#yes I’m a cancer

[sillymapache]

Matphen hcs 2 bc I need joyous yaoi

- Both are CUDDLERS, They literally have their arms around each other as much as they can, Matt especially, he loves how Stephen feels and how warm he is. They’re both very touch starved and always fall asleep holding each other

- After they get more comfortable with each other, Stephen is actually the huge romantic, he always gives Matt a flower or smth (maybe with a note taped to it), he leaves notes around for him to find and always goes all out on Valentine’s Day or his birthday. He’s actually the one who gives the most kisses bc he likes seeing how surprised and giddy Matt gets

- Matthew likes showing off to him, always trying to look cool and kinda brags abt himself. He’s always flirting with Stephen but if Stephen does it back he folds immediately

- Stephen insists on doing the cooking and cleaning himself but Matt always joins

- Stephen likes watching Matt apply his eyeliner and stuff and Matt will be like “why are you looking at me like that…” and Stephen is like “Wdym 🥰”

- Matt likes watching Stephen try on outfits or do anything in general, Stephen is like “why are you staring at me so much” and Matt is like “I’m liking the view” or something corny like that. He’s corny af

- Stephen has no idea why Matt finds him attractive, everytime Matt calls him handsome or hot he’s like “????? I think you need to start using both eyes to see bc I don’t understand” and Matt is like 😐…

- They try to teach other different phrases in their languages (Stephen is Mexican to me)

- They get a dog or cat eventually and Matt is like “I’m not gonna get attached” then starts acting like the pet is his child after a week

- They say “bye” to each other like 4 times until they actually part ways

- Even though Matt talks the most out of them, when they cuddle or smth he can stay quiet for like an hour bc he enjoys the moment so much

- Stephen surprised Matt once by getting Matt’s name printed on his hat and Matt folded real fast

Idc if these are out of character or whatever, I need joyous yaoi and they’re basically my ocs now bc my Stephen looks nothing like canon Stephen

Hoping Matphen nation will grow if I keep being ill and cringe abt it 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[arcadialedger]

Me cranking up the volume so that one part of the song hurts the way it’s supposed to…

[rosamundpikegf]

I just want to cook some woman a beautiful pasta dish and then watch her enjoy it. that’s all I want.

[hamletthedane]

For the record: I do not hold a secret position in Kensington Palace.

However, my former neighbor’s boyfriend is the scandalously gay grandson of Earl So-and-So (living in sin with the son of a Texas Democrat - the horror), and he liked my cancer theory so much he told all his fancy Oxford friends about it before the news broke, and they apparently got several very stern call from their fancy peered parents about where did you hear that and stop gossiping, it’ll get out.

So while I’m not a palace papers source, I did get Earl Black Sheep Jr. calling me at 6am this morning excitedly confirming that I was right about the third cousin once removed of his childhood friend having cancer 💀

[selfindulgentfandomstuff]

WOOOO ANGST MOMENT!!!!

My headcanon/self insert lore weaved into the canon events of LNWTD!!

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Esther ‘Essie’ Watkins (they/she) is a non-binary girl!

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Proship + adjacent DNI

[dandyleyen]

my sillies and I were talking about the Homestuck characters we kin and why we relate, and then i got hit with THIS ?

Like,,, I was gagged. Like ????

AND THEN I got hit with THESE ???

I’m convinced they hate me .

I DON’T EVEN KIN ROXY ?

[badolmen]

So many people on that poll voting ‘the sun doesn’t love us’ like you fool. She kisses you every morning and reach out to caress you every evening. She grows the food you eat. She shines so brightly she is burning with love for her beloved earth.

‘But she burned me!’ Does a lover never bite the lip of their companion a little too hard sometimes? You can choose to put on sunscreen. She can’t choose to extinguish her heart.

The sun loves us. Maybe a bit too much. But it’s love all the same.

[aliaoftheknives]

saying “some of you don’t need social media you need a diary” but not in a tmi way in a “this is for your own protection because i am looking into the future and seeing you getting jumped in the TL in 30-60 business days for whatever the fuck you are going through rn”

[liesyousoldme]

a quiet place day one spoilers under the cut

so i went into this movie expecting your average alien/monster movie. what i got was lupita nyong’o as a terminally ill cancer patient living in a hospice. i literally got a pit in my stomach. but she and quinn meet through her cat frodo (the best character in the movie) and they bond a little and she’s determined to have a good last day on earth bc she’s dying anyway! and go to the pizza place her dad took her to as a kid. and quinn is terrified and alone in the country and doesn’t want to be alone so he just follows her which was kind of hilarious but anyway there’s a scene where lupita is sick and quinn goes alone to a pharmacy to get her meds and he definitely almost dies trying to save her cat and he doesn’t even tell her!!! just gives her the meds!!! this man who is having panic attacks on the regular and crying and begging not to be left alone!!! didn’t tell her that anything happened on his journey to get her meds for her. it just stuck with me. can’t stop thinking about it. anyway obviously she essentially sacrifices herself to make sure he gets on the boat safely at the end but she manages to not die and she gets to play music and die on her own terms which also the final shot of the movie? cinematic masterpiece. chills!!!!!

[dearest-sapphics]

When Nagito’s dementia gets worse there’s a slightly high possibility that he’ll call Hajime “Izuru” since forgetting who you’re talking to or thinking someone is someone else is a common dementia symptom

(This really only works if you hc that Nagito and Izuru knew each other or had a relationship during the tragedy but arguably it could happen regardless since Nagito knows Izuru in canon anyways. They just don’t talk except for chpt. 0 and the gun scene)

[thisperfectmonsoon]

stress has officially won. currently navigating an eczema breakout, a chronic pain flare, and what looks to be a developing low grade cold.

[maritasdump]

Ngl the announcement that the Soundtrack of Volume 9 being released not only on Yang’s birthday, but also mine, is making me feral i actually had tears in my eyes when they announced it brb going to scream-

[tigerplushh]

Yo mr white it’s Christmas time

[lorelune]

look as a reformed astro girlie, eclipses essssp one this rare are gonna affect everyone in SOME way. and i’m looking at my dearest beloved portobello who has been acting odd the past few days and am reminded suddenly that she’s a cancer moon LOL

[liesyousoldme]

okay so. idk what to do. i’m not much of a prayer or particularly very religious, especially with my experiences being southern baptist churches in texas. but im sitting here with a head that has a not-low chance of being cancer in my brain and all i can think about is that they can’t operate bc it’s too close to spine and brain, radiation can help but it’s going to hurt my esophagus terribly, and i have to wear the terrible hockey mask things for radiation. all i am thinking about is the likelihood that death is a whole lot closer than i thought it was. im scared to die and there’s just emptiness. i want my grandma to be there to take me and im scared that wont happen. i don’t want my family to have to deal with losing me. i’m so upset. i just want my brain to be ok. please please please please please let my brain be ok

[godblooded]

good news!!! it seems it seems it seems the bone marrow test came back and my aunt doesn’t have mds!!! the marrow was damaged by the treatment so that’s been the hemaglobin issue. so we can continue on with treatment AND it seems to be helping!!!