#yes I'm simping

[thisismycorneroftheinternet]

I'm unhealthily obsessed with Slay The Princess now, and lemme tell you, the crush I have with the big scary versions of the Princess is immeasurable. All I have to say is that if this 12ft tall lady

pummeled me to death with her fists and knees, I'd only say "Yes ma'am! Thank you very much, ma'am!" over and over again.

I mean, just look at her, the perfect woman.

[tarnia2]

I wonder... Circe turns all strangers into pigs, right? But the point is to avoid damage again. So, given this setting, would she turn strange women into pigs? She herself is a powerful woman, but she must know mortal women are usually not dangerous, at least not as much as men. Would she have a "No exceptions" rule or allow women to live?

This thought comes, of course, from honest curiosity and creative intr- ah who am I kidding I just wanna flirt with the pretty magical witch.

[dhampiravidi]

ok so 👉🏽👈🏽 I may have read a Darklina fic where Sasha was female. & um...now I'm thinking about my Very Hot Woman Crush, Charlize Theron, as this person.

I just--

I- 😍

[stellacaerulea]

Thanks for the dessert Nikki

[voidzpng]

I started watching the Lego show

[residentinsomniac-on21st]

my memories are signed by you

you were sitting in the bathtub

reading a book i’ve only ever despised

i was smiling and asking and laughing

-

i’ve just taken a shower

the book is sitting on the back of the toilet

i am smiling and wondering and loving

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written : 28 jun 2021 - - - 21:30est

(search cue : book)

[benevolenterrancy]

"Who could have guessed that after a mere wave of his hand, Luo Binghe would rush out the door to go find a corner to sulkily grow mushrooms in...?"

Tamaki-coded demon lord...

[octospiders]

I'm about to watch the new ep I promise but I just had an encounter so baffling that I had to make this

[delicateharmonybear]

Every time i look at these pictures she gets more beautiful???

[dollya-robinprotector]

Speed-posting all my summer swimsuit art because I can't find better timing and summer is almost over (work still swarming piling and I haven't left my desk for days)

The DoL merch-making is on hold and I'll update them in a few days, also consider international shipping if possible. Cross my fingers because fuck inter ship fee.

I apologize for the lack of content, but I can't handle anything more now. Commissions will still be updated by mail and I'll occasionally post pre-made fanarts or doodles, I can only answer ask about work or merch-related if you have any, for now. Also, DO NOT BE ALERT IF YOU SEE ANY WEIRD RANDOM VENT POST, I promise I only need to yeet things out of my system sometimes, I's always delete them soon. This blog is my only safe place left I need that.

[croquis-el]

Fun fact I noticed about Mitsurugi (Edgeworth) while playing the game series

Despite the fact that he is a brilliant prosecutor (although he does not consider himself one) with a brilliant mind, excellent logic, who abandoned the path of perfection, choosing the path of the bitter truth, he... tends to exaggerate the facts in situations that are unfavorable for him.

If we look at the famous dialogue about paper cranes, then in response to Yahari's (Larry) teasing, we get the following answer:

And - amazingly - they believe him! It's hard not to believe the words of a person about whom you have a high opinion.

And okay, he would have said about a regular-sized crane, but a quarter of an inch (I don’t use the American measurement system, but in the Japanese version the size of the crane was 5 millimeters - it’s even impossible to convert this into inches, because according to the converter, 1/4 inch = 6.35 millimeters, which is slightly larger than the original version).

Let's say that he can change the situation for himself in a positive direction in front of the Detective or Yahari - people who are not distinguished by a sharp mind.

But even Franziska (Mei) falls for it!

His foster sister believes he "passed out for a second" when in reality he was out for 10 minutes. She doesn’t even make fun of it, taking his words as fact.

It's funny that with Naruhodō (Wright) he doesn't allow himself to behave like that. He doesn't try to seem better to him by tilting the situation in his favor - his dialogues with him are absolutely frank.

For example, after the earthquake in the mountains at the Hazakura temple, Mitsurugi does not specify the time for which he passed out after feeling the earth tremors, but admits that this was enough for the defendant to escape from custody to the other end of the bridge. Just a fact: I passed out - she ran away. Naruhodou, in turn, simply expresses concern for his condition, without in any way mocking his phobia.

In other words, Mitsurugi can embellish facts that are unfavorable for himself in a dialogue, but he will not do this with all listeners.

[lizzy019]

Me when any CoD man is either super cool or super silly and all I wanna do is feed them and pamper them and give them the nicest blowjob they've ever had so that I can be the light of their life... also because I need money and these fucking military jobs give sergeants and higher the best paycheques:

[vaggieslefteye]

VOX, Media Overlord | 1x02 - Radio Killed The Video Star

"[He's] up in his tower waiting for a flat-faced prince to calm him down."

[deliciousnecks]

But can we talk about how powerful nandor is? like yeah, he might be a bit silly, and not in touch with the modern world, but if he wanted to, he could have already conquered whatever the fuck he wanted to. (he built an army, and jerry is still looking at maps over there).

like let's just start by pointing out that nandor didn't need to be a vampire to accomplish all these great things that he wanted in life. vampirism only made him more dangerous. nandor has always had too much power in his hands, that he tends to misuse, but that's actually a good thing for the people around him because if not, the truth is that they would be fucked.

He was born in a position of privilege, one that put him later on in his life in positions of power, he was a leader who did fucked up shit. As a vampire, he can hypnotize thousands, but even if he couldn't, nandor knows how to attract people to him when he puts his mind to it, as we were able to see, but guess what? he also has doing everyone around him doing whatever shit he wants, because rarely people can say no to him. What nandor wants, nandor gets (even the stupidest of things).

Now. Don't get me started with his pyrokinesis. The dude can create and manipulate fire. Like come on, you know all the batshit crazy things that he could be doing with that? people should be thankful that he's not going around acting in unhinged ways.

He's a formidable warrior, the fact that he live as long as he did as a human, through battles and wars, and the guy didn't get killed? i don't know, but I think that says a lot about his kills. he also can use a large variety of weapons, so now imagine. This guy who's the greatest warrior of his time, gets the strength and the speed that comes with vampirism. he becomes a fucking killing machine (not like he wasn't one already), but now he's unstoppable and on top of that, immortal!

As i said in the beginning of this post, time and time again nandor has been given power, too much power I should say. he even got those 52 wishes and the things my guy here could have accomplished with them? ridiculous! but he was feeling silly, so... he decided to have fun instead. Good for him.

Now, we now he conquered places and won wars, and while his years as a ruler were bloody, it seems like he did a lot of Al Quolanudar when it comes to territory. What I'm trying to say is that he's a good strategist, he's good, no he's the best at what he does. he excels in what he was trained and taught to do (and even the vampire community acknowledges this).

People always like to underestimate him (the fandom included. it's true.), say that in a battle he stands no chance. That X, Y, and Z are more could easily demolish him, that he can't do shit for himself, but like excuse me, he's the oldest vampire in that house, look at all the shit that he can do, so no. He's the strongest and most powerful piece in that chessboard, mam. Nandor could go on a killing spree and no one could stop him.

This latest season really brought forward this qualities of his that had always been there. Nandor can be competent, he can be assertive, he really just chooses not to, but if he did! well, we saw what can happen when he is.

nandor is powerful, skillful, and dangerous in more than one way, and yes! smart when he needs to be.

And i make this post, because some people have made him into this character that's just an idiot with 0 qualities, and those qualities that he does have, are always being diminished to make other characters look better (yes. to make guillermo look better. i said it, which is highly unnecessary because he can shine on his own).

It's not that he can't do shit, the fact is that he doesn't want to.

[beauregardlionett]

did i rant to my friends about dorian and orym just to be called a simp? yes i did. and i'll do it again.

these two characters? consume my waking thoughts. because just fucking think about this from a timeline/literary point of view for a second with me.

orym lost his husband and his father-in-law (who he always calls dad because he didn't have a dad growing up) in a violent attack on his leader a while ago and whatever magic was used to kill them kept them dead - no reviving magic worked to bring them back. in the space of a single attack, he lost two of the most important people in his life, and now he's a widow who still mourns and loves in equal measure even while far from home trying to save the world. he loves even though he's scared of losing again.

dorian is a runaway heir to a title he never really wanted, a musician for himself, a charlatan hiding behind an easy smile, who has really only ever wanted to see the world in his own time and make real friends for once in his life. and he did that! all on his own! he was with the group at the beginning of the campaign but then they ran into his older brother who was in trouble and needed to lay low and dorian went with him, falling back on old instincts that family by blood comes first. he ran from the group and from the foundations he was building with them. because dorian has only ever run from the things that scare him. but now he's back, re-traced his frightened footsteps toward the daunting promise of tomorrow - not yet with the group, we're getting his side of the story first. and he even said it himself, that he ran from the group and now he's not sure why he did it, why he left, when he stands here now and realizes everything he wanted was already in front of him.

they have sending stones, a once a day chance to say something to each other in 25 words or less. they've been using them, keeping each other updated on where they are, that they're still alive, and kindling this flame even without dorian at the table, without even seeing each other, and liam has been carrying this torch alone for 78 episodes but damn it the flame is still lit regardless!

and orym always updates on their progress and location first, and with whatever words he has left he drops in a sentiment to remind dorian that they still care - that orym still cares. and orym is practical through and through, he's a strategist so he always always always uses his words wisely because he's so fucking limited by this spell but the last message he sent? he repeated himself, he admitted a weakness, he faltered.

he told dorian where they were. he asked if dorian could come their way. he admitted to struggling while his voice broke. he asked again but in a different way if dorian could come their way. he ended the message with the most heartbreaking "fuck, i miss you," i have ever heard in my life.

orym, the man who messaged dorian 52 episodes ago and said "glad you're not here, wish you were anyway." because they're constantly in danger, and he wouldn't wish that on dorian, but he still aches to have him near. orym, the man who confessed 13 episodes ago during a trial with his friends that he's lonely, that he misses dorian and sometimes he thinks it's okay and sometimes he doesn't - because he was married and is still mourning and how dare he have feelings for someone else? how dare he move on even when his husband would WANT him to be happy again? he indicated dorian was missed by everyone in three of his previous messages before the trial, before finally shifting to 'I, orym, me - it's me who misses you'.

and dorian, the one who replied to a message orym sent him with "stay steadfast, sending you fairer winds" in the most longing tone i have EVER heard. dorian, who kissed orym's forehead when they parted ways but that is the closest they have come to acknowledging whatever is between them. dorian, who has been to orym's home between exu and c3 and met orym's mom and knows about orym's husband.

when orym died 58 episodes ago, he went limp and the sending stone slipped out of his hand because he was trying to message dorian before he died, before he ran out of words and breath. before he was revived, there was a moment he stood in the beyond and saw his husband and he told orym "you're not done," and orym said "i really wish i could stay," and then his husband said "i'll still be here," and orym said, heartbroken, "oh, i miss you so bad."

he told dorian, "i've really missed you," and "fuck, i miss you." i miss you is orym's way of saying i love you.

they're so close. they are so close. and orym fully died 19 episodes after dorian left, but he was revived and then never told dorian via sending that happened. part of me wants dorian to find out and the other part hopes he never has to feel like he failed orym by leaving. because nothing could have changed that from happening, not even dorian.

they are so close to reuniting, orym has needed dorian back for WEEKS and he's so close. i'm begging them to hold on so they can hold each other again.

and, again, from a literary point of view, you know the wildest part about all of this?

none of it is scripted.

[ruelin024]

Doodled in magma >:3