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That wizard is DANGEROUS!!! you need to go and disarm him! Kiss him! Pin him down!
#dnd#dungeons and dragons#critical role#yes this is about gale from bg3#yes this is about caleb widogast#bg3#wizards#who up pondering they orb rn
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The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic
#bloodweave#baldur's gate 3#bg3#gale x astarion#astarion x gale#gale dekarios#astarion ancunin#yes this is about astarion helping gale defeat mystra and take her place with the crown in exchange for gale helping him with the ritual#the ‘they can make each other worse’ part of their relationship turned to the max#I enjoy them being reluctantly soft for each other more but from time to time I just think about how powerful they could get together#toxic evil boyfriends. take love and twist it up until it’s unrecognisable#I like to think that astarion approached gale with that offer after realising no one else in camp is gonna help him#and that he can use gales own hunger for power which backfired when astarion actually became emotionally invested in gale#and after gale kept his word despite everyone’s concerns astarion changed his plan from not fullfilling his end of the bargain to actually#helping gale kill mystra (mostly so that gale could belong to him and him alone. and letting him take the place as a god bc having a god#at you beck and call is definitely appealing. especially one as eager to please as gale)#anyway what I want to say with this is please please please let me kill mystra i don’t even care if the weave gets destroyed again
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Our little idol thief!! We didn't get an act 2 camp "ketheric's dead" party where we got to act silly and dance so i'm taking matters into my own hands
#baldur's gate 3#bg3#astarion#arabella#time for headcanons in the tags#bc withers is bone man#she calls astarion blood man#gale is magic man#wyll is sword man#halsin is bear man#arabella *exists*#the entire camp: our daughter now#is this a scene from a fic i wrote?? maybe. yes#why didn't halsin get more time w arabella??? he's a druid. man had the idol. probably couldve.....helped her a lot#im gonna imagine that happened. and halsin helped arabella learn druid magic#also LOL someone laugh w me about astarions silly little suede shoes!!!!!!!!!!!#pina art
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okay i know we're all still recovering from the wink but. what did they mean by this. what did they MEAN by this. the baby oil. AGAIN?
[video description: a clip from Baldur's Gate 3 Cast play D&D #1.
neil newbon (astarions VA and player) turns to tim downie (gales VA and player): "you're not going to like this." (laughter)
tim: "oh no"
neil: "so what im thinking-"
tim: "not again"
neil: "im thinking-"
mark hulmes (dungeon master, offscreen): "hes got the baby oil again."
tim: "oh no" (laughter)
neil (starting to rub tims back): "ease the tension darling"
end video description.]
#im fine im just going politely insane about them#bloodweave#bg3#astarion x gale#gale x astarion#gale dekarios#astarion ancunin#cringe is DEAD i will post about my fantasy setting yaoi#yes i filmed this with my phone from my tablet bc i had to share it w the friend on messager and i was NOT about to figure out how to do#screen recordings. sorry
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The desire to draw these two again but without the motivation to make something more than one of these little charts (oops)
Thank you Valc0 for making the sheet!
#I still need to play the epilogue#and draw things from the epilogue#and anSWER SOME OF THE QUESTIONS IN MY INBOX BAREEE IF YOU'RE READING THIS I'LL GET TO IT I PROMISE#IF YOU REMEMBER WHAT YOU ASKED THE SHORT ANSWER IS YES THE LONG ANSWER IS IT'S COMPLICATED haha#& then also make fanart of other tavs I've got a backlog of inspiration but commissions and the elden ring DLC are just RIGHT in front of m#What else can I ramble about in here#The way I had to look up all the stupid woods around Baldur's Gate#once again my paranoia that I'll Get Lore Wrong bc I'm invested but not THAT invested lol#They lived in Baldur's Gate for a few years then moved back out to the Cloak Wood that's my headcanon for that#I think these two also have a lot of common interests but they were all too abstract or wordy to put here#like falling asleep on the balcony#or listening to the sounds of the sea#I saw a lot of other people list Gale as lawful pre-game and I'm.....skeptical haha#ok sorry I'm done have a lovely day!#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 tav#bg3 otp#valc0#bg3 croissant#gale#gale dekarios#breadweave
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The soft huff Gale makes after you kiss 🥰
#yes I’m romancing gale again#what about it???#can’t keep me from my lovely Wizard forever#this time I’ll give him the good ending#gale of waterdeep#gale dekarios#bg3#baldurs gate 3#bg3 gale#gale x tav
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This is probably gonna be the last time I talk about this bc all it really does is make me sad and it's not the kind of thing I want to focus on abt BG3, but whenever the larian writers say some out-of-pocket shit about Wyll or Gale I'm reminded of this
#like.#being completely honest i kinda don't give a shit about what the writers think of their characters#if they can't be respectful than they've lost the privilege of my attention#anyway all of the characters in bg3 are amazing in their own right and no amount of shitty opinions/jokes can change that <3#they all deserve love and freedom and yes that includes wyll and yes that includes gale#anyway like I said this is the last time I'm acknowledging it bc from now on I am actively avoiding hearing from the writers#bc it just bums me out#bg3#gale of waterdeep#wyll ravengard#marie speaks
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reading baldur's gate fic is so funny to me sometimes because almost every single tav i've read is like. a nerd. awkward. stuck in a library/commune/forest and doesn't know How To Do People. combat unready. a wee paper slip of a person. self-doubting and uncertain.
whereas i am out here with my bard who dumped all her stats in charisma and perception and therefore is no longer able to fail a persuasion check. and my personal backstory for her is that she's an insanely well known frontman for a rock band in baldur's gate so literally everyone they meet knows who she is. nonstop flirt. clocks manipulation left and right because seeing through performances is like half of her skillset. oh yeah. and she can fucking oneshot you by being mean in your direction.
#all tavs are created equal obvs but if you are not making your tav so op it's funny what is the point#i wrote some quick drabbles bc as always im irked by the way i cant tailor responses in rpg to match my characterization#and like. the funniest scene i have is when they go to the grove and literally EVERYONE there knows who she is.#it's like. if fucking beyonce picked up a rapier and a group of raggedy ass nobodies and said Let's Fucking Go#also making astarion have NO clue who she is was deeply funny to me. that old man doesnt listen to hip young music#he's too busy being traumatized and gay#bg3#im truly not being mean i love the awkward tavs too#it's just so very far from how i characterize my own i have to laugh#that said i want to do a durge run & HIM i plan to make awkward and uncertain#this rockstar persona all came about bc i want a canon reason to give her purple hair btw#and to dress her in slutty little shirts with tit windows#me playing bg3 as a dress up romance game as god intended#im saving the astarion romance for my durge run but they WILL be best friends. and yes. she falls for gale of all people
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As Gale's on the mind again, time to bring up BG1 lore about mystra!
For anybody who truly doesn't think Gale was groomed, that a good god would NEVER!
This isn't even the first time she's done something like this, sure it wasn't grooming for Dornar Silverhand but she did take over his love interests body so she could manipulate him into children...
Tldr She takes over a girl (who was enthusiastic to be a goddess's chosen, then unsure once she realized it was for this) to convince a guy (her very loyal follower who was already in love so he said no) for kids.
He watches his wife become a literal shell of herself so that she can have seven children with the energy of both their parents. And he ends up having to kill his wife because she's become a lich shell of a person.
To which after he cuts her head off mystra shows up and goes "yeah sorry, my doing." And he loses it, running from Neverwinter up to the north and disappearing until he dies for 30 years where she continues to protect him.
The worst part? Dornar goes back to her after it all, helping her find more chosen. What Gale could have been.
I feel like a big part of the story that the writers were trying to tell us was that even if you were formally mortal the second you go on to the pedestal of a previous God you inhabit who they were, and mystra is the weave before all.
It fits perfectly with the Durge (and Astarion) storylines, if you don't remove yourself completely from the cycle you will inevitably become what you dislike, even if you intended for the best.
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History of the Chosen of Mystra:
The reason why Mystra, the Goddess of Magic, invested a portion of her divine might into mortals is not known. One of the popular theories, and one that is gaining more support in light of the other goddess' during that period, is that Mystra foresaw the Time of Troubles (and her own passing at the hands of Helm) and chose to give some of her powers to mortals in order to ensure that her successor (the female mage, Midnight, as it turned out) would have a number of nearly immortal allies in the struggle against the schemes of the gods (the now dead Bane, Myrkul and Bhaal) who precipitated the Time of Troubles by stealing the Tablets of Fate.
The theory goes on to suggest that Mystra informed Azuth at approximately the Year of the Rising Flame (0 DR), more than 1,300 years ago before the Times of Troubles, that some of her power must be put into the hands of mortals who would then become known as Mystra's Chosen. The power would sleep within the bodies of those mortals, allowing Mystra only to call on it only with their permission. It would give the Chosen to innate ability to heal quickly, and would give them life spans far greater than those of ordinary mortals. Mystra speculated that these mortals might be able to call on her power and thereby gain some special abilities, but that these powers would not rival those of a deity. (See "Powers" below.)
The Goddess of All Magic then began to select mortals she thought to be suitable. One of the first was the young mage Elminister, and she also singled out a promising wizard named Khelben Arunsen. Both of them proved to be worthy and capable receptacles of her power, but Mystra's other early attempts to invest her power in living humans were unsuccessful, and she came to realize that only a very few mortals were of stern enough substance to contain such power within themselves without being destroyed or corrupted. Even though some people aside from Elminister and Khelben may have possessed the requisite strength, it is possible that having lived for years prior to being visited by Mystra had set them on a path from which they were not able to deviate. Whatever the reason, the problem needed to be solved. To get around the difficulty, Mystra devised a plan to use herself as a vessel to breed individuals who could be nurtured and acclimated to her power from the very beginnings of their lives.
For the father of these individuals, she picked the best example of human stock she could find: Dornar Silverhand, a nobleman and a former Harper who lived near Neverwinter. Mystra then possessed the body of Elue Shandur, a helf-elven sorceress whom Dornal was already attracted to. Mystra revealed her presence and her plan to Eleu, who happily and eagerly agreed to have the goddess share her body. Eleu had been reluctant, but under the influence of Mystra the woman became a seductress, and Dornal found his advances being suddenly returned with great fervor.
Dornal and Mystra/Eleu were wed in the Year of the Drifting Stars (760 DR). The first of the seven daughters, Anastra Syluné, was born the following winter. Sylune's six sisters emerged at one-year interval thereafter: Endue Alustriel, Ambara Dove, Ethena Astorma (she prefers the name "Storm" these days), Anamanué Laeral, Alassa Shentrantra (known today as the Simbul) and Erésseae Qilué. These siblings have become known in Realmsian lore as the Seven Sisters.
Dornal, who had been kept in the dark about his wife's true nature through the years (presumably because Mystra didn't want to risk losing his services), was disappointed and distraught by the time his sixth child was born; he had always wanted sons as well as daughters. More importantly, he was seeing his wife deteriorate right before his eyes. The strain of coexisting with the goddess all these years had turned Eleu into a withered shell - in essence a lich, clinging to life only because Mystra's power was within her.
When Eleu was carrying the seventh child, Dornal consulted a priest who told him his wife had been possessed by a entity of great magical power. To spare both of them any further agony, he attempted to slay his wife's physical form by severing her head from her body.
As soon he had done this, Mystra was forced to reveal herself to him, and she went on to explain her scheme. Just as she had worried would happen, Dornal was aghast at how he and his wife had been used by the goddess. He turned his back on the corpse of his wife, abandoned his lands and his children, and vanished into the North. Mystra bore him no ill will, and in fact protected him for the final 30 years of his life. When Dornal finally did meet his end he called out to Mystra, and the goddess granted his continued existence as her servant. Now known as the Watcher, Dornal Silverhand travels the world unseen by mortals on a continuing mission to locate candidates to swell the ranks of the Chosen and to identify possible threats to Mystra and her minions
#baldur's gate 3#bg3#gale#gale of waterdeep#bg1#in game book#book 34#but no seriously#mystra was probably lovely or whatever before being the goddess#but now the only thing she cares about is maintaining the balance#maintaining the weave#yes that involves manipulation of a few mortals#it also involves thinking she's so much better than the other gods that she can just storm her way back up to heaven after she was told no#another big part of understanding how she's a good god while still being a horrible person#probably comes from the mindset that morality and the alignment is self-focused rather than society focused#good is not necessarily helping everyone#good is putting things above your own benefit#a paladin can be good while still slaughtering a whole city because he is protecting his village. err or you can stretch it like that#I recall a book from one of the two games about tyr having his army burn down an elven city because he wanted on the other side#they told him to go around#he took it as anti-help and killed them#the gods dont care#anyways rambling over
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VIDEO GAMES CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS, THEY CAN'T KEEP GIVING ME HIMBOS AND MAKING ME WANT TO HUG THEM!!
#fresh from the cultist oven#bg3#baulders gate 3#yes I'm talking about gale#Gale#LOOK AT HIM#Also Erend from horizon he's another himbo I love#hfw#hzd
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the romance/relationship system in bg3 is genuinely some of the worst designed shit i've ever seen in any game with that feature but at least the memes we get out of it are funny. once saw someone comment something along the lines of 'patch note: waving at gale will no longer cause him to buy a house for the two of you to retire in' and i've never recovered since
#i love gale he doesn't deserve (most of) the incel slander#but it's painfully such a good riff because it really really does feel like that#the player choices being a b/w alternation between 'hey there' and 'YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF... NOW!' normally is already comical as is#the fact that it carries over into interactions with the party members who you're presumably trying to be close with is... something else#and what makes it worse is it ISN'T jokey hyperbole. anyone remember 'send a mental image of you kissing him or HIS HEAD ON A PIKE.' c'mon#trying to chat and vibe at the refugee camp celebration and the sum of conversation i get is one (1) line asking how they're doing#because going any further than that elicits marking you down for the path of boning take it or leave it#it's genuinely so hard to get to feel like you can deepen a relationship with the characters in ways that aren't trying to pursue them#yes! halsin! i really want to know you better! i just don't want the ass!! why is trying to hit the only option other than up and leaving!!#99% of the time i expect nothing from media creators in terms of writing interactive relationships#larian are beyond parody in that they've somehow managed to do worse than the already suboptimal majority#we're just going to impose the roadblock of do you want to fuck y/n right off the bat. good luck finding a way to talk around that if not#the obscuration surrounding where exactly the checks are really does not help at all either#when the shit's got even the allos complaining about it you know it's BAD#shame because i was excited for character scenes given that's a lot of what's hyped up about the game#but no it's all just the romances. 'what if i'd like to breathe in someone's general direction-' well now have you heard of our romances?#fish fear them party members fear them and tav is going to have to walk alone on this sinful earth#conservative bigoted relative at the family reunion withers era was a fucking time before they tweaked that line speaking of#just so crazy they can get away with this shit#baldur's gate 3#bg3 liveblog
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What would happen if a wizard tried to finger me and accidentally cast a spell in my puss
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today's wordcount brought to you by: there is no way on this green earth that Gale Dekarios doesn't have a good relationship with his mother, and i'm going to write nice cozy friends-and-family fic about it
#bg3#gale of waterdeep#anyway i have Thoughts about Gale that have me chewing the drywall#so for now i'm just writing fluff about Gale and family and coming home with friends#like you KNOW Gale's mom was worried about her son being lonely. nerd magic protegee who hangs out with:#Mystra the Goddess of Magic; Elminster; Tara#like that's Gale's entire social network#you KNOW what his mom wanted was just for him to have friends. just friends not Forces of Nature just friends#and he never really had those because he was being a Big Cool Wizard from the age of like six#so anyway Gale comes home with his friends and his mom goes full Mean Girls Mom mode#she's just so excited her son has friends but she's also trying to be chill#one's a vampire? chill what kind of blood does he want#one's a warlock? okay; that's new but rolling with it#like Gale could bring home three goblins but if they didn't hurt him and he called them friends his mom would make it work#anyway this consumed my thoughts for like three hours today so yes i'm writing fanfic about it#Gale has a good relationship with his mom and you can't change my mind
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I did the math
It took 3 weeks and 3 days for Gale and Gwen to confess their love in the Act 2 Romance scene. Seems fast but considering they'd spent around 350+ waking hours around each other, seems plausible
#Character: Gwenifar van Hol#kind of funny I'm gonna start calculating that stuff now#like yes it seems fast by our standards but also consider the sheer amount of time during that timeframe they're together#YEAH I NEVER REMOVED GALE FROM HER PARTY WHAT ABOUT IT#HE HAD TO MAKE BROWN PUPPY EYES AT HER CONSTANTLY THANKS#Fandom: BG3
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“Whether I condemn this world or not, I choose you.”
this game fucking changed me man.
#bg3#bg3 tav#bg3 oc#baldur’s gate#baldur’s gate oc#baldur’s gate 3#baldurs gate tav#i swear their hair is naturally gray they’re just constantly covered in blood#hm. now im thinking about how they smell#fuck im too gay for this#yes im doing a gale romance. i dont care if he eats my shoes from time to time i love him#tiefling#bg3 tiefling#baldurs gate#they smell like iron and rosemary.
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*Guy that has two (2) D&D related interests only voice* Haha Dungeon Meshi x Baldur's Gate 3 crossover when?
#bg3#dunmeshi#putting the rest of the post in the tags bc I'm crazy insane#Chilchuck and Astarion would not even be able to bond over being the lockpick guys#cause Astarion would take one look at him and immediately start making height jokes#and Chil would hear Astarion's goofy flirting (bad for team cohesion) and immediately evaporate away from the situation#Gale and Marcille on the other hand. bonding over Wanting to be God basically. real#actually Gale is basically Laios if he was Marcille's class which is hilar to me. he eats magic items tho and Marcile is horrified#Shadowheart I'm so sorry I have not learnt much about your backstory so idk what you would do but I think she'd also like Marcille#Gale and Senshi...... cooking friends#Astarion would basically be Kabru to Laios tho Laios'd say some shit and Astarion would just 'Haha yes what fun (I'm going to knife you)'#hates him for his autism or something#Senshi finds out Astarion is a vampire and starts researching blood dishes so he can be included in the meals with everyone ueh ueeh 😭#halfway mark i made myself sad I'll take a break from this post
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