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peach-s0up · 8 months ago

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quick ford before bed, tried mixing my pencil sketch w ink outlines and i actually really like it

#oh he caked up #i dont care what anyone says #that shit aint flat #who needs the sub etha sens o matic when you got the clap of yo cheeks to send SOS messages into space #oh no arthur we cant go to magrathea the clap of my asscheeks alerted the defense systems #i'll stop now #time for the actual tags #h2g2 #ford prefect #that plap plap plap puts disaster area to shame #ok im done

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br4tphobia · 1 year ago

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dumb ass nigga always be saying ‘I eat pussy’ ‘that’s why I was on yo bitch’ like Bffr 19 or 18 idgaf be acting like you the boss or sum jus cus people say ‘love your work’ ‘slayyy’ like home girl stop you ain’t nothing a nobody and yes I be writing on here not to hate but to tell you jus get the fuck up and help your parents and be fo you say ‘shouldn’t you be doing that instead of hating’ like girl please YOU AINT NOTHING AND AGAIN IF YA LITTLE ASS FANS GO LIKE ‘ they jus hating’ YOU AINT NOTHING YOUR NOT BOSS OR QUEEN NOTHING BROKE ASS NIGGA

girl since when did i say i act like im the boss nor act like that in general.. what got you so mad? cuz bby im minding my business. im sorry u mad or whateva but take that shit out on someone else

#˗ˏˋ꒰ val you got a message ! 🫂 ꒱#pls dpwm i been moved out #i have my own house #that i pay thousands of dollars for #more for bills #i have 2 cars under my name #and u callin me broke?..#more to that too #gtfo #and i sho do eat pussy #yo mama next 😛

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missingn000 · 1 year ago

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the phantom guardian, chapter forty-four: enchain has now been posted!

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happy reading!

#YO IT TURNED OUT SO GREAT #sukuna pov my beloved #yuuta my unhinged child #rip this is the longest chapter oh well. got carried away with sukuna (surprising no one)#im off to work now! see yall soon!#will reply to inbox messages when i get home #tpg

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charlotte-queen-owl · 8 months ago

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Our little sister, who had decked two boys in her class, is Top 1 in her Grade. Fucking W.

#Hi am proud sister #would never say this to her face though #she's the one with the nice handwriting #charlotte's web #my shit #It got annouced in her GC #good for her good for her #She was like:“heh. yo check this out”#and i leaned over and saw the message on her phone #Girl got No.1 spot #and then she went back to playing Roblox #TF

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beaft · 1 year ago

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apple tv and netflix are tied for most useless streaming service. neither of you will survive the revolution

#i got the apple tv free trial because my yo-ho-ho site for ted lasso was temporarily down #and holy shit it is bad #there's like nothing good on there and half the time the page doesn't load and the other half it shoots up an error message #the only way to get rid of the error message is to log out and log back in again #as for netflix... well. well!!!#like. guys. you do realise your entire business model hinges on supposedly being more convenient than piracy lol #maybe consider gitting gud

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c-o-z-m-o · 1 month ago

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My grandma got me all Grinch stuff and nothing fron my list. Eye twitch

#“spencer you need to be grateful for ehat we got” SHE GAVE ME SOCKS I CSNT EVEN WEAT BECAUSE THEYRE TOO SMALL #messages from the tardis #im going yo shrimo myselg

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giggly-squiggily · 1 year ago

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It's your birthday!? Omg I hope you have an amazing day!! Your posts always make me smile and I hope you get to smile just as big on your name day!

You have been and continue to be such a force for good and positivity in this community, thank you for all that you do! I hope you really take the time to celebrate yourself today, you deserve it 🥰

Thank you all so much! I may have cried while reading all of these as you all are so, so sweet! Forgive me for grouping them all together- I'm a broken record when I get mushy so I'll spare y'all the deja vu hehe~

(Also death and grief mentioned beneath the cut but the summary of my mush is I appreciate you all so much. Thank you a hundred times over for making today and every year here feel special for me. <3)

This year has been a difficult one, especially these past few months after I lost my dad. I won't lie and say I wasn't dreading today because of that- I was scared I'd wake up and just wanna cry cause he's gone and I won't get to hear him say "Happy Birthday!" to me, you know? I also won't lie and say I didn't cry thinking about that (but it's my party and I'll cry if I want to, hehe. I make dumb jokes to cope.)

I'm okay though- and I'm coming to peace with it all. I just wanted to say that y'alls messages and gifs and overall loveliness has really helped me get through what I was dreading to be a difficult day. I can say with some comfort that thinking about my dad brings more happiness than tears now, and I know he wouldn't want me drowning in misery on my birthday, so I'm doing what he would want and making today a good one! Thank you all so much for helping me achieve that goal. I appreciate you all so very much.

Now- I shall go have ice cream cake in the dead of winter and rewatch the entirety of Spy x Family cause I'm what? Squiggily, hehe~ Thank you all so much again and keep being your incredible selves!

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chilapis · 8 months ago

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Part 2 of the windtrace appreciation post because I’ve been LOSING it for the past 3 minutes at this.

#I THINK IT GOT CUT OFF BECAUSE THE MATCH ENDED?#for context: i had completely killed off one of the rebels; & this guy & the other remaining survivor both were left with one life each.#& he was begging in the chat about wanting to win & from the messages I’m like 50% sure it was a little kid so.#i feel bad about winning against kids in games.#but the I love yo is actually so fucking funny to m.#✧.*🌹

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sp-ud · 2 years ago

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i just still dont get people saying (now including ranboo themselves) "it got to this point because ranboo kept being vague when talking about it" like... no it got to this point because people are racist. and (as ranboo also did acknowledge) will likely keep being racist because this stream isnt really going to have as much of an impact as it would ideally (because racist people arent just being racist because they think streamer is okay with it. they are being racist because they are racist.)

#spud rambles #discourse #like okay i do get why people wanted ranboo to talk about it more clearly but i really dont get why its their fault it got so bad #plus a lot of the messages are anonymous from what ive seen (which is admittedly not much because the issue is apparently so big that if yo #u ask for specific examples you're an idiot) so im like... wondering how we know its coming from inside the community?#cuz once again. a lot of people arent giving examples of specific situations or what they said that caused people to start harassing them #(because a lot of these situations seem to be dumb twitter argument over streamer suddenly escalates because someone decided this was a goo #d excuse to start being racist. not trying to say its anyones fault if they got targeted)

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secondhandlovers · 10 months ago

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Going to work today

#I can barely walk it hurts so bad #and I already messaged my boss and coworker that I'll work from home bc well. what am I supposed to do when I literally can't WALK to work..#my father said it's too “risky” to stay at home bc I've only been working there for half a year and that they won't believe me (??)#so NOW his plan is that I basically crawl to work so that everyone can see I'm “actually” sick and go home #like sure. and my coworker definitely won't think there's something wrong with me showing up after saying I'm staying home #they're all gonna think I'm fucking weird 😭#the way you can also see that I've been crying the entire night and got like 3 hours of sleep #I hate this household I'd say I wanna run into incoming traffic but I can't even so that LOL #also also #if you're asking why I - as a 20 yo - can't decide what to do on my own.. good luck trying to argue with immigrant parents abt literally #anything #someone just take me out thank you

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univerxebxrry · 1 year ago

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I'm also getting kinda lonely and I really want a bf but I have no social skills and there's no way in hell that I'd ever approach someone I find interesting and nobody ever approaches me

#i guess i could get a gf too but my family is not too supportive of the lgbtq+ community so i have programmed myself to just say bf #also all of the guys where i live are veey meh #if anyone ever wants to talk hmu we can talk about whatever just don't be creepy pls #also i did try to find someone on a dating app bcs it's easier but all the people that messaged me were 30+ yo creepy men #some of them were kinda nice though #but then i got too overwhelmed and i just ghosted everyone i was talking to and disabled my account and deleted the app #rant

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astrxealis · 2 years ago

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good morning 🥺

#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚#sorrey ... not active ..... lots going on but also not (?)#IDK anyways i've reconnected w an old friend who's a childhood friend bcs shes the daughter of my mom's friend ^___^#she said she's gna get into the 1975 more !! but she's alrdy going to the arctic monkey's concert soon which is super cool #and i rmbr our mom asked me and lune if we knew them too <3 but we didn't know there was a legit concert SOBS #yeah miss her a lot and it's sweet how wnvr we do reconnect a bit it always so happens we're into the same thing of sorts :((#AND THEN! wow idk i've grown a lil less hesitant. somehow. idk. literally replied to the story on ig of a guy ik but haven't talked to in ag #ages* purely bcs he kept posting like woaaa based game and then ff6 best ff so i was like SO TRUE but have u played 14 #and he has NOT but does want to and then wow we could have had a lil convo but i left to watch a movie sorry bro <//3 #what else ... hmm ..... WELL. an old friend from all the way in 6th grade. okay so we often message each other a bit just like 'hey wna be #grpmates' or smth like that and that one time where they gave me a lil help for the chem grp work and i'm like. just comfy talking like #myself fr BUT THENNN messaged me sometime last week bcs. like smth w a grpwork and they got anxious they did smth wrong #bcs no one in the gc replied to them (sorry i didn't either SOBS) T___T ended up turning the convo to 'hey wt abt i finally try to talk w u #properly more' and HELL YEAHHH we both r the kinds that talk/type a lot but sometimes dip and disappear how lovely /gen LMAO <3 #idk. uhm. with the school fair we have booths and shifts for the booths and my group is the one with uhh the 4 kids who i'm often groups #with and they're all the. yk kids. ppl who i'd get along w and i've been classmates w all of em b4 but you see they're a grp of friends now #RAGHH ONE OF THEM IK LIKES PERSONA (MULTIPLE?? IDK. they once were like yo apollo u seem like u like persona lol #IDK WHAT THAT IS SUPPOSED TO MEAN but yes i do have akechi and ren charms on my backpack for school #AND THEN ONE is into like gi pjsk a lot of rhythm games and gacha mobile but all like uhh. yeah? tot love live bandori ... still cool fr tho #she's rlly nice tbh lol ^___^ wait tbh all of them are HELP but uhm idk but it's nice when ppl r nice to me #tbf that's literally how i got my first crush BUT WE DON'T TALK ABT THAT !! yk sometimes i unconsciously wonder abt her or look for her and #then i did see her again after a few months since seeing her early in on the school year bcs shes in basketball and i hung out at the uhh #covered court w my best friend whos in another varsity bcs we stayed late at school that day to help out w fair preparations!#i refuse to like her again but i realize i like that familiarity with feelings and uhmm yeah shes cool ig i kinda wish i was less. uhm. shy #back then? you see i barely cld talk to her ... LIKE. she'd be like. heyy! and do shit sometimes and i WOULDN'T TALK or just smile and #mumble RAFGHHHFHFHDHH but she'd say hi to me and include me in things and jokes and it made me rlly /@!(@/'dmdkzn okay #AND sometimes when i do talk back I am SOOOO GODDAMN AWKWARD GOOD GODS anyways now i'm like. less awkward. or maybe i've just accepted it n #i'm cooler now B) and a lot more confident zEjfhejdjsnk. yeah. and uhmm yeah that's it #BUT YEAH nice classmate she asked me for a hug once lol and i notice she's affectionate w her friends n it reminds me of m y own bestie awhh #she sometimes talks to me which i rlly appreciate even if it prolly seems like i hate her sorry i just suck w talking

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thesmokinpossum · 1 year ago

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Bruh, I kept seeing that post about mama bear from the Berenstain Bears being 27 years so I went and checked to see if it was actually true…Well, it is but I also learned that papa bear is canonically 39 years old, which wouldn't be that disturbing except for the fact that their eldest son is 10-11 years old (!!!) and now I'm genuinely grossed out

#put this fucking creep in bear jail idgaf #seriously tho...why?#apparently the bear parents were based on the original writers who were the exact same age #actually the wife was like 3 months older than her husband #so why does the father bear has to canonically be a child predator like what the fuck????#everything about this serie has such a fundamentalist christian vibe which is kinda funny because it's not #gonna be fair to the franchise and mention that i don't remember ever mentionning the parents age at all #so i feel like it's more a case of them chosing random ages that looks like they makes sense without thinking of the implications #more than of them actively trying to pass a fucked up and harmful message #but still that's high key gross to me like who chose those ages??#we need to have a talk about why you decided that the mother of your idealized nuclear family got pregnant at 17 from a 29 yo man...

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skylilac · 2 years ago

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i love talking to her but we are so bad at talking

#and its not even our fault we’re just doomed by every fucking force ib life #its like i respond to her message trying to start a convo and thats EXACTLY when her moms calling her #ive been free all day but the second sue tries to text me oh fuck i literally have to go #were like okay well are you free in an hour to ft?? and both of us agree and then we FORGET #AND DONT EVEN get me started on like actually talking as in seeing each other as in hanging out #the days shes free im not and the days im free shes not anf the days both of us are free neither of us have a ride etc etc #i just want. a text conversation with her. that is all #i cant keep responding six hours later bc my phone accidentally didnt show me the notif like what even is this #convinced the universe hates us both bc WHY CAN WE NEVER ACTUALLY TALK YO EACH OTHER #AND THEN. she got a haircut like five days ago and she wants me to be the first to see to judge #and she wont take a pic so we HAVE to ft but we literally NEVER GET THE CHANCE #so she literally wont meet up or video call like any other friend like literally no one else knows she got a haircut #bc she refuses to reveal it till i get to see slash judge which is SO. why does life hate us #I JUST. wanna talk to this ONE PERSON god give me a moment when we’re both free at the same time #avery rambles

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yeyayeya · 2 years ago

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I was texting a friend of mine about MDZS cause I sent her a picture of one of the English books and she told me that the name sounded cool (Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation) and I told her it had other names before it such as Founder of Diabolism

And she told me she read “founder” as “father” and she instantly thought of the Founding Fathers cause she was doing Civics works prior

Then I sent her a pic of WWX and asked “does he look like a founding father?” With her replying that he gave her Thomas Jefferson vibes. Right after I sent a pic of LWJ and she told me he was Dr. Warren

Cue to the both of us laughing our asses off when I said Thomas Jefferson x Dr. Warren, with her right after saying Dr. Jefferson and talking about founding fathers fanfics

#yeyarants #our texts with each other range from weird ass things #they start from one subject to a different subject #no coherent thoughts are present in those messages #our texts don’t even have context #I’ve known that bitch for almost 6 years #no getting out of that friendship #another friend of ours was talking about something with history I don’t actually remember #and he mentioned the founding fathers and we just looked at each other and burst out laughing #we talked about it the night prior and this was the day after #man was so confused and we explained to him #he got so curious and he legit searched yo founding fathers fanfics #they existed #ok but like imagine looking at Wei Wuxian and going ah yes #he gives off Thomas Jefferson vibes #Thomas Jefferson x dr. Warren is my otp #you know what fuck it #Wei Wuxian #Wei ying #lan wangji #lan Zhan #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #grandmaster of demonic arts #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #founder of diabolism #mxtx #mxtx mdzs #wangxian

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softceleste · 7 months ago

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Also I know I have like 5+ people on read right now but ✨no social spoons✨

#it’s wild that I got good news today I’d usually immediately message Yo and Lex about and I legit… cannot find the spoons to do the thing #I can’t even find the will to be excited 💀#mental health is so fun! 💀💀💀💀

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