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Low-key wanting to be hunted for sport now
#sincerely; someone who's recently figured out they're a lesbain and immediately being presented with a rich mean woman who can kill them#yes please ma'am#jonny sims and alex newall i would apologise but you guys should know by now that 90% of your audience consists of lesbian monster fuckers#tmapg#tmapg 15#tmagp spoilers
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Violet is a stronger woman than I am because if a tall, strong, pink-haired menace had me pinned to the mat and was threatening to kill me I would've folded so fast.
Garrick is fumbling but you'd need to pry that woman from my cold dead fingers
#yes this is about imogen#please ma'am I have two good shoulders for you to break if that's what you're into#I swear I wont complain#also#wake up tavis#or go back to the mares in your stable since you like denial#what is it about tyrrish men that makes them scared of commitment?#fourth wing#iron flame#the empyrean#imogen cardulo#garrick tavis
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"I fixed your light." Y'ALL MY TOES CURLED.
#abbott elementary#janine x gregory#Tyler James Williams yes please yes ma'am#gregory eddie#janine teagues
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thinking about eddie going to a gay bar on drag night, hoping to see the show, and when he gets there he sees ??? half of hellfire club???? all his little sheepies???? so he goes up like hey why are you guys here, did will come out yet (listen he's a couple drinks in and Chatty). and they're like. i mean yes. but actually we're here for steve! and eddie remembers that steve was their babysitter but even with that known bit of character growth he cannot imagine what the hell steve harrington is doing here. so he asks and dustin opens his mouth to answer but max stops him with a hand on his shoulder like wait. we have the opportunity to let the funniest thing in the world happen right now. just wait.
so eddie doesn't get an answer and instead just chills with his now grown sheepies, keeping an eye on the bar bc he figures that's probably the best bet on where steve will probably be appearing, like maybe he got desperate and got a job as a bartender for some random gay bar. but he gets distracted when the queens come out. there's a couple girls, hyping up the crowd, each performing their hearts out, and then at the end of the show they leave the stage and all wander around the bar. and one of them, who introduced herself as Baby Dollie and did a great rendition of 9-5 in her big blonde wig and cute diner waitress outfit (thank you @tink27), wheels right over to their table and immediately pounces on the kids. and they all lose their mind at her, complimenting her outfit and makeup and her routine, and then they turn and are like hey, you remember eddie, right?
and like. oh my god. steve harrington is a drag queen called baby dollie.
(max gets a photo of eddie's shocked but slightly horny look, taken at the exact moment baby dollie sits on his lap and smacks a bright baby pink kiss on his cheek)
#also eddie's like 'so steve' and she's like 'please. call me baby.' and he's just like 😳 yes ma'am#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#stranger things#i have only seen one drag show in my life i know Nothing
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The way Nanny Ashtoreth says "don't listen to him, listen to me!"
You agree.
#yes ma'am#i'd misbehave just to get hit with a ruler ngl#she seems like she bites#i need more nanny astoreth fics in my life fandom please deliver#good omens#crowley#nanny ashtoreth#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#crowley my beloved
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Teenage Wasteland (2017) stans rise up!!!!!!
Ms. Marvel: Mutant Menace (2024) #1
#ms marvel#ms. marvel#DIRECT REFERENCE TO PEAK SECURED!!!!!!!!! DIRECT REFERENCE SECURED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#is it in the context of all of them being completely mind wiped probably en route to being written out? yes.#BUT I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#my only hope these days is that the genius and talented iman remembers her costars and wants their characters to exist. please ma'am#(i know i'm the only 'teenage wasteland stan' lol. but i just want there to be a record out there. that someone was overjoyed at this)#does that timestamp say that mike talked for 3 hours? lol
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my favorite dragon age oc is my warden so the implication that Something™ happened to him in between the events of dragon age 2 and inquisition greatly concerns me
leliana: i write to him almost daily!
me: aw! 🥺
leliana: he hasn't written back in a while though...
me: aw.... 😰
hawke: hey i think corypheus is behind the wardens disappearing
me:
#my hawke said to find alistair for answers and i was like YES MA'AM ILL BE THERE ASAP 🫡🫡#PLEASE LET MY WARDEN BE OK AND JUST FUCKING AROUND IN ANTIVA WITH ZEVRAN#dragon age#dragon age origins#dragon age 2#dragon age inquisition#da warden#da hawke#da inquisitor
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kushina: (bats sand away. physically wrestles shukaku back.)
kushina: (does something no other human alive can and gets past gaara's sand defense)
kushina: (uses this to HUG HIM) HE NEEDS ME
minato: i.....
minato, voice cracking: i guess???
#gaara is absolutely terrified. who the fuck IS this#but also yes he will take that hug please#i don't like gaara that much but i DO like the idea of kushina just casually manhandling a tailed beast#reborn au au: it's gotten sillier#naruto is 1000% safe in this household because kushina got right in shukaku's face and was like#'if you hurt one hair on my son's head..... i will kill you <3'#and shukaku was like 'yes ma'am'
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traveler and paimon stop volunteering furina for things without asking her first challenge level impossible
#4.3 spoilers#tre plays#genshin impact#furina#traveler#aether#lumine#paimon#we did it once in her story quest and now we're doing it aGAIN IN THE GODDAMN EVENT QUEST#LIKE. CAN WE PLEASE JUST LET HER REST????????????????? FFS#also. like. i haven't actually finished furina's story quest yet.#so having chiori go “ah yes i saw that musical” is like. ma'am are you secretly a time traveler LMAO-
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thinking about older women
#hey auntie 👉🏾👈🏾#some of them b dancing on that line and i am looking respectfully (´ . .̫ . `) ♡#many such cases... giggling at how often w how many ppl aksjak family friends.. or it be ur own family 💀💕#someone's mom would joke about snatching me up like 😭😶🌫️ ma'am first of all .. would#and the touchy prima (〒﹏〒) ♡ yes please put ur hands on me i am so comfortable with physical contact ( ꈍᴗꈍ) let me hold ur hand ♡#🚶🏾♀️ being hot is nice sometimes#the forbidden fruit... hey tía (´ . .̫ . `) 👉🏾👈🏾💕#some of the exchanges I've had were so 😵💫😵💫 ma'am.. i got a lil crush on u.#← not my actual family. i do not have one. engaging in one from this perspective is a lil different yfm 🚶🏾♀️u don't have to get it#or maybe u do idk im zooted rn and feeling rly gay abt aunties and older women in general okay 😩💕#i need to go sweet talk someone's tía i know she's looking beautiful tonight 🚶🏾♀️ i see u girl. i love ur hair your nails are beautiful#i love your color coordination you have such good fashion sense ( ꈍᴗꈍ) ♡#ur earrings are so pretty i love your necklace i love your bracelets (｡ﾉω＼｡) lemme go help y'all cook or I'll make the drinks whateve#let's talk.. ♡#Lupe... what are you up to these days 😩💕 my favorite. a family friend#i kinda see family friends as family too sorta bc my fam was p small when i did have one so a friend would be a basically auntie#but also not.. technically. so ╮(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)╭ idk. they r tías 2 me though and i love them.#they r so nicey 2 me ｡:ﾟ(;´∩`;)ﾟ:｡ ♡#she wanted me to say her name n talk to her in Spanish a lil bit and she ate it up 😵💫 (｡ﾉω＼｡) ♡ she loved the way i say her name#i had such a crush on her omfg. low-key but not but yeah but respectfully..
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sooooooooo i have pcod
#hahahahaha#im so annoyed but also so relieved#like this explains the monthly suicidal thoughts lol#sonography was so weird and ticklish and the lady as soon as i unbuttoned my pants she put a tissue paper in my underwear#it was sooo weird lol i was inappropriately thinking of that stand up comedy by swati sachdeva#when she's like she went to a mall and the lady ekdum mast sahi se check kar rahi thi haath se and she was like. arey. ye toh accha lag rah#hai. mera ho gaya? nahi nahi aur karo 😏😏😏#also the doctor wants me to stop eating kachra. like ma'am please. that's my emotional support maggi chinese pancakes cake kurkure balaji#you know i think i might have an eating disorder. or like just borderline. with the depression and all. like sometimes some symptoms match#and im like oh fuck 😐#this is really unfair btw god come on now it's high time give me some happiness so it fixes my mental health and hence my eating habits#and hence my health like come on help me out here ☹️☹️☹️☹️
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ok let's catch up quickly
#so i went on a few dates w this guy. long hair beautiful face kinda looked like a girl (good) said yes ma'am when i told him to do smth#(also good) film student great at photography including candids. made a sheath of leather for a sword pin i have . et cetera.#he asked to cuddle and i was like iggg and then i felt Nothing and i was like ohhh yh ok ok yep lesbian#like he meets almost all my criteria but. yeahhh no . also at the end of that date he had some weird takes. anyway broke up w him and told#him actually im p sure im a lesbian (again) and he was like yk thats the second time this has happened to me this week but its ok bc ive#fallen for this girl from berlin. and then we cooked together. anyway . met a beautiful butch lowk in love w her. weve been on (1) date.#have two exams in a few days havent studied enough going to like end it all basically. my research partner kicked me off our research#(expected(it was always skinda sketchy)) which was devastating + it happened in a lidl 15 hours into a journey from bordeaux#to go back to the UK. my friends were kinda busy paying for baguettes but also they heard this whole exchange and are kinda mad at him#my friend of 10+ years is coming over in a few days. my evil ex situationship person that i decided to stay friends w because i kept#insisting they are a good friend and not evil and also extremely beautiful? turns out shockingly enough they were evil. tried to fix them#and then i realised due to their entire friendship group being ppl like me (Every Single One of their friends are ppl they met on dating#apps then led on then dumped and proposed staying friends w) and are collectively extremely attracted to them and not over them they#keep validating the most diabolical shit they say/do to hace a chance w them. they broke up w their ex and the way they keep leading#this poor girl on and making her heartbeeak worse and saying that they want more power over her and want her to beg for them back etc...MY#JAW HAD DROPPED esp bc i didnt even know the ex was in the picture BECAUSE ME AND ONE OF OUR FRIENDS (that they also dated) HAD JUSR SLEPT#NAKED TOGETHER IN THEIR BED W THEM. GIRL. anyway that is the least of the diabolical stuff they said but no we are moving onnn#this was b4 the beautiful butch btw. anyways . i have a mitski concert tmrw i think?? idek anymore#i used to have a crush on this guy very briefly and then it disappeared and then i realised if he fundementally changed everything abt#himself then maybe id like him but ofc i didnt tell him that but i still think abt it sometimes but anyway thats irrelevant now bc 99% sure#even if he did id still not find him attractive (lesbianism). please recommend good overnight moisturisers btw i have super dry skin#right. the friend of 10 yrs. we had a hard convo abt why she essentially bullied me in year 8 and it made me highly bitter but i also love#her and ik things are diff now its been like . Many Years . and shes going to stay a while I HAVE TWO EXAMS I DONT HAVE TIME but i love her#its fine. i think i might just switch into medicine and do the whole become a neurosurgeon thing (which was my plan B) bc plan A is looking#kinda impossible rn. I WANNA TALK MORE ABT WHAT THE EX SITUATIONSHIP PERSON SAID but i wont bc i dont wanna be too mean but also . MY GOD#i had a conversation w a philosopher friend about whether i have a moral responsibility to try to fix them bc unleashing this on society#feels wrong and he said 'probably but...run' so yeah im not talking to them atm. second date w beautiful butch on monday btw IDK WHAT TO#WEAR. she said she likes fems. im just gonna wear the shortest ralph lauren skirt i have w the cute leg warmers and hope 4 the best#its 1:15 AM im abt to drink coffee and start studying bc what the FUCK man. also almost finished watching the boys its very good#one of my best friends is struggling rn it is breaking my heart i want to take the burden from her i miss her very much
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Absolutely fucking funny idea that popped into my head.
What if in the 2nd Roku novel (Awakening of Roku?), he goes and communes in the Spirit World or something. Maybe he's looking for Kyoshi or Yangchen, and then he finds a very tall nun in the Spirit World (kinda like Iroh is just vibbing). And just:
Roku: ????? Um hello, ma'am? Woman: *turns around with an eyebrow raised* Roku, wide eyed: Yangchen???? NO! Wait... Kyoshi???? No....Yangchen-No...Kyoshi? You're tall like Kyoshi but she doesn't have tatoos.....but You're too tall to be Yangchen- Wait are those snakes? Woman: You know, I thought the first Avatar I'd talk to in here would be my daughter. Unfortunately, it appears I got you. Roku, hyperventilating: ????????!!! She looks like Yangchen but she sounds like Kyoshi!!! Roku: ............................. Roku: I'm sorry I just realized, did you say you had an Avatar daughter? Woman, rolling her eyes: Amazing, such a bright young man. I'm sooooo glad the world is in your hands. >_>
#roku#reckoning of roku#awakening of roku#chronicles of the avatar#rise of kyoshi#shadow of kyoshi#jesa#'wait that's jesa?' yes#'wait so jesa can visit kyoshi cause they're both in the spirit world?' yes#'but she said roku is the first avatar she's met so far' kyoshi is avoiding her still u_u#i need jesa to drag roku actually please ma'am *pray emoji*#do it for your baby girl! *pray emoji*#jesa is just hanging out with jetsun in the spirit world fjkldasjfkja#do it RR it'll be the final kick in the teeth I need#having roku talk to kyoshi's mom but not kyoshi *sobs*#i need jesa to be sassy#drag his ass jesa!#do it for your baby girl!#do SOMETHING for your baby girl please TT0TT
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AT LEAST ONE. PLS U NEED IT. DO IT FOR ME (/nf in the end but /silly manipulative)
YOU KNOW WHAT. FOR YOU I WILL.
#I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU KERI#YES MA'AM 🫡🫡🫡#asks#keri ^^#the edits are killing it please never stop
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laying down and just had a random thought about how Lucio has nice tits, but his mom has EVEN NICER tits, she's dripping with MILF goodness and I don't think we appreciate her enough, like
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, DUDE
#her old version is just as hot tbh#yes ma'am please stab me with your spear ma'am#the arcana game#thearcanagame#the arcana lucio#the arcana morga#morga eirsdottir
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Nothing hotter than a man saying "yes ma'am"
#yes im looking at you jack harlow to emma chamberlain#yes ma'am#he was hot#hot things guys say#please tell me someone gets it#only if they're southern tho
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