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Happy star wars day from me and my adopted sons
#hi#have i mentioned im a huge nerd?#me#mine#star wars#bd 1#yoda#baby yoda#grogu#nyx#may the fourth#sorry for the bad quality my phone sucks
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Tyson:
Tyson, When Percy Looks Again:
#Sorry for the bad image quality my phone sucks#trials of apollo#toa#hoo#tyson#tyson pjo#Tyson#Percy pjo#cyclops#Tyson and Percy#Tyson and Percy pjo#monster#Monsters meme#Meme#pjo incorrect quotes#incorrect percy jackson quotes#incorrect hoo quotes#incorrect pjo quotes#incorrect quotes#the sea of monsters#Som#Som pjo#Tyson meme#posidon#poseidon pjo#Percy meme#pjo#pjo hoo toa#heroes of olympus#nico di angelo
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"They want Papi Rhea back..."
"I don't read books, I read Twitter." (😭)
#sorry the quality sucks i was screen recording the actual video and my phone died and i lost it all 🙃#so here's a rip from insta#rhea ripley#damian priest#bad blood#terror twins#wwe#bad blood 2024#thisisme
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I can't find the post rn asking about it but for anyone wondering, this is the largest user count I saw today
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The twins and their umbrellas ^-^
(their asses are not staying dry)
(Seems like an appropriate song choice XP)
In reference to the unbrella skeleton rabbit uses in the "Honeybee" music video and Lolita unbrella!Spine whose images you can find here.
#click for better quality#sorry for the bad photo quality my phone camera sucks ass 😔#also hi spg mutuals its p2ii this is a sideblog ;)#spg#steam powered giraffe#spgiraffe#rabbit spg#the spine spg#psii.png#traditional art#2023#might clean this up and digitize this in the future idk
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He got caught
#gojo satoru#gojo#jjk#on the school chrombook too#crazy#hes so silly#silly lil guy !!#man#sorry for the bad quality 🙏#my phone sucks
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I put five pebbles in the winged tamari design from end-world normopothy because I can (day 1)
anyways yeah I'm gonna be trying to draw rw characters in costumes/ other character's designs once a day for this whole month so if anyone has any suggestions let me know
#something something october art challenge#sorry the quality is so bad I had to use my phone to take this picture and my phone camera sucks#also ignore how I ripped the paper at the eyes lol#more class doodles yippee#rain world#ghost and pals#rw five pebbles#tamari ghost and pals#sliver.creations
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this is my DS lite :3
i love him a lot please be nice to him
(dw the stickers will come off very easily if i ever need to remove them)
#nintendo ds#ds lite#nintendo ds lite#ds#objectum#sorry for bad photo quality my phone sucks ass#working on getting more games for him. i only have 3 + pictochat TwT#pictochat#technophilia#objectophilia#☆ zero barking#♡ scott posting
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i cant stop drwaing them(+spamton)
#woy#wander over yonder#(takes out this thing you k1ll bugs with and slaps it on spamton) ok here hes gone#commander peepers#lord dominator#lord hater#sylvia the zbornak#my art#sorry for bad quality pictuer my phone sucks
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normal ass rice + salmon baked all smothered in honey/soysauce/ricevinegar/fresh juice from orange/chili/garlic/pepper flakes + veg mess of yams/carrots/cabbage/beets cooked in more garlic/onion + the same concoction that went on the salmon and topped off w sliced serrano + green onion + zest from orange
#i actually ran out of honey for the second portion for the pan sauce and topped it off w dipping caramel weve had in the fridge since#caramel apple season and it turned out so amazing i also put all this kimchi juice into the veggies while cooking#lowkey i love cooking im wasted on the fried chicken joint which employs me#my coworkers fuck up frying goddamn chicken. nobody cares. its not a high quality joint at all. but everyone just does bad at their jobs#and complains about everything constantly#its the easiest job on the planet but everyone's so incompetent they flip their lids if we get 2 larges at once -_-#like i can and have run the restaurant solo its not a big deal all my coworkers are just lazy as hell and either scared of ir bad at fryers#which is the way we cook most things. there is no excuse fellas cmon.....#deadass the two teenagers that work there are better coworkers than either of my managers just bc there not mopey bastards#the supposed to be bigboyz are always on their phone and geiping abt private life or talking shit like. just do ur job omg nobody wants to#be here ur not unique save it im sorry ur life sucks either do something or shut up about it yall are nasty ppl to be around#ok tbh im very empathetic of many of my coworkers cases because they are trashhhh. idk. life can be tricky sticky for sure#but seriously just gtfodup
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What makes me happy?
My shelf ❤️
(IK THE AOT MANGA ISN'T IN ORDER. I WAS FIXING IT AND IDK HOW TO READ NUMBERS IG)
#attack on titan#jujutsu kaisen#the legend of zelda#collection#figure collecting#i have a small collection#sorry for bad quality#my phone sucks
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A drawing (plus two close-ups) for a certain pink puffs anniversary!
#kirby#my art#sorry for the bad photo quality and the flipped photo#my phone sucks when it comes to those#kirby 31st anniversary
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Some last minute doodles before the finale
I’m not ready
Platinum Bones Week got me loving to draw King so I will be making more
(Forgive the bad quality)
#sorry the quality it bad#my phone sucks#I don't have time to do actual art today so accept this#toh#the owl house#luz noceda#king clawthorne#the collector#my#art
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@a-c-u-l-o-s your wish is my command : here are Patate and Raclette ! Also bonus Patate brooding our potatoes stock like they are her eggs.
I realise I never formally introduced Baguette.
Here he is, from tiny dough to French stick🥖
#Patate et Raclette#Baguette's name pals#cat grandmas#sorry for the bad quality pics my phone sucked
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List of random dialogue prompts
“I was never a morning person, but then I started waking up to your face and you know… Maybe mornings aren’t that bad, after all.”
“Why are you mad?” “I’m not mad, I just think you can choose better people to kiss.”
“I fucking hate you.” “No you don’t. Take that back right now.”
“You know I’d do anything to have you stay by my side, right? Anything.”
“Oh, fuck. Do that again.”
“You look stupid as all hell right now.”
“I want to believe you, but I don’t know if I can.”
“You’ve given me so many reasons to walk away.” “Then why don’t you walk away? It’s not like I’m keeping you hostage here.” “You still don’t get it, do you? It’s because I love you.”
“…Damn it all to hell, if I don’t get to have you tonight then I’m never going to be able to have you.”
“Let me call you mine, just for tonight.”
“I think you and I make an amazingly stupid pair.” “I know! Our two brain cells combined together make for quality entertainment and a unique kind of stupidity.”
“I’m going to have so much fun with you.”
“Oh God, yes, right there— oh my God, just like that, please don’t stop.” “…Can you stop that? You’re making it sound like we’re in a porno and now I’m highly uncomfortable.”
“Bet you they don’t make you sound like that, do they?”
“Fuck, you’re such a wreck, and because of me, too.”
“Can you stop moaning? I’m trying to help you relax but you’re making it hard for me to concentrate.” “Sorry, your hands just work a little too good.” “I’m going to pay for a masseuse next time if you keep doing this.”
“You are driving me insane and I’m this close to losing my shit because of you.”
“Is hating me your only personality trait?”
“Never scare me like that again!”
“Oh, don’t worry. I have every plan to make you submit to me.”
“I’m not even gonna lie, I’m just so fucking obsessed with you.”
“That could be us.” “That is us.”
“Was it worth it?”
“Don’t worry, I’ve got you— slow down, you’ll get what you want soon enough.”
“I want you to remember every single second of this.”
“Bet you they can’t make you feel the way I do.” “Bet’s on.” “Wait, what? That was not my intention—”
“Hm, but I think I like having you spread out like this. Such a gorgeous sight.”
“Come and get your fix.”
“…You’re an addiction I never want to quit.”
“I had nothing to live for, but then you came into my life. So thank you.”
“Why’d you— why’d you do that?” “B-Because I promised you I’d do anything to keep you safe.”
“I swear if we get caught then I’m actually going to kill you.”
“You think I wanted this to happen?!”
“Just when I was about to give up…”
“I trusted you with my life.” “Well, I’m sorry but you’re clearly very gullible.”
“Look me in the eyes and tell me you don’t feel the same as I do, then I’ll leave you alone.”
“You know, maybe you should bet on something else the next time instead of betting on someone’s fucking feelings.”
“You’re such a dork.” “Yeah, no wonder you’re so in love with me.”
“Does me doing all these things not account for anything?” “I never asked you to do those things for me, though, did I?”
“You nearly foiled our plan, you idiot!”
“I… I think I’m happy.” “You think? So you’re not one hundred percent certain?”
“Who’s laughing now?” “…Clearly not you. You’re crying, dear God.”
“I’m tired of being on the sidelines.”
“You actually came back.”
“Christ on a fucking bike, I could kiss you right now.”
“That was a bold move.”
“We’re going to be late, all because you couldn’t stop scrolling through that damn phone of yours while taking your damn sweet time to shit!”
“Kinda sucks that I can only have you like this.”
“I fell in love, so hard, and so fast, but a part of me knew it wasn’t going to last.”
“Your heart’s always on your sleeve.” “Only around you, because you’re the only one who knows me so well. Too well, in fact.”
(pt. 2) | (pt. 3)
#long post#dialogue prompts#random dialogue prompts#otp prompts#fluff prompts#angst prompts#smut prompts#prompts#romantic prompts#romance prompts#47 is PERSONAL HAHA (it’s me lmfao I’m the shitter 🫡🫡)#suggestive prompts#writing prompts#i had this list in the drafts for sooooo long lmfao
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ᰔᩚ Staycation ᰔᩚ
Plot: Gianna (OC) and her boyfriend Josh book a little getaway after being drafted to seperate WWE brands.
Warning: Hefty flirting and light smut!
I finish packing up all of my bathroom essentials and place them into my tote bag.
My boyfriend Josh booked a mini staycation for us at a lakefront cabin in Big Bear.
I'm super excited because this will be our first ever trip together - just the two of us.
The drive is supposed to be 2-3 hours so I change into a comfy outfit: a black ESSENTIALS sweatsuit and UGG slippers.
Once I finish, my phone rings. I look at the screen and automatically smile. I pick up and see my gorgeous man driving.
J: "Hi babygirl."
G: "Hey love. Are you on the way?"
J: "Yes ma'am!"
I smile, shaking my head.
G: "Sounds good. I just finished packing the rest of my stuff."
J: "Perfect. I'm so excited to have you all to myself for the next week."
He does a little dance in his seat and I giggle.
G: "I'm excited too. I feel like we never get to see each other anymore."
He sighs and flashes a slight smile.
The WWE Draft just occured a week ago, and we were both drafted to two seperate brands: Josh to SmackDown and me to Raw.
J: "I know, baby. That's a lot of the reason why I booked this trip in the first place. It'll be some nice relaxation time, as well as quality time for us."
I smile and look in the mirror, playing with my curls until I'm satisfied with how my hair looks.
Out of the corner of my eye, I see him staring through the phone and biting his lip.
Moments later, the traffic light must've turned green because someone beeps behind him. "Aight chill uce! Damn!"
I giggle and cover my mouth so he doesn't notice.
He smirks and sucks his teeth.
J: "Girl get yo lil fine ass down here and see your man."
G: "Alriiight baby, I'll see you in a minute."
I hang up, double check my room to make sure I have everything, and head outside.
Once Josh sees me, he hops out and walks over, scanning my body. "How you manage to always look so incredible, even in some damn sweatpants, I'll never understand."
I smile, biting my lip gently. "Well you don't look too bad yourself."
He smirks and holds my waist, pulling me in.
We share a kiss and I tug on his bottom lip as we pull away.
He takes my tote bag and heads back over to the car, while I lock my front door.
Soon enough, we're on the road.
We share more kisses, jam sessions, I take a couple of quick naps, and we hold hands the entire time.
I wake up to the feeling of a soft hand stroking my leg.
I flutter my eyes open and, once my vision gets used to the light again, I see Josh looking at me and smiling softly.
"Good morning sleeping beauty," he coos, taking my hand and kissing it. "We're here."
I let out a quiet yawn and stretch. "Sorry baby, I didn't mean to fall asleep on you."
He strokes my hand with this thumb. "No worries, mama. I'm glad you were able to rest."
I smile and reach over to kiss his cheek, then open my door and hop out of the car.
We both grab our bags from the trunk and head into the house.
Hand in hand, Josh gives me a tour of the cabin.
There’s a master bedroom with a full bathroom included, a guest bedroom with a half bathroom, a connected kitchen and living room space, a deck with a view and stairs to get down to the lake, and a hot tub.
"This is perfect," I exclaim, leaning against the deck fence.
Josh comes up from behind me and wraps his muscular arms around my waist. "It really is."
I wrap an arm around his neck and play with his mullet, as he gives me soft kisses on my neck.
After a while of just chilling around the house, he leaves to grab some stuff from the grocery store and I head to the master bedroom to unpack our stuff.
As I'm folding a pair of his sweatpants, my phone rings. I look down and see that my best friend and Josh’s sister in law Trinity is facetiming me.
G: "Hey girlfriend!"
T: "Hey mama! How are you?"
G: "I'm good! We arrived a little bit ago."
T: "So good to hear!"
Her husband and Josh’s twin brother Jonathan comes bursting into the room and plops down on the bed, making Trin bounce.
T: "Boy your big ass is gonna break this bed one day."
I giggle as Jon sucks his teeth.
J: “Ooh I heard my sis! Hey giiiiiirl!”
I snicker at his goofy tone and decide to match it.
G: “Hey bookieeeee!”
We all burst into laughter.
The call continues and, soon enough, Josh calls from downstairs. "I'm back ma!"
"Alright baby, I'll be down in a sec!" I call back, causing Trin to smile.
T: "You two are the sweetest."
I smile shyly, and fold the last piece of clothing and place it in the last drawer.
We send our love and say our goodbyes.
I place our empty bags in the closet and head downstairs.
Josh turns from putting spices in the cabinet and smiles when he sees me. "Hi gorgeous girl."
I smile, blushing hard, and wrap my arms around his neck. "Hi handsome. How was shopping?"
He creeps his hands around my waist and we share a sweet kiss. "It was good. I got some stuff to make dinner - including my grandma's Oka recipe later."
I've had Oka once in my life, and it was at Josh's most recent family cookout. It's kind of like a salad but including fish. It's heavenly.
I smile and lick my lips. "Mmm my favorite."
"That's why I'm making it," he replies in between kisses on my cheek.
I smile and play with his mullet. "Can I help?"
"Of course ma," he says, smiling. "We might as well start cooking now, so everything can marinate."
We share one last kiss and he rubs my back before pulling out of the hug.
He grabs a bowl and the necessary ingredients for the Oka.
I lean against the island, watching.
"You can start chopping these while I prep the sauce," he says, placing some veggies in front of me.
"Yes chef!" I reply, going over to the sink to wash my hands.
We share a laugh and he lightly smacks my ass while walking past me.
I head back over to the island and chop some green then yellow onion.
I hiss, closing my eyes tightly, a tear streaming down my face.
Josh looks over at me with a look of concern, and then chuckles. "You good ma?"
I wipe my eyes with my sleeve, nodding. "Yeah, this stupid onion is strong."
He sticks out his bottom lip. "Awww my poor baby."
I suck my teeth and playfully hit his arm. "Boy shut up!"
He chuckles, leans over, and puckers his lips, asking for a kiss.
I roll my eyes playfully and give in, making a "mwuah" sound.
He smiles and goes back to what he's doing.
Once finished with the onions, I chop up some cucumber and tomato, and slice some lime as well.
"All done," I exclaim, placing my hands on my hips proudly.
He looks over and smiles. "Perfect mama. The sauce is just about ready."
He gives it one more stir and slides the veggies in with the knife.
The sauce is super creamy and includes mayonnaise, half and half, soy sauce, pepper, and water.
I watch as he combines everything, including the already prepared Mahi Mahi in the bowl.
"It looks so good already," he says, stirring it.
I nod in agreement.
He places some foil over the bowl and places it in the fridge.
"It's chicken tiiiime!" he sings, doing a goofy dance.
I giggle as he grabs all the ingredients for his family's go-to marinade.
When it comes time to chop more onions, he smirks at me. "I'll chop em this time."
"Yeah please do," I reply, backing up.
He laughs and kisses my cheek.
Once the chopping is done, I hold the pot as he adds water, soy sauce, brown sugar, the onions, garlic, and pepper.
He hands me the whisk. "Would you like to do the honors, my lady?"
I smile and take it. "It would be my pleasure."
He chuckles and pecks my lips, before heading to the fridge and grabbing the chicken.
Once the sauce is well combined, he adds it in.
We throw that in the fridge as well, wash our hands, and clean off the counter.
He kisses my temple. "I love cooking with you, babygirl."
I smile and brush our noses together. "Me too, bae. Thank you for letting me help."
We share a quick kiss and decide to go on a walk.
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Josh and I have been sitting at the lake for so long, that the sun is starting to set.
As I'm on his lap, stroking his hair, he pats my thigh as a way of getting my attention.
"Baby look!" he says, pointing out towards the water.
I follow his finger and see two swans mating.
I smile and pull out my phone to snap a picture. "They're so pretty."
He wraps his arms back around my waist and looks up at me.
I look down, and blush when I see him looking back at me.
He smiles, brushing a curl out of my face. "All these months later and you still get shy when I look at you."
I hide my face in his neck and he chuckles, stroking my back.
After about 5 minutes, he breaks the silence.
"Come on pretty girl," he begins. "We should get going so we don't have dinner too late."
I smile and climb off his lap, and we walk back to the cabin hand in hand.
Once we return, he heads out back and fires up the grill, while I grab the bowl of chicken.
I head back inside to set the table and, within minutes, an incredible aroma fills the entire house and deck.
I stand in the doorway smiling, my arms folded and shoulder against the wall, watching my gorgeous Samoan boyfriend chef it up.
Cooking is truly his love language and it makes me so happy to see him happy.
I walk over to the grill and rub his back. "Smells amazing, love."
He smiles proudly, continuing to flip and brush excess sauce on the chicken.
He rips off a tiny piece and cools it off before feeding it to me with the tongs.
After a couple chews, I throw my head back, causing him to laugh. "Good ma?"
I nod, still chewing. "It's sooo good. You never miss, baby."
He tries some as well and does a little dance in reaction to the taste.
I giggle and stand behind him, placing little kisses on his shoulder.
"Ma'am I don't think so," he replies turning around. "You gotta kiss the chef right."
I roll my eyes playfully and cup his face, proceeding to place my lips on his.
He kisses back and groans as I slide my tongue across his.
His hands slowly find their way to my ass and gently squeeze, as I slide mine from his chest to his shoulders.
We pull away slowly and he takes a curl away from my face. "You mean to tell me I have all this to myself for a damn week?"
I smirk, playing with his chain, looking right in his eyes.
He licks his lower lip sexily, staring back and forth in my eyes and at my lips.
"I'm starving baby," I say, interrupting the silence and tension. "We can finish this later, yeah?"
He bites his lip and strokes my face. "We can and we will."
I smirk and kiss his cheek, heading back into the house.
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** tiny smut warning! **
"Oh my god Josh," I whisper, arching my back off the bed, my fingers tangled in his damp curls.
Chris Brown's "Under The Influence" and the faint sound of slurping between my legs fill the room.
Eventually, he replaces his mouth with his fingers and looks up at me. "You feel good ma?"
I nod, my head thrown back and my hands gripping the sheets.
"Look at me," he orders, still thrusting his fingers in and out of me. "I wanna see how my babygirl looks while I pleasure her."
I look down at him, my bottom lip between my teeth, as moans continue to pour out of me like crazy.
He licks his lips and smiles. "You look so pretty like this, princess."
With his free hand, he reaches up, holds the side of my face, and brushes my bottom lip with his thumb.
I take it into my mouth and suck on it, swirling my tongue around.
"Mmm good girl," he says sexily. "You know just what daddy loves."
He thrusts his fingers some more and eventually finds my g-spot.
"J-Josh! B-Baby! Fu-ck! Righ-Right there!" I scream, my back fully arched and my face practically against the headboard.
He continues and moves them even faster.
Soon enough, our sheets are soaked and I've released everywhere.
** smut over! **
I plop back down on the bed, panting like crazy.
He cleans us both up and plants a kiss on my temple, before heading into the bathroom.
Moments later, he comes out. "I started a bath for you mama."
I smile and take his hand. "What would I do without you?"
He smiles, cups my face, and kisses my forehead. "God knows. Now go on and enjoy yourself."
I head into the bathroom and do exactly that.
I just finished my bath and I'm now in the mirror, dressed in my fluffy robe, doing my skincare.
Josh knocks and opens the door slightly. "You good in here, baby?"
I smile and nod. "Mhm I'm all good."
He smiles back, walks up behind me, and strokes my hair. "How was the bath?"
"Perfect, baby. Thank you." I reply, and turn around with my lips puckered.
He squeezes my cheeks gently and attacks my face with kisses.
I giggle and turn back around, as he hugs me from behind.
He digs his face into my neck. "Mmm you smell so good."
"Why thank you," I reply, applying moisturizer to my skin.
He rests his chin on my shoulder, his arms still wrapped around me, and watches me through the mirror.
I hop into bed and get comfy under the covers.
"I'm gonna shower real quick mama," he says and kisses the corner of my lips. "You need anything before I go?"
I shake my head. "I'm good baby, thank you."
He nods smiling, and we share a sweet kiss before he heads into the bathroom.
** Josh's POV **
I shut the bathroom light and head back into the bedroom.
As I'm walking closer to the bed, I hear light snores and chuckle quietly.
I carefully get into bed and under the covers, facing my gorgeous girl.
I study her face for a little while - so peaceful and perfect.
How did I get this lucky?
I plant a small kiss on her plump lips and wrap her into my arms.
"Goodnight beautiful girl," I whisper.
Soon enough, my eyes drift closed.
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