#yerpp

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

I wsa thinking abt mary x walburga and then had a Thought pandora x walburga

omg yes i saw m x w n i was like nooo but p x w WORKS . (+ pandora's likeolder than evan here like 5-6 yrs older)

uhh tws: mention of blood & teensy bit of incest

evan & regulus & barty are besties since foreverr and they're all weird and Not Good Enough and obsessed with sirius so she keeps sirius away from him which means she sits in his room the entire time they're there and sirius talks to her abt them a lot and she asks why evan's sister never comes ovr and sirius is like idk regulus said she's sick or smth and walburga is nosey so she goes digging

pandoras like manic bur the ww doesn't understnad that so they just lock her up in a room n so walburga can't get to her which pisses her off so next time lady rosier comes to drop evan off she's like next time let's meet up at urs 😸😸 and lady rosier is horny for walburga so she's like sure 😽😽

n so reg goes to rosier manor and walburga goes too and at night she sneaks out and finds the room pandora's in and its SCARY bcz theres blood n bugs everywhere n she was like 672 journals full of rambling in some ancient language and all types of weird shit and walburga is soo curious shes like bitch wtaf is this and pandora's chanting in fucking idk latin to raise the dead and the only thing walburga focuses on is that she speaks latin and shes like "omg finallyy some1 who speaks it it's so annoying tht no1 teaches their kids anymore 🙄" & pandoras like what bcz she hasnt had any1 talk to her in 3 months (she js wakes up 2 food somtimmes &only talks 2 hreself)

so they start talking a lott and walburga sneaks out evry night for her and pandora's obsesseddd w her bcz 1) omg human 2) shes perf and so walburgas obv like omg stawpp 😻 (dont really) and yeah

then lady rosier catches walburga n walburga has to bribe her w sex to keep seeing her daughter (theyre not fucking yet) & tells pandora like 3 months latr and pandoras like fym u let HER see u naked when i cant >:/ & wlabugas like its not proper 2 let u c me nake d!!! and pandoras like okay fuck u & walburgas like okay no wait & then they fuck nasty mayb even have a threesome w lady rosier where LR hatesss being w pandora n pandora is jealous evrytime walburga even looks at LR and walburga has 2 girls eating her out n dies frm how good it is

regulus finds out and cries & sirius finds out and dies & evan finds out and thinks it's soo hot

[l-3-m-n]

i like the idea of Bad, at his first arrival being unemotional, taking souls despite not being their time yet because death is inevitable and you'll die anyway so why not just end it now?

so he'd be walking around the earth for centuries with that thought process until he'd meet someone, a child. who'd make him mourn and grief, making him realize just how precious life is. and how fragile it was..

he'd learn what mortal's call 'Empathy'. Becoming sympathetic to those he would accompany to the afterlife.

Then, he would meet Skeppy. Someone he would cherish, someone where he'd learn how to get accustomed to his own feelings, desires and dislikes. Though, not everything stays forever.

Loneliness was inevitable to beings like him, he'd come to terms with that.

but... he couldn't help but yearn for more. something.. similar.

same soul, different body.

yes. reincarnation.

Skeppy will come back, he can wait.

he can wait for years or centuries more. just have patience.

of course, skeppy isnt the only one in his undying life, he'd meet people from history books to people no one knew existed. he would accompany himself to them until his one special soul drops back down again.

so yerpp!! this is my idea of what Q!bbh's upbringing would look like (we love major character development!) the reason why i think that Bad would be unemotional at first is because no one would start out nice and stay that way for centuries, especially when you might've brought a MAJOR CATASTROPHE in your arrival.

also you can see how i kinda implied *some* obsession at the end... living for centuries and having front row seats at massive mortality rates can pull some screws loose y'know? it also explains the reason why he refers to skeppy as a being of 'multiple', because Bad actually might or might not have went out of his way to find reincarnated versions of the same person.

also!! the child, i like to think is a past life of sapnap (or whoever Bad "adopted" first)

[sprunkisongville]

good! 4 revived, 5 more to go😉

If i counted correctly

Yerpp :3

[m0urnin]

Realizing I’ve never posted him here, these drawings are not too new but I’m still very happy with them, yerpp

[blue-tooth-brush]

Yerpp giddy up pardner!!!

AWERSOME BILL DESIGN BY kaitoscribbles ON TWITTER! Cuts & Close-ups below B)

[melting-morning-blues]

bringing this format back!

[ tagged by @lacunasbalustrade ]

| ARE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?

chibana mio from umibe no etranger :)

| WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?

last night 🙂‍↕️

| DO YOU HAVE KIDS?

do my 349548657 stuffed toys count?

| WHAT SPORTS DO YOU PLAY?

netball, maybe! i'm in the school netball club

| DO YOU USE SARCASM?

yerpp

| WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?

their eyes, how tired they look

| WHAT'S YOUR EYE COLOUR?

deep brown, black

| SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?

happy endings!! i cannot survive a scary movie 😔

| ANY TALENTS?

LOLL being able to give everyone equal screentime/time distribution in my lyric docs (wish this was a applicable real world skill so i can put this in a job resume or smth)

| WHERE WERE YOU BORN?

singaporee

| DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?

the lizard on my wall. we call them lizzie

| WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES?

lyric docs and writing snippets of unconnected stories in my notes~

| HOW TALL ARE YOU?

156cm (twinning! @lacunasbalustrade)

| FAVOURITE SCHOOL SUBJECT?

film, my beloved

| DREAM JOB

ideally, not having a job haha - but, i am interested in video editing (haven't been doing it much though) so maybe a music video editor!

[snoopyliker]

i think im like 60% done with the assignment im trying to reach 90% so that i leave the editing and revising for tomorrow. pero meus deus its been a day.

shoutout to my mom who walked in my room and was like You’re still doing your assignment? and i was like Yerpp and she was like why is school doing this to you ??they should give you less😓☹️ like so true mom im a beautiful fairy who doesnt deserve this wtfff…..

im not burnt out tho!! im actually doing great surprisingly. ive been playing the press esc podcast the entire time and wow such a good podcast. something about it is just special.

also luna has been on top of me the entire day sleeping as i do this assignment. lord. love her but shes so clingyyy. thats what u get when u have a puppy raised in covid lockdown.

[your-fave-is-aroallo]

Hello hello hello! Are you comfortable doing Five Nights at Freddy's characters? If so.. Ennard is SO aroallo, their party hat is literally the colors of the flag lol! Would be really cool if you would do them (only if you're comfortable with the source material <3) -aroallo ennard introject

yerpp we totally cool with that. queued B)

[gorgeousheartsworld]

Hi, it's me (again, meewh). Yerpp, hearbreak again. Funny right. Loving someone that doesnt love me back. Cliche. God, when?

You know, I have a dream. When I got my soulmate, I wanna movie date, then book date, and also seeing his smile on railway station, coming back from merantau. Is it hard? Noooo. The one make it hard, it's because you dont have a "him/his". That's a big prob.

[allensugasano]

my Instagram is funny because I have only one person I know on there (from school) because she asked for it for a group project so we can message orwhatever and she like never messaged me and didn’t do her part at all and I had to do that project with the only other group member who showed up. Highschoolers make me a little sad inside

[theinvisiblesims]

never seen anybody so happy to pick up trash -.-

[5thdistrict]

[shxyo-sho]

dELY DELY MI LOV HOW ARE YA ?!? u honeslty havent updated in ages so idk if u'll see this but !!! i hope ur well lov i miss u loads !!! <3

HII KUN I MISS U TOO MY LOVE <3 yerpp I disappeared for a little while bUT IM BACK NOW !

[whydontwe-fanfics]

Are u going to a 5sos concert?

yerpp

[illmaticraj]

has anybody actually bought you anything off your amazon wishlist?? just curious here!

Yerpp

[bibuttercup]

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1: Full name: Samantha Jillian Hope McEvoy

2: Age-18

3: 3 Fears-Answered

4: 3 things I love-Answered

5: 4 turns on-lingerie, human contact, attention, validation 

6: 4 turns off- possessiveness, Sad Boys, straight ppl, republicans

7: My best friend-answered

8: Sexual orientation-bisexual

9: My best first date-i’ve only been on one lmao

10: How tall am I-5′0

11: What do I miss-Disney

12: What time were I born-1:04pm

13: Favourite color-Purple

14: Do I have a crush-answered

15: Favourite quote-answered

16: Favourite place-Walt Disney World

17: Favourite food-Disney Waffles

18: Do I use sarcasm-never

19: What am I listening to right now- @dreamboatlauren on the phoneee

20: First thing I notice in new person- idk???? Their hair???

21: Shoe size- 7

22: Eye color-brown

23: Hair color-brown

24: Favourite style of clothing- goth hoe

25: Ever done a prank call? Yerpp

27: Meaning behind my URL- this weird screencap from i think trailer park boys??

28: Favourite movie-idk!!! my fav disney movie is Alice in Wonderland

29: Favourite song- idk!!!!

30: Favourite band- panic at the disco

31: How I feel right now-answered

32: Someone I love-answered

33: My current relationship status-single

34: My relationship with my parents- i have a fairly ok relationship with my mom. it depends on the day with my dad lmao

35: Favourite holiday- christmas

36: Tattoos and piercing i have- i just have two on my ear

37: Tattoos and piercing i want- so many!!!

38: The reason I joined Tumblr-answered

39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?- i havent really dated dated in like 4 yrs so i hope not.

40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?- not really??

41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? nopee.

42: When did I last hold hands? i held my little brothers hand on the walk home from school today lmao

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?-answered

44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?-nope

45: Where am I right now? my bed.

46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?- me. aint gon depend on anybody else lmao.

47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?-way loud

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?-yup

49: Am I excited for anything?- to go back to disney lmao

50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?-answered

51: How often do I wear a fake smile?-idk!!!!

52: When was the last time I hugged someone?-answered

53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?-answered

54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?-yuppp

55: What is something I disliked about today?-im awkward and cant hold conversation even when i wanna talk to somebody! lmao

56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?- idk. oh jeez thats so many ppl to pick from

57: What do I think about most?-answered

58: What’s my strangest talent?- i am talentless

59: Do I have any strange phobias?-answered

60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?-behind for sure.

61: What was the last lie I told?-idk. i think i lied to my sister about something but who knows what.

62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?- ig talking on the phone?? video chatting is so stressful

63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? yes/no

64: Do I believe in magic? disney magic

65: Do I believe in luck? ig???

66: What’s the weather like right now? cold asf

67: What was the last book I’ve read? something for class.

68: Do I like the smell of gasoline? yup

69: Do I have any nicknames? sam, sammi, samanthakinzz

70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? idk??? maybe my concussion? brain injuries are bad, right?

71: Do I spend money or save it? both kinda lmao bc im broke asf so all my money has to go to necessities.

72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge?- kinda??

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?- im wearing pink.

74: Favourite animal?-giraffe or fox

75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?- cleaning my room

76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?- idk??

77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?- i have no idea lmao

78: How can you win my heart?- super easyy to win my heart lmao

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? some haunted mansion type rhyme

80: What is my favorite word?- do ppl have fav words?

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr @dreamboatlauren, @nicolethebisexual and idk who else??? @reisies is dope

82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?-fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

83: Do I have any relatives in jail?-yup

84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?-i want to be a mermaid

85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?- this question

86: What is my current desktop picture?- the aliens from toy story

87: Had sex?- yes?????kinda???????maybe???????

88: Bought condoms?-nope

89: Gotten pregnant?-nope

90: Failed a class?-nope

91: Kissed a boy?-yup

92: Kissed a girl?-yup!!!!!

93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?-yup

94: Had job?-yup

95: Left the house without my wallet?-yupp

96: Bullied someone on the internet?-nopee

97: Had sex in public?-nopeee

98: Played on a sports team?-not rly

99: Smoked weed?-like twice lmao

100: Did drugs?- yupp

101: Smoked cigarettes?-nope

102: Drank alcohol?-yupppppp

103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?-nopee

104: Been overweight?-nopee

105: Been underweight?-yuppp

106: Been to a wedding?-yuppp

107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?-yaa

108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?-yaaa

109: Been outside my home country?-nope

110: Gotten my heart broken?-ig???

111: Been to a professional sports game?-ya

112: Broken a bone?-yaa

113: Cut myself?-yaa

114: Been to prom?-yaa

115: Been in airplane?-yaa

116: Fly by helicopter?-nope

117: What concerts have I been to?-soo many

118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?-yupp

119: Learned another language?-kinda??

120: Wore make up?-yup

121: Lost my virginity before I was 18? do not believe in the concept of virginity lmao

122: Had oral sex?-answered

123: Dyed my hair?-yup

124: Voted in a presidential election?-not yet

125: Rode in an ambulance?-yup

126: Had a surgery?-ig to fix the bone in my leg?? does that count???

127: Met someone famous?-nope

128: Stalked someone on a social network?-yup

129: Peed outside?-yup

130: Been fishing?-nope

131: Helped with charity?-yup

132: Been rejected by a crush?-yup

133: Broken a mirror?-yup

134: What do I want for birthday?-a sense of purpose

135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?-none rn

136: Was I named after anyone?-some character on all my children i think

137: Do I like my handwriting?-sometimes

138: What was my favourite toy as a child?-idk?? my littlest pet shops i think

139: Favourite Tv Show? idk. maybe always sunny? or b99?

140: Where do I want to live when older? florida maybe

141: Play any musical instrument?- not well

142: One of my scars, how did I get it?- cracked my head open

143: Favourite pizza toping?-bacon

144: Am I afraid of the dark?yup

145: Am I afraid of heights?sometimes

146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?-v ambiguous question

147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?-alwayssss

148: What I’m really bad at-everything 

49: What my greatest achievments are-ig not killing myself lmao

150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me-idk

151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery-go to disney!!!

152: What do I like about myself-answered

153: My closest Tumblr friend-answered

154: Something I fantasise about- not being poor lmao

155: Any question you’d like?-none that i can think of lmao