#yes this is about the dumb ariel comic thing

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barely-adults in fandom are starting to become Real Scary with their black and white rules and moral purity schtick 💀 glad my fandom interaction is 99% on discord these days

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2k3/7 Mikey Don - #

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*if any information has changed over time I'll make mention of it.

   “Oh boy fine fine let’s just get this over with think it’s my last one at least?”

- what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone

‘Donnie Boy’

“Mostly me just me making a play on the term Sonny boy since we tend to use nicknames over our full names though but well I guess there is some double meaning on my end on why I pick that for my purple brother. who just also happens to be secretly talented and just happens to be a person who makes our lives brighter. SO yeah Donny boy fit’s him even if Don’s stupid and doesn’t seem to see that all the time.”

   - what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone

03 [image description]: Don sitting on the couch watching what else? One of the little mermaid movies, there’s some snacks on the coffee table in front of them the photo taken from behind the couch when Mikey leaned over the back of the couch arm thrown over their shoulder so he could tug Don in closer so their is a bit of Mikey in frame as well. Taken as ‘proof’ that Donatello can in fact relax and not die.

“I don’t care much for the little mermaid movie myself but I maybe seen them more than some of my own favorites, Don need’s to learn to relax and if that means marathoning the little mermaid movies with him I don’t mind BUT I am gonna tease him when ever Von is around and reference it a lot. Hey I’m the little bro it’s my job.”

07 [image description]: Don holding baby Ariel a few day’s after she was born you can see nothing but how the purple banded turtle seems to be glowing with both but pride and love for the little creature in his arms.

“Don’s invented and created so many amazing things over all the years but I think Ari is his greatest one, besides I know better than anyone just much Do always waited and long for that exact moment. I always knew deep down he make a good Dad, Gus’s I ain’t as dumb as the others try to say I am.”

  - what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone

Brother Mine by Suzanne Vega

Now I know that you're just my little brother

And I don't expect you to get everything just right

But I think you ought to use a little more sense than what you're using

And maybe then things would be all right,

Yes, and maybe then thing would be all right.

“I guess mine may be backwards butI dunno I hear this song and I can’t help but think about my brother when it comes to me? I know Don just worries about me at best heck he worries about all of us if anything. But I know he has the most at ice with me at times and well” he trails off growing a tad bashful not having the words to explain more “Oh but yeah this is why I made his name Donny boy connects in the end!”

  - my muse’s last text to your muse

03 [text] Imagined attached from one of Mikey’s comics a large mech robot

[text] Oka BUUT I bet you coul so make something like this don! Look at all cool stuff we have seen and y have made so far? I’ll even go scrap hunting for you! Think about it now on can get hurt well inside a A GAINT ROBOT!

07 [text] I made the coffee for you, got some time before work feel free to come out bro!

[text] I brought some left over pizza if ya hungry!

[text] You’ll never guess what I found today! It’s some of the little mermaid show! We could watch it together if you like?

[text] I know Raph’s a jerk but come on Don I need you too (message not sent)

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DMBJ Characters as Shakespeare Leads

I got into it in the notes of a moonfall echo post and now I’m going insane about what Shakespeare Characters each DMBJ person vibes the most with who do I blame for this

ANYWAY WELCOME TO MY LATEST NONSENSE THESE ARE MY PERSONAL OPINIONS AND ALSO BASED ENTIRELY ON VIBES ALONE

WU XIE as VIOLA from Twelfth Night

okay bear with me, I know this is a strong one coming right out the gate. But the GAY ENERGY. the ATTEMPTING TO BE SOMEONE THEY’RE NOT ALL THE TIME. the sheer amount of LOVE INSIDE. also this bitch spends SO much time in the series dressed up as other people like??? mans loves cosplaying except the cosplay is for Life and Death Situations. also the love triangles are hilarious. plus they’re both cute and gay and i love them

ZHANG QILING as CORIOLANUS from Coriolanus

did i choose these two because they’re arguably the hottest characters in each of their canon? maybe. also Cori Boy is the only one violent enough to even come CLOSE to xiao-ge’s deadly energy. I could have done Hamlet, who is the only other real Shakespearian swordsman, but Hamlet talks too much. also something about the desperation and side-switching that appeals to me. OH THEY BOTH HAVE GOOD TITS yeah that’s a good reason too

WANG PANGZI as THE FOOL from King Lear

okay before any of you come for me in the notes, the Fool is arguably the greatest Shakespearean character. They’re only CALLED the Fool cause it’s their job, but actually they’re the only one with any braincells in the play. Both start out as the archetypal comic relief character and then become the heart and soul of the story. The Fool makes a bunch of jokes and also prophesies the end and possibly is magic?? who’s to say. But anyway Pangzi also does all of those things and I feel like he should get to wear a funny hat. plus the Fool just has to deal with idiots trying to take his job by being clowns for free, and Pangzi can relate to that energy I think

LIU SANG as ARIEL from The Tempest

If it weren’t for just the SHEER amount of creepy magical energy they both exude, it’s the loyalty and sacrifice that does it for me. Not only are they both Ethereal Beings, there’s also a lot of sound ties to Ariel in The Tempest, so like it checks out. Plus they both Crouch. Also I just want Liu Sang to be able to smite some bitches sometimes. That would be good for him (it’s NOT because they’re both my favorite characters IT’S NOT)

Bai Haotian as Puck from A Midsummer Night’s Dream

So this is not only because i have a thing for casting women as Puck, but also because they fit so well together!! like. they both have crushes on people they perceive to be in authority! they both like being helpful! they both should get to be a little feral and also do magic! like Xiao Bai would be SUCH a cute Puck and if Wu Xie weren’t such a dumbass he’d make a good Oberon but alas. He is a Dumbass. so Xiao Bai is Puck but Wu Xie doesn’t get to be in Midsummer because he is simultaneously Too Dumb and Not Dumb Enough. 

LI CU as PRINCE HAL from Henry IV Part I

sorry for more Tom Hiddleston pics but he’s genuinely like the best Shakespearian actor I’ve ever seen, and he’s done it all. Anyway Li Cu is Hal but specifically Hal from Part I because Part II isn’t as good and Hal is basically Dead when we get to Henry V so it has to be Part I. Anyway. Troubled youth who doesn’t want to do what his father wants so he basically gets kidnapped and raised by an older man who is full of Trickery and also Witty Remarks? The Best Friends Trios? The evolution into a Hero in Their Own Right? These guys are perfect for each other. Also I go feral about both of them at any given moment

A-NING as LADY MACBETH from Macbeth

YES I used A-Ning from Time Raiders because I think she’s the hottest version of A-Ning WHAT ABOUT IT. Anyway A-Ning could be no one other than the scheming girlboss Lady Macbeth. They’re both Morally Ambiguous but Fuck they look so good doing it. Can And Will manipulate literally any man into doing what they want. Su Nan was also a contender for Lady Macbeth because she resonates very strongly with the “Out, damned spot!” monologue, but she respects authority too much. A-Ning would not hesitate to kill the bitchass king of Scotland so that her family could ascend to the throne and I love that for her

ZHANG DADDY RISHAN as HAMLET from Hamlet

OKAY BEFORE ANYONE SAYS “brigid i know u chose them because ur a simp for zhang daddy rishan and ur a simp for hamlet stop being so predictable” LITERALLY NO ONE ELSE COULD DO IT THO??? LIKE??? ok they both are setting their life purpose on the bedrock of an older mentor figure’s death... they both have to deal with conspirators trying to usurp them... both the Ultimate Tragic Hero and Make Me Cry Every Damn Day... both are torn away from their nerd boyfriends by death... they both live in my head rent free... I know Zhang Daddy Rishan does not talk as much as Hammie Boy but I 100% think that there’s a CONSTANT monologue going on in his head at all times. Also the Am I A Coward speech? That’s our Daddy Rishan to the MAX. No one look at me or im gonna start making picsets of him with Hamlet quotes superimposed over it I swear to GOD

and finally.... 

WU SANXING as IAGO from Othello

Not only does this picture from the NTL production of Othello represent what I want to do to Sanshu every time I see him onscreen, but these bitches are two of The Fakest Hos I have ever come across. It’s a love-hate relationship with them most of the time; you hate them for what they’re doing to the heroes, but they’re so good at the Trickery that you can’t help but admire them for it a little bit. They can, have, and will sell their family members for a single Lick of Power and Wealth. And yeah, you could MAKE an argument for them to be Good or at the very least Morally Ambiguous but they’re both giant dicks and deep down in our hearts we all know it. 

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Rerun

Apparently, Sylvester Stallone and Dolph Lundgren had a show they were pitching to studios. It was said to be a throwback to all f that, over-the-top, action from the 80s. ABC, owned by Disney, was the only studio to pass on the pitch. They didn’t even take the meeting. Sources say that they passed because the show isn’t “female focused”. As you can probably guess, the white boys are nettled. There’s a myriad of reasons why Disney wouldn’t take this meeting, none of which is sexist or white boy erasure. Just off the top of my head:

Stars are dead in America. There are only narratives and franchises now. No one in the age range of Disney productions even care about Stallone and Lundgren. I’m old enough to remember Rocky IV and i don’t care anything about that.

No one wants to see The Expendables on ABC. Do you know how much that type of show would cost? How much it would have to be edited to just make air? And that’s before Disney gets a hold of it. More than that, what the f*ck kind of story is that to tell in a serialized manner? A twelve hour long Expendables film? Hard pass!

This ain’t the 80s. Cats aren’t looking for a ton of testosterone and bullets in their programing anymore. Disney simply doesn’t make, and has never made, that type of programming. Getting upset because they’re staying on brand is dumb.

Speaking of brand, Disney has gameplan and this type of stuff doesn’t fit into it.Do they have an agenda focusing on women? Obviously. That’s where the future of cinema is heading. Women and minorities are starting to have a voice, a very loud one, and it’s only going to get louder. In this culture of SJW and #METOO, it only makes sense to cater to that growing audience. Black Panther and Captain Marvel made a billion dollars. The female led Star Wars trilogy has made almost 4 billion in two films with a third coming out in December. Where’s the money in going backwards?

Look, i get it. White dudes are seeing their grip on everything slipping, even if it’s just a little bit. They’re looking down the road and seeing a world where they are treated just like everyone else and they hate it. These dudes are losing parts and focus from Hollywood. It’s terrifying for these people o they lash out with “feminazi” and clandestine conspiracies of “erasing white culture”. Due, shut the f*ck up with all that. Why can’t Michel B. Jordan play Johnny storm, a fictional comic book character, when Emma Stone got to play Allison Ng, a real life, still alive, Asian woman? Cats are upset Ariel is being portrayed by a black woman. Ariel is a f*cking cartoon fish girl, man! How is that a problem?

I always hear it’s not fair because if they cast a white man in a traditionally black role, there would be outrage. Yes, of course there would be! Black people have had to fight for everything in America. We had to fight to literally be considered people and not chattel. A white person being cast as Blade would be far more damaging to our collective culture and identity than, say, having Idris Elba be James Bond. But that white privilege precludes any notion of sympathy for the “not pink dicks”. I’ve heard people complain about The Whiz after it got remade a few years back. Cats were upset as f*ck that there was an all black Wizard of Oz, saying that it as racist and unfair that there isn’t an all white production. Bro, The Wizard of Oz IS an all white production. Are you serious? It’s that disconnect and denial where all of this vitriol stems. There’s no agenda against white dudes, just a bunch of insecure assholes throwing a tantrum because there are more people playing with there toys than they like.

Ultimately, there’s no stopping this train. I don’t care for all of the PC nonsense that’s being dragged along with it, but i understand why it’s there. This is all brand new. Cats need to figure out that balance. We live in a world where the most successful franchise in the history of cinema, is being lead by women. Where a first time black director can create a scathing indictment about white people and they call that sh*t great cinema. Peele won an Oscar for Get Out and i couldn’t believe that sh*t. Black Panther made a billion dollars and was a hit around the world. That movie is a microcosm of the black experience in America. That sh*t wasn’t for anyone else and yet, EVERYONE went to go see it. Crazy Rich Asians blew the f*ck up and made Awkwafina a certifiable Star. I mean, she was before, ma is MAD talented, but now she has her own film in The Goodbye and there is a ton of Oscar buzz surrounding her. I’m not saying there isn’t a place for those 80s types of films. We got John Wick. What i am saying is that there is room for both Wick AND Atomic Blonde. What i am saying is i’d be more inclined to see Atomic Blonde over Wick because, in the words of Oscar winner Anthony Peele, “I’ve seen that movie before.” And there’s no amount infantile tantrums that will ever change my mind. Or anyone’s mind.

Progress marches onward. Representation steadily increases. Little by little, white, male, faces are being minimized and a more complete picture of the world is growing. We still have a ways to go, but i’m all for it. How is any of that something to stand against? How is any of that a thing worth fighting against? How sh*tty of a person do you have to be to believe any of that is wrong?

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okay im gonna just try and write down all my damn pokemon i can remember from every generation fuck fuck i know i could never get ALL OF THEM cos it was at least 100 each gen but i can hopefully remember my main teams??

~ Sun and Moon Team ~

Pulcinella the male Primarina (Egotistical smarmy jerk-with-a-heart-of-gold celebrity boy) Herald the female Mimikyu (nice grandma + amateur newspaper reporter, sends them back to the other ghosts at the thrifty megamart) Charlene the female Golisopod (never really thought of a personality for her? I didnt originally intend to use her but then she was really good and i love golisopod’s design?? so i just named her randomly after charon cos wimpod is kinda shaped like his hair, lol) (i think maybe one of those cowardly characters who’s brave when she needs to protect her friends? like eduardo from foster’s home for imaginary friends) Suspenders the female Lurantis (stoic samurai type, but also very sweet, naive and a little ditsy. easily gullible to pulcinella’s pranks cos she just takes everything seriously with samurai honor.) Ampere the female alolan Raichu (sweet mom friend of the group, makes everyone pancakes and mitigates all the conflicts. you’d think herald would outrank her in mumsiness but she’s more like the eccentric grandma who encourages her kids to misbehave, lol) Sherbet the male Muk (super chipper cuddly little toddler type fella who luv and support he friends) (OH GOD i caught a shiny muk in bw2 and i was gonna say they were cousins and i was so excited to have them finally meet.. aaaa... T_T) (THE COUSIN IS NAMED NOUGAT AND HE IS ALSO A SUPER CHIPPER CUDDLY BABY AND NOW HIS WHOLE FAMILY IS FUCKIN DEAD) (god that gives him a plotline to differentiate him from his alolan version but GEEZ i didnt want it to happen like that...)

and honorary member Neopolitan the Kadabra who was on the team early on but got replaced with Charlene cos when SuMo first came out there was a dumb glitch that prevented kadabra from learning one move in its learnset and it was just STUCK WITH NO ATTACKING MOVES FOR 20 LEVELS GEEZ but neopolitan was still a supportive friend yes possibly personality like that monk robot guy from overwhetch?

also honorary member: that leavanny that my friend Beezah traded me and i spent ages training it up to level 80 to rematch her and i NEVER GOT TO DO IT I think his name might have been cedric?? or some other c name??

~ X and Y Team ~

Didnt really think of personalities for these ones or have any big attatchment to them, except that the game came out on my birthday by some strange coincidence. funny how we’ve gone from that to losing games on my birthday! the xy birthday was like the only time my birthday hasnt been GIANT MISFORTUNE in the last seven years, and the only time i managed to meet up with any irl friends and have some sort of a party. so i guess i’ll remember that fondly about XY even though the story was possibly my least favourite in the series.

Namaqua the male Greninja Jayus the male Aromatisse (named for an OC of mine at the time, who’s also my steam handle!) Dwedd the female Gourgeist (who was actually my most powerful pokemon in sun and moon competitive?? god im gonna miss her now)

and I’m seriously struggling to remember if there were any others :P

~ ORAS Team ~

I played both versions of this so my team was kinda huger? Still not super memorable as a generation, tho. one of the ones im least depressed about but more depressed than xy. but still depressed about all of them. AAAAA

York the female Blaziken Roquefort the female Swampert (a duo! i played with both of them as my starters cos i only played a little bit of alpha sapph before switching to omega rube for the main playthru. i just love tabitha!) (oh and they were named for some of my ocs at the time.) Wesley the male Charizard (actually got him in XY but never used him there) Seraphim the female Salamence (REALLY sad about this one cos she was a gift from my friend Zoe whom i’ve now lost contact with, same one who gave me the birthday party when xy came out, same one who traded me like EIGHTY OTHER POKEMON ACROSS ALL MY GAMES and LITERALLY SAVED MY LIFE ONCE and WAS AN AMAZING PERSON) Nick the female Gyarados (also traded from zoe. it was named after her fish who died :< I LET HER DOWNNNNNNNN) Tanka the female Gardevoir (just a shoutout to the one i had back when i first played the original rse as a kid, but lost along the way. it was also my username and the name of like forty different ocs for every fandom i had as a kid? i just thought it was a cool word. its the name of a type of poem i heard in class once) Pascal the female Ludicolo (Only one who i gave any sort of personality to. I kinda liked her so much she was more like my starter? i felt like she was a super chill badass. repurpose all those old chuck norris memes for pascal!) Lockjaw the female Banette and Hex the male Mismagius (actually pokemon i made as ocs for a team galactic fanfic i never wrote. usually i make pokemon ocs based on mons i caught, but these ones i went out and caught them to match the story. spent so long chaining mons to find a story-fitting nature for lockjaw that i stumbled onto a shiny shuppet along the way?? i was like “fuck but that isnt what i asked for, but i’ll take it anyway” XD) (oh and i named the shiny shuppet Chuckie) (oh and lockhjaw and hex were meant to be the rest of charon’s pokemon team to give him enough for a decent boss battle)

~ BW Team ~

Anotehr generation i didnt really enjoy? honestly there was a large gap between sinnoh and sun and moon where none of the main plots grabbed me. i still enjoyed the gameplay and the increased graphics for all the cool areas and stuff, tho! im just a plot lover so SuMo bumped the series back up from “just consistantly good” to “the best game ever” But strangely enough I did get really attatched to these guys, even if i didnt really think up personalities and backstories for all of them

Shogunkora the male Samurott (Back when i was in highschool i drank so much caffeine it was like a running joke i was ‘that cola kid’ so i just named my starter after a dumb attempt at ‘cola in a japanese accent’. Ugh, past-me!) (But Shogunkora was actually a casuality long before this! I lost him during the time i was transferring pokemon using a friend’s BW cartridge. I actually had to sell my BW game cos i was preparing to run away from my abusive parents and live in a homeless shelter. Thankfully i did indeed survive that! i had to pick on only one game to keep and of course it was sinnoh. But then i ended up losing the cartridge when i moved house and then finding it earlier this year and then causing me to buy bw2 and put the sun cartridge down and.. well, you know the rest.) Boku the female Leavanny (named as an in-joke cos my roselia was Ore in sinnoh. also a casualty who got lost in that hectic transfer.. alas...) Alviss the male Roggenrola (I was very fond of that pun. He managed to survive, and i even got to pet him in sun and moon! I miss him... gahh.. he survived so much and it was all for nothing...) Flint the male Lampent (i only just finally was able to evolve him in sun and moon, thanks to beezah’s help! i miss him tooooo... fuckkkk...)

~ DPPT Team ~

THE GOLDEN ONES god that was back when i was so extra into pokemon, aaa it legit helped me survive thru abusive dad times i got so atattched to sinnoh and all of these lil guys... fuckkkk...

Ore the male Roserade (Personality was like a cheerful and goofily oblivious typical shonen action hero, but like.. eight. He had a sad backstory where he was befriended by a kind old blind human back when he was a wild pokemon, and then some sort of tragedy burned down the forest and killed both that human and all of his family. And also burned off his hands. I mean, he’s a plant so he can grow those flowers back, but it was still super traumatic. So he took up his trainer’s sword in his burnt off hand stumps and promised to avenge him, and thus gained a magical girl style transformation into a human, somehow...??) (the theme for this party was ‘gijinkas’ and i thought it would be cool if there was a different reason behind it for everyone. he was the more magical type.) (oh and he really liked sandwiches) (oh and he was comic relief a lot cos he was a pokemon who turned into a human instead of vice versa. like ariel in the little mermaid where she combs her hair with the fork. HOW DOES HUMAN WORK) Mangos the female shiny Luxray (traded to me by another best friend that i lost touch with long ago, Clash. I miss her too, it sucks that now all i have is one well-protected drawing of an oc she gave me in high school to remember her by..) (anyway, Mangos fit into this random plotline by being the opposite to Ore. she was a human who got turned into a half-pokemon through an evil genetic experiment. And she balanced him out by being an ultra stern and serious mom figure. She was actually a policeman as a human, so she kicked a lot of ass!) (I know that this whole serious personality doesnt really fit with a name like mangos but shiny luxray looks like mangos) Zene the male Infernape (another shonen hero type comic relief guy?? but he was a teenager and comparatively buff, i guess? i didnt realize these two were so samey despite being opposite elements lol. i guess just the difference is that zene did more comic relief and ore did more cuteness factor) (he was also the least developed one in terms of backstory for being in this half-pokemon heroes team. I just knew that he was some sort of martial artist trainee who wanted to be the best, and that was still his goal after he got superpowers, rather than actually saving the world and all. he’d always recklessly get into fights and have no sense of danger, just HEY THAT THING LOOKS DEADLY LEMME PROVE IM DEADLIER) (oh but i did think way too much about how the law would work in this situation?? like, he was depressed and ended up joining this travelling group cos he got banned from the martial arts tournement he was in. having pokemon superpowers would put him at an unfair advantage.) (oh, i think actually his powers were just genetic or something? like it was a mystical power his whole family line had, but he was an orphan so he didnt know until he hit puberty and started breathing fire. but comedically he thought it was because he ate a magical riceball instead. “it was supernaturally yummy!”) Gaspar the male Haunter (Actually came from that one memorable trollish trade in sinnoh where that lady offers you a haunter and it doesnt evolve into gengar, DAMN YOU. i was determined to love him forever to spite her!) (oh and he eventually did evolve into gengar in xy due to a friend trade and me forgetting to tell her not to evolve him. i’d gotten really attatched to him as a haunter so i was sad for a while before realizing it was dumb and that i might have made my friend think i was mad at her?? thankfully we worked it all out!) (Gaspar’s gijinkaness was literally just... i Died.) (He was a human from the 1920s or something who died horribly and came back as a ghost to avenge his own death. but then after he avenged it he continued to exist, and he floated around aimlessly for a long time before learning to appreciate his second chance and form a new life and a new family. He was like the goofy sitcom dad of the team!) (oh, and he liked candy. i still maintain the headcanon that all ghost pokemon like sweet things!)

~ RSE Team ~

These guys actually were also part of my sinnoh team, but they originated from RSE. I didnt really get attatched to my pokemon in rse or gsc cos i was still salty over having my yellow cartirdge stolen and losing my starter raichu that i loved. TOOK THIS LONG FOR IT TO HAPPEN AGAIN, EH? *cries forever*

Reaper the male Sneasel (My honorary starter and oldest pokefriend. I miss him the most.. fuck..) (He was like.. kinda sirius black from harry potter? but teenage? and like.. trying to be serious? like, a total goober prankster loveable uncle figure but he wants everyone to think he’s a brooding dark antihero, and gets flustered whenever his true cuteness slips through. He looked like squall from ff8 except with dark skin and sunglasses??) (He was also someone who was a pokemon with human powers, instead of a human with pokemon powers. But he adapted a lot better to human society, he was just like.. pride at being wild? He hated the idea of being captured by a trainer, or now the idea of losing his true self and becoming like those humans he hated. So all his moments of failing to pass as human were more cos he refused to lower himself and do [insert normal thing here], rather than cos he was oblivious like Ore. But he actually did end up getting a soft spot for his trainer and becoming like a dad figure to her, like how mangos was a mom to ore and zene, and gaspar was the grandpa/dad to everyone in general. I had quite a complex set of relationships worked out for everyone!) (oh, and yeah, they had a trainer! cos i mean i was playing the game, of course they did. but it was more like the one token powerless human on a team of magical girls and boys. she just pretended to be their trainer so they could travel around pretending to be normal pokemon when necessary. and they were all bffs and protected her cos she didnt have parents. she was kind of a self insert..) (oh, and reaper’s backstory was that he was one of the shadow pokemon captured by team cipher, and then when he got rescued and purified it somehow gave him superpowers too or something. he was blessed by celebi and was like the chosen hero of that legendary. But he didnt wanna, he just wanted to use his new human feet to go buy booze and stuff XD) (i actually did get him in collosseum and he was my fave and best and i kept him forever and now he’s fucking gone) (fuck) Nether the male Sableye (Basically my oc Malachi?? its been all these years and i just suddenly recently revived his plot concept as his own character in his own original story. I hope maybe now i could do that with all the others in some way, so i dont forget them..) (he was all the same back then, down to dying from being bricked up inside a basement. except he became a magical gijinka instead of a more normal ghost.) (oh and this version had him as an adult instead of a child, and his personality was... vague? he started off as a loki-ish trickster and then was a complete jerk and then was the comic relief and then was a gym leader and blablabla. At one point he was even Reaper’s boyfriend, which is ridiculous now this character is a kid instead! (tho he’s still remained bisexual in honor of that) Funnily enough he was also Reaper’s sworn enemy gary oak rival at some point too!) (Basically he was the least developed personality-wise, so i dont feel bad that i changed him quite a bit as malachi. it doesnt feel like a change and more like i finally figured out what i originally wanted to do with him.)

~ RBY virtual console team ~

aaaargh only just got them and already lost them whyyyy

Chuppy the male Raichu (reincarnation of the first pokemon i ever got on my original Yellow cartridige, which got stolen because kids are ASSHOLES) (i cried for days and i feel like doing it again right now.. how little life changes...) Starlet the female Clefable Gumdrop the Nidoqueen

i didnt even have time to love you enouuuuughhh

i didnt love any of them enough aaaa

god this made me sad

but at least now i wont forget any of those memories

probably??

i dunno how to tag this so i dont forget

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Requests (3/16/17)

Okay, so I have been getting a lot of requests in my off time and now I’ve got a chance to check my inbox. So instead of addressing each request in their own post and spamming you guys with it I’m just going to make one long post with each request in it. If you’ve sent me a request or message/ask recently you haven’t seen answered, it’s probably on this post.

Anonymous said:

Do another click and drag!!! Maybe superhero themed? You have the best blog btw

I’ve actually got a click and drag game as the last game of this month! It’s not super hero themed though. It’s a theme which - if I think goes well - I’ll revisit in the future.

Anonymous said

Any chance of a caption where a smart college guy named Rick, gets swapped with Sarah Hylands character on modern family, and force to live out her ditzy, boy filled life?

Sure thing!

Anonymous said:

Could you do another Peyton List caption please.

You got it!

Anonymous said:

Could you please do a caption about a guy named Nate who has to dress like Alicia Silverstone's character from Clueless?

Yep! I haven’t done one with her yet so this could be fun! :)

@destinydueler said:

Probably a lesser known celebrity but always had a crush on her. Could you do something with Arielle Kebbel? Maybe where an guy late 20's early 30's was mean to his new step mother who is younger than him turns him into a female, and first he hates it but whatever she did to turn him into a girl is turning him into an obedient bff step daughter for his step mother, maybe too well like a stepford daughter?

I sort of know who this is so I THINK I can do this. Not entirely sure though. I’ll definitely try. :)

Anonymous said:

A guy who is really smart not a nerd just intelligent he's afraid of losing his intelligence so one day when a dominant girl shows she's smarter he gets mad and curses her out. So she turns him into a stereotypical blonde bimbo where he slowly loses his intelligence the more he defies her. The dom has a thing for dumb girls Thought you could use Ashley Benson as the TG and I know you usually don't show the person who TG'd them but could you use Elizabeth Gillies she's so hot and dominant.

There are no pics of Ashley Benson & Elizabeth Gillies together so I can’t really make that work but I can totally work with having Ashley Benson be the subject in this! :)

@leslievanb said:

can you do a story of a guy named lesley who bumps into Kat von D and becomes her

Sure thing, honey! :)

Anonymous said:

Caption where a mean step son is sissified by her step mother, and all his video games are replaced with barbies, which his step mom makes him play with magically. Like he's his original self on the inside but his outside self is her mom's barbie. The girl used would be Olivia Holt.

Olivia Holt is an adult so I can totally do this. :)

Anonymous said:

I would like to say that I really love your caps and games. They show real imagination and skill. The request I have is for Nicholas a middle class, working family man, who has been worn down by life and work and family. He goes to his high school class reunion and is overcome with regret of a life not lived. The universe feels his pain and his younger self is nudged in the right direction for his or hir happy life. Thank you for ur time

Aww, thank you so much! And I can totally do this! <3

Anonymous said:

Would you be able too do one with Danielle Bregoli?

I don’t know who that is, sorry. :(

Anonymous said:

Can you make a caption where a macho superhero team is turned into frail girly girls who hate fighting? I think I saw a request like this a while ago, but I don't know if the cap ever got made.

I did get a few requests like this a while ago, I’m trying to make it into a game and have been having real progress but a little trouble just making all the pieces work. But this IS something I’m working on, 100%.

@classicccb said:

You should do a choose your destiny game, but it's just random. Have a story about going to comic con as a sexy comic character with your gf but she changes it up and makes you the sexy girl and she's the hero...(or human and your the sexy hero) but all the drinks are regular drinks like a bud light, or whiskey soda and it can be random and unguessable haha idk just a thought

It doesn’t include the comic con aspect or the drinks, but I think you’ll like the game I have going up on April 1st. ;)

Anonymous said:

Do you have any Chloe Bennet caps coming up? If not, can you do one? Thanks!

It looks like I don’t have any in the queue yet so I’ll get one ready for you. :)

Anonymous said:

could you do a caption about a guy named Joseph turned into Brandy please

Totes!

Anonymous said:

Hey, can you do one where a mom turns her ungrateful son into a single mom who has three kids. And could you use Sofia Vergara?

Anonymous said:

I loved your last caption of Grace Phipps and Maia Mitchell! Could you please make another one?

I think I should be able to. Just a matter of finding the right image. :)

Anonymous said:

I really like that Ariana pic you did where the boy was turned into a different version of her. Think you can do one with Eliza Dushku, maybe a boy met her at a convention and she overheard him say she was so much hotter in Bring it on then now. So she turns him into that version of her, and he's forced to be her sissy chearleader and do little chants and routines for her and with every cheer he does he loses a bit of his true self?

Oh yeah! I LOVE Eliza Dushku! And her Bring It On character is a lot of fun to work with! (I’m also a bit of a sucker for cheerleaders, if you haven’t noticed.)

Anonymous said:

Are planning on making anther Selena Gomez caption ? I love your captions so much by the way!

Aww, thanks sweetie! :) And I’ve got one with Selena in the queue right now. It comes out on Tuesday it looks like!

Anonymous said:

Hi, I was wondering if you could make a caption with Ariana Grande from the one of the episodes of Victorious , where she is wearing a blonde wig?

I actually JUST made a GIF cap with her in that wig! That’ll come out like in the second half of April. :)

Anonymous said:

Could you create a caption involving a guy who is forced to work at a diner as Beth Behrs character Caroline Channing?

Oh yeah, totally! I’ve been meaning to work with Beth Behrs and that show. :)

Anonymous said:

On your caption with Ariana turning that hacker into her character from Victorious you mentioned he went through training, hypnosis, and hormones, think you could make a prequel cap of the hypnosis?

I could try but it might not really work out since there’s already a cap talking about what became of the character, you know? I don’t know how well I can write a cap which is just, “this is the hypnosis,” and have it be interesting. So I’ll try but I might not end up posting it.

Anonymous said:

Hey, could you do one where a guy who slut shames women, gets trapped in the body of Miley Cyrus and forced to do all the slutty stuff she does at her concerts?

Sure thing! I might not make the girl name Miley, but it’ll definitely be her image and this gist.

Anonymous said:

Hi could you do a cap with Rachel Keller. Please i love your caps so much

You bet! :)

Anonymous said:

Thanks so much for the Carly cap! <333 I loved it!

You’re welcome! I’m glad you liked it. :)

Anonymous said:

First of all, i love your work. I have a request for a caption for ya. Have a guy named Matthew be turned into a girl by his sister. I would prefer the celebs to be Debby Ryan, Katy Perry, Anna Kendrick, Jennifer Lawrence, or Emma Watson. Thanks in advanced!!

You’re welcome in advance. :) And yes, I can totally work with this!

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RULES : ANSWER all questions, ADD one question of your own and then TAG as many people as there are questions

   coke or pepsi? Coke (cherry cola is my one true love)    disney or dreamworks? Disney    coffee or tea? Ugh just water please, I don't like either    books or movies? I wanna say books but the last time I read one was early last year D: I love reading, but it's not something you can do while doing something else and I'm a multitask master. So just put on a movie and let me draw at the same time and I'll be happy.    windows or mac? Windows, get more bang for your buck. I've worked with both and don't get why people hate Windows and adore Mac, I can take or leave both.    dc or marvel? Honestly I don't really have a preference. I like the Marvel movies better because they're less serious though.    xbox or playstation? Both and Wii and PC gimme everything (if I really have to pick, Playstation)    night owl or early riser? Early riser, I am very good at getting up and start crashing in the afternoon.    cards or chess? Cards, but only because I don't know how to play chess (I'd probably be bad at it, I'm not very strategic)    chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate    vans or converse? Converse, I get about 1 new pair a year. They're actually falling apart right now, almost time to refresh.    star wars or star trek? Star Trek and specifically Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise    one episode per week or marathoning? Marathoning like whoa. We're currently binging the Friday the 13th movies and The Office US    gandalf or obi-wan? Gandalf, I have a crush on Ian McKellen.    heroes or villains? Villains are usually more interesting (if done well) but I have a maaajor soft spot for good good boys *cough*Anduin*cough*    john williams or hans zimmer? I know both do music but honestly I don't know the difference D:    disneyland/disney world or six flags? Disney, the Six Flags here had a big focus on roller coasters (I’m not sure if that’s their theme or whatever XD) and I'm not too fond of those.    forest or sea? I grew up really close to the sea, it was basically 2 streets down, so it's not that special to me. Also the sea wants to kill us Dutchies, so, forest.    flying or reading minds? Flying, but only because I don't want to be able to read minds haha    twin peaks or northern exposure? Uhh...?    harry potter or lord of the rings? Harry Potter! I started reading the Lord of the Rings as a teen but gave up when Frodo woke up in Rivendell, it was so boring. Harry Potter kept me thoroughly entranced.    cake or pie? I had to look up the difference but yes cake all the cake    you are banished to a desert island, which benedict cumberbatch character would you choose to take with you? What did I do to deserve this fate? D: Would the Benedict Cumberbatch character readily assist? Because if yes, Smaug or Dr. Strange so he can get me out of there and we can both go our separate ways so I can live my life as an exile in peace.    train or cruise ship? Train, I get a little sea sick and have come to enjoy commuting by train. Filled out this thing on the train!    brian cox or neil degrasse-tyson? I have no idea who Brian Cox is and only know Neil Degrasse-Tyson from the memes and his tweets where he likes to look really smart and deep haha. So Neil I guess?    wizard of oz or alice in wonderland? Wizard of Oz, never really got into Alice.    fanfiction or fanart? Fanart, because it gives pretty arts to look at, even if I don't know the characters. I'm not really in any fandoms so there's nothing I want to read fanfic about.    the hunger games - books or movies? Books, but I find the movies are very loyal adaptations. You don't get Katniss' inner monologues though so in the movies she's just :|    be able to see the future or travel into the past? Hmm hmm well if you could travel into the past you actually also see the future because you're future you right. Like, what kind of time travel rules are these? Future Trunks? Karin is Yuri's mother? I need more details!    han solo or luke skywalker? Luke, I guess.    lilacs or sunflowers? I don't like flowers, but I enjoy purple more than yellow, so lilacs.    spring or autumn? Autumn because it gets cold and I can bundle up hmm.    campfire or fireplace? Both set everything on fire mwahahaha!    french fries or onion rings? French fries.    truth or dare? Truth, I'm pretty honest anyway and dares are usually dumb and mean.    winter or summer? Winter for sure!    vampires or werewolves? There's a bit of folklore that says if a werewolf dies and it's not taken care of properly they might turn into a vampire huh I wonder if this is relevant to any of my characters I sure hope not hmm    red or blue? Blue    eyes or lips? Eyes    burgers or sandwiches? Burgers! But they tend to leave me with really bad stomach aches because apparently a slab of meat on a bun is bad if you don't eat meat much ;p    friends-to-lovers or enemies-to-lovers trope? Friends to lovers, I like seeing the relationship build    pizza or pasta? Pizza but honestly I really love both    ancient rome or ancient greece? You know these are kind of the same thing in my brain haha! But since I was really interested in Greek mythology as a teen, let's go with Greece.    foxes or wolves? Wolves    mermaids or dragons? Dragons are really dumb I don't know why anyone would even think about making a bunch of dragon oc's and then making a comic about them what idiots people are >_> (I did want to be a mermaid when I was a kid, growing up watching Ariel really did a number on me)    kate bush or madonna? Madonna, I honestly don't like Kate's voice very much sorry :(    the office or parks and recreation? Parks and recreation    lions or tigers? They are both big kitties, give me more big kitties!    digimon or pokemon? Pokymans    youtube poop or youtube memes? Poops please

   my question: elves or dwarves?

[mermaidinstereo]

LIST: 10 of My Favorite Movie Songs

I'm an idiot. On Oscar Night, I decided to wrap up a draft I was writing for a list going up soon. The theme was dark videos, again, it will be going up soon. Also, I worked a terrible work day for about 6-8 hours, so that was a huuuuuge damper on my mood that kept me from doing anything until about 4 or 5. So I was too dumb to come up with a list of movie songs on Oscar Night. Yeah. I'm that kind of idiot.

But here I am, doing it. Right now.

For this list, I have a few criteria. These songs were released solely for these films. That means that they were not picked from an artist's pre-existing album, or a cover of another song recorded for a movie, or a musical selection from a Broadway adaptation. These songs may have appeared on an artist's album after release (such as a greatest hits release), but not before. So, sorry to "Lady Marmalade," "Cell Block Tango," and "Hooked on a Feeling." Oh, that goes for you, too, "Elephant Love Medley" from Moulin Rouge. That's a mashup. You're not slick.

10. "Kiss from a Rose" - Seal (Batman Forever, 1994) Call it hokey. Call it what you want. But I better not catch you talking shit about Seal. In what is possibly his signature song, Seal's incomparable voice soars over a haunting melody and epic orchestration. Is it the best song to ever come out of a DC Comics film? Oh, hell yes it is.

9. "The World is Not Enough" - Garbage (The World is Not Enough, 1999) When you ask a group like Garbage to write a Bond theme, you probably don't expect them to deliver Shirley Bassey or Paul McCartney. Spoiler alert: they don't, but damn, do they deliver. Shirley Manson puts on the dangerous seduction worthy of a Bond girl over a smoldering orchestra, arranged by Don Black and David Arnold. It just feels so sexy, and so sinister. So of course I'm into it. The few times I actually play Overwatch with Widowmaker, I like to imagine her slinking around to this song before she snipes Genji in his tracks. Fuck Genji.

8. "Over the Rainbow" - Judy Garland (The Wizard of Oz, 1939) I felt wrong not including this song, partly because when I was a very little girl, my grandmother--a jazz singer back in the day--would sing it to me and my sister. Listening to it now as an adult effortlessly brings a tear to my eye, thanks to Judy Garland's mournful, yet optimistic vocals. That's the kind of thing that makes you want to root for a character like Dorothy. Not just that, but that's the kind of thing that makes characters and movies iconic. Yeah, there's yellow brick roads and little dogs and munchkins, but, in the way "Let It Go" defined Frozen's Queen Elsa, Dorothy Gale is synonymous with "Over the Rainbow." And that's not a bad thing to be associated with.

7. "I Don't Want To Miss a Thing" - Aerosmith (Armageddon, 1998) I was coerced to go on the Rock 'n Roller Coaster at Disney's Hollywood Studios once. I hated it. I hate coasters. It didn't necessarily affect my opinion of Aerosmith, but I don't remember hearing this classic Aerosmith track on the ride. Probably because I was busy screaming to get me off this crazy thing and into the Voyage of the Little Mermaid show. Sounds about right. But in a park that celebrates films--and on a ride themed around Aerosmith--the omission of this song feels wrong. Is Armageddon an iconic film? Nah, not really. Is this song timeless? Yeah. In fact it's one of Aerosmith's most well-known tracks. For good reason--it's Steven Tyler at his vocal best. And who'da thunk that they'd go so well with an orchestra? Tyler's emotion is remarkably raw. Not bad for a song so obviously made to sell a movie. I guess they just did it differently in the 90s.

6. "Young and Beautiful" - Lana Del Rey (The Great Gatsby, 2013) I never saw this movie, because I hated the book. It was one of those books where you were forced to read it in high school English. Hence, I hated it. Lana Del Rey was also an acquired taste for me. However, "Young and Beautiful" is Lana at her finest. Her simmering alto flies above a lush orchestra as she croons, lamenting over a love she's not sure will last. In true Lana Del Rey style, the girl just can't do happiness. But hey, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. She doesn't fix it--she enhances it, to dazzling effect

5. "Audition (The Fools Who Dream)" - Emma Stone (La La Land, 2016) Sometimes things don't work. Dreams fall short. So you have to regroup and figure out a new plan. That's exactly what Emma Stone's aspiring actress Mia did in La La Land, when she becomes discouraged and downtrodden after a series of flops. However, a glimmer of hope arrives in an audition, where, as she recounts the story of her grandmother swimming through the freezing Seine. What results is a truly impassioned, from-the-heart performance from Emma, as she honors "the fools who dream, crazy as they may seem." Where would we be without "the rebels, the ripples from pebbles, the painters, the poets, and plays?" Well, this film wouldn't exist, for one. As a supporter of the arts and a daughter of a music teacher, this lyric speaks to me. In general, I resonated with the character of Mia, often discouraged, waiting on that one person to take a chance on me and let me show what I can do. If La La Land did anything for me, it told me that if you never try, you never know. (Also, "City of Stars" be damned.)

4. "Beauty and the Beast" - Angela Lansbury/Peabo Bryson and Celine Dion (Beauty and the Beast, 1992) You know that song that no matter where or when you hear it, you immediately begin tearing up? This is one of those songs for me. I remember when I saw Moana last year and they showed the trailer for the upcoming (unnecessary) live-action remake of Beauty and the Beast, being unimpressed, until that "tale as old as time..." melody kicked in. Beauty is regarded as one of Disney's greatest animated features, with a timeless soundtrack to show for it. Its title song is appropriately timeless, and is the jewel in the crown of the Disney Renaissance. Suddenly I don't know an Ariana Grande or a John Legend.

3. "There You'll Be" - Faith Hill (Pearl Harbor, 2002) I've always dismissed Faith Hill has being "lifetimecore," that is, music made specifically for suburban white moms who spend their time on Pinterest and at Scentsy parties. Working in retail, especially, has made me resent her, being subject to her music as often as I am. That said, "There You'll Be" is so incredibly poignant and emotional, and her strong voice is perfectly suited for it. This one is another instant tearjerker. You got me this time, Faith. Just once.

2. "If You Want Me" - Marketa Irglova (Once, 2007) While not the most memorable song from this unforgettable indie gem, "If You Want Me" is remarkable in its vulnerability. In the film, Marketa's unnamed character walks down a lonely Irish street, having just bought batteries for her Walkman. She's really just kind of rehearsing the song to herself, but there is this heartbreaking vulnerability in her softspoken delivery. There's something behind that sad, sad voice, and you know it. It should've got an Oscar nod, but you know what, "Falling Slowly" is still pretty damn good.

1. "Part of Your World" - Jodi Benson (The Little Mermaid, 1989) Let's just be honest with ourselves here. My blog title is "Mermaid in Stereo." Perhaps my attraction to mermaids can be attributed to the story of Ariel, a struggle that is told in her signature song, "Part of Your World." It's not necessarily the story of a mermaid wanting to live on the land--okay, it is. But it's more than that. It's the story of someone fed up with being held down in her home life by overbearing parents, with a burning desire to get out of her bubble and see an unfamiliar world. Fun fact: Ariel did not wish to become human for Eric! No, in fact it's this song--which she sings before she ever sees Eric--that proves it. And you have to believe her. It's no wonder only Jodi Benson has voiced the character since her introduction--no one else can do it justice.

And now...my honorable mentions.

"Go the Distance" - Roger Bart (Hercules, 1997)

"You Haven't Seen the Last of Me" - Cher (Burlesque, 2010)

"Her Portrait in Black" - Atreyu (Underworld: Evolution, 2006)

"A View to a Kill" - Duran Duran (A View to a Kill, 1984)

"Chim Chim Cher-ee" - Dick Van Dyke (Mary Poppins, 1964)

"Heathens" - Twenty One Pilots (Suicide Squad, 2016)