#yomikoto

[hopelilies]

They’re the worst and I hate them.

[apoplecticgalaxy]

Random interviewer: How does it feel to be voted the most hated man in Kanai Ward?

Yomi: In a city full of neanderthals, I wear the fucking badge of honor.

Interviewer: How about the rumors that your in love with the CEO?

Yomi: WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT-

[moldsporr]

Yuri attack !!!!! There will be More . . . After I Eat . . .

[the-business-of-misery]

Is this not their vibe?

[austajunk]

B4 for makoyomi? (because of course)

They've totally explored each other's bodies before.

[kanai-ward-census]

Makoyomi propaganda

"I feel like after the truth is revealed to Kanai Ward, Makoto could have some sympathy for Yomi, who I assume is in prison. He could visit him daily, and eventually, Yomi isn't as tense around him anymore. He reveals his face to Yomi, and it goes on from there. That's what I like to believe could happen."

"EVIL TOXIC GAY GUYS RAHHHHHH. Okay but they're so silly. "He's like my shadow" "Masked Freak" ugh just kiss already."

"This is the funniest ship in the game hands down. Yomi is the Tom to Makoto's Jerry. The raging oil fire to Makoto's water sprinklers. The chlorine to Makoto's bleach. Yomi thinks they're playing 4D mind chess but Makoto is not only 20 steps ahead but is also eating the pieces purely for the fun of it. Cute pet names to call your loathed one: kindergarten playground level insults such as masked freak and balloon boy. Makoto calls Yomi his shadow. Shadow? Bro. Do you really expect me to believe they haven't explored each other's bodies in the form of terrible evil cringefail hatesex? They make each other worse and I think that's beautiful, like a glorious explosion from a train collision in which both trains are stuffed to the brim with nitroglycerine and RDX. They should feed into each other's toxic yaoi sludge until they create fumes so noxious they rot and suffocate in it together. There is no "fixing" here, only prime time entertainment for anyone watching on the sidelines. What's not to love?"

"THE rain code toxic yaoi hands down only hellxander could compete in it's radioactiveness and only BARELY. I have documented and posted each and every single one of their interactions and I can say, without a shadow of doubt, Kodaka knew what he was doing. Yomi was so fucking obsessed with Makoto it's fascinating and astounding. The magnificent homoerotic tension between the two or just from Yomi's side tbh Makoto was considerably more normal about it I'm so sorry. They could bond over both believing themselves to be KW'S saviors and yet doing the bare minimum for the people or actively making their life even worse. I am drowning. there's no sight of land. you are coming down with me. hand in unlovable hand. and i hope you die. i hope we both die."

Every Makoyomi interaction, documented by @seth-burroughs

[seth-burroughs]

Anyway

[yomikoto]

I think I’m going to take an indefinite break from Tumblr.

I dunno what it is in particular but I just...don’t feel great using it right now. It’s so much easier to just put things up on Twitter. Browsing Twitter is also just something I can easily flip through.

I’m @yomikoto on Twitter if you aren’t following me there. I’ll continue posting my art and random things to Twitter, but for now at least, I need to step away from Tumblr.

[the-business-of-misery]

Yomi has…varied responses when asked about his opinions on relationships and worms

[apoplecticgalaxy]

Makoto, throwing his head into Yomi's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!

Yomi, lovingly stroking his hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

[apoplecticgalaxy]

Yomi: Look me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Makoto!

Makoto: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

Yomi: what

Makoto: what

[apoplecticgalaxy]

Guillaume: This totally sucks!

Yomi: This is horrible.

Guillaume: Yeah, I know! I mean, look at today’s news.

Yomi: No, it’s not that. It’s that masked freak.

Yomi: It’s just like, I can’t get him out of my head and every time I look at him I have this pain in my chest. And I just know it’s his fault, that bitch!

[apoplecticgalaxy]

Yomi: Every time I talk to you I feel so confused. I've never met anyone like you.

Makoto: Baeee stop lovebombing me

Yomi: What?

Yomi: This is not a compliment.

Yomi: You concern me.

[seth-burroughs]

for the ship bingo how about yomikoto and hellxander?

Yomikoto:

-wE ARE IN LOVE WE ARE AT WAR I FEED MYSELF YOU FEED THE POOR I WRITE THE FICTION YOU WRITE THE LORE THESE ARE ADDICTIONS THAT SEEM TO FORM AND IF I GET OUT I WON'T BE SAFE YOU ARE MY KEEPER I AM YOUR SLAVE YOU'RE IN MY THOUGHTS YOU'RE IN MY WAY-- sry what was the question. Anyway they are divorced no they were never married it just kinda happened .

Hellxander:

Yomi Hellsmile toxic yaoi at it's peak. "Yomi didn't give a shit about [random hitman] and sent him on that mission specifically to discard him just like Martina" how fucking DARE you show me the EVIDENCE you disrespect them you slander them you you. [Random Hitman] was stated to be one of Yomi's closest advisors and while talking with Yuma (who he thought was Yomi) he was wayyyyy to comfortable talking to him like they were best buddies. One could argue he just was massively audacious but then how did Yomi not eviscerate him for that huh and let him keep his position as """"""one of his ~closest advisors~""""""" huh huh got any rebuttal for that huh. Him being sent on the train mission was also not some elaborate way to kill him or whatever (?) he is a literal hitman he literally just gave him a job, that he - people (like. 4 people maybe 5 the fandom is not that big i have to admit this uh) tend to ignore this - literally would have succeeded at carrying out, if not for Yuma's death god powers that literally no one could account for let alone knew about. Yomi finally gets shipped with a man that's just as fucked up, evil and sadistic as him (maybe even more so! we do not know [Random Hitman]) and THIS is what you do to them. Disgusting

With that out if the way. Yeah I like it I think they should eat shit and die together

[apoplecticgalaxy]

Rain code as this experience im having:

They're near an amusement park and Makoto's like "hey Yomi you should go on a ride with me." and Yomi's refusing. because he's edgy. But eventually he points to the most terrifying ride in the park, this really tall bungee jump thing, and is like "That is the only ride I'll do with you, and you have to be the one to pull the cord to drop us."

And Makoto is scared shitless but he agrees, much to Yomi's surprise. Yomi's trying to convince him not to do it with like "Oh it's okay you don't have to do it if you don't want to" with a shit eating grin and a sarcastic tone. Bc he doesn't actually want to he just thought Makoto would say no. He's only like. a tiny tiny bit scared but hardly.

On the way Yomi's like "Wait- I don't know if we can do it, you might be too short"

Yomi's laughing his ass off, while Makoto is terrified. He's like "You're not even like. A little scared?" and Yomi gives him a deadpan stare and says "I don't feel fear."

When its over, Yomi points to the next scariest and is like "Tomorrow?" and Makoto's immediately refuses.