#yey 😒

[m4lexxx67]

I should be reading my book on organic chemistry because I have the exam in like a month and I haven't learned shit yet bc my professor fucking sucks. But why does the book have to be so... idk, it's not even really boring cause I do find it kinda interesting how different groups in molecules affect the reaction but like... the reality and act of having to actively try and learn all this, just SUCKS. I don't want to memorize all these stupid mechanisms and then when you adjust the temperature something totally different happens and I need to know that. Not even that, I need to be able to tell what reaction happens based on the reactants and like... I wouldn't mind knowing that, but I also wouldn't mind if I didn't but I'll fail my exam if I don't. I just really don't want to put in the work because I don't like it enough because it's fucking organic chemistry and of course I have to do FOUR FUCKING SEMESTERS of this shit and I'm already hating the first WHYYYYYY 😭😭

[catindabag]

TBOSAS on Crack short take (44)

Festus: Hi, Coryo, my cabbage loving bestie, how’s life?

Coryo: Not good, not great, not terrible. How’s detention?

Festus: Great!

Coryo: You skipped it again, didn’t you.😒

Festus: As always.😌

Coryo: Well, good for you-

Festus: Me and Pup are planning to dumpster dive today. Wanna join?

Coryo: Sure. I’ll go. Free food is free food.

Festus: Exactly!

Coryo: But which dumpster are we raiding now?

Pup: Highbottom’s.😌

Coryo: Sign me up! Let’s go-

Apollo: Hey, guys, can we join too?

Diana: Pretty please?🥺

Festus: The more the merrier!

Coryo: But Seriously, guys, we should go now before Highbottom finds out and punish us again-

Sejanus: Hey, Coryo, my ✨LOVE✨, can I dumpster dive with you too?

Coryo: Why would you want to dumpster dive for food? You’re rich-

Sejanus: But I’ll protect you-

Coryo: From what? From rats??

Sejanus: Yes! So please take me with you!🥺🙏

Coryo: Okay, Babe. You can be our lookout.

Sejanus: Yey! Thanks, Coryo, my love, you’re the best!😘

Coryo: Sure. Whatever you say, Babe.

Pup: By the way, whose car are we taking?

Festus: Sorry. We can’t take mine. My mama said no.

Sejanus: My scheming old man will strangle me if he ever finds out.

Apollo: I only have a tiny scooter.

Diana: Me too.😞

Coryo: Well, don’t look at me. You all know that I don’t have a car-

Sejanus: I can give you one, my love!

Coryo: Not now, Babe.

Diana: Oh, I have an idea! We should just borrow Highbottom’s car instead!

Festus: Or Livia’s hot pink limousine.

Coryo: The one that sparkles under the sun?

Diana: How about we take both?

Apollo: That’s brilliant!

Sejanus: But we don’t have their car keys-

Androcles: Luckily, I already have them with me.😎

Apollo: Andie?!

Coryo: When did you get here?!

Festus: Shouldn’t you be in detention with me?!

Androcles: Detention? Never heard of her. But anyway, I got Livia’s sparkly car keys-

Diana: You stole them.

Androcles: Of course~.😏

Pup: But how did you get Highbottom’s?

Androcles: Felix gave them to me for safe keeping after that last fiasco-

Coryo: You mean that infamous ✨WinterFest✨ incident where drunk Highbottom tried to ram his car into Heavensbee Hall when Strabo Plinth asked me to dance with him?

Sejanus: To be fair, my drunk old man thought you were the infamously gorgeous Crassus Snow.

Coryo: Don’t remind me.😞

Androcles: Yup! That’s the one.

Apollo: Well, Andie, can you drive?

Androcles: No. But I have this fake driver’s license that I’ve stolen from Dennis last week. So-

Pup: That’s a yes for me!

Festus: I’ll drive!😎

Apollo: But I wanna drive.🥺

Diana: I call shotgun!

Coryo: Could be worse. Let’s go, Babe.

Sejanus: Best day ever!😍

*Hours later, inside Casca’s office*

Prof.Sickle: Sir, I think you need to turn on the news.

Casca: Why? It’s too early for me to watch Weather Boy embarrass himself in front of Panem-

Prof.Sickle: Just turn on the TV.

Casca: Ugh! Fine! There-

Lucky: Breaking News! Seven students from a certain Capitol Academy were caught recklessly driving the exclusive hot pink limousine of Monster Cardew- I mean, Mrs. Cardew!

Casca: I’m pretty sure those idiots don’t go to my school-

Lucky: Mr. Snow, are you aware that reckless driving is a serious crime?

Coryo: They just kidnapped me and my boyfriend, officer!

Sejanus: We’re innocent!

Pup: I don’t know these people!

Apollo: I’m too pretty for prison!

Diana: Livia gave us permission!

Androcles: You can’t arrest me! I’m a minor!

Festus: Dean Highbottom made us do it!

Lucky: Ok. Well, you heard it from them, folks! Dean Highbottom made them do it! Back to you, Malmsey!

Casca: FML.😩🔪

[khaleesiofalicante]

So, I actually got Sarah to join my obsession with Lbaf!!! Yey!!!! She hasn't read it or anything (she's the slowest reader I've ever met, so that wasn't gonna fly lol), but I couldn't keep all this drama and pain to myself any longer, so I told her the WHOLE story, it took me like two weeks to finish telling her everything, but now she loves it too!!!

And she's constantly asking for updates like "has the new chapter come out??" Or "well, read it faster I want to know too!!"

Also, I told her about you and she said you sounded very cool and smart for creating this "wonderful mess". AND, she cried when I told her about Arthur's death!!!! You don't understand how big of an achievement that is, because she doesn't cry with any piece of media!! You made someone who didn't even read your books cry for your story. You should put that in your curriculum 😌

But also we have an ongoing argument about Other Max, Max, Arthur, Lance and David. She dislikes David for now because she says he's being selfish and a piece of --- (she never swears, NEVER, but she got really close lol. Which is kinda funny because I swear a lot😂 when you speak spanish you can't let the wonderful swear words go to waste!!)

I was telling her my theories that Arthur could come back to life and maybe they could change the fact that his death was a canon event. She just told me I was in denial and I should wake up😒. She also likes Other Max and thinks both Max are being dumb by not getting along😂

And her favorite character is Magnus (obviously!), but she says she also likes Rafael a lot and that his position is unfair.

Anyway, she's now really excited for the next chapter too, and I will continue to defend David from her 😌

PS: See attached evidence to prove how I've tried to explain it as best as possible but it's still a mess!!

PPS: Istg that's not my real handwriting!!! Yeah, my handwriting is shitty still, but now THAT shitty 😭

First of all, Sarah, I love you, but keep David's name out of your mouth.

I love the idea of loving something so much that you want to share it with the people you love too. It's like, 'hey, person i love, here is something else i love'.

YOUR NOTES ARE SENDING ME BECAUSE THEY ARE AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF MY BRAIN WHEN I WRITE/BRAINSTORM ISTG.

Thanks so much, Noah. This ask really made my whole day. My mental health is in a weird place these days so I really appreciate this 💙

[redcrownlamby]

Yey i got my account back! Yesterday on my birthday i was blocked. On 00:04 to be precise. That was a f*cking great start for a special day 😒. Thanks to god they unblock me so fast, and now i can continue draw)))

[bloomette]

It's the long weekend yeeeey 🥹

I got a strong runny nose thanks to my kids at work....yey 😒

I dont really have plans except see my mother for mother's day, go to the cinema, grocery shopping, laundry, my new BL, and coloring

Look at my new one :

This one was harder than I thought 🥲

[lyra-demon]

Trabalho de artes...

Sobre oque?

Isso mesmo!

Egito, de novo!!!

Yei!!!

😒

Pelo menos consegui fazer algo bonitinho...

[willkillforvillanelle]

Still waiting for english subs 😒 But yey for season 3!

Leave a comment with your age MADRE SOLO HAY DOS fans.

[sweetestpopcorn]

I'm mostly a targaryen Stan and my favorite is Ofc our queen Daenerys 👑

But does she know that no woman is allowed on the iron throne, all thanks to Jaehaerys and Hightowers(with or without a dragon). Didn't alicent crown a no name bastard king over Rhaenyra 😒. Now there's Young Griff Aegon and Jon(err also Aegon). Atleast one of them is legitimate and both are in Westeros. How do you think Dany will feel when she gets to know that technically she has no claim to IT. And no I'm not referring to GoT portraying her as a power hungry, bloodthirsty megalomaniac. I mean as in politically, how will she feel. Personally I think she'll be happy to know she has more family but maybe also a lil sus about Aegon.

What does she mean when she says when I look back I'm lost.

Hi there, Anon! 🤗

First of, good taste! Because you can be a Targaryen Stan and stan our one true Queen Daenerys or you can be wrong.

Actually, Anon, women are allowed on the Iron Throne. The fact is that after the Great Council of 101 AC and following the events of the Dance, it was decided that they would only do so as a last resource. So Targaryen women can be queens and rule, but only when there is no one else on the male line.

So, for instance, Viserys won over Rhaenys because he was male and she was female. He then won over Laenor because while both were men, Laenor came from the female line - Rhaenys - and Viserys came from the male line - Baelon - even if his father was a second son, since it had been decided that sex > primogeniture.

Then after the death of fatty (kudos to @daddydaemon3 for coming up with this name) aka Aegon II "POS" Targaryen, again we had two candidates for the throne: Aegon III "baby cheeks" Targaryen and Jaehaera Targaryen.

Note that Jaehaera was the daughter of the king - she came from the male line - and Aegon III was Rhaenyra's son - female line - BUT this is such an important but

But there was something about Aegon that was a game changer. You see Aegon actually came from the male line as well, because his daddy was Daemon Targaryen, brother to Viserys, son of Baelon. And so Aegon was not only male, but he also came from the male line, making him to win over Jaehaera on both accounts. That was why he became king instead of her.

If Aegon had had a different father, like let's say his father was Laenor, and he was Aegon Velaryon that would be different. In that case he would come after Jaehaera, because he comes from the female line and his last name wouldn't be Targaryen, but Velaryon.

So, what made him win against Jaehaera wasn't his sex alone, but the fact that Daemon was his father. In other circumstances, Jaehaera would have been queen.

Hum... that I can recall Alicent never tried to crown any bastards... she did try to turn Jaehaera against Aegon and convince her to kill him, and she lived out her days imprisoned and going cray cray.

Actually currently on the books we actually don't know if either Aegon or Jon are legitimate.

Aegon, who claims to be a Targaryen, is likely a Blackfyre aka the "Mummer's Dragon" and in that case, no, he would not have precedence over Daenerys. She would still be the last of her line, and in that case, the throne is hers, even if she is a woman. Now, could there be old Blackfyre supporters preferring a Blackfyre man over a Targaryen woman and claming their old bullshit? I mean maybe... but still according to the precedents created by the Great Council of 101 AC, post-Dance, etc, Dany would still be the legitimate heir to the Seven Kingdoms.

As for Jon, well we do know the R+L=J theory is correct as - if I am not mistaken - George has confirmed it (even as being the reason why he gave *&* the show... yey... let me just k:ll myself real quick), but we do not know what the circumstances of his birth were aka if he was legitimate or not, and about this, I have a LOT of conflicting feelings.

For once I cannot for the life of me think that Rhaegar had his marriage annulled given that he would have no ground to annul it. It had been consummated, and he had two children born from the union, one of them male so he had an heir. I also do not think from the type of person he's presented to us as, that he would do this. So, there is a possibility that Jon is still a bastard. At the same time, given the type of person Lyanna is presented to us as, I also have a (very) hard time believing she would shack up with Rhaegar and have an illegitimate child, especially after the feelings she expressed about Robert and his own infidelities and bastard children.

I have seen the suggestion, and I do think this is what makes most sense, that Rhaegar could have taken Lyanna as a second wife. But - here comes that but - we know how Westeros feels about polygamous marriages... they don't with them, they just don't. In fact, they were more willing to accept brother/sister loving aka #wincest than polygamy. Thus, even if Rhaegar married Lyanna and Jon was born from that union he wouldn't easily be accepted as legitimate in my opinion. Sure there could be those that would say, "K, he's the Prince of Dragonstone's son and his father married his mother. So even if Rhaegar was committing bigamy, Jon is still the heir."

Either way, both Aegon - if he is a Blackfyre - and Jon would very very very likely have their legitimacy questioned. Because of this, Dany, even as a woman, would still be the legitimate heir ahead of them and so, yes she could rule and be Queen even in her own right.

Now, given the three options for heirs would there be sh:t? Oh, absolutely! I bet good money we have a second Dance in the making.

There is also an easy way to avoid much conflict here without war, and an option not viable to avoid the first Dance since Rhaenyra would rather be eaten by a dragon than marry Aegon II: marriage.

There is no easiest way than to tie both claims and make them one, either by Dany marrying Jon, or fAegon, or both who knows 🤷‍♀️ she does hint a lot that the dragon has three heads.

How she will feel about them? I think she will mostly be happy that she's not alone in the world, that she's not the last Targaryen. And the romantic in me wants to believe she will realize that Jon was the lover of her dreams "younger and more comely" - there is a giftset about that book passage I absolutely LOVE and if someone can find it drop it here please!

Other than that, I don't really feel like I am the best person to speculate and I would advise you to go to @rainhadaenerys or @aegontheconquerorwithteats - I hope you don't mind me tagging you - because they are my go-to Dany experts and they have written so many wonderful metas about Dany and what her future might be I feel anything I say will fall so short. When I don't know something, I like to refer people to those that do. Seriously check their blogs if you haven't, there's no best place for Dany stans.

About the "If I look back I'm lost" I would say it's very self explanatory. When you read Dany's journey and all she had to go trough you, you realize that if she ever stops to think about all the trauma, heartache, abuse, and loss she experienced, that if she dwells on it for too long she might not have the strength to continue. The weight of it all might just consume her - and no I don't mean that she will go mad over it, get over yourselves no f_cking character checks herself half as much as Dany so give me a break! I also think it has a lot to do with trying to live life one day at a time, and to not question every decision you made after you made it, especially hard decisions, because if you do, you might find yourself too overwhelmed. And anyone certainly experiences this in life, that if you second guess every little thing, you just can't do anything anymore, you become trapped in the past. 

In any case, the two blogs I told you will explain this much better than I ever could. But I see her words just as a token of resilience and of what it takes to be able to carry on in the worst circumstances. And damn me but her resilience is just:

Which is why we love her! Amongst so much... so so much...

All the best to you, Anon 🤗

[watsername]

Oh yey you’re back 😒

ITS BEEN 4 HOURS LET ME BREATHE

[catindabag]

TBOSAS on Crack short take (52)

*Mizzen’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Night* Read [this] first.

Mizzen: *is singing to himself* 🎶C’mon, Percy Price, C’mon~. I need my bacon pizzas~. I need them now~. I need my bacon-🎶

Dill: Hey, gremlin, what are you doing? And why are you singing about pizzas in the middle of the night?

Mizzen: WTH, Dill?! Don’t sneak up on me like that! My heart might explode!

Dill: Shouldn’t you be sleeping right now?

Mizzen: Shouldn’t you?!

Dill: Maybe~. But who are you waiting for at this hour?

Mizzen: Nobody.

Dill: I don’t believe you.

Mizzen: Go back to sleep, Dill.

Dill: No.

Mizzen: Then leave me alone-

Dill: I’ll wake up the others if you won’t tell me the truth.

Mizzen: Dill, just go to sleep-

Dill: Reaper! Tanner! Coral-

Mizzen: Shhhhh!!! What are you doing?! Don’t wake them up-

Lucy Gray: Wake who up?😀

Mizzen: Nobody, Baird! Now shoo-

Jessup: Mizzen, stop shouting-

Mizzen: Close your eyes, Jessie!

Jessup: The name’s Jessup!

Mizzen: Tomato, potato!

Coral: Yo, brat, shut your mouth-

Mizzen: Why are you even awake, Coral?! Can’t you leave poor Mizzen alone for the next 3 hours?!

Coral: Why? You gonna cry?

Mizzen: You guys are so mean to poor Mizzen!😫

Tanner: Says the little gremlin who ate Wovey’s last cookie.😒

Mizzen: She gave it to me!

Bobbin: No, she didn’t, you monster!

Wovey: Is it morning already?

Velvereen: No, sweetie. Go back to sleep.

Wovey: Okay~. *goes back to sleep*

Lucy Gray: Hey, guys, look at that!

Velvereen: Look at what?

Lucy Gray: *points at the upcoming pizza truck* It’s a pizza truck! A pizza truck!

Jessup: A pizza truck? At this hour?

Treech: A real phantom pizza truck?! Where?!

Lucy Gray: There! Right there!

Dill: That’s weird. It’s coming right towards us.

Tanner: The pizza guy sucks at driving though.

Lucy Gray: Lol. It’s now swerving in every direction.

Facet: Is drunk driving even legal in Panem?

Velvereen: Maybe it’s just a Capitol thing.

Tanner: That checks out. Capitol people are weird AF.

Treech: Or maybe it must be another one of Reaper’s fever dreams.

Reaper: Why the f*ck would I dream about swerving trucks and pizzas in the middle of the night, lumberjack?!😡

Treech: Why not, farmer~?😏

Reaper: Who you calling farmer?!

Treech: Farmer Reaper busy kissing his hoe-

Reaper: Do you want me to punch you to the moon and back, Tree Boy?!

Lamina: Treech, shut the f*ck up or I’ll cry!😭

Treech: You’re already crying, Lamina.

Lamina: No, I’m not!😭

Persephone: *suddenly jumps out of the pizza truck* Hi, Mizzen!

Mizzen: Oh, thank Panem! Percy, you’re finally here-

Coryo: *is being princess carried out of the pizza truck by Sejanus* Hi, Birdy! How you doing?

Lucy Gray: Oh, Coryo, you look so cute in those matching pajama onesies with your fiancé!🤭

Coryo: Thanks. My soon to be husband bought it for me.

Lucy Gray: Can I have one too?🥺

Coryo: Sure. We’ll buy you a sparkly one.

Lucy Gray: Yey!

Sejanus: *is still carrying Coryo* Hi, Marcus! How are you-

Marcus: Go away, Plinth! Marcus is still asleep!

Sejanus: But-

Vipsania: Yo, bro, you good?

Treech: I’m good, bro.

Vipsania: Bro, I brought you a box of tiramisu flavored energy bars to devour.

Treech: Nice one, bro!

Vipsania: You’re welcome, bro.

Livia: Hi, ✨bestie✨~! How do I look in my pajama onesie?

Facet: Girl, you look ✨fabulous✨ as always!❤️

Livia: Thanks, ✨bestie✨! You’re the best!

Facet: ✨Girlie✨, I know.😌💅

Juno: Hello again, Peasant Bobby Corn Poppy.

Bobbin: It’s Bobbin.

Juno: Corn Poppy.

Hilarius: Where’s Wovey?

Velvereen: She’s asleep.

Hilarius: But I brought her a box of apple berry pie-

Wovey: I’m awake.

Hilarius: That’s great!

Wovey: Now give me my pie, rich clown.

Hilarius: But Wovey-

Wovey: Pie. Now.

Hilarius: Okay.😞

Felix: Hi, Dill!

Dill: Don’t talk to me, you filthy Ravinstill.

Felix: But-

Reaper: F*ck off and die, Ravinstill!

Felix: Andie, hug me! I’m sad again!😭

Androcles: *hugs Felix* Hey, Panlo, where’s Sheaf?

Panlo: She’s busy sleepwalking with the rabid raccoons.

Androcles: Oh, okay. That’s cool.

Panlo: And Gaius?

Androcles: He’s busy fixing the pizza boxes with Clemensia, Dennis, and Palmyra!

Mizzen: WTH, Percy! Why did you bring the other Mentors with you?! I thought this super secret plan was only between you and me?!

Persephone: It was! Well, it was until we had this super secret ✨slumber party✨ at the Presidential Palace!

Mizzen: You had a super secret slumber party without me?!

Persephone: To be fair, it was a last minute thing. But anyway, here we are!

Mizzen: That doesn’t make sense.😑

Festus: *pops out from the back of the truck* You should be grateful, gremlin! We even had to steal the pizza guy’s truck in order to get here.

Lucy Gray: Nice. But what happened to the pizza guy?

Coryo: Gaius and Dennis knocked him out and tied him up in front of the Presidential Palace.

Jessup: But he’ll be fine, right?

Coryo: Maybe.

Mizzen: So where’s my pizzas and my 10 gallons of milk?

Persephone: At the back of the truck. However, Palmyra chugged all the milk down her throat. So-

Mizzen: That walking anomaly drank 10 gallons of milk without me?!

Persephone: Yeah.😑

Velvereen: I’m not even surprised anymore.

Coral: Yo, Percy Price, how many boxes of pizza did our gremlin ordered anyway?

Persephone: 20 boxes.

Coral: 20 boxes?!

Jessup: For all of us?

Mizzen: No! Not for you! They’re only for me, Jessie!

Jessup: This freaking gremlin-

Mizzen: *screeches like a dinosaur* Only for me!!

Coral: Sharing is caring, brat!

Mizzen: Never, you evil sea witch!

Coral: What did you just call me?!

Mizzen: Sh*t! *tries to climb out of the enclosure*

Persephone: Mizzen, what are you doing?! You could get hurt-

Mizzen: The evil sea witch and her evil minions are bullying me!

Coral: Come down and fight me, gremlin!

Treech: Lamina, fetch!

Lamina: Do I look like a freaking dog to you?!😭

Treech: No.

Lamina: Oh, okay.

Treech: Go get him, girl!

Lamina: I’m going back to sleep!😭

Mizzen: Get me out of here, Price! I need to eat those bacon pizzas before they do!

Persephone: Mizzen, get down from there!😫

Coryo: Felix, do something!

Felix: *is still crying* Don’t talk to me. I’m still sad!😭

Coryo: Get it together, Class Pres!

Felix: No-

Coryo: How are we going to tell them about your brilliant plan to stop the Hunger Games if you keep on crying?!

Felix: What brilliant plan?

Coryo: ✨Operation Restore Felix Ravinstill’s Good Name✨!!

Festus: No! We are not calling it that!

Coryo: Fine! ✨Operation No More Hunger Games✨ it is!

Festus: Bestie, I’m cringing.

Coryo: Ugh! I give up. Call it what you want. I don’t care.

Felix: Then can we stick with ✨Operation Felix✨?🥺

Everyone: No.

[catindabag]

TBOSAS on CRACK short take (58)

Io: Besties, listen up!

Coryo: We’re all ears, Jasper.

Io: Let’s join Ravinstill’s Annual Three-legged Race Competition this upcoming Saturday!😀

Felix: Why would you want us to join my granduncle’s competition, Io? Are we that desperate for pocket change?

Io: It will be fun!

Felix: No.

Io: Pretty please?🥺

Coryo: Felix, is the prize money even worth it?

Felix: Honestly, not really. I mean, at least you get 10 bucks and a gallon of beer for participating.

Coryo: And if you win?

Felix: 100 bucks and a box of expensive chips.

Coryo: Sign me up.

Hilarius: Me too!

Dennis: I do love money-

Clemensia: But seriously, Jasper, what’s the real reason why you want us to join Ravinstill’s Annual Three-legged Race Competition?

Io: Because our class fund is dead.

Urban: When you say dead, you mean-

Io: We have zero class fund money.

Urban: Like zero-

Io: Zero.

Felix: Zero?! How could our class fund be f*ckin’ zero?!

Coryo: Felix, who’s our Class Treasurer again?

Felix: Iphigenia Moss.

Coryo: Well, that explains it.😑

Festus: I don’t get it. What’s wrong with Nia being the Class Treasurer?

Urban: Everything.

Festus: I’m still too dumb to understand.

Clemensia: *sighs* Creed, I thought you knew?

Coryo: And I thought everyone knew.

Festus: Knew what?

Clemensia: That Nia is simply bad at handling money.

Androcles: True. She was even banned from managing her own weekly allowance by her parents last year.

Festus: So who the heck voted her to be the Class Treasurer?!

Sejanus: Palmyra, Andie, Urban, Florus, and Hilarius.

Urban: Plinth, I told you not to snitch on me!

Sejanus: That’s what you get for locking me inside Dean Highbottom’s broom closet without my Coryo, Canville!

Urban: I already said that I was sorry!

Sejanus: I specifically told you to make sure that my Coryo was there with me!

Urban: Fine! I’ll make sure to lock both of you inside the broom closet next time!

Coryo: Next time? What next time?!

Sejanus: Nothing, my love.😘

Felix: Hilari, you disappoint me.

Hilarius: It was supposed to be a funny joke, Class Pres!

Felix: Really?😒

Hilarius: Anderson and Florus peer pressured me to do it!😭

Androcles: To be fair, we never expected her to actually win the election-

Florus: But here we are.

Palmyra: And I just voted for Nia because I can.🥰

Domitia: Ugh. Typical and crazy as ever, Monty.

Palmyra: Thank you, Bestie!

Domitia: That wasn’t a compliment-

Livia: Where’s Nia anyway?

Florus: She’s currently hiding from the Dean and his Peacekeepers.

Coryo: What did Moss do now?

Florus: She stole Highbottom’s beloved goldfish again.

Coryo: For experiment?

Florus: For charity.

Dennis: Nice!

Io: So about that three-legged race competition. Does anyone else want to join?

Felix: *sighs* Sign me up too, Jasper.😞

Hilarius: Yo, we should totally invite our Tributes to join us!

Festus: Great idea, Hilari! Coral and I will totally win that sweet sweet prize money now!

Coryo: Heck, no! Lucy Gray and I will win that money!

Felix: You’re all wrong! Dill and I will be the perfect team to win that race!

Hilarius: Too bad, Ravinstill. I’ll just princess carry Wovey to victory!

Clemensia: Suck it, losers! Reaper and I will-

Florus: How should we even convince our Tributes to sign up with us for Ravinstill’s stupid competition?!

Sejanus: That’s so easy, Flory. My Ma’s cooking will be enough to convince them-

Florus: Even Marcus?😒

Sejanus:. . .

Florus: That’s what I thought, Plinth.

Sejanus: Coryo, my love, I’m sad!😭

Coryo: *sighs* Come here, Sej.

Sejanus: Hug?🥺

Coryo: Sure.

Sejanus: Yey! *tackles Coryo*

Arachne: Yo, I’m going out.

Vipsania: Me too.

Florus: Same.

Felix: Why? We’re not even finish-

Florus: Idiot Plinth and Snowy are starting to shamelessly kiss and make out in front of us again.

Hilarius: *takes out his very own “Snowjanus” camera* Don’t mind if I do-

Felix: Hilari, give me that camera.

Hilarius: *hisses like a cat and runs away*

Felix: Give me that f*ckin’ camera, Heavensbee! *chases Hilarius*

Hilarius: Never!! *runs in circles*

Clemensia: Ugh. My mother was right. I should’ve just chosen that homeschooling option instead.

Urban: But you didn’t.

[karahalloway]

“Sorry, Your Majesty, I’m sorry. I never meant for the press to skew things the way they did. I was hurt and angry and not thinking clearly. I just wanted to make Riley have to admit what kind of person Drake is!”

Oh, really...? 😒

“I was hoping for mercy, Your Majesty.”

“And why would you imagine you deserve that?”

Yes! Be a hardass, Li! He deserves it.

“You will pay the full amount required by the NDA and you will serve two years in a jail cell for leaking classified information to the public.”

Karma’s a bitch, innit, Nick?

“It’s either that or I just turn you over to Captain Walker and let him handle it however he sees fit.” Liam inclined his head in Drake’s direction.

Nick took in Drake’s stormy expression and paled.

...to be fair, I’d choose jail as well 😅

“Liam, you look so handsome!” Riley said as she adjusted his tie.

“Are you sure?” He asked fidgeting with his sash, “Because I’m sweating like a  whore in church.”

EEEeeee!!! He and Max are getting married, aren’t they...?! 😍

“Liam!” She gasped in shock.

“What? I learned that saying from you!”

“I know,” she tittered, “but I never expected to hear you use it!”

“There’s no problem. This is just the most important day of my life. I’m marrying the love of my life.” He straightened his tie again and pulled at his collar.

Ha! Called it! 😁 (I swear, I didn’t read or peek ahead!! I’m just that attuned to your writing lol)

He visibly relaxed, “Yes, she’s beautiful, like her mother. And Xander in his little suit…so freaking adorable. Children are such a blessing. Speaking of that, how are you feeling?”

Eeeee! Another baby Walker! 🥰🥰🥰🥰

Liam’s second wedding had garnered far more world attention than his first one had. Mostly because it was the first time a king had married another man. A grunt of aggravation escaped him, “That isn’t helping my case of nerves, Riley. You and Drake had the right idea eloping.”

“Damn straight we did!”

(I am still seriously considering H&D doing the same - small, private wedding, just the two of them, and then big, bring down da house wedding with all their friends and family afterwards 🥰 ...partly b/c I can’t decide on wedding location, so this way, they get to have both lol And eloping is just so Drake x MC 💖)

“It’s about time, Walker. Get in here and fulfill your best man duties. I need to get to Max and fulfil my matron of honor duties!”  

Drake caught her in his arms as she tried to leave the room, “Not until after I fulfil my husbandly duties and kiss my wife.”

She couldn’t help the stupid grin that broke out across her face every time he called her that. Which he did often, with a stupid grin of his own.  

...I am dead... of marshamallow fluff overload!

Ellie had been thrilled by the news that Drake was her father. “So now I have three dads!” She had squealed, throwing her arms around Drake’s neck.

Aww! Ellie is the best!

He loved her and she loved him, they were finally together, and everything was right in the world.

Yey! 🥰 I love me some happily-ever-after! And this was the fluffiest ever-after you could get! So happy that you decided to write a Drake x Riley exclusively story 🤗 Made my day!

Now, onto the craziness that is Bad Romance! 🙃

Lavender and Crimson Chapter 20: Happily Ever After

Series: Lavender and Crimson

Fandom: The Royal Romance

Pairings: Riley x Drake, Liam x Maxwell

Rating: MA

Warnings for this chapter: language

Word Count: 850

My other stuff: Master List.

Lord Nicholas Baxter was escorted by two members of the King’s Guard to stand before the king and answer for his crimes.

“Before you utter a word, be aware that we can prove it was you.”

“Liam…I’m sor-“

“You’ve lost all right to address me familiar, use my proper title.”

“Sorry, Your Majesty, I’m sorry. I never meant for the press to skew things the way they did. I was hurt and angry and not thinking clearly. I just wanted to make Riley have to admit what kind of person Drake is!”

“I don’t really care about your motives. I care about the havoc you wrought with all our lives. You’ve violated the NDA you signed, you understand that your moment of pettiness is going to cost you everything from a financial standpoint, right? Then there are the criminal charges…”

“I was hoping for mercy, Your Majesty.”

“And why would you imagine you deserve that?”

“We were friends, Li-Your Majesty! I’ve spent holidays with your family! Played with your children!”

“Ah, yes, my children. Like Princess Eleanor? The same child whose life you tried to destroy? The same child whose privacy you violated specifically to hurt her mother?”

“I….” He flushed with guilt. His eyes darted to Riley’s face then away again in shame.

“You will pay the full amount required by the NDA and you will serve two years in a jail cell for leaking classified information to the public.”

“Two years!? Please, Liam! I-“

“It’s either that or I just turn you over to Captain Walker and let him handle it however he sees fit.” Liam inclined his head in Drake’s direction.

Nick took in Drake’s stormy expression and paled.

“Right.” Liam motioned to the guards, “Take him away.”

One year later…….

“Liam, you look so handsome!” Riley said as she adjusted his tie.

“Are you sure?” He asked fidgeting with his sash, “Because I’m sweating like a  whore in church.”

“Liam!” She gasped in shock.

“What? I learned that saying from you!”

“I know,” she tittered, “but I never expected to hear you use it!”

“I’m just so nervous, look.” He held out his hands so she could see the shaking he was unable to control.

“You’re going to do great. What do you have to be nervous about? You and Max have been together for seven years, he loves you, you love him. What’s the problem?”                                               

“There’s no problem. This is just the most important day of my life. I’m marrying the love of my life.” He straightened his tie again and pulled at his collar.

“Liam. It’s going to be fine. I promise. Have you seen Ellie in her flower girl dress?”

He visibly relaxed, “Yes, she’s beautiful, like her mother. And Xander in his little suit…so freaking adorable. Children are such a blessing. Speaking of that, how are you feeling?”

Riley’s hand dropped to her midriff to cradle her baby bump. “Baby Walker is doing just fine. Now let’s go get you and Max hitched in the wedding of the century. I mean it, Liam, the cathedral is packed, the street outside the cathedral is packed, and there are news crews here from every country in the world!”

Liam’s second wedding had garnered far more world attention than his first one had. Mostly because it was the first time a king had married another man. A grunt of aggravation escaped him, “That isn’t helping my case of nerves, Riley. You and Drake had the right idea eloping.”

“Damn straight we did!”

There was a knock on the door and Drake let himself into the room.

“It’s about time, Walker. Get in here and fulfill your best man duties. I need to get to Max and fulfil my matron of honor duties!”  

Drake caught her in his arms as she tried to leave the room, “Not until after I fulfil my husbandly duties and kiss my wife.”

She couldn’t help the stupid grin that broke out across her face every time he called her that. Which he did often, with a stupid grin of his own.  

Later that night, she rested her head on his shoulder as they danced at the reception. A sigh of contentment escaped her lips. Her two best friends were married, Cordonia had rallied behind their king, she was married to the love of her life and expecting another baby. Life had never been so good.

Ellie had been thrilled by the news that Drake was her father. “So now I have three dads!” She had squealed, throwing her arms around Drake’s neck.

The Walkers had made the decision to continue to live at the palace so that Ellie and Xander’s lives weren’t disrupted in any way. Riley stayed on in an advisory capacity to Maxwell as well as continuing many of her previous duties under a different title. But the most important change over the last year was currently holding her close and whispering in her ear about his love for her.

He loved her and she loved him, they were finally together, and everything was right in the world.

~Fin

[soho-x]

Yey 😒

is this good

[pink-its-punk]

Más libros que leer yey😒

Linea del tiempo según Cassandra Clare

1878 The Infernal Devices

También conocido como Cazadores de sombras: Los Orígenes con Ángel Mecánico, Príncipe Mecánico y Princesa Mecánica.

1093 The Last Hours

Contendrá Cadena de Oro, Cadena de Espinas y Corona de Hierro

2007 The Mortal Instruments con Ciudad de Hueso, Ciudad de Ceniza, Ciudad de Cristal, Ciudad de los Ángeles Caídos, Ciudad de las Almas Perdidas y Ciudad de Fuego Celestial

2007 The Bane Chronicles cuenta con 11 historias: 

Lo que realmente sucedió en Perú

La Reina Fugitiva

Vampiros, pastelillos y Edmund Herondale

El Heredero de la media noche

El ascenso del hotel Dumort

Salvando a Rafael Santiago

La caída del hotel Dumort

¿Que comprarle a un cazador de sombras que lo tiene todo? (y con el que, de todas formas, no estás saliendo oficialmente)

La última batalla del Instituto de Nueva York

El curso del verdadero amor (y las primeras citas)

2009 Tales from the Shadowhunters Academy tiene 10 historias:

Bienvenido a la Academia de los Cazadores de sombras

El Herondale perdído

El demonio de Whitechaptel

Nada más que sombras

El mal que amamos

Reyes y principes palidos

Sabor amargo

La prueba de fuego

Nacido para la noche eterna

Los ángeles descienden dos veces

2012 The Dark Artifices 

Dama de Media noche, El señor de las Sombras, Reina del Aire y la Obscuridad

2012 Ghost of the Shadow Market que tendra 10 historias:

Hijo del alba

Sombras del pasado

Cada cosa exquisita

Aprender sobre la perdida

Un amor más profundo

Los malvados

La tierra que perdí

A través de la sangre y el fuego

El mundo perdido

Siempre caidos

The Eldest Curses será una mini trilogía. 

Los Pergamino Rojos de la Magia, El libro Blanco perdido, El Volumen Negro de los Muertos. 

2015 The Wicked Powers

[karahalloway]

Operation “Win Riley Back” was not going as planned.

O...M...G...!  🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I literally snorted into my Frapuccino when I read this line...! Of course Drake would view it as some kind of high-stakes mission to get Riley back... but be failing miserably at it lol!

Drake had been shocked that Olivia had agreed to help him.

“I’m not doing it for you, I’m doing it for her. For some reason that I’ll never understand, she loved you, maybe still does. But if you hurt her again, I’ll gut you with a dull saber.”

I believe her! 😅

Riley didn’t know Drake was there and he wanted to surprise her. They’d forged the beginnings of their emotional connection in that wine cellar, he wanted to remind her.

Aww...! He’s gonna try and remind her of the start of their relationship... how/why they fell in love...!

“Even if he had been, I wasn’t in love with him!” She stomped her foot as tears of frustration threatened.

“I know that now. I thought-“

“You thought! You should have talked to me and found out! All you had to do was ask me!”

...she has a point, man... 😒

“It was good, ok? Is that what you want to hear? We were good, you think I don’t remember? I remember every detail! That’s why it hurts so much! I’ve wished a million times I could just forget! Forget what it felt like, forget about us, forget you!” Tears fell freely, streaking down her cheeks and she wasn’t trying to stop them anymore.

“Maybe that was the problem, it was too hot, too bright, not meant to last, but to burn itself out.” She turned and headed for the door.

Nooooo! Don’t say that! Don’t leave!! Drake! Stop her!

As if to drive the point home, his lips crashed down on hers and heat flooded her body, she had to lock her knees to keep them from buckling. His tongue pushed into her mouth, his hand tangled in her hair and every nerve ending in her body was on full alert. She melted into that kiss, she got completely lost in that kiss, she breathed in his scent, still so familiar after all these years. A spiral of electricity shot straight to her core.

Yey....!

“I’m not giving you another chance to hurt me, Drake. My heart is still in a million pieces from the last time.” She pulled her arm free and ran out the door.

AAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!

...sorry...😅 Obviously, she’s not going to say ‘yes’ straight away, but a girl can hope... lol

Lavender and Crimson Chapter 12: Lythikos

Series: Lavender and Crimson

Fandom: The Royal Romance

Pairings: Riley x Drake, Liam x Maxwell

Rating: MA

Warnings for this chapter: none

Word Count: 809

A/N: @bebepac talked me into participating in the very last @wackydrabbles. This is my first time doing so. First, and last all at the same time. The prompt is: That was really, really good. It's in bold.

My other stuff: Master List.

Operation “Win Riley Back” was not going as planned.

She avoided him at every possible opportunity, she didn’t return his calls or texts, in fact she was mad at Max for letting Drake wrangle her number out of him in the first place.

She was mad. Big mad. And he didn’t blame her, not even a little. But he was determined to fix it.

Which explained how he found himself in Olivia’s wine cellar. He’d followed Riley to Lythikos, where she’d gone to attend to some business on behalf of the crown while Liam was recovering from his injuries at home with Max playing nursemaid.

Drake had been shocked that Olivia had agreed to help him.

“I’m not doing it for you, I’m doing it for her. For some reason that I’ll never understand, she loved you, maybe still does. But if you hurt her again, I’ll gut you with a dull saber.”

“Thank you, Liv, I promise, the last thing I ever want to do is hurt her again.”

Riley didn’t know Drake was there and he wanted to surprise her. They’d forged the beginnings of their emotional connection in that wine cellar, he wanted to remind her.

The table was set with flowers, candles, and a bottle of whiskey. The same exact brand they’d drank that first night.

She was surprised all right when Olivia sent her down to retrieve a special bottle of champagne she’d set aside for Liam.

Surprised wasn’t the right word. Stunned, stupefied, thunderstruck was more like it. Her eyes went to the table then back to his face, “What are you doing here?”

“Ah…I was hoping to convince you to talk to me. Or, at least listen! Please, Riley, I know I don’t deserve it, but I want to explain!”

She folded her arms across her chest, “Explain.”

“Do you want to sit? I have whiskey. Or, you could have wine if you’d prefer.”

Her eyes took in the table again then returned to him with a shake of her head, “I’m good.”

“I was wrong. I was incredibly, stupidly, mind blowingly wrong. I truly believed Liam was in love with you-“

“Even if he had been, I wasn’t in love with him!” She stomped her foot as tears of frustration threatened.

“I know that now. I thought-“

“You thought! You should have talked to me and found out! All you had to do was ask me!”

“I know that now and I’m sorrier than I can ever say. I want…I want…” How the hell did he ask for another chance after what he’d done?

“What is all of this, Drake?” She gestured at the table.

“I wanted to remind you of how good it was between us, when it was good.”

She shook her head sadly, “You think I don’t remember that?”

“Do you? Do you remember the passion, the intensity that burned between us? Do you remember what happened that night, right here in this wine cellar?”

She nodded slowly, “Of course I remember it. That night….that was really, really good.” It had been one of the most amazing nights of her life.

“Right? It was good, and-“

“It was good, ok? Is that what you want to hear? We were good, you think I don’t remember? I remember every detail! That’s why it hurts so much! I’ve wished a million times I could just forget! Forget what it felt like, forget about us, forget you!” Tears fell freely, streaking down her cheeks and she wasn’t trying to stop them anymore.

“Riley, I’m so fucking sor-“ He reached for her but she side stepped him.

“Maybe that was the problem, it was too hot, too bright, not meant to last, but to burn itself out.” She turned and headed for the door.

“No, no!” He grabbed her arm and spun her around, “Six years without you and it hasn’t even dimmed!”

As if to drive the point home, his lips crashed down on hers and heat flooded her body, she had to lock her knees to keep them from buckling. His tongue pushed into her mouth, his hand tangled in her hair and every nerve ending in her body was on full alert. She melted into that kiss, she got completely lost in that kiss, she breathed in his scent, still so familiar after all these years. A spiral of electricity shot straight to her core.

Just as her body was ready to succumb, her brain sent up warning flares and she pushed him away, breathlessly gasping, “What do you want from me, Drake?”

 “Another chance!”

“You want another chance?”

“Yes! Please, give me, give us, another chance!”

“I’m not giving you another chance to hurt me, Drake. My heart is still in a million pieces from the last time.” She pulled her arm free and ran out the door.