#yes i refuse to fucking say Rimlaine

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Lawlight headcannons

Oddly enough, I am fairly uhm, isolated from tumblr sadly. It's shocking how this platform is one that's very alike with my interests and fun and I cannot find the courage to come on here.

But here are some gayass headcannons:

1)

L unironically reads poetry just to piss Light off. They'll be sleeping and L will have the lamp on and reciting poems from poets like Paul Verlaine while whispering almost, and Light would be furious.

L: "Before your light quite fail,

Already paling star,

The quail

Sings in the thym-"

Light: "Ryuzaki."

L: "Yes Light?"

Light: "May you please shut it."

Nightly occurrence, 100%.

2)

L has asked Light multiple times what his favourite cake is. Light assumes that it's some plot to find out if he is Kira, but in reality L just wants to know what Lights favourite cake is to assess their similarities.

3)

They used to share the same bed but then they realised that they would fight too much over blankets, pillows, which side to sleep, and more so they just gave up. (Light sleeps on the bed, L sleeps on a chair close to the bed if he even sleeps that night.)

4)

Oddly enough, Light before the death note disliked Dostovesky and then when he became a suspect for the Kira case and was chained to L he was obsessed with Dostovesky. But on the other side L hated Osamu Dazai until the Kira case. This happens as they both influenced each other to read each writers books.

This only happened due to L constantly quoting Dostovesky and Light reading No Longer Human before he sleeps which in L's eyes is "Odd."

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I'm too sleepy for more. Night, night.

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My year long rant on gay French poets from the 1800s.

In 1871 Arthur Rimbaud at age seventeen decided to meet a poet he truly adored,

Rimbaud was only recognised for his poetry by a small audience after he won a poetry competition for writing a poem in Laitin. Therefore he won a poetry competition for Latin verse. After this he was talking to an office worker and that worker advised him to contact Paul Verlaine, that office worker was Charles Auguste Bretagne.

After this Rimbaud sent a fanboy letter to Verlaine praising his poetry and asking for Verlaine to read his own poetry, so along-side that fanboy letter he sent several of his newly written poems to Verlaine in hopes that a poet will finally recognise him. Rimbaud has written letters to other poets asking for recognition.

After Verlaine read Rimbaud's letter he was flattered and amazed by Rimbaud's talent, the only lie Rimbaud did in that letter was his age, in which he said he was twenty-one but in reality in the time he sent that letter he was almost seventeen.

After Verlaine got over the shock of Rimbaud's beautiful poems he sent him a one way ticket to Paris to come stay with Verlaine and his wife. Paul Verlaine at this time was 27 and almost 28 and Verlaines wife was the same age as Rimbaud.

Rimbaud, ecstatic to abandon his mother, decided to take off and meet Verlaine, he said goodbye to his sister Isabella and took off to meet a old man who frankly looks like a dried up sausage.

He met Verlaine at Verlaines home that was in fact owned by his wife's mother and father who was also staying there, as their daughter was only a child going through a pregnancy as she was fully prepared to do her “womanly right” and birth a child for this ugly old man.

Rimbaud and Verlaine hit it off almost instantly, Rimbaud’s want to shock the unshockable, and explore the unexplorable with Verlaines love for those kinds of people it grew into a romantic and rather sexual relationship based on drinking, drugs and unprotected sex.

Verlaine quickly was amazed by Rimbaud and fell in love much faster and harder than Rimbaud, Rimbaud did love him shockingly but not as much as Verlaine loved him.

Very quickly Verlaines wife had asked Rimbaud to leave, first he was kicked out of the household and then Mathilde Mauté who was Verlaines wife begged for Rimbaud to leave and offered to pay for him to go and go back to his home away from them as she was growing suspicious of her husbands and his relationship and as he made Verlaine become a alcoholic and abusive.

Verlaine once choked Mathilde over her not giving him money, this brought the swooning Mathilde to blame Rimbaud for her husband's own actions even if Rimbaud was also being groomed by him.

Only a few weeks later Rimbaud came back and took him and Verlaine to England, without Mathildes knowledge, this caused Mathilde to grow sad and in a rage she burnt Verlaine and Rimbaud’s letters and filed for divorce.

Verlaine and Rimbaud lived in England for almost two years without major incident other than Rimbaud's chaotic and angsty lifestyle but that was regular for them even before going to England.

But shockingly they got into a larger argument which resulted with: Verlaine leaving their shared home, coming back with oil or wine and a fish, Rimbaud saying that Verlaine looked like a “cunt” with that fish, and ended with Verlaine slapping Rimbaud with a fish and fleaing with Rimbaud following behind him and Verlaine leaving on a boat as Rimbaud cries for him not to abandon him.

Verlaine sent Rimbaud a letter only a few days after his abandonment apologising for his stingyness for taking what’s left of their money to leave, and stating that he would commit suicide if his wife wasn’t by his side and asking Rimbaud to kiss him as he dies, Rimbaud responded initially by saying that he’s sorry for the argument that it wasn’t real and that he was sorry and that he loved Verlaine but then scrapped it and told Verlaine the harsh truth that his wife wouldn’t come for him ever, that he should just return home to him.

After this Rimbaud was growing thin on money and then he shockingly got a telegram from Verlaine to come to brussels and see him, Rimbaud being the man he rushed there and saw Verlaine and Verlaine’s mother.

Only a few days later Rimbaud missed Paris and asked Verlaine to leave with him there, Verlaine disagreed and said no. Rimbaud wanting to see the place he loved packed to leave Verlaine seeing this brought a gun that morning and drank his large head off arrived back to Rimbaud and then got into a argument with Rimbaud that resulted in Verlaine firing two shoots at the now nineteen year old man, one bullet landed in the floor and one hit Rimbaud's wrist.

Rimbaud fled and refused to go to the hospital and grabbed his bags and went to the train station where Verlaine and his mother followed him to, as soon as Rimbaud and Verlaine saw each other they argued and got semi-physical, Rimbaud saw the gun on Verlaines person and ran to a officer near by and told him that Verlaine was going to kill him.

Verlaine to short it up was arrested and put into prison for over 500 days, after shooting Rimbaud after showing that he was in fact gay and having sex with men but no proof that Rimbaud was that man so Rimbaud even after pleading that Verlaine didn’t intend to kill him nor that it was premeditated Rimbaud wasn’t punished.

After Verlaines arrest they broke up, Rimbaud and Verlaine turned to religion but Rimbaud wasn’t really a believer but that’s still debated on.

After this they died within 7 years of each other, Rimbaud first of cancer and Verlaine second of pulmonary congestion. Before Verlaines death he was dubbed as a prince of poets when Rimbaud was a far better poet than he was but since Rimbaud was an asshole and gave up poetry after five years of writing he never got a title as such.

Enfant terrible, is what Rimbaud was called and Verlaine was called a prince of poets and I'll never forget that.