#yes these idiots are falling in love
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I'm so curious about what Bison is planning because I really can't believe that he trusts Kant
After Fadel told him that it's weird he isn't in prison because of the car stealing and that he probably made a deal, Bison got really serious
And alright they talked and he now understands the reasons for what Kant did when he was younger, but the fact remains that he's not in prison for it and you won't have me believing that Bison forgot about it
#the heart killers#i think the weird dynamic between kant and bison is the reason why for now i don't get as much into their relationship#as i did with previous relationships between characters first and khaotung played#yes these idiots are falling in love#but on one side we have kant completely manipulating bison and constantly lying to him and acting all fake lovey-dovey#and on the other side we have bison who SEEMS to be falling in love with kant but really it sometimes feels like he also is manipulating hi#or at least testing to which lengths kant will go#intriguing storyline to be sure but i really struggle to enjoy a relationship based on lies and manipulation#not that the previous relationships firstkhao played were really healthy lmao but yeah still#it's the fakeness that i don't enjoy that much#even if there are still some real feelings growing between them despite their best efforts
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lol arthur realizes with the other knights after watching merlin flirt and being hit with a wave of deja vu: holy shit you asked me out
merlin and the rest of the knights around a campfire after leaving a village bc lancelot and leon somehow started a brawl in the tavern: ???
arthur points at merlin: after valiant! you asked me to buy you a drink! you were asking me out!
merlin is busy cooking dinner and confused out of his fucking mind: what???…..valiant….oh the knight with the snakes.
gwaine who was slightly tipsy now stone cold sober and sitting up straight against a tree: wait. explain. what do you mean merlin asked you out??
arthur snaps his fingers as he recalls the memory: i apologized for sacking you and you said that if i bought you a drink we’d be even.
merlin now remembering how he had stumbled into camelot, picked a fight with a pigheaded bully which quickly turned homoerotic and flirtatious, and continued their teasing-flirting for days before merlin shot his shot and asked the prince out only to be rejected: oh yeah, i forgot i did that…..wait, you mean you didnt realize what i was asking?
arthur: no?? we argued everyday, how was i supposed to realize you were asking me out??
merlin now abandoning the dinner and staring across the camp at arthur while the rest of the knights watch their back and forth like a game of tennis: to you we were arguing, to me that was very much flirting. i thought you were flirting back so i decided to ask you. then you rejected me
arthur, mentally beating his past self up for fucking up their chance: i didn’t reject you!!! i just didn’t realize what you were asking me. how was i meant to? we fought every chance we got
leon, nudging elyan, glee and excitement riling through him: its happening!!! its finally happening!!! seven long, grueling years is finally paying off!!!
merlin, realizing the misunderstanding and acknowledging the fact that he wasn’t rejected, his flirtations just weren’t noticed - realizing he still has a chance: oh…oh i see. arthur, my dear, our fights were extremely flirtatious. need i remind you of what you said? “do you know how to walk on your knees? would you like me to teach you?” or “i could take you apart with one blow”
arthur, mental capabilities at an all time low: m…my dear….?????????
merlin grinning devilishly as he realizes that his flirtatious persona he had hidden away after falling head over heels for arthur can make a come back: that is what i called you. should i call you something else? say…mine?
percival gags in elyan’s ear: cheesy
elyan hides a laugh: at least they’re finally getting somewhere. better than the hopeless pining
arthur, flushed from head to toe: ah uh no um im uh
merlin thoroughly enjoying himself: oh come now, your majesty. use your words.
#meanwhile leon is praying his thanks to every god and goddess above for their mercy#his pain and suffering is so over#merlin is going IN on arthur who is red as fuck#gwaine is enjoying himself immensely#lancelot pulls out popcorn to watch the two idiots finally get their acts together#flirty merlin x flustered arthur#i think yes#listen. merlin lived in ealdor. a small village of maybe thirty people - four or five being his own age#he was thrilled to be in camelot and have new faces and people to meet#he was definitely the village tease or flirt or whatever#he was gonna be a rake in camelot but unfortunately managed to fall hopelessly in love with the prince of camelot#he burned his dreams of being a rake in exchange for arthur#the issue? arthur rejected his advances. next issue? merlin’s feelings remained and grew#so merlin is a lovesick puppy for a prince who doesnt feel the same and he cant find it in himself to look at anyone else bar a few cases#he and lancelot def slept together at least once. him and gwaine tumbled into bed a few times together#but his heart always belonged to arthur he just never imagined hed get a chance to let his affection be known#now that he knows arthur never knew of his intentions in the first place and was quick to deny he rejected him#merlin is more than happy to let that part of his personality come back and terrorize arthur is a way he hadnt been able to before#hes living his best life rn#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon#merthur#knights of the round table#fanfiction ideas#prompts#headcanon
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@gin-juice-tonic POV: you left your wife and child in another state to build a trans-universal polydimensional metavortex for your old college buddy and his imaginary friend
#gravity falls#fiddleford mcgucket#on one hand i get why tumblr having videos in reblogs might be a bad idea but it makes it difficult for audio jokes—#can’t just ‘‘Yes And’’ anyone on this site smh#anyway i agree and i love these two idiot geniuses with all my heart—#edit holy hell y’all got a kick outta this one#1k
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remade this again because im angry and mindless editing lessened it
So. That new announcement. And the fact its an adaptation of the animated trilogy, not a continuation or any innovation.
Yeah. Im just gonna watch the actual httyd1 and pretend that never happened.
Dont fall for the nostalgia bait bros, let that scheme shrivel up and die.
Incoming rant below about this
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People already know the reasons why its going to be shit so I wont say it again
Considering how Dean has completely misinterpreted the major themes of the first movie, I cant trust him at all with this one nor would I want to
Powell made a perfect masterpiece with the og, idk what else he would do or add on with this one but i can only hope ig, but even then-
Seriously, what else is there to add? The story is tight. Maybe a little more of Toothless' perspective, giving him more scenes of agency and character, but does Dean even still see him as more than a baby pet?? Does he even give a rat's ass about aLL THAT???? HAHHAHAHHAHA
Just. We all know its not gonna work. I have an inkling that all "show dont tell" sequences are just going to get marred or removed of all nuance. I do not want to see Downed Dragon, Forbidden Friendship, New Tail, Test Drive, or Romantic Flight or practically any of the scenes that made me love this movie get a poor imitation.
You really think live action can mimic the body language, gestures, tHE WAY THE DRAGONS FLY in the first movie or miraciously somehow make it even better? You really think the music of the first could even be topped? YOU THINK THE CINEMATOGRAPHY, THE SHOTS AND LIGHTING WOULD BE COPIED??
Either way, at the end of the day, they already know they cant beat the original movie. All they need to do is horrendously mimic some parts to keep your interest, whether its a beloved scene or music. You're not watching the new one because you love the new, you're gonna watch it because you loved the original.
I really hope it either gets dropped, sent to development hell, or ends so bad that they cant make more. Please please please i hope it gets the ATLA movie treatment
Just when I thought Puss in Boots and Bad Guys were gonna start a Dreamworks Renaissance, this shit happens.
Stop ruining the movies i adore and love, please and thank you
#live action httyd#live action httyd my ASS#i really thought that httyd woulsnt get hit by that because its not ownwd by disney#but here we are.#yes i remade this again because it still works#disney already shows up how disappointing live action remakes are#stop falling for it#httyd#httyd movies#httyd live action#i hope this dies horribly#ill be honest? this almost killed my love for this movie#but i slapped myself because like hell am i going to stop loving something because some shit imitation shows up#even if thousands of people fall for the bait im gonna make a promise for myself to stay true for the real movie#its just another httyd 3#im not even going to be optimistic about this#im not even going to delude myself with 'maybe just maybe- itll be better than the previous times disney fucked up!'#fool me once shame on you. fool me 11 times then we are the idiots#junie videos
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I will never get tired of these two
#ben willbond#larry rickard#laurence rickard#rickbond#I couldn't sleep#so I made myself a new phone wallpaper#it's a bit wonky#but I'm sleep deprived#and yes#I randomly just started on a fic based on this#because it looks like a movie poster for a story about two hitmen falling in love#i regret nothing#so far#the six idiots#my art#fanart#digital art
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I always get detained at da border because PROFUNC never ended but basically I'm like if a targeted individual didn't even care
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I know Ataru and Lum sometimes being too dramatic
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NOW THEY'RE 10 TIMES MORE DRAMATIC AGSYSHSJSGASV
#yes watching new episode#this is the best one#look at those idiots fall in love#urusei yatsura#ataru moroboshi#lum#atalum#ataru x lum#uy allstars
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Sparkling nights
For @sanusoweek || Day 3: Firsts (pretend this was posted on time) (yes. I am again late)
Relationship: Sanji/Usopp
Rating: General Audiences
Tags: First kiss / Not Actually Unrequited love / Denial of Feelings / Internalized Homophobia / Mutual Pining / Unresolved Romantic Tension ("but there is a kiss!!" you'll see what I mean dw) / Romantic Angst / Post-Alabasta / Bittersweet
Words: 8,972
Summary:
“You want to kiss somebody.” He speaks calmly. Rationally. And it is not like he doesn’t care. He cares. He does. Sanji can see it in his eyes when he turns his head around, too, ignoring the ashes falling on the deck beside him. Usopp looks at him with so much care it almost makes him want to stay here forever. “If you can’t kiss a girl because it needs to mean something and yet you feel like you are missing out, just kiss me.” Usopp doesn’t even know.
Read on Ao3
More of my works!!
#IGNORE I AM LATE I AM NOT LATE OKA-#okay yes i am late but honestly who cares the important thing is. that i posted another sanuso fic#i was thinking. wow. sanji should be in love with usopp from the beginning. because me too#so this ended up happening he is down bad#this one is bittersweet btw#also usopp is also pining and i think it's obvious but maybe not???? but it IS mutual pining#okay bye gonna write day 4 and see if i have time tomorrow for day 5 without my hands falling off from writing idk#also mentioned namivivi and sanuso yayyyy#i just like these idiots being teenagers for once and having like. teenager worries#except that sanji is still heavily traumatized no matter how you look at it#one piece#black leg sanji#usopp#sanuso#sanuso week
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Does anyone else remember an AU fic where Santana is from a family that's like political dynasty, sort of like a female JFK Jr in a way and is running for president of the United States? I think Quinn is her advisor or maybe campaign manager. And somehow, I totally forget the mechanics of it, but Santana starts dating Brittany, a children's dance teacher. It first starts off as a way for Santana to appear more grounded and relatable to the American people but then she ends up actually falling for her? I don't think I'm imagining this.
#brittana#yes ive been consuming Harris campaign coverage nonstop#and yes i want to read about my two favorite idiots falling in love on the campaign trail
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I'm trying to articulate a thought: while a moral reading of a text is necessary and I'd say unavoidable, a judgement of a text cannot begin and end in its value as a didactic piece for teaching morality to the reader (or reinforcing their sense of moral selves).
This doesn't mean people should read books that make apology of things the person finds morally or psychologically repulsive, just because there's some artistic value in them anyways.
But I have seen people for whom reading (and engaging with media in general) becomes a moral race in which their enjoyment of literature must be thoroughly justified by the -often only superficially ascertained- moral value of the themes and lessons of the text, and for whom the things they read are a letter of presentation of the moral principles they spouse.
In other words, instead of the moral principles of the person delineating the framework through which they approach the text, it is a checklist of things the text must explicitly contain in order to be seen as having any worth at all.
Which is a rather sad and superficial way to engage with things.
#Pick say Dracula#to mention a book I disliked#yes part of my dislike is the treatment of Mina's character and also the approach of the lower class characters and the foreigner danger#But also the book has a very strong promising first half that quickly descends into idiot ball convenience so that Mina can get bitten#And it goes downhill from there#I can understand why people enjoy the novel#And also point out the futility and delusion of trying to say that Bram Stoker had a feminist and inclusive perspective of women#The book can be written by an author that doesn't care about women and it bleeds through the text#and you still can derive enjoyment of the interesting concepts characters and dynamics in it#That won't make you a bad person you don't need to force the text into being PureTM#The other way around#yes War and Peace features two adult men falling in love with a young teenage girl and that's yikesy#But it's also a story about how she represents life#and the way their relationship with life creates a contrast and a reflection about the meaning of life and love#Is this a good treatment of Natasha? No!#Does that mean that the whole book is bad because Tolstoy was a bad husband and in general not good to women? Also no!#So yeah it boils down to#you can enjoy quote unquote problematic media and be a good person#Your reading list does not define your morality#The way you engage with the text on the other hand yes can tell things about what you believe and the principles that direct your behavior
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istg if Fall Out Boy makes me write whatever the fuck society of light chazz and darkness atticus is i’m gonna lose my shit
“and this supposed to match the darkness that you felt? i never meant for you to fix yourself” is all i’ll say
#“what would you trade the pain for? i’m not sure.” FUCKING?! ATTICUS??!#love from the other side works so fucking well as an Atty/Chazz/Alexis song fight me#verse 1 is chazz (“like a kid playing pretend in his fathers suit”)#verse 2 is atticus (“we’re told we gotta get ahead no matter what it takes”)#bridge is alexis (“i saw you in a bright clear field hurricane heat in my head/give up what you love before it does you in”)#chorus is all of them (“sending my love from the other side of the apocalypse/just about snapped don’t look back”)#like just LISTEN to it#be ye a valentine or stormshipper we can agree: “every lover’s got a little dagger in their hands”#ygo#yugioh gx#chazz princeton#jun manjoume#atticus rhodes#fubuki tenjoin#yugioh#ygo gx#stormshipping#mech’s being an idiot again#fall out boy#love from the other side#centuries#mech swear’s he’s a writer
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I love Nat & Clint being best friends & the fact that they showed us that men & women can be friends without getting feelings & stuff...but sometimes i think about the what if they would have been together. I feel like pushing it right into ours faces would be to much...i think it could have been a subtile thing. Like blink & you miss it.
#I still have no idea what that whole bruce & nat thing was...#I love Laura...i can totally understand why clint falled in love with her...#but clintasha...this will be forever that one true ship that i never got#thanks god for comics...#this could have make everything more funny & dramatic#imagine nat after she & steve kissed...can't wait to tell my husband about that#your husband????#oh steve chill...he will just be jealouse that i was the first one to kiss you#what???#or civil war...when they fight on the airpot...you want a divorce?#this would be to much paperwork. just sent me a file into jail so that i can break out#& the rest of the team are having no idea...#let clint flirt with her at that party in aou...#& steve be like oh clint...you should not do this...she has a husband. You should know about that#& clint is 'surprised' by that like oh you have a man?#"yes...charming...soemtimes an idiot cries doinig titanic and makes awesome pancakes#I should meet that guy *placing a kiss on her cheek#in endgame they could have told everyone...#clintasha#clint barton/natasha romanoff#mcu clintasha
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Me, plotting before bed: Alright, in this scene there will be a minor misunderstanding that will ultimately lead to a deeper affection between X and Y.
Me, the morning of writing said scene: But actually the misunderstanding was immediately cleared up, Y more or less proposed, and X is as heartsick as ever, but happy about it
#personal#writing#i was going to have it be awkward and both parties angsting while things more or less went on as normal#but i countered that thought with an even more intense heart to heart#they're both still dumb though and don't realize that the other is literally smitten with them so#Y is the case of oh they love so easily and so quickly but also they would marry X if he wasn't obviously meant for more important things#then a bard that loves easily and quickly and so often#Y thinks they are so frivolous and expendable in the grand scheme of things#meanwhile yes X has duties and oathes and so on but also loving in such a way is so rare among his people#which otherwise is so open about companionship and platonic and familial love and love over all of many different kinds#but the one sort he has for Y is so rare and treated so carefully and really#what would someone who loves so easily and quickly want with X#who is meant for long days of state craft and will live significantly not as long as Y#why would Y want to tie themselves to that?#idiots#troupe: the court bard falls in love with the heir to the throne
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logged onto tiktok for five entire minutes before getting pissed off at the teens and logging off
#found one of someone skiing while wasted and every comment is like yes!!!! love doing this!!!!!!!!#you guys people DIE because of this shit#my sister got in a ski accident that landed her in a wheelchair and resulted in roughly fiveish surgeries?#this shit gets me soooooooooooo mad#you are flying down a mountain at a speed that cars travel!!!!!!!!#idc if you dont give a shit about your own self but this shit ends with innocent people getting hurt#like its cool to drink a little i guess (personally disagree but i wont die on that hill)#but to be shitfaced to the point where you can barely strap yourself into your board to get your skiis on????#get off the fucking mountain and get away from people???????#please wear a helmet if you do snow sports guys i am so so so so serious#i know you're talented and barely fall but its idiots like these#my sister would be very very dead if she wasnt wearing hers#and i HATE her and am PISSED at her right now#fun fact: i just found out my parents bought her whole car three years ago and they have all been lying to me about it#after i tried to apply for a job where i needed a car and asked for their help and they denied me#because that job wasnt good enough to warrant that but apparently hers is#and that's my unhinged post of the day
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Currently working on a fic and I am feeling like a relationship therapist - Freud - here, having my two patients on the couch and offering them tea, the kind to calm them down because I am about to tear down every kind of mental protection, they build to force them to talk. Using every method in the psychiatrist’s handbook to be manipulative af, luring them out of their mental fortress, completely ignoring privacy.
And at the end of the day, I am saying stuff like this is soo healthy. Look at the boys, they are finally talking, realtionship goals!
Me forcing characters to communicate and talk about their issues
#shit post#writing fanfic#ao3 stuff#author is a lit student so based on real events#author hates and loves his writing having an unhealthy relationship with that cause what else is to do in life#writing meme#mate who even knows what a healthy relationship is when here i am idolizing two idiots falling in love in true idiot style#in what universe is that healthy and in what universe is ao3 even healthy#Am I ready to much fluff? yes seems like it#ao3 is altering my brain chemistry and my ability to be a decent human being#why am I feeling like Sigmund Freud here it is only a fanfic
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jeon jungkook fics that had me going feral
hi guys, here's a part 2 to my favorite jjk fics on tumblr! note that many of these fics contain 18+ content. you are responsible for the content you consume! as always, if you enjoyed any of these fics as much as i did, please take a moment to send some love to the authors! part 1 | other bts members
➺ cold nights & blurred lines - by @awrkive
summary: jungkook and you have been in a sexual relationship with each other for four months now, and it’s casual for the most part. but as time passes, you can’t help but feel that some of the lines suddenly got blurred in the process. is it a cliché to blur the lines with your fuck buddy? it definitely is. will you do something about it? both of your emotional constipation have a hard time saying yes.
➺ night crawlers - by @alphabetboyluvr
summary: jungkook’s always been good at running. track, field, red lights, shit outta luck. drugs, now, too. but he doesn’t expect to run into you. in your shared lecture halls, sure. maybe. but not down the back alleys of daerim at ass o’clock in the morning. there are only three types of women he ever sees in daerim: hookers, sugar-babies and addicts. you aren't any of those; you're a trust-fund baby who can get percocet on private repeat prescription, if you really want it. he's sure of it. so it then further begs the question: why the fuck are you here?
➺ this is how you fall in love - by @jeonqkooks
summary: after years of drinking and clubbing most days of the week and leaving every gig with a different girl on his arm, jungkook feels what it’s like to want someone with his entire being.
➺ the dilf installments - by @mercurygguk
summary: this series follows jungkook’s life as a divorced father. but wait, how exactly does one balance being a father, a boyfriend, a friend, and a respectable boss at the same time? read the installments below to find out!
➺ ultimatum - by @parkmuse
summary: your pervy, idiotic boyfriend just so happens to also be your friendly neighborhood Spider-man (in bed).
➺ a hero's journey - by @hansolmates
summary: jungkook and jisoo are the mightiest power couple. however, one drunken confession and that whole facade fades in an instant. you realize that maybe you need to break from your unvaried life for a bit and be the hero of your own love story
➺ tempest - by @kooktrash
summary: you’ve always considered your life to be more mundane than you would like to admit. it was a constant cycle of the same things over and over again that when you meet jeon jungkook at a bar, of all places, you didn’t expect to see just how much he would change your life and those around you. he’s got an air of mystery around him with his charming good looks and a violent past that you slowly begun to unravel when it feels like everything is going perfect.
➺ by its cover - by @gimmesumsuga
summary: the one where Jungkook makes a horrifically bad first impression.
➺ slow dancing - by @yoonia
summary: when your countdown appeared on your wrist right in the morning of your eighteenth birthday, you had thought that perhaps the universe was on your side, especially since the final seconds were already ticking so soon. You just never expected to have your first meeting with your soulmate to be the day when you had to let him go. But hope was not lost when you still found love without the bond, and Jungkook showed you that it was possible to find happiness beyond the system that was written for you. Except that the universe doesn’t seem to have enough of its game, when your past sacrifice comes back hitting you straight in the face, just when you had believed that you had written off the perfect ending to your bittersweet tale.
➺ e s p r e s s o - by @joonberriess
➺ hold me closer - by @ahundredtimesover
summary: when you're asked to look after your parents' house and meet them before they go on vacation, you, Jimin, and Jungkook take the trip to your hometown of Busan and relive memories of your youth. While your new relationship has you feeling like a lovesick teenager with all the affection that Jungkook shows you, you're still you - a professional trying to make it in the corporate world, and an eldest child trying not to disappoint her parents. And that turns out to be your undoing, as a little blunder causes a rift between you and Jungkook, resulting in a trip that you might as well have messed up… Not if your brother can help it, though.
#bts fic rec#fic recs#bts fic#bts fanfic#bts x reader#bts x oc#bts angst#bts smut#jungkook angst#jungkook smut#taehyung angst#taehyung smut#jimin angst#jimin smut#yoongi angst#yoongi smut#bts fan fiction#fic rec list#namjoon angst#namjoon smut#hoseok angst#hoseok smut#seokjin angst#seokjin smut#bts masterlist#jungkook x reader#taehyung x reader#seokjin x reader#hoseok x reader#namjoon x reader
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