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yourbasicqueerie · 2 days ago

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imagine being a New York City person who moved all the way up to Connecticut, searching a little quiet life in the suburbs, only to be waken up in the middle of the night by a gutwrenching scream that could very well be the new natural disaster siren and it’s like this that you discover that your lovely neighbor, Patti LuPone has found a cockroach in the kitchen while she was on her way to have a midnight snack

#a middle aged business woman just getting inside her bed all comfortable wth her new silk sheet when all of a sudden she hears a “ARUGHHHH”#“MATT GET THE FUCKING HAIRSPRAY WITH THE GLITTER THERES A COCKROACH IN THE KITCHEN”#“ I TOLD YOU TO SCOOP UP THE RITZ CRAKER PIECES FROM THE FLOOR JOSH! IM GOING TOO KILL AUBREY WITH THAT NEW COMMERCIAL OF HERS”#all while in a flouncy purple nightgown and fluffy stockings”#your basic queerie #patti lupone #yes i’ll b slightly shipping miss businesswoman and patti why do you ask

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