#yes i am pushing my diego & lila as stan’s parents agenda

[hey-dont-touch-that]

I hope Diego and Lila have a girl. And by that I mean I want their daughter to grow up obsessed with the color pink, flowers, tutus, unicorns everything considered girlie.

I want this little girl to have him wrapped around her little finger.( although let’s be honest the second he held her, she had him there.)

The girl figures out from an early age that he is wrapped around her pinky and she uses that to her advantage. That’s how she gets him to have tea parties, pink fingers and toes, become her makeup practice model and anything else she can think off. (Look at her parents, she’s evil.)

The first time Stan laughs at him, she goes over and kicks his shin, Diego is impressed. And that’s how Stan becomes an unwilling(willing) participation.

God help the boys when a new princess movie comes out. Diego’s masculinity isn’t fragile. He looks damn good in a ballgown. And don’t leave out uncle Klaus, who doesn’t mean to outshine his brother, it just happens.

Diego remembers the groceries he promised to buy during a tea party? You best believe this man is going to the store in a tiara, flower crown, whatever with brightly colored nails and his little girl all in pink and the unicorn headband she just had to have. He knows he’s getting looks but doesn’t give two shits about your opinions.

When the all the siblings get together, all the boys get new hair, makeup and wardrobes. Uncle Klaus loves every minute of it, Luther calls it practice for when he and Sloane have little ones, Five gives her tips and Victor is happy to be there.

Don’t mistake her for being weak or fragile. She has two badass parents, a brother and she will kick your ass. Lila teaches her to fight in heals and dresses, Diego custom makes her pink knifes and buys her pink pepper spray, Stan teaches her to shit talk. She’ll kick your ass, insult you in Spanish, all the while never ruining her look.

In conclusion Diego is and always been a D.I.L.F and is the perfect girl dad. Just don’t fuck with his little girl. And don’t get me started on Mama Bear, Lila.