#yes y'all read that right

[warpedpuppeteer]

There are 3 kinds of snupin fics. One where they talk about their past and it's super angsty, they work through it and date. One where they wave off the past, get angsty about other stuff and date. And then the third; bestiality.

[screeching-painter-witch]

imagine you get a fancy new job and move into a fancy new neighbourhood. you want to meet people so you join a local book club. it is hosted by yue qingyuan and shen jiu

[hyakunana]

✨💕 The winner of the DGP is———! 💕✨

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[lunarriviera]

8 hours until uts2 airs and i am officially crushed under the weight of the last week of promo after YEARS of NOTHING, go home c-ent you're drunk. also? the threat of the divorce arc has WRECKED ME i need them to be OKAY i need shen yi NOT to lose his damn MIND this thing drops at 4 AM IN MY TIME ZONE and will i set my alarm and wake up and shotgun four episodes at once MORE LIKELY THAN YOU'D THINK someone hold me tightly i can't take anymore

also when i saw this xhs meme courtesy of my beloved @programmedradly i started wheezelaughing and my mom goes "what's so funny" and i was like, um well these two…men…are different…heights idk??? so it guess it's not that funny. and actually it kind of also wrecks me a little bit bc ofc s1 shen yi drew du cheng as a police dog on a post-it note and left it on his desktop monitor, does he know he's a corgi? anyway im fine this is fine everything is so fine can someone beat me to death with a shovel to my FACE bc it would be kinder than the last week of trailers each worse than the last, i just think that [cane comes out and drags me offstage]

[niightniines]

isn't it so weird that Misa Amane was kidnapped by L against her will, tortured and confined for seven weeks, and almost killed herself because of it, but nobody who ships Lawmane talks about it because I guess they don't want to recognize the parts of their ship that are a little fucked up? like ok what happened to "I'll never ship yagamane even in au context because it's just too toxic!" alright then do that for other ships too.

[roboyomo]

when the guy is Really Insistent on fighting you

[nguyenfinity]

[slams this on the table] HAPPY MOTHERS’ DAY

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[pigeonclaw]

the amount of times I have potentially controversial opinions that I type up and then save in my drafts forever because I still feel them but am too shy and afraid to choose violence in any way

[heymacy]

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[licorishh]

"The Bible is so sexist blah blah blah" okay. When it talks about how you can avoid doing stupid things in Proverbs it uses a man in its examples and personifies wisdom as a woman though which I think is pretty funny

[jasontoddsno1simp]

Stop trying to make Jason feel bad for Titans Tower!! That man got other shit to deal with!!

Namely, the fact that his so called father figure wants him dead!!

[dragonsasastronauts]

Side note, if you have read only one of the books, just select the "has read" option. It's honestly not a big deal, though. I just included reading/not reading the books because I thought it would be interesting to see if that impacts anything at all.

Also also, for those of you who have Alistair marry Anora, but also have your Warden become his mistress, please just pick the mistress Warden choice. I only get to put 12 answers here, I am so sorry 😞

[lazywerebat]

if i had a dick i would fuck the hell out of him 😶‍🌫️🤤 :3

[morelikesin]

I felt like doing a little Sammy Mack Octane x Caustic again (˵ᵕ̴᷄ ˶̫ ˶ᵕ̴᷅˵) A different style than I normally do because. It was fun and that's what matters

Based on this ↓ Sam and Max Save the World Remastered cover!

[silverbastardgoldenfool]

[tellmegoodbye]

I just realized I've managed to write over 16k words and I didn't swear once