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she franken on my stein til i 'hateful day when I received life!' I exclaimed in agony. 'Accursed creator! Why did you form a monster so hideous that even you turned from me in disgust? God, in pity, made man beautiful and alluring, after his own image; but my form is a filthy type of yours, more horrid even from the very resemlance. Satan had his companions, fellow-devils, to admire and encourage him; but I am solitary and abhorred.'

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Ever since I got a job as a security guard I can’t take heist movies seriously anymore.

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Another outfit design sketch commission for the awesome @thekraziesreside!

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kind of obsessed with the characterization of jayce and viktor as fundamentally good people who will also go absolutely batshit insane if you separate them because theyre also ridiculously codependent to a degree that is concerning for everybody else's wellbeing. they were literally away from each other for a couple of months and almost ended the entire world

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The Merry Men; Dallas, Guillermo, Solomon, and Zeke

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I've had the sketch for MONTHS now, but I finally got around to coloring the couples JUST in time for Miss Donna to get a serious shipping partner. Of course. @sp00pypunkins & @horrorpostergirl

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My sweet, beloved @sp00pypunkins' Hyde and Al. Truly, he should behave better so they can be in love once in a while.

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seasons greasons to everyone

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Dr. Eggman is literally richer than elon musk

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"Are you okay" NO. THERE ARE LITTLE FICTIONAL BITCHES IN MY HEAD. AND THEY'RE KISSING.

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they call me the problem ignorer for reasons that i know but dont feel like addressing right now

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sometimes when I watch my stepdad interact with my mother I figure 'ah so thats why I write my characters like that'

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many great homophones out there. none better than wanton/wonton

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its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr

all of us

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My PCs Likelihood to Peel an Orange for You:

Imrath: Yes, he will. Of course. Let him wash his hands first. If you want all the skin and pith peeled off perfectly, he'll take his time to do it right. It might take a while though...

Lace: She'll cut it open and peel the outside with her thumb, then hand it back still together. She'll wipe her hands on your pants if you don't have a handkerchief, or dig her own out.

Balfas: The absolute most he'll do is use a claw to get it started. If he REALLY likes you, he'll teach you how to do it, but then never again. He doesn't even peel it for his kids. Might rub some sand over his hands to dry them, but doesn't mind the zesty smell.

Jericho: Yeah, but he'll complain the whole time. That's the price. After he's done pulling all the segments apart, he'll steal one and then wipe his hands on a handkerchief he keeps tucked in a pocket. It's lacey.

Celeste: Absolutely she will, but she's a little lazy about it. You might get a decent amount of pith, but she's happy to float nearby and hand feed you. She does that kinda stuff for Pyth and Bruno already.

Jacki: Will not. Do it yerself.

Kristeria: Absolutely will, but you have to share if she's doing the work.

Vhyra: She's stealing it. Maybe eating it whole. If you can convince her to do it for you, she'll eat half before you catch on. Unless she really likes you, then she's trying to hand feed you and get you to lean forward enough for a kiss (or bite).

Sera: She's happy to! You might have to pay her in a kiss on the cheek or the promise of buying her a drink or something fun, but also, be aware she's entirely likely to walk off with it and forget why she's holding a half peeled orange.