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[timaeusterrored]

(Pathetic)

(Angst warning babes back on my hurting Vax shit)

Vax stared at his reflection, but didn’t recognize the man staring back. He felt sick, being unable to recognize himself anymore twisted his stomach into knots. He glared into the mirror, he was an imposter in his own body.

“You keep staring at my man like that, and we’re gonna have an issue.” Kerry stated, appearing behind him, hands going to his hips. He was so warm, he always had been. Why was Vax always so cold? If Johnny had taken over, would he be warm again?

“Your man is pathetic.” Vax grumbled, glaring into the mirror still.

“Whoa hey, no. Don’t start that.” Kerry pressed him into the sink so he couldn’t escape. “I tolerate a lot, but you self depicting is not one of them.” His arms went around his waist, looking at them through the mirror with V.

“I am. My own fuckin’ body doesn’t want me. My face looks different, I fucking smile different. My voice doesn’t sound like my voice in my head. I’m an engram of myself.” Kerry let him rant, pressing a warm kiss to his shoulder.

“I sound like him. I drink like him. I fucking sit like he did. This body is his and he’s not even fucking here to control it. And I can see it, in your eyes and Rogue’s and Bes and Denny, even fucking Judy doesn’t look at me the same anymore. And she knew me before him. I’m not me anymore, how is that not fucking pathetic?” Vax felt his hands shaking as he gripped the sink, not meeting Kerry’s eyes.

“Turn,” Kerry tugged in V’s hips, helping him turn around. Vax didn’t want to face him, he was supposed to be Kerry Eurodyne’s sexy young input, a mystery man that was possibly his bodyguard. They fucked on a burning yacht and blew up trucks, and he was starting to believe maybe he had been way too much like Johnny back then, that Johnny’s wild and impulsive behavior had leaked into V by that point.

“I didn’t get to know V before Johnny. And I met V when he had Johnny in him. Johnny was a fucking asshole- Look at me, baby- Johnny was a selfish asshole that didn’t care what happened to anyone around him… until he met you. It takes a lot to tame Johnny, but somehow you did it. You aren’t the same Vax you were back then, but you are not Johnny. I like this V, who yeah sure smirks like an asshole but I tend to like asshole men.” Kerry cupped his face, forcing Vax to make eye contact.

“You’re my Vax now. And from what Guadeloupe and Vik say, you haven’t changed as much as you think you have. You are still a giant sweetheart, you love boxing, you don’t drink a Silverhand. Johnny would say Jackie’s drink is ‘too sweet’. So what you manspread? More room for me to sit.” Vax chuckled at that, bumping their foreheads together.

Then Kerry grabbed his jaw and pulled his face closer.

“If I ever hear you call my man pathetic again, I will kick your ass.” It was an empty threat. Kerry never laid a hand on V outside of the bedroom, and even then it was within V’s boundaries.

“Isn’t it tiring? Taking care of me? You’ve taken care of me since I came down, and even before that. All you’ve done is take care of me, you’ve dealt with 3am nightmares, god knows how many times you’ve sang the boat song for me, sometimes my hands shake so goddamn bad I can’t do anything! How is that not exhausting?” Vax’s voice wavered as he spoke, feeling tears threatening to spill.

“V- Vax, baby focus. You’re gonna hyperventilate if you keep trying to talk like that-“

“And you’re still taking care of me!”

Kerry got Vax to sit on the ground, holding him close to his chest while Vax sobbed. How many times has he cried in Kerry’s chest? How many night did he keep him up with worry? Or scared him screaming form a nightmare? He was exhausted and he knew Kerry was too.

“Big deep breath.” Kerry whispered into his hair, sitting him up so he could take one.

Kerry rubbed his back, wiped his tears, and Nibbles had come in to check on her owner. She was wearing a little black sweater Mama Welles had bought her a while ago.

“Now, I don’t want you take this like I’m comparing you to him okay?” Vax nodded, holding Nibbles close. “I’m not patient, but I was friends with Johnny for over 20 years, and you know better than anyone how annoying that man can be. He was even more exhausting alive. I know where my limit is, and I know where you’re limit is, you’ve hit your limit, I haven’t. I take care of you because you reached into my chest with those big starstruck eyes and pulled my heart out-“

“Nice lyrics.”

“Babe.”

“Sorry.”

“What I’m tryin’ to say it, I take care of you because I want too. I promised you I’d be there for the whole ride, and guess what? We’re still on it, sweetheart. You’re still being affected by the relic every damn day, I see you fighting in your head all the time. I’m here to drag you out. There’s no where you could go that I can’t follow you and drag your ass back to me. I chose you, you chose me. Not everything we do is gonna be fun but we’re gonna suffer together.”

Vax was leaned into Kerry’s hand, listening to him talk. How many times were they gonna sit on the bathroom floor and talk? Was that their thing? It wasn’t so bad, he supposed.

“And don’t you dare apologize. Let’s just go lay down okay? You’ve exhausted yourself.” Kerry kissed his forehead and helped him up, following him to their bed.

The two settled down, Nibbles going to her spot at the end of the bed.

Not everything they did would be sexy or fun, as much as Vax wished he could give Kerry that. He deserved a normal partner, and instead he was dealing with Vax-

“Stop thinking. Just relax… I’ve got you.” Kerry kissed his forehead and pulled him closer, tucking him under his chin.

Vax tried to fight sleep, but Kerry started singing and he couldn’t fight it for long. He knew he was safe when he had Kerry.

[idonutlose]

My grew up on pc fps games ass is playing a fighting game for the first time and man this shit is hard as balls. It feels very similar to trying out painting as someone who mostly just drew lineart in that its different approaches (controls) to get a similar result (winning) and while it's tough at first I know it's gonna be super satisfying to really get it eventually.

eventually....

[furrymines]

Part 6

ASMR i eat your arm

[modperseus]

i've been autism steamrolled um.

[kakapojay]

YEEEEEEOUCH says this Neovenator. Stepped on something sharp or smth idk

[oblitus-vulpes]

he literally asked me abt why salt doesn't Really make a difference in the cook time of pasta. he initiated this.

poll time OVER he walked away in the middle of a conversation and ignored me when i tried to get his attention again and now i am crying. 💪💪👍

[invaderoli]

a really cool songthat I made well it isn't a song it's just lyrics but they're really cool it's really cool lyrics

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Thank you for listening.

[cecilthecowardly]

my neck. has hurt. for over two months. possibly three. every day nonstop. somebody needs to either get me a massage or just suck all of the blood out of my body please yeeeeeeouch

[boat-crash]

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yeeeeeeouch

[vangoofy]

she boy on my girl til i YEEEEEEOUCH!!

[sktls-ig]

YEEEEEEOUCH!

Who bited your peepnis

[timaeusterrored]

Random shit Andrew found and thought was funny. (TLOU Twitter memes are jokes on tiktok I HIGHLY suggest them)

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(Pretend this is a Twitter layout)

V: Thursdays are crunchy.

Kerry: I can hear V’s little demon fingers typing all fast prepare yourselves for some bullshit.

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Johnny: Open up.

V: it all started when I was six I guess.

Johnny: Open the fucking door, V.

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Johny: Riddle me this: if homosexuality isn’t contagious, why do I get homosexual thoughts every time he takes his shirt off?

Rogue: there’s a lot to unpack here and I’m not even sure where to begin

Nancy: RIDDLE ME THIS😭

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College Au Kerry

Kerry: Live tweeting my tattoo.

Kerry: owie.

Kerry:owwwwwwww

Kerry: yeeeeeeouch

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V: Any room could be a panic room if you give me a fucking second.

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Misty: I’m burning sage and Johnny is complaining abt how it’s irritating his skin yeah I bet you fucking demon.

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V tweeting

Kerry when we first met: what’s your name

Me trying to be mysterious: I don’t know

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Denny: heard a loud crash upstairs

Kerry: Sorry my shirt fell.

Denny: it sounded very loud…

Kerry: yeah cause I was in the shirt.

Denny: …SO YOU FELL?

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River: Just walked into V’s house and there was a shrimp on the ceiling and I was like “what the hell happened?” And he said “ignore that I got startled” BRO?😭

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Tiny Mike: Bro I am fucking up this Apple

River: is it good?

Tiny Mike: yes bro I’m gnawing at the core n shit

River: alright damn

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2004 Kerry: The Za got me thinking about tragedies that haven’t even happened yet… August 2023… damn…

Denny: Ker please put it away😭

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Johnny: I hate when girls try to kiss me during sex.

Johnny: I got a girlfriend, chill.

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Denny: Told my boyfriend his phone case was heavy and he replies, “you’re heavy”

Denny: I shit you not I have never an apology come out of someone’s mouth faster in my LIFE

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Kerry: V and I are no longer dating.

V: that is a horrible way to tell people we are married.

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Judy: I’m at Walmart and this little girl walked by and said “I like your hair” and I said “thanks I like your shirt” and she got real quiet and then said “yeah my mama put my daddy outside last night cause he cheated” and I said “dang I’m sorry” and she said “yeah but you’re pretty tho”😭

Louise: @ Kerry Eurodyne

Judy: FUCK-

[dinkbear]

the desire to not want to cause my gf any dysphoria by asking her to shave VS ow ow owwwwie ow ow ow prickly and scratchy yeeeeeeouch

[gayleafpool]

i see u get trapped in the net. HA. NOWS MY CHANCE. SAY GOODNIGHT VAMPIRE!!!!

HOWEVER IN MY HASTE i fail 2 notice the bear trap on the ground and step into it YEEEEEEOUCH AWOOOOOOOOOOO. now we are both trapped……. I SIT IN SILENCE. my leg is ouchie :( HOWEVER NOW I HAVE A MOMENT 2 THINK. A MOMENT TO PONDER. and i think……. mayhaps…….. neither of us were ever the true monster. maybe the monster all along…..,,, WAS OUR HATRED. OUR RIVALRY!!!!! but could a vampire and a werewolf ever truly see eye 2 eye ……

ABBY.

[uglyseason]

[xellevexom]

Wholesome Luke and Simeon content inspired by that one Luke memory card I pulled the other day.

A bit of unwholesome Mammon content at the end. 👀👀👀

I suck at writing stuff other than FeMC. Gomenasorry in advance.

"Luke, what's the matter?" you asked, after discovering the source of stifled whimpers coming from the bushes near the stairs heading toward the gravelly courtyard.

Luke was sitting on the small crawlspace in the corner of the stairs and bushes. This space, much like a well-travelled road, seemed to have been a popular hiding spot for a certain small being.

The fair-headed angel raised his head from his pale hands. His oceans eyes was wrought with tears.

"M-MC?" He hiccupped.

Your parental instincts kicked in as you immediately descended down the stairs and kneeled before the crestfallen angel.

"Luke, what happened?" you asked, as you brushed a few stray hairs and tears away from his precious eyes.

"They were teasing me again!" he half-yelled with balled fists slamming on his knees.

You knew people gave Luke a lot of crap, often being one of those people giving him crap, but it seemed like someone took it one step too far.

You rolled off your knees to crouch and sit on the ground next to him. "Do you wanna talk—"

"IT WAS MAMMON!"

Ah, yes. That stupid Mammoron. You made a mental note to make full use of the pact you had with the masochistic demon. You turned your attention back to the little angel.

"He's always teasing me!" Luke supplemented. "Calling me a little dog, telling me to stop yapping like one, he even called me Fido!"

Mammon really did make some funny jokes about the smaller angel, but you tried your best to hide your amusement and sympathized with Luke regarding his diminutive stature and too-honest opinion.

"Don't mind that Mammoron. He is, after all, the Avatar of Greed. He can't help it. It's in his nature."

That didn't seem to cheer him up.

"What did Mammon say, Luke?"

"He said that I'll never be like Simeon with all my yapping around." Tears threatened to spill again.

You felt your heart ache as the small angel continued to express his distress. You could do nothing but hear him air out his frustrations.

"I'm worried, MC."

Luke twiddled his thumbs on the gold embroidery over the draped fabric of his cloak.

"What if..." He hesitated, afraid to utter his fears.

You gently laid your hand over his with a reassuring smile, urging him to let it out.

"What if I'm not good enough?" Luke continued, expelling a deep sigh. "What if I'll never be good enough? What if I'm really just a yappy dog? What if... I'll disappoint..."

The tears fell freely down his cheeks. This conversation was all too familiar for you.

You sat there quietly, waiting for Luke to continue.

"I often think about how I'll never be like Simeon. Simeon is the perfect angel that everyone loves and respects. Michael will be so disappointed in me."

There was a time when you had doubts in your life, but another human, possibly an angel in disguise, came to your rescue with kind words of encouragement that you promised to pass on to the next person in need.

You looked at Luke and confirmed that this lost lamb needed guidance.

"Can I tell you a secret, Luke?" You whispered conspiratorially.

Luke momentarily stopped his ranting and looked at you with wide eyes. "A secret?"

"Well, it's not really a secret. It's something not a lot of people know about me."

Luke gave you a weary look before nodding his head for approval. You settled in the ground, as if the fact you were going to tell him was of national levels of secrecy.

"When I was in Christian school I—"

"YOU WENT TO CHRISTIAN SCHOOL?" Luke exclaimed before you shot him with a look of both amusement and warning to keep his mouth shut. He took the hint and pursed his lips.

"Yes, I went to Christian school, so you should be familiar with the story of Jonah and the big fish, right?"

Luke nodded his head vigorously. "I've also met Jonah. He's such an inspiration to us all!"

Luke's infectious bright smile lightened your heart. Luke was now listening attentively.

"Well, Jonah was selfish, but God did not give up on him. In fact, God gave him a hard lesson to prove that he loved and cared for Jonah."

Luke had a melancholic look on his face. Based on his expression, it was clear that he wondered if he was as selfish as Jonah.

"Let us not become weary in doing good, for at the proper time we will reap a harvest if we do not give up."

"Galatians, chapter 6 verse 9," Luke commented as he dried his eyes.

"You get it," you said, giving him small pats on the head.

"If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were an angel in disguise, MC." Luke beamed. "You should really come to the Celestial Realm with us, MC."

"Haha, all right." You said looking around your surroundings. "But first, we should get up from this dirt patch."

Luke glanced down and finally realized that you, indeed, were sitting on dirt. You both stood up and stepped out of the bushes.

As you were puffing the dirt off your uniform, you noticed that his hat was askew.

You bent over to fix it and he blushed with an appreciative smile.

"Thanks, MC," Luke said, trying his hardest to hide his embarrassment.

"You're welcome—"

"LUKE!" Someone's worried voice echoed from the hallway.

You both turned to the voice and see Simeon briskly yet gracefully walked toward you. Mammon lazily walked behind him. The worried look on Simeon's face made Luke look down on the ground.

"I'm sorry I ran away like that, Simeon," Luke said with as much sorrow and regret as he can express.

Simeon breathed a sigh of relief as he kneeled down to place both his hand on his small shoulders.

"Luke, you musn't run away like that. It will worry me and everyone involved," Simeon gently scolded.

"Tch, I don't get why you're all worried about that puppy!" Mammon blurted, casting a dirty look at Luke. "Now you went ahead and troubled MC. Luke, you're—"

"Mammon," you warned.

Simeon stood up, looking like he was about to say something, but you stopped him.

"Mammon, say one more word, and—"

"And what?" Mammon laughed, placing his hands on his hips. "You don't scare me!" He laughed.

Mammon's laugh was cut short as you uttered, "Mammon, down!"

"EEEEAGH!" Mammon screeched as everyone audibly heard his knees and palms crunch in the gravelled ground.

"MC!" Luke and Simeon glared at the fallen demon.

"What are you doing!" Mammon screamed, glaring at the ground.

"Teaching you a lesson," you declared as you folded your arms.

"What lesson?"

"Be joyful in hope, patient in affliction, and faithful in prayer."

"Romans, chapter 12 verse 12," Simeon said with a pleased look on his face. "How very studious of you, MC!"

"No one likes a show-off, MC." Luke pouted and puffed up his cheeks that had shy flush to them.

"What the hell is going on?" Mammon screeched from the ground.

"Come, Luke, let's go back to Purgatory Hall and bake something sweet." Simeon gave Luke a gentle pat on the head.

"Of course, Simeon!" Luke flashed a genuine smile as they quietly turned around and walked away.

"Simeon, can you tell me more about..." And just like that, they reverted back to their celestial bubble.

As soon as Simeon and Luke walked away, your gentle expression turned dark as you gazed at the groveling Avatar of Greed. His fierce gaze shifted to a timid one as you flashed him a mischievous grin.

"H-Hey, MC." The panic in Mammon's voice was evident as you raised your heel.

"What are you doi—YEEEEEEOUCH!"

Mammon's screech could be heard throughout the entire Devildom as you dug your heel into his forehead, giving him a crystal-clear view of your black lace panties.

"The wicked will shall not be unpunished, Mammon.

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Y'ALL... I wasn't expecting this to get any attention and I'm low-key happy. Sorry about the horrible space but I fixed it now.

I want to continue this, but I hope y'all don't mind the turn of events

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