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Listen, sometimes it's Imrath's turn to lose his temper and bitch about it to his boyfriend.

Also, Izek might be an insomniac, but Imrath fights sleep because he's more comfortable at night, and they're both workaholics. Surely, they have a lot of late night conversations.

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I can't manage to parse out the scene itself but I can draaaaaw it

also I realized that once he loses his arm Izek needs a new glove and a new pauldron and his old armor is gonna have one mismatch arm

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Do You this he’s tired? Bc I am lol

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jeans on. titties out. eating a mcmuffin, listening to fleetwood mac…all, at the fine time, of 6:30 am

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spin this list of all of the pokemon. you are now that pokemon.

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big plans tonight

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The puppies are oxidising!

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Copper spaniels

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hey guys one day january will be over it's not today but it will be one day

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im right and we all know it

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"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"

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I know that officially Doctor Mario is just Mario dressed as a doctor, but I choose to believe that he’s Mario from an alternate timeline because it’s the option that lends itself to shenanigans.

Doctor Mario: Welp gotta head home. It’s our anniversary tomorrow and we’ve got an early flight to Delfino we have to catch

Mario:

Doctor Mario: Y’know most people follow that up with a little, ‘hey, happy anniversary’ or-

Mario: You’re married??

Doctor Mario:

Doctor Mario: You’re not????

Mario: No!! Who are you married to?????

Doctor Mario: To Tony!!!

Mario:

Doctor Mario:

Mario: WHO’S TONY??????

Doctor Mario: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘WHO’S TONY’???????????

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there's a lot to bitch about re: supernatural but at least it was made in 2005 starring teen soap actors on the cw with one million episodes per season. that's real television. if they made that shit now it would be like six episodes on apple tv and glen powell would be in it. so count your fucking blessings.