#yor: do your hw :>

[aerequets]

did anyone else notice how easily yor got anya to study in the latest ep LMAOOO

[ironwoman18]

Rather Be - Part 14

Chapter 14: The Manga Con

Anya and Yor went out to walk Bond while Loid cooked dinner. They already have some friends at the dogs’ park and while Anya played with Bond and other dogs, Yor was chatting with the owners.

“Mrs. Forger. I heard Anya loves Bondman so maybe this will be something she would like to go to” said a nice man to Yor, offering a brochure.

“Manga Con?” She read the paper “a convention full of activities, meet and greet with the writers of your favorite manga and even the actors of the most famous TV shows. From Thursday to Sunday” Yor finished reading and looked at her daughter and smiled “thank you very much. I will talk to my husband” 

Then they left and Yor made the wise decision of not telling her, if Anya were a normal child, but sadly she read her mind and knew about the convention and that there might be the voice actor of Bondman and the writer but, as always, she will need to act normal, as normal as she can, to not reveal her power.

Anya bit her tongue all the way to their house and thankfully the food was ready. Loid sent them to wash their hands then started to eat.

Yor was waiting to speak with him without Anya so the pink haired girl had to keep the secret. Bond could tell she was hiding something but maybe he will know later 

The dinner went by as normal as ever and while she brushed her teeth and changed Yor washed the dishes. Then Loid went to read her a story and he joined Yor in the living room.

There Yor made her move. She got out of her purse the brochure.

“Loid, look at this” she handed it to him. “one of the dogs' owners gave it to me when Anya and I walked Bond today” he started to read and with his quick reading ability hw finished in seconds but faked to read a bit longer.

“Manga Con?” He asked, confused “what's that?”

“It's a convention where fans of the manga and anime go to interact, buy stuffs from their favorite manga and there will be events like dressing up as their favorite character and win something” he nodded showing her that he understood, Yor continued “Anya had been a good girl all this month, doing her homework and getting better with her handwriting so maybe we can take her there” she said  looking at his face for any sign of disapproval but he just smiles.

“That's an excellent idea, Yor. I noticed that she is putting an extra effort in her homework and with Grandpa Siggy’s help she's getting better so I like your idea and we can let it clear that we are doing it because of her effort so you understand that, if she works hard then she will have a reward” 

“Exactly! That's what I thought. Like what I did with Yuri. He was doing all his homework and passing his exams so I brought him a new encyclopedia or something he liked” she smiled big remembering her brother's face when she did.

“Amazing, tomorrow we will tell her” he promised and they remained in the living room a bit longer just reading. Yor was happy because of her idea and Loid was proud that she was acting like an actual mom, which was excellent for his mission. That way everyone will never doubt her as a mother.

They went to sleep at eleven and the next morning while having breakfast, they told Anya who had to fake that she didn't know about it but her excitement was real.

At school she told Becky who doesn't seem excited but still was happy about her best friend having fun. Damian was a bit jealous because he knew that his father or mother would never take him to those events. They could say ‘it is too dangerous’ or ‘you should be more mature’. 

He didn't say anything but Anya could read his mind and felt bad for him, she looked at him in a way like saying ‘I’m sorry you have such strict parents’ which made him blush and stopped looking at him.

He still has in his mind what she told him about reading minds. Was she really doing it?... No, she must be faking it.

The days passed and Anya continued her good job so her dad didn't change his mind and Saturday morning arrived.

They had breakfast and left for the convention. The place was full of people wearing costumes or something from their favorite character.

Anya got excited and asked her mom for photos next to Bondman cosplayers, there other shows she liked but Bondman was her main show.

They stopped by a stand and bought a shirt and a pair of Bondman socks. She also got a color book and the manga she couldn't find which were the hotel saga, one that they haven't shown on the anime yet but maybe will be next season, there was also his past before turning into a spy so Anya bought both volumes.

There was a band playing anime covers and she was ready excited when they played her Bondman’s favorite opening.

Yor was happy for Anya and enjoyed it with her, Loid smiled as he watched her so happy. Operation Strix was important but these moments were worth having because those two were his team in order to complete the mission and keeping them happy was a must on his list.

The day finished with a cosplay contest and some words from the voice actor of Bondman which meant the world for Anya who nearly passed out.

They returned back home holding two bags of merchandise and a little girl sleeping in Loid’s arms.

OOooOOooOO

Short and nice. Hope you liked this. I might skip to Halloween or jump straight to New Year’s Eve but I want Yor and Loid to have their first real kiss before that. Maybe an event in between also I might do an AU in the Modern Time using the song Lover as an inspiration. I’m open to suggestions.

[iguanasplit]

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[yanderemontgomerygator]

heakc caon/ fangoction: motbgoemey gator ks yandre for y/n an he takes y/n to ther ass appountment buut motngiemry gatoe is too agraif to tell y/n thart ther ass is flat. and also y/j doenst knwo the sifferentce berween a crocodule an an alligator.

(the y/n is referd to with they/thm pronuns in te fic. if you wold feel mor comfortbale usig yoyr own pronon when read you can :) als dont read if you ar minor cau sthat would be weird.)

start

[it ws 2:36 PM an y/n as in the car wih their nww boufriened, montgoemry gatoe, who us yandere. motbyoemey gator was handosmely driving them to theri ass appitnment at rhe ass doctor. y/n was nerhosu about the dogo4es assessment of 5heir ass.]

y/n: omg bay cakes im so bervous!!! what if the rovtor says ym ass is in a abd conditon!!!

motngomery gator: baby ifs okat!! you'v ben doig squats for 7 moths straighr your as is so juixy!!!! evry tome i slap it it jigle!

y/n: thak you motngomery... yoy ar so nicw to ne and mt ass :)

motbgieney gator: i jniw how imprirtant it is to yoy babedy.

[but motngomery was lyig... he new every time he spapped y/n's ass it dd NOT jigle. he kbeiw y/n was as flat qs good skiping rock. vut y/n has won zo maby pagent becaus of their ass. it is teheir prize posessuon. thir magnum opus. motngiemry did not have the heart to tel them that thwy were only wining these pqgents becus the other contestatnts were somehow even flater than they arg.]

y/n: img i think tyats the doctoes offics up ahead IM SO CBSSCAREDD!!!!

motngienry gator: dont wory baby the apointment qil go qwesome. :)

y/n: okay :)

[mintgoemey pulled into the doctoda office and parked. they gor out and rventually y/n was called in for the apojtment to begin. tthe dovtor steped in, an motngoemey kmmediatelt recognized them.]

funtieme fozy: heolo guys il he your docitr today :)

motngoemeu gator: FIIJTNIEME FOXY???? What ar yoy diiijgb here?

futime foxy: i am trianed in medics! remeber fnaf world??

mintgoemey gator: i wasbt in that game

funtieme foxy: haha yeah anywas. u am ass fovtor now so y/n what is yoyr ass pr9blem. i can maybe ofer you soem ASSistace hahahahahabhaaha

y/n: hahahahaha shut th fuck up i cant sit witout feling like im siting on 2 precisely positiond eggs.

fjntieme foxy: pkay bitch you wana get flip with me i disny go to fuckig ass doctoe colege to get shit on lik this now show me youir fukint ass.

[y/n turnd arond an fqce away from funtiem foxy.]

funtiene fixy: well thers your fuxkiny problem idiot your flattr than an air hockey puck.

y/n: whT the FUCK is WROY WIT YOU!!! MY AS HAS CURVATURE IT HAS WONNED 79 PAGEMNTS!!!!

funtieme foxy: wel the other costestabts' ases must have ben fucking concave if you wer able to win with rhat thing.

y/n: YOY AR SO FUXI8GN RUDE AND I AN NOT FKAT!!!

figtme foxy: i cam be as rud as i want i hav a doctorate dumb nass.

y/n: YOR DOCTORATE MENAS NOTHIG. MINTGIMERy TEL THEM THAT MY AS IS PLUMP AND JIGGOLY AN YOU LIKE IT!!!

motngieney gator: uh

funtiem fxot: godb damb bitch montgonerys ass is fater than yours an he was the flattest btich 8n that pizaplex.

[y/n looked at their own ass and then at montgoemrus. and thn back at their own as. ahd then ack at kotngoemry's. they relaize dthat funtime fixy iz right. motngomey has cake... y/n.... has kale.... y/n ran oud of the rom cruing.]

motngoemry gatir: Y/N COEM BAK!!!!

[morngiemey gator an funt8me foxy ran out after y/n. y/n was runig towad the staircaee.]

y/n: NO! NO CHASIG AFTER ME!!! YOU LIED TO MY FAC... YOUC MAD ME FEEL LIKE I HAD THE FATEST ASS IN THE WORLD!...

mitngoemry gator: BABUY PLEASE! I LOV YOUR ASS EVEN IF IT ISNT AFECTED BY PHYSICKS AN IT STAYS COMPETLY STILL NO MATER HW HARD I SLAP IT!!!

y/n: FOEGET YOU. I AM GOIG HOME. AN I WIL DO MORE SQUAT! AN YO UWIL REGRET LYIG TO YM FAC!!!!!

[y/n staryed runig down the stairs, but befor they could make it don, they triped on a cloth an fell down the rmeiajning 42 stairs.]

mitngoenry gator: Y/N NOOOOOOOOoOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOKIOIOIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIOIKIOIO!!!!!

[everythig went dark.]

[1 weks layer]

[y/n woke up ina hospptiral bed. onfused, they loked arond andsaw funtiemr foxy next to their bed]

funtien goxy: gof afternoon y/n.

y/n: wher am i???

funtien foxy,: yoy ar 8n the hospitl. you tieped downt he staris an went unconscios for a wek. but your oaky now. your wleocme by the way.

y/n: o.. thank... wait, wher id montogmery? DID HE LEAV ME HER ALONE!!!!

futneime foxy: motngoemry gator is recoveirng....

y/n: reochernig???? ogm is he okay???? whT happend???

funtie foxy: he is fine... whil the surgeryons were eorking on fixubg your wounds, motngoemry decidd to add on one extra surgery ot your bill.

y/n: what...???? what surgeyr????

funtienf xoxy: see fur yoursef.

[y/n got up an loked in the miror. they dint notic anthring at first, but then thy turned to the skide and saw.... their ass was HUMONGUS!!!

y/n: OGM MT AS IS SO BIG!!!! AN IT SSO JIFLGLY.??????,

funtient fixy: yes. anywys um. i wa s actualy meanig to tell you, i dont thik your siting issue was causd by the siz of your ass i think you mite have rheumatoid arthritis.

y/n: SHTU THE FUCK UP YM ASS!!! IT JS PERFECT!!! IT IS ZO CURVATURE!!! LIKE JUPITR!!!! but wait... why is motngoemry recoveruing then???

funtiene foxy: who so you think gave yoy the ass?

y/n: 😧

[y/n loked in their pant. ther new ass was gren and scaly.]

y/n: 😧?????

funtien fixy: yeah.

y/n: i hav crocodil ass now?

funtiene fixy: he's an aligayor stupid.

y/n: thers no difernt.

funtienfoxy: yes there fukung is idiot.

y/n: you anrnt a zoologist your a docor so shut up. anywas um that was a nic sentiment an all but i dont think i want a crocodil ass so um im gona break up with motngoemry now mayb.

funtienf oxy: what

y/b: yeah idk in just not feling the whole gren scaly ass vibe you kno.

funtiem foxy: what the fuck. montogmeyr is dyig out because we dont hav any other ases to give him an you are gona break up with him? he iz a hero.

y/n: wel i didnt ask for tis so yeah. ivmean i cpogouldv jus got plastic surger in mexico or somthig idk.

funtien fixy: what

y/n: yeh. plus hes yander which iw werid so. yeh. tell him were done. im gona go buy new pant now to compensat for.. this.

funtime ficy: bruh

yy/n: thaks for the help tho il keep that authoritis thig in mind.

funtien fixt: BRUH.

[y/n walks out, their new qss shakig as they go.]

[the scen cuts to motngoemry gayor, in the hospital bed bleding out of wher his ass used to be. ffuntien foxy walsk in an goes up to him.]

motbgoemry gstor: doc.... docor.... d... did t.... *caugh* did they.... like.... th as.... ass......

funtiem fixy: no.

mitngienry gator: augh....

[the heary rate monitr wen flat. motngoemry gator is dead. y/n went to mexico foe 50% of their as surgery an they also died.]

tge end.

this waz my public statment on why pagent cultuere is harmfil and why yoy shorld not get cheap cosmetic surgery. tahk for readig.

[the-firebird69]

Hera the Vagabond Queen was just that at the time a Queen, and King Absent, and not just a King, then she ascended..moreso. well we both were more or less. we were. now i am not ok and we hit it too the gas. and yes i have access have to.  and he is creepy no. Hera Zues NOMAD  as in im a Nomad warrior like my Father and my papa who is the leader of the Hun and bra hah.   no im not mad bra nad im not either a vagabond no hair dryer at all as i dont need it. and i liked it but i knew he would be mad...and i thought i can invent one and did, it is in the br of ours.  you just air dry and it was his idea too. why use it too much energy and mold...and i thought this.  your an ass preston lol and we rock.  and you do it to at your house and so he does to at his and think of each ohter you and yor father preston, tons of pic we can release to healh officials ok your wanted forwors we have pics get it Hera ar you being threatened ys and dinged if you dont shut it not even good for you ranter we get it but you cant osso i refuse preston then you and your chicken tenders go down and your asshole clan Hera Zues and you to fatso they are after you you shits here are after them we see it too and your fn fat mikey fatso Hera and mikey. shut up.  and i chp you up leave you in your lawn ok. you fht demons and win and have no memory of it.  died. ok the man was eaten as were the ohters...good ole scratch ordreed it i have to scratch for pennies..lol Zues and we fight you s.  we are in cali clearing Father backs us up we have tons of powre but your sticky and a risk and we need it now they knew and are there all the time move humans in.  needed but we are in trouble and he is.  out of time ok we know we have to eventually switch to robots and bill and preston let me say this hhahhahahahah Hera we have our two leaders and the cut off and hw. it will work and Gabriel is the hope and the way and Duke Nukem and Castle and Hardcastle and tons of our heroes...tons.  all are willing and able and he says underused megaship.  but inhabited by Galactus needs a look see all the time. we are there already are in the comics.  your frightening but not that bad The Punisher and folks from an Egotarian who cut you all down in nam and iraq and wwii and more much more it is saying something never got caught none.  and yeh thy cooked tons in wii.  tons.  and loved it had to.  it was and is the job. so you blab all yo  u want. fear of me is natural, as what i do is scary.   it is. impressive.  and you people s herer are idiots Zues sure are Gabriel and im mad again. we clear all out we started and i run it. Hera tat is whoand i show as female Galacta and she is powerful ad just as powerful as he is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM8bTdBs-cw Zues Hera

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHUHxTiPFUU

[myrebloggingarchive]

#loid: literally has to lift anya by the arms kicking and crying#yor: do your hw :>#anya: oki :D

did anyone else notice how easily yor got anya to study in the latest ep LMAOOO