#yes those are Venti pants

[rene-darling]

CASH- app or zelle?

Sugar mommy/daddy AU

...wanderer...Xiao...tighnari...albedo...

Wanderer

Scaramouche never really needed a sugar mommy nor a daddy since he was a harbinger. He was rich...but now that he's wanderer...things have changed.

Ever since Nahida enrolled him in the Akademia he's had to find out how damn expensive some of the books he needs for his essays are

What the fuck! Why should he spend a million mora on a damn book he'll only use once!

While he was complaining about this to the traveler she jokingly suggested that he become a sugar baby.. " hah- do you think I would lower myself to such a degree-" once piamon mentions how he could basically get all the books he needed for his essays for free..he was sold.

One thing Wanderer didn't quite get the grasp of is what he needed to do for you in return...

His sharp breathing filled the room as your hips snapped in and out at a rough pace- he didn't know this was a part of the deal!!

Though he couldn't find it in himself to complain, as he gripped onto the bedsheets till his knuckles grew white "Hahh..fuuuck"

"you have to repay me for those books after all, don't you, so be a good little darling and hold fucking still." he wants to say he tried but it was nearly impossible! That fake dick slammed into him so hard! He couldn't! How could you except him to hold still

"i- hah.. I'm trying yo- mmh!" he was glad that he was facing away from you he most certainly didn't want to see that amused smirk on your face.

Xiao

Xiao didn't realize how it even happened, he just thought you brought him gifts and such out of kindness

Right, it had to be kindness. What else could it be?

In time, he began expecting your gifts and trinkets patiently he would sit on the railings waiting for your arrival, and when you finally arrive he greets you still sitting on the railing

Xiao didn't even realize how this relationship developed. Due to his duty to guard liyue he never went anywhere too far from it, so whenever you would come back from your trips and expeditions you would give him gifts and trinkets.

And in turn, he would give you himself for the night.

He lets out breaths in a set rhythm "hah..hahh" his breaths come out as pants and his body jerks up and down at every touch

He's so damn sensitive, twitching at every minor touch, you can milk his cock all night and he'll try his hardest to be your good boy. To follow your commands without a word,

He'll grab into you so tightly so desperately trying to hide his embarrassment in the crevis of your neck

Albedo

Albedo gets paid well by the knight of Favonius but lately, with some of his rather grand projects, he hasn't enough funds for them.

He thinks of ways to get more money, maybe he could work overtime. No, he already does and it's still not enough. He's in a stump. That's when he learns the term sugar baby from a drunk venti and kaeya

They both were drunk only jokingly suggesting that the man become a sugar baby if he was that desperate

What they didn't know was, yes. He is that desperate. He absolutely needs more funds, so this is the best and easiest option.

All he needs to do is lay himself on his table on Dragon spine, and the rest is up to you, you can do whatever you please with his fair skin, leave as many marks as you wish,

He thought it was easy enough. All he has to do is lay pretty and let you ravage him. He is a homunculus after all, he was confident he could take it,

"oh f-fuck mhm..." it seems he had overestimated how much his delicate body could take

Though he didn't mind, he enjoyed the feeling of being pushed to his utmost limit. His nails dig into your skin leaving red scratches all over, he can't help it you drive him insane.

Tighnari

Much like Albedo the Fox Boy needs funds for his experiments and expenditures, the scholars at the Akademiya after hearing his reluctance to join them being petty decided to cut his funds in half!

He's annoyed but he's even more petty than those stuck-up scholars, so even with his funds cut he decides to come up with another way to secure them

It wasn't his idea to become a sugar baby, but it came up when he was talking to his friends during a game of TCG, Kaveh had the same problem being in debt and not having enough funds to cover them.

He told Tighnari about how he planned to sign up to become a sugar baby, and so Tighnari albeit reluctantly decided to try it out. He means, what's the worst that could happen?

This is the worst. Though, he's lying.

His breathy pants fill the room his scratching and digging into your back, creating deep red marks on your skin,

"ah- ah..mhm, Hah-" he forces his head up to look at you, flushed cheeks tinted a harder red the more you stared back. "Y-you'll buy me t-the- mhm!" you couldn't help but chuckle.

His tail desperately wraps around you as he lets out a whine, he pouts a little at your teasing, "Don't worry darlin', I'll get whatever you want, so don't worry your pretty little head over it."

[fictoculus]

౨ৎ their voicelines for you; part 2...

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FEAT... xiao, kokomi, yoimiya, diluc, thoma

✧ xiao.

"can you have some? *he scoffs* no, no you can't. [name] made this specially for me, therefore i will be the one eating it. yes, [name] made it for me, is that a problem? no-one in all of teyvat makes almond tofu better than them- what?! *he chokes, further emphasising his shock* b-blushing?! no! no no, an adeptus would never blush at such a... such a pathetic thing as this... how could you even think that for a second"

✧ kokomi.

"ah yes, [name]... such a coincidence you brought up their name. *she smiles gently at the mention of your name* they fought valiantly for watatsumi island, and we all will forever be in their debt. hm? why of course, i am quite fond of the traveller- i mean... not- not in that way i just- we are merely... *she stutters, searching for a suitable answer* we are close friends. yes, that is all. now, if you'll excuse me, there are some important documents i must read. nice save..."

✧ yoimiya.

"[name]! [name]~ where are you? *she sighs to herself, spinning on the spot before running in a random direction* you're gonna miss the fireworks if you don't hurry up! i- oh, traveller! *she pants, holding her knees and trying to catch her breath* hey, you haven't seen [name] around, have you? i can't find them anywhere! w- why i'm looking for them? well... i uhm- we were meant to watch the fireworks at my favourite spot b- but if they don't show up, there's no way we'll get there in time!!! *she sighs to herself* i really wanted to watch the fireworks with them... i watch them with those who are special to me, and they... they are really special to me... what? n- no! it's nothing- i- well... uh- i- i'd better keep looking, see you around, traveller!"

✧ diluc.

"charles, don't serve him. *he pinches his nose bridge and sighs* dear archons... venti, this is your third bottle of dandelion wine. no, no venti, you're drunk- venti- *he sighs once more* how i wish [name] was here... oh, t- traveller! i didn't hear you come in- w- what do you mean? *he chuckles nervously* no, i wasn't talking about [name], i was just trying to get a certain someone out my tavern. i- no- fine. in all seriousness, i was talking about [name]... i just wish they were here to- no, no no not like that- travelller... traveller, where are you going? traveller! don't you dare! i swear to- and i wondered why they wanted to keep our relationship a secret..."

✧ thoma.

"oh, traveller! what a nice surprise, i didn't expect to see you at the kamisato estate any time soon, what brings you here? *his eyes widen ever so slightly* [name]? *he stutters over your name* y- yes, what about them? you seem awefully serious... w- what?! they're hurt?! shit shit shit i- whe- do you know where they are? i- no, no i'm fine, i'm fine... well, yes, of course i care about them, we're- you know what- here, would you mind holding these for me? thanks-i'll-be-right-back! *he shouts over his shoulder as he practically sprints away to find you* that was close... now where in teyvat are they?!"

part I┊part III┊part IIII┊part IIIII

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[fruitymocha]

Little Songbird

Starring: Venti as The Cabin Owner, and You as The Lost Hiker

Warnings: starvation, fear, imprisonment, yandere themes, arson, mental instability/insanity, reader is gender neutral (but since there’s only the two of you there are no pronouns used for reader). I DO NOT CONDONE ANYONE’S ACTIONS IN THIS STORY. THIS IS PURELY FICTION AND SHOULD NOT BE EMULATED. DNI IF YOU ARE YOUNGER THAN 16, ARE EASILY FRIGHTENED, OR DO NOT LIKE DARK/YANDERE THEMES.

A/N: so, since spooky season is here, I wanted to do something actually on the horror side, since I really like the horror genre, and thought there was mad potential that I haven’t seen anyone else tap into. So, I decided to do this little Halloween movie reel event. Is this mostly self indulgent? Absolutely. Do I still hope others can appreciate my work here? Also a yes. Anyway, I’ve had this idea of the reader being trapped in a cabin in the woods for a couple weeks, but never really knew if I should use that concept for any published works. But since spooky season has basically arrived here on Tumblr, I thought this would be the best time to get those thoughts out there. Now then, without further ado…

Round and round we rewind the reel…

Three days. I have been wandering these woods for approximately three days. I’m lost. I want to go home. I’m hungry. Tired. I have to make sure I find shelter. The clouds are too dark a grey for conditions to stay favorable much longer. It’s going to storm, I just know it. I need to find somewhere to stay before the storm hits.

But where…?

I really want to rest, but that’s not a good idea. I need to find a place to stay.

“Oh,” I say, looking just across the path, up on the hill. “Evidence of human life,” I carefully examine the teal cloth tied to the tree. Likely a marker someone left to track their path.

Then I start to feel the first droplets of rain, so subtle I could have tricked myself into thinking it was my imagination. I kept going forward, in hopes that shelter would be close by. Soon enough, the rain becomes heavier, until I’m soaked in the pouring rain.

Thunder roars, lightning strikes, and wind howls as I try to power walk around the forest, looking for an adequate place to seek shelter.

Then I see it. Lightning strikes once again, and lights up a wooden cabin just across, up the hill. So I run. I run as far and as fast as my waterlogged body can take me, almost collapsing near the front door as I bang on it, knees shaking, breathing heavy. Then the door opens.

It reveals a young boy with dark hair that turns teal at the ends. I can’t even get a word in when he essentially drags me inside, slamming the door behind us to keep the storm out.

“You shouldn’t have been out there. What were you thinking?” He says in a high pitched, but somehow pleasant voice.

“I… I’ve been lost out there… for three days. It was supposed to be… a hiking trip. Should’ve brought a buddy…” I say, still very much out of breath.

“Lost? Well… I think I can let you stay until the storm passes,” he says.

“Thank you so much,” I immediately thank him.

“Of course. Can’t have a lost hiker risk suffering out in the elements, hehe…” he giggled, but I could tell there was no mirth in his laugh. As if there was something on his mind that he’d rather not vocalize. Then he looked at me, staring into my eyes with his own teal ones.

“What’s your name?”

“Y/N. What’s yours?”

“…Most people know me as Venti,” he says.

After sitting down, I take notice of his outfit more. White button up, teal suspenders, dark brown pants, and black boots.

“…do you live here?” I ask, trying to break the silence.

“I do. It gets kinda lonely, but I like the freedom that comes with living out in nature,” he says, looking out the rain-streaked window wistfully.

I clear my throat.

“Um, I’d hate to trouble you, but do you perhaps have something to eat? I ran out of food, and-”

“Of course!” Venti says quickly. Eagerly. His reaction is a bit much. Over the top. But hey, as long as I have my basic needs met here, it doesn’t really matter to me. He pulls out some stocks of meat and vegetables and goes to work cutting the food in the kitchen. Thunder rumbles outside. I am just grateful to be inside finally.

“Oh,” Venti says from the kitchen. “You might wanna get out of those wet clothes! I have spare clothes in the room down the hall,”

“Thank you,” I say, trudging down the hall to the dark wooden door all the way at the end. I turn the brass knob and see a simple room. Wooden bed frame on the right wall with a white mattress and furry looking blanket that doesn’t cover the whole bed. Small square window with wooden frame. Round bedside table to the left of the bed. On top, a vase with a white flower. A cecilia, I think it is. A tall wooden dresser on the left wall. A similarly designed vanity next to the dresser. I open the top drawer of the dresser. Shirts. I take a white button up. I open the second drawer. Pants. I take loose brown pants. I peel the wet clothes off my body, wait a few minutes to dry off a bit, and then put on the spare clothes.

Dinner is mostly quiet, save for the thunder outside. Venti seems surprisingly giddy. Sometimes he glances at my clothes and smiles to himself. I don’t want to be suspicious of him, since he’s been nothing but helpful and kind. But I’m not sure if he was really the best person to run into.

I’ll leave first thing tomorrow. That’s what I think before I crash in the spare bed.

~*~

I wake up in a dark room. Rope binding my arms behind me. Rope binds my legs so I cannot run. The ground is hard and cold and dusty. This must be a cellar or basement of some kind. Then a door opens far away. Up. Steps come down the stairs. Then in the dark I see him.

Venti

I should have left sooner. I should have snuck out. I should have…

It’s too late for that. Now I must focus on analyzing the situation and escaping.

“Good morning, Y/N!”

“Why am I here?”

“…I’m sorry. Really, I am, I just… I couldn’t leave you to fend for yourself! You’re too helpless, too fragile…”

“I survived three days without your help,”

“Those woods cannot be trusted. I would know,” he says, uncharacteristically harsh. “Just stay here… you’ll be safe…”

I say nothing.

He leaves a bowl of mixed nuts and berries on the ground between us.

“I can’t eat it with my hands tied,”

“Sure you can. I’ll help you!” He giggles. It’s not inherently creepy to hear. It’s the fact that it sounds so normal and joyous that makes it terrifying. He sees nothing wrong.

He holds a wild strawberry in his hand and tells me to open wide.

~*~

It has apparently been two days since I’ve been down here. My eyes have long adjusted to the dark.

Venti has been feeding me my meals and helping me drink water. I barely get any sleep. I have to request to be untied so I can go to the bathroom. In which case he walks me, and locks the bathroom door and waits until I’m done.

Then the ropes come back.

I don’t like the ropes.

I don’t like the dark.

I don’t like Venti.

He says I am too precious and helpless to die in the woods.

I ask why he worries about that so much.

He only responds by saying he used to have a friend, but he is long gone.

He won’t say more than that.

I assume this friend must have been important to Venti. I also assume that what happened must have been tragic.

But that does not mean he should trap people in a basement.

I try to loosen the ropes.

It doesn’t work.

One day, I dream of escape.

~*~

It has been a week, I think.

Venti keeps sweet talking. He keeps telling me how cute and fragile I am. He calls me sweet. Docile. But most of all, he always calls me a very particular nickname, due to his admiration for my voice.

“Oh, you’re awake! How did you sleep, my little songbird?”

I stare at him blankly for a while. “Fine,”

“Just fine? Well, I guess the basement floor isn’t very comfy, hehe…”

Says the one who put me here.

“I’ll bring an extra mattress, a blanket, and a pillow down here so you can sleep better. How does that sound, songbird?”

I look into his eyes. I blink once. Twice. “Okay,”

Venti nods and giggles awkwardly. “Okay, that’s good. Hang tight, ‘kay? I’ll be back,”

He goes upstairs again. The stairs creak. I don’t like that they creak.

Venti does come back with a mattress, blanket, and pillow, as promised. At least I won’t freeze or get bruises from the floor while I try to sleep.

I try to get out of the ropes. I can’t.

I just want to go home.

I cry myself to sleep.

~*~

“I want to go home,” I beg

Venti just stares at me, too serious for his usually jovial attitude.

“It’s not safe out there, Y/N,”

“How could you trap me here?”

“You think you can survive out there?” Venti’s voice rises.

Back and forth we fight. Until Venti happens to grab an arrow.

“I hate you!” And suddenly I scream from the pain.

He stabbed my thigh with the arrow.

“You don’t hate me. You can’t,” Venti says, soon after removing the arrow, and treating the wound he caused.

“You’re staying here, songbird… where you’ll be safe from the forest…”

I don’t need to be safe from the forest. I need to be safe from you.

I hate you.

~*~

I no longer know how long it’s been. I have lost track of time down here. Sometimes, when Venti thinks I’m asleep, he talks about that friend of his.

He talks about how he still misses that friend. How he was taken from this world too soon. How he would never forgive himself if I suffered the same fate as him, out in that storm.

So his friend died in a storm out there?

That would explain Venti’s paranoia.

“Hey, songbird. I’m gonna go out for a bit and hunt for some meat for tonight, okay? I’ll be back soon,”

I simply stare. But then I finally cave and respond.

“Mmkay,”

“Oh, songbird, you look cold,”

I’m shivering. I didn’t even notice.

“Here, have my cardigan,”

It’s teal, just like the ends of his hair. He drapes it over my shoulders, since my arms are bound together and cannot be pulled through their respective sleeves.

Then he leaves, and I go over my plan.

Escape from my ropes at night. Find my stuff. Run the hell away, and find help.

So I wait until Venti says goodnight to me and leaves for the night.

Wiggling my hands out of those ropes is not easy, but I manage to do it. On to the feet.

Once I get out of the ropes, I look at Venti’s cardigan that fell on the floor.

I stare.

I think.

I take it.

I slowly creep up the stairs so they won’t creak, and carefully try to open the door.

Locked.

Now I have to find something to open the door. I look around for something, and find only a fire extinguisher and a crowbar.

…

Crowbar it is.

I pass a table with a lighter.

I take it. I check to see if the lighter works. Flick. It does.

I hacked down the door, uncaring if it wakes Venti up anymore.

I hate him.

I find my backpack just where I left it, on the couch and grab it. I turn to the door, but hear a voice behind me.

“Songbird, what are you doing?”

I keep my back turned to him.

“I’m leaving,”

“You can’t leave!”

“You can’t stop me!” I turn to see him step closer to a bow and bunch of arrows.

“You wouldn’t… not again,” I say, panicked.

“If I have to hurt you again, then that is what I’ll do to keep you here,”

I feel my hand shaking.

“Don’t worry, I’ll nurse you back to health, just… please stay,” he starts crying. “I can’t be alone anymore… I can’t lose anyone else…”

I stare at him straight in the eyes. I no longer feel panic. It has turned into something much more volatile.

I light the lighter.

“I’ll see you in Hell,” I say, and drop the lighter on the ground.

I sprint to the door and block it off once I’m outside, running far away from the burning cabin. Venti bangs on the door frantically.

“LET ME OUT! PLEASE!”

I ran far, far away. Even when I felt an arrow hit my lower leg, I limped as fast as I could.

That is the last I heard from him.

~*~

I sit on a comfy chair and drink my favorite warm drink as the local radio news starts talking about the cabin in the woods that “mysteriously” burned a month ago.

“It just burst into flames and no one knows why…”

I couldn’t help but smile in satisfaction.

“There’s not enough evidence to prove if someone did that on purpose or if it was a freak accident… we don’t have any testimonies at the moment…”

I nodded. No one will ever know.

“…there was only one person living in that cabin, and luckily he survived,”

I stopped before I could take another sip from my mug.

It seems my job is not yet finished.

I put down my drink, and pull out a lighter, lighting it on and off.

On.

Off.

On.

Off.

On.

~Fin~

[scrion7]

waterborne poetry's poetry: 1/?

Alright. We've got an entire event dedicated to my favorite two brats doing poetry together, so of course I'm gonna completely overanalyze them for no reason.

Disclaimer: Venti and Hu Tao are clearly meant and intended to be read as platonic besties. However, that sign cannot stop me from shipping it a little because I am clinically insane for these two. I may be a little biased as a result.

Also note that the original Chinese is extremely likely to have additional meanings that were lost in translation.

Knowing Venti's, uh, Venti-ness, it would not surprise me if this is actually Hu Tao making fun of a specific incident with Drunk Venti. It's a little too specific to be anything else. It could also be a long winded dig at the resident blockhead, by combining Mora with earth in a less than elegant way. Venti would absolutely be amused by that, which may be why she said it.

I love the fact that Hu Tao decides to completely spontaneously jump into verse for basically no reason other than to set up the Traveler to guess that they're doing poetry.

As for the poem itself, a couple lines stand out. "Two's company but three's a crowd" is a fairly common idiom meaning that a third person is unwelcome. In this context, it seems to refers to how the Traveler and Paimon prefer to travel with only each other, which is an odd thing to imply for such a character driven game. It is a distinct possibility that this line is actually about how the Traveller (& Paimon) just butted into Venti and Hu Tao's conversation... but that doesn't make sense considering the two were here to invite Xiao along, which would make Xiao the unwanted third wheel, which doesn't make sense. Especially considering it's heavily implied that they were waiting for the Traveler to come along in order to better convince Xiao. (yes it's also VenTao crumbs but I like HuXiaoVen just as much)

"often at sixes and sevens" is (according to Google) an English idiom meaning confused or disorganized. In this instance, Hu Tao is implying that the Traveler often has no idea what they're doing, which is perfectly in character for gremlin Hu Tao.

'Pieces of eight' is derived from (again according to Google) the Spanish Dollar coin, which could be physically divided into eight pieces for change. It's also heavily associated with pirates, which makes sense paired with "countless other treasures."

"They clearly must have nine lives" is clearly Hu Tao implying the Traveler is a catboy/catgirl, there's obviously no other reason why she said that other than Hu Tao being creepy as per usual.

Paimon: What the... It just gets worse and worse!

Venti: immediately makes it worse.

Sidenote, Venti seamlessly picking up what Hu Tao is putting down is friendship/relationship goals.

As for Venti's side of the poem; "dressed to the nines" is a fairly common idiom meaning that the guests will be in formal outfits, which is a shame considering there weren't any released with the event. Also, by rhyming nines, fine, and wines, Venti is implying that he's gonna be drinking nine fine wines tonight, which is perfectly in character.

"Eight long drinks and seven shorts," combined with those nine wines, does not imply Venti's got seven pairs of pants. In this context, shorts are something similar to a shot, with tall drinks being the opposite.

"Four corners of the world" is another fairly common idiom implying the Traveler has been everywhere which...they haven't yet. Still, 5/7 isn't too bad.

"one speech each" is just a great rhyme, in my opinion. Still, it is odd that Venti's speech has WAY more rhymes that Hu Tao's, although that might just be a cultural difference. Shout out to the localization team for making these poems too!

[part 2 link coming soon (tm)]

[knightzp]

HII miki!!! PLS tell me everything abt ur acc! i.e fave chars, which 5 stars u have (and want?) and fave teams? also, just to spice things up a bit! are there any chars u regret building/pulling for?? (or perhaps any accidental pulls? for instance, my itto was a complete accident.. i just wanted gorou lmao) also... ur fave 4 star : ) srry that was a lot of questions but i cant wait to read ur answers!! have a lovely day!

HIII TŪĪ!!! this was so fun to write thank you for asking!!

fave characters: i have a lot of characters that i love but my most favorites are kazuha, hu tao, xingqiu, chongyun, albedo, benny, ayaka, yoimiya aaand tighnari. there are a lot more that i like but if i had to select just some those would be it i think!

fave 4 star: def one of the three i mentioned before! either benny, xingqiu or chongyun, but its so hard to choose just one.... mmm i think im gonna say benny bc hes very dear to me and has been accompanying me since my very first days playing the game, he has never left my team and i dont know what i would have done without him (i do know, i would have died countless times for sure)

5 stars i have: ive been playing the game for like a year and a half so even being f2p im lucky that i finally have most of my faves! i have kazuha, ayaka, hu tao, albedo, kokomi, yoimiya, xiao, nahida and eula. and from the standard banner, can you believe i only have keqing and mona after that much time playing?? well thats bc i have keqing c1 and.... mona c4. apart from the first 50/50 that i lost, which was with keqing, ive lost ALL the rest with mona and at this rate im sure im gonna get her c6 :'))) hyv stop giving me monas and give one tighnari pls PLS

accidental pulls: i DID have one accidental pull very similar to your case with itto and it was with eula. it was right when i was starting playing genshin and she was actually my very first 5 star. i only did one (1) ten pull on her banner bc xingqiu was there too and i wanted him so bad, but instead i ended up with no xingqiu and one eula that came home at pity 15 and winning 50/50, the luckiest ive ever been and for what... (and the saddest thing is i also didnt get xingqiu until months later sighhh). okay actually it wasnt that bad back then bc i didnt have any more 5 stars at the time so i used her as my main dps until i got ayaka, but now i dont play with her anymore

5 stars i want: since i got kazuha, who i really really wanted and saved for him for more than a whole year bc i lost 50/50 on him the first time (and the second time too... but i was prepared and could get him regardless), now i dont have any other character that i very desperately want as it was with him. and its bc ive been lucky that ive been able to get the rest of my faves too! i mean sure, i do want MORE characters, the ones that id like to get are tighnari, scaramouche (hyv im begging let me win 50/50 this time), nilou, cyno and venti, but i dont have that level of obsession i had with kazuha alsjfdk but yeah when their banners come (back) ill def be pulling for them!

fave teams: and my fave teams!!! im not a meta player and i know there are probably better combinations than the ones i use but idc and im very happy with my teams. so im gonna put the names i have for each team and its members!

permafrost brrrr: kazuha, chongyun, kokomi, ayaka. i loveeee fighting and freezing all the enemies along the way, so this is one is probably my favorite from all these teams. before getting kazuha i used it with xingqiu (hence the name of the team, tho it still works) and i miss a bit playing with xingqiu and chongyun together in the same team but kazuha makes this team even more fun and i like a lot how these 4 work together!

pants on fire!: xingqiu, albedo, hu tao, benny. my team for hu tao! ive been using this one since i got albedo and hu tao last year and ive never thought of changing it ever since, im very attached to it

short kings: kazuha, albedo, xiao, benny. my team for xiao and yes i wanted a team where i could put all my bois together and this one was perfect. a friend that is very invested in meta told me that kazuha wasnt useful at all here but idc bc just playing with them together makes me very happy

papayas quemadas: xingqiu, nahida, kokomi, yoimiya. this team i created it very recently! i was struggling a bit to find the best team for yoimiya and when i got nahida i tried this one and its very fun im liking it a lot! (ajdflsk abt the name of the team it means burnt papayas in spanish, bc the flowers (?) you make with hydro and dendro i call them papayas and then with yoimiyas pyro they become burnt, so yeah :))

queens: kokomi, eula, fischl, beidou. this is a team i have meant for eula using electro and cryo to boost her phys dmg and kokomi too to create electrocharged. i tried it a bit and it was actually fun! but i still need to build the chars better and i dont like eula that much as a character, so i dont really use this one rn. but maybe one day ill finally build them properly and give it a try again!

this was a super long answer but anyway it was a lot of fun to write!!!

i really hope you have a great day/evening too!! 💜

[pokefan531]

[MMD 6Teen/Genshin] Iris Ruins Thanksgiving Dinner

(Aether and Lumine introduces 6teen gang their Thanksgiving table) Aether: Welcome to Thanksgiving! We prepared all the food for all you guys! Lumine: Yep! It's all our idea after all. We got all the foods from Mondstadt recipes! Jen: Nice! Well we celebrate Thanksgiving in October on our old place! Wyatt: But these dishes looks very tasty! Paimon: Oh yes totally!! Jonsey: Is that emergency food you're calling? Teehee! Paimon: Hrmph! Very funny! Aether: Well, we all have this to ourselves, a year since you six moved in to Unova region. Lumine: Yeah. Well three of us joined in to your apartment since I believe February. Nikki: That's right! Lumine: Well you guys don't have to worry about being on the same incident as we came to protect you guys! Paimon: That's right! We fought a lot of baddies around Teyvat and even met all the archons. Jude: Archons? Aether: Yep. Venti, Zhongli, Ei, Nahida, and others! Paimon: Speaking of one of them, well Zhongli gived us Osmanthus Wine. If you guys know his line. Caitlin: What line? Jen: It goes like...Osmanthus Wine taste the same as I remember... Aether: Exactly. Haha! Well... we got a couple more of those here. Jonsey: I'll be drinking that one lol. Caitlin: Well, I'd like to try out the foreign foods and drinks from your place. Paimon: Oh yes! We'll have fun right here to celebrate a year to this new place since you guys moved in! Jen: Exactly! Lumine: Yep! So we'll be sitting down and... (A door is kicked in, and Lila and Iris shows up, enters the dinner table) Caitlin: (GASP) (Walks back) Jude: OH MY!!! The evil Medusa is back!!! (Walks back too) Wyatt: Oh oh! Iris: I hear you twerps are here for your thanksgiving! I remember all of you from last year at that mall! Jen: Get out! Just get out you two! We don't want you to hurt us again! Nikki: Yeah! Lila: Listen guys! We came in because you guys appeared to that talk show and told stories about us and out plans! Paimon: You two can't just barged in here! We didn't invite you two! Iris: Well too bad we did! We want to steal your thanksgiving, after Ash Ketchum and all his crew ruined my thanksgiving without Turkey! Jonsey: We had nothing to do with Ash! Nikki: Actually this isn't about him. It's about Iris and Lila barging in here to hurt us again! Aether: We won't let you ruin our thanksgiving! Paimon: YEAH!!! You both are so rude to come in here uninvited and demand food from us! Lila: Well fairy girl, it's too late. Jen: (grabs a knife) Well I know you are not gonna hurt me again like last time! Lumine: Well, we got this. With all of our artifacts, weapons, talents, and other max strengths! Paimon: (sniff) Ew! One of you stink! Iris: Look fairy creature! I will not take a shower, and I'm tired of being told that! Nikki: You better need one now! (Everyone laughs at Iris) Iris: (Goes red) YOU GUYS MOCKED ME?! THAT'S IT!!! Aether: Nah! We won't let you ruin our thanksgiving! Wyatt: Plus you guys are not our family! Not even the Pokemon Studio were your family. Jude: You even scare them as much as you scare us, and that's why we don't want you around! Caitlin: Paimon has a point! You do need a bath, and that's also why everyone wanted to stay away from you! Iris: AHHHHHHH!!! YOU GUYS ARE THE WORST!!! Lila: Well look you guys! See what you made Iris mad?! Paimon: It's not our fault that you came in to act like this! Now I'll give you two the ugly nicknames! Stinky Medusa, and Ms. Liar Pants! (Everyone laughs at the two) Lila: That's it you guys! Iris, get them!! Iris: YOU GUYS ARE SO DEAD!!! (Aether and Lumine jumps over the table to fight Iris) (Iris uses her spin attack to knock the two, but both use elemental skills against her and knocked her to the floor after a couple of hits) Lila: Oh no! Iris! (Lumine used her Cyro elemental skill against Iris, evaporating her red head off) Iris: OH NO ICE!!! Lumine: There ya go! Lila: No fair! You guys are the worst! (Paimon gives Jen a pie) Paimon: Finish her. (Jen walks to Lila, tip on her shoulder, only to smack the pie at her face and fell to the floor) Lila: AHHHH!!! Jen: Ha! I acutally did something! Aether: Nice! Lila: This...isn't fair... Paimon: Ms. Liar Pants, it is fair! We want you two out of here before we send you guys to Dragonspine to freeze there! Iris: We lost unlike 5 years ago... Darn it you guys!!! Lila: We'll be back next time! Aether: As long as we stick together, it won't be! Lila: Let's go Iris! They are too strong for us!!! (Both ran off the building) Paimon: Ha! That'll teach those fools a lesson! Jonsey: It's about time those two are out! Aether: We won't be seeing them again in our thanksgiving. Lumine: Yep. They're no match for us. Caitlin: Thanks you guys! And Jen! Jen: The pie was Paimon's idea. Paimon: Hehe. I had to give out an idea. Those two are just as bad as the Fatuis.

(Later, they enjoy Thanksgiving in Unova Region for their first time and had fun partying)

Credits: Holiday Dinner Stage - OniMau619 6Teen characters and Lila Rossi - Myself Iris - Darkliger01 (Edited by me) Aether, Lumine, and Paimon - Mihoyo Turkey - Food Pack

[star-234s-blog]

Venti x fem reader when you tease Venti too much

Warning minors DO NOT INTERACT this is not for children this is the only warning!!! So please listen. Here’s a song to listen to while reading

You were bored really bored it was a Friday afternoon and nothing to do or that’s what you thought that’s when you spotted Venti sitting by himself at windrise that’s when it hits you why not annoy him just a bit. You walk up to him Ohhh~ lord Barbatos Venti almost snaps his lyre in half as he heard you call him by his real name he clears his throat and says y-yes windbulme what do you need? You say Oh nothing Barbatos~ I was just wondering what my favorite archon was doing Venti was getting redder and redder by the minute he knew you were pushing his buttons and he needed to calm down before he loses control I’m not doing anything important just fixing my lyre strings he says taking a deep breath you smirk knowing you’re getting him riled up. Oh I wonder what else those hands can do~? You say you’re voice dropping low and seductive Venti’s breath hitches slightly at your words and he coughs choking a bit w-windblume what do you mean by that? of course he had a feeling that what he was thinking about was what I meant. Oh you know exactly what I mean Barbatos~ Venti is a stuttering red mess basically turning into putty his control hanging on by a thread you know the next thing you say could make him lose control but you were willing too make that sacrifice. Oh come on Barbatos answer my question what else can you do with those hands of yours? Venti finally snaps he pins you to the ground straddling you you’re playing with fire windblume you’re really trying to make me snap of course you know you only broke one of the many walls he has stopping him from losing control before you can reply he smashes his lips agains your in an aggressive passionate kiss he presses his body against yours his tongue slipping into your mouth both of your tongues swirl around each other. Venti pulls away panting the only thing connecting you guys together is a string of saliva from the kiss. Oh~ windblume you drive me so crazy you’re too shocked to to say a thing just staring at him in absolute shock you can barely speak only babbling incoherent nonsense. What windblume shocked Ehe~ you really know how to push my buttons venti pulls you into another kiss this time more aggressively he pushes you onto the ground his hands unbuttoning your pants we have to make this quick windblume…oh archons your so wet. Venti quickly gets rid of his own pants letting his desire get the best of him he shoves himself inside of you no warning he’s to focused on the pleasure all you hear are his groans as he thrusts into you impatiently his thrusts gets sloppy as he gets closer and closer to his release you don’t know how long it’s been but you know you’ve came an his cock at least 5 times now. Fuck I’m gonn- venti cums before he can finish his sentence you moan loudly as you feel his seed seeping into your desperate hole,venti pulls out ticking himself back into his pants he holds you tightly in his arms his touch possessive but gentle as the two of you fall asleep venti whispers. I love you windblume into your ear his words full of emotion and love. ——————————————————————

I’m finally done this took days maybe months I got busy with school😭 anyway i hope you enjoy byeeeeee 646 words total

[pwnyta]

Genshin character Judgement after all these years of playing. I will judge looks, personality, and say my favorite voice! Starting with 4-stars, alphabetical order.

(under the cut)

AMBER!

Still one of my favorite designs. The distribution of red/brown/white is really nice and well balanced. The rabbit theme is subtle but very cute. Her personality is adorable... I miss her. I MISS YOU AMBER.

Honestly all her voices are pretty similar and I dont really have a preference. Theyre all pretty good!

Barbara! ITS NOT HER FAULT... ITS NOT HER FAULT. Shes the first of a long line of blonde & blue characters.... Since she was the first(/one of the firsts) I wont be so harsh on her. She is very cute design wise. She makes me miss Milk Cookie... I do find her personality a little grating... or I just cant stand the 'GO BARBARA GO!' IDK. LOL Shes a good girl. I dont hate her. Despite my lukewarm take on her personality there is no other character that I feel MORE protective of IN GAME. I hate that she has stalkers and NO ONE IN GAME IS CONCERNED ABOUT IT. Venti excuses it, the nuns dismiss it, not even her sister seems to care... it drives me fucking NUTS.

Voice... Id say either CN or JP are the best but theyre all pretty cute. Some people say her old EN voice was better and those people are wrong.

BEIDOU- My beloved. Shes beautiful. Its hard to miss with black/red and the purplish shading of the reds is really nice too. I think she does sexy in a fun way. Her personality is the same. Shes a ton of fun and tough and adorable. I wish she was used more in the story.. shes a fricken pirate! How has she not been used for a summer event after all this time... Such a missed opportunity!

Her EN and JP voices clear.

God what a mess. Oh Bennett. That sweat-stained colored shirt grosses me out and he looks like a reject Kingdom Hearts character. I think some tweaks to her color palate would help him a lot. Personality is a bit rough too. Though I gotta say... its sorta similar to Barbara... where I feel protective of him although I find him kind of annoying. Please be nice to him. Hes one of the few characters that even I think hes like 12.

CN voice is best IMO. hes also sounds 12. LMAO PLEASE BE NICE TO HIM.

...Candace is so pretty. I remember seeing the leaks for her and being like SHES NOT A 5 STAR?! THE FUCK?! I wish she was. I wish she was more useful at least theres so many fuckin Hydro characters... The only complaint I have for her character is I wish she had darker skin. Ive seen a mod with her where she has darker skin and all her colors look so fucking good... Her personality is also TOP TIER. Her soft dommy-mommy thing was WILD to witness OMG her and Dehya... Shes so sweet... I love her so much. ;0; The only voice Im not THAT fond of is the JP voice. I think it stands out badly from the rest... CN is my favorite. The soft spoken tone is PERFECT.

I actually like Charlottes look... except for detached sleeves. It wouldnt be bad if this was a fucking design trope we see over & over on Genshin girls so its kinda unfair to judge Charlotte for it but IM GOING TO. TBF tho... Im not actually bothered by the pink/red which is my least favorite color combo. I think the red is purple-y enough to not make the colors clash as much. Her personality is fine. Im certainly not the biggest or smallest fan of her. Shes just fine.

Her EN voice is best for me. Her other voices sound SUPER young and I dont think fit her character. (they are cute tho)

Chevreuses design is crazy... shes one of the designs where its clearly sexy over practical and I just think its a bad look for her. IDKY (yes I do) HYV is so resistant to giving female characters PANTS but she'd look better with pants. Also the detached sleeves on this design is one of the MOST egregious. Her purple hair on this is also kinda wacky. PICK A STRUGGLE BITCH. her personality on the other hand... Phenomenal. I really liked the story we went through with her. Hers is the only blue life that matters.

I dont mind any of her voices either! Good job ladies!

Chongyun!!! Chongyun is my lil man and I love him so much. I know hes in his late teens/early 20s but hes my BABY and I love him very much. I really like his design even though Im not sure what is going on with his pants like where things connect... but the colors are nice (even if blue) and... YEAH. LOVE HIM. His personality is super cute. HE IS BABY.

I like his EN and CN voices best. His JP and KN voices sound a little too energetic for him.

Collei is great. I was really excited to see her in the leaks for Sumeru because Ive seen her in the comics. I mostly like the design they chose for her.... detached sleeves aside. I really like the woody color palate I like the references to Amber, I love the purple eyes against the greens of her hair and scarf thing....GOOD STUFF. her personality is fine too! No complaints here! Shes got big LIL GUY energy and I love her.

Her CN voice is by far my favorite. Her EN voice is super squeaky... I dont hate it but its probably my least favorite.

I used to hate Diona... I hate tsundere characters... HOWEVER when you max her friendship she says something that made me cry a little and that line was also incorporated into a limited event which was really good... anyways long story short shes MY daughter now. I love her design too. Shes very cute. I kinda wish her shirt was just white instead of the pink but I dont hate it.

I like all her voices. They all have a very similar tone! I think Dionas EN VA does the little girl voice a bit better than other EN little girl voices.

Unpopular opinion I guess but I like Doris design I get that her being an offensive greedy merchant stereotype might be annoying but I dont think shes the worst character I genuinely dont understand the intense vitriol against her. Criticism is well deserved but her design is SO mild. I love her glasses and color palate. Personality... MEH. We havent really seen much of her in story I feel like... she's a bit one note ATM. She definitely could use a hang-out to flesh her out some more. Shes fun when shes being played tho..

I like her EN voice the most I guess. But I have no strong feelings for any of them. I do like how quickly the CN VA talks tho... at least in the little clip I listened to.

Miku from WISH ass design. I sorta like elements to Faruzans design but it all feels kinda like a first draft. I completely accepted that I wasnt going to like her character in the slightest... but then in her hang out... she was really cute. Shes annoying in a funny way like Fish & Mona. LMAO

I like her EN voice the most! She sounds so dramatic and snooty it makes me laugh.

MY FISHY! I hated Fischl for so long... what a waste of time. It was the 2nd Summer event that made me change my mind on her. I WAS WRONG. OK. Sometimes even I make mistakes... shes IS annoying... but its in a funny way. Her design tho I hate. Why on earth Fish wasnt one of the Mondstadt characters to get a censor outfit baffles me to this day. JEAN got one but FISH didnt? OK... but at least she got a costume soon after (maybe thats why?) Anyways... Love her.

I dont have to even listen to the VAs... i know EN is my favorite. But I did listen to them anyways... I actually really LOVE KN Fishs voice... just not for Fish.

I can never like Frems design as much as I should because I saw his concept designs and they were MUCH better. That said... I guess its fine. I would prefer him be the ginger shark boy tho instead of A genderbent Barbara + Xingqiu. but god forbid HYV make an interesting design. His personality is very cute tho... he was saved by that Penguin event for me TBH LMAO... the way I fuckin SOBBED. Why did they do that... I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY THEY WENT THAT HARD.

All of Freminets voices are really good and very similar. if I had to pick my fav... KN and CN... I guess by a smidge.

Like Frem... GaMing had concept design leaks that were SO much more interesting than what we got. I was particularly interested in the bald one and I liked the bobcat outfit design... but I do prefer the colors they used in this design. His personality & hood hard carries him...

Im fine with all of Gas voices. En and KN are probably the best for him IMO.

Gorou is a lil buddy character. hes very appropriately good dog coded and I love him. He kinda reminds me of one character Tokyo Afterschool Summoners who was a anthro dog who was very proper but would act like a dog if prompted and then get embarrassed (like if you said 'paw' he would instinctually offer his hand)... Gorou kinda reminds me of that. A proper fella who doesnt realize how puppy he is. hes a good boy. His design is pretty good too. hes is probably the most... ero'd male character in the game its pretty funny. RIP buddy.

His JP voice is probably my favorite because it is so fucking funny. It sounds so deep and manly and proper... I think it fits his personality perfectly. All but KN are good tho... why'd KN go with such a baby voice for him I have no idea...

I LOVE all the colors of Heizous design just not together. I hate that Maroon with the mustard yellow... i really wish he had dark brown hair or even maybe a desaturated orange... IDK man... Also im just not connected to his character in the slightest... and he has a hangout. thats crazy.

All his voices are kinda weird for me... IDK what im supposed to get from any of them they all sound so different. EN sounds kinda shady (the way he speaks kinda reminds me of Kaeya when hes being a cheeky bitch), CN sounds a bit more sincere, JP sounds really young, KN is... just crazy... IDK what they were doing there.

...Oh Kaeya. My babygirl. I feel like anyone who liked Tony Stark would like Kaeya. hes got that saucy yet tragic air to him that makes him pretty misunderstood to people who dont know him well/dont care to know him. BUT I LOVE HIM. I cant wait to learn more about him... His design is one of my favorites too... and I didnt think Id like a costume on him but his costume is even prettier.

His EN voice is definitely my favorite. Honestly a lot of the KN voices sound so drastically different from the others it makes me wonder wtf they were thinking. Kaeyas KN voice is crazy.

Design-wise Im not that bothered by Kaveh but his personality irritates the fuck outta me. Hes definitely one of my least favorite characters in game. His only shining moment for me was when he was nice to Cyno and gave him the card he won. Im so glad his kit sucks so I dont ever have to use him.

All his voices are kinda the same vibe and I dont hate any of them.

Kiraras base design is SO ASS. Like Chev, her design is very sexy at the expense of design... but at least her personality is great and she recently got a phenomenal costume(even tho it looks very similar to Navias outfit... but if you could look more like Navia wouldnt you want to?). Anyways. Shes very cute.

Again I like all her voices except the KN... whyd KN make her sound so young... she sounds like a baby. She actually sounds a lot like Diona... except MORE baby. LMAO???

OOOH Layla. Babygirl. Im actually not bothered much by the detached sleeve look here since I guess she doesnt really have a top that the sleeves look like theyre supposed to be attached to... but its still like that same design trope... shes also blue THAT SAID. I really like her design overall. I just wish she had a different color. Im so sick of blue...

I actually really like ALL her voices... but this bitch talks so damn slowly... VAMONOS BITCH. I have shit to do!!!! You are very cute tho. If I had to pic a fav.... surprisingly? KN.

Lisa Lisa Lisa... ara ara ass bitch. Lisa is actually great. I love her. Her personality is way more grounded than I wouldve expected early on and I think they played it safe at the start of the game with characters... I think if she was introd later she might have been more like Yae. LOL but shes great. I like her design... although this blue-purple is probably my least favorite shade of purple in the world.

All her voices are great.... but CN is my favorite.

Attached sleeves? In this economy? Shout out to Lynette. Shes very cute. I really like how simple and practical her outfit looks compared to most female characters in this game. Its still kinda sexy but tasteful! I really like her simple boots. Kinda wish she wasnt blue tho... BUT I dont mind it as an accent on the main black. her personality is also great. ... her backstory is deranged... please be nice to her HYV wtf.

I like all her voices... but I dont think her EN voice is good for Lynette specifically. I prefer the more monotone soft-spoken sound of the others.

UGh... Mika.

UGH.

Only his JP voice is ok with me. UGH....

THANK GOD NINGGUANG. Hey beautiful girl.... I love everything about Ning. Shes so gorgeous. I love her personality. I love that she employs the kids in Liyue to keep an ear out for gossip and report back to her, I love her silly relationship with Beidou where they both sorta think the other thinks theyre shady and kinda acts defensively about it... goofy ass bitches. I LOVE HER (I LOVE THEM. Lantern Rite 2 cutscene you will always be famous.)

My favorite voice for her... KN!!! LETS GO KN. I also really like her EN voice when shes speaking normally but a lot of like attack lines and stuff sound kinda off.

Ah the babiest girl. Noelle... Why shes not a knight yet is DIABOLICAL work from the KoF. Theyre praying for her downfall. I know this. Mondstadt is corrupt and they cant have someone like Noelle in the ranks. I think her design is mostly good but the lack of petticoats makes her dress look so flimsy and weird.

I like her EN and Kn voices! Her JP and CN voices sound too young to me. EN also sounds kinda stiff but I do think its a character choice instead of a weird VA. Its suits her.

I think Razors design is a bit off but personality is great. Hes such a good boy... I hope we get to see more of him in the future but yeah i dont have much to say about him other than he is baby.

JP is my favorite voice for him. I actually cant stand his EN voice... I get what they were trying to do but it sounds TOO much like Tarzan but also goofy... and maybe im not bothered as much by the others since IDK the languages... this is similar to how I feel about child voices being done by adult women. Like I know what a child sounds like in English so when I hear that baby voice it just sounds like an adult doing a baby voice and thats so irritating to me.

I have some issues with Rosarias design (detached sleeves)but overall I like it. I like the uncensored version better. I also like her corpsy skin tone. I wish we got more on her character but considering her connection to Varka we'll probably have to wait till then to get more into her life then. Ah well.

Her KN voice is my favorite! but I dont mind any of them.

I was so excited for Sara when I saw the leaks. Her design is so good (detached sleeves aside) but getting to know her in story was so forgettable. It kinda reminds me of Dori where its like... ??? ok. Fingers crossed for a hangout event for her that fleshes her out a bit more.

I also dont like her EN voice much. All the others are great tho.

Sayu is a cutie pie and I love her. I think she looks a little goofy but since shes a baby its fine. her personality is very cute and Enjoyed her hangout event! her and Layla should have a sleepy-off. Who is the SLEEPIEST. We shall find out!

All her voices are good but CN is my favorite.

PART 1 done!

[latimeria-fell-from-heaven]

okay but imagine silverash + size difference kink. hypergryph let me sit on that giant man’s lap please

lati — AISNLACABC NONNIE HELP, AT FIRST I THOUGHT YOU WERE MAKING A KINKTOBER REQUEST AND I GOT SO HYPED UP BUT THEN I REALIZED SIZE DIFFERENCE IS ALREADY TAKEN BY VENTI AKSCNBC-

wc — 1424

" (Name), look at me." No way, if you look at him now, you'll absolutely short-circuit whatever's left of your brain. And you need your brain; you're the Doctor dammit, you can't afford to lose whatever brain cells you have left. And—

You flinch when Silverash suddenly prys away your arms from your head, forcing you to look at him in all his handsome glory. The fluffy ears atop his head flicker and straighten up, as if honing in on a hidden treasure calling out. He seems to shiver at the sight of your flushed, panting face, and you feel something hard rub up against your thigh.

"(Name)." Silverash says your name with such burning fervor that you can almost feel the imaginary flames licking across your skin. He says it as if convincing himself that this is real, you're under him, this is happening. This is not one of his many filthy fantasies or dirty dreams that leave his pants a bit too tight.

He's really about to fuck you.

How did it come to this? How did you end up tangled in your sheets with Silverash himself, spreading your legs apart and pumping his big cock against your lower belly? He looked too eager, too much like a predator about to sink his fangs into his helpless prey. And to add to the pile, why were you letting him do it?

You were supposed to be reviewing the most recent documents concerning a batch of pharmaceuticals to Karlan Trade that required your attention. Nothing too serious, just the usual reports of the amounts of packaging and shipments that Silverash had insisted on discussing with you, for whatever reason.

He'd always done that ever since he came to Rhodes Island, and it had warranted a visit from Dr. Kal'tsit and Amiya who'd warned you of the chairman's motives. The former especially, seeing as how she was so openly opposed to trying to make any further contact with him. Then again, you were quite interested in what benefits Silverash could bring to your company, so you'd ignored their concerns and welcomed him with open arms.

But you didn't think that one of those benefits would be him towering over you in all your naked glory, about to push his impossibly big cock into your hole.

You're shivering like an operator on their very first mission, panting so much that Silverash considers kissing you and swallowing up your breath to calm you down. A part of him wonders if you might be a virgin, since you look downright fearful at the sight of his erection. It makes sense, since you looked so worried andー

" -an't, s'too big.. i-it won't fit!"

Ah, so that's what you were so worried about. How cute.

" Shh, it's okay, it'll fit, it'll fit." He'll make it fit, even if he has to reshape your insides to do it. Enciodes may be a patient man, yes, but that doesn't mean he can't be greedy and utterly ravenous now and then. Though he'll do his best to keep his selfishness at bay for now. He wouldn't want to scare you off, now would he?

Just like the man himself, his cock is sturdy and thick, with a flushed pink tip drooling excessive amounts of pre-cum. It's twitching so much, shaking with so much arousal that you're impressed by how much patience he truly has. And you're sure that you can see barbs at the base of the length. You audibly gulp as your heartbeat pounds hard at the back of your throat. Th-they won't scrape your insides, will they?

If you weren't so frazzled and, frankly, scared out of your wits, you'd have begged him to shove it and fuck you like a whore. You may be inexperienced, yes, but you're no sweet little angel.

"Then," your brows furrow as Silverash leans above you until his forehead is flush against yours and so close that you might faint. " Just look at me. Don't look anywhere else, just focus on me, (name)."

He's doing it again, that shiver that rakes his body every time he says your name. You wonder how long he must have been waiting for this to happen for him to have such a flushed reaction. The thought makes your thighs clench up, and before your mind becomes any hazier, you call out.

"Silve-"

" Enciodes." he smiles at that adorably confused expression of yours as he whispers his first and true name. "Call me by my name. I'm sure we're far past formalities at this point."

You stay quiet for a moment, before nodding slowly, your head feeling more light at time flows on. You can't lie, you've always found Silverash to be quite attractive and desirable. And he was so much bigger than you, towering over you with muscles that must have taken years to achieve, only added to your burning desire.

The idea of this intimidating and imposing man using your small body, however he wished, was something that had been plastered into your mind.

" A-alright," you quickly snake your arms around his neck before you have time to think and regret it. " You can put in now.."

" Is that an order, Doctor?" The use of your title, here and now, leaves you feeling blindsided. He's smirking at your embarrassed expression.

" God, yes." You wheeze, an annoyed expression on your face though you feel anything but. " Shove it in before I change my mind."

" As you wish, (name)." He presses a kiss to the bridge of your nose before he moves his lower half forward.

You suck in a shaky breath as the thick head burrows into your hole, stretching you open far wider than you had anticipated. The rest of his length soon follows, inching in with precise patience. Silverash whispers sweet nothings, reminding you to breathe and focus on him, and only him.

You can feel each and every push and pulse of his cock inside your walls as he inches his way inside. The sting reminds you just how damn big he is, and you wonder if he really will fit all of his cock inside.

He's practically crushing you at this point, his body so pressed up to yours that your bodies might really become one. He's so big, so overwhelming right now, but it feels so good. Enciodes Silverash might really envelop you and all that you are, and you don't even care.

And through it all, you keep your focus on him, moaning his name as his hips finally press up against yours.

" O-oh god, i.. it's in. I.. I think I'm gonna burst.."

" Shh, you did well, (name)." Enciodes pulls away from your, admittedly tight grasp, to admire his handiwork. And he must say, he's rather proud of himself. You're a wreck, drooling and sobbing with the entirety of his cock nestled perfectly snug inside your walls. It's cute, really.

Well, Enciodes always thought you were quite cute before this, but he must say, you look cuter plugged up with his cock. He might really become a sex-addicted maniac if this is how he feels each time he'll get to fuck you. No way that this will be a one time happening; Enciodes will make sure of it. He'll leave you wanting more and craving him, just as he craves you.

" E-enci-"

" I'm here, I'm here. Just keep looking at me. Keep calling my name, darling." Enciodes' crescent-like smile only grows wider as you comply, oh so perfectly. You chant and mumble his name through the burning pleasure, softly at first but soon more blatant, as he still hadn't bent down and stayed close to you. In due time, he just needed to savor this.

He's wanted this for so long; to truly and finally have you and not just wisps of intoxicating fantasies and dreams that only leave him wanting for more. To know what your affectionate smiles looked like, what your soft kisses felt like against his lips, and now, how good your body felt enveloped around him. He wasn't one to waste such a bountiful opportunity; now he could finally claim your heart and body.

" Now then, shall we continue? I may be a patient man but," Enciodes rasps, finally feeling the effects hitting him like a train and battering his senses. Every last one is assaulted with nothing but you, overwhelming and possessing him to have his fill of you until he's finally claimed you as his.

" I can't wait to see how you look screaming my name."

© latimeriafellfromheaven

[wri0thesley]

Dain would be forced to change his outfit style. Those tight pants are not good at hidding the raging boners he constantly gets around his darling.

yandere dain is such a terribly interesting concept to me because he doesn't have a home. it's not even like venti, where at least he can call monstadt his home - dain quite literally does not have a home to go back to, and he has nowhere to keep you. so he goes one of two ways;

he stalks you. he checks in on you whenever he can; your windows cracked open even though you swore you closed them, the glimpse of a swirling cloak in a busy marketplace, a charmingly serious blond who is never anything but gentlemanly when you meet but always seems to have his gaze linger too long upon you and makes you feel chilled and afraid. gifts on your windowsill. and, when you are asleep, a presence by your bed; a watchful gaze on you always.

or he keeps you with him by force. tells you about the abyss and how he is the safest option - terrifies you too deeply for you to go anywhere but by his side. you do not want to be stuck with him - his gaze is intense, his hands burning when he does touch you, and he always seems to be holding himself back from doing more (and one day, you're sure, he'll snap - you've heard him make vague allusions to his own corruption too many times).

(of course, there is the final option; a dain who is merely your travel companion, your protector, who you rely on . . . and who is glad to be relief upon, and is glad that you choose to stay with him of your own volition. not that he would let you go if you ever decided to part ways with him).

but, yes. it's alright. he refuses to change his outfit but he's very good at thinking quickly on his feet of reasons he needs to be Far Away From You Right Now For About As Long As It Takes Him To Come. don't question him.

[p4latinus]

toots [part 2] | genshin characters [crack headcanons]

characters: bennett, fischl, venti, raiden ei, dainsleif, scaramouche, kamisato ayaka

genre: crack/fluff/humour (sfw), headcanons

tw:  the entirety of this is purely fart humour lol, mild references to shit

part 1 available here . 

bennett ✰

i have 2nd hand embarrassment

his farts r an earthquake

like a richter scale would be off charts

gift him a pack of diapers

pls i’m begging

on a lucky day he gets caught for farting

but doesn’t shit himself

smells like eggs + salmonella

no but do u guys know how bad egg farts are

like how much they stink???

bennett’s farts sound like eggs boiling in a shell.

fischl ✰

farts in soprano

talks over her fart to cover it up

“why yes, it was the divine flatulence of prinzessin der verurteilung. one shall experience such satisfaction & serendipity aft a SPLENDID BANQUET TO BE FEASTED UPON WITH THE MOST EXQUISITE members of court.”

yells to suppress the volume

oz’s last words: mein frauline… *tanjiro disgusted face*

no but it’s like gacha

sometimes her farts are loud

but sometimes they are quiet

or they stink like a mf—

either way she will over explain & complicate her reason to fart or wtv

venti ✰

… there’s a reason why dvalin beefs w venti

barsibatos more like barsiba-no

he’s drunk most of the time

so his farts gotta be nasty

poor diluc probably hates his job

as a god, he could renew his organs anw

no big deal am i right?

but his farts smell like he held them since the archon war

i’d rather throw myself off the cathedral than to smell venti’s silent wind breakers

probably would use his anemo power to prank others

smell a sudden whiff of diffusion? he blew it to u.

raiden ei ✰

bro i’m laughing my ass off over this

she is so used to farting w every yoga pose in her euthymia

plus no one heard her farts for centuries

the puppet shogun was not programmed to fart anw

ei … oh ei…

her diet consists of junk food & desserts so it’s inevitably horrendous

no pun but her farts would be thunderously loud

plus it can go on for so long bruh

even yae miko would turn to her like

‘this mf hitting the third gear’

dainsleif ✰

his pants r so tight, i just know that the gas particles r suffocating

like father free me pls… *chokes*

doesn’t seem smelly tho

just kinda high pitched

idk his farts seem cowardly to me

like they are too afraid of ripping a hole in his tight ass pants

if he wiggled his ass, his pants would rip & then his farts would be unleashed

like an abyssal roar

BAAAAADDOOOOMMMM PROOOOOOOTTTTT PRAAAATTATATATATAT PREEEEEEET BOOOOM PRAAAAAATT POOOOTTTOTOTOTOOTT PRETRETRETE PREEETTT

probably why those husks couldn’t forget dainsleif

like if u heard *that*, i don’t think u would either…

scaramouche ✰

oh god lol

it smells like pencil shavings & taco bell

a puppet has to clean its system ok

no but srsly what was ei thinking

considered to use his fart as a medieval torture device ONCE

then figured it would be too embarrassing if the culprit lived

instead he farts leisurely in his own room

kinda short & snappy like his temper

some what high pitched & airy farts

ayaka ✰

good lord she is good at holding her farts

but when she goes back to the kamisato estate

thoma secretly wishes to quit his job

loud whirling farts echoing down the hallway from the bathroom

everyone would suspect it’s ayato

until some uwu chick comes out like “delighted to make ur acquaintance”

nah man u gotta run

if only her farts smell like sakura petals

but they smell like powdered collagen induced mala hotpot

ok but if she was desperate to fart in public, she would hide in a cryo sprint

so the floor would be a wet puddle of ice and a slight bubble cracking the surface

it probably sounds crunchy

[lurlia]

★ ARE THEY A ASS, TITS, OR THIGHS GUY PT. 2

synopsis: do they like ass tits or thighs more ?

characters: dickz ( diluc, itto, childe, kaeya, zhongli )

cw: body talk, suggestive (everyone’s except for diluc), s’ really for big girls like ussss, kinda went all out for zhongli n’ childe | check out pt 1

diluc loves ass, he’ll squeeze it in private and stare at it hard in public. he fingers literally itch to touch it, he also, while blushing, asked if he could lay on it. it jus looked so soft ???? one thing he’ll never tell you tho is that he watches your put on your pants, he finds it amusing to see you struggling. when you wear swim suits he literally gets so red, how why does it bounce like that ?? he rarely does it, but he slaps your ass jus to see it recoil.

same with diluc, itto is definitely an ass man !!! he is confident n’ slapping your ass when guys are around and he knows they’re staring at it. he’ll kiss you doing it to. he loves squeezing it, it could be for no reason at all! he jus wants to do it, they’re like soft bread in between his fingers. you know both diluc love doing doggy style jus to see your ass jiggle as they pump their dick out of you.

childe loves everything, he can’t get enough of your body n’ that’s that. first he’s laying on your chest getting well rest n the second he’s groping your ass smirking at you. loves when you wear tight jeans or tight shirts, jus know they’ll get ripped off later on.. but don’t worry!! he’ll buy you another set bc he loves you ! he asked if he could put his face in between your thighs while he watched something on his phone, n’ boy it went from a movie to a sex scene. yes he ended up fucking your thighs n’ your tits. he’s so addicted to his body he buys you so much of pretty lingerie, custom made and everything. even one’s wit holes jus in the right spots.

kaeya is a thigh man, he has the tit part! definitely lays his head in your lap while he rambles about how much work jean gives him, and falls asleep! you’ll have to wake him tho, he’ll complain but once you get home he’s already back with his head in your lap. he’s so.. smart and sneaky ?? he proclaimed his hands were cold, and put his hands in between your thighs. slowly making his hand up..

zhongli is a tit man, he rants on n’ on about your lovely tits to venti, even though he shouldn’t. venti gets jealous, s’ not fair! how come he gets someone like you and he doesn’t ? besides that, zhongli once saw you doing a task with a cup on your chest ?? he immediately asked you about that n’ you said it was because “why lean over to get my drink when i can have it right here ??”. if you were a god and were with him during that time he would fuck the living shit out of your tits, and i mean he probably came more than twice jus from those pretty tits of yours. but those were way back when.. he’s gentle on you now, he holds back from reliving the past. when you’re riding him his immediate thought is to lick and bite on your nipple.

[anemoarchonhoe]

Head empty, no thoughts, only large wife and small husband. I know reader is supposed to be isekai'd just before canon but imagine this: before they ascend to godhood, Venti is very proud of his giant wife. Insert Will Smith meme but it's Venti showing off Eos to his bard friend. I hc that since reader doesn't have human expressions they do specific movements like spin when they're happy/excited, go up and drop down when they're angry/upset, and then just lay on the ground when they're sad. Yes these are just the attack patterns of eos, what about it?

JSJSBDJSSK Wisp Venti decides to be a brat and upset his beloved Giant Orb and said giant orb uses that vacuum attack to pull him in the center then drops on him-

Bratty hubby stays under Giant Orb until he behaves 😤

Wispti being EoS!Reader's translator. Like Giant Orb just floating quietly and Wispti goes "My Wind Orb said those shoes don't go with those pants, bard."

BUT OMG GIANT ORB, WISPTI, AND NAMELESS BARD AGAINST DECARABIAN??? BIG BRAIN COUNT ME IN, I LOVE THAT IDEA SIDBSKSNSN mouth foaming

And since EoS!Reader can make wind barriers, they can use it to defend and shield Bard from enemies 🥺

[sexlapis]

hello!! i love your blog so much and i felt really happy when you started accepting requests.

can i request a mean dom venti with a female reader and the reader receiving oral?

thank you so much!! have a good day/night :)

a/n: THANK YOU SM! this is my first time receiving requests and having a ff blog on tumblr, i’m so glad you like it! i haven’t written for genshin in a while (i’m not very good at writing mean doms) but i hope you enjoy this :)

mean dom! venti x fem! reader

cw: oral sex, edging, orgasm denial, degradation, pussy slapping, face slapping (literally once), sir kink, venti is mean :(

*

you had lost count of the amount of times venti had driven you to the peak of release, teased you to the brink of relief, only for him to remove his mouth from your wet, swollen clit. you whine at the loss as your hips involuntary try to buck up into venti’s soft mouth.

“venti, please!” you whimper, your voice becoming high pitched at the end, you thighs trembling at the sides of his face. you tried closing you thighs but venti grunts, his slim hands grabbing your thighs and forcing them apart roughly, leaving you soaking cunt exposed to him.

“now you want my attention, huh?” he chuckles lightly, “that wasnt the same attitude you had back at the tavern was it? when you were flirting with all the men like some common whore, hm?”

ah, yes. this predicament was essentially your fault. you’d thought it would be oh so fun to flirt with kaeya in front of venti himself, grazing yourself hand over his thigh, laughing a little too hard at his jokes. all this occurred while venti was watching your oblivious self from the sidelines, waiting for the perfect moment to drag you out of the tavern and all the way back to your little house to torture your poor body.

“hnnnhgg, sir m’so sorry, please i’ll never do it again, please just-“

you’re cut off with a quick slap on your cunt.

you let out a squeal and you try to close your legs but venti forces then open once more, running his slim fingers up and down you wet slit, running circles over your clit, causing your pretty eyes to crossover. you were just so desperate.

“if you keep closing those fucking legs, you won’t be cumming at all tonight, you got that, little one?” he asks condescendingly

you nod frantically as he runs quick circles over your throbbing clit, your mouth is open and drool is seeping out of it. venti is now on his knees as he plays with your cunt, three fingers now pounding into your velvet walls, staring at your face, at how far gone you were. you desperately grip is forearms as you’re looking up at him. your eyes a glossed over, face hot and you’re mouth agape as you whine, the previous denials of your orgasm building up at your core into something so intense. you don’t think you can take much more.

venti places his free hand behind the back of your sweaty neck. he leans down to make eye contact with, your hot pants hitting his face.

“you look so fucked out right now, darling” he chuckles breathily, visibly affected by the lost look in your eyes, the delightful sounds pouring out of your wet lips.

then, venti is grinding his fingers into the sweet, sweet sensitive spot inside of your pussy. you gasp and your hands are leaving his arms to desperately grasp at the cool bedsheets. your body is trembling as the an overwhelming feeling begins to overtake you, your hips jerking into venti’s touches. he leans down to catch you throbbing clit in his hot mouth, running his tongue over it quickly in circles as the three fingers inside of you continue massaging your g-spot.

your eyes are rolling to the back of your head as you moan so, so loudly, you wouldn’t be surprised if you received noise complaints right about now.

“sir, c-can i cum please-please i’ve been soooo good-i’ve been a good girl-won’t flirt with anyone again, please pleaseplease- just wan’a cum please,” you can barely think, barely coherent as you’re in the brink of release, so, so close.

your mouth drops open.

“venti! sir i’m cumming!” you cry out, your hips rolling onto venti’s face, body rocking sporadically.

venti removes his mouth from your clit, “no you’re not.”

venti’s removing his fingers from your tight heat. you gape up at him. you were at your peak, you had been so close to getting what you wanted.

“huh? v-venti?” you ask in shock. you scoot towards him. he’s licking you juices from is fingers, savouring you unforgettable taste.

“hm?” venti questions, “you think i was really going to allow you to come tonight? you’re so cute, sweetie.”

he laughs at the sad look on your face, and then he’s suddenly gripping your chin harshly.

“now what you’re gonna do is get on your knees, okay? did your dumb fucked out brain get that?”

you nod, whining at the fact that you’ve been left unsatisfied, rubbing your thighs together discreetly, but venti still notices anyway.

“awhh, don’t worry so much, darling,” he coos at the adorable pout on your face. you almost made him fold right then and there with how adorable you were, but he had to remind himself that this was a punishment. “i’ll let you come eventually. you just concern yourself with shoving my cock in your sweet little mouth, hm? i’m sure you won’t mind that.”

you couldn’t have gotten on your knees any quicker.

[songmingisthighs]

Hooked

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??? × reader, ateez × reader

A freshman hookup rekindled into something new. With an incentive, of course. But what would happen if your 'relationship' led you somewhere you never thought would happen to you ?

San and Wooyoung fought for a solid 3 minutes over who gets to have you on their laps before you smack them both and pulled a chair in between them.

So there you three were, out of class and straight into a PC bang. You admit that when San told you he was kidnapping you to go on a date you didn't expect him to have brought you to play computer games. But then Wooyoung crashed in and challenged San.

Literally.

You and San were both walking hand-in-hand towards the university's gate and suddenly Wooyoung came barrelling in like a wild block of cheese rolling down Cooper's Hill.

But you didn't mind. Not when you know how both of them together would mean more chaos and it's just more entertaining.

"Sannie," you called out to him, tugging on his sleeve. He momentarily averted his attention from the screen to you. "Yes, baby?" he smiled at you before focusing back on the screen. You pursed your lips at him, pouting whilst giving him your best puppy eyes, "I'm thirsty,"

San's eyebrows furrowed, "didn't you bought a venti sized latte before we came here?" he asked, sure that you had gotten the largest size of beverage before going to the PC Bang. You wrap your arms around his closest forearm as you rested your head on his shoulder, "Wooyoungie drank like three-fourth of it," you complained, glaring at your other boyfriend who smirked at the mention of his name.

"Sharing is caring, you know?" he defended himself. You scoffed and kicked his leg, "you should've gotten your own," you muttered at him.

Wooyoung giggled but slid his chair backwards, "okay, fine, we'll get you something to drink now," Wooyoung said, getting up and pulled San up and out of your grasp.

San whined in protest at the sudden intrusion of his gaming time, saying it was Wooyoung's fault and he didn't do anything. He immediately shut up though when Wooyoung mentioned that he saw the kid who had been beating his ass in the game near the cashier.

You could only chuckle at them both, staring dreamily whilst a warm, fluttering feeling bloomed in your stomach.

"Hey," a voice called behind you.

You looked back and you internally swallowed the lump that appeared in your throat.

There were two girls standing behind you, smirk adorning their faces. You recognize them as your batch's biggest pick me up girls and gossips, people would either go to them to get tea or they'd avoid them at all cost like the plague. You had a couple of classes with them the previous semester and you had one with them in the current semester. Seeing that they were from communications, you were quite glad. But due to the current inevitable truth spilt, you had just been actively avoiding them.

Awkwardly, you smiled at them both, hoping that they were just coming by to say hello. Sadly, there's a 99.9% chance of that not happening.

"Hi," you answered back to them.

"Funny meeting you here, never pegged you to be a gamer," one of them spoke out.

It was irritatingly creepy how they made each other look so similar. The outfits, the hairstyle and colour, the nails? Are they purposefully TRYING to look like twins?

You let out an awkward chuckle at them, "Not really, I didn't come here alone," you said, not really wanting to tell them who you came with, " I didn't know you both like to go to PC Bangs too," you added.

Both of them nodded their heads towards the direction of 5 guys, pushing one another as their eyes glued to the screens in front of them. "We don't go here on our own accords, we're here with the boys," one of them said.

Suddenly, the other one stepped forward and leaned in close to your face, making you slightly uncomfortable, "But I'm not surprised that you're here playing, though," she said.

At that, you furrowed your eyebrows, confused.

"How do you mean?" You asked.

Realizing you just caught her bait, she smirked wider. Her hand reached forward to pat you twice on the head, "I mean you're such a player, bet you like playing games, right? Or you perhaps like to hang around here, looking to rope in more boys into your STD dungeon?"

What she said wasn't even clever, yet they were both cackling as if they had just roasted Albert Einstein. That pissed you off more than the fact that they had just practically called you a whore.

Your jaw clenched tight when they didn't stop their laughter. You tried to hold it in, not wanting to have an outburst in a public space occupied mostly by people from your campus. But by God, shoving a CPU in their mouths seemed like a good idea.

Not being able to stand their laughter anymore, you push yourself up to stand before them. Their laughter died down slightly, noticing how your eyes burn with intensity, as if ready to pounce at them.

"Funny you should say that when that's what you're both doing," you scoffed, crossing your arms in front of your chest. "What are you talking about?" one of them asked. "An Australopithecus would've understood what I meant quicker than these airheads," you muttered under your breath before continuing, "What was the point of coming up to me here anyways? Trying to prove that you're better than me by telling me that my relationship is a sham? You know what's a sham? Your hair colour, nose, lips, double eyelid, chin, and pretty sure if a door slam to your bodies, your boobs will pop like a fucking water balloon," you spoke in one breath.

Maybe it was the accumulated stress from having to deal with the judge-y shitheads in your class and literally everywhere around campus, or maybe it's just you wanting to channel your anger at something. Before you know it, you took menacing steps to them, cornering both girls against the table behind them.

You jab a finger at one of their chests, "You both act like you're the saints of the campus when fact is at least three fourth of us don't give even a tenth of a fuck for you both so you went on chasing, hanging out with boys because what was it that you said? Befriending girls is too much? We're too much drama? If so, then what are you both? You created at least 87% of the drama that you have ever been into. Did those boys even wanted you two around or did you two just latch onto them like fucking leeches? Call me a whore, call me a slut or whatever 'clever' thing you can come up with, but at least the people I'm with genuinely wants me and I didn't even have to throw myself at them like you two did. I still have my pride and dignity," You spat out at them.

Their eyes widened at your outburst. It was clear that they hadn't taken into account that there was a chance that you'd retaliate like that.

"Fucking parasites," you muttered as you turned your back on them and walked off to the bathroom to calm yourself down a bit, leaving the two girls flabbergasted with people, including their so-called guy friends, laughing and snickering at them.

As you were about to enter the bathroom, you felt hands pushing you inside and bodies piling inside the bathroom. When the sound of door locking was heard, you almost panicked, thinking that this might be a public attack that you'd hear on the news.

But you were so glad when you turned around and see your boyfriends. You let out a shaky sigh, trying to calm yourself down slightly before moving to smack their arms for scaring the shit out of you.

"What the fuck do you-" your protests were cut short when Wooyoung lunged to connect his lips with yours. You let out a squeal at the impact of his body paired with the impact of the sink behind you.

San moved himself behind you, hands clutching onto the edges of your skirt tightly, bunching them up to reveal your panties to the cold air of the bathroom.

"We heard your little outburst outside," San said as his lips latched onto the side of your neck. You let out a muffled 'what?' at him. Wooyoung's lips were preventing you from speaking much as his hands began to prevent you from thinking straight. The way they had magically manoeuvred themselves into your shirt and bra made your knees weak.

"Yeah, we heard everything. Woo had to hold me back from interfering to which I'm glad he did," he groaned loudly next to your ear as his hands move, they wrapped themselves tightly around your waist, "because if he hadn't, I wouldn't have seen this side of you and it's so damn sexy," he growled. You could feel him bucking his hips onto your ass and even with his jeans, you could feel how hard he was. It was a good thing that San was holding onto you so tightly or else you would've slumped so hard onto the floor.

Without any warning, San slipped a hand into your skirt and tugged your panties down to your knees. Before even fully comprehending the situation, both San and Wooyoung hand worked on their pants, relieving their hard cocks from their confines. Their lips must've been magic because you could've sworn that you didn't realize anything until you felt them pressing themselves to your entrance.

The tip of San's cock prodded against your back hole first, as if asking for permission. You moaned at the feeling, letting go of Wooyoung's lips to throw your head back against San's shoulder. San took it as a sign from you to continue. He slowly pushed himself in. With the lack of lubricant, you felt its slight sting.

Wooyoug noticed how you winced at the feeling of San entering your ass. Though the latter tried to distract you by peppering kisses up and down the side of your neck, it proved to not be enough. So Wooyoung reconnected both of your lips as he snuck a hand down to play with your clit.

You squirmed in both of their holds. The slight foreign discomfort combined with the pleasure Wooyoung's fingers gave you elicit a rather new feeling.

It didn't take long for San to be fully nestled in you. Though it would've been wise to get used to him first, you could see how Wooyoung eyed his fingers, wanting nothing more than to slip himself in you.

Chuckling slightly, you took ahold of his working hand, "Woo, I need you in me now," you told him. He looked at you with eyes slightly wide, "You sure? Don't you wanna take a bit more time?" he asked. It was honestly adorable how concerned he was about you even in such an intimate position.

Not saying anything, you pulled him closer to you by his shirt, effectively sandwiching yourself between the two best friends.

"When it comes to any one of you, I can't wait anymore," you said, teeth tugging against his earlobe.

At that, Wooyoung exhaled shakily. You got what you wanted when he suddenly lifted your left leg up to his waist and began entering you slowly.

With one side already filled, you felt extremely full. It wasn't too much for you, but it sure does make you felt like you were about to burst.

"M-move," you told them both as your hands clenched onto Wooyoung's shirt.

They both started at a slow pace, trying to establish a rhythm to make sure that you felt as good as they were feeling. The last thing they wanted was for you to feel like something that they'd use to just merely get off.

The initial foreign feeling changed to pleasure quickly. When you felt both men fell into stable rhythms, you began moaning in pleasure. Their cocks were rubbing and prodding all the right places.

"God, I think I can feel San inside you, babe," Wooyoung groaned.

You unconsciously clenched hard at Wooyoung's words.

San took notice immediately. One of his eyebrows raised in surprise at the newfound information.

"Little slut here likes to be filled to the brim, doesn't she?" he chuckled darkly. One of his hands moved to wrap itself around on your neck. The slight pressure he put on it felt amazing when combined with the feeling both of them provided with their cocks.

Wooyoung's lips planted themselves onto your chest as he pulled your shirt lower. His teeth tugged at your skin, to which you were sure he wanted to leave marks on you.

"Can't answer us when you have two cocks in you huh, babe?" Wooyoung taunted, purposefully biting your nipple through your bra, making you gasp loudly.

Their speed increased significantly. You felt both of their hips hitting you in turns, their cocks also taking turns in filling you. When one slip out, the other slipped in. You were never left empty.

Your high was approaching quicker than anyone could expect. Between the work they did with their lips and their cocks stuffing you, you were actually surprised that you hadn't come any quicker.

"F-fuck I-I-I-" You stuttered out. You couldn't even finish your sentence as you suddenly came hard on them. Your thighs quivered and you clenched them hard to the point that they groaned at how tight you were being.

With your climax accomplished, the two became focused on chasing their own.

"F-first one to cum pays for today's gaming session," Wooyoung said, smirking to San as if he was taunting him.

Through the overstimulation, you managed to smack Wooyoung's shoulder. Albeit weakly. "A-are you- Ah! Are you seriously m-m-maki-ng bets in t-the middle of f-fucking?" you glared at him.

Your question was left unanswered as he only grinned deviilishly.

Feeling sneaky, you immediately slip your hands under his shirt to tweak at his nipples. During your times with him, you found out how his nipples became sensitive when he's about to cum and usually it wouldn't take much for him to cum when you play with his nipples.

His jaw hung open at the sudden feeling. His thrusts became sloppier. After one, two more tugs, you felt him unloading himself inside you. His hips lock in place and his cock twitched inside you. His warm load filling you, making you whine at the feeling.

San chuckled from behind you, "thanks baby," he said, pecking you softly on your cheek, making you giggle. "But now I need to cum in your pussy too,"

Before you could even prepare yourself, he had pulled out of you abruptly. He pushed Wooyoung out of your pussy so that he could bend you over the sink.

"I'm sorry baby, but I really need to cum," he said quickly before plunging himself into your pussy. You let out a yelp as your hands anchored yourself by the edges of the sink.

San drilled into you at an animalistic pace. You looked up the mirror to see San's eyes shut close, eyebrows furrowing as his hips snap harshly against your ass.

Wooyoung's cum made it easier for him to move in and out of you. He even slipped out a couple of times.

You helped him chase his high by clenching your pussy around him. Soon enough, you felt a second load painting your walls. San's cum mixing with yours and Wooyoungs's.

The mixture leaked from your hole down to your thighs and even trickled down onto the floor. Some were caught by your panties but a lot of them fell to the floor, especially when San finally pulled out of you.

The three of you stood silently in the bathroom, trying to catch your breaths after the impromptu bathroom session.

San was the first one to catch his breath. He stuffed himself back into his pants and fixed his clothes. "I'll help (Y/N) clean herself up, you go and pay so we can get out," he said as he began to pull some tissues from the dispenser.

In the midst of fixing his own clothes, Wooyoung paused as he furrowed his eyebrows at San, "Why me?" he asked. San rolled his eyes at the question, "Because you said whoever came first had to pay and you did," he said as he leaned down to wipe the dripping cum from your pussy.

Wooyoung whined at that, "Not fair! (Y/N) made me cum! That shouldn't have counted!" You giggled at his accusation, "I mean, you shouldn't have made a bet when you're having sex with your girlfriend, but..." you trailed off.

Feeling defeated, Wooyoung groaned and pout, "Fine, I'll pay. But I better get a ton of kisses in return," he grumbled as he pointed at you.

You only rolled your eyes at him whilst wiggling your hips to help San put your panties back on.

"As if I don't already give you a lot,"

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