#yes he squealed

[angelbambisworld]

Gene showing everyone how big the strap I used on him the other night was

[gunsatthaphan]

"it's your turn to let me in."

[hood-ex]

The torture of reading bat fics one after another and having to read "B" in every single one of them. I need us all to collectively shake hands in agreement that we will use Bruce or Batman from now on because I can't take it anymore!!

[420technoblazeit]

in my mind dean was always supposed to get older and become the new bobby. like ok you're a hunter, maybe a little new to the scene and still figuring things out. and you're tracking down a werewolf, easy case. except some things don't line up quite right and now you're thinking it might not actually be a werewolf. so you ask around a hunter's bar and they all say the same thing. go to this one bunker in the middle of nowhere in kansas

and you're like sure what the hell. you're stumped anyway, might as well check it out. maybe it's a weapons storehouse or something. but then you get there and there's a doorbell and a bee-shaped welcome mat out front and you're starting to think you've got the wrong place. the door swings open and there's this middle aged guy with a robe and batman pyjama bottoms. and he laughs at the look on your face and tells you to come in, he doesn't bite. not since he got that vampire cure, anyway. you're not sure what to make of that last part but he winks at you when he says it so you figure he's joking. maybe.

he gives great advice about hunting everything under the sun and if you stick around long enough he'll go on and on about how he saved the world at least five times. ok sure. you don't want to be rude so you just sit there and sip your coffee politely while he talks about some guy called chuck and how much of a bitch he is. and another guy who's aged a little more gracefully comes padding down the hallway in a metallica t-shirt and rolls his eyes. has he told you about tvland yet? ('i was just getting to that part!')

if you go to the basement you'll find shotguns filled with salt, wooden stakes, holy water, and demon-killing bullets for sale. and if you're lucky the witch who sells hex bags might be around. low-grade curses only, of course. you better leave the powerful stuff to the professionals. and she'll get in trouble if she gives you anything stronger, not that she can't be persuaded. a girl's gotta make a living after all and she's always encouraged eager new witches. it's worked out pretty well for her so far. and then a guy you swear is twice your height will raise an eyebrow at her and insist she only sell the weaker hex bags, please. you don't need any more witches in your coven, rowena. you've got plenty

pagan god giving you trouble? there's a man who swings by every once in a while who knows how to deal with those. give him some candy or a fun magic relic and he might help you out. it depends. he's a little picky about dishing out advice and he likes to play favorites. and if you've got a demon problem they can give you the number of a guy who swears up and down that he used to be the king of hell. but you've seen him walking around with a purse-sized terrier tucked under his arm and a dozen more following him so you're not really sure if you believe him

idk i like to think that dean got to grow old and retire. that doesn't mean he stops helping people, it just means he hangs up his coat and becomes an old man who rambles on and on about 'back in my day' and makes a dent in his leather armchair. there's a foosball table where the dungeon used to be and sam complains about beer bottles being everywhere and it becomes a safe haven for anyone still fighting the good fight. it's just that for dean and the rest of team free will the fight is over. they're done hunting now

[brainrotcharacters]

deadclaws where wade catches Logan's attention using the laser pointer or going "pspsps" and Logan Marco Polo's Wade by yelling "FUCK me"

[rainingracco0ns]

@silverskye13 Im kicking my feet and giggling trans Helsknight is the best thing thats ever happened to me

Rambling under the cut!

My gladiator knowledge is rusty as hell but i do know they were used to advertise products ( i think??) and the idea of one of Helsknight's first sponsors being a transtape company is so funny/sweet to me- I think he would have used transtape instead of a binder because they hold up better through exercise and movement and because binders give me sensory issues so im projecting thank you

Also i've been seeing a lot of ftm tiktoks recently and honestly, i can see welsknight being that cis guy thats really confused/upset as to why a trans guy is "manlier", whatever that means JSJDJJDJD😅 IVE JUST BEEN FEELING A LOT OF GENDER FEELINGS THIS DAY AND IM SO HAPPY

[goldenokamigirl94]

DEVS TF IS THIS??? 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[askorensprunki]

Hmm...

Stimming (shaking arms up and down in your case)

Infodumping (what you just did to Simon)

Hyperactivity (again, a thing you just did)

HMMMMM

*autism flag slowly fades in*

[dykedvonte]

I dislike takes that Danse would be just as conservative in modernized aus when it's clearly shown his staunch views of things come from his time in the Brotherhood and his deep-rooted desire to belong to something with a greater purpose.

Not to mention lines that show much more open-mindedness that get overlooked for his harsher sentiments when you first meet him. Like the oppurtunity to be a part of something is why Danse fell so far into Brotherhood dogma and it doesn't negate the offense things he does but I feel like it's just lazy to be like "hmmm he'd def be racist" just so it aligns to his BoS beliefs.

[falpiancaraxus]

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

WE FINALLY GOT SHAMANE'S GARMENT

I CANT BE NORMAL ABOUT THIS

HES SO PRETTYYYYYY 😭😭😭😭😭

MY BABYGURLLL, MY PRINCESS 😭😭😭😭😭💞💞💞💞

[vampsvitae]

uhhh i am not SUPER in love with this but i just want to post kinda

she is my whf oc.... yes she is more 70s looking but it's because she works at the fashion institute and helps track trends and such by also manipulating them and writes anonymous letters about how good her outfits/designs are to the institute so the ladies are tempted to dress like her because it's "trendy". i also decided she is one of the people who style Sally and Nick for photoshoots and stuff . i do not care about canon i do not care about anything because i am just too cool and awesome sauce. anyways i hope you guys like her a little her name is Adeline Hughes....

uncolored under cut

[inkykeiji]

clari!! idk if you've seen the card but theres one where caleb's like 'why dont you ask me who kept me up all night? are you worried it was you or are you scared it wasnt you?' before he corners mc and i cant stop thinking about it i need him

yes!! i have it!!! i LOVED the tension in that card so, so much. i also love how unbelievably rough caleb is. he really does feel like the type to not realize just how strong he truly is, and to accidentally hurt you more often than he intends to. he’s so big, and although he can move gracefully and swiftly, he still moves powerfully, with strength and vigour and all the brawn of a bull.

but anyway!!! that card made me start writing something with caleb in a kitchen LMAOOOOOO (つω⊂* ) i can’t lie, it reminded me of touya-nii. it reminded me of touya-nii a lot, especially in the beginning stages of his relationship with reader when he oscillates between being very teasing and very aggressive.

[bapydemonprincess]

"Oh yes, I can see very well, I can!"

"Then we shall take them."

"...If that's agreeable?"

[l0ganberry]

FUCKING FINALLY!!!

[420technoblazeit]

EVERYBODY SHUT UP THIS IS IMPORTANT. stampy's ending My Lovely World

[windydrawallday]

TAMED

I don't fear my demons because I tamed them. I named and put faces on them. I tore apart the walls of their cages and rearranged their shapes. By taming my demons I found that now I can wield them as wards against all those who used them to hurt me. Some demons need to be killed, that's true. But is equally valid to want to understand and tame them. And that's the path I choose.