#yknow what we rollin with it

[draganora]

Oh my GOD this took so long - but it was really fun to do! I haven't done a full scene in literal YEARS, so this was a real breath of fresh air, and I got to try something new!

[cassandralexxx]

Water Lilies(1919)

by Catherine Rollin

[cardboardclownery]

[ SWAGGER COLLAGE TUTORIAL OR SMTH ]

Woaaaaaaah we got a special one today folks-

My dear buddy chum pal broski bestie asked me to teach it how i do my collage-y lookin art, and i figured i might as well make it available to anyone else who wants to know B]

Quick disclaimer: im not the best at explaining stuff, and also am not a professional or anything!! Listen to me or dont, these are all merely what i do when i make this kind of stuff-

Oh, and ill post the full spread im making here separately for anyone whos interested in that rather than this guide thingy :P

Since i usually like making more cohesive spreads with a certain theme or subject, i like doodling potential drawings i could use in the spread before starting!! This is very much optional, but helps a bit in case youre worried about having no ideas when you go straight into drawing. You can even plan out where youre gonna put different drawings on the page if ya want!! :]

After that, i rummage through my Trash Box for trash that matches my vision for the spread,, if ya catch my drift B]

For this one, since im making matching spreads for disposable girl and irreverent girl (weevildoing swag yknow yknow), i picked out some hot topic tags and stuff, a few tags from clothes that looked fitting, and a pretty bit of a pokemon tcg deck box i saved!! I mostly just went off of vibes and colors this time, but you can go off of whatever feels right when youre picking collage stuff -v-

Oh, and if you plan on trying out a lot of collage stuff, COLLECT SO MUCH TRASH. Find a bag, a box, anything to hold some fun looking wrappers and junk you could use. Be sure to clean anything used to hold food though, ants dont make good collage bits,, usually,,,

Now, the natural next step: gluing that junk on!! Generally its good to have some sort of pattern for how you glue your base collage bits down, like sticking to certain parts of the paper, or making a shape, using a color sequence,, though just slapping stuff on until it works for you also goes pretty well in the end if youre into spontaneity! Just trust the process and go with the flow and all that-

Oh yeah, and collage includes more than junk yknow!! You can use different kinds of paper, stationary like sticky notes and stuff, anything to add some variety in texture BP

Now for the fun bit!! Well, i find all the steps pretty fun, but the drawing part is probably the most fun for you lovely readers ;]

Not much to say here, just do whatever youd do with a typical drawing/page! I recommend trying to fill most/all of the spaces you left blank (if any) when gluing stuff down. Working around all the collage may serve as a challenge, but its not tooooo annoying once youve gotten a feel for it. You can also add some more collage here if you want -v-

Finally, the second best part (in my humble opinion): the stickers!! I usually do this last, but the order probably doesnt matter? Just kinda,, put stickers on wherever!! Try layering them, or covering doodles with them, or making new pictures with them, go CRAZY WITH STICKERS!! You can also use some paint pens or gel pens to add a little pizazz,,

Once youve bedazzled to your heart’s content, you can add any other details and finishing touches you deem necessary, and v o i l a, youve got a collage!!

Dont worry too much about things looking “right”! Ive found that art is a ton more fun when im not stressing out over how clean my work looks, its all about having fun and expressing yourself!! If something looks a bit wonky, or you think you glued something in a weird spot but cant change it, keep rollin with it! With collage in this style, mistakes are kinda part of the experience, so dont worry yourself too much if things dont go as planned

Hope this was atleast somewhat handy!! Lemme know if you want another tutorial like this or something idk-

[randomhatthief]

Please accept my Commentary on the main playlist:

Jericho – it’s so good. Ethereal. Powerful in the way that distant supernovas are, yknow? The tiktok theatrical edit is my favorite – I think they’re gonna publish an official version if the rumors I saw are to be believed. I can’t wait. Nevermind, I checked, it’s already released as the cinematic version.

A Girl Who’s Bad at Feeling – Duck my beloved. Duck’s just out here writing my vow renewal isn’t he? I want Duck to find the love she deserves so badly.

I Don’t Think I Like This World We Live In – Hell yeah what a plucky start. Holy shit Alex is gonna love this song I’m liking it immediately. Do you like Poor Man’s Poison? I think you might.

Junie – I can almost HEAR you singing this. I bet it suits your voice so well.

Animal – I liked this one and it suited my taste so well that I forgot it was playing in my ears.

Boyfriend – This whole song is just various eye emojis. Makes me wanna cut my hair back off and get tattoos. My clothes wouldn’t fit tho, which is such a shame. I bet you could fit in my jackets and stuff tho! Too bad I think you wear layers more than I do lol. Have you heard the annapantsu cover of this? It’s sexy, highly recommend.

Blue – How is it so sweet AND heartbreaking? Maybe I’ve just got brain rot but I’ve got some characters in mind for some of these lines.

Ego – Oh this sounds fun from the start. And another song that suits your voice. Oh the chimes FUCK I love them. They deserve a Raindrops in Springtime style animation.

Rollin’ On – Fuuuck yeah this song is going on my playlist for sexy songs that aren’t about sex. I just can’t tell if the seduction is the singer or the guitar but it’s a goddamn siren song.

Sloppy Seconds – OKAY STRAIGHT TO MY CHEST WITH THE FIRST LINE, HUH? This reminds me of two songs Alex likes: Lies Song by Spose and Pinecones by Bug Hunter. Maybe you’ll like those. Good Morning Sunshine by The Narcissist Cookbook maybe too but it isn’t MY cup of tea.

Tagged by @randomhatthief ! I'm honored 😭

J- Jericho by Iniko

A- A Girl Who's Bad At Feeling by Positivelygray (this is my friend Duck!!!!)

I- I Don't Think I Like The World We Live In by Pink Williams

J- Junie by Sirota

A- Animal by Pull No Punches

B- Boyfriend by Dove Cameron

B- Blue by Laura Elliott

E- Ego by Koren Grace

R- Rollin' On (acoustic) by Jackie Venson

S- Sloppy Seconds by Watsky

This is from the playlist I've listened to the most recently, but liked songs version under the cut. (there is pop, rock, rap, indie and bluegrass here so... be prepared)

I tag @thecakeisnotalie and @merry-death and @saltykingsalty (no pressure, but i just know y'all have playlists for days)

J- Jackie And Wilson by Hozier

A- American Spirits by Drumming Bird

I- In The Mood by Glenn Miller

J- James Dean by The Wrecks

A- Anthem Part Two by Blink-182

B- Big Time by Maeve De Voe

B- Breathe (2AM) by Anna Nalick

E- Envy Green by The Arcadian Wild

R- Rosyln by Bon Iver and St. Vincent (for Twilight New Moon)

S- Stars and Stripes by Julie Lavery

[disengaged]

pegs my beloved could i please request a list of top canadian cinema in ur opinion (no rush ofc, just when u get the chance !! ) thank u 💘 & if that's too vague, just horror would also be dope :-)

YES ... YES I WOULD LOVE TO 🤩💘💘💘

disclaimer that i'm not all-knowing and i probably left a bunch of good shit off of here (& i Know you've already seen a bunch of these), but here we go:

HORROR

The Mask (1961) - evil mask commands the wearer to kill people ...... this movie FUCKS. super psychedelic. do not watch it while high, u will have a bad fucking time

Black Christmas (1974) - possibly THE best slasher film ... basically the prototype for "killer hunts group of sorority girls!" trope, but super witty & unnerving & not even that sexist

The Brood (1979) - demon children yeahhhh!

The Changeling (1980) - man loses wife & child, moves to new home, gets haunted

Scanners (1981) - uhhh ... telekinesis! the last 10 mins make the entire thing worth watching

Videodrome (1983) - mind-infecting torture porn, debbie harry is there for some reason

Cube (1997) - 6 strangers wake up in a room, then have to get thru puzzle rooms & death traps. sorta Saw-ish, but more sci-fi

Subconscious Cruelty (2000) - indie film comp of several "vignettes" ... real weird & gross tbh :-)

Ginger Snaps trilogy - teenage sisters & werewolves, duh. the quality drops significantly after the first film, but 2 & 3 are filmed in my city so they're fun for me to watch >:-)

Les sept jours du talion (2010) - a dad tortures the guy who killed his daughter, that's the plot

American Mary (2010) - body horror & r*pe revenge that's not just ... actively misogynist at every single turn

He Never Died (2015) - henry rollins is a cannibal, among other things. the last half is kinda hilarious

Les affamés (2017) - québécois zombie movie, kinda got panned by critics but it's beautiful !!

What Keeps You Alive (2018) - lesbian couple on vacation, one tries to murder the other

Possessor (2020) - cronenberg jr.'s second full-length film endeavour! corporate assassins use brain implant shit to control & kill other people, the gore is fuckin unreal ... also themes of motherhood, family etc

NOT HORROR

C.R.A.Z.Y. (2005) - québécois movie abt a gay kid growing up in a french catholic household with his brothers, trying to like girls & failing

Eastern Promises (2007) - all actual russians hate this movie, but it's visually stunning

Rush: Beyond the Lighted Stage (2010) - as a canadian i'm legally obligated to promote Rush at every turn :-) also i've seen this doc over a dozen times & it's just .... brilliant, RIP neil

Goon (2011) and Goon: Last of the Enforcers (2017) - hockey bro comedies, main character is THE ultimate himbo <3 (yes these are comfort movies for me)

The Twentieth Century (2019) - i still don't even know what this is. it's a fictional user biography of one of our former prime ministers except there's. a cactus & some foot fetish shit & a seal clubbing contest ....?? it's just fucked lol

hope this is an ok list !!! i've rlly been making a conscious effort to watch more cancon & québécois film this past year or so, but it can be hard sometimes cuz uh. Yknow . americanization .... :'-) & if anyone else has any other fav canadian films, by all means drop them in the replies !!

[svudrabbles]

Imagine Amanda realizing she likes you

Request:

Hey um would you be willing to write a Amanda Rollins x fem!reader ? It’s completely fine if you can’t/won’t. Love your work ! ✌🏼💗 maybe some nsfw if ur willing 👀

There was one thing you definitely had in common with Amanda, which was your lack of respect for a proper sleeping schedule. The two of you, at times, would stay at the precinct so late to work on a case it almost wasn’t worth it to leave and catch an hour or so of sleep.

Tonight was one of those nights. You were typing notes on your computer, and Amanda was observing you, as she had been for the last twenty minutes. Surprisingly, you had yet to notice.

‘How is she so beautiful?’ Amanda pondered. ‘Aesthetically...right? I can’t be attracted to her, can I?’ 

At that moment, you stretched your arms upwards, causing your tummy to show. Her cheeks flushed.

‘Oh my God, I’m attracted to her.’

You rubbed your tired face, and looked up at her through sleepy eyes. You flashed her your award winning smile. “Its four in the morning.”

She nodded. “We’ve been here a long time.”

With a sigh, you stood on your feet. “No point in heading home. Why don’t we take a nap in the bunks?”

She blinked. “Alright.”

The two of you headed for the bunks, where you shut the door behind the two of you. You slid off your shoes, and then went for your pants. Amanda accidentally exhaled a little too sharply.

You turned, your pants just beneath your ass. “What!?”

She gulped, painfully blushing. “God, I’m sorry.”

You looked at her in confusion. “For what?”

“For...yknow...”

You cracked a smile. “What? You’ve never seen a woman in her panties before?”

“Never such a beautiful one.” She mumbled, and once she realized she’d verbalized it, she lifted her fingertips to her lips in surprise.

You giggled. “You think I’m beautiful?”

She sighed. “Kind of hard to deny it.”

“For what it’s worth.” You kicked your jeans up, and tossed them with your shoes. “I think you are too.”

“Really?”

You blushed. “Well, yeah. Inside and out.”

She furrowed her eyebrows. “You think so well of me?”

Edging closer to her, you wrapped your palm around her forearm. “You’re compassionate, passionate,” you giggled, “kind, loving, real. You’re down to earth. What’s not to think well of?”

“You’re empathetic...fiery, intense sometimes, but always loving. So loving. Your heart bleeds for everyone, and even when you hurt...even when you hurt you love.”

You pursed your lips. “You’ve taken note of one of my flaws.”

“It’s not a flaw. It’s a blessing, for others at least. But you need someone to anchor you down, someone whose heart bleeds for you.” She muttered.

“Like who?”

She swallowed. 

Your eyes traced her face. “I have a crush on you, Amanda.”

“I have a crush on you too.” She admitted. “And I was going to say...like me.”

[spell-card-fusion]

Title: Day 4 - Long Distance (Gemshard)

Summary: When it's day time in Solace it is night time on Mobius. Blaze is a busy prince, but Rollin doesn't mind waiting for once.

-- rollingMomentum began messaging gloriousBlaze at 6:12 AM -- 

RM: yo!! RM: ya’ busy still? RM: omochao d-loaded gangsta’s paradise in2 himself n’ ‘s p great -- rollingMomentum sent gloriousBlaze omochaosparadise.mp5 at 6:21 PM -- -- gloriousBlaze is offline! -- RM: night sky looks way past pretty 2night RM: ya’ ever lay down on your ceiling n’ watch the sun go down? RM: ‘s real pretty! you should try it! RM: the stars are always so bright in south island RM: i wish you were here RM: ‘s still daytime over there right RM: i remember the clouds being so pretty over there, i should visit soon. -- rollingMomentum sent gloriousBlaze underthemoon.png at 10:25 PM -- -- gloriousBlaze is offline! -- RM: what time ‘s it again over there? RM: dang waiting suuuuuuuuuucks RM: ‘s gettin’ pretty late RM: picked up da’ ol’ guitar RM: think ‘m gon’ work on a new song rn, u’ll def’ like it RM: can’t wait to play it for you in person -- rollingMomentum sent gloriousBlaze rockinselfie.png at 11:11 PM -- -- gloriousBlaze is offline! --  RM: huh! the sun is about to come up!   RM: might as well wash my face n’ stuff   RM: think ‘m gonna make some banana pancakes   RM: u ever had those? theyre rlly good!   RM: yknow what, im making some for you when you come over next time -- rollingMomentum sent gloriousBlaze yum.png at 4:13 AM -- -- gloriousBlaze is offline! --  RM: breakfast was really good!   RM: i think ‘m just gonna watch the sky for a bit   RM: gettin’ brighter but i can still see the moon RM: i think ‘s v pretty   RM: air in my lungs, eyes on the sky, moon staring down waiting for the sun   RM: we’ll be together soon -- rollingMomentum sent gloriousBlaze colorsofthesky.mp4 at 4:31 AM -- -- gloriousBlaze is offline! -- -- gloriousBlaze began messaging rollingMomentum at 6:12 AM --  GB: You will not believe the day I’ve had.  RM: tell me about it! GB: Did you stay up all night waiting for me? RM: yea  GB: Please go to sleep soon.  RM: later   RM: can we stay together a bit?  GB: …   GB: Always.   GB: What’s this about banana pancakes?

[the-rxven-king]

23, 26, 27!! 42 just for fun

23) what’s your dream wedding like?

small. very small. probably somewhere thats kinda fantasy/fairytale esque??? lots of flowers and cottagey vibes or castle vibes. castles are expensive tho so probably cottagey vibe. would love to look like a fuckin vampire prince from the woods. would also love to not have to do a first dance in front of everyone id rather look like an idiot with the man i love in private to whatever song we want so no one can judge us and it can just be our fun lil thing. i could honestly skip most of the reception bullshit. give us presents and hang out for like an hour or two tops and then we rollin. weddings make me so tired so id rather it be on the shorter side but still nice yknow. can end my night sitting on the couch cuddling the husband in our formal wear while watching whatever shitty movie we want and eating fancy food we brought home. dont need anything huge or extravagent as long as it Feels Nice and i get to look hot as shit for once in my life

26) do you believe in soulmates?

sort of??? not in the way where its like. theres only One Soulmate Out There. but i do think there is some substance to finding someone who just completes you in a way no one else does and knowing theyll be with you for the rest of your life yknow

27) denim jackets, leather jackets, or bomber jackets?

thats a tough one but i gotta go with leather jackets. theyre just so nice

42) do you prefer gazing wistfully out the window or lying dramatically over the sofa? 

fdkjffdjkng i mean why not both honestly??? cause i do both simultaneously at times, its comfier that way

[wiggenstaff-anonymous]

((this is a bit unrelated to everything but what is the best way to go about asking about rping with someone? i’ve got a few ideas in mind but like,, im nervous 🥺🥺))

hi! i keep forgetting to answer this because honestly, it’s... hard to answer? not that its hard to ask, but its like

you really just go into general or discussion zone n ask if anyone wants to do anything! we also have open-commons for just ROLLIN ON IN! just start roleplaying, and someone might come in and join you. that channel doesn’t get reserved like the rest, it’s quick action. the server is a little sleepy right now, so i guess quick action isn’t accurate, but yknow. 

most other channels in the server you ask someone if they want to rp, then you snag a channel and start going. once you think you’ve finished a scene, or you both end up ... not answering for a bit, the channel is opened back up for others use. its not too intense! 

anyways best way to go about it is to go into discussion zone and say you wanna rp. if you have an idea, describe it a little! just announce it so ppl know someones available to play with. have fun! <3

[kpopshitposter]

Are these actual people or characters?

ayo ayo ayo

The people on my blog are kpop/cpop/vpop idols, so they’re actual people who just be looking and acting like fictional characters bc they’re so beautiful it doesn’t feel real

Since it really be seeming like you’re in the wrong part of town I thought I’d compile a lil playlist for you… it’s a #-Z of Korean artists I personally listen to on the regular. Complete with song recs! I had a lot of fun putting it together so even if you only bother to listen to one song on it I hope you enjoy it!!

uhhhhhhh it’s a lot (this list should explain why it took me so long to reply to your ask i’m so sorry I hope this is helpful)

Casual disclaimer that if you feel like theres any problematic people mentioned please be aware that i dont pay attention to scandals so this is just about the songs

Also I guess people should feel free to add their faves to the list if they wanna recommend it and I haven’t included them

Alsox2 if any links are wrong im sorry i love u

Feel free to ask me to order them by genre, male/female, or mood or anything like that too if you’d like!! K-pop in general is a really fun and comforting music genre and you should totally give it a chance

#

2NE1 - I am the best3racha - Matryoshka (MaaAaaAAAAA)4Minute - Whatcha doin’ today

A

AB6IX - BreatheA.C.E. - Under Cover (I also really recommend Take Me Higher but rlly all of their songs)Agust D - Agust D (TONGUE TECHNOLOGY!! ICONIC. But also The Last and all of his solos)AOA - Bingle BangleASTRO - Moonwalk ATEEZ - Promise and Wave and HALA HALA all of their songs again lmao wow so many talented people in one list

B

B1A4 - Rollin’BASTARZ - Help Me and omg just take the albumB.A.P - Wake Me Up B-BOMB - Give & Take BIGBANG - LAST DANCE and FANTASTIC BABYBLACKPINK - Kick It they have a lot of good songs tho!!Block B - Be The Light and Don’t Leave and Dreams Come True and No Joke and Toy dkfjghjsw Block B are my ultimate group and I love every single one of their songs - they’re kings of genre varietyBolbbalgan4 - Some and Travel and Ring they have loads of good songs!!!BTS - Blood Sweat & Tears and Dope and Just One Day and Home picking is rlly rlly hard because they have a crazy amount of songs lmao I went with songs where they all have lines

C

CHUNG HA - Roller CoasterCL - Hello BitchesCLC - Hobgoblin and NoCrush - None also Cereal ft. Zico

D

Day6 - I Need Somebody and Shoot Me don’t forget to dance to Shoot Me like this (but we’ll get to Stray Kids later)DEAN - The Unknown Guest and Bonnie & Clyde and D (Half Moon) ft Gaeko

E

Eric Nam - Honestly EXID - Up & Down and I Love YouEXO - Damage and Wait and EL DORADO and Universe and yknow ALL OF THEM they do a lot of different genres!EXO-CBX - Hey Mama!EXO-K - Overdose

F

F(x) - Rum Pum Pum PumFANXY CHILD - Y

G

GFRIEND - Me Gustas Tu and Time for the moon night and RoughG(I)-DLE - LATATAGirl’s Day - Something Girls’ Generation - Lion Heart GOT7 - MiracleGRAY - TMI and Late Night with Loco

H

HEIZE - Don’t Know You and Shut Up & Groove with Dean and Jenga with GaekoHOA - LongingHoody - Like You and Golden with Jay ParkHYUKOH - LOVE YA!

I

iKON - Love Scenario (this might as well be Korea’s national anthem at this point)INFINITE - AIR and Bad (they don’t have a bad song)I.O.I - Very Very Very ITZY - DALLA DALLA and ICYIU - BBIBBI and Palette ft G-Dragon (she’s ridiculously good)

J

Jay Park - Me Like Yuh and Solo ft Hoody and Upside Down ft Simon Dominic and Loco and GRAY I really like Mommae ft Ugly Duck tooJENNIE - SOLO J-Hope - Daydream Ji Chang Wook (fight ME LMAO IM SORRY I HAVE TO INCLUDE HIM) - To a Butterfly he’s done a lot of good songs and has a really beautiful voice!! You can listen hereJimin - PromiseJimin Park - April FoolsJin - EpiphanyJJ Project - Tomorrow, Today and Find You (I think all of their lil subunit songs are good)JONGHYUN - MoonJUNNY - Handle You and Magnet TELL ME WHY EVERYONE IS SLEEPING ON JUNNY BC IDK

KKang Daniel - What are you up toKARD - Oh NaNa and Don’t RecallKevin Oh - LoverKEY - Show Me but really NOT A SINGLE BAD SONG IN DIS BITCHKNK - Love You

L

Lee Hyun - You Are Here (i know it’s random bc it’s from the BTS game album but this song is so so beautiful)Loco - to be completely honest I don’t know if Loco has any solo music but I really like Still ft Crush and Don’t ft Hwasa

M

Mamamoo - Open Your Mind MOMOLAND - BBoom BBoom Monsta X - No Reason and Ready or Not and Be Quiet yet another one who physically can’t do bad songsMINHO - I’m Home

N

NCT - Baby Don’t Stop and Highway to Heaven and Simon Says and Jet Lag and Candle Light and Boom (I couldn’t with all the subunits so JSIJFGUH) also I’m gonna include WayV even though they’re not k-pop (they’re an NCT subunit) Come Back and Regular (my most listened to song on spotify) and Let me love u and Take Off and Dream LaunchN.Flying - Hot Potato and Rooftop NU'EST - Where You At

O

ONE - HeyaheONEUS - Twilight Orange Caramel - Abing abing and Dream of Clara and So Sorry and Cookies, Cream and Mint and Superwoman (they’re my favourite girl group im OC trash even tho they’ve disbanded :]]]]]]] )O.WHEN - Picture

P

PARK JI HOON - L.O.V.EPENTAGON - Shine P.O - Comme des Garcons

Q

????????? I GENUINELY HAVE NO IDEA NAN MOLLA

R

Red Velvet - Red Flavor and Aitai-taiRM - Forever rain and Change ft Wale (tbh I only like mono. - his other solo stuff just isn’t for me but feel free to check it out he’s got MVs and stuff on YT!)

S

Sam Kim - Scent and Make Up ft Crush and It’s You ft ZicoSEVENTEEN - Pretty U and HIGHLIGHT and HOME and THANKS and ALL OF THEM ARE BOPSSSF9 - RPM SHAUN - Way Back Home SHINee - Get The Treasure and Diamond Sky and View they have a lot of songs and a lot of rlly good stuffSimon Dominic - ullah and Simon Dominic and Comfortable with Gray and ONE and WON & ONLY ft Jay Park and Cheerz …….. I like all of his songs as well sofjhrSISTAR - Touch my bodyStray Kids - 4419 and GLOW and My Pace and Chronosaurus and MRIOH anduhh one more time everything they do is worth listening to at least once!! Stray Kids are really all such sweet people and my ultimate bias is Chan from this group so I hope you like them!!SUNMI - Siren and ADDICTSuper Junior - MamacitaSURAN - WINE ft Changmo (produced by SUGA odfjgh)

TT2U - Ososugiruouni and Goodbye TAEMIN - Famous and Tease and Slave and I’m Crying and Thirsty and MOVE TAEYEON - WhyTHE BOYZ - No Air and Giddy Up and Walkin’ in TimeThe Rose - sorry and with you and Like We Used to Do and She’s In The Rain and BABY wow really all of their songs thanks for coming to my ted talkTXT - Nap of a Star and CROWNTriple H - GIRL GIRL GIRLTWICE - Heart Shaker

U

U-KWON - Let’s Ride also whatever you don’t should definitely NOT check THIS performance out

VV - Winter Bear (not a dry eye in dis bitch)VAV - Give me more and SenoritaVIXX - Chained UpVERIVERY - Tag Tag Tag

WWanna One - Energetic WINNER - AH YEAH and REALLY REALLYWoosung - FACE and MOON

X

X1 - everything is just teasers right now really but X1-MA IS EPIC SO

Y

Yerin Baek - Blue and As I am (her voice is really incredible and unique)Yoon Jisung - In the RainYoon Jong Shin - Like It and Wi-Fi ft Zico

Z

Zico - I am you, you are me and She’s a Baby and Eureka ft Zion.T and Bermuda Triangle ft Crush and Dean and Artist and ANTI ft G.Soul and Fanxy Child ft FANXY CHILD Zico is CRAZY talented and he’s done a lot with a lot of people and he’s really out here saving the whole hiphop industry Zion.T - Eat and Hello Tutorial ft Seulgi

[helloimnotlame]

We Own The Night - Seth Rollins Smut

A/N: Stressed Seth and Reader take drugs and forget about the world to Dance Gavin Dance. Written in the perspective of being high. Drug use and mentions of anxiety. GIF not mine ; Listen to the song here ! <3

♫Forget my jealously You swallowed the demons on your own♫

You never saw yourself doing hardcore drugs in a million years. Everything about it just made the instinct say no. The side effects, the way it tore people's lives into halves..It wasn't a risk you wanted to take. But this....was needed. This was earned. Besides - it wasn’t like you were getting doped up on the street with Brian Griffin. You were with the man who had your life, who you wanted to spend the rest of your life with. He was laying beside you with a deep glaze of darkness that wrote 'high as fuck' in all caps that steamed into his melted fudge eyes to the long spirals of his hair sprawled across his face like a dry mop.

♫Stomp that feeling, your puke is a mutant Can’t think of who did this, well I grew stupid♫

His bronze greek crafted physique was the only thing you could see in the graphite sheets that inspired a black hole sensation making you feel like you were balancing on thin air. You felt like you were floating just above the thermosphere on a wicked cold cloud with the only thing keeping you grounded being a subtle tingling sensation against your leg. Maybe it was just his lapping over yours - but that'd be the easy answer. Your brain was screaming giant eel, but you were too high to care either way.

♫ Say accidents happen, it’s admirable acting

Flicking the back of your ear with my finger ♫

Your attention was on smile across his face that you never saw before. It wasn’t one of those fake smiles he put on for the kicks nor the solid hoax he put one in response to you asking if he was okay. This - was as genuine as the night. How much you'd give to see him like this all the time..for him to as happy as he was now everyday..it’s a shame how much the law demonizes drugs. 

♫Separate is the way though, no second is the place though Just fake it through the day and the night is your god.♫

His body folded to press his nose against the smooth white desk beside you, lined with alleys of the devil’s snow. His eyelids laid shut in anticipation, his nose inhaling the dusk in one quick motion, leaving no other evidence other than the small residue marking his nose. “Heh, fuck” His ash and sandpaper voice groaned. The TV wasn't even on yet all you could hear when he spoke was Grover form Sesame Street. His voice was already raspy as it was without the drugs and the crank only enhanced it. The sound wasn't bad and if you weren’t high you’d enjoy the harmonic sounds however in this moment, it was too cringey to bear. "Shhh" your finger faintly pressed against his lips but you felt ear. At least your vision manageable or else you would've start digging for gold. His voice croaked as a laugh in response. "Whatever...girl..." that smile again. 

♫ Let your hair down have one more round Drink til you believe it Sloppy kisses, dirty wishes Baby, this is living ♫

Deep down there was hope that this wouldn't ruin his career. Its hard policy with the crank. But that hard policy is what lead him here in the first place. The constant spotlight, the immense workouts, you could tell he was getting frantic. But, the rest of the world's thoughts came later. Now, it was trippy vision, pure relaxation and post-hardcore. "I...I feel like I'm alone right now" his dreary voice stuttered, leading him on top of you - his weight hitting you like the weight a fat baby but still with the presence of its delicacy. He wasn’t holding back. His velvet hands smoothed across your arm until it stopped just in the crease, the pricky tip of a needle replacing his hand. There was a sudden rock in your stomach that spewed fumes of anxiety that you didn’t feel with the crank. Guess you did need another dose. “It’ll only just be a second babygirl...don’t worry...I got you” his scratchy voice consoled, waiting for you to nod your head in permission before continuing. Sure he was high out of his, but at least he was still compassionate. before piercing your skin with the sharp needle and wasting the toxin into your stream. if only you were stable enough for pain. once all the fluid was drained, he released, tossing away the syringe and cupping your chin in his hands. You shared grins - societies renegade druggies.

♫Get up off the wall come on get down get down Give into moment and live now live now♫

It wasn’t long till you felt the effect kick in - your body shivering under him as waves of nirvana poured into your veins. No wonder people get hooked on this shit. It was a feeling like nothing other - but you were strong. And it was only this one time. Right? "That's my girl" he purred his breath the gin to your tonic, the aurora he gave off better than the drugs.  “Yknow, I heard this shit is good for the relationship stuff... and yknow it's hard. So many people fuckin' watching and telling me how to love.." You heard his words loud and clear and even digested every word he said. A response though - you'd have to take a rain check. All you felt like saying was "koala" and didn't know why. Seth noticed and with the subtle drag his tongue glided across his bottom lip in desire for your own, your lips connected, the taste of him was the same as yours but a bit sweeter.

♫I have the heart of a coward Here in my arms is exactly where I want you We own the night♫

The kiss was during with no form yet tumbles of passion found. He got on top of you yet weightless. The gray cloth of his sweatpants hoovering above you was like a weightless kite. His warm lips touched your neck sparking instant sensuality and to the beat of Tillian’s voice your bodies moved ships that clashed into the swivels of the duvet. “You want it ?...As much as I do?” he gasped in between kisses, his lazy body rested into the crook of your neck - his breath panting against your skin almost comparable to the smack of air you fell when entering Walmart.

♫Say accidents happen, it’s admirable acting

Flicking the back of your ear with my finger♫

“I...I want it as much as you do” The words didn’t feel like it came from your mouth. For all you knew - you were a cloud carrying all the hippies of South Central through the sky. And maybe you’d be one of those clouds who look like something legible. Before you could think more you felt his wet lips grasp loosely at your skin. The subtle tingles it left was no match for its real life counterpart. This, was like snake kisses. “You taste so good” he mummered as he suckled on your neck. Who knew the taste of skin would be enjoyable..Maybe it was the perfume. "Yeah?" Hypothetical yet out of your mouth like butter. "Yeah" his dry voice purred in confirmation. If only the words were “Okay” the two of you  would’ve been a perfect spin off to The Fault in Our Stars.

♫See you in battle; your boat is my paddle Your life is my business; your plaque on my wall♫

And if the two of you were stars - boy would there be many faults. But you shined together and only for each other. That’s what mattered. The feeling of Seth’s persusaive tongue, his hands grabbing at your body in complete desire, the aching warmness that began building between your legs...Everything going on began to become so intense and you could feel small moans breathing through your lungs as if it was your breath. "Shhh...baby...you just squaked" Seth cooed giggling under his breath, his finger dragging your lips just as you did. Is that sound you made? You were thinking if it was so much you couldn’t even remember. If only anxiety could be this peaceful in real life. “I got you baby girl...it’s okay”. He was still chucking about it yet you still got the message that it was your cue to relax and let be, let be. You owned the night.

♫I need poison mitigate my pain Feel my toes go golden up in flames Give me false hope in my veins Tranquilize and modify my brain♫

The bare air invaded your skin vulnerable skin as your clothes fell to the beside to the mercy of Seth’s finger pads. His honey dripped body hovered over you like smooth molasses, his aching erection rubbing gliding across your clit giving you chills. A suave hiss slipped from his lips in response to feeling his tip meet your sensitive place, his velvety hand cupping the side of your cheek. By the look in his devilish eyes you could tell he was ready, and you only returned the look. His hips lined up perfectly against yours, his fat cock smoothing into your hole giving you instant sensations at the feeling of being filled. With the high the was no space for pain, but only the immense pleasure you felt from him hips bucking into yours, and his dick filling your walls. “Oh fuck” you breathed, hiking your back and clutching onto his forearms. It was like an all in one sex toy. Everything was twice as hard, twice a deep, all the things you begged him for in normal circumstances. Everything was so intense...and it was amazing. He was writhed with pleasure too by his facial expression twitching trying to find the right way to express itself at the warm tightness of you that sent him into ecstasy.

♫Where did I go wrong? There's nothing I can do the thrill is gone So I play these nervous songs Pretend that I’m not barely hanging on♫

Like steam blowing gently at the boulders your stomach built - you felt another high approaching the one you were already hugged inside. With each pulse and twitch his hard dick writhed through you - you could feel he was going there too.

"Good girl..good girl" he rambled on as his aggression increased, your body bouncing with each thrust he gave.  "My precious little angel...Oh my fuck I need you...I love you...” You could fell his emotions pour out into the cup of escasty, that you took a long gulp of, your orgasm erupting and releasing like little small volcanoes. The highs you shared spoke for itself - Seth collapsing on top of you, and your own body in itself as you laid restlestly in the duvet. 

♫ And medicate Medicate Medicate me all night long♫

That high was over but you still were consumed. It was just added pleasure into the pool of divine you were bathing in. You could tell Seth felt the same way as he fell back into his previous position, right beside you, only his half of his body was now sprawled out on top of yours carelessly. He turned his head to look at you - a crooked yet soft smile across his lips. “Yknow - I’m seeing stuff n’ shit right now but..we’re - we’re in this together...Forever”. Each of Seth's words were dragged by the grasp of his weary voice yet you could tell it was genuine. All the words he wanted to say all this time came out.

[tyedyebaby]

my opinion on the 4/23 smackdown

meant to do this a lot earlier but yknow. Stupidity is Rampant where I am involved. also btw I watched the episode but I have a bad memory so I'm getting most of my info from an article im linking at the end

anyway!!

the beginning

if I remember correctly, cesaro was about to cut a promo but then seth interrupted him and cut a promo and they argue just a little and then jey interrupted both of them and cut a maybe promo and seth and jey team up and start circling cesaro and it looked badass and then daniel bryan interrupted him and cut a promo (basically owning seth and jey) and then ROMAN interrupted everyone and started bitching and then roman left and commercial break and boom tag match. after a match that lasts through two commercial breaks and 45 minutes with seth up and fucking leaving ¾ of the way through, daniel and cesaro win.

I love and hate this because a) it's the closest seth and roman have come to interacting in a damn while [to my knowledge anyway] and hey, daniel hyping cesaro is fucking great, and jey. jey!, b) it felt strange to have roman address everyone but seth because he literally verbally addressed everyone but seth. yeah seth was dealt a rain check but still I want WORDS man. CONVERSATION. it also strikes me as strange that seth left jey to the mercy of the face team because "I don't have time for this, I'm seth freakin' rollins" and he's AWOL for the rest of the show. dubious.

then theres a backstage segment with adam pearce, sonya deville, and apollo crews in which apollo complains about having to defend his title tonight (that's how wrestling works, genius). adam eventually reveals that apollos opponent is kevin owens, which, HUH?!? what happened to beating sense into sami?? tho maybe he's planning to get a title to prove a point to sami or something. it felt weirdly sudden to me either way.

then jey shows up, blah blah you disrespected the tribal chief blah blah and then he says he feels sick and smth about getting put down. typical guard dog jey imo, nothing incredibly notable.

then your regularly scheduled Women's Match That Feels Like It Was Thrown In Arbitrarily featuring nia jax and tamina. reginald, shayna, and natalya were also there, because why wouldn't they be. shayna interferes and it's not seen by the ref, but tamina wins regardless, so all is well I guess? idk I just wish there was more depth in the women's division and less tag action and a LOT less reginald.

KO shows up, talks about how it's his first IC title match in years, how he was delighted, how he wasnt expecting this but isn't complaining, how he's gonna knock apollo down, and then big e shows up because he's cool like that! then big es like "hahaha ur cool n shit but this is my match" and kevin goes "yeah this is ur match but not this week because this week is my match and I'll be champ" and they go "hahahahahaha" yknow the white girl fake laugh

it was funny to me but I didn't expect kevin still.

daniel bryan then tells adam pearce to make the match between roman and cesaro and when adam says he'll try dbry tells him to do more than try. persistent.

then comes the ic title match! sami joins commentary midway through the match and watches apollo retain after quite a bit via Surprise Rollup My Beloved (/s), kevin hit the stunner after losing, and the huge azeez guy fuckin' nail kevin in the face. then, sami gets up and dances over kevin which is the funniest damn thing

anyway I love kevin and hate apollo but I'm glad things ended how they did because this really is big es match.

then this segment, which I can only describe with this screenshot of the article I'm using to refresh my memory

just paul heyman rambling. typical.

then apollo shows up, talks, gets attacked by big e, and then gets checked up on by azeez.

then, we see aleister black (good to know you're alive, buddy!) and hes surrounded by candles, wearing glasses with a book in his hands. he tells a story from his childhood that involves dragons and then cuts a promo that digs at the viewers. I think aleisters character is interesting but I was also on video call with my partner so I didn't catch all of it BDIXNAODBSKS

then we see dolph ziggler and robbery noodle, and they cut a promo on how rey mysterio is epic but his son has "big gucci shoes" to fill. then we get the street profits, who are interrupted by BAYLEY MY BELOVED. she cuts a promo on how she's gonna kick biancas selfish spoiled ass basically BUT THE FUNNY PART is that montez was on the phone tattle tailing on bayley TO BIANCA. bianca shows up and a match between bianca and bayley is made for backla- scuse me, wrestlemania backlash. seeing bianca and bayley in the same frame made my heart happy regardless of context.

the mysterios take on the alpha academy, have some close calls, and then rey wins with the 619 as he does. smooth. there was nothing overly remarkable about it. it was just...a good match. wrestling.

then Good Ole Tony (cesaro) comes out with dbry. they taunt (?) roman, who comes out and challenges daniel for his own title, blatantly ignoring cesaro. BUT if daniel loses he has to leave smackdown. cesaro urges daniel to accept, and daniel does, loudly.

overall:

I think it was okay! I've always preferred smackdown to raw but there were things I couldn't make sense of, like kevin owens's seemingly sudden addition to the IC title scene and the women's tag matches in general. I was also miffed that seth just kinda...disappeared...in the middle of his match...and didn't show up...for the rest of the show. could just be me.

thank you for coming to my TEDtalk

[dreams-ssssss-diary]

2/3/19

I  came back to Club Penguin after a while. It was odd, since ever since it shut down I didn’t have time to play on it. I guess I was thinking about it because I have a school assignment to make a game, and I mentioned trying to learn how to LAN connect Club Penguin...

Walking around, I felt like the Club Penguin I knew was just another city slums, with nothing interesting to see anymore. Shady, silent, the like. I waddled up to the ski lift. You know, the one in the PSA missions where you replace the belt with an actual belt, and it works? I saw that the entire thing was functionless, like a figurine that doesn’t do anything. In my heart, I wanted things to come back. I knew if there was anyone out there encouraging me to bring things back that made people happy, the entire community had my back, so long as I could, yknow, do it.

So I did. I have no idea how, but I started coding the ski lift to take pairs of two down a sledding path and then show them their scores. I finished the bare bones of the event and that was when people passing by noticed. They were excited. It’s coming back? How? You, some lone penguin, is going to bring this all back?

I had a lot of pressure. If there was one thing everyone in Club Penguin loved as a whole, it was sledding. To mess up the community’s most beloved game is to spit on Club Penguin’s grave. It’s immoral. So I did more bells and whistles. I asked willing onlookers to help me mocap animations for the end screen where you and your sledding partner look at the score board. I made about four that I can remember when

get this

Tripe H threatened to take away what I was making for the entire community. He said if I wanted to finish this project for the community, I would have to fight against him. Seth Rollins was my backup, and Triple H had another guy too, and then R Truth was there. Because R Truth.

We discussed the bracket, and then instead of any fighting yet, we had this “preliminary game” where hmm...it was a bunch of grains of rice, set up on a table. Each player claims a circle of colored rice (usually denoted in my dream by a bunched up pretty flower design) and the opponent’s goal is to destroy your area and also guess the exact amount they toss this ball to do it.

It sounds weird, but here’s an example: Triple H aims for my spot, and says “13 inches” and he tosses the tiny ball with this contraption I didn’t quite see. He hits very close to my area, and the ball sticks in place (no bouncing?). I pulled out a ruler and Triple H’s estimate was a little off, 13 inches was barely across the table from us. So  I guess I was safe?

Someone commented about how I got a ruler out, which was funny I guess. Then I got some head pats and I felt like I lost track of time. I should be focusing and concentrating on winning so that I can continue my project for my fellow penguins...but head pats good.

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I had a secret 6th class that barely gets any physical class time. Something called “Pathology”. All that I know about pathology, is diseases. The class takes place in the Science building of my school, basically, the token maze building.

I kept trying to find it, and mainly ended up in a place where the Sailor Scouts were fighting this girl. She seemed, off. She had long black hair, and had bags under her eyes. Her clothes kept changing, from a white dress to just some normal clothes, and every time she fell over, she wouldn’t get up. But the battle wasn’t over. The fight played on a loop every time I passed by, and the last time I stayed, because I noticed the girl seemed relevant. Like, she was probably sick with something and all the Sailor Scouts will get infected, which was why when she was knocked down “the battle wasn’t over”. You see?

So I stayed and watched. Tuxedo Mask, after hitting her a few times on the ground, walked up to her and asked her to get up. When she didn’t respond, Moon told her that her team won’t hurt her if she told her what was going on. The sick girl sat up and Tuxedo Mask sat down next to her. He told her politely that defeat should be taken with pride.

Then the girl said something, a rhyme. It sucks because I memorized the rhyme up until now. Basically, it was a spell that allowed her to curse someone with a tag that allowed her to see and invade the cursed one’s thoughts. In Tuxedo Mask’s thoughts, was a t-posed man being circled by animal figurines floating around the man, and the environment was a large static cube. The girl, after cursing Tuxedo Mask, was seen popping into the weird t-pose man place.

The girl and Tuxedo Mask disappeared, and in their place piles of books and video games all about he Silent Hill franchise. For some reason I thought this meant my “textbook” for my pathology class was to either read or play all of the Silent Hill stories, even though I’m sure that Silent Hill isn’t 100% about diseases. But whatever.

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ever since I woke up, this song is stuck in my head: here

still trying to figure out why :>

[grizzlefur]

WWEm - Dab v Banana: Whoever Wins, We Look Dumb

Transmission date: Monday 1/Tuesday 2 May 2017

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Bust open those diet planners, it's time for SUNDAY NIGHT PALEO!

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wait

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shit

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no

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it's monday afternoon raw

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welp, keep it rolling

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so yeah, this is the raw after payback

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which i mostly remember, but largely thanks to looking it up

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we're in sacramento

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and as the show starts, the women's division are in the ring

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it's carpeted and there's a podium

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and here comes alexa to do a big entrance

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bayley is somewhat less than impressed

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recap slideshow of the title match from payback

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featuring alexa stark and head trauma

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bayley's wearing a sleeveless jacket over her gear for some reason

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alexa sarcastically thanks everyone for turning up because she told kurt to tell them to

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god, i love all the words she says

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apparently the queen is dead

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well, that's a hell of a way to find out

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alexa proclaims herself a goddess

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that's usually bray's thing

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she's set up her own coronation because just being given a belt isn't enough for her

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thanks mickie for being an inspiration while also calling her old

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thanks sasha, who is dressed even more as a matador than usual

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for getting pinned

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sasha gets up in her face, she backs up and walks into nia

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alexa's like you know what we're good moving on

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emma's just stood there smirking like i have no history with you i'll just get the popcorn

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alexa gets on the podium, remembers to thank bayley at last

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crowd start chanting for bayley, alexa's like yeah thanks i do know her name

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talks smack about her family in the audience, bayley is getting tenser and tenser

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alexa says bayley's nephews finally have a real role model, bayley's like fuck it, tips over the podium, brawl begins

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cut to ads, and we come back on a tag match

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bayley/sasha/dana/mickie v alexa/emma/nia/alicia

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emma takes some hits, you can just hear alexa on the apron shouting, "Cmon Emma, you're embarrassing us!"

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mickie tags in to kick emma in the face seven different ways

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emma's lost the smiley boob face, which is a shame

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but she has taken to wearing turquoise lipstick, so i can get behind that

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dana gets a phase against alicia, in which we can see how much she's improved

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she's actually a pretty good wrestler now

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alicia's gear has been redesigned again, and this time seems to have been constructed largely at random

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this is such an archetypal whole-division let's-all-do-our-spots exhibition tag match

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sasha decides to slow down the formula by putting alicia in a leg trap straitjacket for a solid minute

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alexa shouts at alicia to come and tag, alicia, still tied in knots by sasha, shouts back "I'M TRYING!"

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cut to ads, and when we come back nia jax has punched sasha's soul out

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nia tags in, elbow drops sasha in the back

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ouch

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alexa is standing at ringside doing the whole let's you and him fight thing

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refusing to even entertain the idea of tagging in

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nia does her chancery toss on sasha so the slowmo replay guy has something to do

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sasha fights out a few times, with nia dropping her again every time, and finally tagging alexa in

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sasha has many skills, but nobody ever talks about how well she bumps

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she can take damage like nobody's business

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sasha finally manages to get a tag, enter bayley, grudge match commences

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mashes alexa's face into the turnbuckle, yknow, like babyfaces do

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bayley to belly for a near-fall, broken by nia doing an elbow drop

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cue everyone beating on everyone

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dana and mickie take down nia, emma takes dana, alicia takes sasha, alexa takes the distraction to rake bayley's eyes and ddt for the pin

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i know i said formula, but it's a good formula

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that was a good match

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heels pose in the ring, faces carry their heroine out, alexa mocks everyone in the world

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yes, that includes you

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and now we talk about braun/roman

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and a replay of braun v. ambulance round 2

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later we have updates on both of their condition

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also seth rollins tells us what's next

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but actually next, chickenfucker and large have a match

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enzo swaggers in like he's shat himself

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or maybe he's riding a very short invisible horse

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apparently they haven't slept, because they had a match

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which was at like 4 p.m. local time

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you guys need to sort out your sleep schedule

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mid-smacktalk, anderson and gallows blindside them but end up getting thrown out of the ring

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enzo looks even more concussed than usual

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cut to ads, cut back and the match is on

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it's enzo/gallows solo, which is a totally reasonable matchup

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booker t makes a public enemy reference to show us how cool he is

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although that consisted of just naming people who were in public enemy before mumbling and talking about something else, having never quite reached whatever point he was aiming for

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most of this match has comprised gallows knocking enzo down, then doing wolfpac hands over  him

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he does know that's not how you pin someone, right?

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i mean, i think enzo's a tool, but still, five solid minutes of him getting the shit kicked out of him does not make entertaining television

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enzo keeps getting brief showings of offence before gallows is just like lol no and kicks him in the face

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even the announce team are making fun of booker for talking shit and never finding the point

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enzo gets a second rope dropkick, gallows actually goes down for once

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gallows ends up on his knees, enzo does an honest to god randy-style punt to his head

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not something i expected to see

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near-pin off that, then a brief confrontation between cass and karl lets gallows drop enzo for the pin

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well, that was definitely a worthy continuation of the preshow

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and now we're in the locker room

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tjp approaches neville to be smug and insouciant

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and ask about his near-loss last night

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neville's like fuck off mate, i like you but anyone who says that can still go fuck themselves

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apparently it was the referee's fault

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neville does a whole thing about how austin is occupying tj's rightful contendership spot

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so we've got perkins/aries later

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this is so sith

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darth neville swishes off, cut to ads

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up next, seth rollins does something

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either someone's broken a drum machine, or here he comes

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swaggers in like yeah i am awesome aren't i, but now we all love him for it

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pumps the crowd, who are apparently feeling good

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seth's out to do a freestyle speech about the fans and his career and it sounds like he's getting a lifetime achievement award or some shit

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"You gotta embrace the sucky part of life just as much as the good stuff, man."

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deep

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he's beaten everybody around, so now he wants brock

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or more specifically, the belt

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he's like i've been to suplex city and fuck that place

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its tripadvisor ratings must be terrible

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"Large man pounded me into jam. Wifi coverage acceptable. No breakfast. 1.5/5"

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in bursts finn to be like hey wait a minute are you forgetting the bit where i beat you for that title with ONE FUCKING ARM fuck away off with you

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and...here's dean?

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what claim does he even have

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swings in with his belt, makes some jokes, does a thing about fighting champions

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like we all know brock no longer exists, so why isn't everyone here to fight me fuck it i'm dean ambrose i'll fight anyone one time i punched a toddler for a happy meal toy he found in a gutter i stepped on my mother's face to get to the last slice of borthday cake i'm crazy fuck it

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enter an angry miz, who doesn't like dean making a mockery of his belt

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finn steps to him, miz is like yeah you cheapshotted me good job sod off

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calls dean out for not defending the belt at payback

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and just straight-up calls seth a gimp

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didn't know that was pg

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apparently we all hate miz because he's too good at wrestling

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dean, finn and seth all tell him to shut up in perfect unison

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dean's like hey i can sort this out, you know what everyone likes? Everyone likes seeing miz get beaten up

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gets his mobile out, calls kurt

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who apparently is not happy dean has his personal number

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but he has agreed to miz/seth/finn for ic title contendership tonight

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dean's like fuck i'm good and walks out, leaves the others arguing

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i love how the ic belt is the de facto top title now that brock's fucked away off to his house made of suplexes

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but now, let's have a dramatic slideshow of roman/braun at payback

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while the announcers remind us that roman, braun and kalisto have all been in hospital

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i had forgotten how brutal then end of that match was

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.but braun breaking the ambulance is still hilarious

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his is like an anime fight scene

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what with the length, constant false endings, and everyone ending up totally fucked

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is this braun's final form

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but now, purple rope time

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6-man tag, which is wwe code for 'we finished all the storylines we had planned, let's put everyone in the ring at once so we can set up the new feuds'

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nese/kendrick/dar versus...

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i'm guessing swann/ali/gallagher

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oh look, it's rich swann

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oh yeah, wait, tozawa

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how the fuck did i forget him

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probably because in my mind he's main eventing everything

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and jack

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two out of three, i guess

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jack comes out with spare umbrellas so all three of them can pose with them

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truly gentlemanly

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we open with kendrick/tozawa, continuing their educate-off

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kendrick's tights tonight are the flat blue of default-coloured clothes on your minimum-effort CAW

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kendrick tags out to nese, who beats the fuck out of tozawa

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so yeah, this is just another multi-man exhibition thing

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have we had any singles matches so far?

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and i'm not counting enzo/gallows, because that was basically a tag match

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three babyfaces team up to throw tony nese at noam and brian as we cut to break

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tony is still riding for astana, and i remain unconvinced that those colours suit him

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vertical holds akira with one arm while admiring his lovely bicep, before just dumping him on the top rope

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...ow

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holds him in a torture rack for ages, looking inches from just saying fuck it and dropping a burning hammer

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which would be one hell of a way to get fired

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tozawa finally manages to tag out off the distraction of tony nese being a dick, brawlery begins

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captain's hook on gallagher, akira breaks it with a shining wizard

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akira and rich keep the others occupied while jack hits his big dropkick for the pin

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good match, but zero narrative content

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and also, where the fuck is mustafa ali

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but now, let's talk about the tag scene

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and the ongoing saga of jeff hardy's tooth

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complete with incisive commentary

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(i'm sorry)

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and the KKB finally turning heel

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and now we get slowmo highlighted video of the tooth leaving his mouth for some reason

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but now, here come my favourite tag team to explain themselves

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both wearing heavy black jackets and aviator shades now

.

so you know they're evil

.

also lessens the blinding risk of their intro somewhat

.

the crowd aren't sure how to react

.

oh, now the music stops, the boos are in

.

oh my god, people are booing cesaro

.

there's a thing

.

shockingly, i like their coats

.

sheamus does a whole thing about how he's finally free to admit that he's always hated the audience because they've always been shit to him

.

which is fair, really

.

and cesaro's joined him on the dark side because mania was supposed to be their moment until the hardyz showed up

.

he gets a fiery bit ripping on the crowd for embracing a nostalgia act over current talent

.

which is also totally fair

.

i do love these two on the mic

.

they take it to the hardyz for being a novelty act

.

the crowd are finally getting properly behind booing them

.

this is a proper heel turn with some reason and thought behind it

.

i approve

.

apparently they are the bar

.

said like it's their new catchphrase

.

and here come said novelty act

.

matt does one delete arm, gets on the mic with his weird in-between accent

.

and then they do one more together before rushing the ring

.

cesaro and sheamus are just like fuck that and walk off before they can get their hands on them

.

i like this feud a lot

.

you could probably tell

.

and now, charly interviews miz and maryse in a room made of led boards

.

asking about the match tonight

.

miz does a whole speech about method acting, and while the frame's on him, charly turns into dean

.

asks another sarcastic question, miz gives him a dirty look and walks off

.

but now, heath and rhyno are here?

.

video from earlier tonight, with heath giving apollo parenting advice

.

until titus appears to shield his protégé like dude i'm the best dad why wouldn't you come to me i'm hurt

.

so now here they come too

.

the match is heath/apollo

.

i'm not sure where this angle is going, so let's see

.

heath gets put in a headscissors, jumps out of it and lands into a headlock, shouting "THAT'S A COUNTER, BABY!"

.

god, i love that redneck weirdo

.

and he is really technically good

.

for all that i don't really get the story of it, this is a good technical match

.

most of the narrative is in the reactions of their managers

.

titus distracts heath briefly, spinout powerbomb for the pin

.

titus does his post-win selfie with apollo, rhyno photobombs them because of course he does

.

like fuck my wounded tag partner, this'll be hilarious

.

apparently on 205 we have tjp/lince, ali/gulak and dar/swann

.

sounds good

.

but now, we talk about two men murdering each other last night

.

at least, now we advance the story

.

we've been talking about it all night

.

on which note, here comes a kurt

.

not sure it needs him to be out here, but fuck it, it's kurt  angle, everyone loves him

.

and his weird kidney bean head

.

apparently braun/roman was the most physical match kurt's ever seen

.

[citation needed]

.

apparently roman has reinjured his ribs, and braun tore his rotator cuff

.

god, i hope that's a work

.

speech continues, WYATT CUT

.

there's no real reason for bray to be here, it's just fun to fuck with the administration

.

and besides, he needs something to do now that his last victim is on a different show

.

(can i have a sidebar to talk about how much i hope the house of horrors is going to be a recurring thing?)

.

(cos i really do)

.

music cuts, lights stay down except for one on bray and kurt

.

kurt's stood there like what the actual fuck

.

bray introduces himself to kurt, everyone pops

.

apparently he's here tonight as our saviour

.

i want to see his door-to-door missionaries

.

apparently randy will forever be trapped in the house of horrors

.

um

.

did he not watch the second half of the match either?

.

so now that's done, bray has come here as the angel of raw

.

he can fix us all, apparently

.

every part of him can heal us from the poison we can't feel

.

so bray's here to ask if kurt is willing to let him do his work

.

kurt's like i don't fucking know, that was super vague

.

but this is my show

.

which elicits major cackling from bray

.

and he's like sure, but this is my world

.

wyatt cut, end

.

and now dean is back in interview mode

.

turns up in the locker room, sticks a mic in seth's face like how are you feeling about the match tonight

.

seth's like what the fuck is this why are you doing interviews this wasn't scheduled or anything

.

to which dean counters with "Well, there are cameras in here. Be pretty weird if there were cameras in the locker room and there *wasn't* an interview planned."

.

this is probably the best-written episode of raw in like ever

.

dean gets sidetracked pitching his new interview show on the network

.

wants it to be the today show or the daily show

.

seth's like um dude those are real shows

.

dean asks seth how he feels about the prospect of winning this and facing dean ambrose, seth gives him a weird look and does the rest of the interview in the third person too#

.

this is fucking gold

.

they do a semi-friendly faceoff, dean's like welp dean got surprised once, won't happen again

.

[tensionnnnnnn]

.

signs off (to gorilla), and it's cruiserweight time vol. 2

.

(for the record, the first time he signed off to bobby and gene)

.

so yes, it's Dab v Banana: Whoever Wins, We Look Dumb

.

tj finally gets an attack phase in, thanks entirely ti crotching austin on the turnbuckle

.

works the knee, wraps it up in the ropes

.

so yeah, narrative is happening

.

stands on austin's knee and dabs, because twat

.

i am enjoying angry tjp with something to prove, as opposed to entitled worthy millennial tjp

.

austin's fighting in underdog mode, so he's so going to win

.

ooh, tj bullfights austin into the post, then gets him in a half-crab while sitting on the top turnbuckle

.

that ticks my shit-i've-never-seen-before box

.

austin gets the upper hand, hits the sloppiest fucking suicide dive ever

.

sort it out, austin

.

although i guess that could just be him selling damage

.

but hey

.

and now he gets the whole pendulum elbow and second rope elbow drop combos

.

tj goes for a detonation kick, austin counters with a shin breaker and suplex, goes for the discus fivearm, tj kicks him in the hurt knee, goes for detonation again, austin counters directly into the last chancery for the tap

.

good match, lovely finish

.

as the ref's raising austin's hand, tj chop blocks him and puts him in a kneebar, because, once again, twat

.

ref finally pulls him off, so he saunters off, smirking like douchebag pinoy fred savage

.

cut to backstage, finn gets ambushed by interview dean

.

finn is hardcore, does his whole fuck nerves i'm awesome thing, so dean finishes up by giving him a twinkie

.

"For the love of God, man, eat a carb!"

.

outstanding moment, not damaged at all by the fact that i had it spoiled

.

finn takes one bite and stalks off, dean starts eating the rest, when *atmospheric strum* elias shitting samson looms out of the shadows

.

dean's just like okay cool i have music now, asks him for pearl jam

.

elias gives him a look, walks off, still playing

.

huh

.

and...cut to goldust?

.

pitching a film to kurt

.

The Golden Quest

.

truth translates, they want a title match

.

kurt's like jesus guys stop asking me you never win anything you can't have a title match why the fuck would that happen

.

goldust prevails upon him some more, kurt finally caves and puts them in a turmoil match for contendership next week

.

they leave, kurt's just like thank fuck they're gone

.

and now the announce team do a thing about jericho, despite him not being on this show any more

.

cue facebook video of kurt bidding him farewell

.

well, that advanced approximately nothing

.

but was short

.

so hey, swings and roundabouts

.

but now it's main event time

.

*does the arms*

.

oh my god i just flashed forward to how sweet it'll be the first time he does the demon entrance again

.

it's gonna be so good

.

whatever you think about miz, you've got to admit that entrance is just the most polished thing

.

and maryse is spectacularly attired, as ever

.

one day i'll get through a show without being desperately jealous of maryse's wardrobe, but it is not this day

.

in contrast to those two, seth's entrance is just shouting at the crowd and amping them up

.

aka cenaing all over the place

.

this is the classic triple threat dynamic of heel/face/i'm a fucking demon screw your dichotomies

.

naturally, miz opens by rolling out like it's cool you guys have your match

.

and he'll lurk at the edge until he sees an opportunity

.

every time there's a pin attempt, he lunges into the ring and they just look at him until he's just like ooooookaaaaaaaay and slides back out

.

they're finally giving up on that plan and going after miz

.

seth chases miz, miz runs into the ring, sees finn is still there and is just like ...ah

.

tries to talk his way out of it, they both kick him in the face

.

proper three-way begins

.

but most of it is still seth/finn, to be honest

.

and you know what?

.

i don't give a shit

.

the whole match could be seth/finn and i'd still watch the crap out of it

.

it'd be amazing

.

seth goes for a tope, maryse gets deployed as a shield

.

finn goes for him, she does it again

.

but that opens him up for seth

.

i've just noticed how much black and silver gear we have in the ring

.

seth goes to the top rope, miz pushes him off, he falls to ringside, lands feet-first and his his head on the barricade

.

jesus, dude,

.

please don't die

.

miz goes for his bryan spot, gets kicked in the face

.

seth appears back in the ring to crossbody finn, lands on his neck, we don't even get a good shot of it because miz headbutts the camera

.

jesus christ, seth

.

cool it down like 20%

.

it'll still be great, and you won't die

.

by now, everybody in this match is just beat to shit

.

and it's been great

.

finn tries to get back in the ring, miz hits him with seth

.

lines them both up for the yes kicks

.

finn throws him at seth, who catches him into a ddt hold, then drops it down as finn kicks him in the face

.

this is fucking balletic

.

finn kicks miz out of the ring, clotheslines seth out, then runs along the apron to punt miz in the head, runs all the way around to do a massive dropkick launching seth into the barricade, then carries him into the ring for a 1916

.

miz breaks the pin

.

i really thought that was gonna be the finish

.

what a fucking sequence

.

god, i've missed finn

.

sling blades seth, lines up for a corner dropkick, miz crotches him into the ring post

.

mis goes for a finale, seth counters, miz kicks him in the knee and ddts him

.

and now, figure four

.

finn breaks it by kicking miz in the head again, near-fall

.

i have no fucking clue where this match is going to go, but it's fantastic

.

everyone kicks everyone in the head, seth nearly pins finn

.

seriously, maybe cool it with the headkicking

.

i hear it's not good for you

.

miz tries a comeback, seth ddts him into the post, then hits them both with a double blockbuster, and frog splash for the near-fall

.

hoooooly shit

.

the crowd are going absolutely mental, and who can blame them

.

miz goes to the top rope, seth throws finn at the cameraman and counters into a superplex and a falcon arrow

.

that's the speed you superplex at

.

and STILL no pin

.

suicide dives both of them, when samoa fucking joe spinebusters him at ringside and walks off shouting

.

so guess we're doing that

.

sling blade to miz, corner dropkick, lines up for the coup de grace, FUCKING WYATT CUT and bray pushes him off the top and hits sister abigail, than vanishes in another cut

.

what the actual fuck is going on

.

and miz crawls over to pin finn and carry on the dean/miz feud

.

so coming out of that, we have dean/miz (fun), joe/seth (great), and bray/finn (HYPE HYPE HYPE)

.

that was a great match, capping off a really good episode and setting up a load of good feauds

.

i am a happy shitposter

.

and we fade on miz and maryse embracing on the ramp, finn seething in the ring, and ofiicials checking on seth slumped against the barricade like what's going on did i win

.

wow

.

*exhales*

.

with a perhaps-vain hope that that momentum will continue, i'm gonna go get a drink (i think we all need one), and then we're going to SMACK MONDAY AFTERNOON DOWN!

.

(wait no, it's monday afternoon smackdown)

.

(daniel, can you *please* stop delivering my memos in jigsaw form)

.

and in my case, that drink is a carton of strawberry-flavoured soya milk, because i'm hardcore

.

but yes

.

downsmackery

.

we open with video from earlier, with jinder doing a triumphal photoshoot with the belt

.

until shane turns up like ahem don't think that's yours

.

jinder scowls, cut to titles

.

apparently jinder's fighting sami later

.

burlesque!lana is in the titles, despite never having actually turned up

.

and the show proper opens with the commissioner soft-shoeing his way in, as usual

.

shane does a cheap pop, so at least now i know where we are

.

(fresno, for the record)

.

shane does a big intro for smackdown's latest bescarfed title-holder

.

oh my god he should replace the belt with a championship scarf

.

make it happen, wwe

.

scrotumhat on announce somehow draws a straight line from jericho beating the rock and stone cold to being here tonight

.

jericho gives us a smack it down, maaaaaaaaaan, even i groan

.

shane cuts to the chase, announces that kevin's getting his rematch tonight

.

so naturally, here comes aj styles?

.

this is about par for the course for smackdown disjointedness, to be fair

.

the crowd try to do duelling chants for aj and chris, can't pull it off

.

sort your shit out, fresno

.

aj reminds us that y2aj was a thing long enough to make shirts

.

and aj's looking forward to taking the belt of chris or kevin at backlash, whichever

.

chris has taken over the face of america thing, and they love him for it for some reason

.

aj makes the list for not believeing in chris's chances

.

or he nearly does

.

jericho cocks the pen, cue kevin

.

who's still got the face of america entrance and gear, because why not

.

promises to give chris even worse shit than at mania or the festival of friendship #neverforget

.

and goes to aj like the fuck are you even doing here get out of my ring

.

aj shrugs, leaves the ring, runs up the ramp to beat the piss out of him

.

officials run in, end segment

.

later we have naomi/charlotte v natalya/carmella, but next, jinder/sami with the singhs lurking nearby but not going to do anything no sir

.

announce team let us know that, per the shane, aj is banned from ringside for the match tonight

.

but nLET'S GO

.

recap from talking smack, when baron beat him into a brief coma for daring to have an interview spot when he didn't

.

and enter the jinder, accompanied by the singhs and their tacky shirts

.

slideshow of the house of horrors fallout

.

in which tom phillips confirms that he does not know what 'abscond' means

.

bell rings, begin the wristlock party

.

jinder's got new gear, and now he has a scrotum flower as well as an asshole mandala

.

jinder has realised the secret technique where you can just not let go after a rainmaker, so he just does a bunch of them to sami in a row

.

sami's getting beaten to death, but you should know that

.

it's the opening three-quarters of a sami zayn match

.

has anyone ever tried just pushing sami over and pinning him without hitting him at all?

.

he may actually be a 90s JRPG boss

.

sami finally flywheels up, hits a crossbody

.

lines up another move, sunil gets up and distracts him, near-fall

.

really weird tornado ddt there

.

not even sure who was going for it

.

sami goes for a helluva kick, sunil pulls jinder out of the way (not a dq for some reason), sami lines up for a tope, samir grabs his legs for a distraction, jinder hits a full nelson slam for the pin

.

so yeah, sami has the attention span of a lab rat on experimental stimulants

.

but now, becky runs into the welcoming committee backstage

.

nattie tries to sell her on charlotte being evil and taking becky's title shots

.

becky's like hmm let me think about it

.

huh

.

not how i'd expect her to react

.

and they all just walk off

.

and fade

.

to the advert for shinsuke, and by extension backlash

.

or not, it was just shinsuke

.

pan out to dolph watching that video and bitching to some randomers about shinsuke and the managment

.

naturally, shane is right behind him throughout

.

dolph doesn't give a shit

.

promises to show us all what will happen to shinsuke by killing sin cara later

.

but now, aiden english gets a song about how great he is

.

i miss gotch

.

sad face

.

tye's entrance hits during the song

.

aiden is unimpressed

.

bell rings, aiden blindsides tye while he's still taking his shirt off

.

which is really either tye's own fault or the timekeeper's

.

*shrug*

.

it still doesn't help much, because when did aiden english win anything

.

and tye does a facebuster variation of the tye breaker for the pin

.

within like two minutes

.

sigh

.

aiden proceeds to have a freakout in the ring

.

all together now

.

YOOOOOOOOU

.

DID  THIIIIIIIS

.

TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

.

and just cut away, sure, whatever

.

but now renee interviews chris backstage

.

aiden walks past crying, chris stops the interview to tell him to stop crying on smackdown because life is good and also if you don't you make the list

.

chris leaves so much of a pause that i'm beginning to think he's forgotten what happens

.

puts aiden on the list, he bursts out crying again, puts renee on the list just cos, walks off

.

because...babyface?

.

sure

.

moving on

.

let's spin a recap of the women's match last week

.

and now dasha has charlotte in the tv-and-curtains-limbo backstage

.

charlotte's like sure i'm tagging with naomi tonight but i'm still gonna fuck her up for the belt

.

carmella appears, followed by the rest of the welcoming committee

.

they beat on her and throw her into some crates, tamina shouts at her, james stands at the back like yeeeeeeeeeah, cut away

.

and now we have that match

.

naomi's entrance continues to be fucking awesome

.

now accessorising with a hooded coat with a fluorescent lining

.

huh, apparently we're sponsored by rocket league tonight

.

finally, one i can get behind

.

we go directly from that intro into natalya's

.

the whole committee comes out, because apparently this is all of their music

.

apparently charlotte's music hit during the break but she never turned up

.

so yeah, handicap match

.

bell rang and everything

.

carmella tries talking shit, so naomi kicks her legs in half

.

lands her kick rush combo, nattie tags in

.

does a really weird springboard drop on naomi

.

kind of backfires, because it ended with naomi sitting down, which is her power stance

.

so nattie follows up by smacking her face into the stairs

.

carmella tags in, has naomi in a headlock while shouting "YOU WANNA KICK ME?"

.

which seems tactically questionable

.

because as it turns out, she does indeed want to kick her

.

naomi and natalya take each other down, charlotte's music hits

.

hobbles up the ramp, gets ready to tag in

.

naomi gets the tag, charlotte opens by sprinting across the ring and punching carmella off the apron

.

goes for the figure four, broken by a briefly-returning carmella

.

takes it to nattie again, carmella runs in, gets kicked in the head, but provides the distraction for nattie to discus elbow charlotte

.

cut for ads, and carmella's got the upper hand on charlotte again

.

goes for the bronco buster, charlotte dodges so she crotches herself and then tags naomi in

.

naomi aggressively sits down at, and then on, carmella

.

nattie distracts the ref and ellsworth distracts naomi, carmella gets a rollup and a handful of tights for the pin

.

the rest of the committee immediately come in to beat on the good guys

.

and here comes a becky

.

runs into the ring, then stands there, caught in indecision

.

ooh, heel becky would be interesting

.

and she says she's in

.

and goes for a handshake

.

shakes hands with the girls, asks james for a hug, then throws him at the other three to join the light side of this brawl

.

which goes well until tamina punches her in the head

.

more beating ensues, the four of them stand over their fallen foes

.

so that run-in went well

.

dramatic video about how great the new day are

.

(spoiler: thery're p great)

.

including them riding a cg unicorn

.

but now, here's sin cara in a teal morphsuit

.

doesn't even get an entrance, because it's sin fucking cara

.

and here comes douche ziggler

.

to punish sin cara's abhorrent fashion choices

.

on the other hand, sin cara hits a lovely springboard crossbody like fuck you gran metalik

.

does the lucha arms, the crowd aren't particularly into it

.

so he's like fuck you fresno, throws dolph out of the ring and then suicide dives him

.

dolph manages to turn things around, because sin cara

.

crowd still aren't really into it

.

mostly chanting for shinsuke

.

and...sin cara does a single-leg deadlift powerbomb?

.

huh

.

strange eons

.

goes for a springboard moonsault, dolph gets the knees up, then a really lazy superkick for the pin

.

well, that match happened

.

but now, main event time

.

after more burlesque

.

still "coming soon"

.

and also before that, a bit for fresno state university and noam telling us to watch 205

.

and a law and order parody for the fashion police

.

in which tyler doesn't get typewriters

.

fandango enters with a dossier on all the crimes of the usos

.

tyler pins a backlash to the evidence board

.

they get called away for more fashion crimes

.

and scene

.

that was...deeply strange

.

and also way funnier than you'd think

.

but actually actually now, it's main event time

.

here comes chris and his fairy light scarf

.

talking smack will feature the welcoming committee, aj. chris, and kevin

.

so that'll go well

.

enter kevin, and the face on the floor still does him no favours

.

anamorphism ho!

.

oh for fuck's sake

.

before we can actually have this match, here's a slideshow of their payback match, sponsored by a brand of chicken that we don't know enzo's sexual opinions on

.

and some long-ass intros

.

(we love you gregg)

.

START THE FUCKING MATCH ALREADY

.

chris hogans at the crowd a bit, because we've agreed to let him get away with that

.

chris stamps on the legendary finger a bit, then smacks it on the steps

.

dude, you know he has nine others that all perform the same function, right?

.

i'd be narrating more of the action, but let's be honest, it's the same match as mania and payback

.

but hey, it's a good match

.

chris goes for a top rop axe handle, kevin counters by gut-punching him out of the air

.

(punching him in the gut, that is)

.

(he did not take him out of the air with his gut)

.

(he is not king kong bundy)

.

goes for a lionsault, doesn't connect because duh

.

but now gets him in the walls again

.

goes for the rope, let down by the injured finger, then goes like oh wait i have two and grabs it with his other hand

.

jericho counters a popup powerbomb into a spike piledriver, because it's apparently head trauma week

.

and straight into the walls again

.

much roaring later, kevin makes it to the rope

.

slides out, jericho tries to follow him, only to eat a superkick and then a ddt on the ramp

.

gets back into the ring, superkicks him again, still can't get a pin

.

kevin picks chris up by the ears, takes a moment to shout at him, nearly goes down to a rollup

.

and then popup powerbomb for the win

.

well, that title flip accomplished its purpose

.

namely, of making sure jericho is in as many ppvs as possible

.

he'll be back at raw in time for the next one

.

kevin leaves the ring with the belt as terrible medics run past him to check on chris

.

kevin is seemingly annoyed that they're not coroners, so runs back in to beat on him some more

.

and yell YOU WERE NEVER MY BEST FRIEND in his face

.

awwww

.

clearly lots of complex emotions bubbling under there

.

he walks off up the ramp with his belt, we get a really long shot of officials and medics carrying chris out

.

only for kevin to run back down, hit him again, stamp on the back of his neck, then put his head through a chair and slam it into the post

.

dude

.

that's a legit murder

.

and fade on chris going bleeeeeeeeeurgharrgahgblblb

.

as he does so well

.

and next, i'mma watch talking smack

.

but you're not

.

nerrrrrrrrrr

.

*backs out of the room, pointing at you with her tongue out*