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Hello🐹Now that is near the end of the year, it’s time for the personal top-5 list of my builds and CCs that I’m most proud of😤also a little bit of self-promotion…_(:з」∠)_
I've said I'd build the Mass Effect Normandy and hopefully finished the sim-shape hologram but it didn't happen _(:з」∠)_ (a new idea came up with the hologram thingy I will have to test it out before making anything...) hopefully a more productive year in 2025 (´・ω・`)
Anyway…to the list! ⬇️⬇️⬇️
5. Underground City - Kabuki (No CC)🎦|| Just realized although I've made only a few builds this year I actually like all of them...I really really really want to build an underground city, and honestly I'm quite surprised with what I could do with no CCs xD I really need to build one with CCs ( •̀ ω •́ )✧
4. Post-Apocalyptic Bridge Town (No CC)🎦 || I don't usually build builds that doesn't match its surroundings, but I really love this bridge-town ( •̀ ω •́ )✧ My favorite part is the functional beach lounge in the concrete tunnel xD
3. The Columbarium🎦 || I play my sims in generations, so I've always wanted a nice cemetery for my save. And now my sims could finally have a place to visit their loved ones :)
2. Kowloon Tong Lau (No CC)🎦 || I love all the signs and neon lights I placed on the outside ( •̀ ω •́ )✧ I actually lived in a Tong Lau before with my grandmother. I miss her 🧡🐹
1. Shady Ripperdoc Center🎦 || I love the build, I love the CCs I made for this build. I am proud of myself for this build😤 xD
To the CC List! ⬇️⬇️⬇️
5. This is Still a Door || This may appears to be a simple door, but to me this is the toilet door in my grandparents house, and it means a lot to me (´・ω・`)🧡 xD It might be broken and it has stains, but it doesn't mean it isn't functional and dirty (well maybe a bit...) xD
4. It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas || This is actually kind of a last minute set, and I'm actually meaning to make a nicer digital wall fireplace thiny (^^)"
3. Simple Columbarium Niche || I thought making this would be easy, turns out no it wasn't ._. It originally had a function to store the urn, but when I finally tested it out on a community lot turns out storage is not possible...
2. Ripperdoc Set || I'm surprised at myself for actually making a set xD it was a lot of work but also a lot of fun, therefore it's worth it ( •̀ ω •́ )✧
1. Cyberpunk 2077 Sliding Doors and Frames || This has the best cover photo ever...look at all the colors!! (≧∇≦)ノ p.s. just to be clear if I ever label any sim-thing as "cyberpunk 2077" that means those objects/build designs are originally from the game Cyberpunk 2077. any other thing else are "inspired by" ( •̀ ω •́ )✧
Summery of 2024:
I didn't make much builds and CCs this year since I got that 2-months only hiatus _(:з」∠)_ It was a hot season with my computer heating up due to JUST playing the Sims 4 only - which really frustrated me, along with the sudden increase of Sims 4 glitches and bugs😡 I remember browsing through the EA Sims 4 Bug Report Forum and seeing all those reports really made me felt disappointed in the game (I know I'm kinda in the creator network thingy but that does not mean I have to praise the game blindly...) but thankfully somehow the crashes stopped and the switching to DX11 seems to have solved a lot of lagging issues🤔
Oh and yea this year I got into the Sims 4 Creator Program (EA Creator Network) (≧∇≦)/ xD I actually applied for it a very long time ago when it was called something else...I applied it for Mass Effect xD then I think I saw someone talking about the program recently and I was like "hmm...I think I had submitted my name to a program like that..." but I never got a reply...so I renewed my application and added Sims 4 and Dragon Age to it...and then it happened ( •̀ ω •́ )✧ the thing I'm most happy about is my creator code is "hamster" xD just - 🐹🐹🐹 xD
anyway hoping for a better year for 2025. hope everyone stay safe, stay cozy, be happy :)
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we’re trending first again?!?? we really can’t be killed
#i’m pretty sure bucktommy is gonna be at least top 5 in the yearly fandom analytics 💀#911 abc#bucktommy
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think of all the damage i could do - xana
phil in a crop top everybody cheered <3
#don't worry about the song name sjdfs#had no choice but to continue my unofficial yearly tradition of drawing crop top phil every july since. 2020#and now 4 years and 5 drawings later crop top phil is actually real absolutely love to see it <33#and the way i was like 98% done w this drawing when that fashion vid dropped#only for phil in that video to do like the Exact pose i was trying (and failing) to find an art ref for sdjfs#amazingphil#phil lester#dan and phil#dpgdaily#dnp art#my art#phan
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just realized spotify will stop collecting data for the spotify wrapped soonish and i have to say i have no idea what my top 5s are gonna be this year
#last year i knew my top 1 song months ago#now ive listened to so many songs on repeat for hours so idk#hozier will most likely still be in my top 5 artists#dodie might not be this year sadly#cas might be? ludovico einaudi maaaaybe? i mean both have been top 1 at monthly a few times but idk if it's enough to put them top 1 yearly#anyway im excited#jo says stuff#spotify wrapped
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here are 100 of my top played albums of 2024!
Using my archive of monthly 4x4 "top album" (most played) charts, I added up the total appearances for every artist. I also calculated how many times each individual album appeared on a monthly top played albums chart.
This legend lists overall percentage, calculated from x/192. Which comes from: 1 monthly, 4x4 chart contains 16 albums, multiplied by 12.
The Band accounted for 29.3% of all top albums this year, filling 43/192 slots. This includes Levon Helm & Robbie Robertson’s solo albums. This makes them the artist that most frequently appeared!
My top 5 artists occupy 144/192 slots. (The Band, Bob Dylan, Beastie Boys, De La Soul, Neil Young)
The only month which The Band did not appear was in January of 2023.
The reason that Bob Dylan & The Band is it's own category is because of albums Before The Flood and Basement Tapes. Those are collaboration albums, so I don't feel that lumping them in with either Bob or The Band would be appropriate. Also it makes me feel more shameless about my bob consumption lmfao
"Other" is to make this chart less cluttered. These are the artists with the least amount of appearances, most of them being as low as 1.
The album which appeared the most on my monthly albums charts was The Basement Tapes!
#beefcharts#yearly#2024#albums#my top 5 artists i got from spotify wrapped. i wanted to break it down by album because i think albums like basement tapes and before the#flood inflate my bob numbers way disproportionately. that is because he is the sole credit for those albums on spotify.
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I'm actually so serious that spotify wrapped is one of my favourite holidays of the year and the fact that it's taking a week longer to release this year than I was fully convinced it would actually take is pretty agonising. But also opening the wikipedia article about it and seeing it described simply as a "viral marketing campaign" cracked me up in a sad way because well. Yeah of course it's that. Of course it's a viral marketing campaign first and foremost. But also give me my stats and my 100 top songs of the year playlist NOOOWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#there's several reasons why i consider november my favourite month of the year and it doesn't even matter that much that i have last fm now#i still want to see just exactly how many minutes of sparks listening i managed to squeeze into these 10 and a half months#and i'm really excited about the fact that each year i have a considerably greater number of minutes listened#and all tracks and artists played through the year. but this year might completely blow the previous ones out of the water#in big part because i've been drawing much more and i always listen to music when i draw#september alone probably consisted in like 1/4 of its length if not more of just music listening#and ofc the playlist with which it's my yearly tradition to listen to it without spoilers and have the delightful moments of:#listening to a playlist of my most replayed songs and thinking 'wow i can't believe this playlist has my favourite songs in it'#even if it's not entirely accurate as i've learned in the previous years#like for one thing it only lets the same artist reappear every 4 songs on the list (not counting the top 5)#because otherwise all my playlists from 2021 until now would have been like 50-75% just one artist and nothing else#ok since i'm already on this topic my last fm is kitten_intro if anyone would be interested in checking it out lol#stats not entirely accurate anymore because i could no longer be bothered to delete all the hundreds of double scrobbles since july or so#i might try to clean all that up by the end of the year but who knows how annoying it will be in practice and if i really go through with it#but still. look at the ratio between my two most listened to bands and everything else boy#already tells you all you need to know about my music listening habits#goosepost
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someday someone is gonna write paulalia fic (affirmations so I don't kill myself immediately)
#txt.me#paulalia#dunetwo#checking ao3 like a beggar still and by god its a hellscape out there 😭😭#i dont even really read fic but. THE DYNAMIC u guys.#(ok except for the yearly og!kylux or spirk breakdown......#..............or eruri every 5 years but that lasts like a week tops and then im normal again)#(i shan't speak on the jonsa of it all.)
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another year of being convinced spotify wrapped it rigged. are you genuinely trying to tell me my top artist is taylor swift? i don't think i've listened to a single song of hers all year on spotify. and what do you mean my top song from her is "tell me why" i have never heard that song in my life?? great way to find new music tho, by spotify telling you it's your favourite 😭
#it's always a bit funny#why does spotify want to gaslight me into being a swifie so bad#is the assumption that i won't notice my 'top artist' being someone i don't hear more than 5 songs from in a year?#and right before that spotify will be all 'oh your favourite genres? rock modern rock punk indie etc#and your favourite artist? well taylor swift of course!#is the idea that people just don't question it???#the song i've never heard before is my favourite song of Course. how could i forget#...at least say a song of hers i've actually heard before 😭#spotify wrapped continuing the yearly tradition of lying to my face
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The actively callous way the MB healthcare systems treats indigenous patients can not be illustrated more clearly than this:
#grace hospital amputation#medical malpractice#indigenous genocide#cnd politics#homelessness#fuuuuuuuck our healthcare system#& FUCK THE GRACE#worked there over a decade & I have nothing kind to say about it at this point#between this & mb gov't dicking my brother around + consistently fucking up his gender+name on his IDs (5 FUCKING TIMES NOW) I'm about to —#REDACTED— the top-paid fuckers whose names+payrates get published yearly
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It should be illegal for YouTube Music to stop counting older plays from your "Songs on Repeat" section. If I'm continuing to listen to the same 5 songs for a month straight I want to see exactly how many plays I've had in the past month. Anyways I'm at like 45 hours for one artist in the span of two weeks
#god help me. autism#sometimes the tism hits and you go hmm i want to listen to this handful of songs for many many hours each day and nothing else#gamers i think ive fucked up my yearly stats.#i hate it here. not stopping tho#my top artist for ALL OF LAST YEAR was literally like 16 hours..... im so fucked#<NOTE: THIS IS BC YOUTUBE MUSIC DOESNT COUNT VIDEO GAME SOUNDTRACKS IN THE 'TOP ARTIST' SECTION.#my actual 'top artist' wouldve been the HFW soundtrack or Splatoon 2 soundtrack... not sure which. probably HFW#i had 25 hours worth of listens to 'In The Flood' and there were 3 other pieces from the HFW soundtrack in my top 5 songs of the year
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got rejected from my dream school !!!!
#fucking sobbing#watching people post about getting into their top schools is actually making me so upset rn#cause like#what more did i need to do to be in that position??#i got the 4.0 gpa with my yearly gpa increasing every year at a steady interval#i swam varsity all four years on top of swimming 15+ hours a week outside of school for my club team that i’ve been on since i was 5#and my sat scores weren’t perfect but i was still well within the top 96 percent tile#like#i i wasn’t even applying to ivies or anything like that. i know i wouldn’t make it into an ivy. but come on. what more did i have to do?#i held a steady job in customer service since the summer going into high school on top of babysitting 3-4 days after school every#week for the past two years#i threw away my entire social life for swim and work. and it’s literally all for nothing.
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Hello🐹Now that is near the end of the year, it's time for the personal top-5 list of my builds and CCs that I’m most proud of😤also a little bit of self-promotion…_(:з」∠)_
This year I did 22 builds (a little bit more than last year...xD) Last year I said I'd hope to build Mass Effect Normandy, Shepard’s apartment, a high school fit for the Cyberpunk 2077 world...but none of that happened..._(:з」∠)_ Well I'd hope again I'll be able to build those this year xD
Anyway…to the list! ⬇️⬇️⬇️
5. Komorebi Thrift and Bubble Tea Store🎦|| This year I tried to create a No-CC build every month, and honestly I'm quite surprised how much stuff sims 4 have (of course debug items included...xD). Interestingly, the thing I love most with this build is the vending machine at the entrance..._(:з」∠)_
4. Nomad Campsite🎦|| I had a lot a lot of fun building this. This turns out better than I imagined ( •̀ ω •́ )✧ Only thing I wished I could've done is make those tent a "real room" so electronics inside won't break..._(:з」∠)_
3. Waterfront Nightclub🎦|| I really really love those catwalks above the dance floor, it added so many potential to storytelling ( •̀ ω •́ )✧ This is also one of the very few builds that I'm not using in my game-play save...instead it's for you guys hehe🧡
2. Lestat’s Apartment🎦|| I love vampires and I love cyberpunk, this is one of my dream apartments xD The way the showcase video is made is also one of my favorites ( •̀ ω •́ )✧
1. Abandoned Subway Strip Club🎦|| I've build like 4~5 strip clubs now and honestly this is my favorite one ( •̀ ω •́ )✧ I just wish I had more space to really build the subway parts with more abandoned tunnels...
To the CC List! ⬇️⬇️⬇️
I know I didn't make much CCs this year...but somehow it's still kinda hard to pick a favorite...I like them all xD
5. Heart Shape Animated Neon Sign || Seriously huge thanks to Syboulette for her patience and guidance🧡🧡I never thought I'd be able to make animated stuffs like this \(≧∇≦)/ And also, check out this 🔞18+ animated neon hehe Animated Phallus Sign
4. Miniature Space Hamster Set || When the poll results came out, I was kinda disappointed...but then I thought:😤I'll do it myself! And OMG I'm really not good at making build-mode items xD I'm also so glad that Sims 4 Studio added the function to mod stairs and fences just in time for the project ( •̀ ω •́ )✧
3. City Living Cyberpunk Food Stall || I need to make more of these ( •̀ ω •́ )✧ xD
2. Ashtray with Animated Smoke || My first ts4.script object...I feel so proud of myself xD...Python is weird..._(:з」∠)_
1. Secret Passage - Science Portrait || I love secret passages...bookcase doors, hidden door behind a shelf, etc...I really gotta make more of these...xD
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A DRAGON'S LAIR! ☾ ⋆*・゚⋆*
— sum: You were exploring Tarus city as a self mission, trying to find the dragon who was told to have lived in the city for many years to come. You thought that you would encounter barely anything, but you were ever so wrong.
— characters: dragon!sylus
— warnings: pining, he tops ur clothes, double penetrartion (he had too dicks), improper use of his tail, manhandling, biting, fuckin from behind. (if i have missed any, please inform me!)
— wc: 1,746
You've never been one to lerk into unknown territory or to find refuge in a random city that you learnt about in a history book — it's never been in your nature at all. But once you saw the posters, you knew that it was a place of worship and surprise.
Tarus city, a city where it's been claimed to have a dragon that laid in the depths of a special cave. The cave was highly risky for any normal human being, I mean, the image that laid on the posters was frightening enough to keep away tourists. The unusually greyish-red that scattered around the cave's entrance, moving around like a line circling a branch, a black thick coating around it which looked like claws when compared to each other, the singular hand on the top leading to the cave like it was inviting you.
You loved mythical creatures so this was a field day for you, you needed to go.
There was also a garden which yearly grew beautiful flowers there, crimson in colour and rose in shape. They scattered everywhere, and they seemed to have been planted by a very skilled gardener — if there even was one back in the early years of life. Oh how you'd love to distress by rolling in there after a long day, what a dream.
But you weren't just there for the cool looking dragon, you were there for the sword. Like that playground sword that you had to remove from the ground, and whoever could move it was the 'chosen one', there was one that laid outside the cave, imbedded in the beautiful scenery of flowers and healthy grass with its delicate pattern leaving you with mysteries.
"Where did it come from?" "What does it symbolise?" "How did it get there out of all places?"
Who owned it?
Well, let's just say that you weren't too scared to find out. You needed answers and if you had to dig into a random mythical cave then you will. Despite the lack of information, you searched up any little tips to help you navigate inside of a cave.
You needed to be prepared, and properly prepared.
After a while of constant climbing and exploring the beautiful long yards of greenery, you stood face to face with the cave that was feared the most back in Linkon City, aka the Dragon's Lair. In the papers, it looked like absolute horror capturing in a frame but in person, it was gorgeous.
The cave was expanded and opened for anyone to come into, and you'd did just that. Entering the cave, you turned on the flashlight you brought, seeing insta treasures of many different kinds of art scattered around the walls of the cave. "Wow...this is cool..." you softly murmured to yourself, still engrossed in the scenery—
...what the hell was that?
A deep and raged growl sped through the walls of the cave like air, filling your eyes with an intense sound. Hissing, the growl's sound waves led you to an expanded room, where a big bed-like item was in the front, surrounding by more jewels of ancient treasures. You found yourself searching around, looking for what this place could've belonged to.
And after 5 minutes, you dug in, "What's the worst that could happen?"
Searching the amazing rich items on the floor, your bag got heavier and heavier with time. Each jewel that caught your eye went in. Some of them even had ancient symbols on them, now that's a lot of money.
But, a singular gem caught your eye. It was a necklace that had a black substance scattered all over it, laying on the bed that was in the middle of the room. "Oh?" your hand went out, curious, "This is peculiar."
The necklace was a beautiful golden chain, wrapping with ancient knots and twists so it was bonded together perfectly. On both sides of the pendants scattered around the necklace, there were small, very intricate patterns dented into the metal. It had a pocture of a dragon on the front, and it...was weirdly shaped. Like the top half was crossed out, but forget that, you just found a good millions of money in your hands.
"Well, that's been a nice journey here cave, thanks for the new finds and...yeah. I'll be going."
You turned for the entrance where you came from, and it was blocked off by a large bolder. "Huh..? Why...who?"
You turned around to find a way to get out when a tail wrapped around your waist, pulling you down to your knees in a rapid manner. You scrapped your knee on the harsh carpet. "Ah! Hah...ow.." You tired to arise from your forced position when you heard a deep voice.
"Were you never taught of etiquette? Or was it just you who missed out?"
He boomed over you, a...handsome man. He was silver hair, crimson eyes and weird black claws and a tail. His clothes bleeding in with his skin.
This isn't the dragon. I mean, it's a literally human being?
"Etiquette? Who are you?" You replied back harshly, not thinking before you spoke. Remembering quickly, it was too late, his tail went around your body before whipping the skin behind you thighs. You yelped, cursing the man-dragon above you.
"You!—" "Me what?"
He arose from his throne, walkijg menacingly to grab your waist before pulling you up to your feet. He turned you around, your back against his toned chest. His hand went over your chin and upper neck, pushing your head back to his shoulder with a smirk.
"Maybe I should teach you," he bite your collarbone before growling, "how to respect a dragon's cave."
"Gahh—Ugggg, you're so deep!—"
"Focus."
That same dragon had you bent over the same drawer you had stolen from, your clothes ripped from his sharp claws just where you soaked pussy was.Your back arched like never before and his hand still around your chin, his teeth biting and sucking on your collarbone with delight. His hips were slow but deep, reaching your cervix with long strokes, his dick sending you into a wave of pleasure.
"What's the answer?"
He'd made you write down the rules of entering his cave again, the pencil shaking vigorously in your trembling hands. The paper soaking up your falling tears as you begged and pleaded with the man above you. "Hahh— Sylus— please...! Please! I might just—"
His tail traveled down your clit, gently caressing it with the peek of the tail. "Write it down, or I'll do even worse." He threatened, and you obeyed, grabbing the pencil and harshly writing down, "I will be respectfu—"
"Ah!!" His hip gave you a sharp thrust, a warning to behave and write properly. His hand groping your wee cheeks to the point that you could feel his claws digging into your flesh. "You have one more chance." With every word, he thrusted harder until you shrieked, your body bending more forward to escape his powerful hips, you pussy squeezes into the life out of him.
Your hands went back, trying to push his pelvis away from you. "Hm?" He hummed, his eyebrow rising before you hear a chuckle, "Want me to slow down sweetie?" His voice was playful, yet you nodded quickly anyway.
"Too bad." 

He sped up, his hips snapping so fast with your to the point where it echoed in the room. Your hands banged on the drawer, lookijg for a way to soothe to intense pleasure that you were being given. You couldn't even speak, your face fucked out and your body slowly weakening.
"S-Sy...luss...I can't...! Please..." You begged, trying to find a better way to convince him to give you a break. His dick the was so deep that you thought that it was two dicks at once. It felt so huge, and more struggle.
The stretch was too much, you yelled, "Sylus! Why is it—" You gasped loudly, relent that he had two massive ducks in you at the moment, both of them lodged deep in your pussy. In that moment, you nearly passed out. "Ahh ah hah...hahh!!" You cried out, tensing, "Pleaseee..."
"You're fine, just one more." Sylus cheered on, his tail moving up to caress your back, travelling down the straight line. His tail met your ass, gently put slowly digging it into your other hole, "No! No no, please, i can't, please," Your whole body was shaking, your sweat coating your skin.
"Mhm, fine, for now." Sylus replied in a teasing tone before continuing to roll his hips into yours, and by that tight squeeze he knew that you were close. You stood a little, crying, "I can feel it!— I need to pee—Why does it feel like I need to pee?!—"
He reassured you, speaking in your ear, "It's normal, you're fine, just relax." You wasn't breathing at all. He grabbed your chin again before ordering you, "Cum."
Your orgasm hit you, your lungs not being able to take in oxygen due to the sheer force of your release. The intense feeling was still shocking you, your hands braking some of the wood of the drawer due to your grip. Your legs shaking like no ever before you felt his claws tap your chest, "Hey, Breathe."
You took a deep breath in before covering your mouth, instantly being met with fatigue. "I need a rest...I can't feel myself..." Sylus chuckled at your position, his hand goijg around your waist to carry you to his bed. "It's okay, you took both off my dicks, well done."
"I knew you'd come along," Sylus hummed, "so just relax my Queen, I'll take care of you.
this is not proofread! i was too eager to post so sorry hotties!
@ aly4khq, do not plagiarise, translate or copy my work. (30/11/24)
#lads#love and deepspace#l&ds#l&ds x reader#lads x reader#love and deepspace x reader#lnds mc#lnds#lnds x reader#sylus fluff#sylus qin#sylus x mc#l&ds sylus#lnds sylus#sylus x reader#lads sylus x reader#sylus smut#love and deepspace sylus#lads sylus#dragon sylus#sylus myth#sylus x you#sylus#lads smut#lnds smut#lnds spoilers#aly4khqq
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Tastes Like Gin | Max Verstappen x Best Friend! Reader
Summary: Max turns 27, and his best friend surprises him with a birthday party. Unfortunately, a few shots from his fellow drivers gives Max more confidence than he expected.
Warnings: Fluff. Friends to lovers.
Requested: No. Just a birthday piece
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redbullracing so many max memories 🎂 here’s to 27. happy birthday
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christianhorner happy birthday, champ
f1 happy birthday, max
user not rbr only using pics of max in team gear
user waiting (not so) patiently for yn’s bday post because she posts the softest pics of max
user i love how this post is just fans complaining about max’s car
→ user it’s ‘cause all the drivers will be waiting for yn to post
user here’s to hoping for more wins when the autumn break is over
user have a purr-fect day 🐱
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yn_ln happy birthday, maxie. no matter how old you get, or how many records you set, you’ll always be the goofball that peed in my paddling pool. happy 27th 🧡🦁
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user yn’s yearly dose of humbling
→ user she always posts the most ego destroying photos of him
→ user as a best friend should
maxverstappen1 i was 5! and you promised you would stop bringing that up
→ yn_ln was i drunk when i made this promise?
→ maxverstappen1 yes…
→ yn_ln then you know it doesn’t count
→ maxverstappen1 for my birthday this year, i’d like a new best friend
→ yn_ln already bought your present and i can’t refund it. soz
danielricciardo why have you posted two pics of him with his tiddies out
→ yn_ln you mean you don’t like the vertiddies? i’m blessing the mv1 fan base
→ redbullracing and my timeline
→ yn_ln see
landonorris 27 years means 27 shots
→ yn_ln only if you’re taking him home at the end of the night. he can puke in your bathtub
→ maxverstappen1 that was one time! and tbf, i’d just won my first wdc
→ charles_leclerc why do you keep desecrating this woman’s water features
lilymhe ew, is that a man?
→ yn_ln i’m only friends with him for his money, i swear! you’re the only one for me
→ user um, haven’t you been friends since you were kids
→ yn_ln it’s called playing the long game. i could tell he was going to be rich since he was little
→ maxverstappen1 i can’t tell if i’m insulted or complimented
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landonorris replied to maxverstappen1’s story wow. what a gorgeous date → i still think you should set us up → maxverstappen1 fuck off → landonorris with a sight like that, i thought you’d be in a better mood
maxverstappen1 replied to yn_ln’s story i can’t believe you pulled off a whole surprise party without me knowing → you’re phenomenal → yn_ln you’re not mad at me for ruining our nice, quiet evening like you were expected → maxverstappen1 no. i get to celebrate with all the people i love → and we still had our quiet dinner just the two of us → i can’t believe you’ve done all of this for me → yn_ln i’d do anything for you
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Tangled in the white bedsheets, you realised you hadn’t changed out of your dress from the night before. Max’s old hoodie, a 33 above the breast, covered the top-half of your frame, providing some semblance of warmth and comfort. Head propped up on the pillows, you squinted at the bright screen in your hand. Blinking furiously, you couldn't tell if the pounding in your head was from the lack of sleep or the disbelief at what you had done. A friendship of over two decades ruined in a single night. Thumb swiping at the screen, a wave of shame washed over you as you scrolled to another post. And then another.
Another image. Another angle. Another trending tweet.
All of them accumulated in one place, screaming at you. For years you had buried the feelings you harboured for your best friend. Shoving them deep down below the surface, hiding them under quick-witted remarks and fleeting touches. He had never shown even an inkling that he returned the way you felt. Laughing it off when the other drivers questioned the nature of your relationship. Shoving you at Lando when he joked he’d “take you off his hands”. Asking you for fashion advice a few hours before a first date. And you had endured it all, in order to remain under the light of his platonic love. In one night, you had torn down the wall you had sloppily cemented together.
The shrill sound of your phone pounded against your skull, piercing through the destructive thoughts. Blurry images of his face pressed against yours were replaced by a professional photo. Max’s face grinning back at you, his cheek smushed against the sliver of your face caught in the edge of the photo. Another night. Another celebration. A very different ending.
“Why are you awake already?” You muttered to yourself, looking at the contact picture filling up your phone. You thought you’d have more time. More time to think of an excuse, to plan a lie, to pretend you knew nothing about it.
About his face going viral, her body going viral, the pair of them connected going viral.
“Morning, old man.” You answered, attempting a light-hearted tone. “I thought you’d still be passed out.”
“I tried,” grumbled Max. “But my phone wouldn’t stop blowing up.”
“That’s odd.”
“Uh, huh. You been on Twitter this morning?”
Silence fell. You didn’t know how to respond to that with a clear voice. Max didn’t need you to. He could read your silence almost as well as your words.
“Did that really happen?”
A sting shot through your chest. Here came the let down. “Well, it can't have been a very memorable kiss if you don’t remember it happening.”
A false laugh echoed down the phone. Max’s eyebrows scrunched together and the unspoken pain.
“I remember every second of it,” he said vehemently. “I just thought I was dreaming again.”
You didn’t hear his words. Already having prepared your next line. Say the words before he can. That’ll make them hurt less.
“It’s okay. I know they didn’t mean anything. You were just drunk. I’m sorry it’s gone viral. I can’t imagine the kind of PR mess this will be.”
“No! No, I wasn’t. I mean, I was intoxicated, sure. But, not drunk enough to do things I didn’t mean-”
“Max, it’s okay. I get it. Nothing will change between us because you had a few too many G&Ts. I’m happy to speak to PR with you and see how we can fix this-.”
“Will you just stop?” Max demanded, voice too loud to both your sensitive ears. He winced as you fell silent, sharp intake of breath filling his ears. “Stop trying to brush this off as nothing. Yes, Charles filled me with shots, and I was more easygoing than normal but I remember every. second. of. that. kiss. You had a cocktail umbrella tucked behind your ear, and Alexandra’s lipstick mark on your cheek. Lando had stolen your hair clip so it was down and loose, just how I like it. I was intoxicated but just enough to give me the courage I didn’t have before.”
“You tasted like gin,” was the breathless reply he got.
“What are you doing this morning?” Max asked, desperate to break the heaviness between the two of you. Desperate to hear your usual answer after a night out; ready for him to take you for a greasy breakfast to mop away the alcohol.
He could hear your smile - picture it in his head - when you said, “Waiting for you to pick me up, of course.”
“I’ll be there in 20.”
“Make it 30. I have terrible morning breath.”
Max’s laughter eased the tension in her body. “Maybe this time you’ll taste like mint.”
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The one consistency about Cabinet of Curiosities so far is that if any given episode was as good as the best part in it, the thing would be great, but as it stands the show is various degrees of. Fine ig
#like I've just watched whatsisface's Model and the scene where he's sobbing about how everything's fixed but she's just stood there#chopping? very good in the 'ofuck something is very wrong here' sense#everything else?#oh no (said in the tones of one who has listened to Red Signal enough for it to have made their yearly top 5) not the r'lyehian chanting
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Playlist Shuffle Tag
rules: you can usually tell a lot about a person by the type of music they listen to. put your playlist on shuffle and list the first 10 songs, and then tag 10 people. no skipping!
tagged by: @negrowhat
Disclaimer: I used my All Music playlist that has like 5000 songs so these don’t necessarily show what I regularly listen to, lol
1. Friction - Imagine Dragons 2. It's Hard To Say "I Do", When I Don't - Fall Out Boy 3. Fire and the Flood - Vance Joy 4. Dime Store Cowgirl - Kacey Musgraves 5. The Problem Is Me - The Get Up Kids 6. Start A War - The National 7. Horizon (Hushed) - Andrew Belle 8. Under the Blue/Take Me In - Hayley Kiyoko 9. Nice Guys Finish Last - Green Day 10. Trees - Twenty One Pilots
I tag @ohnegroplease, @beaucadeau, @yourrescuemission, @chaos0pikachu, @maibpenrai, and anyone who wants to do can consider themselves tagged by me!
#about me#fall out boy has been in my top 5 yearly for the past three years that I've had spotify#so that's pretty accurate#and green day is one of my favorite bands that I've been seeing in concert for like 20 years#and I do have a tattoo from the national#so I mean it's accurate even if none of these songs are in my current songs playlist
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