#yes I’m a cancer

[dog-esque]

Matphen hcs 2 bc I need joyous yaoi

- Both are CUDDLERS, They literally have their arms around each other as much as they can, Matt especially, he loves how Stephen feels and how warm he is. They’re both very touch starved and always fall asleep holding each other

- After they get more comfortable with each other, Stephen is actually the huge romantic, he always gives Matt a flower or smth (maybe with a note taped to it), he leaves notes around for him to find and always goes all out on Valentine’s Day or his birthday. He’s actually the one who gives the most kisses bc he likes seeing how surprised and giddy Matt gets

- Matthew likes showing off to him, always trying to look cool and kinda brags abt himself. He’s always flirting with Stephen but if Stephen does it back he folds immediately

- Stephen insists on doing the cooking and cleaning himself but Matt always joins

- Stephen likes watching Matt apply his eyeliner and stuff and Matt will be like “why are you looking at me like that…” and Stephen is like “Wdym 🥰”

- Matt likes watching Stephen try on outfits or do anything in general, Stephen is like “why are you staring at me so much” and Matt is like “I’m liking the view” or something corny like that. He’s corny af

- Stephen has no idea why Matt finds him attractive, everytime Matt calls him handsome or hot he’s like “????? I think you need to start using both eyes to see bc I don’t understand” and Matt is like 😐…

- They try to teach other different phrases in their languages (Stephen is Mexican to me)

- They get a dog or cat eventually and Matt is like “I’m not gonna get attached” then starts acting like the pet is his child after a week

- They say “bye” to each other like 4 times until they actually part ways

- Even though Matt talks the most out of them, when they cuddle or smth he can stay quiet for like an hour bc he enjoys the moment so much

- Stephen surprised Matt once by getting Matt’s name printed on his hat and Matt folded real fast

Idc if these are out of character or whatever, I need joyous yaoi and they’re basically my ocs now bc my Stephen looks nothing like canon Stephen

Hoping Matphen nation will grow if I keep being ill and cringe abt it 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[arcadialedger]

Me cranking up the volume so that one part of the song hurts the way it’s supposed to…

[rosamundpikegf]

I just want to cook some woman a beautiful pasta dish and then watch her enjoy it. that’s all I want.

[sleepyc63]

-> warrior cats: a starless clan (finale) spoilers!

self indulgent frostdawn anthro/modern au design :D i have some thoughts for how her story would go, tho i’m not sure if i'll make this into a series (since i still need to finish the rw ones..)

extra info under cut! tw for abuse, manipulation, death of loved ones. i changed the timeline a bit, and wrote some potentially triggering topics into the story to match the dramatic events of the original. please, be careful!!

To start, i should clarify my interpretation of a modern wc au, specifically the naming system and what that changes here. 'Kits are 0-8 yrs old, 'Paws are 9-17, and warrior names are given at 18 and onward. Each name change requires the cat to graduate their level of school, so cats that are held back would be given their names later.

Frostkit would be the firstborn kit to her parents Jayclaw and Curlfeather, her siblings (Graykit, Mistkit) were born two years after her. Her father died from complications caused by cancer when she was 4. She was brought up religious and has a very strong faith in StarClan.

Frostkit was always smart, getting straight As throughout her childhood. Frostpaw became interested in medicine in her tween years, and her mother encouraged her, seeing opportunity in her kit's success.

When Frostpaw was 12, she and Curlfeather were involved in a car accident, and Curlfeather died. Frostpaw and her siblings were adopted by their grandmother, Duskfur. Frostpaw struggled with not only the grief of losing both her parents so young, but also the survivor's guilt that came with surviving the car crash.

Splashpaw, a childhood 'friend' of Frostpaw's that had continually made advances on Frostpaw when they were young, saw the opportunity to coerce the grief-stricken Frostpaw into a relationship with him. Frostpaw, lonely and desperate for some kind of affection, accepted.

Splashpaw was... awful, to say the least. Me was manipulative, obsessive, and really only used Frostpaw for validation, and eventually (if they stayed together long enough): money. Their relationship came to an end when they had a massive fight about Frostpaw going off to college in another state. He slashed Frostpaw's throat, leaving her comatose for weeks and in physical recovery for months. Frostpaw, obviously, cut all contact and Splashtail probably went to jail (idc about him he can go wherever)

Despite her setbacks, she graduated high school at the top of her class and earned her 'warrior' name: Frostdawn. She recently started college at her dream school, and she's roommates with another med student: Whistlebreeze! (and yes, they are crushing on each other. go you funky little lesbians!!)

Even if her life seems to be getting better, Frostdawn still struggles with the trauma of her childhood, as well as the physical & mental scars given by Splashtail. she's on the path to recovery, but these things take time; she's more than wiling to move on, when she's ready. in the meantime, she has a strong support system to help her on her bad days. :)

ily frostdawn <33

[hamletthedane]

For the record: I do not hold a secret position in Kensington Palace.

However, my former neighbor’s boyfriend is the scandalously gay grandson of Earl So-and-So (living in sin with the son of a Texas Democrat - the horror), and he liked my cancer theory so much he told all his fancy Oxford friends about it before the news broke, and they apparently got several very stern call from their fancy peered parents about where did you hear that and stop gossiping, it’ll get out.

So while I’m not a palace papers source, I did get Earl Black Sheep Jr. calling me at 6am this morning excitedly confirming that I was right about the third cousin once removed of his childhood friend having cancer 💀

[dandyleyen]

my sillies and I were talking about the Homestuck characters we kin and why we relate, and then i got hit with THIS ?

Like,,, I was gagged. Like ????

AND THEN I got hit with THESE ???

I’m convinced they hate me .

I DON’T EVEN KIN ROXY ?

[badolmen]

So many people on that poll voting ‘the sun doesn’t love us’ like you fool. She kisses you every morning and reaches out to caress you every evening. She grows the food you eat. She shines so brightly she is burning with love for her beloved earth.

‘But she burned me!’ Does a lover never bite the lip of their companion a little too hard sometimes? You can choose to put on sunscreen. She can’t choose to extinguish her heart.

The sun loves us. Maybe a bit too much. But it’s love all the same.

[aliaoftheknives]

saying “some of you don’t need social media you need a diary” but not in a tmi way in a “this is for your own protection because i am looking into the future and seeing you getting jumped in the TL in 30-60 business days for whatever the fuck you are going through rn”

[causeimasinger]

a quiet place day one spoilers under the cut

so i went into this movie expecting your average alien/monster movie. what i got was lupita nyong’o as a terminally ill cancer patient living in a hospice. i literally got a pit in my stomach. but she and quinn meet through her cat frodo (the best character in the movie) and they bond a little and she’s determined to have a good last day on earth bc she’s dying anyway! and go to the pizza place her dad took her to as a kid. and quinn is terrified and alone in the country and doesn’t want to be alone so he just follows her which was kind of hilarious but anyway there’s a scene where lupita is sick and quinn goes alone to a pharmacy to get her meds and he definitely almost dies trying to save her cat and he doesn’t even tell her!!! just gives her the meds!!! this man who is having panic attacks on the regular and crying and begging not to be left alone!!! didn’t tell her that anything happened on his journey to get her meds for her. it just stuck with me. can’t stop thinking about it. anyway obviously she essentially sacrifices herself to make sure he gets on the boat safely at the end but she manages to not die and she gets to play music and die on her own terms which also the final shot of the movie? cinematic masterpiece. chills!!!!!

[thedaythatwas]

Summary: Nagito Komaeda has stage three malignant lymphoma. Hajime Hinata just so happens to be — among too many other things — the Ultimate Oncologist.

CW: graphic depictions of illness and medical treatment (elaborated on in chapter notes!)

haha… so, it’s been like. five months. I’m oh so very sorry about that. but! new chapter is up! figured I’d post about it :p

[abbabagel]

When Nagito’s dementia gets worse there’s a slightly high possibility that he’ll call Hajime “Izuru” since forgetting who you’re talking to or thinking someone is someone else is a common dementia symptom

(This really only works if you hc that Nagito and Izuru knew each other or had a relationship during the tragedy but arguably it could happen regardless since Nagito knows Izuru in canon anyways. They just don’t talk except for chpt. 0 and the gun scene)

[maritasdump]

Ngl the announcement that the Soundtrack of Volume 9 being released not only on Yang’s birthday, but also mine, is making me feral i actually had tears in my eyes when they announced it brb going to scream-

[tigerplushh]

Yo mr white it’s Christmas time

[lorelune]

look as a reformed astro girlie, eclipses essssp one this rare are gonna affect everyone in SOME way. and i’m looking at my dearest beloved portobello who has been acting odd the past few days and am reminded suddenly that she’s a cancer moon LOL

[godblooded]

good news!!! it seems it seems it seems the bone marrow test came back and my aunt doesn’t have mds!!! the marrow was damaged by the treatment so that’s been the hemaglobin issue. so we can continue on with treatment AND it seems to be helping!!!

[steveharrington]

just turned on degrassi on plutotv and it was immediately a scene of jenna allie and connor saying what a way to end the summer :/ at a funeral….. just classic tv