randomhatthief
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randomhatthief · 1 hour ago
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Oh I do love these two~ a wip while I figure out what the hell they're supposed to be wearing lol
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randomhatthief · 15 hours ago
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Jeremy Clarkson coming dangerously close to setting himself on fire.
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randomhatthief · 16 hours ago
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today in church one of the priests referred to trans people as "those who are growing into the gender they were called to be" and i'm kind of enjoying the idea of like....divinely ordained top surgery
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randomhatthief · 1 day ago
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im sleepy and queasy but someone remind me to loop James Dean and draw Thomas tomorrow, and then reach out to Seliph and actually be social sometime this weekend.
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randomhatthief · 2 days ago
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randomhatthief · 2 days ago
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randomhatthief · 2 days ago
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I couldn't have said it better myself.
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randomhatthief · 2 days ago
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i'm full of love but i also have the hater's curse and once a day i gotta say some bitchy shit or i'll explode
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randomhatthief · 2 days ago
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just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before
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randomhatthief · 2 days ago
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I don’t really Go Here but u can always rely on this man to read a right wing politician’s outfit for filth
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randomhatthief · 2 days ago
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Were both your parents 35+ when you were born?
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randomhatthief · 3 days ago
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Some of this would be easier I think if I could maladaptively daydream, but instead I feel the constant pressure of my responsibilities weighing on me like my own little sword of damacles hanging above my NECK
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randomhatthief · 3 days ago
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yknow very rarely do i wish that people would tag stuff. i have wanted to block so many tags lately, but none of the posts on my dash are actually tagged in ANY way and i can't help but wonder if that's on purpose in some way,,,
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randomhatthief · 3 days ago
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Full of Desires
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randomhatthief · 3 days ago
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if you hired a galapagos finch as a linecook it would perfectly evolve a beak to optimally smoke cigarettes behind the dumpsters
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randomhatthief · 4 days ago
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randomhatthief · 4 days ago
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here's what we know so far
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