#yes you can of fuckng course you can

[sims2-electricboogaloo]

oke ive been tagged to do this thing where i put a song for every letter in my url by @obsoletepixels . my url is stupid long so thanks for that

i also tried and succeeded to only put one song per artist

Steal This Record by the Business

I M exclusive by 4 Skins

Mein Recht by Loikaemie

Skinhead Revolt by the Skoidats

2-Tone Army by the Toasters

Egoisten by the Skatoons

Lost on Highway 46 by Sham 69

Everyday, Another Day by Mr. Review

Cheers by Daily Terror

Treib mich ab by Hass

Riot in the City by Guttersnipe

In der Stadt by Stomper 98

Confusion by 8°6 Crew

Brutal Bravo über Alles by Brutal Bravo

Once Again by Rude Pride

Oithentisch by Oidorno

Gott will by Skinsects

Another Terrace Anthem by Hard Skin and Mustard Gas

Lie to me by the Steadytones

Our Strength by Alpheus

One Day by Skaos

also here it is as a playlist for anyone who care

..................idk who to tag so uhm just do this if u want

[69misato69]

🍭I have arrived. Listen to me very carefully Venus. We got one shot at this. I need you to focus on me. Ajax and Zhongli are dating and they fuck live on stream every Friday. Write this shit down. You are not writing it down. I can see.

Good boy. Now then, fucking on stream was it? Yes. Cam boy show and a wholesome audience. I need them both transgender.

Zhongli isn't there, business meeting or something. I'm not sure, make it up. I trust you.

Ajax announces that he will be alone for the stream and chat is doing their best to keep him entertained. He misses Zhongli after all.

Halfway through the stream, Zhongli joins chat with a cheeky "Without me?"

He is supposed to be busy, so it doesn't cross Ajax's mind that he would be watching. Nevertheless, he is. After he joins it's a whole another form of - putting on a show -

Do not ask me any follow-up questions. Delete this is you refuse. I have a feeling that you won't.

Yours forever and always, my friend. Godspeed.

hi anon you are... insane i love you so very much. ur the only person i have ever seen that is more off the rails than i am. i hope you enjoy this <3

masterlist ✦ archive of our own ✦ twitter

camboys childe and zhongli, zl is unable to participate in their weekly show bc he is out of town so he comes up with another solution. (2k)

c: implied top zl x bottom childe, transmasc childe with top surgery and no bottom surgery, sex toys, overstimulation, voyeurism and exhibitionism

minors DNI please. enjoy !

Childe looks around the room to make sure everything is neat and tidy. It’s silent except for the computer’s fan humming softly. Awfully quiet without Zhongli. 

He hooks the cable to a larger screen and adjusts the camera. The lobby is already almost full, as it always is at least ten minutes before their weekly show. 

Childe clears his throat and takes a deep breath before starting the stream.

“Hi, everyone!” 

ajaxfucker69: hi jaxxx

mrincognitomode: HELLOOO

Chat floods with greetings. The forced smile on Childe’s face soon transforms into a genuine one upon reading the kind wishes, “Ah, good to see you all.”

rickastleyofficial: where lili :( 

The comment causes his eyes to lose their sparkle again. 

“So, right... About that, I have to tell you guys something.” he averts his gaze. 

hydroslime: NO OH MY GOD NO

thisismeta: DONT SAY IT OMG

ajaxfucker69: there is no fuckng way 

Dozens of comments speculate about their break up, already jumping to conclusions and expressing how devastated they are that Childe realizes how he should have probably led on differently.  

“No, no of course not.” he shakes his hands in the air, “It’s just that he had to leave for a trip right after last week’s stream. He was supposed to be coming back today but… Well, some family stuff. It’s a bit complicated. In short, I’m alone today.”

rickastleyofficial: GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK DAMN

zhonglikisser: thank god but everything is ok right? 

“Yes, everything is fine. But it was so last minute that we had no way of announcing it. We can wrap this up and do a longer one next week, maybe. What do you think?” Childe ruffles the back of his hair. He is visibly anxious about gathering all their audience and having to explain the sudden change of plans, but no one seems to mind.  

mrincognitomode: no no hehe go ahead

simphour: fuck yourself (affectionately. i will watch <3)

Childe laughs at the remark, “Alright. No objections? I can’t really do anything that we planned on my own, though. We’ll save those for next week.”

rickastleyofficial: pls just strip and finger urself im so hungry

“How can I say no to such a kind offer?” Childe tosses his shirt aside and slides the underwear off his legs. He pads his back with a pillow and leans on it, facing the camera sideways so that his full body is on display. The light bounces off his strong arms and legs, circles around his soft belly as a soothing breeze hits him between his thighs. 

Childe turns to read the bottom part of the screen, complying with every request. He parts one leg to the side as the other stays bent, hands teasing his own nipples until they’re hardened and sensitive to the touch. 

Soft moans that drive everyone insane and leave them begging for more. He chuckles and slips one hand between his thighs. A rare occurrence where everyone stops typing, only to resume as soon as Childe begins to slide two fingers up and down between his folds. 

He sighs blissfully, secretly sore from viciously fucking himself the whole week. He tries his best to go slow, to work out his aching cunt as it gets wetter with each passing second. 

zhonglikisser: do u miss him ajax ;(

“Oh boy, do I?” Childe hisses as he brushes against his clit, “A week’s just too long.” 

He circles around the sensitive bundle, pressuring every nerve ending to the point that he can’t catch his breath. 

“Fuck—” Childe sighs. He grows weak, legs twitching, voice shaking and hole quivering for more. 

ajaxfucker69: ur so handsome ill cry 

tartalitruther: BIG BOYY 

thisisalsometa: we r here dont worry ajax </3

Childe has a hard time figuring out why, but it’s much better when people are watching. It overwhelms him with pleasure knowing how so many people are drooling behind their screens, eyeing him up and down and swooning over him. 

Silent worship. 

Even better when Zhongli watches him when he’s not allowed to touch. He takes his time slowly working himself out and laughing as Zhongli crumbles. 

He grips his thighs and grunts with every flick of Childe’s wrist until he’s allowed to press his husband against the mattress and slam into him. 

Until they’re both covered in sweat and Childe’s hips are bruised from his grasp and Zhongli’s back is marked with his nails.

Childe occasionally glances at the screen but it gets harder and harder the more he melts into the sheets. The room closes twenty minutes in, so the sound of a new guest is usually never heard after that. Naturally, his eyes widen upon hearing it. 

A small crown symbol that signifies a creator’s account.

Zhongli: Good evening, everyone.

“Huh?” his hand stops moving. 

ajaxfucker69: HUSBAND CAMEO

ilyzhongli: yall get in formation

rickastleyofficial: hi zhongliii (twirls hair) 

“Zhongli? You—came?” Childe can’t believe his eyes. 

Zhongli: Not yet. You first.

godsgayestsoldier: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

bitchless: I CANT FUCJING BREATHE 

rickastleyofficial: goofy ahh

Childe can’t help but laugh. Zhongli is supposed to be busy all week in a house full of his relatives, having excruciatingly long dinners every night that exhaust him into oblivion. It’s only when he’s with family that Childe gets to witness typos in his good night messages. 

Zhongli: Why don’t you spread your legs and show us? I feel like I’m not getting my money’s worth. 

ajaxfucker69: ur so right 

rickastleyofficial: pussy reveal RIGHT NOWWW 

Childe’s heart races, he shakily gets up and sits in front of the camera, spreading his legs. He’s embarrassingly wet now that Zhongli is here. He shifts forward as the chat goes berserk and slides his hand down again. 

Zhongli: Beautiful. 

God, he’s doing it on purpose. 

Childe can’t see his face or hear his voice but it’s so easy to trick himself into thinking that it’s Zhongli touching him. He digs deep with two of his fingers, curling them up against his sweet spot and whimpering at his own touch. 

Tears pool around his eyes as he bites down on his bottom lip. So sensitive and needy, he fights the urge to beg Zhongli to come back and lay him down. To kiss him all over and bury his head between Childe’s legs. 

It drives him insane to think about how Zhongli would be watching him. Is he alone, stroking his cock as he watches Childe — or is he at the family function with headphones on? 

It would be so wrong, with all those people around and his husband moaning in his ear.

Childe hopes it’s that one. He hopes Zhongli is hard under the table, fighting for his life and about to lose his mind. 

Before he realizes he’s already clenching around his own fingers, releasing with a low moan. 

ilyzhongli: TOY TOY TOY

zhonglikisser: the pink oneeee <3333 pls ajax

Childe collapses forward with a grin, “Tsk. So merciless today.” 

He reaches for the drawer with shaky legs, taking out a small vibrator with a remote controller. He settles back down as the chat bubbles over with excitement. 

Childe looks down, holding the device against his clit and turning it on. A squeak escapes his lips at the sensation. 

“Why don’t I take some questions from the audience, and if you like my answers I’ll change the frequency?” he proposes and slides it inside. His walls tighten with the low vibrations caressing his insides. 

rickastleyofficial: be honest did u fap to zhongli pics this week

“No.” a slightly twisted smile takes over Childe’s lips, “I did it to some voice messages, though.” 

Zhongli: Oh?

“While wearing his clothes, maybe. Who knows?” 

rexlapis: id be dying right about now

evenmoremetanow: this is true love everyone shut up

rickastleyofficial: put one on. right fking now 

Childe scrapes himself off the bed, “Well, of course.”

He makes his way to their wardrobe with trembling legs, picking out a soft, light-brown, collared shirt. 

He lays on his side and rests his cheek on his palm, “Might get it a bit dirty though, is that alright Zhongli?”

Zhongli: Paint it white. 

ajaxfucker69: u heard the man 

Childe giggles at the thought, “Ah, I’ve entertained enough requests, don’t I deserve a bit more?”

Zhongli: Agreed. Turn it all the way up.

He’s delighted to see Zhongli grow more invested by each passing minute. Sure, it’s impossible to hear it but his gentle yet demanding orders ring in Childe’s ears. He obliges happily, lower body twitching with the impact. 

“Tell me, chat. If you had a boyfriend this pretty—hah—would you leave him all alone like this?”

ilyzhongli: nooo

mrincognitomode: nuh uh

Childe squirms and aimlessly grips at the sheets. 

“That’s what I—ah—I thought.” 

With every incoming wave he grinds down on the mattress, so full yet hollow at the same time. It has to be Zhongli bending him over, ramming into his wall and filling him up until Childe is sobbing on his cock. 

“Zhongli…” he whimpers desperately without even noticing. 

Begs and pleas spill from his lips for him to return, to have him whatever way he wants to as he unravels and humps the mattress with the vibrator stuffed deep inside.  

Childe on their bed, using their toys in Zhongli’s clothes, moaning for him. 

There is no way he isn’t going insane. 

Childe can’t hold a position anymore, writhing in front of the camera with glossy eyes that make it impossible to read the screen. 

He cums again while gasping for air, drooling all over the collar and staining the skirt of his shirt. The fabric is pressed in between his thighs, soaking up the wetness of his dripping cunt. 

Childe rubs his eyes occasionally to skim the chat, but no one seems to have any intention to stop him. He lets out an unhinged laugh and rests on his back. 

The shirt folds to the other side, exposing his body.

It would be so cruel to rob everyone of the sight, to deprive Zhongli of the waist he loves holding and kissing up at. 

Childe’s back arches, hips pulsating with every orgasm as he tugs at his own hair and teases his nipples. 

He presses his thighs together, turning the vibrations even more violent. His senses are going numb. The computer’s fan, he can’t hear anymore through his clogged ears. Whenever he tries to direct his gaze to the screen, his pupils roll back with pleasure so intense it feels like Childe is going to rip in half. 

Face covered in his own spit and chest glistening with sweat, he palms over his cunt to find it drenched. He leaks all over Zhongli’s shirt, pathetic and so beautiful that no one can even spare half a second to blink. 

Tears stream down Childe’s face as he has no choice but to reach for the remote while shaking through another orgasm. 

Warmth overtakes him. He relaxes onto the bed with a long exhale and closes his eyes—

“My god.”

nomoremeta: u did so well <3

ajaxfucker69: ajax mwahhh  

Childe gains composure and finally opens his eyes to a clearer scene, replying to all comments breathily and bidding everyone farewell. The count on the upper right hand of the screen gradually goes down, until there’s one person left. 

One person that just won’t leave. 

Zhongli: The prettiest. 

“Show’s over, sir. I’m gonna have to ask you to leave the premises.” Childe says playfully. 

Zhongli: Just a few more minutes. 

Childe rolls up into a ball towards the camera and hugs his legs. 

“Zhongli…”

“My love.” he types, already weakened with Childe’s soft, tired voice. 

“I miss you…” he whines. 

There is nothing Zhongli wants more than to hold him in a loving embrace, to revel in his scent with fingers carding through his soft, ginger locks until the morning. 

“I miss you too. So much. Two days, and I’m there. Okay?” he types out with one hand, the other soiled with his own cum, dribbling onto the bed. His hand still hovers, leaving light strokes along his spent cock. Zhongli gazes at the screen affectionately. 

“Did you like it?”

Zhongli: I did. Exquisite as always.

Zhongli: Why don’t I return the favor with a private show?

[descimatedpiggydreams]

it’s interrogation you ask for? *cracks my knuckles, purple orbs shining with determination* It’s interrogation you shall receive!!!

Why did miss piggy leave you?

What is this rough patch you mention?

Where is she now?

Do you eat pork?

Do you wear felt?

What are your opinions on number four?

thoughts on gonzo batman?

smash or pass Denise? (I mean she is a muppet pig who is an ex of Kermit 👀)

preferred weapon and or dark magic spell of choice?

body count (in the murder sense ofc)

that’s it *blushes and twirls hair cutely)* If um if you’d like to answer of course hey 👉👈

Do you have a preferred weapon of choice?

none of your fucking buissness, dickwad. and she didnt fucking leave me!!!!! shes going through a tough time, ok???? have some respect....

once again, NONE OF YOUR BEEZ WAX!!!! sigh...

I DONT FUCKING KNOW OK??? I THINK SHE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT HTE OLD FUCKNG APARTMENT BUT THAT CANT BE RIGHT I DONT KNOW!!!

no of course I dont. I am vegatarian. but more.

no.

did not respond to me. I am hurt. also, they seem kinda crazy tbh.

cowardly and pedestrian, but cute in the silent and somewhat sane way.

hello, Denise @descimatedcroakernightmares.... PASS. I am LOYAL!!!! (not here kitten whiskers, daddy will discuss it later...) ((written in green since ahem, my lovely but somewhat possessive wife is colourblind and also refuses to read anything in green due to YOU KNOW WHO.))

testiculour torsion. also works on ovaries. that, and my words. which are my weapons.bec cause im Edgar Allen poes great nephew.

69 and 2. you can figure out which is in which sense.

yes, aside form those listed in 9, I also enjoy hot wax and acrylics.

[festival-of-pudding]

I saw all these posts where people were like "wow when Eddie realizes what he said to Bobby he's going to feel so bad" and then I thought about him drunk texting to apologize and maybe i'll make a fic out of this tomorrow

3:17am Im soryy

3:18am bobby im sorry

3:19am Eddie are you alright? It’s 3 in the morning

3:20am I shouldnt havre said that im sorry

3:21am I’m a fuckng asshole you should of beat the shit ot ofme

3:22am Eddie stop. We can talk about this tomorrow.

3:24am I fucked up i fudked up everyhting

3:25am Where are you? Have you been drinking?

3:27am I cant do this anyomre

3:28am Yes you can. You have people who care about you. We want to help you.

3:30am bullshit I ran i always run liek afucking coward

3:33am You’re not a coward. You’re a good man.

[...]

[...]

3:37am Eddie?

3:37am I know you’re hurting, but you will get through this. You’re strong enough. Remember that Christopher needs you. Your team needs you.

3:39am Buck needs you

3:41am I can’t

3:42am Yes you can. I’m going to help you. Will you do something for me?

3:43am what

3:44am Go to the kitchen and drink a glass of water. The biggest glass you can find. Text me when you’re done. Will you do that?

3:45am why

3:46am Because your captain gave you an order. Will you do it?

3:47am ok

3:47am Buck? Are you alone?

3:48am yeah cap what’s wrong r u ok??

[calling: Buck]

“Bobby? What time is it?”

“I need you to do something, Buck. It’s important.”

“Yeah, yeah of course, what is it?”

“I need you to go to Eddie’s house. Right now.”

“Eddie? Is he ok?”

“No. But he will be.”

[lizandbo]

chubby crushes pt 6 w/ hq bois

Tendou 

- I mean this man is a fucking chubby chaser, like i cant even explain how much he likes you

- and yes whenever you get bullied by some unimportant bitch he understands of why you are sad and he can relate to that becuase of his appearance

- “y/n, appearance doesnt matter, only your moral compass!”

- he’s fuckng trying, let him have the spotlight rn

-  i feel like he would love your boobs, no matter how big or small (now i just sound like that kid from up)

- also he appreciates some chubby fingers 

- whenever you say that you dont like your chubby fingers hell always remind you this

- “look y/n if you dont like your fingers then thats fine but always remember that, your fingers are the only pair of fingers that looks like that becuase you have them. And everything about you is gorgeous”

- he does that lil dance and has a singy songs voice how much he loves your body 

- of course your blushing, it doesnt matter if it can either show it not, or you just dont get flustered often

- SOME HOW IN SOME WAY HE MADE YOU FLUSTERED NO MATTER HOW BAD YOU BLUSH OR NOT

- hell pass a note saying that after all these trying to hype you up because he wants you to be confident in yo own skin, he wasn’t kidding around saying those things and he loves you<3

Lev

- You two are like the total opposite 

- but ya guys actual do act liek your guys are dating

- his childish personality caught your attention 

- and if your as childish as him your a power couple!

- but besides that, lets talk about your beautiful body<3

- whenever talk about your body bad, he doesnt really hesitate to be a blunt bitch and curse them out

- he does give you a lot of food, liek he really loves chubby peeps ngl 

- he could die for it, and almost has becuase once you came inside with a dress, he basically died inside cuz like...how could he not like you and your body????

- someone would be crazy if someone said lev wasn’t all over you and had a crush on you

- lemme just say that he loves you for you, and he’s actual quie surprised that you took interest in him just being friends 

- soon or later y’all be cuddling like life is depending on yas 

- gives you his hoodie a lot, for no reason he just likes it on you 

- the way he confesses is prolly doing something like really cheesy

- like giving you a rose and say some random punch line from Twitter or something liek dat

- “..ya know y/n your too bright for the world”

- “ummm I’m sorry? Ig idk”

- “becuase your my sun and I’m your stars”

- kuroo in the background “a sun is a star”

- “LET US HAVE OUR MOMENT KUROO”

- as in that he kisses you all over your face then your nose

Osamu 

- ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS MAKES A BENTO FOR YOU

- but seriously tho, like he would literally feed you if you tryin for a liek a starvation diet or something

- please dont do it tho, please

- all he wants is a healthy and plump future girlfriend and/or wife friend

- sneaky glances here and there, especially on the thighs but we ain’t talki-

- YES WE ARE NOW SINCE IVE HAD IT IN MY HEAD FOR AGES

- when you wear a skirt holyyyyy fucking shiiiiit

- not only did he lose his mind, but he also lost the power to look everywhere else except for the fucking thighs

- plus, he does over feed them too btw

- like.. a lil too much 

- but not at the point that you cant move without feeling like exploding

- will absolutely glare if someone said something mean bout your body or anything about you

- has a thing for stretchmarks 

- ok here’s a list that he loves about you: E V E R Y T H I N G

- will admit he has a crush on you by food

- he made cookies for you, and it had m&m’s in it spelling: I luv u

[violetnotez]

HC: Mineta being a Pervert to the Boys S/o

@dekulover555: Hey could I request something with kamanari/bakugo/deku/kirishima when minnetas being a pervert to a fem s/o and like touching her up even after she’s asked him to stop please and thankyouxx

In which case MIneta can jump off a cliff

Pairings: Kaminari x reader | Bakugo x reader | Deku x reader | Kirishima x reader

(RULES  | MASTERLIST| REQUESTS OPEN!!! :))

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Kamanari

Usually Kaminari is a pretty chill dude

Him and Mineta used to drool over girls all the time- including you

They had talked and made elaborate plans all the time to see if they could somehow get the girls to be shirtless or get to see them in their underwear- but none of their plans would ever work, they were more just like fantasies they would freak out over

When Kaminari started dating you, those talks kinda stopped- he had a girl now! He didn't need to talk about other girls- he had one he loved and cherished and who was already hot!

So Mineta had been pretty deprived of any type of NSFW talk (cause nobody else was willingly gonna deal with his horny ass)

One day, you were sparring with Bakugo in the gym, when his quirk accidentally lit your shirt on fire

You instantly shouted in surprise, ripping off your PE shirt before it could burn you

MIneta-Boob-Radar Activated

“What the hell Bakugo!” you stood there, your skin turning red from the heat so close to your skin

“Well- you should have dodged it dunce face!”

As Bakugo was red in the face trying not to make eye contact with you, Mineta literally latched onto your leg

“No wonder why Kaminari’s dating you- your chest is amazing!” 

You tried shaking him off, but his grip was too strong- he started making grabbing motions towards your chest and you felt your cheeks get warm with anger

“Get off you of me little purple freak!”

Kaminari had been working with Kirishima, not noticing your dilemma until Bakugo had stomped over to tell him what was happening

Kaminari never got angry easily, but the sight of Mineta trying to crawl up your body made him erupt with rage

You were clearly uncomfortable as you tried to cover up your exposed top portion with a clingy MIneta on you

“Please! One touch, thats all!”

“Get the hell off of me Mineta!’

Kaminari ran over to you, yanking Mineta off your leg as Kirishima and Bakugo followed

your in Bakusquad if your dating Denki, its ride together or die together with this group

“What the hell are you doing dude?!” Kaminari yelled at Mineta who literally had tears in his eyes

This grape is way too damn horny oml

You instantly ran to Kaminari, hugging yourself against him- he always made you feel safe

Mineta trudged off, knowing full well he wasnt getting anything more with Bakugo and Kirishima glaring daggers at him

You hugged Denki, a soft smile gracing his face

“You okay babe?” he asked as he pulled away from you slightly, looking at your face

“Yeah, Im fine- I just need a new shirt, that’s all.”

Thats when it fully registered to him that you didnt have a shirt on- he then noticed how your slighty bare chest felt pressed against his chest, and then he looked down- and oh crap he probably almost had a boner right then and there

“I-uh-um-yeah, that’d probably be best!” he would stutter and giggle, feeling his quirk go into overdrive

“But you do kinda look nice like this though…”

“Denki I swear to god I will kick you.”

Bakugo

Does Mineta want to die?

This boy is POSSESSIVE

AN ANIMAL

You are his girl, his s/o, his lover, his EVERYTHING

If anyone touches what is his he will MURDER them

He overreacts allottt

But this anger definitely comes in handy when you needed a certain pervy grape to get away from you

During a training session, you had the unfortunate fate of being paired with Mineta

It would have been fine, if only Mineta would stop drooling all over you like you were a piece of meat

“You ready, beautiful?” he’d ask before you started your training mission

You rolled your eyes, trying to ignore his eyes practically undressing you as you walked past him

Mineta knows full damn well that by you being Bakugo’s s/o, he would get pummeled for so much as thinking such lewd thoughts about you

But he had been eyeing you for so long, and if Bakugo wasn’t around, he thought  he would be okay and not die if Bakugo wasnt near you

Oh how stupid that assumption was

As you two are walking, he just stares at your ass, keeping a few paces behind to watch it as you walk

“Can you not?” you ask, disgust in your voice

“What?” he asks as if he wasnt doing anything, “Im just walking.”

You fight the urge to kick him

You just sigh, turning around- it would be a long class period being paired with him for a training exercise, but you could manage

Of course this little purple idiot begins to start staring at your rear again

Anger and dread bubbles in your stomach- could he just not be like this for one second??

 You could easily pummel him into the ground- but you didnt want to waste your energy on somebody who didnt deserve to have your energy wasted on in the first place

So you continually took the anger that was caused by Mineta’s perverted staring

The icing on the cake though was when you felt a light squeeze on your rear, making you shoot around in shock

There he was, his hand in midair and this disgustingly blissful expression on his face

“Did you JUST-” you practically yelled out, rage and embarrassment making you begin to turn red

“I couldnt help it- it just looked so touchable-” he said, his hand about to touch you on your ass again

You took off in a run, Mineta making grabby hands behind you

You finally found Bakugo, who was paired with Yaomomo

“Katsuki!” you’d yell, running into his arms

He instantly noticed something was wrong- you were cuddled into his neck, giving a very pale looking Mineta a dirty look

“What the hell is going on?” he asked, his face harsh and serious

“He-he,” you gulped, the embarrasment rising, “he touch my, uh-”

Bakugo didnt need to hear anymore- he was concerned Mineta would do this, and now his fear became into reality

He internally kicked himself- he should have known Mineta would pull some pervy shit like that on you- he should have made sure you would have been okay

But that guilt quickly got overtaken by an incontrollable rage

“Did you just touch my girlfriend you fucking pervert?” he’d growl, his voice dangerously low

That meant shit was going down

Mineta gulped, his face paler than a sheet- Bakugo then grabbed him by the front of his shirt, dangling a terrified Mineta in the air

“Where?!”

“Huh?” Mineta asked in fear

“Where the hell did you touch her you idiot?!”

“Her-uh-her-butt-but-” Mineta sqeuaked out, trying to form some sort of excuse

Welp that when Bakugo saw black

You and Momo had to restrain Bakugo as he started going on a rampage, screaming all kinds of profanities

“You fuckng extra!! Im going to kill you! Shes my girl- you have no fucking right to touch her! Do that one more time and Ill blow you ass up! You hear me?! You so much as look at her and your ass will be seven feet under in your own ashes!”

Yeah- Whenever Mineta now sees you he walks the other way, and he hasnt bothered you since

Deku

Deku is very oblivious to Mineta’s harassment

Like- he can’t be that bad right???

*cough cough YES HE CAN

But if you tell him he will be the first to stomp over and give him a piece of his mind

If he sees it- oh he will be so UPSET

Mina has somehow rounded you up into one of her personal projects, in which she was creating an all girl dance

It was you, Momo, Toru, and Mina learning the choreography to a really upbeat girl group song

Tasty Carrots by Shou

You had finally learned all the choreography, now switching into outfits so Mina could put it into her social media

This girl def has a Tik Tok

Mina has put you all in little skater skirts, yours being high waisted, pleated, and reaching just barely reaching your mid thigh

Mina was squealing- “You all look so cute!!! We are TOTALLY going viral!”

Right as Mina started the music, and you began to do a few practice runs, Mineta and Kaminari walking past

Mineta had spotted you all from like a mile away

His literal wet dream- a bunch of girls dancing in little skirts

None of you notice though- you just continued with the choreography, attracting a little group on onlookers from the blaring music-including Midoriya

Mineta had pulled out his phone half way through and instantly started taking pics

At one part of the dance you have a tiny duet part with Mina where you bend down slightly

This perv instantly got right under you and took a whole ass pic

You heard a flash and look between your legs, seeing  the purple idiot

You screeched, your face red as you yanked your skirt down

Mina instantly started yelling at Mineta, trying to catch the little idiot while Kaminari tried to yank his phone away from him

Izuku was filled with raged-how dare he do that to you?!? He was about to give him a piece of your mind, but seeing your embarrassed face made him think otherwise

He ran over, wrapping you into a hug

You were feeling so dumb-you didn’t even notice the little group of onlookers forming, making you feel even more embarrassed

Midoriya then sees Mineta run past, and as if on instinct grabs him by the arm

Mineta squeaks, regret riding through his body-nobody has ever seen Midoriya look this mad

Izuku yanks Mineta’s phone out of his hand, quietly searching through his camera roll

He finds the picture and hi face turns a little red because geez you do look really hot-

He quickly (and permanently) deletes it, so Mineta can’t go into his recently deleted, and hands it back to him

“Don’t you ever, EVER do that again.” The threat seemed simple but the way Midoriya voice was full of ice and his eyes on fire made Mineta’s skin turn cold

Kirishima

sorry if this one seems longer than the rest!

It was the end of the year and Yaomomo had invited everyone to her house for a big summer celebration pool party!

Of course everyone was excited- Yaomomo was rich and her house was beautiful and massive! Also she was the best hostess anyone could imagine

Mineta was excited for another reason- he couldn’t wait to see all the girls in bathing suits of their own choice, not the dumb leotard-like ones the school made them wear

Secretly hoped they were as skimpy as possible

Momo had invited all the girls the night before to a massive sleepover- you all went shopping for new suits at a beach themed boutique

Of course it was super expensive, but the owners of the shop were friends of Yaomomo’s parents and gave you all a FAT discount

Everyone was super happy with their suits- yours was all red,  with a strappy red top, the bottom also matched in color and were slightly high waisted and showed off the sides of your thighs

The next morning you all spent time getting ready and helping Momo prepare to when everyone else came

Everyone started trickling in and greeting each other, getting snacks supplied by Momo and swimming or dancing to the “Top 50 Songs” playlist blasting outisde

You were in the kitchen getting some punch with Mina when Kirishima and Bakugo came in

Bakugo looked like he would rather be anywhere but there, while Kirihsima was just excited to find you and have some fun!

When Kirihsima saw you- his mouth dropped- you looked seriously stunning and he couldnt make his heart stop pounding so hard

Also your wearing red- he can try to act as chivalrous as he wants but he cant deny that red on you makes him go CRAZY inside

“Kirishima!” you yell happily when you see him, running over to give him a hug

He instantly twirls you around and tells you how pretty you look

You go outside and everyone begins to hang out, playing some games, swimming, dancing, or just plain mingling

Mineta is of course on a mission- he is just sitting in a really dark corner of the party pratically trying to memorize how all the girls look and drooling like a perv, concocting a plan in his twisted head of his

The moment he hears Uraraka yell- “Who wants to play volleyball- Boys vs Girls!” He instantly jumps up- now was time to get his plan in action

You and Kirishima join Uraraka, Izuku, Kaminari, Mina, Bakugo, and Tsuyu in the game

What you all didnt notice was Mineta, who was waiting patiently to pounce on one of the girls- he unfortunately chose you as his victim

When you wadded towards the end of the pool to try and save the ball, Mineta had reached over and pulled at one of the straps of your top, easily detangling it from your chest

You felt something loosen- and then horror rippled throughout your body

You qiuckly ducked under the water, only your eyes visible as your face was on fire

Mineta at first was cheering, your top tangled in his grubby hands, but then everyone started screaming at him, Mina throwing every threat she could think of while Uraraka tried to block you from sight and Froppy got you a towel

What really terrified Mineta was Kirishima- he was desperately trying to crawl out of the pool, all the boys trying to restrain him because he was literally going to KILL Mineta

Nobody had ever seen Kirishima that mad- even Bakugo

Mineta ran off, still holding onto your top as Tsuyu wrapped you in a towel

Kirishima ran over to you, wrapping you in a hug

“You okay? Im so sorry that happened! I’ll get your top back- I promise!”

And this boy did-of course after he calmed down- while Bakugo followed suit

As much as Bakugo hates to admit it, he does like you and you being his best friend’s girl, he protects you as much as Eijirou does

They both found where Mineta was hiding, Bakugo grabbing the little grape while Kirishima rambled on about “how unmanly that was” and how Mineta needed to “respect women and be more chivalrous”

Also may or may have not have told him that if he ever did anything like that again he wouldnt hestitate to teach him a lesson

After that little stunt, Yaomomo kicked him out of the party, all the girls breathing a sigh of relief

Kirishima came back, all the girls sitting around you and giving support-but once they saw Kiri they’d knew you’d be okay and gave you some privacy

This boy cuddled the crap out of you for the rest of the day and didnt wanna let go

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Requests open| Matchups closed!

[raventheempress]

So, I had another one of my crazy-ass dreams...

So, I have to tell you about this dream I had the other night, because OMG.

Basically, I had another one of my "Raven had pizza way too close to bedtime again and OD'd on lactose" induced dreams, of which are always bizarre and vivid. The dream was really oddly "animated". Think like, a really awesome blend of Young Justice and the Speed Racer movie (which was fuckng amazing and people are dumb for not thinking so. The way it was filmed and the effects were fantastic and a great way to make a live action movie feel animated. I loved it.), so obviously it was absolutely fabulous.

So, as usual in these dreams, I was being chased by assassins. Today's assassins, were played by Bob Barker (from The Price is Right) and David Hasslehoff (from Baywatch). Bob was wearing his usual suit with a thin little microphone glued to his hand, and David was in his Baywatch garb with his little floatie device and everything. 

As we were running, they were attacking me, as one would expect. Bob Barker's weapon of choice was to toss uncastrated cats at me. They would cling to my shoulders and cough hairballs on me before getting bored and jumping off, making room for a new cat. I kept yelling that I always get my pets spayed and neutered, but no sympathy was won. 

[For you youngin’s, Bob Barker always ended the Price is Right with the encouragement to spay or neuter your cats because he was sad at how many cats get euthanized because of over-population and castrating them curbs that]

David Hasslehoff was tossing tubes of Blue Lizard sunscreen at me. Some of the bottles would burst open and blind me with the lotion, the rest would increase the concussion. Other times, actual blue lizards were flung. They would sit on my shoulders or on top of my head and smack me in the face with their tails until the tails fell off and the lizards turned green and ran away. Yeah, I don't know either...

I was saved by Batman. Batman was played by both Adam West and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Adam was in his usual suit and the Rock was wearing the BTAS era suit style. You know how in dreams, it can be like you are watching a movie? It was like that and every time that Batman was off screen for a half second, it would switch between Adam and the Rock, even mid-sentence. It was weird but hilarious. Of course, Batman needs his Robin. Tonight, the part of the Boy Wonder was played by Ryan Reynolds, in the old school costume with the booty short speedo and elf boots and everything. Yes, he did work them just as much as you expect, and yes, he and the Rock as the new Batman and Robin is the newest thing I never knew I wanted so desperately.

So, they put me into "protective custody", which basically means they took me to the Batcave and left me under the "watchful" eyes of the robot dinosaur and Michael Jackson (who was wearing an insanely awesome costume that was a combination of a Peter Pan outfit and his jacket from Beat It). Michael, was an awful bodyguard, spending his time moonwalking on the ceiling while the dinosaur gnawed on a giant bone, so obviously, I was kidnapped. I was brought to an amusement park and locked in a house of mirrors. While I never found out the "why", the "who" that put the hit out on me was Two-Face. Now, Two-Face's body wasn't built enough to be the one and not skinny enough to be the other, so I'm not sure who it belonged to, but the faces were played by Arnold Schwarzenegger and Neil Patrick Harris. (I have no idea who my brain hired as the casting agent for this dream, but I think they really went overboard)

At this point, things got fuzzy. There was a Scooby-Doo style chase through the amusement park to a mash up of Beck and The Beastie Boys. I'm pretty sure some other things happened. Somehow, I got rescued by the Flash, who was played by William Shatner, who immediately insisted I repay his heroism by marrying him. He used the same punctuated speaking style as he did in Star Trek and only spoke in puns. After rescuing me, he continued to badger me with marriage proposals... or is it marriage proPUNsals? Ha! I made a funny. Anyway, more things happen that I can't remember, but Shatner starts getting really really demandy with the proposals and I'm rescued from him by Aquaman. He pulls me into the ocean, that magically appeared in the center of a random lake, and because I'm not Atlantean or part fish, I drown, because Bill Gates (Aquaman) isn't nearly as smart in my dreams as he claims to be in real life.

So, there you go. Crazy dream, yeah? Though I seriously need Tim Burton to team up with the people who made Speed Racer so they can cast the Rock and Ryan Reynolds in the next Batman film. It would be so freaking amazing. I need it to happen!

[flowerflamestars]

⭐ do you have any crumbs about tidal? ⭐

TIDAL MY MONSTER CHILD MASTERPIECE

Endless crumbs, but I'm going to try to remain circumspect. Three fun scenes. Bold for commentary from here on out!

Cassian knew all the rumors.

Cassian has been ACTIVELY SEEKING OUT THE RUMORS. Their careers circle each other- their stats make them nearly level on a playing field that barely even exists. Cassian thinks Nesta in combat is like...the platonic ideal of a drift pilot.

All the stories- Serene Majesty’s design included armor made from Kaiju bone (TRUE, THANKS PROFESSOR VANSERRA), Serene was painted to match the exact blue shade of her older pilot’s eyes (False, but a very sexy coincidence that absolutely made it into war propaganda), Serene’s nuclear core was the oldest still running, and they were lucky she hadn’t melted the ocean floor of the Bering Strait right down to the mantle.

Fact: Nesta Archeron had solo piloted forty-one minutes longer than the nearest record holder, who’d died in minute sixteen.

Can you hear Cassian's admiration? That LONGING for partnership. The raw appreciation of skill. MHM BABE YOU ARE NOT LOOKING RESPECTFULLY AND YOU KNOW IT Story: Nesta Archeron called him a patchwork dickbag within moments of meeting him, and proceeded to kick his ass, before they even let them drop test.

Picture, if you will, the very Fun Mako/Raleigh fight with the poles? the compatibility test? Right. That. Tank tops. Barren light and sweaty skin. REALLY GOOD HAIR. But a hand-to-hand fight.

Cassian: oh fun yes fuck let's do this lets see how we move together, come play Archeron

Nesta: walks right up to him and clocks him

The first thing Elain said when she saw Asani was, “Oh, Nesta.”

And despite the fact that Nesta felt more like climbing bare through the Breach than getting in a jaeger with the man, she knew what her sister was seeing. The smile- two dimples on the right but one of the left. Close-cropped dark curls getting just long enough to assert themselves.

Shoulder and arms and everything that matched the face saying- you’re looking at a sculpture. You’re looking at a person whose whole being might as well have been idealized from an artists eyes.

14 drops, 12 kills. Only two back to back drops in the same jaeger.

Hand to hand combat elite. Muay Thai. Second generation marine.

Charm that had cracked Amren.

Elain: Nesta that man is more your type than Your Type. HE CAN KEEP UP WITH YOU. He's not afraid of you. “I know,” Nesta said. Nesta: YES I WANT TO CLIMB THAT MOUNTAIN

Elain arched a pale brow- different color, same shape- and hummed. “And he’s?” Elain: a perfect lock, a fucking doom, a sync so deep and long lasting you probably can't drift with ANYONE ELSE? “Yep.” Nesta: Yes. Nesta to Nesta: SO I'M PROBABLY GOING TO END UP ACCIDENTALLY KILLING HIM IN FUCKING DRIFT LIKE I DID YOU- THAT PERFECT STUPID ASSHOLE- Quietly, Elain swore.

She stole the binder out of his hand- they both pretended he hadn’t already been holding it out, that their reaches hadn’t perfectly, on time, overlapped. STILL GHOSTING BESTIES

She opened it. “Mhmm. Where are we from? Easy, we’re both American. Do we have siblings?” She snickered. “Yes. Where did we go to school? Places that are under the ocean now.”

GUYS guys guys they are both from places that no longer EXIST. They both came of age in war! they both, in a fucked way, thrive in the war. It's what they have- the infinite drift, purpose, and their siblings who are a direct part of that. Cassian tried to take the binder back. She shut it on his hand. “That gave us the childhood trauma book?” AMREN IS GOOD AT HER JOB (AND FUCKING WITH NESTA) She flicked the hand he hadn’t moved, lodged between the pages. “Origin stories, Asani.” Nesta is a fucking NERD and she likes the shape of Cassian's name in her mouth. “We already know all of this, Archeron,” He sighed, and she finally let him pull back. “Wanna flip?” It seemed like a trap- it felt like…fun. Cassian had the distinctly wild thought that Nesta must have been a nightmare in first level training, and half wished he’d seen it. Had her voice already contained that murder drawl at sixteen?

The only thing messier than baby! Feysand would have been Baby Nessian. It would have been on sight. It would have been a CATASTROPHE. they would have fucked it up so hard and then longed for each other for years until like...out of the blue eloping the very next time they crossed paths. No hesitation.

Cassian leaned forward, propped elbows on knees. “Go ahead.” He might have said it like a challenge- Nesta’s face might have brightened in catlike pleasure.

“Cassian Karam Asani. Twenty-seven years old, in service since your eighteenth birthday.” She was watching his face, and Cassian could do little but stare back. “You grew up on the East coast. Have an older brother. You’re a caffeine addict who likes to box. Dad died when you were ten.You have your mother’s green eyes and your paternal grandfathers face.” Her gaze flickered up, caught him.

Cassian could hear his heart hammering in his chest, pull from the rise and fall of his ribs too fast. “That’s not in my file.”

Cassian to the world: calm, cheerful, good at his job. Cassian to himself: Sure I'm Good at this Sure I Can Feel Her in my BONES- sure i definitely fucked this up- there's no way nESTA WANTS TO KNOW ME- SHE CAN'T POSSIBLY-

Nesta: it's real bitch “We dropped, Asani.” More than a drop, a successful drift. He didn’t need to say it, Nesta was already sniping in victory. “You love strawberry matcha cake.” “I can make it, too,” Cassian shot, with forced lightness.

Cassian: I COULD MAKE IT FOR YOU? what else did you see? if I'm yours...you're mine? please.

“Nesta Iseult Archeron. West Coast. Your mom taught literature, which is how you got that name. She died when you were twelve. You’re the older sister. You’re also a caffeine addict. Three tattoos. You miss sparring with your sister, and it makes you feel like shit. You horde Korean moisturizer.” “Eight tattoos.” She didn’t mean herself. SHE'S GOING TO LEARN THEM WITH HER TEETH YALL

“You hate the color blue.” hELLO, Trauma She laughed, and it wasn’t particularly joyful. “Your brother’s downstairs in the labs.” “Wrong.” Realer smile, he wanted to keep talking, “I have two.”

Nesta recrossed her legs, the entire table monopolized. “Middle child?’

An outstretched brown hand, tilted back and forth, “Azriel is only a year older than me. My other brother is…more complicated. Much younger. Az and I half raised him, but we don’t really talk.” And Nesta, mystifyingly said, “Me too. Two sisters, I mean.” She rolled her shoulders, made a face that said fuck, as her mouth continued with, “I’ve been trying to keep her out of a jaeger since she was fourteen.”

Nesta casts them IN THE SAME ROLE in her head. The middle child thing trips her for precisely two seconds and then. of course. Yeah, of course. “Three Archerons in the corps? Thats”- “The Admiralties wet dream, I know. She’s good- she’s so, so good, but I’m trying to make sure she grows up first.”

Nesta: OVER MY DEAD FUCKNG BODY WILL MY BABY SISTER GO FIGHT THIS WAR

“Rhys can’t drift. He’s Airforce now, incredible- twenty years ago, he’d be on tract to be an astronaut, but now-“ I loved making Rhys finally bad at something? He's a smart, angry kid thrashing around in a difficult world. He's SO CLASSICALLY YOUNG AND STUPID ABOUT EVERYTHING “Now the world is gone to shit?” “Tried to, at least.” Her laugh was nearly silent, small. Real.

Cassian looked at Nesta, and Nesta looked at Cassian.

The Look. The i SEE YOU AND YOU SEE ME, no this changes nothing, no this changes everything Look-

Amren is very, very, VERY good at her job, have I mentioned that?

[tfw-no-tennis]

mtmte liveblog issue 22

oooh man, its time to feel some EMOTIONS!

I'm BACK after a hiatus, which was due in part to me getting my 1st dose of the covid vaccine! woohoo!

anyways, starting here w/issue 22....we have a great cover w/thunderclash, the legend himself

oof. the covers made me forget how much I don't like the art this issue...I hate to be mean to the artists but this art style just isn't doin it for me chief

god I love this issue though. the framing device of rewind’s movie is so so fantastic

tailgate listing off all his fake awards/accomplishments....ily 

rodimus my boy, you're a prime in my heart

the ‘not a decepticon’ label for cyclonus is so much hvbhkjfbskjf

I literally wanna comment on every single panel bc I love all the characters so much but then id be here forever...that being said whirl ily sm 

hvbjdfbhsfjhdfshja BRAINSTORM ‘according to perceptor - ships genius’ hvhdkjhbfhjs ily dumb gay idiot

and then the cut to perceptor after brainstorm like, blew up his lab vjbkdsfnbksjf dude

GODDDDDD drift ‘your name...defines you. it’s your soul expressed in syllables. hm? oh, yes, sorry. it’s drift.’ GOD he’s so fucking funny. I love early story hippy drift

god I cant stop thinking about how good this whole issue would be as an animated show...like, specifically rewinds film, it would be SO FUCKING GOOOOOOD mtmte show WHEN

rewiiiiind ;_; I fuckgin love rewind god. fellow video editing enthusiast....

ohhhh rodimus being embarrassed about his big speech at the beginning of mtmte....my boy I love u so much

gjhnbgehjsrkfbjksf magnus being suspicious of rewind oh my god. magnus ily but please, look at the lil guy, he’s a good boy, most of the time

the fuckgin footage that magnus removed hbvhakjbfhskf god. wasn't that intended to be footage of magnus dancing? I love him

minibot squad.....

and here it begins, the mystery stick rung question...

poor rung oh my god he’s just trying to polish his lil spaceship and people r throwing shit at him. taking Ls as per usual it seems

hand grenade tag hvbfjksdnfbkjdf love that callback

noooo rungs ship :( 

magnus’s censorship vhbhadkjfhdbhjsakjhfn

oh man I forgot about how they met that race of Transformers But More 

the one-upsmanship hbvkajsbehfjks

whirrrrrl lmao I love whirl sm

goddddd whirl just killing that other alien and ending the 16 million yr long civil war bvkjsdbfhjjkafs so fucking much

oh god oh god the ‘are you happy’ page, I'm not emotionally equipped to handle this like, ever

but I will say I feel like it would be EVEN MORE oof if it were milne or someone drawing it bc I feel like this art style takes away from some of the impact bc the expressions aren't really that...expressive? idk how to put it

anyways. every single answer destroys me!!! like even the happy ones, like chromedome and rewind and tailgate - well, in present time, none of those three are doing so hot, so that makes this just hurt 

and rung....that is so fucking depressing. jesus. this guy is so fuckng sad, somebody get him a friend stat

and swerve...ouch. this readthru I've really noticed how much early-mtmte swerve is not-so-subtly like, crying out for help bc he’s so alone and shit. jesus 

also brainstorms response is just plain ole sad w/context, but at this point in the story without context, it just seems very foreboding lmao. I'm realizing this readthru that brainstorm is very sketchy and ominous in a particular ‘is he evil?’ mad scientist sorta way in early mtmte

and then everyone else is also just so OOF in their own unique sad ways, but I think the worst out of everyone is drift....GODDDDDD. especially considering that at this point in the story, drift is this kinda goofy hippy guy, so seeing him just sit there with his face in his hand, not even answering the question...AND knowing that shortly after this he’ll end up banished...IT FUCKING HURTS M8!

meanwhile, the more upbeat��‘quest to see rungs alt mode’ continues...with an ‘alt mode party’ vhbadkjsdfnabskjf it looks so silly with a bunch of cars just sitting around a table lmao

I cant even tell who everyone is bc they so rarely turn into cars n shit lmaoooooo 

rodimus with the bucket on his head hbvhakjbfskjf I CANT

everyone’s reactions to thunderclash...i fucking love it

the fact that TAILGATE doesn't hate him, even though we’ve seen that tailgate tends to dislike people who are universally liked/who have achieved a lot of impressive things

rodimus you petty thot vbdkjbfdjhsakjdf ily

RODIMUS IS SO FUNNYYYYYY ‘I'm not making all these sacrifices and leading these guys into battle and being inspirational - I'm not doing that because it makes me look good’ RODIMUS VBHSKJDFNBKSJF

thunderclash talking about magnus’s article on typefaces....hdbksjfsdbkjgfb bro

AND THEN MAGNUS HUGS HIM....HGBSKJFDSHFKD I CANT

POOR DRIFT bvhajkdfbhjkjsfd rodimus saying he ‘rehabilitated him’ oh my god

the whole spectralism thing...im sorry I cant get over how funny all this is vbakdjfbksjf thunderclash rlly b out here charming rodimus’s entire crew

and then ratchet comes in, calling tc ‘thunders,’ and tc immediately notices ratchets new hands (somehow) hvbkjfhbskjf truly amazing

it cracks me up that rodimus is all 😒😒 at thunderclash, even though as we come to find out, tc really IS That Perfect, and him complimenting rodimus isn't sarcasm at all lmao

AND THEYRE LOOKING FOR THE KNIGHTS OF CYBERTRON TOO HVSDHFJBSHKHDFJS OF COURSE

the vis vitalis being a life support machine spaceship is a really cool concept tho

‘rescuing some orphans from an exploding sun’ I fucking cant

evil guy: [holds a gun to thunderclash’s head] 

rodimus: :D finally something doesn't go his way!

he’s so petty I’m..........dkdjhfdabhduifadijgl

and its the aliens from earlier! oooh

GODDD I forgot that swerve used rung in mystery stick mode to SCHWACK the guy

rung casually dropping the fact that the functionists like, experimented on him...there's a lot of implications there, and that'll certainly be explored more later...

the fact that his ID card says ‘rong’ hvbhjakhdsbfakhsjfn 

oughufadkfujbsfk the circle of light throwing wrenches n shit at skids...guys cmon vbhsdjkfnslfd

the circle of light is like ‘wtf you all have trauma and a bunch of weird unhealthy coping mechanisms this is wack byeeeee’ lmao

skids calling the lost light his home is rlly sweet tho

cant believe the religious space hippy cult is being so rude about a film made by a guy who died like a week ago. unreal 

cd finally figured out how to make the pffft sound, good for him

AUGHHHHH the fact that rewind used ‘little victories’ as the title of the film and that's something that chromedome said in the video ;_; I'm fucking inconsolable 

rodimus, despite his obvious posturing for the camera during the whole issue, comes off as surprisingly genuine when he says that he hasn't thought about his own future much, but wants the crew to have a happy ending....im gonna cry

‘who knows what's around the corner?’ tailgate, PLEASE don't say that, oh my god, 

OUGHHHH GROUP SHOT 

OHHH mannnnNNNNN i love this issue SO MUCH. what a good fun emotional rollercoaster wrap-up to mtmte s1. god. 

like, this issue has it all - humor, drama, crippling sadness, intrigue, worldbuilding...it’s so excellent 

and getting to see rewind again hurts so bad but also I love him

ok quick mtmte s1 retrospective...god s1 is so fucking good. I'm gonna have to read more to say which chunk of mtmte I liked best but s1 is so fucking excellent that it might be my favorite. though its hard to pick bc there's so much good stuff later on too...whatever, the point is s1 is so so good

the plotlines and characters are fucking stellar. like I cant even believe how well Everything works, its very impressive. I cant really think of anything major that made me go ‘yeah could've done without that plotline/character’

I love how dedicated jro is to connecting everything. I've mentioned it before but basically every single moment in the series has payoff - what you initially think is just a funny moment, or a fluffy character establishment bit, ends up ALSO being an important plot point later, in some way

an example would be here w/rung and his alt mode - it just seems like a fun little B-plot for this issue, and seems to pretty neatly conclude with the reveal that rung was eventually classified as an ‘ornament’ (lmao)...but we later on get to see a lot more about this, both here and in the functionist universe 

and like, stuff like tailgate’s autobot lessons w/magnus - at first that can be seen as purely character establishment stuff, showing that magnus is a strict rule-lover and tg is a loveable try-hard good boy - but that becomes plot relevant in remain in light, with tailgate saving the day due to his knowledge of the autobot code (and its also character relevant, with magnus’s arc in remain in light). 

and I know this is like. a normal regular thing in writing, but I'm just very impressed about how cleanly jro pulls it off, and how many things he’s juggling at once, especially in early mtmte - it’s very ambitious!

and we gotta remember, this is a comic book. I've read a lot of comic books, and the quality is all over the place. a lot of writers bite off more than they can chew, and the story ends up kinda scattered as a result. 

another thing I see a lot in franchise writing like this is a lack of strong early character establishing due to the author assuming the readers are at least somewhat familiar with the characters already - which can be totally fair depending on where it is in the continuity, but other times it can come off as lazy

in mtmte, the cast is extremely well fleshed out, and not only that, the cast itself is unique in that there are a lot of relative unknowns (franchise-wise) - which I think was an absolutely brilliant move, because then jro was able to essentially create The Definitive Version of these characters - characters like swerve, brainstorm, chromedome, rewind, tailgate...mtmte is their baseline characterization, because they haven't really appeared in much else

this also allows for deviation from the franchise norms - again, a comic book classic is good writing being stifled by a need to stick to a certain status quo regard the characters, the world, the powers, relationships, etc

(I've mostly read DC comics, and some marvel, so I'm thinking superheroes w/all these comic comparisons)

so mtmte had a good recipe for genuine creativity in that the characters were relative unknowns, the plot was basically ‘space road trip,’ the status quo of ‘autobot vs decepticon war’ had been demolished throughout the entire franchise...so jro was able to take all that and run, and it turned out so fantastic

and luckily it isn't over yet! so many comics suffer from premature cancellation...and sadly mtmte/ll isn't exempt from this, as we’ll see later, but I've seen some awful ones, where comics are forced to wrap up in like 2 issues while in the middle of an arc. yikes. 

but another comic staple...one of my least favorite things about comics books in general...something that was basically responsible for driving me away from comics after reading a bunch...the dreaded crossover event

yep, even mtmte isn't immune to this unfortunate plague on the comic industry. crossover events are the absolute worst, and I'm saying this as somebody who adores crossovers (in concept more than execution usually). they SHOULD be my favorite, but unfortunately they p much always completely suck

they're essentially a ploy to get you to read the other ongoing titles, but they usually only serve to bog down whatever story you're reading to the point where you don't even wanna read that one anymore, let alone read all the other ongoings. at least, that’s been my experience 

it doesn't help that reading orders tend to be hard to find/keep track of, and that you need to go read the other series to know what's going on. I just hate it, like, I came here to read THIS series, I don't want a bunch of other series showing up too - even if I was reading two series, I wouldn't want them crossed over, because they're separate stories! augh!

I'm totally losing my focus here but my point is...crossover events suck, and mtmte unfortunately is involved in one. I have not read dark cybertron, and I'm not about to. I've heard nothing but bad things so I have no desire to inflict that upon myself 

soooo ill be reading through the tfwiki articles for those issues to give myself a better understanding of what went on - which is more than I've ever done in the past - and maybe ill even make a single post summarizing my thoughts on what I read in the wiki, lmao

but yea ill be skipping to the mtmte s2 stuff next 

phew ok I'm super tired, my vision keeps blurring out and stuff lmao. its time for bed, I probably have more thoughts but ill save them for later. for now...peace out!

[spohkh]

GOOD AFTERNOON I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION! Please tell me how Dean and Cas would have been if they were raising baby Jack! Also do you think Claire would have babysat for her little brother sometimes if their dads were on a hunt?

HELLO SARAH thank u for this ask that was designed to drive me, specifically, ins*ne ❤️

i feel like... okay. oh this is going to be SO rambling i apologize in advance. 

but ok so we KNOW for a fact that dean is a dad like he is just A DAD it is so integral to his being. he's caring and attentive and isn't afraid of the fact that kids can be gross or annoying because he recognizes that they are KIDS and need patience and care. so i feel like at first dean would just take over the bulk of the care for jack bc its just natural for him at this point. (IM THINKING ABOUT HIM BOUNCING THAT BABY IN WHATEVER EP THAT WAS AND ITS MAKING ME WANT TO CRY. HE IS SO GOOD WITH KIDS HES MEANT TO HAVE KIDS HES SO FULL OF LOVE!!!!) and cas ALWAYS looks to dean first when it comes to learning How To Be Human™ so he'd be watching what dean does to emulate him. i imagine theres a lot of "no no no--you need to support his head like THIS", and, "oh that means he's hungry here this is how you should hold the bottle", at the start of their care for him

GOD WASNT DEAN ALSO HUMMING A ZEPPELIN SONG TO THAT BABY HE WAS BOUNCING IN WHATEVER EPISODE THAT WAS (PLEASE SOMEONE DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT EPISODE IM TALKING ABOUT) HRRGHRGRGHGH LED ZEPPELIN LULLABIES BUT BETTER THAN THAT--BETTER THAN DEAN HUMMING HARD ROCK LULLABIES TO BABY JACK--CAS BEING LIKE OH YEAH THATS GREAT AND CASSSSSS HUMMNING HARD ROCK LULLABIIEISSS TO BABY JACKKKKK I AM GOING SUPERSONIC. 

ALSO its important to rmmbr that jack ISNT fully human so there will be things that only cas will be able to take care of. my fuckng god they really are the perfect pair to care for jack oh god im getting emotional. i have no idea what those angel-specific needs would BE.... like god when jack is especially fussy and his unchecked powers start to come out dean is like okie doke time to tap in the angel husband i cannae handle getting laserbeamed by my infant son rn 😌✌🏼 and cas is like honestly id rather deal with jack trying to suplex me into the fuckng wall than change his diaper. quite simply i must admit you humans are kinda nasty at times god bless. but yeah jack would have ALL of his needs addressed thanks to having a human dad and an angel dad which i think is so key!! and is smth that they did kind of have in the show but due to um fukcng EVERYTHING else going on i felt like his human side was kinda neglected and wasnt developed as much as it couldve/shouldve been, which led to, yknow, a lot of dangerous misunderstandings. jack certainly needs and deserves to have his WHOLE self nurtured and recognized.

also wow itd be so nice to have an eldritch interdimensional being who technically doesnt need sleep as your co-parent bc dean can get ALLLLL he blissful sleep he needs while cas takes care of the nighttime baby needs! UGH perfect

AND YES. OF COURSE CLAIRE WOULD BABYSIT JACK. GOD IF EVER THERE WERE A GIRL DESERVING OF A YOUNGER SIBLING. she has older sister syndrome ANYWAY. also shes dean kin so i think itd be REALLY funny if dean is like are you SURE youre okay to take care of him? remember hes a nephilim like he has powers it can be really dangerous when he gets too worked up. actually forget it we'll call rowena or something i dont want you to get hurt. and claire is like dad. for real. just fuck off and go kill the werewolves or whatev i got this. and when they get back from the hunt they come back and jack is like fast asleep beside claire, who is ofc completely fine, and deans like did nothing happen??? claires like WHO do you think youre talking to of course its all fine he was a perfect angel (snicker snicker) because he likes ME. like jack goes down so easy for claire hes just always so calm and happy with her, never fusses, dean is like WHAT gives like not wanting to admit hes a little jealous that jack has never tried to laserbeam HER and shes like what can i say? sibling privilege. we have an understanding :) like father like daughter shes just a natural caregiver. dean is so proud. cas is so proud. they are so happy. oh my god. they love their kids so much. 

in conclusion. dean and cas would be the most loving parents a baby nephilim could hope for. just today MY dad said to me that parents never want their kids to experience the pain that they have experienced themselves. he said that bc i was upset he wouldnt teach me how to change the light fixture in my closet bc there was a live wire and he didnt want me to get shocked like he has in the past BUT THE SAME PRINCIPLE APPLIES where, i feel like ESPECIALLY for dean, they would do their utmost to raise jack (AND claire) with the care that was so lacking from their own childhood experiences. 

dean certainly tried with sam and did a good job, but he was a kid himself then and wasnt fully equipped to provide all the emotional support a child needs. now, as an adult in a supportive, committed relationship, dean will have the chance to REALLY devote himself in the way he was always meant to. 

and cas...well... whats more human than caring for your child? everyday his love deepens--his love for dean, his love for their little house, his love for the honeybees and the clouds in the sky. all things he was never meant to have any feelings for, he just loves and loves and loves more because of the little life he has with dean and claire and now his little baby. everyday he becomes more himself because of his love for his family, and he pours all of that back into them. he is just so adoring. he listens to every sound jack makes with keen attention, committing every nonsensical syllable to memory, because its all important. he wants to make sure jack knows how loved he is and how recognized he is and how appreciated he is, just for existing. he wants jack to feel seen and known, in the ways he never was by his own father.

the way dean and cas are with baby jack is that they try. fundamentally thats what its all about. just trying. because u love so much. thank u

[pastelninjaimagines]

This is so many letters but: A B D E G K M X Z for Obito please?✌️🥺✌️

Obito

Ahhhhh the og husband, yaassss

A ctivities - What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?

Obito will follow you around like a goddamn lost puppy. Whatever you wanna do, whatever your hobbies are, you can count on him to wanna do them with you and try new stuff out. He’s adventurous so trying new things together is something he immensely enjoys. He really does like exploring new places, so if you like traveling than you’re a match made in heaven.

For a more modern au, he would loveeee to go on cross-country road trips. Just spend a couple weeks and see what there is to explore. Also amusement parks are an absolute must. Would also like something more low key like going to see a movie on a rainy day. And can you say board games? Bc this man is the king of board games. Watch him crushing it at monopoly out there

B eauty - What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?

Ok so he loves literally everything about you. There’s nothing he doesn’t admire. Literally. Your personality, your looks. He loves it all and worships you like the god/goddess you are. A few things he admires specifically is your kindness and compassion. The fact that you overlook his flaws, both physically and personality-wise, and how accepting of him you are, literally blows his mind all the time. Sometimes he has to pinch himself to make sure that he’s not dreaming you up. Your compassion for him and for others is incredible to him and so endearing that it makes him love you more. As for a physical trait that he loves, it’s definitely your soft smile and kind eyes. Just the way you look at him sends butterflies in his stomach and makes him as giddily nervous as a schoolboy. You’re his precious sunshine and he wants to protect your beautiful smile. 

D reams - How do they picture their future with their s/o?

All this man wants is a peaceful, happy future with the love of his life DEAR GOD PLS GIVE THIS TO HIM he just wants to be happy!!! Like his top-tier fantasy is the two of you living in a decently sized house, away from others (but not too distant) living comfortably, maybe with a kid or two running around. Top-tier stuff fam, he’s gushy and pretty simple with his wants

E qual - Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?

So, he’s sort of a switch when it comes to relationship dominance. He likes his way and can be incredibly head-strong (an Uchiha gene), but he also wants to make you happy and often puts your happiness above his own. Sometimes these two opposing feelings conflict and he can feel a bit muddled, but he really does try to make everything an equal partnership. 

G ratitude - How grateful are they in general? Are they aware of what their s/o is doing for them?

Ok, Obito is beyond grateful for you. You brought softness and love back into his life. You taught him what it is to feel happiness again. Like, you were a gift he didn’t think he deserved. He fuckng loves you. He knows he’s beyond lucky to keep you around and he’s very aware of the color you brought to his dull, dreary existence. YOU ARE HIS TREASURE and he tells you literally all the time how blessed he feels that your paths collided. Trust me, he’ll never shut up about it. You’re very aware he’s grateful for having you. 

K iss - Are they a good kisser? What was the first kiss like?

At first he had 0 (zero) idea what he was doing with kissing. Like homeboy was as inexperienced as you could possibly get. However, he’s a quick study. He picked up what was goin on. After feeling his way through the motions, he’s a damn good kisser. He just has a way of making your head swoon with just a simple kiss. Also neck kisses. He’s a fine connoisseur of neck kisses. Knows how to give em, and loveesss receiving them. Also if you kiss him on the nose, he’ll die of happiness. 

M arriage - Do they want to get married? How do they propose? What would the marriage be like?

this right here kinda depends on whether we’re talking about canon Obito, or post-canon au Obito where he somehow lived lmao bc those two answers are wildly different. If we’re talking strictly canon Obito, no he has no desire to get married whatsoever. He’s sort of living in this quasi-reality state, and while he loves you, he hates tradition and thinks of marriage as pointless

Now AU post-canon Obito, hell yeah he wants to marry you! You put up with him? You love him? He’s putting a ring on you asap! 

He plans this whole elaborate plan to propose to you that may or may not go completely awry. He imagines the moonlight filtering down, him leading you down a secluded that ends in the areas he set up to pop the question decorated ahead of time with glittering lights and an exorbitant amount of your favorite flowers. Now of course he couldn’t predict the weather. He was already nervous as hell, hands shaking, a cold sweat down his back. And just as he’s about to lead you to the flowery oasis he spent hours decorating, it begins to pour buckets of rain like heaven decided to let out a second flood. You’re both all dressed up, soaking wet within a minute, however you’re already at the spot, he’s got the ring in his pocket. He thinks to himself, fuck it, and gets down on one knee anyway. A little rain won’t stop him from asking you to share the rest of your lives together

Marriage with Obito is pretty blissful. Sure you’re both kinda outcasts (bc of his past and all) but you’re incredibly happy. His mission in life is to make you as happy as possible. And that’s what he does. He’s incredibly kind, pretty goofy and always keeps you entertained with his antics that normally go not-as-planned. 

X OXO - Are they very affectionate? Do they love to kiss and cuddle?

After you two have officially established your relationship, he becomes incredibly affectionate, most to the point where he’s borderline clingy. He was touched starved as all hell before you came along. Once he gets a little taste of affection he’ll be clinging to you when you guys are alone like a sloth clings to a tree. You’ll have to pry him off of you. It’s honestly pretty cute. Pls give him head massages it’s his literal favorite thing while you guys are cuddling together. He also really loves pulling you onto his lap and showering you with kisses. Just pls give him affection he deserves it. 

Z eal - Are they willing to go to great lengths for the relationship? If so, what kind of?

It’s painfully canon how far Obito is willing to go for the one he loves. Will he start a world war for you? Yes. Will he consider ending the universe for you? Double yes. but in all seriousness, Obito loves you. He doesn’t wanna lose the best and brightest thing in his life. He would literally do anything for you and your safety. Because you’re his whole world and he wants to protect his sunshine.

[polygamyff]

20. Part 3

Robyn ran her fingers through my hair when I pressed my lips against the curve of her neck “oh fuck” She bit back a mouthful of loud moans, gripping the bottom of her ass, I scooped her up and Robyn wrapped her legs around my waist. I moved my hands to her hips and continued to thrust inside of her. Her back hit the wall and Robyn trembled when I gazed into her eyes and pushed my dick in deep. She is so tight and wet around me, her slick walls were clenching and squeezing me. I held her up against the wall and furiously fucked her. Releasing all the tension “I fuckng love you” I sighed sucking down on her skin, Robyn let out a long gut wrenching scream when I bit down on her neck and spread her legs wide against the wall, thrusting into her harder “oh fuck Maurice.” Water is pouring down over us and Robyn’ screams filled the shower. My dick throbbed inside of her as I stroked in deep. Her eyes were rolling around in her head “fuck me” Robyn whimpered, my lips were lingering against her neck, licking her skin. Robyn’ head fell back and she clung to him as her body shook and trembled. I was pumping in and out of her so hard and fast that she could only pull on the roots of my hair when her orgasm hit her, she yelled at the top of her lungs. Crying out when her orgasm rocked through her. I continued to pump into her until I poured my seeds deep inside of her.

I slowed my strokes down almost completely, I still was holding Robyn against the shower wall and was now staring into her eyes. I felt a calming feeling wash through me, I felt relaxed,. Smiling, I gently kissed Robyn’ lips “Mhmmmm” Robyn groaned when I slipped out of her and set her on the shower floor “my legs, chile!” Robyn held onto my arm “can’t feel them?” I said with a smile “something like that, in that moment I didn’t care but now. But damn” she is funny “you look so cute, I like you like this” placing my hand on her stomach “like what?” she asked “chubby” Robyn’ head snapped in my direction “excuse me? I am fat?” frowning at her “no, chubby is cute. Like your cheeks are cute, I just want to bite them” Robyn gawked at me “so now I am fat? So I squashed you? Is that what you used the wall? You can’t carry me, I am just too fat” my eyes widened at the words Robyn is saying to me “I am fat to you?” shaking my head “no, you have a beautiful body” which she does, what is her problem “I will shower after, I am too fat for you” is she being real right now “seriously Robyn!?” watching Robyn walk out of the shower.

Wrapping the towel around my torso, Robyn really just walked out the shower like that, I didn’t think it was that bad. She is cute though, she has gained weight but it’s not a bad thing, I can still carry her “Robyn? Hear me out, I don’t think you’re fat, you have gained weight because you are pregnant, that is not a bad thing. I like it, you look cute” am I saying something wrong here, she is looking at me like she wants to beat me so bad “a bad thing? So wait a minute, my husband to be looks at me fat, no wonder you keep looking at me like I’m cute as shit, it’s not cute being fat and you made me feel insecure, just shut up” she pushed by me “and I don’t want you in the shower with me ever again until I have had this baby” she banged the door shut, blinking several times in confusion. That was so dramatic, I didn’t even do or say anything bad. Because I found her chubby and cute, that’s not a bad thing. Why are women like this, maybe I should have closed my mouth but it’s me. I love Robyn no matter her size, it’s not all about looks but she so happens to be very beautiful, just like her mom. I’ve ruined sex for the rest of the weekend now I guess, I don’t think I know how to speak to a female. I never really spent time with them as much, I had sex with him and then left. Naomi I didn’t care for, I don’t get it. It’s not a bad thing being fat, it’s just more to love.

Robyn is really not speaking to me, she is being so quiet. Eating breakfast is awkward too, Leon is just a staring at the both of us wondering what the hell is wrong “your hotel breakfast is nice” Leon said breaking the silence “it is, I am always eating doubles. Even though I’m not pregnant” this is so awkward “we all can’t be a stick insect” Robyn said, looking over at Robyn in utter shock “is that for me or him?” Leon asked “are you a stick insect?” Robyn is pissed “well no friend I’m not” Leon looked at me “what did you do?” He questioned me “I find that very offence, I am not a stick insect. That’s very upsetting to me” I ain’t offended at all “Leon, he called me fat and then thinks there is nothing wrong with it and then making stupid comments. You can really tell you do not know a hormonal woman, I feel like ripping your dick off, shut up” I should shut up “oh girl, you mad, mad. Damn! Less that twenty four hours and you both hate each other” sitting back in my chair “it’s not an argument, we had sex in the shower and all I said was chubby. Robyn’ cheeks have gone all cute and chubby and I told her that she looks cute, it’s not my fault she got offended. I don’t care for how big and small you are, god. It’s not that deep” Leon is cringing at me “I am gay and I am not that stupid to be talking about a pregnant female and they have gained, you’re actually stupid” rolling my eyes, this is just great. Malik did say for me to shut my mouth “I don’t want to hear your scrawny ass telling me I am fat when I am carrying your baby, seriously Maurice. You been doing that to me and I didn’t catch on, you find me fat and cute so fuck you” this is messed up.

Robyn sat across me and made sure she was away from me, apparently she didn’t want to sqaush me “Robyn, please. I am sorry, can we just overcome this and move on? I honestly cannot deal” I don’t want to argue or fall out with her, my phone started ringing “just take the phone call” Robyn said waving me off, answering my work phone “what’s up?” What has Malik done now “dad wanted to know where you are so I was like I don’t know, I acted mad stupid until dad said but he used the jet” I groaned out, of course he will check that “is that all he knows? I just took the jet? I swear I am going to go crazy on his ass. This jet is mine, why does he care” he just hates if I am lowkey or having time off “I don’t know but I thought I would let you know, so did she say yes?” I never told him “yeah bro, she said yes but she hates me now. She called me stick insect” I find that rude “please tell you didn’t call her cute and chubby!?” I chuckled “yes, but Malik it’s true! How can I lie?” Malik screamed out laughing “I cannot deal with you! Oh my god, just have a good time and shut your mouth negro. You mad rude” how is it rude when it’s the truth, I don’t get these people “whatever” disconnecting the call “I would like to spend some time with Leon and not you” Robyn got up from her seat “but baby, I am sorry. I didn’t mean it in a nasty way. I think it’s beautiful” Robyn huffed out turning on her heels, getting up from my seat “I love your curves, I love everything about you. Every mark, birth mark. Robyn I don’t care!” Robyn got me shouting in my hotel “you in the dog house” Leon ran by me.

I still think she is cute and chubby, I don’t care what she says. Her stubborn ass gone shopping or whatever and I was going to chase her but she needs time, she probably feels she needs to vent to Leon and that is fine. I can’t wait to lay on her booty, actually that will be on the jet cause we need to bounce soon. I was a little dramatic earlier, the whole hotel hearing me scream about loving curves. I think I will call my dad see what’s popping with him, he seems to want to stalk my ass and assume where I am at all the time so I might as well. Unlocking my phone, tapping my dad’ name. I have been ignoring my dad a hell of a lot and honestly my dad is just in London, he could come and see me so I need to check on the old man “the wonderer returns my calls” he is funny “I am just in Germany with Adam” I lied, I just want to raise his blood pressure “how are you liking that?” he asked “good, we plotting but anyways. You called, what is the issue?” seeing as his ass been trying to contact me, he can speak “I just think you are a little side tracked, you ran off. You have yet to get an assistant and also see your mom. She misses you Maurice, see her. So does your wife” he is starting that again “on paper, I said that already. Stop forcing shit, she don’t miss shit she never had dad. If you ain’t got nothing else to say then I am going” I have better things to do “wait, I read that you are wanting to open a complex of apartments in Atlanta and California. There is a lot of development happening” sighing out heavily “because I am taking shit that is mine, sit back and watch me” I ain’t leaving nothing alone.

Robyn took her damn time, placing the TV remote at the side of me “took your time thickums, like you don’t have work” Robyn’ bag flew straight at me but I was quick to move to the side before it hit me “I am not cute, chubby or fucking thickums. Shut up, you’re an asshole” she banged the bathroom door shut, I guess she is still angry. Shuffling off of the bed, she got some strength on her, she needs to hurry up because we need to go “Robyn, please stop this. I don’t get why you get offended, your body looks so beautiful” stood outside the bathroom door “if you think you ain’t sexy then you wrong, I get hard for you. I find your body the most beautiful piece of artwork known, your body is like Mona Lisa in the leagues of paintings. If that makes sense but I am just in awe with you, come on Robyn. All I want you to do is strangle me with your thighs, any woman would love this. Their man loving every inch of them, oh come on” the door got dragged open “you don’t say it to me again, I am so close to going crazy your ass, tell me you won’t say it again?” I guess I will say yes because we are in France but then going to America so it doesn’t because the promise was made here “I won’t say it again, come on. You know you are so beautiful” Robyn hit my hand away “still hate you, you’re actually annoying. You really think I am just going to get over the fact you called me fat?” women are crazy “I said chubby, like cute chubby. Chubster” Robyn hit my chest, she was going to hit my chest again but I gripped her arms “you’re so cute angry, I love you and please get ready we need to go” getting all angry at me when she is that cute.

[moonraccoon-exe]

I STARTED PLAYING HORIZON DURING THE WEEK I WAS GONE

AND I’M IN LOVE AKSDJSLKGJDA

Imma add one of the useless keep reading lines that don’t work on mobile lkajsdksaj wtf Tumblr, but just so you know where the rant goes, and that there’s spoileeeeeeerrrrrrs there if you haven’t played it -3-

1. At first I thought it wasn’t going to be much of my jam because it took me a while to get used to the controls, and Aloy felt sorta heavy and I’m terrible with heavy characters (lmao Ganondorf and Bowser are out of my smash bros games lol), but as soon as I got used I got obsessed .3.

2. It has voice dub in my language and the cast is EXQUISITE UGH

3. I have a terrible giganormous crush on Aloy baby girl baby

4. Can we appreciate that they’re not sexualizing any of the female charas? Like they didn’t go with the fragile skinny round faced protag (which is fine! all girls are beautiful!), but to the context, a tougher girl of course is not just better but...necessary. GAWD I LOVE HER SO MUCH

5. Is it bad that I always knew Rost was gonna die? ;A; Aaskdjlkg I mean, the one character that takes care of protag and the only one that loves them always is sorta meant to die ahaha, so I was expecting it but BOY did it still hurt because I wasn’t expecting the way it happened. I thought it’d be tragic, yes, but...KABOOM? THAT IS SO HORRIBLE WTF WHY DID THEY DO THAT ;A; Also, the way he acted all weird before the Trial, I thought that the final test would be something like “Now u fight this conveniently chosen random Outcast to DEATH” and it would be him and he would sorta gladly die so Aloy was accepted into the tribe, which was tragic but at lEAST THERE WOULD BE A BODY TO MOURN?? I’M SORRY I’M JUST UPSET ABOUT IT GOING KABOOM

6. Can we also talk about how Rost appeared right when things went wrong? Because it meant that he never really left, he was secretly still looking after Aloy to make sure she was okay and to witness her joy when she won and omg my heART :’(

7. Is it bad that I wanted Bast to do more stuff aksldjaf. Vala was clearly gonna die, but I wasnt’ expecting it for Bast. I thought he would get a longer redemption story, but honestly, those few minutes make me forgive that piece of shit.

8. that masked guy is that guy from Meridian that insisted so hard Aloy went to visit one day is it not? fucking. asSHOLE (if I’m wrong I’m going to be surprised)

9. I hope the new sun king is handsome and I know it’s wrong of me to do that because I just spoke of not sexualizing characters but. Sun king. someone with that title needs to be a goddamn snacc

10. machines. I’m frightened of machines because I’ve always thought they gonna end us so you can tell this game is some pretty serious stuff for me ahahah °3° 

11. good machines that are friends those are babies though, i protecc

12. Aloy is so badass and skilled aw man oh my god fuck me

13. *kills every single bandit in the base* *goes to see Nil* “So look there are some bandits there, why don’t you kill them? *talks to him again without having done a thing because I already did it* “well that was spectacular”

14. how do i use this thin- *machine bursts into flames* okay i like this one.

15. THE GIANT GIRAFFE LIKE MACHINE??? FUCKNG. MAJESTIC

16. I’m at the point before going north to find Sona so pls no spoil me

17. can Rost come back I miss him

18. FREAKING. SUPERB VIDEOGAME I AM OBSESSED THANK YOU

[fluffmugger]

OK guys, we’re heading into summer and winter hardcore here, so the power usage is gonna rocket. Bad idea for those who use fossil fuels (e.g ALL OF US) so make sure you cut down on that shit 1) Air Conditioners / heaters  First things first, clean yo goddamn filters. This will make the unit far more efficient.   I try and do this at least twice a year, it does make a huge difference. A clean aircon cools / heats better and chews up less power. Second things second:  Stop being batshit with your comfort zone. Seriously. On hot days we don’t set our aircon below 26c (and even then only on schtoniking 40+ c days) and you generally don’t want to have it below 24c anyway, as every degree below that will exponentially increase the power usage. Don’t fuckng @ me with a whinge about how you can’t function unless the aircon is set below that number, either go see a goddamn doctor about that shit, or admit you’re a spoilt little shit who has no concept of discomfort.  I’m not gonna hold your hand, we’re literally talking apocalypse here so knock that bullshit off.   For those of you in winter climes, put on a goddamn jacket, 18c is generally a good place.     It’s also worth noting that the humidity is what causes people to suffer - this is why aircon is so much more beloved than simple fans.  Try setting to dehumidify over cool and you may be seriously shocked at the results. (Also pipe that water to the garden!!) Of course these are all rather moot if you don’t.. 2) Insulate, insulate insulate! Yes, even in a shitty rental in Australia you can insulate.  I’ve mentioned it before, but you grab yourself some lightblock curtains, stuff some thermal  lining on them and you can absolutely slaughter the huge heatsink in your house that is your windows.    Block those fuckers off, and you will prevent heat loss and entry. Close the blinds during the heat of the day. Deny it entry and huddle in a cave, mocking it from afar.   Open up come the cool change and waft all those breezes through your house.   For the winterites, do the opposite - invite in the warmth of the sun, then close up against the dark.  Remember: It’s always easier to keep the  weather out, than try and control it when its inside. 

Sniff around your house. Feel for spots of increased or decreased temperatures. What is causing them? how can you stop them? Is it as simple as closing a door, using a draught excluder, or being fancy with some space blankets? (Can’t afford space blankets? Fuckit, I’ve literally walled the entire western facing windows of our house with aluminium foil during a particularly vicious summer.)  Find out what needs to change and do it.    Is one room damned near impossible to insulate and infects the rest of the house? Close the door, or (as in our case) if you have pets that need access, snag an expanding curtain rod, cut it down to fit your door frame and hang a curtain as a blast shield.   

You think this shit doesn’t work?  I damned well assure you it does.  And it’s astonishing how much:

Note the time. Top temp is indoors, bottom temp is outdoors. No heating turned on whatsoever, literally just thermal curtains on the windows and a draught-excluder on the front door (this is in my lounge room, a room about 4mx5m with one wall that’s practically nothing but fucking window)  As the crow flies, those two temperature monitors are literally 2m apart - one on the bookcase just inside my front door, the other outside on the front porch.   3) Don’t Forget the great outdoors Seriously. Outdoors useful. Outdoors good. Exterior shutters will stop the heat hitting your home in the first place. Trees will cool microclimates around your home via  evapotranspiration  - they literally act as air conditioners.  This is why cities are always hotter than suburbs or country, it’s the damned trees. PLANT SOME.    Hang exterior shades, even in a rental - the fuckers never look for outdoor hooks.  Put yourself in a solar powered fountain, that will also help lower the temperatures around the area, as well as give local wildlife a steady supply of water.   (If you’re like catnip to Mosquitos, then try something like Mosquito Dunks, they contain BTI which fucks up the little squiggly water-larvae’s ability to process food so they die before they become flying bite-cunts. I love that shit.) 

[brighteyesthemis]

Ass Backwards & Fucked Up At Least I’m Genuine.

First and foremost the punctuation will not be spot on because I really don’t give a shit. Don’t critiking, cause it will go by the wayside. Moving forward now.

I can be a hypocrite yes, I most certainly can. I’ve never judged someone because, of what they have (don’t have). I don’t really as they say “Take my word for it” and sometimes it bites me in the ass. I normally go based off my own experiences, if you want my thoughts on something I’ll give it to you. Otherwise I will keep it to myself now, here’s the bad part. When is the moment where you (should) speak your truth??? I am not ashamed of anything I have done nor, will I. Everything I have done, I have learned from and still learning. I will never call myself a saintly person, I do try to do things right. I’m not perfect and, to be honest I don’t want to be. Nobody is ever perfect. God himself was not even perfect. I will never claim to be without fault, fuck it! I’ll own that shit proudly! I am not a emotional person, I very rarely wear my emotions on my sleeve. However I am a genuine fucking person and friend. I am that way to a fault. Learning lessons along the way about setting boundaries, has been a real bitch! I’ve done drugs, drinking and, sex. However while I was married I took it seriously, it was everything but a perfect one. It was horribly abusive and sometimes physical as well as emotionally. I learned a lot going through my marriage. I learned not to carry hate in my heart, it’s a burdening feeling I don’t want to hold onto. Forgiveness was the lesson that I needed to really understand fully. To give forgiveness with no looking back on it, to have no twinge of after thought. Along the way I found my worth my heart my love and my will to never give up. Many people have done me wrong, talked about me had assumptions and just went with it. Fuck ‘Em, if you don’t have the balls to be real and, open your mouth to find the facts then I can’t help you and it’s no skin off my back. I’ll move on with no questions but, you will have after thoughts of wondering. I also have learned to never have expectations when it comes to people, that’s just a recipe for epic disappointment. Oh and it can fucking devastate the hell out of you with no warning. Lol, one minute shits going smooth then, then next your sliding down a bumpy ass shit slide with no padding! You think to yourself WTF?. How the hell did this happen then, you think back. I’m such an asshole, yeah, I did see the Red Flags, ignored my gut feelings. You wake up and realized Yeah, my dumb ass chose to wear those big shiny ass rhinestone fucking glasses!!! Then you really wake up and see, that everyone around you who you thought had your back and best interests at heart. Well, they were just quietly aiding in the helping hand to hopefully create your monumentous FALL and to desecrate your spirit. The really unsettling part of all that shit is, even your own blood can be involved, your damn right, I said your own blood. You come then to a point in your life where you see people for who they really are. Now I will say that I am not a church going person, I used to but not on regular basis. I won’t even tell you I go all the time or even used to, nor will I bullshit and say that I’m gonna be and look all saintly and shit. I will say, Yes I should go more than what I do which is on a holiday such as Christmas and Easter. There was a point in time that I did go on Sundays. It’s not that I don’t believe in god and the sanctity of church, that’s not it. I just believe and feel for me personally that I don’t have step foot in a church to pray or believe in him or the Holy Spirit. I don’t give a single fuck what others say about that. Actually if I can be pretty frank, I don’t give a rats ass what anyone has to say about me period. If I had to concern myself with all that shit, I’d be a bipolar schizophrenic nut case. Yeah I’ll say a big FT, for those of you just trying to get your shit together and, change your mind set. You can! No matter what your situation is, you can always turn it around and fix it. The only possible way you can’t is if your six fuckng feet deep, Honestly. Lol, I’m still working on it and learning. The thing is I’m doing it my way and alone.

You can call it being antisocial or detached or whatever the hell ya want. I’m content with being alone and not talking to anyone, now with that being said it’s not because of not being personable. I can be very charming and all that but if I don’t have anything to say or there is no similar interests. I’m not waste my time or yours talking about the fucking Kardashian’s, which I have no intrest nor do I give 2 fucks about how the barista gave her a the wrong late’. I’m a deep analytical thinker I have all kinds of thoughts and interests. However nobody knows that because they don’t take the time to actually get to know me. I’ve done all kinds of things, I’ve done some drugs I’ve drank, stolen shit (only from stores)not from people. Crazy though how your perspectives change over time and, you get older. The things you used to believe in and thought were important become altered. You slowly realize that you’ve been conditioned to abide by societies rules and demands of the way you are supposed to be. If you don’t accept that role you are rebellious your the Black Sheep. If your not like everyone else meaning your not cookie cutter or predictable and you don’t dress or act like everyone else you get labeled weird, crazy or, doing it on purpose to get attention. I wanna wear what I want, if I wanna wear ripped jeans a t-shirt with girls titts showing and a pair of work boots without being said I’m too masculine I should be able to. I should be able to do so without the fear of being stereotyped. Now of course in a perfect world this would be possible however, the last I checked this is unfortunately not. I guess until then I’ll just continue to be perceived by others as too Masculine and, for some that don’t really know me harsh. Either way it’s no skin off my back and, life continues to go on. I am me, I am beautiful, I am unique. I posses certain qualities that you won’t find in anyone else. My spirit is vibrant full of colors, my soul is deep. I am full of creative vision and mysterious codes. I will never be brought down.

[notforonesecond]

21, 34, 37, 51, 58

Oh hello Anon, sorry i was asleep and have been busy today but here i am to answer your ask.

21.Have they ever gone skinny dipping?

Yes, of course they got wine drunk one night in Mauritius and Robert was pulling his close and half way to the sea before Aaron could even protest. The image of his husband dripping wet and naked had him throwing it all to the wine and joining him.

34.Who is the big spoon and why?

100000% Rob. Aarons so smol and cute and he wines whenever Robert isn’t spooning him, he loves the feel of his dick pressed against his ass of a morning also.

37.What’s their favorite nonsexual activity together?

They’re sickenly adorable and their favourite non sexual activity is cuddling on the couch and playing footsie to livs disgrace

51.How are birthdays spent?

We all know how OTT Robert is, so aaron always gets bathed in luxury and spoilt and ridiulous amount of money spent on him. Aaron is thoughtful and always things of cute ideas like Watching Les Mis even though he hates it because it’s Roberts favourite and ordering hi favourite take away and geting him sentimental gifts like engravings and hand made stuff.

58. Thoughts on sex toys?

Uh. THEY FUCKNG LOVE THEM

Ive answered something very similar before but Robert is a loyalty member of love honey and Aaron’s got every different variation of butt plug and cock rin you can get. Robert came home with a double ended dildo one day though and the look on Aarons face was priceless. 

Thanks for listening

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