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puppyrelp · 1 month ago
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i made this before ii18
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dinosaursinspace · 11 months ago
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DAPG editing
i find it hilarious that people are out here shitting on superseizer's editing like she doesn't know what's going on and can't see what you're saying. like yes babes she can see your posts about how she's fucking up everything with the audio and the jump cuts and has also seen your totally-not-a-death-threat, maybe don't do that? dnp hired her for a reason and clearly have to sign off on every video before uploading, chill tf out lmao
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ahappydnp · 23 days ago
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I’m watching the new Defunctland video about audio-animatronics and I couldn’t help but think about how differently dnp would react if they got offered to be turned into one lol
Dan: Well the moral implications of being brought back to life through the use of metal, plastic, and wires seems like devaluing the very concept of identity and what it means to be human. What does it mean to have purpose in life? Is my life worth anything? What does it mean to be replicated in such a way? Are we messing with existence itself?
Phil: HELL YES MAKE ME A ROBOT!!
imagine if they got turned into wax figures for madam tussauds instead of zalfie back in 2015 and dan would have done a whole liveshow about how much it freaked him out having his image being made into a creature meanwhile phil would have asked about adding a motor in that bad boy
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ilovepinof · 2 months ago
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what are your thoughts on a podcast? do you think dnp would ever actually make a podcast? do you think they’d like to make a pod?
what do you think the format will be? what would you want it to be?
As I talk about this, I am just going based on what I know about podcasting while also considering Dan and Phil's general way of producing content.
This is sort of a long blog, so buckle in I guess!
What are your thoughts on a podcast?
I feel like I have to start this by disclaiming I don't generally listen to podcasts. I have really shit audio processing and I never know quite what to do when I listen to podcast because my brain often can't latch on. Other content creators I like make podcasts and I don't even listen to those. Perhaps, I may feel differently with a Dan and Phil podcast because I try to engage in every type of content they produce... so perchance I would be able to listen to DanAndPhilPODCAST.
In general, I don't look to negatively at the thought of them doing a podcast. I think that a podcast could be a really fun thing for fans as it would be a new way for us to engage in their lives. I could see a lot of fans being obsessed with a Dan and Phil podcast and it would be a really unique twist in their career.
Do you think dnp would ever actually make a podcast?
My initial response is - No, I don't think they would make a podcast. At least not right now. (I could see them maybe doing a podcast in their later years-- maybe their 60s before retirement?)
Right off the bat, I am thinking about the type of content they like making: Videos, books, stage productions, livestreaming.
Though they do occasionally do things that are out of the box, Dan and Phil aren't too excited over the new era of content creation and like to stick to the basics. They like to go back to similar things that they've done before, but with new twists as they grow and learn about themselves.
From what I've gathered, they love classic internet culture. They love filming videos stacking their camera on a tripod made out of Dr. Pepper boxes, they love editing til 3am, they love being in control of the way they produce things. Obviously, they wouldn't need to make a big set or have a big production team for a podcast, and could keep it very chill recorded in the gaming room, but a podcast feels a bit too "new era" content creation (even though podcasts have been around for a long time!! there is just a recent influx of high production podcast that I don't think Dan and Phil are quite interested in).
I think the next sort of project would more likely be some sort of Phil centric produced project, perhaps a film. Or maybe they might work on writing another book together.
If they were to start doing any sort of "weekly" talking oriented content, I think they'd first learn towards livestreaming again or possibly even doing twitch (though they've seem hesitant about twitch too & it also seems like they like to keep livestreaming to special events). Something like younows just feels more "Dan and Phil" than podcasts do.
Do you think they'd like to make a pod?
Yes! This may sound contrary to what I am saying above, but just sit with me and try to follow.
I think they want to try loads of different type of content. I am 100% positive they have had serious discussions about a podcast before, because it is a very feasible option for them to do! I think they've probably both agreed it's something they would enjoy doing, and if they put time into thinking up a concept they'd have a lot of fun with it.
Though I think they'd enjoy making a podcast, I think they've also decided that a podcast is not the very next thing they're likely to do. I think they've sort of put a pin in the idea and would be willing to come back to it in a couple of years when they want to slow down posting on youtube.
What would you want it to be?
I think it'd would be super interesting if their podcast channel included both duo and solo content!
I know I really specifically want 1 specific podcast dedicated to them talking about content creation and everything they've learned - sort of like a behind the scenes of how they've created content throughout the years, their personal rules about filming and editing, etc. etc. etc.
I would love to hear a lot more about Dan's special interests and yaps, maybe some mental health and queer related content. It would be cool if Dan covered a wide variety of topics that are interesting to him. Also Dan covering pop culture could be really fun.
For Phil I'd really love a mix of his personal life stories (more long form), maybe creative stories, friends on his podcast. Phil just has such a unique mind I'd wanna know everything and anything he had to say? I am always all ears when it comes to Phil.
What would the format be?
I am not familiar with different podcast formats I so I don't feel super qualified to answer this question. I'd presume they'd film and upload the podcasts along with uploading the audio podcasts to all platforms.
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phil-lesterfan · 11 months ago
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yaoi scholar….. pls i finished the untamed and word of honor what should my next drama be 👀 (happy endings only pls)
also i wanna know your fav bls. if you’ve the time!!
hallo! i didn't mean to let this sit for so long, but i've been using my phone more and don't like answering asks there. i don't actually know many cdramas, but i've got other dramas to rec, if that's alright!
(C/K/J)DRAMAS/LAKORNS:
sotus & sotus s (thai)*
history3: trapped (taiwanese)
seven days (japanese)*
manner of death (thai)*
restart after coming back home (japanese)*
together with me (thai)
long time no see (korean)
semantic error (korean)*
you can watch 2moons2 for the full story, but honestly, the original 2moons mingkit cut is everything to me (thai)*
*based off novel/manga/manhwa
20 of my fav bls under the cut :)
initially, i was going to call it my "top 10", but it's not my top ten, it's just favs that i really love or think you (sara) would also enjoy. so it's just 20 "random" favs. if you (general) want, i can upload the 200+ long list and even include "reviews" of my favourites, but i'll only do that upon request. also here's my blanket rec for mxtx's works. svsss is my fav. i'm very easy. thank you <3
20 OF MY FAV BLS:
sotus is very dear to my heart. i watched it right before i went to university, so it really set that mood for me lol it's not a perfect story, the audio is shit at some parts, and the acting was sometimes stiff, but when the show hit, my fucking god did it HIT. of course i roped all my friends into watching it. it was based on a novel, but the novel didn't particularly stand out to me (sorry). there's also a manga now (3 vols) but i'm just loyal to the show, y'know? it also has a sequel, and that one made one of my friend cry (i actually had to pause the show lol), but for me, the first season is what's rly stellar. (lakorn / rewatches: 4? 5? a lot?)
sasaki and miyano by syou harusono is such an easy read, with lovely art, cute characters, and the softest, sweetest romance. it makes me feel like i've been hit by a car, then the car backed up and drove over me again. sasaki is the light of my life (and also if i looked like him, i'd never shut up. and i project just a little bit too bc oh he just like me fr), and everyday i think about making him my pfp. i owe syou harusono my life. i want to say more about this bc it rly is my fav manga perhaps of all time but that also means i can't say more about it LOL (manga / rereads: 6)
the cat proposed (bakeneko katatte sourou) by hayane dento is quite possibly the best manga i've ever read. the writing is so beautiful, and it's a really relatable and inspiring story for me. plus it's got catboys. *motions to my dnp catboy pfp* but in all seriousness, it's a genuinely great story that squeezes my heart and leaves me in tears (manga / rereads: 5)
doukyuusei is a certified bl classic. i've not read the entire manga series, but i've got the anime film saved to my laptop. that was another thing i roped all my friends into watching, and yes, everyone was gagged (animanga / rewatches: 4?)
koimonogatari by tagura tohru is incomplete, and the "love" part isn't there yet, but my fucking god. i think i just picked it up for funsies at the bookstore, but man was i unprepared. it's not a fun read by any means, nor is it easy, it's actually pretty brutal, but it's a good story, so i felt i should include it. (it is one of my faves) (manga / rereads: none bc i will kill myself.)
summer of you (kimi wa natsu no naka) by furuya nagisa changed me. it was one of those manga that was in my to read list for a really long time, but i just never did it. when i finally did, i totally regret putting it off. i think i cried. it has a sequel (summer with you), and that was good too, but that first one just really got me (manga / rereads: 1)
fools by yeongha has an art style i will forever be jealous of. the original, that is. i'm sure the remastered version is great, and probably the one i should read, but i'm just way too attached to the original and the art is (in my opinion) way better. the story is fun and sweet, and i read it at another formative time in my life. *jazz hands* (manhwa / rereads: 3)
my darling signed in by dimang and new lung. if there's one thing about me, i'm gonna read a video game catfish story. this manhwa is so fucking ridiculous, but i love it. it actually gets pretty dark, which took me by surprise the first time i read it, but it's not between the main cp, if you're worried about that (manhwa / rereads: 3)
dasadanan by herb mandu also has just lovely art. i can just stare at it for ages bc i'm so obsessed. also there's side gl, and i love those two girls so damn much. the story is very easy to read, fluffy, and it's just good feelings all around. it also has some really silly extras. (manhwa / rereads: 4)
history3: trapped is so... it is also dear to me. the main couple is funny and cute; however, it's the side couple that really gets to me. they're so ridiculous and fun, and the actor for zhao zi is an acrobat? does acrobatic dance? i'm not sure exactly, but they wanted to showcase that so he'd just be doing some random gymnast shit for no reason and it's so funny. and jack was made in a lab for me, so. y'know. (drama / rewatches: 2, about to be 3)
glasses cloth and playlist by gwak jonpil was recommended to me by a friend i believe, and i'm so glad i read it. it's another easy read and also very ridiculous, but when i say something is "ridiculous", that's usually a huge compliment. i LOLed at, like, every other panel. the main cp is so damn ridiculous, and i adore them. (manhwa / rereads: 1)
starting with a lie by liang azha has the softest art i've ever seen. that manhua is like a warm hug, if a warm hug also had you gritting your teeth and clenching your fists because GODDAMN JUST GET TOGETHER FOR REAL ALREADY! i love it. oh, but i don't like qiu tian. sorry. (manhua / rereads: 2)
how to survive as a villain by yi yi yi yi is... look, i'm sure it has flaws, right? every story has flaws, but wherever they are, i did not see them. i mean, it's a little bit ridiculous at times, but again, "ridiculous", and the mc was transmigrated into a once-good now-trashy harem novel. and he's also smart but oblivious. bound to be a little bit silly. but also this novel ripped out my heart and stomped on it. and i thought it wouldn't happen with the manhua, but i cried then too. what the hell. i really enjoyed this story, and i think it's what got me into transmigration stories in general :P (danmei / rereads: 2)
a shoulder to cry on by dongmul. okay. OKAY. this is not a "happy" story to most. also the ending without the extras/epilogue is bittersweet to ambiguous. the issue here is that I LOVE ENDINGS LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!! this story is so damn good and i like the art a lot and god, some of the quotes? every time i reach certain scenes i have to pause and stare at the wall because no fucking way. it's just too good. i should go ahead and warn that the couple doesn't have the healthiest of dynamics and their relationship starts bc one of them lies and accuses the other of sexual harassment, so. i'm just letting you know now. but i let myself have toxic yaoi. as a treat. tbh to me it's not that bad, but i know everyone has different intensity levels, so. (manhwa / rereads: 3)
never understand by bbong is an... interesting read. arguably more toxic yaoi, and everyone at times can be kind of awful and annoying, but i think that's fun. sorry. i vividly remember reading this for the first time. for some reason. also, as with a good amount of manhwa that i read in my more formative years, i like this art style. (manhwa / rereads: 1)
semantic error by j soori and angy kim is a lot more graphic and hardcore (sex-wise) than the kdrama, which makes sense, but like... DAMN! my toxic trait is that every three panels i pause and go "hey does anyone else think these guys look like jaedo?" and the sniper that's supposed to shoot me any time i bring up rps lets me live because i'm objectively right. the characters are so damn infuriating, but i like watching car crashes, so it's alright. plus the art is good and, well, i never said i don't ship jaedo. *glass next to me explodes after a bullet cuts through it* whatever! (rereads: none bc it ended not that long ago. but i'll probably reread it soon)
no.6 by asano atsuko and here comes all the haters being like, "oh, that's not bl!" "that's more than bl!" "[some more dumb shit i don't care about]!" suck my pussy. i don't care. i loooove the novels and hope we get a printed official english translation. people are right to say the romance isn't the focus, but it's there, and honestly, i love plotty shit. i've heard it's supposed to be the "happy version" of banana fish or whatever the fuck, but damn if that's not a fucked up version of happy. i sobbed my fucking eyes out (novel & animanga / rereads: 2)
snow fairy by serizawa tomo. i'm not gonna lie, i don't remember this story, but on my big list it has a heart next to it, and i feel like i cried when i read it. i've said i've cried about like half of these, and i cry when i see something cute or when i think about my blorbo or when a song is pretty, so that means nothing. but this one really got to me! i think it was just a simple story with lovely art. it aches, maybe. actually, i've just found my initial review, which reads: "im so miserable....." (rereads: none, but i'd like to reread it asap)
bj alex by mingwa. insert loud and disappointed "ooh" from the crowd bc really, phil-lesterfan? i thought you were a scholar? with taste? LOOK. i know this is a basic manhwa, and i couldn't give a rat's ass about the side cp, but ahn jiwon somehow became pookie. it is agonising, though, 'cause like i said, i don't care about the side cp, but oh my fucking god, it feels like everyone else only cares about them. shoot me. also the side cp is into bdsm, but you can skip over their shit honestly. (rereads: 2)
aien catharsis by oshima kamome was another manga that'd been in my tbr list for ages. i really like how the story feels. aaaaand i just reread it and ah. i see why it affected me. (if you can guess what line stuck out to me, lmk, i'd love to hear it heh) it's historical fiction and has lovely art. tw for sexual assault, but it's not between the cp and it's also not shown. (manga / rereads: 2)
like i said, i have a lot more favs, so if anyone wants the full list, just ask. or if you don't want the full list, i can give rec lists for certain genres or just manga or just danmei, etc, etc. i know i'm in batman hell right now (ah. western yaoi....), but i've been fujoshing since i was like... ten. okay this is of course way longer than it should be. hope u enjoy if you read any of these ^_^ <3
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philsmeatylegss · 2 years ago
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Dan talking about gay shit with his grandma is something that can be so healing
Not to be overly emo and expose that I was on the internet way too early in a way that made dnp because my parental figures, but it genuinely makes me feel so happy and content to see Dan comfortable talking candidly, especially about his sexuality, with one of the most important people in his life. He’s voiced since the start that he was super close with his grandma and she meant a lot to him. If you watch BIG and go to the part where he talks about his attempted suicide, turn on the caption. It’s been a while since I’ve watched it so maybe it’s different, but there’s a drawing of him panicking after his attempt and the audio is just a bunch of nothing but the caption said something along the lines of “my grandma won’t know what happened” or “my grandma will be sad.” From what he has talked about in his past, his grandma was a huge motivator and influence on him and was one of the few positives. And to assume he probably took so long to come out because he was concerned how his grandma would react just is a punch in the balls. Yes this is the definition of an extreme parasocial relationship and I don’t give a fuck
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feelingofcontent · 3 years ago
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DNP Rewatch: Our WORST Dating Experiences
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Date video was published: 12/05/2020 (X)
DNP Main Channel Rewatch: 427
The start of the “Phil and Phriends” Stereo shows and SO MANY videos in December 2020. He announced these on December 1. The actual live show was on December 2, so a few days before he got this edited and posted.
 Phil’s last collab with Louise on his channel (including Dan) was in 2016, and the only previous video he had with just her was back in 2013.
0:01 - he started doing this little “preview” thing in his December videos
0:22 - Christmas Phil! also, I forgot he did a tiny filmed intro for this one to introduce the Stereo shows. this black shirt and the long quiff...yes
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0:39 - he must have recorded this after the live show (or he’s just predicting a “large lol”)
0:45 - always weird to see the mirrored image of him
1:24 - even though it’s mostly Louise saying it and not Phil, an age mention/conversation is strange on Phil’s channel. he doesn’t really talk about how old he is ever
1:49 - I enjoy that Phil put in some of his usual editing touches
2:16 - DNP did not have room for a lot of Christmas decorating with just living in the filming flat at this point. those lights on the plant and the tiny tree (🥺) were about it
2:29 - I enjoy Louise roasting him a bit for that 😂
2:38 - if you didn’t know what Phil was talking about, this would be quite a transition, lol. at least he included a clip of it for some context
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2:56 - I feel like Louise was not prepared for Phil’s topics
3:06 - jesus christ...I don’t want to know where Phil comes up with these things
3:26 - Phil looks slightly horrified by that revelation
3:50 - this whole conversation...why
4:25 - I don’t think anyone would have predicted this topic of conversation
5:28 - awww, nice Louise
6:13 - yes, good safety points
6:59 - “maybe two years ago, I would go for the ‘your mum’ joke...” not just two years ago; literally always 😂 also I don’t think Phil quite processed the situation that was being described in that message
7:37 - “I’m a gay” yes Phil; every time he’s so open and casual about it, it makes me so happy for him
7:54 - and he can keep all the stories distinctly pre-university...
8:06 - there was some missed communication ahead of this that Phil was going for “awkward teenage dating”
8:21 - awww, poor Louise that is awkward; and nice Phil!
8:55 - I would not know how to react to that, yikes?
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9:54 - oh, poor young Phil
10:18 - Phil’s little smile and glance down at Louise’s engagement 🥺
10:37 - “you don’t know in your 20s and 30s either” Phil cannot relate
10:43 - Phil thumb biting is not a usual video thing. hard maybe to keep track of the audio, what probably felt like a zoom hangout with Louise, and that it’s actually being recorded; a different feeling for him than a usual YouTube video
11:37 - this story gets creepier the more it goes on
12:14 - Louise getting that self-promo in
12:45 - what a plot twist. Phil’s reaction is great. also...WHAT. what would you even say
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13:21 - just yikes
13:59 - oh my god, Louise 😂
14:47 - this story had many plot twists too
15:25 - Louise’s face at “do you want to see my blastoise” 😳
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15:37 - now she got it, lol
16:02 - Louise not knowing what Pokémon Go was called either. even though she played it!
16:55 - ooo, listening to this live and the hesitation before the Dan mention...it definitely felt like Louise wasn’t sure if that was okay or not
17:02 - she’s thinking of the third Pokémon Go video on the gaming channel. Phil knows exactly where they were and what happened!
17:26 - I would read “getting off with” as much more than “making out” 👀 ...regional/country differences in language are something
18:27 - “if I’m gonna woo this lass” 😂
18:38 - those were very normal air-quotes from Phil...he CAN do them
18:46 - who doesn’t want chocolate?!
19:16 - Louise’s reactions during this whole story are fantastic
19:36 - I’m with Louise cringing here “what did you do?...” oh Phil
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20:43 - maybe the girl was like...’please let me babysit with someone else next time’ 
21:44 - yeah leading off with that so early...maybe not
21:49 - “there’s a time and a place for the foot fetish” -phil lester, 2020
22:00 - this was the “stereo exclusive” bit for the later shows. Phil didn’t quite have it all worked out for this first one, which makes sense
22:34 - I’ve never heard the airports one before, lol
23:30 - yeah, this was the weird news story of the week at the time
24:18 - awww, both of them smiling at those memories
25:14 - oh no; I’m sure Phil felt bad at the time, but at least Louise is laughing about it now
25:59 - oh it must have been really bad
26:39 - Phil with the perfect memory of the gaming video...no clue about this. visual Phil though...he remembers the picture!
26:47 - this google search history is hilarious 😂 the picture Phil wanted here but couldn’t find was from Playlist Live! in 2014
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27:16 - sometimes I think Phil makes it a little too weird for Louise. she doesn’t know how to react
27:54 - love any sort of bonus/behind-the-scenes content
28:05 - thumbnail posing is always a laugh to see 😂
28:13 - that did turn into the thumbnail!
29:35 - ooo, scandalous secrets apparently
I don’t think I’ve rewatched this since it was posted. (And I did listen to the Stereo show live as well.) This first show was pretty messy, because the app did not seem prepared for the number of people listening so Phil and/or Louise dropped off a few times. Phil did a good job making it flow together with the editing for the video version!
Dan was also popping out of his cave more (1, 2), which definitely fueled the speculation that he would be one of the Stereo guests.
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danandfuckingjonlmao · 4 years ago
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TRANSCRIPT FOR DNP ANNOUCING THEIR FOREVER HOME
-[D] Um, something that I’ve seen a lot of people complaining about...
-[P] Yeah...
-[D] ...is, uh, how I don’t have any clothes at the moment ‘cos everything I’ve done on Instagram has been, like, a— [audio cuts out]
-[P] —Yeah...
-[D] —Ok? I’m not just being weird, and it may all be- it’s the reason why our furniture has been on shuffle seemingly.
-[P] What’s- What’s it been doing? Well... we’re moving! Surprise!
-[D] (laughs) It’s more exciting than that!
-[P] It’s not just that!
-[D] Life update!
-[P] Yeah.
-[D] Are you ready for this, everybody? We have bought a house!
-[P] (singing) Dun dun duuuuun!
-[D] It’s official! Not like the last time that we tried and they said there was a dead body...
-[P] Yeah.
-[D] ...and we got scared, and then we didn’t...
-[P] Yeah.
-[D] This time, successfully.
-[P] It’s the real deal!
-[D] Boom. How’s that?
-[P] Yeah, house that?
-[D] ............
-[P] (laughs) So, um, this has been a project that we’ve been working on since 2017!
-[D] It is a new build, and that means that other than the outside, which we couldn’t change, we have designed the entire thing...
-[P] Yeah!
-[D] ...from the ground up. That- uh, when I say- We really have—every single thing! In this damn place! We have decided, which is cool.
-[P] We haven’t had any spare time, because every minute of spare time has been working on the house.
-[D] Uhhhh, yeah, it turns out that’s quite a big job...
-[P] Yeah.
-[D] ...so it’s been like a part time job that we’ve had for... about three years now ‘cos this was something that we decided in...
-[P] I think- well, I think it was 20- just before...
-[D] 2017.
-[P] ...before tour 2, or during tour 2.
-[D] Yeah, we did it in 2017...
-[P] Yeah.
-[D] ...because we were told and had genuinely planned...
-[P] Yeah.
-[D] ...to have to move into a new house dangerously maybe in the middle of Interactive Introverts.
-[P] Yes.
-[D] Turns out—
-[P] —it took— [audio cuts out] —Yeah.
-[D] How do we feel about the fact, uhhh, that we- it’s been taking a while? Slightly miffed.
-[P] Slightly miffed! So, all of our stuff is in boxes (Dan laughs) and has been for the last... four months or something?
-[D] Yeah, uh...
-[P] Yeah.
-[D] We have the-the danandphilgames room is a cubic— [audio cuts out] —to the entire ceiling—
-[P] Yeah.
-[D] —and it’s leaked out to every other room.
-[P] It has.
-[D] We’re basically living in a Harry Potter cupboard right now.
-[P] We are.
-[D] Uh, but that’s fine.
-[P] We are.
-[D] We’re ready.
-[P] It was meant to be at the start of this year but then COVID happened— [audio cuts out] —again, so we’re hoping—
-[D] —and now we’ve just been living out of a suitcase. I was a bit over optimistic and I said, “I can live with two t-shirts and— [audio cuts out] —like a six-month round the world cruise.
-[P] I was paranoid! I had to pack everything, just to make sure.
-[D] And it turns out that you are right.
-[P] Yeah.
-[D] So, there we go.
-[P] Um, but it’s really exciting; we’ve got enough room there to work and also live! We’ve designed the floor-plan—
-[D] (laughing) —which- which is important.
-[P] The floor-plan is made by us, so every room has its job.
-[D] Yeah, it’s made for us. So, I’m just looking forward to not paying rent!
-[P] Yeah!
-[D] Look forward to that, young people! ‘Cos, you know this place, some guy in Norfolk that we’ve never met.
-[P] I know!
-[D] Yeah!
-[P] So that’s—
-[D] Enjoy it!
-[P] That’s super exciting!
-[D] Yeah.
-[P] Uh, I don’t think we’ll be sharing like, “Here’s our house tour! Welcome to our front door! Come on in!”
-[D] Yeah, I don’t know, I mean there—
-[P] Yeah.
-[D] —There’s like, there’s the privacy angle...
-[P] Yeah.
-[D] ...but then there’s also... I don’t know, house tours—you don’t want to look like you’re celebrating the materialism too much...
-[P] No.
-[D] ...’Cos it’s not about saying, “Hey, look at all our stuff!”
-[P] Yeah.
-[D] Isn’t stuff great? I see that it’s not all like that—
-[P] Mhm.
-[D] Because I like watching house tours...
-[P] Yeah.
-[D] From, like, an interior design perspective.
-[P] Mmm.
-[D] I wanna know, what stuff do people have because it’s a cute reflection of their personality.
-[P] But not, like, literally everything.
-[D] What- what big choice did you make about that yellow wall that you went for—
-[P] You- Now you’re making me want to do a house tour!
-[D] Um, but either way, we’re not actually gonna be moved in for several months.
-[P] Yeah.
-[D] So, don’t expect that. But yeah, that is a big, exciting thing for both of us.
-[P] It’s a big exciting thing! And you heard it here first!
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deadandphilgames · 4 years ago
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I am genuinely really looking forward to stereos, I didn’t think I’d really vibe with them (just because I get really distracted super easily when there’s not something I can also watch when people are talking... if you get me?) but I’m like hooked on the fact that they’ve both just said the most random shit that’s hilarious and exposes themselves but they’re also having a good time!? Bro I can’t not vibe with that (also yes I want more stories exposing them lmaoooo)
i love the stereos too, i generally cant do podcasts unless its one thats filmed (...so it becomes a regular youtube video lmao) because i like to have audio and visual, but with dnp on stereo idk it just works. i love how they seemingly both are trying to say the most outlandish stories they can while also still being entertaining, its great i want phil to say embarrassing shit about dan this week
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scifiphan · 5 years ago
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Hi! What were dnp saying in that audio clip wherein they answer your question? I couldn’t understand what they were saying but would like to. Thanks ^ ^
[the truth bomb was ‘what does dan dream about’]
phil: the last one comes from... 
dan: teddii!
phil: phil!
[audience screaming and dnp both just laughing]
[i can’t understand this part either nor can i remember bc i was in shock but i’m pretty sure phil said  “is this a dream or a nightmare?”]
dan: okay, you know what...
phil: would that be a dream where i steal your cereal?
dan: yes, it is me, finally choking you to death as you spit out crunchy nut cornflakes on the floor...
phil: ... oh gosh...
dan: ... the sweet release i need
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kae-karo · 6 years ago
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Hi Katie! I just want you to know that I want your analysis of this new sims video more than anything and I'll just patiently wait for it... Have a nice day!
hi dear!! new sims vid, did u mean dnp simulator?
dorks spending the first ten seconds dancing in fake snow 
why virtual friends???? ??
my daddies gave to me y’all,,,,,,there’s knowing your branding and then there’s acting on that knowledge and i think this may have been one time where acting on your knowledge maybe was not a good call like ily and u do u and all but
i love phil loving his branding it’s cute also shoutout to @dnpscloset​ thanks for finding it (x) bc i want one now if anyone needs a last minute xmas idea i’m lookin at u mom u always wait til the last minute
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same dan, same
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‘we all have new faces and new lives and everything’s changed, this is gonna be hella dramatic’ *inhale* *exhale*
‘when u imagine the howlter family’ god they’re such adorable n sentimental nerds i love them
phil’s actual default is bein a leany boye
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dnp arguing about what ‘desperate’ actually is as if the entirety of their first year after meeting they weren’t talking as often as they could five hour skype calls amirite
get away from me stalker lmao bold of u to say that danny
phil sweetie i love you with my entire heart he’s so so excited abt the virtual snow i love him
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tiny zoom in jumpcut at 2:08 overlapping audio interesting
a mood and a half
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phil immediately going ‘yeahhhhh thin walls family hearing things they gotta get out’ abt dab and evan like m8 we get it all u think abt is sex we get it god u and ur husband really are made for each other aren’t u (dnp = devan reference #1)
‘i presume evan is also jobless’ ‘i hope so!’ phil is it really,,,,,,smth to be excited about,,,,,,,
dan’s doin a lot of the hand phone lately u cute boy
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we should have a redbull what is wrong with them phil can barely handle having too much sugar y’all thought it was a good idea to have a redbull also we should have a redbull they share literally everything which tbh is probs for the best lbr phil on a whole can of redbull hmmmmm yes ik it’s v possible and in fact probable that phil had his own can let me live
‘it’s a sensible lightweight jacket’ in the fucking snow wow dan u really did just set urself up for phil to drag u about not dressing for the weather
dan’s fucking laugh at 4:39 gives me life literally there is no purer and more adorable sound like that’s up there with kittens purring
‘i think he’s gonna be a bit of a diva in this relationship’ did you mean: dan howell (dnp = devan reference #2)
[slight bit of ankle is showing] dan: ‘and now you’re wearing shorts’
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where’s the lie tho honestly that lil pause before he said mate
this clip will live in infamy bc i want this in every fucking phan edit for the rest of time like i can’t even think of the right out-of-context clip right now but anything that can be answered with phil saying ‘it’s dan’ i need it
youtube
mandatory phil covering his mouth and bein a cutie
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yes destroy gender roles in the snow universe (although seriously dan’s ‘life is just about uncon-doing the horrible conditioning of all these gender stereotypes, phil’ is so important also i stan phil recognizing that before dan i think it’s really easy to forget that just bc up til recently he’s not been as expressive as dan of his opinions on how stupid gender roles are doesn’t mean he doesn’t have just as if not more progressive a mindset than dan)
‘it’s like a dan vs phil’ dnp = devan #3
dan has such a lovely singing voice i miss him singing
dude phil’s eyebrows are making a Solid appearance v expressive
i s2g this is a different moment from the one above he’s just so fricken cute???
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‘but they’ve got each other’s backs, phil, just like dab and evan’ yeeeeaaaa i’m gonna go ahead and go with dnp = devan reference #4 here i think that’s fair
snow angels are the least fun thing to do and yet (x - it literally won’t let me put it in bc it’s a privated vid rip)
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amazing they just started having a snowball fight how cute n domestic am i talking abt dnp or dab and evan hmmmm - dnp = devan #5
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i get that infinity war was a meme but lads it’s time to let it go
‘and they’re called the howlters’ lmao as if u ain’t an honorary lester daniel (dnp = devan #6)
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i’m living for phil’s excitement i mean if that’s what redbull does to him i’m here for it i guess?
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hi they’re dumb this was cute
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‘we don’t want to be those people, but for us personally, we very much found that you just need to just move into a big city of some kind and just jump into life with both feet’ this is not only adorable advice but also where dnp simulator comes into play aka we did this so uhh dab n evan should do it (dnp = devan #7) also dan speaking for them both singular pronouns are quaking
‘don’t trust that’ what on earth are u on abt phil what don’t u trust the fuckin desert or?????
scalyburg phil stop pls we know we get it dan’s a furry ur a scaly we got it
why does dan spend an entire 7 seconds (8:40) adjusting is he moving closer to phil? switching which leg he’s sat on? idk but it lead to me pausing at this moment which was a gift in and of itself
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‘the deposit on that one, plus the weekly went would make us instantly broke, so that’s fun, us when we moved to london’ bih do u hear me crying
does dan remember phil’s first manchester apartment what kind of question is that phil have u met dan he probably remembers every bloody inch of that place i mean he did remember that there wasn’t a bedside table so
stop that
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middle of the city, romance festival, geekcon, pretty views and cherry blossom trees sounds like dnp’s ideal location do u get why i’m calling it dnp simulator yet also dnp = devan #8
we don’t want to move next to the karaoke legends wow dan bold of u to say after belting helena at 2am real bold
phil having flashbacks to the apt they toured where they found out people died there
hi phil just looks so excited by everything
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look i’m not saying anything except they’re managing to find a lot of similarities b.w their lives and what they’re doing for dab and evan okay like this apartment is great for people-watching? which is what phil did in his manchester apt?
context whomst? idk her
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shoutout to the wardrobe
big bold life-changing steps
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anon spitting truth up in this house (but like,,,,,my thoughts exactly lmao i was like they’re such introverts they would’ve avoided meeting their neighbors at any cost including apparently smacking into a locked door trying to avoid small talk phil we love u bab)
casually mentioning dan saying ‘we are dil-’ was he gonna say dil’s son, maybe but i like to remember the bloops of dan repeatedly calling dab dil so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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omg okay so from like. this point on, when dan’s like ‘here is my vision’, i’m absolutely getting queer eye vibes like amateur queer eye tho like two gay nerds trying to embody queer eye in their lives a bit oh wait
okay okay okay dan u said an ensuite bathroom and then failed to add a door to the bedroom do u understand how frustrating that is???????? do u understand how stressful it was for me to watch that whole damn vid and know that u forgot the door????
a space for hobbies what hobbies who has hobbies
they learned nothing from building their house before: phil should take the mouse away from dan immediately look at him he is such a sugar baby in this jfc
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god dan is so cute get these idiots a penthouse apartment super high up so he can have his bath next to a window okay he deserves that in life
stop it they’re literally agreeing on almost every single thing god they literally share a single brain
amazing
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leany boye
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‘they are young adults moving into their first apartment, you don’t have art!’ okay first of all don’t even go there daniel second of all i’m sorry you’re the one arguing for spending literally all their money but u don’t want to get some art bc it’s unrealistic????
dan saying lovely
phil’s mr carpet
navy??? navy? when did they? why? 
i would get involved in a criminal plot to have that / i’m gonna throw you out of one
wow pro tips makin a comeback
phil is Losing Steam
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oh my god okay so i was joking but literally phil is losing steam lmao 18:35 he says ‘ayy’ and it’s so tired-sounding
leany leany boyes
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okay look ik dan’s going into ‘aww poor philly’ mode but also he knew that very quickly like honestly that’s not a Thing i would ever notice about someone tbh i’m not saying it’s like Significant but damn danny was really into phil to know that shiz man
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the high-fashion gigantic rug of our dreams
okay look i can’t make this up phil literally leans away for a bit and then
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hello daniel’s Curl
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i stan phil getting excited over plants
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dab and evan will be having a mario kart fest will they (dnp = devan #9)
mirroringggggggg
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dude big mood god they’re so fond and full of memories 
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honestly dnp made it that way like u cannot convince me they didn’t purposely decide to do that mmkay
‘see they are ready to have their romantic dinners. and then they can pretend they have another friend and it’s fine!’ am i talking abt dnp or dab and evan who knows :) (dnp = devan #10) 
cold in the middle what on earth i literally have no memory of that i mean it could just be my shit memory but jfc they just remember that stuff goddamn
scrunchy boyes also phil where’s ur arm at hm
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like i’m not fuckin joking where is it
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you can’t exist without a computer i mean
what is important in life / the internet
they don’t even have fucking doors and dan’s like ‘uhm they need a terrarium’ dan i’m stressed
oh my god i’m sorry phil is so done with this now it’s actually comical
hi they didn’t add a door for the ensuite
give dnp an interior design series honestly give them any series
phil reached for dan’s hand u cannot convince me otherwise
‘not my personal taste’ really,,,,,really
when dab n evan hug dan looks at the screen n phil looks at the camera things u didn’t need to know but now u do
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lmao jumpscared by the kiss
‘i feel like i’ve never nailed anything more in my entire life’ hmmmm hmmmmmmmmmm hm
the fuck was dan’s ‘getting a job’ that’s his fnaf voice u stop that
doon doon doon doon
tongue
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hi uhm what the Fuck was that jumpcut at 28:30 i hate Obvious Jumpcuts with a burning passion specifically bc of dnp
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mcwxlr · 6 years ago
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everything i can remember from the ii show tonight (atlanta)
-phil said he had three balls, said something about going inside susan (us), dan said “choke me daddy, and not in the fun way”
-dan got sacrificed
-phil hit dan in the middle of his left thigh, his inner right thigh, and near his armpit
-dan asked why we wanted to remove his genitals
-he said something like “you guys would like me better without genitals”
-the things in dans box was dans nonexistent friends, the password to dans secret phil stan twitter account, and dans fursuit
-dan said his twitter @ is philsthiccbooty
-phil got the paint or whatever it was from the bazooka on his right tit
-the dilemmas were “phil gets infinite candy but dan has to cut his finger off” (dan said no) and “dan gets to play with a puppy for a week, but phil has to eat a block of cheese” (phil said yes awww)
-on the first dilemma phil was like “you can cut off a finger, you don’t need it, you have 10!”
-“dan and phil, best friend and soulmates” AHHHH
-phil said bitch in his diss track infosnfkfnkfdnjfn
-when dan was undressing after being sacrificed he tried to go behind a box but was bent so his butt was facing us and we all were like “YESSSSSS” and he turned around
-phil got the buzzer and clicked three sounds in a row and dan was like “phil you don’t need to use all the sounds at once, it doesn’t add dramatic effect” and phil thot dropped, clicked the slam noise thing and said “yes it does”
-i think more than half of the audience liked audience participation (??? how???)
-in the things they said they weren’t gonna do it was erotic roleplay and the lights shut off, then came back on and dan was doing the dainty knee pose and holding the handcuffs and phil was on the other side with a police hat and baton and he was smacking his hand with the baton and said something along the lines of “dan, you’ve been a bad, bad boy” and dan said “please be gentle with the handcuffs i have sensitive skin” (position of it i drew in picsart with my finger included below)
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-phil tied his shoes and he looked cute
-dan and phil don’t look real
-on the things they weren’t doing one of the things was “get completely naked” and they were erotically rubbing their torsos and then ripped off their shirts to reveal the same shirts underneath
-phil kept making an innuendo about a something-block that was related to a cockblock kind of
-phil called dan curly boye
-they kept making the joke that the show was like aladdin
-dan said he was jasmine
-we sacrificed phil to satan in the simulation and dan was like “are yall CHEERING for SATAN??? i thought this was the south?????”
-4% of the audience said they didn’t know who dnp were and after they made us remake the yee vine dan was like “the 4% of people here who don’t know who we are must be VERY confused. they just wanted to see aladdin. jasmine must look very weird, i’m trying my best guys.”
-“there’s no jesus in this room tonight.” -dan howell
-on wholesome howell vs x-rated lester when it was still showing dan as evil and he had that black lipstick on dan said something about it but i don’t quite remember but i think it was something positive about it
-another thing from the things we aren’t doing was “dressing up in our pastel fursonas” or something and they had ears or something and phil had a stuffed rabbit teddy and the narrator was like “can we get an aww?” and we all aww’d and dan fake gagged
-they named us susan
-they were like “on 3, clap” and we all started clapping and dan was like “BAD SUSAN. SUSAN, STOP. SUSAN, SIT. SUSAN, BEG”
-some events led to dan saying “looks like phil got a bit TOO excited. you should go take a cold shower”
-on the mind reading bit dan said “pepe” (i think) and phil said “guacamole” and dans like “wait whAT DID YOU SAY??” and phil starts singing the guacamole song and dans like “NOO I JUST GOT THAT SONG OUT OF MY HEAD”
-dan ended up in a polyamorous relationship with five furries
-phil was stroking the tension and dan was like “WHY ARE YOU STROKING THE TENSION?? I DON’T THINK IT WANTS THAT”
-on the full rotation of the wheel dan looked like he was trying to curl in on himself. poor boy
i will update if i remember more. also i recorded the audio of like 17 mins of the first half but the audio is really shit so idk if i’ll upload it.
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spacednp · 7 years ago
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Rize is indeed a shitty app
YouNow itself breaks all the time and fucks with everyone and I really do think YouNow should have just fixed YouNow before they made another shitty app but at least on YouNow you can hear people
YouNow needs to fix themselves
But with that being said, calm your tits, Phandom
Everyone is so pissed about Dan and Phil’s livestream it’s honestly shocking
Yes it was on a shit app
Yes it was low quality
Yes no one really got notifications
Yes it was short
But honestly? Not the end of the world
You don’t need to like/watch every live show dnp do, if anything big happens you will hear about it from someone sometime (probably someone on tumblr in five minutes)
They’re getting paid for this and honestly, let them make money and let them prioritize money over audio and notifications
Not everyone is freaking out over Rize but a lot of people are and at the same time a lot of people are taking the same stance as me: let them get paid
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ahappydnp · 4 years ago
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I just started thinking about a universe in which tiktok existed in 2009 and how Dan would definitely have had an account and oh god can you IMAGINE the way he’d have used it to get Phil’s attention😶
Anon, do not get me started on fetus dnp era coinciding with tiktok alskdkf I have so many thoughts. They would absolutely be a ‘buckets of water’ montage ldr couple with the hand holding out thing. The trends they’d do??? And yes Dan doing every thirst trap audio (and nailing them tbh they were made for 2009 Dan)
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dansleftthigh · 8 years ago
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Tagged by the awesome @softandneatdaniel !
Rules: always post the rules, do all 11 questions by the tagger, write 11 of your own questions, and tag 11 people to answer said questions
Questions
1. what’s your favorite breed of dog? I have two Yorkshires and they’re the freakin’ best so Yorkshire Terriers maybe??? I also have two other dogs, and they’re the freakin’ best too, so I don’t know. I love all dogs really. All dogs are good.
2. what’s your favorite dnpg series? Probably the Bomb Disposal videos. I also like when they play games like Just Dance, DDR, and kinect sports.
3. how do you feel about conspiracy theories? I don’t buy into any of them but some of them are interesting to hear!
4. do you own any dnp merch? if yes, what is it? if no, why? I own a TABINOF, DAPGO, and a Manchester shirt. Also if you wanna count the TABINOF audio book, then I own that too.
5. what would you say to your favorite celebrity/internet personality if you happened to run into them on the street? If I met dnp, I’d probably tell them how much I love their videos and how much they mean to me. I’d tell them that their videos, and the phandom, have been a constant in my life for the past 5 years. Sure I’ve jumped around to other fandoms, but at some point I always came back to the phandom. When it felt like everything was coming crashing down on me...when I went through heartbreak, loneliness, depression, emotional breakdowns, eating disorders.... they were always there. dan and phil were where I went to seek comfort. and they still are where I find comfort. So i’d thank them for that.
6. how do you feel about horoscopes? I think they’re really interesting! I don’t believe in them like some people do, but I like to check my horoscope every few days and sort of mull over what it says.
7. did you discover dnp at the same time or one before the other? It’s been awhile since I discovered dnp so it’s hard to remember...I think I subscribed to Dan first, and then the next day I went and subscribed to Phil too because I saw them as sort of a package deal, ya know? lol.
8. are you left-handed or right-handed? Right handed.
9. do you read fanfic? if yes, what kind do you enjoy reading? if no, why? Of course. I usually go for either fluff/getting together or angst. Like i’ve said before, it usually depends on what kind of mood i’m in. Really tho if a fic sounds interesting, i’ll read it regardless of genre. 10. what made you want to join the tumblr phandom? I never made a conscious decision to join the phandom, it just sort of happened. please free me
11. what was the last movie you watched? I actually don’t remember??? lmao. must not have been very memorable. I don’t really wanna tag anyone, so if you wanna do this go ahead! :)
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tatinof-illustration · 8 years ago
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will this be like a tatinof version of the fan fic videos dnp made??????? BECAUSE HECK YEA
Ideally yes, if we can get permission to use the audio track from TATINOF! We’re working on it :) 
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