#yeet the smol!

[borrowedtimeandspace]

While scrolling last night, I came across this post of David Tennant/the tenth Doctor tossing things, and my brain, as it usually does, inserted my OC into it because

What if

The Doctor just. Tosses Zepheera around sometimes?

Not roughly, of course! But say she needs to get somewhere either far or high up (for her) and getting the leg up is much faster. Like, the stakes are high and, small as she is, Zepheera is the only one who can get where they need and fast, so... Yeet!

Or, for some added fun, Doc scoops Zepheera up in his hands mid-conflict and tosses her to a fellow companion for safety and to free up his hands because whatever's going on, it isn't over!

The more warning Zepheera gets about it, the less she'd chew the Doctor out later for tossing her about.

Idk why it took this for me to realize how yeetable my girl is, and how much Ten would not be immune to it.

And now I'm gonna be wondering which Doctors are more or less likely to do the same. Thoughts?

[cannibalhellhound]

It's all lined 👍🏼

Now, I will be ✨suffering✨ because coloring is the fuckin worst.

[anoddopal]

Every time Bun-Bun Silva goes to hang out with K.uzan in the snow La.ffitte tries to bundle bun up with as many layers of clothing as possible-

[frznkingdom]

Oh no! It's a very scary, uh... ghost?

"Boo!"

Oh wait. It's just Gale.

[chaosthrive]

in the spirit of everything, like for a smol starter

[sunyatas]

I need to fix up my muse page and rules

[long-haired-hottie]

"I miss being small enough to get piggyback rides."

[gacha-pcn]

"You just need to be able to reach the golem's head, right?" Kouign-Amann Cookie confirmed before sheathing her sword in the ground so she could pick up her boyfriend with both arms. Ignoring any protests Prune Juice Cookie may spill, she took aim before throwing him at the back of the golem's head as hard as she could. (Happy National Throw Short People Day. Yeet your teammates. :3)

-  ✩   「 @toyboxfriends 」   ✩  

「 ☆ 」 If he never sees another golem in his life, it'll be too soon... Prune Juice doesn't know why these creatures have decided to resurface more frequently lately— but he intends to FIND OUT —or why this one went through such a monumental growth spurt. But he DOES know that if he can just get his potion into the golem's multitude of eyes, they'll have an advantage against the surprisingly swift opponent.

Blocking their attacks at every turn, Prune Juice suspects there may be something magical afoot with the large creatures gleaming gaze, its eyes a color that doesn't feel entirely normal for its species. An easy thing to miss unless one has spent countless hours pouring over texts about various creatures. Unfortunately, with an array or orbs decorating the entitreity of its face, there's no chance of taking the creature by surprise. But that doesn't seem to be an issue for Kouign-Amann, the determined cookie deciding that they didn't NEED the element of surprise.

They just need to be quick enough... and have accurate aim.

❝ Yes, that's— Oh no. ❞ Abruptly realizing the point of Kouign-Amann's question, he is only allowed a second to aim narrowed eyes at her, ❝ Don't you da— ❞ Cut off with a strained scream as he's hurtling through the air, he hits the golem's head with a harsh THUD. Groaning at the impact, he irritably pushes the brim of his lopsided hat up with a huff before hastily reaching into his sack of potions. He can chew out Kouign-Amann later for the impressive yet less-than-pleasant landing later.

Uncorking the bottle with his teeth, other hand clinging to the golem's head for dear-life, Prune Juice growls, ❝ Let's see how you like my ❛ Now you see me, Now you DON'T �� potion. ❞ Pouring an oddly-viscous brew, it coats the golem's head with remarkable quickness considering it's oozing texture. Pulsating with a mimicry of life, it crawls across the wretched creature and clings to its eyes. Roaring as its cast into inescapable darkness, the furious golem violently shakes its head. Small body whipping in the air as Prune Juice barely clings on, his grip suddenly fails.

❝ CATCH ME! ❞ He screams, tumbling through the air with frantically waving arms, shrill command plead heard even above the golem's complaints. 「 ☆ 」

[not-bcring]

Scooping up Ken'ichi in a single move, a smug grin sat upon Hitoshi's face as he said, "Looks like we have a National Holiday to celebrate, Cricket." (>:3) -  ✩   「 @nickelsdrocs 」   ✩  

「 ☆ 」 Every shortie in Hope's Peak knows what today is... Mainly because Kokichi wouldn't shut the fuck up about it. Yet even with the ever-constant threat looming overhead, Ken is caught off-guard when he's suddenly scooped into the arms of his lovingly-sadistic shit of a boyfriend Hitoshi. Choking back a surprised yelp— he will NOT give the other man the satisfaction of that sound —white hair fluffs up like a startled feline, wide eyes and the slight squeak that slipped out more than giving away how successful the sneak attack was.

Donning a false glare, the ❛ threat ❜ about as real as any danger Hitoshi would willingly put Ken'ichi in, narrowed eyes flit to Hitoshi's smug face in a bratty ❛ warning ❜ as he sternly says, ❝ Don't you dare... ❞ As if Ken doesn't know damn well that will only make the allure of celebrating this glorious holiday even more appealing. 「 ☆ 」

[herstoriies]

Javert in theatre AU: 1, 5, 7, 9, 14

Regarding the Baroness, on the other hand: 4, 6, 8, 10, 16

Your muses’s thoughts on mine. + accepting!

Theatre AU Javert:

1.  They find them attractive 5. They’d kiss them if they could.  7. thinks they are fun to be around.  9. They are good friends. 14.  thinks they have nice eyes.

“My darling! You make me blush…” Her eyes averted aside while a rosy smile brightens her face. “With an earnest heart, I do share all the same affections to you! Sealed, with tender kiss.”

Just see how far they’ve come now. Old dogs cannot learn new tricks but perhaps the same cannot be said of wolves and foxes, regardless of the seasons they’ve lived, who have indeed learned a new lesson or two. ❤️

Baroness AU Inspector:

4. they DON’T like their personality.   6.   wouldn’t touch them with a 39-and-a-half foot pole!… 10. They are ENEMIES. 16.  Wants to throw them in a garbage bin.   

“The feeling is indeed mutual, Inspector.” Baroness Staunton remarks nonchalantly, nevertheless cunningly sizing him up whether he actually would throw her in a garbage bin and breech the 'wouldn’t touch her with a 39-and-a-half foot pole'!

[falasta]

Wake up babes, new gift just dropped by George Maniadis.

It's him as Macavity... and the entire Macavity fight!

His final performance in the role, Vienna revival 23/6/22. Alex Auler as Munkustrap, Giulia Vazzoler as Demeter, Petra Ilse Dam as Bombalurina, Riccardo Sinisi as Alonzo, Anastasia Bertinshaw as Jemima, and Anna Carina Buchegger as Rumpelteazer. (X)

Bonus:

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

i ALSO think charlie should affectionately headbutt her smol gf with her horns- specifically when she gets excited about something- 100% forgetting that vaggie is in fact smol WILL get yeeted fully across the room by this

(not that she minds) (vaggie on the floor giving a thumbs up and adoring look at her demon gf as charlie rushes over to frantically administer first aid smooches of apology)

[phantom248]

Inspired by this

Legend has it that Ying Long and Bing Yi fought with each other ferociously over their territory after the former made his home in the later's rivers.

Reality:

Bing Yi: stay back!

Ying Long: darling, don't be like that, wiggle them again for me☺️☺️☺️

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During the making of Cloud Light sword

Bing Yi: you are giving your bones, let me cut my horns to-

Ying Long (chops his horns off immediately): hmm, sorry, I didn't hear you. Can you wiggle your horns again darling?😏😏

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After the sword was made

Bing Yi (crying after seeing YL in pain): you stupid dragon, why did you hurt yourself?

Ying Long (taking advantage of closeness between them and touching smol horns): the pain will go away if you wiggle them☺️☺️

Cue BY yeeting YL away like Wen Xiao did with Zhao Yuanzhou 😁😁

[hellodolleyes]

I subscribe to Sebastian having naturally ginger hair that he dyes black-

Ofc you don't get easy hair dye when your smol.

Also it doesn't matter how broody you are, you'd panic too if some giant just came around and scooped you up unprompted.

He's just thanking Yoba that he didn't piss his pants and lose any more of his dignity.

Yeets drawing at you and runs away

[graunblida]

yep, it's just what she thought. he has to really think about it - in fact she can practically hear the GEARS turning in his head. to be fair, lexa admits there were gaps in her own memory when it came to last year's st. patrick's day bash. she blinks at stefan a few times before responding. " wow, i'm surprised you kept track. " lexa definitely recalls the warm glow of the lights shining down on them ( the same stage lights they used then local bands performed ) from when they massacred sung a playlist that transcended genres. she's usually not one to make a big scene in a crowded place, but when surrounded by those of questionable influence ( her friends ) and given several shots? she'll sing les mis if it's what the people want. " well since they're on special we can afford to treat ourselves a little, right? " lexa makes a face as the wind slaps her while they exit the building. " ew, it's almost april, why is it so cold? " she crosses her arms over her chest to keep warm and quickens her pace to match stefan's strides.

head tilts up in thought recalling last year's night out. "um." stefan can't remember what precisely happened that evening. a series of events, for sure. he does have recollection of a loud bar, the owner announcing that all drinks were half price, followed by someone else yelling that drinks were on them for everyone��cheers ? it was all a blur afterwards. drunk karaoke. their charisma knew no bounds. one thing he does remember is the killer hangover the morning after. "i was completely gone after the tenth drink." he reaches out and grabs his jacket before pulling it on. "drinks are on special, we can't let an opportunity like that fly by, can we? although, it—whatever happened—can't happen again. we have to look after one another. once you see me acting differently just snatch the drink out of my hand. i'll do the same." he grabs the keys before they head out of the door and onto the busy street.

[lazorbeanz]

So we all remember this smol wholesome Boom!Sonamy moment right?

Well umm…

WHERE DID THEY LAND AFTER THEY JUMPED?! 💀

Like how da hail did they not split their heads open on the rocks below?? Was Tails there with his plane? Was there a crash mat somehow waiting for them? I. NEED. ANSWERS.

LIKE THESE RATS JUST WENT YEET WITHOUT SECOND THOUGHT