#yep i am still traumatised by that one girl (a self-professed radfem forbye!) who was adamant that umbridge got raped by centaurs

[joannerowling]

Omg that post about "hp universialy being considered a fluke" is unintentional comedy gold lmao. Like imagine typing all that out and then posting it and thinking people will find it to be a normal and not at all unhinged post lol. Honestly, I'm at a point when melodramatic posts like that one make me laugh, I don't even feel the need to tell them anything at this point, I just laugh and scroll past.

Yep, it's like the five stages of grief! First there's denial ("no… no way… they can't be seriously believing that JKR implied Umbridge was fucked by centaurs"), anger ("are they for real claiming that JKR meant Umbridge got fucked by centaurs?!…?? like it's normal to think that???!"), bargaining ("maybe if i reblog the post to explain that centaurs are not automatically associated with rape in a modern story aimed at children, only in their head…"), depression ("… my god. some people are always gonna believe Umbridge was fucked by centaurs, huh?"), and finally acceptance ("welp, more material for my bad hp takes tag i guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯")