.” He huffed, his gaze still locked on the competitor, who seemed to be oblivious to the storm brewing. “Doesn't mean I won't step in if I have to.” You raised an eyebrow, impressed yet slightly irritated by his possessiveness. 

“Thanks, but I think I got this.” Diego's demeanor softened a bit, though you could still see his frustration lingering. He wanted to ensure no one took advantage of you, and while it was kind, you yearned to be seen for more than just someone needing protection. 

“Fine," he conceded, but his stance didn't relax. "Just… be careful.” As the competitor continued to chatter, you caught a glimpse of Diego's fierce loyalty. It was both comforting and intimidating, and you couldn’t help but wonder how far he’d go to keep you safe.

It had seemed your question would be answered sooner rather than later. The competitor, with much courage—or perhaps stupidity—wrapped his arm around your waist, pulling you closer as he leaned in, his smug grin only dropping as the face of a utahraptor appeared out of nowhere.

His screams echoed out to the sky as Diego bolted after him, displaying a set of sharp teeth and feral hisses that sent shivers down your spine. You stood rooted to the spot, your horses whinnying nervously at the sudden commotion. “There goes our directions…” you muttered, watching in disbelief as the scene unfolded.

Gyro Zeppeli:

-Despite being completely confident in your ability to defend yourself, he would never mind using his steel balls if the occasion asked for them. Especially if they couldn’t catch the hint after some time.

Gyro and Johnny were a duo way before you’d entered their lives, with you worming your way into the heart of Gyro. Though that did not stop them from pursuing the mystery of the corpse.

Their business acquired them to enter the tavern, which you understood and opted to stay outside with the horses and keep an eye out for enemy’s. Not wanting to be surrounded by wasted men and women with a bit of a lowered cleavage level.

“Hey there Sugar, what are ya’ doin here without a man by your side” lowering the newspaper you raised an eyebrow at the boldness of the clearly wasted man, you replied with a smirk, “Just keeping an eye on my companions. They’ve got their hands full inside.” The man leaned against the hitching post, a lopsided grin spreading across his face. 

“Seems like they might need a strong woman like you to pull them out of trouble.” You chuckled lightly, shaking your head. “Trust me, they’re better off without me in there. I’ve seen how wild things can get in taverns like this.” You adjusted in your seat, keeping an eye on the door as you heard the raucous laughter and shouting coming from within. 

The man continued to chat, his slurred words slipping into tangents about heroics and adventures. You glanced down the street, lost in thought about Gyro and Johnny before feeling a harsh tug, “Hey, you should come in! It’s more fun with company,” he urged, stumbling slightly. 

Your instinct told you to keep your distance, as you spotted Johnny’s familiar silhouette emerging from the tavern door, followed closely by Gyro, who looked a touch frazzled. You smiled and stood up, “Looks like my men are back. I should really make sure they’re not getting themselves into trouble.” 

As you started walking towards them, you could hear the drunken man shout after you, but his words faded into the background as you focused on the duo “Hey, so how was th-” your words were cut off as a heavy weight attached itself to your waist.

Nearly taking you down, glancing down there the man was; rubbing his face into your thigh as you tried to kick him off with no luck. "Get off!" you repeated, this time louder and more forceful.

Just as you felt yourself leaning to one side, trying to regain your balance, you noticed Gyro striding towards you, his expression a mix of irritation and concern. 

A sharp whisk was heard as you snapped your head back to the drunken man "What do you think you're doing?" Gyro's voice was sharp as he reached down to grab the man by the shoulder, lifting him away from you with surprising strength. 

The drunken man stumbled back, dazed and confused, mumbling incoherently. "Thank you," you said, trying to catch your breath, though your heart still raced from the encounter. You shot a grateful glance at Gyro, who seemed unfazed, his expression still hard as he glared at the man. 

"Just stay close," he replied, his tone softer now, almost protective. You nodded, determined not to let that happen again. You hadn’t even noticed how Gyro retrieved his steel ball before placing it back to its holder.

[jojostylesposts]

Yoshikage Kira hcs ≽^•༚• ྀི≼

- well obvious hand obsession?!

- Manicures are a 100% on him. He will treat you like a princess to mantain those gorgeous hands of yours fresh and soft 24/7

- From expensive creams to spas

- Rings rings rings

- Expect lots of rings as gifts

- Expensive rings and expesive bracelets but those wont be the only things wrapped around your tiny little hands…just saying

- Would deff choose your nail color since he likes basic pearly glazed nails… his personal preference

- He imagines those hands of yours, soft long silky fingers wrapped around his…

- You would be in his head while he’s at work…naughty thoughts for sure

- Daily hand massages just for you

- Would do daily house tasks just so you don’t damage your precious hands

- Mans a man of routine and private by nature

- He’s quite secretive about his true identity and activities but won’t hurt you…unless you fuck up?? He’s still a villan..just saying

- Thinks about you all the time…in a more obssessive way I would say

- Kira’s quite straight foward and can sound bit harsh sometimes

- Mostly vanilla in bed since he prioritizes organization and presicion, but it can vary if you act like a brat enough and challenge him just to push him out of his comfort zone

- Very controlling for sure since he’s so obssessed with presicion

- Lunch dates together after work is part of the routine

- His kisses are soft, reserved and calculated

- Would suck and lick your fingers during sexy time for sureeee

- Oh, and add a littleslap too that will drive him crazy

- Again, please push him out of his comfort zone if you’re risky enough (who knows how he will act)

- Pull him by the tie and see what happens… spice it up

- Challenging him and pushing him may lead to a rougher side of him

- Definetly loves when you tie his tie just to observe how your fingers twist and fold the fabric

- Quite a narcissist. He may prioritize himself in bed and his desires mostly

- Overall, he would be very attentative towards you, since you are his new obsession, definetly an experience

[rariw]

heads to watching horrors with jojo villains, because why not

dio

will constantly think about how characters could have acted differently in this or that situation. since he reads a lot, and likes to do it more than watch, he will constantly compare adaptation with the original and discussed with others (pucci espescially)

kars

watching films of any quality, would be surprised by the spec-effects and would observe the gradual evolution of cinema (he decided out of boredom to spend his free time watching all existing horror movies in one gulp, starting with the very first and ending with modern ones, because why not? besides, he is immortal, theres no concept of time for him)

kira

to begin with, he would carefully checking his schedule so as not to disrupt the daily routine due to watching a movie (in my headcanon yoshikage has ocd), and then prepare space and food so that everything was "peaceful and calm." he watches horrors with a focus on detective stories in order to possibly learn something new for himself

doppio

is easily scared off by screamers. sincerely sad when animals or children suffer in the frame. if scene is too frightening, doppio will close his eyes or turn away. he will ask questions about the motivation of the characters (why did they go there? why are they doing this?)

diavolo

tries not to show that anything scares him, like he's not impressionable anymore, but sometimes he was really scared. maybe he'll die of fright a couple of times. and after movie, for at least two more weeks diavolo will look around, be afraid of every rustle in the dark, skip from the toilet to bed at night, and close windows with curtains (in my headcanon he has paranoid schizophrenia)

pucci

i don't think he's really interested in watching anything on tv. but out of politeness, he will still sit in living room with others, doing something of his own and occasionally glancing at the screen. he doesn't miss much, even if he's looking at fuck off. if he's interested in the dialogues, he will join the viewing. pucci also doesn't mind watching something with dio and discussing it with him.

valentine

perhaps he will think that everything that is happening is real (like a documentary, news or something) until someone explains the opposite to him. if valentine is asked to turn up the volume or rewind, he will look at the board with sincere incomprehension (if by that time he has not been taught how to use it, or if valentine himself does not guess)

tooru

he will watch absolutely any movie just to kill time, although he still prefers the good old classics (even if he has already watched them 10 times). tooru pays special attention to the music in movie, and if he likes the soundtrack, he will find it at any cost to listen to during night walks for atmospheric

acca howler

....whu?

[soupbabe]

Yoshikage Kira with a Shy! Child! Reader Headcanons

Anon asked: Hello!! I stumbled across your blog and I hope it's chill to request something with Yoshikage Kira and child!reader? Possibly Hayato's younger quiet sibling! At first they were scared and looked like they were 'suspicious' of him but it didn't take long for them to be extremely attached to him- they would only talk to him, follow him around a lot, hold onto him, etc etc! idk the thought of this menace being a dad.. sounds oddly nice ;u; I hope this is okay!!

It's okay!! Tbh a lot of my Kira stuff in my Masterlist is dad! Kira 😅😅 honestly I'm surprised I haven't written this before.

- Upon meeting you, Yoshikage would think you were kind of odd, but easily brushed you off.

- You were young, single digits, he didn't waste his time fretting over you as he did Hayato.

- Even if you did stick to your older brother's side all the time, Kira knew you were too young to fully grasp his theories

- But the bond between you and your "dad" grew during Kira's first few days of being Kosaku

- You noticed your dad being more outwardly affectionate, packing lunches, and sending you and Hayato off with a friendly goodbye

- It felt suspicious at first, you'd talk to Hayato about it every now n then, but it was hard to turn away from how nice your dad was being

- It was a pleasant change, and eventually you'd find yourself opening up to Kira.

- Every "what did you do at school today" was met with an actual response instead of a shrug, Kira and Shinobu would notice you smiling more

- Who knew that paying more attention to your kid could get them to come out of their shell 🤷

- While Yoshikage wanted and expected himself to be a better husband and father, he didn't expect his niceties to be reciprocated so quickly

- At first, he was annoyed. If he needed to go out and suppress his urges, he didn't want a kid hugging his leg and sobbing every time he left

- Give it a week and you'll get him to crack.

- He'll squeeze in extra time in his tight schedule to walk you to school and he'll pack you sweet notes in your lunch

- He still doesn't fully accept the idea that he loves you as if you were his kid, he thinks he came around to your "usefulness" to him. What's more normal than a dad that cares about his kid?

- Not to mention you report back to Hayato with nothing but good and normal things about him. Having you around eases suspension at all angles

- But y'know.. if he heard you were getting bullied he would kill for you. No doubt about it.

- Kira can't help but be that proud dad who's passive aggressively showing you off. He'd sign up for any school conferences just to brag about you

- He'd laugh at you hiding behind him or covering up his face, but he'll play it off and say that he's glad his child is so humble

- You being shy and silent didn't bother Yoshikage as much as it bothered Shinobu.

- He was a quiet kid too, and as long as you're keeping out of trouble, he doesn't see a problem with it

- In fact, he prefers it. He's happy he stole the identity of a man with two children that aren't over the top ankle biters, having you around gets him closer to the quiet life he's always dreamed of!

[the-brainrot-central]

Random thought of the day but since Kira is Mr. Normal Guy he wouldn’t be caught dead stimming in public, so when he really needs to stim he takes out Killer Queen to do it for him—it hand flaps, paces, rocks back and forth, chews its paws etc., depending on Kira’s mood. It helps get the energy out. If he’s having a panic attack or feeling overstimulated Killer Queen gives him a compression hug, which he finds soothing—if anyone else were to do it to him it’s instant beatdown, but it’s his stand so he controls it and knows exactly what’s coming (as opposed to being surprise hugged by someone else).

[c0dyc0la]

headcanon that killer queen 100% can talk but it sounds like when a cat's meow mimics human speech

[dioslesbianwife]

Here are some jojo villains headcannons for receiving gifts on their birthdays!

You’ve somehow found out the birthdays of every villain in the house (except the Pillar Men because their age is…hard to tell) and make a big deal out of celebrating them. Whether they love or hate it depends on the villain.

How You Find Their Birthdays:

Kira’s Journal: You snuck into Kira’s room and borrowed his neatly organized personal planner, which he kept for his old life. Naturally, this included his birthday.

“Kira, I know your birthday’s coming up! Do you like cake or pie better?”

“…How do you know that?”

Pucci’s Notes: You peeked in one of Pucci’s journals during one of his long monologues and found a note about his birthday in the margins. He now keeps all his writings locked up.

Dio’s Ranting: Dio casually mentioned his birthday during one of his speeches. Later you ask for the exact date. You immediately jotted it down.

Doppio/Diavolo’s Documents: You’d have to have hacked into Diavolo’s personal records because he would never divulge that information. Diavolo is still trying to figure out how you did it.

Valentine’s Records: You grilled Valentine over dinner about his “human side,” pretending to be fascinated by his patriotism. He gave that sob story about his dad and the handkerchief.

Reactions:

Dio Gift: A custom mirror engraved with “To the world’s most perfect being.” You even add a few rhinestones because you know how much Dio loves to sparkle lol.

Reaction: Dio basks in the attention. Deep down, he loves the gift, though he’ll never admit it.

“Hmm. You’re an odd creature, but this is… acceptable.”

Kira Yoshikage Gift: A pristine pair of leather gloves and a bouquet of roses to match his aesthetic. You also bake him a hand-shaped cake. He’s horrified.

Reaction: Kira begrudgingly accepts the gloves (because they are high quality) but refuses to acknowledge the cake. He spends the entire day avoiding you.• “I don’t know how you know my birthday, but I’d appreciate it if you didn’t.”

Diavolo Gift: A limited-edition Italian silk scarf in his favorite shade of crimson.

Reaction: Diavolo is suspicious, thinking you’re trying to gain leverage over him. He eventually accepts the gift when Doppio convinces him it’s harmless.

“Tread carefully. I don’t trust your motives.”

Doppio Gift: A pink rotary phone because it matches his vibe.

Reaction: Doppio adores it and spends hours pretending to make calls with it. Diavolo later destroys the phone out of sheer annoyance.

“You’re the best!”

Pucci Gift: A first-edition copy of a rare theological text you found.

Reaction: Pucci is conflicted. On one hand, he appreciates the gift. On the other, he’s uncomfortable with how much effort you put into finding out his birthday.

“Your persistence is… unsettling.” He keeps the book locked in his room.

Funny Valentine Gift: A custom pocket watch with an engraving of the American flag on the front and his initials inside.

Reaction: Valentine is both touched and suspicious. He accepts the gift with a stiff nod and politely thanks you. He later examines it for tracking devices (just in case).

“Your thoughtfulness is appreciated. However, I will not tolerate any schemes.”

Pillar Men: They are spared from your birthday obsession because you couldn’t possibly figure out their birthdays. This doesn’t stop you from giving them gifts anyway.

Kars: Gets a gemstone-encrusted hairbrush because his hair is so gorgeous. He throws it at you.

Esidisi: Receives a set of scented candles because you thought they’d calm him down. He cries tears of rage.

Wamuu: Gets a polished silver armband. He accepts it graciously and bows, earning him the title of your favorite.

The Aftermath: Most of the villains are deeply unnerved by your stalkerlike knowledge of their birthdays, but your gifts are always so perfectly tailored that they can’t bring themselves to refuse.

You celebrate with so much enthusiasm that even the grumpiest villains (like Kira and Diavolo) eventually start tolerating you, though none of them will ever admit they secretly look forward to their birthdays now.

[kiraboss-daily]

hello all! mod 🍄 here! today’s daily is the first ever.. kiraboss headcanons! only six because my day is friday.. the sixth day teehee!

fair war war: long.. ish.. pfft.

unlike kira , whos skin/hair/etc is so healthy beacause of his routines, diavolo is naturally like that. this explains how he could go so long without his face breaking out if it evers (prolly gets pimples on his forehead due to the bangs) or hair staying ever so soft. kira wonders what dia would look like if he did have a routine.

whether you add doppio in to make it an ot3 or leave him out, i do think hes supportive of the couple as this is the happest hes seen the boss in a long while. :] kira gets the occasional threat tho just to keep his blond freak self in line pfft.

ok so we ALL KNOW the kiraboss certified hc that diavolo can nawt cook, we seen it, we love it!! however, the reason why that is is because diavolo is a man (or woman or thing of undescirbaboe gender!! idk yall love ur kiraboss trans hcs! <- guilty of trans hcs) whos not the biggest fan of failure ESPECALLIY if its one you can see. so imagine this “only results remain!!1!” guy making an omelette and it comes out looking and tasting like not that. yeaa hes destroying the whole kitchen (prolly has). the kiraboss aspect of this hc is that while kira is a perfectionist, hes also patient. and a good cook! maybe diavolo just needs a perfectionist, paient, good looking cooking manto aid him in his cooking adventures…

assuming the two are multilangual.. so thats another hc wow! they were most confident telling the other how they felt in their mother lango. diavolo italian/kira japanese weee. whether the other understood the other is up to yous. (ayy sono felice ref aka one of the first kiraboss fics eva!!)

kira lives in a house that was own by his great great greats greats etc, right? right. so theres totes some old things like vases hanging around. diavolo broke one of those vases and spent a while evening gluing it back together. he finishes on the nick of time, placing it right back where it was. now, a none the wiser kira comes home and looks at this vase. which is scaring the pink out diavolo. you know what this blond man did? he picked up the vase , and told diavolo 😾: “yknow ive been meaning to throw this vase out…” 😾 brings it to the trash, and throws it in with a defeated diavolo watching. now kiras looking at his bf, wondering why diavolo gave so much of a dang about it .

the two were avid cable watchers untill one spring cleaning day, the couple found a bunch of cds in the old kira family stash. kira was gonna throw them out but diavolo stopped him. (lowkey he was using this as a distraction to stop cleaning for a while but he was also curious) . he put one of the cds in and turns out it was recorded televison from the 80s (idk if that tech was around that time were gonna pretend it is) so after the two finshed cleaning, they found the very first one and watched them from there. that became their daily tv watching routine instead. it took em three years to finish them all.

THAT IS ALL ! omg. i wanted to do hcs that were more.. i suppose stuff that could happen in the days of mundane kiraboss more than the ones we usually know like how the show affection. besides all the mods here deffo got varying hcs of that so let us know if you wish to see that via sending an ask! okie that is all i used way too much g’s in this post.

[yoshhii]

some yandere vampire kira hcs

vampire!kira who became completely and obsessively fascinated with you from the moment he laid his eyes on you (and your hands). your mere presence would consume his thoughts.

vampire!kira who would meticulously observe every detail of your life, learning your daily routine, favorite places, and even your friends and family, all from the shadows.

vampire!kira who would take his role as your “protector” to an extreme level, eliminating anyone he perceives as a threat to you, even if they're innocent.

vampire!kira who will leave anonymous love letters or cryptic messages, to let you know that you’re always on his mind.

vampire!kira who would go to great lengths to steal moments alone with you, often showing up unexpectedly or using his stand, killer queen, to create opportunities.

vampire!kira would maintain a calm, collected facade around you, but his inner yandere nature would emerge when he believes someone is trying to take you away.

vampire!kira would leave presents, sometimes with dangerous surprises, as symbols of his affection, hoping to see your reaction to his "thoughtfulness."

vampire!kira who would use his charisma and charm to manipulate those around the you, ensuring that you stay isolated and dependent on him.

vampire!kira who doesn’t like any attention you give to others, whether intentional or not, would trigger intense jealousy and potentially violent outbursts from him.

vampire!kira who doesn’t want to hurt you, so he goes and kills other women to drink their blood instead.

vampire!kira who might see you as the key to eternal life, aiming to turn you into a vampire so you can be together forever, in his twisted view of "forever love."

[fruchtfleisch-art]

😶 does tomoko keep any secrets from josuke?

🚶‍♂️ any kiramom habits? did any of them end up influencing kira?

👪 hayato clearly gets his looks from shinobu and his personality/interests from kosaku, but are there any personality quirks/interests he got from shinobu?

didn’t mean to make this so mom-son-themed, but i love how you write family dynamics!

Oh these are fantastic, I love writing family dynamics as well!! These were so fun to think about... I love strained mother-son relationships, they're so [clenches fist] [stares out window] [the fog rolls in, obscuring all-

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😶 does tomoko keep any secrets from josuke?

My initial thought in response to this was "HELL yes", Tomoko is such a hard-ass, haha. I feel like in the same way Josuke keeps most of his 1999 summer antics away from his mom, she probably doesn't share any of her own struggles, although they're probably fairly mundane in comparison (mostly... she did get folded up by a stand that one time).

I could see her being very good at compartmentalizing and bad at letting Josuke see her emotionally vulnerable/weak, to a point... like I think they're a stable family unit in that Josuke feels loved by his mom, and Tomoko knows Josuke is a good kid even though he gets into a lot of trouble, but would they talk about the death of her father/his grandpa after enough time has passed? Would Tomoko ever talk about any difficulties she experienced raising a kid and finishing her studies? Unsure!

I think I should go revisit some of early DiU, but it was interesting to me that Tomoko went off to see relatives after the funeral while Josuke stayed at home, and that seemed preferable to him, not just practical for the sake of hunting down Angelo. They might not discuss too many "hard" topics when they're around each other, for various reasons.

🚶‍♂️ any kiramom habits? did any of them end up influencing kira?

[trips, falls, a million OCD headcanons spill out of my pockets] oh nooooooo

Painting in the broadest brushstrokes, because I love leaving things vague, I wrote Kiramom with the idea that her coddling/smothering is partly due to anxiety and irrational thought spirals about all the danger her darling little boy could get into, partly ???, and partly the same kind of weird hygiene/health neuroses adult Kira has in DiU canon. I like to think she doesn't really have pet allergies, but it's something she wouldn't be able to stop obsessing about if there's an animal around, so it's just easier to not have them, that kind of insular thinking. Adult Kira is so good at cleaning, though! Wow! Maybe it was all worth it...

I also gave them both an anxious hand-wringing habit in the new chapter of BSBiB, but unlike chewing his nails I think Kira would have gone to a lot of trouble to train himself out of that one :p He's still in the Copy My Mommy phase of his life at age six, but I have a feeling it's going to end pretty soon...

👪 hayato clearly gets his looks from shinobu and his personality/interests from kosaku, but are there any personality quirks/interests he got from shinobu?

I also super love this question! I feel like they're both pretty stubborn characters, and fairly observant, but the way those traits are expressed are different because of their underlying personalities and life experiences (Shinobu is spiteful/petty and can rationalize almost anything to herself despite picking up on small changes in "Kosaku" because she's miserable+a closet romantic, Hayato gets into danger because his sense of justice is so strong, studies the people around him like bugs in a jar with no consideration for their privacy... is also a romantic?? should we count wanting to know if his parents are in love?). I think I wrote a throwaway line allll the way back in Indoor Kitty where Kira's like "Shinobu is so stubborn, just like her horrible son...", but I bet Shinobu would be really surprised to hear that :p

I don't think their interests overlap too much (Hayato is canonically into mecha and has a big-ass toy plane in his first manga appearance, he is So 11), which would be another reason Shinobu doesn't really "get" him, but maybe in the future they could find a shared hobby or interest? Shinobu just feels like the kind of mom who would only click with her kid after they reach adulthood, because then it's just like having a younger friend... that you raised... maybe that's not great either...

Thank you for the asks!

[unhappytimeleaper]

This is part of my just random blurbs I post on the servers I’m on but no one understands so I’m forcing it on all of you.

Truly unedited thoughts. Gender neutral reader; no age is mentioned but the idea is reader is around Kei age.

This blog is 17+ please have your age in your bio or tagged; any ageless blog and below the age asked for will be blocked at the end of the week.

No warnings outside of yes, it is vague but it is still yandere and possible spoilers for part 8 of Jojo

Kira himself was weird. At least hard to deal with, his narcissistic nature and OCD being one side that you could manage, within small doses, but the other being his naturally cold demeanor made it much harder. Somehow, you did manage to keep some form of a friendship. It was always hard when you would bring things up, and he would brush it off or tell you to just cut them out. You had him; why waste your time with others. Correction, you occasionally had him; you knew he was fond of his own personal time and interests, plus sometimes you just need a break from his personality. Sure, it made him a little more grumpy when you called this out, but amends usually were made quickly, and you'd fall back into your routine with each other. In his own weird way, Kira knew she was more fond of you than pretty much any other person outside of his family, even if it was hard to tell. Something you probably only ever learn from his sister after his disappearance.

Josefumi always felt abandoned and left out less you were around. You checked in on him in conversations, invited him to plans, walked alongside him, and overall did your best to consistently remind him that he had value. Was it wrong for him to be sort of selfish when it came to you and how much you seem to want to be with him? It meant something special to have you around, even if only as a friend, and it wasn't like with Sakunami. Josefumi was, after all, who you always turned to as a close friend when Kira and you were doing your own thing. Although his brutally violence fighting was something you shouldn't forget, or could really as the aftermath of some of them had been burned into your mind, he overall was a kind and caring young man you admired a lot and took pride in being friends with. It wasn't hard to see his crush, a very apparent one, but nothing could ever come from it as soon as he up and vanished.

Enter Josuke, or Gappy, nicknamed by his two front teeth. An odd fellow who appeared from nowhere with what seemed no memories. Not to say he wasn't smart, but he lacked a sense of self and the world around him. And despite this. Not knowing who he is, who anyone is really, he notes there is something strange about you. Not in a bad way, but like your fates are connected. That he cares for you even if he doesn't remember who you are. And despite everything, those feelings from both Kira and Josefumi only seem to be brought more and more to the front as you spend time. There is no memory of who you were to them; they are all separate people after all, but the care he has seems deeply burned into his soul. Something he doesn't want to lose, no matter what it takes.

You knew this wasn't them even as you learn and piece together this was the two friends you had lost. Gappy was someone new, and you couldn't push the life you had in the past with "them" onto him. It crushes you to be around him at times, you admit to yourself. The loss of both Kira and Josefumi was devastating; after all, even with the troubling nature they both could have, you did care for them as friends. And Gappy himself wasn't bad; he had many good traits and was fun to be around, but it's not like he could fill the hole in your heart. But even with the distance you tried to put in, acknowledging to him it's nothing he did or didn't do, you just needed space. Time. One day, maybe things would heal more, and you'd be able to truly befriend the new boy.

Distance isn't possible, though; the feelings of Kira and Josefumi, even without memories of who they are, are ingrained in a way he can't understand or explain. Like an invisible string connecting those they held dear to each of his fingers, he can't see what makes them special; he just feels it to his core. And he can't let it slip away, let you slip away when you hold the secrets to his past and to the weird drumming of his heart. Please, just stay a little longer? His drive is relentless, and while he can play cute to keep you around if what it takes, he does have other means he'd be willing to try if you keep pushing him away.