#yoda sucks

[theindo]

I fucking hate yoda from star wars if he doesnt die There Will Be Problems. Count my words.?? Is that the right phrase wait?? Is it mark my words or count my words. Guys help. Help me kill yoda. Please.

[nonsense-and-nonesuch]

Ahsoka > Yoda

Just watched the last episode of Clone Wars interspersed with Revenge of the Sith. Ahsoka refuses to kill any of the dozens (hundreds?) of clones on her ship even though she knows they’re trying to kill her. Yoda gets one little hint from the Force and decapitates the TWO clones who barely even drew on him. Isn’t he supposed to be the Grandmaster of the Order, he who upholds the Code always?

[outoftoucherlocksholmes]

it occurred to me while backing up procreate files last night that aside from Bad Bisexual Representation Booty Shorts Dio, i never posted any of the things from this canvas i had going for sketches while watching part 3 back in 2022, which is a shame, really

[inkwell-tipped-over]

It's that time of year again!

"Run Run Run, Jump"

[bass-alien]

🐱

[antianakin]

I'll never understand how some fans are so incredibly willing to just be okay with "it happened in a timeskip" to excuse bad writing lol. Like "oh yeah these two characters who have been enemies for like four seasons of a TV show had their entire reconciliation OFF SCREEN in the time skip between episodes right at the end so it works" or "oh yeah this character who was left basically broken had their entire growth and development where they came to terms with the thing that broke them in the time skip so it works" kind of stuff. Like that's literally the ENTIRE emotional climax of a story that's been building for a while and you're FINE with not getting to actually SEE IT???

Can't relate.

[redlettermediathings]

Fuck you, it's Monday!

[sailormoonsailorstars]

How Padmé should’ve reacted on Mustafar

[pissed-whizard]

Happy star wars day from me and my adopted sons

[garthnadermemestash]

The prequels don’t exist in my dojo

[an-abyssal-odyssey]

Blue-Eyed Siblings

[knightsofrayx]

Knights of the Jedi Order

Some more of my ASOIAF/GOT/medieval style (mostly) human Jedi.

[chocmarss]

Star Wars Legends really said the padawans get hard-ons when sparring

[h50europe]

[telltaleanatomicalheart]

since i started star wars at like 14, i didn’t really get the full political implications or just the innate tragedy of it. it’s not supposed to be a happy story but there’s supposed to be hope. i always thought anakin wasn’t to blame going to the dark like maybe if he had a different master or wasn’t groomed by palpatine but in reality he was a grown ass man with full jedi training that chose to get married (“in secret” bc i swear everyone knew they was fuckin, they just didn’t want to banish him bc they saw him as the chosen one) and chose to kill younglings and massacre an entire people and kill another jedi and turn to the dark side. even if he had really strong emotions and felt things on an insanely intense level bc of midichlorians or whatever he still had full fledged jedi training to be able to control that and yeah the jedi temple was so corrupt in the way they were just cops with telekinetic abilities and fake buddhists but like HES GROWN. no matter what he experienced it was his choice. he was weak and he chose the dark side. so he is not babygirl. he’s hot. but he’s not baby girl. it was over even before he force choked padme cause he killed them kids he said no more jedi too bad so sad.

i never understood padme’s death tho it was kind of a plot hole to me just she just lost the will to live and just died after giving birth like what????even if she is force sensitive (ALLEGEDLY) that’s still crazy. i think it was soley for the anakin-vader plot so that he wouldn’t think of his actions or to maybe (idk if this was on purpose) justify his actions bc he had nothing left.

also sorry if u haven’t watched star wars yet…i recommend release order and clone wars and rebels animated series. forget about the mandalorian and the “ahsoka” show it literally doesn’t matter.

[loveoaths]

most of the fandom debates about who is responsible for what in Star Wars would be solved if folks remembered that the characters are not real and their choices were made by real life people with on-screen time constraints and deadlines