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Halsin is such a fuck boy. I will not elaborate.
#bg3#relationship is a term for society we are one with nature#ok just say you hate commitment babe#Halsin#yes i am tipsy
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love how it's 2am and all the girlies (mutuals) are online reblogging
#yes i am tipsy#yes i am aware that timezones exist#but to see posts reblogged instantly by multiple mutuals is hilarious esp when you come home at 2am#love you all so much <3
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in the mood to make out with a pretty person
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my college experience in a nutshell
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how dare you guys not be making this viral
#haggard 2003#bam margera#ryan dunn#viva la bam#cky#jackass#vlb#brandon dicamillo#mtv jackass#also should I just dm joe like I make silly videos about the jackass universe it's so fun#yes I am kinda tipsy yes I received horrid news today and that's impacting my decision making why do you ask
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COMPUTER
how do I tell me friend I found out they're an age dreamer on instagram and actually maybe I'm an age regressor and actually maybe do you wanna hang out I have cool twisty crayons and a massive a3 bluey colouring book
Easiest route no awkward conversations
Computer do you hear me ?????
(This is a lego batman reference thank you for asking) (p.s you can literally ignore this if you want and we can pretend this never happened)
#posting this‚ going to sleep‚ not opening tumblr for atleast a day.#targeted but tbh even if your not the person im vauge posting about my offer for hang out will cool twisty crayons is still open#yes i am tipsy why do you ask#<- famous last words of a guy who will regret this post in the morning
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i don't experience gender envy often......... but when i do, it's fucking jungkook's fault 😤😤
#hi I ended up answering those asks then having a bit too much to drink while watching bts mvs w/ my mom#yes I am 31 years old what of it!!!!!#he's just. ugh. UGH. holding him between my teeth and shAKING HIM AROUND#he has what I want ok fucking fight me dude#is that at least a small part of what inspired me to use him as byan's fc? .......ok ya maybe a little bit shut up#THERE'S NO POINT TO THIS POST I'm just tipsy & I wanna yell about jk & how much I wanna steal his gender#thanks for listening lmfahdkgksh#━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ ooc ⋮ don’t @ me.
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I have some time to kill before my friend arrives and I want to celebrate pride here too, SO, first to comment a gay ouroboros pairing gets a short drabble, posted within the hour!
GO!
#if noone comments i will indulge in FxF Leith content pfft#ouroboros-if#interactive fiction#have I considered character x character? yes. but ill leave the power in your hands#am I tipsy? also yes. you should have some of this pink wine. my lipstick is leaving a VERY aesthetic print on the glass lol#the small joys in life#also: you may comment a theme as well or anything#I just want to see what I can crank out while im brimming with (admittedly very sapphic) feelings. MWAH
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i’m not gonna write poems about pete and carl (they already do that for and about each other) but there is something so inherently beautiful about their connection. the warmth they carry towards each other, the longing they held while they were apart and the radiating joy every time they reunite. it’s something so personal yet we’ve gotten to witness it from the beginning because they wear their hearts on their sleeves (especially pete) and their faces and bodies betray every feeling, every sentiment that they hold for each other. It’s beautiful and precious and yet too fragile to be spoken about in other forms than song and i just want to say what a privilege it is that they allow us a glimpse of their beautiful and chaotic friendship.
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I would give all the money in the world for a re-release of the twilight dvd commentary 15yrs later with complete no-holds-barred commentary from Kristen Stewart and Robert Patterson, cutting nothing. I want to know their every honest thought on every single scene. This is imperative.
#why yes i am tipsy after a single glass of wine why do you ask#twilight#they’ve both been in such interesting films since then#and everybody has this weird twilight renaissance ‘yes it’s terrible but it’s also very earnest’ appreciation for twilight#it would sell so well#also of utmost importance to me: does KStew ship bella/alice inquiring minds NEED to know
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beloveds… did I maybe write imogen and laudna’s entire story in epistolary (journal) format for the imodna server’s fic exchange and is it coming in the next week or so… perhaps
#am I tipsy? also yes.#did it already make one friend cry? also yes#am I giving these two the happy ending they deserve ALSO YES.#imodna#cr3
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a fic about the night wesper met is on it's way if anyone has anything specific they would like me to include 👀
#yes i am writing this while tipsy from my sab drinking game why are you asking?#but yeah if you have anything you want me to include please tell me#shadow and bone#lina lore#six of crows#grishaverse#wesper#my writing#sab spoilers#spoilers#shadow and bone spoilers
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How fandoms overlap: Part 1
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Frey remembering a voice she can’t figure out. That special someone. A blurred face reading to her. Eyes filled with hope, love and despair. Fuck.
#forspoken#forspoken spoilers#alfre holland#tanta cinta#tanta of love#yes i headcanon she has dreams of cinta#the journal entry at the beginning when about alice in wonderland#someone special to her#breaks my freaking heart#mistress plays forspoken#anyway i am tipsy goodbye#i have feels about them
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*reading a thesis about the evolution of the concept of infinity in China with a large amount of tabs open with diverse articles or word combinations to further look for information, all the while seething, blood boiling* I wish Satoru Gojo would fucking cease to exist
#He's damn lab made I swear. I want to strangle him into inexistence. Brush him away from the realm of reality even in the subset of fiction#Only thing I'm not into are his looks. Like yes. He's handsome. But not my type at all. THANKFULLY#My friend keeps asking if I've kept watching. I'm still halfway through episode eight#But you see this is me enjoying this actually#I'm having a blast#A terrible one because I *am* getting attached to this character well beyond Cantor#And I vehemently don't want that#I can foresee this will be a problem as if I were both in the mess itself and moved on from it#Past and future converge in the present and I'm already there and I'm back there again all the while I'm here#Everything is at the same time and I can see what will be in what is because of the echo of what was#As if reading a reverberation of a sound into the future#I am so mad. So mad#He's lab made. I could eat him like a lollipop. I could strangle him to death.#I can't stop thinking about potentials implications and potential readings that most likely have no meaning nor place in the manga#I can't stop thinking about infinity. Again. Like years ago. And enjoying it. Again. Like years ago#Tipsy on exhilaration. Hazy because of nostalgia. Deeply frustrated by this mix. By all this#The past becoming present again and anticipating an unwanted emotiveness that could only break my ribs and leave me nothing again#Yet I can't stop thinking. I can't stop thinking about infinity and I can't stop thinking about Satoru in specific#but also the potential in the previous Gojos and the potential in Sukuna and it makes me wonder about Gojo's friend‚#wondering about the Continuum‚ wondering about the School of Names and the play on contradictions. And then Cusa#But of course. That's why I'm here. And it's so frustrating I want it all to burn#And I could sing but my blood is boiling and at the same time I want to go back in time#Every criticism I try to make to dismantle the princeling and my fondness for him I end up making work again#Perhaps if I read or watch more I'll be able to make it fail. Perhaps I won't like it as much as I could like it in my mind#Perhaps it will be worse‚ and so safe. I'm still halfway through episode eight. I keep watching on loop. I keep looking for books and papers#I could drink him like fresh water. I can foresee my drowning#Anyway...#I talk too much#Jujutsu Kaisen#I guess I should make a tag for my thoughts while watching/seeing this instead of just using the general tag
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Fucked up even more than I thought I would. The weed person wasn't rechable today (neither by knocking at her door twice a day nor by calling her) so I ended up compromising by drinking enough beer and wine to make me feel like throwing up. So much about sobriety. While spending time with my roommate I thought, "Well, this'll end in the ER again." Not today, but in the long run. Because I've reached the point in addiction where one drop of beer ends with me drinking for days and days, while using other substances, until I'm so physically addicted that going cold turkey is dangerous 🙃
#personal posts#tw addiction#tw relapse#god put a curse on me and it's that men twice my age fall in love with me & want to fuck me#no further words needed#good night#(still tipsy and I'll have to write a poem about this evening because otherwise lmao rip)#(I'm making fun of it but it's actually devastating#just know that I'm fully aware I keep ruining things)#did I build this ship to wreck (as florence welsh would put it)?#yes.#always.#but still no need to worry#I'll be fine#i I always work things out#and am okay in the end#I'm a cockroach#even death can't kill me yooooo#tw alcohol#tw drinking#tw emetophobia#I was seven weeks sober ⚰✝️
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