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#whisper girl#my whispers#whispers#yeah this is abt Jack champion#he makes me so freaking nervous#I try to avoid him in media but I can't#i liked avatar and scream#ngagdhsh#I don't even follow him anywhere too#that's how much he freaks me out#but I want to hold his hand and stuff 😞#jack champion#ethan landry#scream#scream franchise#scream movie#scream 6#scream vi#gaslight gatekeep girlblog#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#this is a girlblog#girlblog aesthetic#girlblogging#girlblog#live laugh girlblog#old man fucker#lana del rey
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do yall ever think about bruce/batman!clone danny standing in front of his bathroom mirror after finding out he was a clone and silently tracing his face. The slope of his jaw and point of his chin. The high angle of his cheekbones and the shape of his eyes, the curve of his brow bones and the shape of his nose. The volume of his hair and the way it curls and gets fluffy when it gets too long.
His hair is black the same way a crow's wing is black. His dad's hair is black the same way a black bear's fur is black. His dad's eyes are blue like the ocean is blue. Danny's eyes are blue the same way a glacier is blue.
His dad has a square jaw and straight flat hair, and he tans and gets a face full of freckles when he's out in the sun for too long. Danny burns like a lobster and his face remains untouched. Danny has a sharp jaw and tall cheekbones, and Sam says when he's not smiling there's almost something regal about him. You would never call Jack Fenton "regal" when he's not smiling.
Sam says when he's not smiling he looks scary the same way a stone statue is. Jack Fenton when he's not smiling looks scary the same way that german shepherd staring at you across the street is.
Do you ever think he grew up wondering if he was adopted. Because of course, he has black hair and blue eyes like his dad. But having the same color doesn't make you someone's child.
Or, worse, things he's heard from the other kids and the other parents and even some of his teachers growing up; that he was the product of an affair. And that his dad was just too stupid to notice. And Danny would defend his parents until the day he died, because Jack Fenton wasn't an idiot and Maddie Fenton wasn't a cheater.
But doubt comes in with fickle tongue. his parents swear up and down that he is their child when he asks about either. That Danny just had his grandparents' features, but he was their son and they loved him.
But Danny doesn't look like either of his parents. His mom's eyes are blue like an aquamarine and Jazz's too. And they burn like lobsters in the sun too, but Jazz gets freckles on her face and so does Maddie. And as Danny grows up he doesn't bulk up or get stocky like his dad did, and when he hits puberty he doesn't shoot up like a tree like Jack Fenton did.
He stays small, and they say he's a late bloomer (and he is), or that he just has his mom's height. But he's fast and has good stamina, and some days it feels like he's built entirely different from his family. That the things they went through growing up just didn't apply to him. Jack and Maddie Fenton both had acne and breakouts when they hit puberty, and Jazz inherits it and he's seen the amount of skincare products she keeps on her side of the bathroom.
And then he hits puberty and breaks out maybe once or twice, but his skin stays clear for the most part and the problems and changes his dad went through just don't happen to him.
And the truth is worse than all of the lies.
How horrifying.
#dpxdc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc crossover#dpdc#danny fenton is a clone#clone danny fenton#clone danny#thinking about the inherent trauma that comes with growing up as a clone and not knowing and questioning everything about yourself#thinking about the amount of effort and lying that Jack and Maddie would've had to to do if they wanted to pass Danny off as their bio son#the MEDICAL RECORDS#danny's medical history is completely different from theirs. any generational health problems the waynes have would/could be passed down to#danny and he's completely oblivious to it up until the reveal. he'd have no idea about any medical risks until they hit him before that.#so many little things and inconsistencies that would just build and build and build until it finally came to a head and the truth came out#forever and ever and ever fascinated by the underlying horror of being a clone. there's a horror in being cloned but there's also a horror#in BEING a clone. like yes he could've always known from the start and that comes with its own set of issues BUT. just. him not knowing#for the longest time. the lies and deceit and betrayal. you know how adopted kids come out and talk about how they didn't know they were#adopted for the longest time and how traumatizing and betrayed they felt when they're finally told 15-20 years down the line? yeah that#i imagine finding out you're a clone is a lot like that.#i read a book in middle school once abt a girl moving to a new town with her family and getting these horrible nightmares and noticing how#everyone was acting strange around her. one of her nightmares was about the 30yo police officer being a shambling corpse talking to her#and at the end of the book she finds out she's actually the clone of a dead older sister and the police officer was her sister's boyfriend.#and she was in gymnastics but quit and her parents were so disappointed bc the og sister was a champion/award winning gymnastics player#and i never did finish the book but god am i reminded of that.#i love reading the dpxdc clone danny posts and they usually have him brush off being a clone which is literally totally fine but duUUDE#just imagine his own horror over it. its SOOO good
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Hii hii can I request a Jack Champion × actress reader where they react on some edits Abt the two of them in an interview and then one ship edit Abt them came out thank you so much
++ I luv your writing so much some times I go overboard by liking all of them sorry Abt that Have a great day/night
ur so sweet anon ty :( <3 I hope I understood this right 😭
Mesmerized — Jack Champion ★
PAIRING: Jack Champion x gn!reader
TAGS: @beary-rambles @ashlesys-blog @wekiamo @wenvierismycomfort @aesthetixhoe @mbankfav @aqellano @dizzyscreams @c8rdigan @teyamsgirll @evanpeterswifeyy868
A/N: he’s so bf like he’s literallyy my bf?! I love my bf!! bf!! he’s so this song!!
The producers for the interview you were doing didn’t tell you what the interview would be about. Both you and Jack just assumed it was a normal interview until you had to do the intro for the video. ‘Action!’
You wave, “Hi I’m y/n l/n!” Jack follows you and waves as well, “And I’m Jack Champion.” You both share a smile before quickly looking back at the camera, “And today we are going to be reacting to edits of ourselves.” Jacks eyes widen a bit before nodding slightly, “Lets do it.” “Lets do it,” you repeat.
Someone gives you a phone and tells you all you need to do is scroll and give commentary. “Jack, do you ever look at edits of yourself?” You ask him before clicking on the first video, you pause it before it starts to hear Jacks answer. “Uhh sometimes,” he laughs, “When I’m bored, or they’ll randomly appear on my for you page. What about you?” You smile a bit, “Same here. I also get tagged in a lot of them.” “Oohh yeah me too.”
“Shall we start?” You ask shaking the phone a little.
“We shall,” Jack responds with finger guns. You chuckle and start the first video, it’s an edit of Jack. It was of his Scream 6 character, Ethan Landry. Jack was blushing slightly when you had looked over at him. You giggled when the video ended, “Soo what’d you think?” He giggled with you, “People are really talented. I will say though I wasn’t expecting so many people to love Ethan. Especially because of.. the movie,” he said slowly.
You hum, “The movies been out a while I think you can say it.” He looks at you and then back at the camera, “I didn’t expect many people to love my character in Scream 6 because he’s a psychopathic murderer who chases people in a Ghostface mask,” He says in an accent and claps his hands together. You cover your mouth with your hand as you laugh. “Alright let’s move on, next!” Jack says smiling.
“Okay, here you can take the phone this time,” you tell him handing the phone to him. He takes it and scrolls down to the next edit, “I think it’s of you,” he whisper yells. You recognize the clip used as one in an interview you did only about a week ago. Jack looked at the video and then looked back at you while grinning. He seemed to be enjoying this a little too much, but you didn’t mind.
“Aw I liked that one,” you spoke up first.
“Me too,” Jack says as he stared at you. He liked the outfit you chose to wear today, he always admired your sense of style. He also liked the way you did your hair, it framed your face nicely. “Jack?” He cleared his throat, “Yeah? What?” You let out a confused laugh, “Were you listening?” His face turned red at the question, “uhhh-” You shake your head with a smile, “It’s okay, next edit!” You stick out your hand, signaling for him to give you the phone and he just looks at it.
You shake your hand and nod towards the phone a bit trying to be more clear and he tilts his head. You look at him and he looks like a lost puppy with his big brown eyes boring into yours. You smile a bit and lower your voice, “The phone, Jack.” “OH! Right yeah here,” he stumbles over his words as he hands you the phone. The light pink blush dusting his cheeks once again making him look even cuter than before.
“Okay and here we go,” you mutter. The video plays and at first it’s clips of Jack, you can recognize where some of the clips are from. A lot of them are from Avatar interviews, which makes sense. But then there’s clips of you and that causes your eyebrows to knit together slightly. Just a friendly edit, you presumed, but at the end of the video there’s a clip of you and Jack together.
It’s a clip from a little behind the scenes of Scream 6. The small moment was of Jack putting his arm around you while you were both in the backseat of a bus going to set that day. You smiled at the memory and the video came to an end, “That was cute.” He nodded in agreement, he had the same stupid smile on his face, “Yeah.” You took a peak at the comments, all of them were ship comments.
“They’d be so cute together!”
“Are we sure they aren’t dating?”
“The way they look at each other 🥹”
“I WANT WHAT THEY HAVE”
“There’s no way they aren’t dating”
Your smile got bigger and you handed Jack the phone with a quiet, “Your turn.”
The interview went on for a couple more minutes until they were satisfied with the length that the video would be. Then, it was time for the outro. “I’m y/n l/n,” Jack said and you followed his lead, “And I’m Jack Champion.”
“And you’re watching Disney Channel!”
“That’s not it, Jack-“
“And you’re watching Buzzfeed Celeb!”
“There you go. Thank you so much for watching..”
“And make sure to leave a like for more content like this,” he said finishing your sentence in a British accent.
“Cut! That was great, guys.”
You looked at Jack only to find him already looking at you, “You wanna go get lunch?” He asked already standing. “Of course.” You guys made your way out of the filming room and he made sure nobody was looking before he grabbed your hand, giving it a kiss,
“You don’t know how hard it was for me to stay quiet about our relationship. You looked so good, I just wanted to brag about how you were mine the whole time,” he said while pulling you in for a hug. You giggling and wrapped your arms around his neck and gave him a quick kiss, “We’ll tell them soon, babe.”
#dizzy writes?! 😵💫#I LOVE THISSS#jack champion#jack champion x reader#scream 6#ethan landry#ethan landry x reader
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RAHHHH WOF AU WOF AU
LONG YAP AHEAD!!! ++NOT ALOT OF LORE mostly whos what tribe(s) and a bit of stuff for lore munchers to ponder of :3
also i pasted from discord so ermmm oopsies
wof mcsm au!
notes: dom/rec for hybrids. for admins, like Freedom, they are no specific tribe, but first generational dragons.
reminder that beetlewings are the generation behind hive/silk seperation
noots
jesse- nightwing
petra- skywing
axel- mudwing
olivia- rainwing
lukas- seawing
reuben- scavenger
dragons around beacontowns' area r very mixed tribes but rainwings r considered primary due to cultural impact
jack- sandwing
nurm- rain/silk
vos- seawing
oots
ivor- sand/sea/ice mix (hes cool enough for 3) (65%/25%/10%)
gabriel- icewing
sorren- rain/sea
ellegaard- sky/ice
magnus- sky/night
ender dragon = very deranged darkstalker, "THE DARKSTALKER is a horror myth where þe shadows of þe ender world came to life and made a horrible huge dragon!!"
admins
romeo- primarily night, sky, sand genetics
xara- primarily rain, ice, leaf genetics
fred- primarily sea, mud, beetle genetics
stella- icewing
lluna- scavenger from the rich scavanger kingdom i forgot þe name but lluna hates champion city AND þat kingdom
~ after the bedrock...(no beetles)
freds keep has muds, ices, seas, silks
binta- sea/mud genetics
romeoburg has hive, night, leaf genetics
xara's oasis is deserted with mostly sandwings and rainwings hiding in the deserts
the warden- night/sky with a tail prosthetic due to explosions fun fact
the admin favors his genetics so the institute is primarily his grandx999 children that disappointed him because he þought nightwings and skywings were so cool
old builders
harper- beetlewing, in her episode the townsfolk r sands and a few sand/silks
purple suit guy- hivewing
blue hair girl-leafwing
harper's friend guy- silkwing
cassie rose- deranged rain/leaf, with lots of sloths
sky island dragons are primarily beetlewings and the mythical spider tribe
founder- hivewing
youtubers (fun fact, ices and rains have accents)
dantdm- ice/night
ldshadowlady- ice/sand
stampycat- rainwing
stacyplays- sandwing
sparklez- rainwing
þe first one þat died- skywing
"the white pumpkin"="the darkstalker", cassie pretends to be darkstalker myth :3
nell- sea/rain :3
em- sand/sea :3
*they communicate in aquatic! rest of their group r seas or sea hybrids for þis reason, Kelp team btw*
NOW FOR A BIT OF LORE ABT IT!!!
jesse gets random premonition dreams (aka a dream you have þen later on turns out to be true/þat dream happens irl) like every 6 monþs and therefore has sm fun stories to tell and every time it happens she IMMEDIATELY has to tell olivia and þeyre a duo ever
she isnt exactly a seer nightwing and petra is initially very confused by þis when jesse is like "yeah dont give your sword to a lady from anoþer city, petra!" þen it happens. and jesse explains
ALSO M JESSE EXISTS BUT ITS RLLY WEIRD AND ONLY SEASON 2
if yk jerboa and jerboa II's story, it relates to þem and þeir in-universe counterparts :3
#minecraft story mode come back#mcsm#i like mcsm#minecraft story mode#im so normal about mcsm#jesstra#jesse x petra#petra x jesse#gois yaps#yap#yapping#lore#wings of fire#wof#wof au#mcsm s2#mcsm s1#mcsm wof au#mcsm wof#wof mcsm#AND BOTH JESSES R NIGHTWINGS
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What happens after the fight and the group is travelling around under the bedrock? Jesse still looks like admin, I’m sure that won’t go down well with the people at Fred’s keep, it Ivor. And with Jesse being the leader? Would he even still take the lead? (Champion AU)
oh yeah Jesse in that look will definitely make the Underneath citizens a little wary of him (though in canon mcsm no one really reacted to Petra/Jack in their champion fit? i’m abt to change that with Jesse), though they’re probably too afraid to challenge him. Binta’ll def interrogate them and be more cautious but she’ll come around eventually after some explaining, since Jesse and his group don’t seem unfriendly.
Ivor won’t have much of a change in reaction from canon since he’s never seen Romeo in his normal form iirc, and won’t make the connection between him and Jesse’s outfit.
as for the leader role, Jesse would still take that on for the majority of the trip, but Lukas will take over if things get too much to handle (for example when making decisions about helping Xara after finding out she’s a former admin, since Jesse would be more hesitant to trust). Lukas’s reluctant leader trait and Jesse’s trauma are gonna show here and there and i’ll get to this stuff after i get the reunion comic done :)
#which is currently in the works!#it’ll take a while tho#the script is getting kinda long and i still have one more comic to do before that hh#asks#CJAU
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i think the reason (or at least one reason) why varric is so unapologetic abt his bananas retelling of cillian's ~champion of kirkwall~ tale is bc cillian's life was quite honestly already batshit insane before he even met the guy. i love the idea of him being a jack of all trades kinda dude so yeah he was a carpenter in lothering in the three years between malcolm's death and enlisting for ostagar, plus a hobbyist painter on the side which is... eh its cool ig. but he also left home when he was 18 and travelled to orlais and antiva for several years was briefly. ahem. a mercenary. a lord of fortune. an acrobat with a travelling circus. a cat burglar. a BARD. and also (very briefly) an assassin <3 so honestly varric at this point is underselling him lol
#he is JUST as unhinged as the rest of the kirkwall squad like he's very nice and kind but also a TERRIBLE influence lol#he probs considered joining the wardens at one point too. but he's too sporadic & wouldve just ended up leaving after 6 months like anders#oc: cillian#also to be fair cillian was not good at Any of those things <3 except the assassin part unfortunately which he hated#him being a bard is so funny to me because hes such a bad liar too#like the reason varric straight up believes every crazy story he ever tells is bc hes SEEN this fucker try to lie and its PAINFUL#anyway this is why theyre friends. cillian has seen SO much shit and so a lot of stuff doesnt phase him quite as much as it should#and varric is just. consistently flabbergasted by some of the things he learns abt him#sometimes when he's got writers block he'll just show up at hawke's house like 'hey tell me something fucked up you did in antiva city'#and then hawke's like 'have a seat. how much time do u have'#writers block cured <3
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Bro tell me more abt Snow on Mt. Silver it sounds cool and yes ik I can go read it myself and all but I think it'd be more fun coming from you
TURNS HEAD AROUND LIKE OWL
oh. oh u sure. u sure wanna open That Box then LEMME JUST
TAKES A DEEP BREATH
OK SO
the way the creepypasta goes (from my memory) is generally how it always do: Haunted Cartridge, sorta. Hacked.
a girl and her little brother love pokemon games, they also dig the hacked shit. brother was playing a hacked version (or smth, gameshark’d) of Gold when he suddenly flipped out, had to be admitted to the hospital For Sudden Onset Of Crazies, and was blaming the game. girl’s like Huh and boots up the alleged Crazy-Baker 9000 Simulator (Pokemon Edition) and finds what’s now known as Easter Egg Snow On Mt Silver
oh yeah that’s like. the official title. its full title is Easter Egg - Snow on Mt. Silver.
protag character trainer Gold - named Blake in this save file - is on Mt Silver, a snowy mountaintop where Trainer Red (the same from Pokemon Red) absconded to to train his pokemon in isolation after becoming champion.
Red’s been AFK for years at this point, talking to exactly no one, just fucked right off. i haven’t played Gold so idk if this is post-game content (i think it is) but you can go to Mt Silver and battle Red normally.
however, with this hacked game, you open up to being on Mt Silver and the screen is just swathed in static snow. (haha get it?) it’s hard to see anything in there, but you have a full team of pokemon, starting with a Typhlosion (fire). if you try to turn back into the cave entrance behind you, Blake will make comments like “it’s too late now” “i can’t go back” “it’s too late to go back”, and so you can’t leave.
you have a Pidgeot and try to use Fly, but you can’t fly out of that weather. only one way to go, and it’s up. so you guide Blake up the mountain but damn it’s slow moving; and i mean, you’re in snow, so.. it makes sense, right? and it gets slower and slower to move him, but as you’re climbing, Blake stops, and you get a notification that: “I’m cold.”
then you keep walking. then a notification that Meganium has died. what the fuck??? open up the party, and sure enough— him ded. it’s got a red X on it even the sprite’s all fucked up ten ways to sunday, even the cry’s all distorted!! well shit. might as well check on Blake's sprite too huh in his trainer ID?? .. hm well. looks kinda pale but. sorta ok i guess. normal.
as you advance, you get another notification. Pidgeot has died. Lucia has died. all one after the other until it’s just Typhlosion left and you’ve gone into the next cave at the top. it’s a long hallway, no snow, but it leads you to a platform. now from what I understand, that’s where you generally meet Red to battle him in the normal game, but here, there’s a pokeball. go and touch it :)
oh no it’s Celebi! —fucked up Celebi!! mfer’s gotten George Foreman grilled on one side, man it looks rough. but it doesn’t even let you battle, it doles out Perish Song (a Move that faints both the user and opposing pokemon in 3 turns) and there’s a horrific AOL dial-up bastard child noise singing the perish eardrums song of her people. Blake faints but doesn’t get a lfit off the mountain, instead he reappears in a dark dark room in a dark dark hall (haha see what i did there) and checking his trainer ID card..
.. dude lookin fukt the fukt UUUUPPPPP. he’s missing one leg, missing an arm (on the other side), missing an eye, black tears, the whole of him either ghost white or tinted blue. our mans Jack Dawson back in pokeblack (wrong this is gold. pokemon black is a different pokepasta before actual pokemon black. long story) (but also depending on the fan version of the game your lil sprite on screen will also be missing a leg and arm so u can just watch his cute little fat self hobble up the hall it’s great)
as you guide him up he’ll pause and say “It’s so cold” “Mother…..” “It feels so cold” “I can’t go on” every now and then and get slower and slower and slower, the hall darker and darker, then there’s an exit at the top (again, depending on fan game, it’s either pure white or flashing)
DAYUM IT’S WHITE AF OUT HEERREEE you’re in the Void. just walk it’s fine. oh look it’s Red. as per usual Red greets you with an exuberant monologue (“…”) and a battle starts.
every single one of Red’s party is one of the same sort of fucked up looking dead sprites you see in YOUR party. you only have Typhlosion left and he’s got 6 health. every single one of Red’s pokemon uses struggle, which does 1 damage to you, and murderized the user (“Venusaur has died!”) all Red has to say about it is “………..” like a true fuckin salt-lickin’ champ, vagueing Blake to the very end here i salute you big guy, and basically you just go through his entire team until….
FREAKACHUUUU BABBAAEEEYYYYY
so freakachu uses Pain Split which well. evenly splits the damage dealt, which ultimately kills Typhlosion as well as Freakachu and ends the battle. when Red comes back onto the screen, he too has lost an arm, leg, his whole-ass jaw, and got some gut removal surgery going as well.
it goes back to your two sprites. Red finally pipes up and says, “It’s over.” and then the screen says “ USED DESTINY BOND!” and once again we are treated to aaaaaAAAÁAEEUUAAÄAGZZZĖEEEEEAAAEAEEEEAZZAAEEEEEæaAÃEEEEGGeeeęeeeeEEÉÈË to take home wiht us and the screen goes black.
c’est fini. the girl takes the game and the gameshark and just pitches the mfer. checks the gameboy to make sure it’s not all just fucked up, relieved when pikachu is still a lil preppy mfer in a different game she has, happy-trauma-cries about it.
that winter, however, the snow fell thick.
aannndd THAT’S the gist of Easter Egg - Snow on Mt. Silver!! you can ofc read the entire thing and there are fan games out there (links n stuff at end) but now about fnf lullaby. FNF = Friday Night Funkin’, which is a rhythm game; a lullaby comes from the pokepasta Hypno’s Lullaby, a rhyme based off the official pokedex entry for Hypno that’s uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
well the pokemon company had fun with it at least and released an actual shirt about it
now i’m not going to get into fnf lullaby (and fnf lullaby v2) other than say that fnf lullaby is a whole mod for fnf based off of pokepastas. there was a song in the first version of the mod called Monochrome (that people just LOVE playing because the mechanics are SO fun and easy :) ) that was based off ANOTHER pokepasta for Gold (trainer name Ethan), that got a Snow on Mt Silver mod for a minute there.
but then lullaby v2 had a full ass song for mt silver called Frostbite.
but. god i’m so good at staying on track lmao. idk. there’s something special about snow on mt silver. i have my own ideas about it, but this has gotten wildly long as it is, so perhaps later LOL but until then, here are some links <3
ORIGINAL POKEPASTA
fangame 1 (ORIGINAL) (SEIZURE + VOLUME WARNING)
fangame 2 (recent) (SEIZURE + VOLUME WARNING)
fnf lullaby Frostbite
fnf lullaby Frostbite fanmade animation + song (SEIZURE WARNING)
fnf lullaby Monochrome, Mt Silver Edition
THX FOR UR INTEREST AND QUESTION AND I HOPE U ENJOYED THAT AND ALL THIS CHEERS ILUUUU XOXOXOXO
#ches writes#pokepasta#snow on mt silver#easter egg snow on mt silver#fnf lullaby#mt silver#creepypasta#KISSING U
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like i discovered hockey on here bc i ended up seeing jack hughes instead of champion so i looked into it and was like wait this sport actually pretyy cool (ive always loved sports and ice skating but here where i live we dont have the sport so i didn’t rlly know abt it) so i started watching the games and learning the sport and was like yeah i love this sport (came to find out my parents own vegas shit 👎👎👎👎)
hockey book tok is genuinely so embarrassing rn like not teyna be one of those “name 5 songs” type of people but fo they actually know shit abt the game? what a power play is what are some of the penalties and shit like that 😭
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wild | jack hughes
pairings: jack huges x reader
words: 2.1k
warnings: language?
request:Can you do a jack hughes x black reader smut/imagine like my brother play hockey with him and he comes over he flirt you can do the rest I just need a black reader for him cuz all I see is blonde hair blue eyes yn🧍🏾♀️but if you can do that for me please that would be great
A/N: although I don't know shit abt hockey or jack hughes, I feel your pain and hope this does you justice
the midday sun shone relentlessly on your relaxed body, as music played softly from your echo dot. the air felt crisp and refreshing, making it the perfect day to lounge by the poolside. due to school being out and a blessed day off work your worries were to a minimum.
with your parents out for the day, the only company you have is your brother trey, now that the hockey season is over he spends majority of his time back at home. tolerable, but annoying at times, the only problems you have with him is his habits of leaving dishes around for you to clean, or his ability to be loud at 3am shouting profanities at his teammates through the headset.
again tolerable, but annoying as hell.
you stayed out by the pool until you felt a slight ice in the back of your throat, indicating you desperately need a refresher. getting up from your chair was the hardest thing you had to do, not wanting to leave your comfortable position. yet you made yourself do it anyway, grabbing your cover up and slipping it on as you made your way through the patio doors which lead straight to the kitchen.
humming a soft tone, you open the fridge and swiftly grab a drink. as you made your way back outside, the doorbell rang, repeatedly, multiple times. the only people who you know to do that is trey, immature teammates. rolling your eyes you proceeded to head back out, leaving trey to deal with it, however your brother's voice echoed throughout the house
"y/n! could you get that for me?"
you wanted to stomp your feet like a child and pout irritably, instead you marched towards the door where the bell continued to ring horrendously.
"i am going to beat your ass." you scolded after yanking the door opening coming face to face with,ty and luke.
they each gave you a sheepish look, luke being the culprit lower his hand slyly placing it behind his back.
"my bad, i was trying to see if it still works." he said, sending you an innocent smile. "is trey here?"
"yeah he is." you said, stepping side to let them through. each of them greeting you with a "hey" or a nod, you weren't exactly super close with them only to have met a handful of times and each of those times they kept it cordial, all except one.
just as you were closing the door, it came to a halt midway. due to your body being turned halfway way around, you glanced over your shoulder letting out a long huff, seeing the familiar brunette who's grown costume to flirt with you at every given moment. you pretend to be annoyed by it, but deep down his smooth remarks have you deeply flustered inside.
"damn, hello to you." jack says as his eyes ran up and down your exposed body, the plain white bikini fitted so well and complimented your skin tone which glistened with a sheen of sweat from the sun.
explicit thoughts came to his mind for a brief moment as he took in your appearance, long freshly braids cascading down to your waist, refraining himself to grab one already knowing how icky it made you feel whenever someone tries to go anywhere near your hair.
"are you done eyeballing me now?" you said trying not to stare at him. He wore a grey champion hoodie with some black fitted jeans, his brown hair tossed in a messy kind of way but he pulled it off so well.
"stop pretending you don't like it." he cheesed stepping inside.
"I don't." you lied,
jack didn't bother to say anything, only letting out a hum in response, knowing what you said was a total lie. your brother then came skipping down the stairs, to greet his teammates.
"yo who's ready to get their ass kicked in Mario Kart?" trey said after greeting them.
"the only one who's going to get their ass kicked is you my guy, isn't that right jack?" luke threw an arm around his brother's shoulder,
"yeah, or something like that." he murmured in response, his attention wasn't toward his brother and friends, no his eyes were set on you as you walked back into the kitchen. the sheer cover up gave him a clear view of your backside that showed generously due to your swimsuit.
he felt a harsh thump at the back of head breaking his focus from you.
"ow, what was that for?" he grumbled to trey who had an amused look on his face.
"eyeing my sister like a piece of meat." trey shook his head, although he usually has no interference with jack's obvious flirting, catching him in small acts like that always is amusing. he was never to take jack's antics seriously, thinking he's only doing it to just annoy him.
"i can't look at my wife now?" jack said following behind trey, heading to their usual chill spot, which is down in the basement.
"she doesn't even give you a second look bro." ty mentions, making the rest of the guys laugh in agreement.
"thats what you guys see." jack responds, due to basement entrance being located in the kitchen you were in view outside behind the patio door he was able to get a good look of you taking off your cover up.
you looked up momentarily, unsuspectingly catching jack's eye. he threw you a sly wink, before you could catch yourself a smile grew bashfully on your face.
he kept eye contact until he disappeared going down the steps into the basement.
holy shit you thought as you sat back down in the lounge chair, trying to stabilize the fluttery feeling in the pit of your stomach. at this point there's no denying the growing crush you were having for jack, at first you thought of him to be quite cocky in a "I know I'm hot, and that every girl wants" kind of way. that demeanor turned you off completely but overtime you've grown used to it.
every time you saw him, whether it was after a game or him hanging out with your brother, the butterflies became bigger with every smile or comment he sent your way.
there is absolutely no way to escape it.
jack sat on the couch watching the screen, in disinterest the rest continued to compete with one another, his character got booted from the mini game carelessly on his part, and it was because of all the thoughts running about you. they'd been occupied with the game for quite some time from Mario cart to Madden, jack has threw every round simply because he couldn't concentrate.
his mind couldn't help but to wonder what you were doing, are you still outside enjoying the rays of the sun? Or did you make your way back inside? he desperately wants to find out.
"hey, trey could you get me a drink?" he asks smoothly, already knowing what the response is going to be.
"bro, get it yourself i'm in the middle of- ARE YOU KIDDING ME" trey raged at the game along with luke and ty.
with a shrug, jack stood up and made his way up the stairs chuckling at the shouts of rage. when he reached the top, he mentally thanked the gods when he entered the kitchen. you were already there trying to reach something in the cabinet, he followed where your hand was itching to get a hold of which is a container that held chocolate covered pretzel sticks.
he grinned at your little grunts of frustration.
"what a snack demon you are." he teased, announcing his presence.
you glanced over your shoulder looking to where jack was leaned against the wall with his arms crossed. his eyes held a hint of mischief along with glee.
"shut up and help me." you forced yourself to look away from him, and focused on getting the pretzels.
"with that attitude? I don't think I will." he says, you could hear his footsteps come in your direction.
"come on jack, I'm not playing." you huffed, really wanting to satisfy your cravings, a gasp left your lips when you turned around to face him expecting him to be in his previous spot, however he stood in your space so close you could feel his body's heat.
"im not playing." he mocked in a high pitched voice, causing you to glare at him. you lower back dug painfully into the counter due to him being so close, a whiff of cologne filled your nostrils when he suddenly reached above you to grabbed the pretzels.
"finally." you huffed going to grab the snack,
"unt uh," jack shook his head, guiding it out of reach. "you want this? your gonna have to give me a kiss."
"what?!" you managed to sputter out, the request completely catching you off guard.
it wasn't a bad one, however you weren't going to go through it for some pretzels. or maybe you would, his small pink lips does look tempting-
he grinned down at you showing off his teeth. "kidding, here." jack held the container out for you to get, hastily snatching it out of his hands, you mumbled a quick "thank you."
"So," he trailed off, digging the container for a stick before taking a bite. "when are you going to let me take you out on a date?"
you opened and closed your mouth trying to find something to say, out of all the times he'd flirt not once he ever took initiative to make a move with you beyond that.
"as soon as you get out of my personal space." you half-heartedly shoved him moving to the other side of the kitchen towards the fridge.
"you really think I'm playing with you? i'm deadass, we need to do something about this tension." he followed you, standing behind you as you grabbed some water.
"boy, what tension?" you retorted turning around, yet again coming face to face with him.
he licked his lips, eyeing you up and down. "c'mon don't play dumb, that's not what you are."
"i know what i am." you said matter of factly.
"you also know how I feel about you." he looked at you with a significant amount of intimacy.
you thought your heart was going to thump out of your chest due to how rapid it was, as his words processed through your brain.
"i really don't."
"c'mon i don't believe that for a second," he chuckles, your braids falling on the right side of your face covering half of your features, without thinking he reached out and swiftly pushed it over your shoulder moving it away. "you're so beautiful, do you know that ?"
you let out a breathless chuckle, not knowing how to respond, the look gaze in his eye almost made your knees weak. it was fascinating how much involvement he was in making you so vulnerable.
clearing your throat, you kept your eyes focused on his chin not having the strength to look him in the eye. you hummed a response not trusting your voice.
"what do you want jack?" you asked wanting to cut straight to the chase, you don't know if you could handle any more of these tense moments.
"isn't it obvious?" he asks rhetorically, with a quirk eyebrow. "I want you."
"yeah, right." you say with sarcasm while shaking your head.
"why do you sound like it's hard to believe?" he ask with interest.
you let out a sigh briefly licking your lips, not missing the look on his face when you did so. "because you're you"
"which is…?" he trailed off, desperately wanting to know what you think of him.
"someone who usually doesn't go for a girl like me." you admit, watch his eyebrow raise up in surprise at what you were insinuating.
"why wouldn't I go for a 'girl like you' " he added an air of quotation with his hands. "you're beautiful, smart, and quite frankly—believe it or not, my type."
jack watch you stand before him having an internal battle with yourself, thinking back on his words of you knowing his feelings towards you. it was both wrong and right, you do notice his attention for you however you don't know for a second if it's legit or some kind of poly to get you in the bed with him.
you felt the pad of his thumb grazing on your cheekbone, the sudden touch caused your eyes to meet his in surprise.
" let me take you out, please." his tone sounded desperate like it was the only thing in the world he needed.
a certain fondness ran through you as jack stared down awaiting your response. though there were a point of hesitation on your part, he's your brother's teammate and into becoming one of his best friends, you didn't want to be the cause of awkwardness blooming between them if you do say yes, and the date ended up being complete garbage.
but there's another point as you stared up at him, all the negative possibilities this can cause was thrown out the window. you've got one life to live why waste it on looking at all the negative aspects? this day was long awaited, so there is absolutely no chance of you not giving him a try.
without giving it another thought your lips curve into a smile before saying simple "okay"
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hello jack manifold anon here and I'm not gonna talk about morality fuck that, only the funneys today (obvious spoilers for wilbur's and tommy's stream)
first of all? the fact that c!wilbur is straight up a dream apologist? fucking funny as SHIT to me, like, aside from the obvious heartbreak and fuckiness of the situation, it's SO funny that's basically like pros: you get your brother back, cons: considers dream the hero of the server 😔😔 (ik it's more complicated than that but MAN does dream apologist c!wilbur make me laugh my ass off)
second off I can't just NOT mention the jack scene, because Man 🌊🐴 does finally hearing an apology, from literally anyone, is going to impact c!jack so much and I'm VERY excited, also BIG props to cc!jack for that amazing voice acting because you could HEAR him softening and like, the almost wonder at finally someone apologising to him
another thing is how quickly phil just accepted wilbur (man imagine your parents accepting your lying that easily oof /lh), like, of course he's gonna welcome and accept him immediately, but man kinda wanted,,, , , Something More I guess? but it's very nice to finally see them at least interact in canon :3
one sad thing for me is that, in the entire wilbur stream, no mention of fundy, literally none, and while I know they weren't on super good terms at the moment of his death,,, it hurt, I know that maybe it's because fundy wasn't on but,,,, only like a Passing Mention would suffice,,,,, (maybe bc fundy (and especially c!fundy) is like, A Fave™ for me so jdjcbdjd)
what gives me hope is the fact that fundy seems to be connected to quackity's lore somehow and wilbur is going to Also Be Involved with project nevadas in a way . Maybe we'll finally get a reunion, I hope it would at least be,,,, idk,,,, I don't even know what I want but if wilbur calls fundy his little champion I would be both very sad and very happy and cry probably
also tommy being just the BIGGEST ranboo apologist+enjoyer AND expressing it, TO ranboo,,,, is just such a good demonstration of his character development. allium duo got blessed today. PLUS wilbur Disliking ranboo like a lot of theories said he would is VERY funny, extremely funny, in fact, he doesn't love the beloved of the server . if dream smp was twitter wilbur would get ratioed immediately /hj
also very curious how his stuff with q gonna go since q hates dream's guts and wilbur considers him a hero
YEAH!!!!!!!!
big agree with the fundy stuff because. man that’s your son... please don’t forget abt him :(
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two questions: 1) why is kenny a bad person? be specific if you can, I honestly want to understand. 2) what's the better lgbt+ representation you mentioned in your post? Not trying to be mean I'm really and truly ignorant about these things and you seem like you know something. Help me understand so I don't support bad people/content.
uhhh kenny isn’t GREAT, i know that that varies from person to person but i personally don’t think he’s a good dude. back when he first won the iwgp heavyweight championship off of kazu, he had an interview where he said that the “local” (japanese) talent were complacent and lazy and the gaijin wrestlers (the only ones he mentioned being white, ofc) were just hungrier and wanted it more and people like naito and evil were very rightfully pissed off. (also kazu and misu had a match like a week later in the middle of a monsoon while kenneth was off who KNOWS where so like #Whatever)
he also booked a convicted sex offender/p*do for an event? on the preshow? i think he also used his ring and then claimed he didn’t know abt the dude when he’d associated with him before and also when people were pissed about it he responded VERY sanctimoniously bemoaning how cruel people were to judge him for this lmao. (the dude’s name is chasyn rance if you wanna...go verify stuff i really dont wanna delve into. all that on here its a sensitive topic) he’s also best buds with michael elgin whos an abuser so thats neat
also like a few weeks ago tanahashi criticized kenneth on a podcast and said that his matches were all flash and no substance and you could just as easily skip to the last five minutes because thats where ALL the story is, which, i mean, disclaimer i agree with! kenneth heard this and freaked OUT, which is WEIRD because tana has a history of giving his coworkers constructive criticism and advice bc he’s a veteran and its like he’s trying to help people improve and not be complacent??? weird! anyway kenneth started insulting everything from tana’s hair to his wrestling and its just generally REALLY poor form and behavior
idk it varies depending on who you ask and im not...the best memory? sammy hiromutakahashl and ava purplesandgolds both do INCREDIBLY valid work pointing and laughing at kenny and if you delve into their archives you could probably find more in-depth and like, credible criticism of him? but tldr he can eat a pile of dirty socks
AS FOR OTHER WRESTLERS YOU CAN SUPPORT!!!!!!!!
charlie morgan is a british wrestler and a lesbian and she’s very very butch and very very cool!!!!!!! she’s the current ace of pro wrestling eve and its rightfully earned, she also wrestles in progress and she has like, THE most incredible moonsault. also this which kicks ASS
ddtpro (and tokyo joshi pro) is at the very least friendly to The Gays!! one of the co-founders, dino danshoko, is a gay man and his gimmick is HMMMM A LITTLE FLAMBOYANT AND UNCOMFY TO WATCH AT TIMES but coming from a man who is very explicitly incorporating his gayness into his wrestling and yknow what...thats valid. also i think he became champ recently FUCK yeah dude gay RIGHTS
a wrestler named asuka has wrestled for ddtpro to boot, but she mainly works in wave, and she’s trans! you can find an interview she did with lgbter over here! also she and daisuke sasaki had a very cute romance arc for a bit it was excellent
dragon gate has the ICONIC tribe vanguard, and i know they’ve got several queer wrestlers in their ranks that i unfortunately don’t know TOO well bc i dont watch dragon gate, but i DO know yosuke santa maria is VERY cool and i love her and she jumps real good
CANDY LEE!!!!!!!! SHE’S THE CURRENT IPW WOMEN’S CHAMPION AND I WOULD LAY IT ALL ON THE LINE FOR HER her twitter is very very good go look at it and love her and support her
progress wrestling in general is usually PRETTY good re: Ze Gays!! besides charlie morgan, killer kelly and laura di matteo also wrestle there (UGH we love iconic lesbians), and so does KNOWN light of my life and yours too probably jack sexsmith, THE pansexual phenomenon. sexy starr is canonically a thing. we LOVE romance and we love queer romances being the heart of goodness and honesty and bravery. PLEASE support my boys. i love them so much
ive got a bad memory and also limited knowledge of things but randy myers? i believe? is very cool and weird and talented and he sings sometimes and yknow what that is? valid
sadly i don’t know many lgbtq+ luchadors off the top of my head because im a fool and a coward tumblr user luchagoth might have more valuable input on that than i do!!! ^^;
i know this is long and winding and poorly worded but i hope this can be like, at least an...introduction? an IDEA of where to go? there are so many more spaces that don’t throw you just table scraps or suggestions of support, there’s the A Matter Of Pride events that you can find on full in youtube, there are so many promotions and wrestlers out there that are good and i hope you can find folks you like and wanna support!!!
im sorry this is a weird bad post i hope i could help even a bit, thank you for being patient with me and for being curious in the first place, whatever you decide to do from here is your choice but whatever choice that is i hope you find happiness and peace in it!!
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Hii new follower here And I just wanna request a Jack Champion × reader having a low-key relationship like having a couple rings, wearing the same clothes and posting low-key pics of each other on their ig but not confirming it. But one day they show up at the premier of Avatar together and that just confirm that there are indeed together.
Sorry if this is too long HAHAHAHAHA and thank you!❤️
ty for the request, sweetheart! I ADORE THIS AAA!! 🩵
Lets Give ‘em a Show — Jack Champion ★
PAIRING: Jack champion x fem!reader
SUMMARY: everyone already suspects you two are together but it gets confirmed when Jack brings you as his date to the Avatar premiere!!
A/N: okay this is set when Avatar 2 was already filmed and it was abt to come out. Cause that’s when interviews started happening and he already started filming scream 6 I think and yeah I think it just makes more sense when you know the context lol 😭
It wasn’t a secret you and Jack were close. Ever since it was announced that he would be in Avatar The Way Of Water he had gained attention, so that led to curious people finding his instagram. Some people who were trying to keep up with the new avatar and the new cast and others who just thought he was pretty.
And since Avatar 2 was just a few weeks away from coming out in theaters, Jack was more active on instagram. For both promotion and for fun. They didn’t have to scroll very far to find you on his instagram, you were practically in every picture. Now, you weren’t an actor or anything you were just a friend of Jack’s, or that’s what he referred to you as towards strangers at least. There wasn’t confirmation that you were together it was just assumptions and theories from people who didn’t even know you guys.
It was a fair assumption, you both spent almost every day together and the pictures you guys posted were definitely more than friendly and fans even speculated you guys had matching rings. But to be honest it was way more fun to tease everyone by taking pictures and videos that made you seem like a couple and then continue to deny it to people. Maybe you guys had more fun with it than you should’ve especially since you were actually together, but nobody needed that confirmed!
The calmer things you guys would post would be simple stuff. Stuff “friends” that have known each a long time could get away with. That didn’t stop people from getting suspicious though.
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jackchampion I’m back home with @ y/nnn763 !
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y/nnn763 had fun tonight! ❤️
| user527 Cute!
| user1222 ���👀
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y/nnn763 @ a cafe w the one and only @ jackchampion
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jackchampion It was yummy
user6727 Are u guys on a dateee?
The more “scandalous” stuff you guys would post would be things that would definitely make people raise an eyebrow when you tell them you’re just friends. Looking at those pictures always made Jack laugh. He loved that he was able to show people you were his even if it wasn’t confirmed to the public, they still knew.
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y/nnn763 halloween :) @ jackchampion
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jackchampion We look so good 😎
| user0067 THE ARM? JACK?
baileybass I love this!
user7777 the way he’s looking at her 🥹
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jackchampion She made me match with her 🙄 @ y/nnn763
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y/nnn763 you looked cute though
| jackchampion You did too :)
misstrinitybliss Aww cute I want some now 🤍🤍
user552917 sooo we’re just gonna ignore their comments orr
| user9173 RIGHT CAUSE I KNOW YALL SEE THEM
In every picture either of you posted there were comments about you both, even if one of you wasn’t even in the picture. At this point Jack wasn’t sure if he kept posting you to show you off or if it was for the sake of the bit. No, It was definitely to show you off. That was his favorite thing to do and he couldn’t wait for the day you guys finally announce your relationship so he can post more romantic pictures of you both.
His biggest worry was that he wouldn’t be able to take you to the Avatar premiere with him. He knew you loved him, that wasn’t why he was scared of asking, it was just that neither of you really talked about revealing your relationship. He figured you were both content with how things were now. With perfect timing you entered the room, “Hi,” you said peaking your head through the door.
“Hey baby,” your boyfriend greeted you with a smile, “C’mere I actually wanted to talk to you about something,” he said opening his arms and you crawled on the bed and sat on his lap while he wrapped his arms around your waist. “What’s up?” You asked curiously, it didn’t sound like he was breaking up with you so you weren’t too worried. “Y’know how the Avatar premiere is coming up?” He asked while fiddling with the hem of your shirt nervously. “Mhm” you hummed with your head slightly cocked to the side.
“Well..” he looked up at you, “I was wondering if you’d want to go with me?” A grin took over your face and Jack let out a breath he didn’t even know he was holding. “You serious?” You asked excitedly.
“Uh huh, I’ve been wanting to show you off for a while now, you know that.” He poked your stomach and you let out a small giggle in response, “I was just worried you wouldn’t be comfortable with it.. we haven’t exactly talked about going public or anything before,” he continued and you nodded in acknowledgment. “Well, I’d love to go with you,” you told him and gently played with his curls.
“Good.” You both grinned and he kissed your cheek sweetly before speaking up again, “Plus all those people who already think we’re dating will finally get to breathe. They can get the answer they’ve been wanting for so long.” You chuckled in response, “Let’s give them a show then.” He laughed and kissed you softly. “Let’s give them a show,” he repeated.
It was the day of the premiere, finally the day came. This was Jack’s big moment and he couldn’t be more excited. He finally gets to watch the film he’s worked years on AND bring his beautiful girlfriend with him. How lucky was he?!
He dusted off his suit and shifted his balance from one foot to another nervously. It was about time to go on the carpet where the world would see him and his cast mates in all their glory. They’d also get to see you, they’d get to see you and Jack hand in hand and Jack wanted to scream. He was both very nervous and very excited. “Your hands are sweaty,” you told Jack looking up at him. He chuckled, “Yeah I know, do you wanna let go?” You shook your head, “No,” you said softly.
You were then told it was time for both of you to go on the carpet. Jack took a deep breath and while your hands were still interlocked he led you to the carpet. There were a ton of cameras and people in front of you telling you to ‘smile!’ And ‘look this way!’
You both did what you were told and you could feel Jacks hand slightly shaking. Then someone told you it was time for just Jack to be on the carpet and you nodded and before you walked away Jack whispered to you, “Are you okay?” You smiled, “I’m fine, I’ll see you in a minute.”
You stood kinda on the sidelines as you watched Jack smile and look pretty. Then it was time for his interviews and obviously you couldn’t be there right next to him but you knew he’d be fine. You watched as he walked up to where he was supposed to go and start answering questions.
“So, Jack can you tell me who you’re here with tonight?” Damn, right off the bat, he thought. “I’m here with my girlfriend,” a bright grin adorning his face, “This is the first time we’re really telling people about us so it’s really exciting. It’s also just an exciting night in general since the movie is finally going to be seen and yeah I just can’t wait to watch it.” He nervously laughed at his rambling and continued with the interview. Answering stuff about his character and the movie. He could hear his own voice shaking and he hoped the microphone didn’t pick it up.
You were talking to Bailey and Trinity as Jack finished up, until Bailey was called to do an interview. Jack made his way over to you, “Hi,” he kissed your head. “Hi, are you alright?” you asked him. “Yeah I’m good now,” he gave you a genuine smile and started talking with Trinity as you stood beside him, you could tell his nerves were finally calming down and you were glad. You went on your phone and you found a picture you took of your boyfriend before you guys went to the premiere. Why not post it? You clicked the post button and Jack nudged you slightly.
“It’s time to go watch it,” he said flashing you with a cute toothy grin. One that you’d see on a child when they get told they’re getting candy or a new toy. This meant a lot to him it made sense he was so ecstatic. You beamed at him, “It’s showtime.”
y/nnn763 avatar premiere with @ jackchampion I’m so proud of you ml :) ❤️
YAYA!! I got totally carried away with the instagram pictures and stuff and went down a rabbit hole. I could make a whole post on instagram posts with Jack 🤭 but yeah I think I made it a little different than the request and I’m sorry! <33 not too proud of it but I hope you enjoy regardless 🫶🫶
#jack champion#jack champion x reader#ethan landry#avatar the way of water#spider socorro#dizzy writes?! 😵💫
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yeah, football is a big part of our culture, so it's super funny to me to see all the notes about what champion's league etc. is in Blue Lock, 'cause it's just so... normal to me. I've always found it super boring though. and tbh, I also think that everybody on the internet is an American, lol. dunno what to do about that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ also: I can't believe you think our accents are pretty, we sound like a buncha hicks! well, our politicians do anyway 🤣 - 🍁
Lol I’m not a big sports person in general!!! Just not super into it. I played soccer from mmmm Kindergarten to 8th grade??? But it was rlly just a step above pickup a v low-effort league n I was never any good at it, so I didn’t know Anything abt the champion’s league and stuff LMFAOOOO and to be fair I know jack shit abt like. The Super Bowl n American football too so that’s not dumb american not knowing football that’s just me not caring abt sports 😭😭😭
Nobody’s rlly watching/reading sports animanga for the sports tho. It’s all about the cute boys 😌 and the plot ig JDNDKSND
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BB: [ He//o he//o everyone ]
LC: [ Hello. ] LC: [ This asteroid sighting didn't hold much so far. ]
ID: hey it might be winding up to kill us all. maybe it has performance anxiety.
LC: [ That would be a strange thing for an asteroid to have since theYY are not sentient beings. ] LC: [ At least, scientificallYY no such thing is confirmed. ]
ID: hey, never know. until it's too late. and the sentient meteor is killing us.
LC: [ Well there are no confirmed sentient rocks, so hopefullYY this rock is no different. ]
ID: i believe in this meteor's intelligence. =:P
LC: [ I will inform YYou about it's intelligence once we get through this... hopeful "scare". ] LC: [ I prefer wishful thinking in this scenario. ]
ID: or maybe it's smart and it's just messing with us and will go fuck off back to space after it gets bored.
LC: [ If it manages to escape the gravitational pull of the planet (which is unlikelYY), then it would. ]
ID: you just like putting down this poor meteor.
LC: [ That's more of a science factoid, if I had anYY power over it I'd send it on it's waYY back to space - so everYYone stopped freaking out about the end of the world. ]
ID: yeah, well. the fleet failed us and hopefully we won't all die for their mistake.
LC: [ HopefullYY. ]
AA: omggg, dnw abt the meteorn, 'kay. AA: it is pernf chill. H E L L A chill.
ID: how drunk/high are you sip. =:/
ID: i assume you went to the party.
AA: went out into the crneepy fucking light and didn't even get my globes bleeding. >:}
AA: uh. AA: uhhhhhhh.
AA: scale of one to ten??
LC: [ I have a suspicion on that scale, that will be an eleven. ]
LA: I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT. LA: WE'LL BE FINE.
ID: oh hey another yellowblood. sip don't end up doing anything stupid like waking up in a dumpster.
ID: or i'll laugh.
ID: so hard.
AA: AA: oh, shit, i was typing
ID: man your dumpster fire is just raging out of control.
LC: [ I assume such... incident happened before with them? ]
AA: i'm not gonna end up in a dumpstern, jeeeeeeez. AA: stfu stfu stfu. >:P AA: mind honey tea, brnah, i ain't sparnky, it doesn't do anything.
AA: n, hads is just fussy.
ID: i'm not fussy, you're just a dumpster fire.
LA: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU END UP IN A DUMPSTER FOR!!! LA: DID YOU LOSE A FIGHT WITH THE DUMPSTER GODS OR WHAT!!!
AA: yrn D A D is a dumpstern firne.
BB: [We'// be fiiiine ]
ID: my dad is great and you are forever a dumpster fire.
ID: no she'll end up in the dumpster because she's ingesting toxins.
LC: [ I will personallYY keep observing this asteroid for short periods of time. Even with darkened lenses, it's painful to look at it for too long. ]
BB: [ A /itt/e bit of fun never wound up with TOO much troub/e ]
LA: WELL THAT'S MORE OF A HER PROBLEM IF SHE'S EATING BLACKBERRIES LA: DUDE SERIOUSLY STOP WORRY ABOUT THE BIG FIREROCK LA: IT WON'T DO JACK SHIT LA: TRUST ME ON THIS ONE
AA: oh my god. fi you wernen't chilling in yrn fancy trnap, you'd totes be outherne too, don't play. >:P AA: therne's so many ppl out!!
BB: [ And see? /C is keeping an eye on the meteor ]
ID: i mean i wouldn't be getting high.
BB: [ I'm out rn too ]
ID: and i'm out of the tub eating stolen snacks right now.
LC: [ I was out earlier, but if YYou are out, take care of YYour own sight if YYou can. ]
LA: BUT ARE YOU NAKED
AA: gj, bb, parntying is AA: AA: ????????????????????
ID: of course i'm naked.
LA: WHAT ELSE ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO IN A TUB BESIDES BE NAKED AND EAT SNACKS
LA: AND TRAINING TO EAT YOUR ENEMIES I GUESS
BB: [ We// I know some things ]
BB: [ Best not to say in pub/ic though ]
ID: i put all my clothes in the hotel washing units.
LA: THE WHAT
AA: arne you wanderning the hotel naked??
LA: THE FUCK IS A HOTEL
AA: you arne the fucking dumpstern firne.
AA: it's you.
AA: yrn it!!
LC: [ Let's not go there. ] LC: [ I wanted to saYY that depending on the size of the tub - swimming. But that would classiffYY as a pool. ]
BB: [ I'm actua//y gonna go buy snacks now, ID made me hungry ]
ID: i had a robe for my forays out of my room!
ID: you high mess of a troll.
BB: [ Suggestions are we/come, I never know what I want when I reach the store ]
LA: SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS HOTEL BUSINESS TO ME!!!
ID: you're welcome bb.
BB: [ A hote/ is a p/ace you can pay to spend the day in a private room ]
ID: hotels are where you stay when traveling when you have money.
BB: [ Among other things such as free food, wifi, /aundry facilities, sometimes gyms ]
LA: WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO SPEND MONEY ON A ROOM WHEN YOU CAN JUST KICK PEOPLE OUT OF THEIR HIVES
LC: [ UsuallYY the more expensive ones. Motels tend to be cheaper. ]
LC: [ Uhm, because not everYYone breaks into other's hives and tries to kick them out. ]
BB: [ I hate staying in other peop/e's hives ]
ID: you never know when a hive is going to be boobytrapped.
LA: WELL FUCK THAT LA: AGGIE AIN'T GETTING A HIVE WHEN I FEEL LIKE STEALING HERS
LC: [ I agree with ID*. ]
BB: [ Other peop/e's hives can be dirty too ]
AA: it's the wronst. othern ppls hives. like. supern fucking wornst. AA: also, no, u, hads. >:{
AA: they'rne always dirnty!! no one knows how to fucking clean.
ID: definitely you sips. definiteeellyyy.
AA: like, nnnnnnnnnnn,put away yrn trnash, you got a bin forn a rneason.
BB: [ Exact/y AA ]
LC: [ Depends on the hive.]
ID: go drink some fucking water or something. what do you do when you're high to stop being high?
ID: do that.
LA: SO??? LOTS OF PLACES ARE DIRTY LA: WHAT'S THE PROBLEM
BB: [ You have to wait it out ]
AA: dude, yrn in a hotel. like. acrnss the continent. AA: forn like. some weirnd fairne shit you don't even do. that's, like. AA: way morne rnanks in hot mess than me, tyvm.
AA: and i have watern!
AA:
AA: i haaaaaad watern. >:?
LA: IS EVERYONE SCARED OF DIRT OR WHAT LA: BECAUSE DIRT IS THE LITERAL OPPOSITE OF SCARY LA: IT'S MORE ANNOYING BECAUSE IT'S FULL OF ANTS
ID: oh my god.
ID: go find a new water. that's still sealed you utter waste of space.
LC: [ LA, given that dirt comes with mYY job, I am not. ]
BB: [ Dirt is fine, but dirty hives have worse things ]
LC: [ Then again, I prefer to keep things clean and tidYY. And have them as organized as I can have them. ]
LA: SEE BLUEREGARD Q KAZOO TAKE TWO GETS IT
ID: hahaha what.
LC: [ Pardon? ]
BB: [ What's your job /C? ]
LA: DIRT IS JUST DIRT I DON'T KNOW WHY ANYONE CARES WHEN IT'S ON YOUR STUFF
LC: [ Mapmaker, cartographer, also generallYY travelling alot due to that. ]
BB: [ Oh wow sugar, that's rea//y coo/ ] BB: [ I've never met a mapmaker ]
LC: [ Thanks. ] LC: [ And well YYeah obviouslYY LA. Some trolls are ickYY about it in general. ]
AA: hads. haaaads. i bought watern. AA: and it's, like, M A RN O O N, too, just, like, forn you. >:}
ID: ...if it's maroon it isn't water.
AA: oh my god. >:{
AA: it is watern!!
LC: [ Water isn't maroon coloured. ]
ID: water is clear.
BB: [ AA if you need water or something I'd run you some. You near the Winter/ands at a//? ]
AA: lmfao, nooo. AA: not unless i get on a whale forn a day.
AA: i cn totes get on a whale forn a day, tho.
LA: WATER IS ANY COLOR WATER WANTS TO BE
LA: EVER SEEN WATER FULL OF MUD
AA: la gets it.
LA: IT TURNS ALL SORTS OF COLORS
AA: my watern doesn't have mud, omfg. >:{!
ID: sip you're supposed to be going this way, not whereever that other place is.
LA: WHAT DOES IT HAVE
BB: [ We// I don't think you'// want to come a// the way here by wha/e for some water bott/es ]
ID: take a picture of your water already.
LA: WHAT'S A WHALE!!!
LC: [ LA, that only happens if you mix it with various goods that colour it. But normallYY it's clear. ]
ID: oh my god is la like 2.
LA: AND WHY DOES IT HAVE MUD WATER
LA: I'M HOWEVER OLD I FEEL LIKE
ID: so 2.
LA: SURE WHY NOT
LA: ADD 6 AND A HALF TO THAT THOUGH
LA: AND THEN YOU WON'T BE WRONG
LC: [ Well Hadean, theYY might lack knowledge on basic things. ]
LA: NO
LA: IT'S MORE LIKE
LA: I DON'T REALLY CARE
LC: [ Not trYYing to implYY theYY are stupi-- Oh. ]
LA: IF IT DOESN'T AFFECT MY LIFE THEN WHY SHOULD I
LC: [ Well then. ]
ID: see lc. i know my idiots when i see one.
LA: HAHA
LA: YOU'RE FUNNY
LA: I LIKE YOU
LC: [ Figures. ]
BB: [ B/ess their pump ] BB: [ They just wanna be wi/d ]
LA: DAMN STRAIGHT
LC: [ Well I know a troll who is wild, but also reallYY reckless. ] LC: [ And she just got too much energYY in general. ]
LA: THE HUNT FOR THE WILD WORKS LESS WELL WHEN YOU'RE NOT WILD
LC: [ If that's YYour stYYle, then I guess. ]
LC: [ Not everYYone rolls that waYY. ]
BB: [ That's so true, I don't care about anything e/se when I hunt ]
LA: TRY IT SOMETIME IT'S GREAT
LC: [ Are YYou two happen to be hunters, or got other professions that's related to it? ]
LA: WHY WOULD I WANT TO WASTE MY TIME WITH PROVING I'M NOT A WRIGGLER TO STRANGERS IN A CHAT LA: WHEN I COULD JUST GO AND SHOOT ATEMIA'S NEW CHAMPION HAHA
LA: I'M A MUSICIAN THANK YOU
BB: [ I carve bone, hunting just makes it easier to do that ]
AA: ugh, ppl keep talking. AA: hads, wtf you want a pic of my watern forn? >:\
AA: dnw abt my watern. AA: how arne you even paying forn yrn hot?
ID: to see if it's water.
ID: i had a job. and now no one is here to charge me.
LA: OH I DO THAT SOMETIMES LA: THAT'S COOL BB
BB: [ I /ove it! I do a /ot of beads and jewe/ry, but I'// carve just about anything asked of me ]
LC: [ Ah, I see. ]
LC: [ That's nice, BB. ]
BB: [ I a/so do interior decorating ]
LA: I LIKE THIS ONE TOO LA: GOOD BLUEBLOOD LA: GOOD ALLY LA: WOULD ADVENTURE
BB: [ I am a/ways down for an adventure ;] ]
AA: ??? AA: what job??
LC: [ That's a good thing, BB. ]
LC: [ Ah, thanks as well LA. ]
ID: i looked so trustworthy i was given the task to deliver a very suspicious package to a very suspicious area.
LA: COOL LET'S PARTY LA: HEAD DOWN MY WAY FOR A REAL FUN TIME
ID: or maybe it was because i looked so strange that if i ran off with the package i'd be easy to track down.
BB: [ What kind of party? ]
ID: either way, i got paid.
LA: A HUNTING PARTY DUH
LA: THE BEST KIND
BB: [ Sounds good, what game do you hunt? ]
LC: [ Well, I prefer knowing others first before I'd dive head-in for adventures. ]
LC: [ I hope that's no big deal, LA. ]
LA: GIANT BEASTS LA: TRESPASSERS LA: FALSE FOREST DEITIES
LA: AWWW FINE LA: HOW BOOOORING
LC: [ ... Trespassers. ]
LA: WELL YOU'RE NOT TRESPASSING IF YOU'RE INVITED
BB: [ Hmmm maybe once we rea//y get to know each other ] BB: ;]
LC: [ So, people who break into YYour territoritYY or. Just trolls who need to get through there. ]
LA: EYYYYYYY
LA: GIVE ME A SHOUT SOMETIME
AA: oh, shit. that's a good job. AA: i guess. >:}
LA: YOU ASK WAY TOO MANY QUESTIONS FAIR MAPMAKER
ID: it was the best job. this place is alright.
ID: are you drinking your not-water.
ID: that i'm hoping is juice and not. more drugs.
AA: y. oh. shit. you wanted a picturne, rnight?
LC: [ Do I? I don't think I asked that manYY. ]
AA: omggg, haha, why so het the fuck up abt honey? AA: i don't spaaaaarnk. it's nbd.
LA: WAY TOO MANY
LA: LEARN TO LIGHTEN UP BUDDY
AA has attached NOTBOOZE.PNG.
ID: enough of it can still kill you now can't it?
ID: well it's not water but keep drinking it.
LA: SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO SCREAM REALLY LOUD INTO THE VOID!!!! AND SEE IF IT SCREAMS BACK!!!!
BB: [ AA knows what a good time is ]
LC: [ Well, given the current situation, I am positive everYYone is covered in the brightness of this asteroid. ]
LA: OH YEAH IT LOOKS AWESOME
LC: [ Well I'd hope the void won't scream back. ]
LA: BUT IT'S ALSO NOT HEADED MY WAY EITHER
AA: n, it can't, bc i don't have the AA: AA: rncepetorns forn that. >:P
LA: SOMETIMES IT DOES LA: THE VOID IS AWESOME
ID: well it can still make you do stupid things. obviously.
ID: so try to sober up and not get culled by any lunatics.
LA: NO YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY FIND SOME BETTER DRINKS
LA: TRY THE HONEY MEAD IT'S GREAT
ID: definitely don't listen to la.
LA: DEFINITELY LISTEN TO LA
LC: [ Don't listen to LA. ]
LA: LISTEN TO LA
LC: [ YYou just want AA to get more drunk and do stupid things, don't YYou. ]
AA: hads. haaaaads. AA: am not gonna get culled by lunatics. you fucking losern. AA: will you stop frnetting like my lusus if i, like AA:
LA: HONEY MEAD IS FUCKING DELICIOUS
AA: ..... idk do something lame
LA: BUT OTHERWISE LA: DUH
ID: go to where ever you're staying. that's the lamest.
ID: crawl in your coon. supppeeerrr lame.
AA: if i crnawl into my coon, i can't talk to you, so n. >:P AA: trny agaiiiiiiin.
AA: also, honey mead is fucking lame. AA: being drnunk is fucking lame.
AA: sozzzz.
LA: YOU'RE MISSING OUT
LC: [ That's true AA, I am glad YYou agree on that. ]
ID: well you can still go back to your room or whatever. that's lame.
ID: and you can still talk. and have regular fucking water instead of dyed shit.
AA: lmfao, fiiiiine, okay, w/e. AA: i will rneturn to my supern lame hive-cage-rnoom thing. AA: and, like, N O T bake in the frneaky light.
ID: thatta dumpster fire.
AA: stooooop. >:} AA: did you grnow gills btw.
ID: alas, no. so no cutting me open. i live another night.
LA: CAN YOU SHOOT A WHALE
LC: [ WhYY would YYou shoot a whale. ]
AA: rnifp. why you gotta klil all my fun, dude?
AA: and
AA: y!
AA: you can totes shoot a whale.
LA: SWEET
AA: orn, like, punch it.
LA: WHERE DO YOU FIND WHALES
AA: do you wanna shoot a whale?
LC: [ Well of course YYou can, but whYY would YYou do that. ]
AA: therne's one at the docking bay rn.
LC: [ ... In the ocean. ]
AA: in the sky!
LA: WELL WHY WOULDN'T I WANT TO SHOOT A WHALE
ID: i'm sorry my lack of gills is so disappointing. =:'(
LA: AHA!!!!
LA: THEY FLY AND THEREFORE LA: THEY CAN BE SHOT
AA: it's totes disappointinggg. AA: i want you to be, like, special and fucking unique. >:P
LC: [ I have not YYet seen a flYYing whale. ]
LC: [ Where did YYou see one AA. ]
AA: like idk a prnime-time boss mob.
ID: i'm not unique enough already? psh.
AA: we got 'em at hanhai. it's, like
AA: a shipping. company
AA: ??
LC: [ ... So are theYY a mascot of a shipping companYY. ]
AA: nooo, you crnawl in theirn mouth and rnide in 'em.
ID: no, they're actual damn whales.
LC: [ ... Well I have YYet to come across with them, I guess. ]
AA: lmfao, i'm not fucking lying.
AA: i'll get you pics. >:}
LC: [ Please do. ]
ID: they're fucking weird.
AA: do you like.
AA: want pics of the outisde, orn the inside??
ID: ...you aren't getting on the whale are you.
AA: ....
AA: ........ well, do you want me to, like, stab a hole thrnough it? >:\
LC: [ Uhm. Do YYou have pre-existing photos so YYou don't need to get on the whale right now? ]
AA: y, but the lighting is like way coolern rnight now. it's, like, all glowy-y and shit. AA: it'll look p fucking sweet.
AA: in orn out, dude??
ID: why are you getting on a whale. =:I
AA: why arne you trnying to say i'm not allowed to get on a whale? >:1
ID: i'm asking why you're getting on the whale when i thought you were going to your room. duh.
AA: oh. lmao. AA: sozzz.
AA: to get pics of the inside, duhhh. except, like, if lc doesn't wan t'em, w/e, w/e.
ID: they don't want them. get to your room instead.
ID: and send pics of it.
ID: mine is better i bet. =:P
AA: !!!
AA: lmfao, no, it is not.
ID: pp or you're wrong, you know the rules.
AA: mine has my lusus. that uto makes it, like, 10x bettern, dude.
AA: bc he's fucking adornbs. >:}
ID: pp or you're wrong~ =:P =:P =:P
LC: [ Now YYou are setting up a challenged to AA and theYY will go on the whale, Hadean. ]
ID: no, the challenge is posting pics of their room and their lusus.
LC: [ I'd prefer them from the outside. More useful - visuals-wise. ]
LA: NOT IF I SHOOT THE WHALE FIRST
ID: because they aren't going to fucking fly away and leave their lusus.
LC: [ Oh. I have misread then in that case - mYY apologies. ]
AA: do not shoot my fucking whale.
AA: >:{
LA: I WILL SHOOT A WHALE DAMN IT
LA: AND IT'S NOT MY FAULT IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE ON IT
AA: and AA: yeah, n, am not ditching bennui, he'd get eaten, dnw. herne's yrn whale pic, lc.
AA: look upon the whale and W E E P.
LA: I WILL SHOOT EVERY GODDAMN WHALE OUT OF THE SKY
AA has posted WHATDOESTHEWHALESAY.JPEG, CRITICALWHALE.JPEG, WHALEACTUALLY.JPEG
ID: okay pics obtained, now we need room pics and lusus pics. chop chop, less typing more walking.
SA: please don't shoot the sky whales. they are good.
LA: STARTING WITH THAT ONE!!!!
LC: [ Thanks, AA. ] LC: [ LA, what if YYou happen to shoot one that falls upon YYou? ]
AA: they arne so good, sa.
LA: WHAT KIND OF IDIOT BRINGS HER KILL DOWN ON HER OWN HEAD
AA: they'rne, ike, the best fucking things evern. look at that shit. it is P RN E C.
LC: [ It could happen to absolutelYY anYYone, so I am just asking. ]
AA: .. and okay, y, walking. W A L K I N G. don't lose yrn horns, hads, jeez.
ID: my horns will remain on my head. and above my head i guess.
LA: BITCH PLEASE I AM A MUCH BETTER SHOT THAN THAT
LA: I KNOW HOW NOT TO BRING THINGS ON MY HEAD
LC: [ That sounds like something a troll would saYY who actuallYY brings trouble on their own head. ]
ID: ^^^^
LA: YOU COULD ALWAYS COME DOWN HERE AND WATCH ME
LA: I DON'T BITE
LC: [ I am good. ]
LA: DID NOBODY TEACH YOU NOT TO REFUSE A LADY'S POLITE REQUEST COW EYES
SA: the shouting implies you bite, admittedly.
SA: Yern, you're back.
LC: [ Well, I should have said: I am good, but thanks for the offer. ] LC: [ Last time I checked I had no such eYYes. ]
LC: [ AdmittedlYY, I am. ]
LA: WHAT SHOUTING???
LA: THIS IS HOW I TALK
LC: [ So, do YYou shout at others when YYou talk to them face-to-face? ]
LA: OF COURSE NOT!! LA: BUT THEY KEEP SAYING I DO
LA: I DON'T KNOW WHY
LC: [ Well, I wonder whYY. ]
LA: I'M JUST TALKING NORMALLY
AA: good newwwws. AA: i am at my hotel. >:}
LC: [ Sweet. ]
AA: bad news, i totes lost the goddamn fucking ky.
ID: ohhh my god.
ID: =:/ is there any staff around.
LC: [ That's unfortunate. ]
ID: if not. find a cart. should be a master key on it you can use.
ID: if so. ask for another damn key.
AA: i'm not gonna ask 'em for a key.
AA: and have 'em be like "omgggg, you lost yrn key, that's so sad." AA: B O RN I N G.
AA: i am going to
AA: P I C K T H E L O C K.
LA: BLAST THE LOCK OPEN
AA: ...
ID: ...i bet you you can't get it picked in five minutes.
AA: i am going to P U N CH O F F T H E L O CK. >:}
ID: no you fucking aren't.
LC: [ But YYou'd need to paYY for the damage if YYou do that. ]
LA: GO GO GO
LA: PUNCH THE LOCK!!!!!!!!!
ID: i bet that you couldn't pick it sip.
LC: [ Don't listen to LA. ]
ID: unless you're too scared.
ID: that is.
LA: LISTEN TO LA
LC: [ Don't listen to LA. ]
AA: lmfaooo, lc, i'm like
AA: i can totes pay forn the damage.
LA: LISTEN TO LA
AA: i could totes buy this hotel, if i wanted, j s yk.
LA: BUY THE HOTEL ON THE WHALE
ID: but can you pick a lock.
LC: [ While I am aware, it might leave YYou with a room that got a busted door and no waYY of locking it for the daYYtime. ]
AA: >:{ AA: i can totally pick a lock!!
ID: prooove it.
ID: unless you can't.
LA: OH COME ON AA LA: YOU ONLY LIVE A SHORT TIME BEFORE THE GODS SHOOT YOU DOWN
LA: SO PICK THAT LOCK
LA: AND REGRET NOTHING
AA: i am pciknig it rn, stfu.
AA: also that totes isn't how gods wornk, god.
AA: lrn2rnleigion.
AA: >:P
LA: THAT'S HOW MINE WORK LA: HASHTAG OR WHATEVER RUDE
SA: #
ID: also if you pick that lock and then discover the key in your back pocket. i will not be pleased.
AA: yrn gods suck, then, sozzzz.
LA: MY GODS ARE AWESOME AND I ACCEPT THE FACT THAT YOU THINK THEY SUCK
LA: BECAUSE I AM NOT AN INSECURE ASS
AA: okay, you A L S O suck.
AA: >:}
LA: WHAT'S YOUR POINT
LA: BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT MAKING ANY POINTS LA: YOU'RE JUST TRYING FOR A REACTION
ID: sip is also high so. you're fighting a disable opponent. go back to bugging prisma.
ID: or the blueblood.
SA: please do not fight me. I am military trained.
AA: yrn not wornth making actual points, bb. gotta be, like, morne enterntaining than just shouting.
AA: !!
SA: I heavily discourage this.
AA: what sornt of militarny trnained?
LA: FOR THE LAST TIME I'M NOT SHOUTING LA: THIS IS HOW I TALK
ID: i meant verbal fighting prisma hold back there.
SA: Oh.
SA: Yes. alright.
AA: i totally mean physical fighting.
AA: gimme yrn deets.
SA: I--
AA: i want yrn deets.
SA: No.
ID: oh my god sip you can't even pick a lock let alone fight fucking /no/.
AA: A L L T H E D E E -- whyyyyyyy. >:{
AA: i am picking the lock!! stfu, omfg.
LA: BITE THE LOCK
ID: is it open yet? no? then you aren't picking it.
ID: you're just stabbing it.
LC: [ Don't bite the lock. Also I'd rather not dwell into phYYsical fighting, but I am glad there won't be anYY of that. ]
SA: biting the lock seems highly impractical.
SA: at that point you may as well kick the door down.
LA: BY THE WAY I'M LEAVING LA: I HAVE TO GO SHOOT MY FRIEND'S PARAMOUR UNTIL IT DIES LA: BYEEEEE~
LA: I'LL MISS YOU MOST OF ALL COW EYES HEHE
SA: ...their lover?
LC: [ Well then. ] LC: [ Biting the lock would most likelYY end up as a teeth-breaking experience. ] LC: [ Don't ask. I have no idea. ]
ID: i think we can all agree la is weird as fuck.
LC: [ I feel like meeting them face-to-face would end up in a fight. ]
ID: they'd probably try eating you. or some shit.
LC: [ Given how theYY kept going on about shooting things. ]
LC: [ I am positive theYY'd trYY to shoot me first. ]
SA: cannibalism is more common on this planet than people realize.
SA: it's pathetic.
SA: LC, not getting shot is simple.
SA: just don't.
ID: ^^^^
LC: [ Well I won't go out of mYY waYY to meet her. ] LC: [ it's not among mYY plans. ]
SA: especially amongst indigos and fuchsias, but i suppose that is rude to say.
LC: [ YYou are not wrong, though. And it genuinelYY unnerves me, to be honest. ]
ID: they get away with the most shit so. of course it's them.
SA: i like to call them assclowns.
SA: if they want to be clowns so bad.
SA: anyways.
ID: i like you prisma. you're alright.
SA: I appreciate this.
LC: [ To be fair, YYou aren't lYYing about them Prisma. ]
SA: a shame.
AA: yesss, clown rnagging.
AA: A+.
ID: how goes the lock picking?
LC: [ Did YYou manage to get into YYour room? ] LC: [ And uh well. We are just stating the truth. ]
SA: did you bite the lock?
AA: i bit the lock!
AA: do not bite fucking locks.
AA: but i am I N. >:}
ID: good. pp.
ID: also did you break any teeth.
LC: [ I'd saYY I can't believe YYou bit the lock, but I'd be lYYing if I did. ]
AA has attached _THEBESTDAD.PNG!_ It is a hummingbird lusus sitting in a bowl of sugar water. It is on fire.
AA: ofc i bit the lock. it was fucking sassing me. >:P AA: why have teeth if you can't bite shit??
SA: Why -- why is it-- wh
AA: ???
ID: oh my god is that to scale. is it really that tiny.
AA: he fits in the centern of my palm!!
ID: it's. sorta cute.
SA: Fire?
AA: he is fucking adornbs. brnb lemme get a pic of him forn scale.
AA: y!
AA: ... if he'll fucking hold still.
ID: does he burn you.
AA has attached PIC23405934059345.JPEG! It's a blurry picture of the same hummingbird lusus, sitting in the palm of her hand. He is still on fire, with fire pooling over the edge of her fingers.
AA: y. he is totes burning the shit out of me rn. AA: that's how parnenting wornks, rnight.
AA: just B U RN N T H E M?? >:}
ID: i mean it's hard to imagine something that little parenting without a little burning.
SA: it's cute but why is it not roasting to death.
SA: should you perhaps put them down.
AA: naaaaah, he totes can burn the shit outta me. AA: rnemind me and i'll show you the spots, they'rne wicked gnarnly.
AA: it's psi, losern. AA: yrn yellow, arnen't you a sparnkplug?? >:} you know how it goes.
ID: noted. =:P all about the gnarly.
SA: are you pyrokinetic?
SA: I'm puzzled. Where did this conversation go.
AA: whaaaaaaat. no.
SA: No, I do not know how it goes. My lusus never was.
AA: wtf would i be pyrnokinetic?
AA: he's a firnestarntern. i'm a totes flatscan, dude. >:}
ID: i wish my lusus had psi. he'd look kickass with a floating horn of his own.
AA: he, being, like, the birnd. AA: not hads.
AA: cut off parnt of yrn horn and float it forn him!
ID: hard pass.
AA: selfish. >:{
ID: also sorry on the no lusus thing prisma.
SA: it's fine, I wasn't attached to them anyways.
ID: at least you're sobering up enough to not be spelling everything wrong sip. =:P
SA: Yes, that is appreciated.
SA: It makes it much easier to understand although I still don't.
AA: lmao, fuck off. >:P i wish i brnought some honey w/ me. i have, like. AA: the wornst goddamn panache. AA: and this watern sucks.
AA: and AA: wtf don't you undernstand??
AA: dd!
AA: ddddddddddd
SA: Pinache for what?
AA: spinach? what?
ID: get some real water.
SA: I... no..
ID: pan-ache prisma.
ID: her head hurts.
SA: oh.
SA: then why not say headache?
ID: because it's lowblood slang.
AA: bc we'rne not coldbloods. >:} what'rne you, clown-rnaised??
ID: also known as the best kind of slang.
SA: I mean, yes, technically i was raised by highbloods.
SA: if you want to become extremely critical about it.
ID: well that explains everything.
SA: but realistically no.
AA: hahaha, wow. it sucks 2 be yellow.
SA: Oh no, I talk this way for a different reason.
SA: anyways.
SA: I feel very strange amongst all of you, but it's nice.
SA: I'm sorry i am an oddity.
AA: dnw, dnw. yrn qt. AA: we will teach you ourn ways.
ID: yellows are just warm enough to have psi, just cold enough to live long enough to fuck with. it's their curse.
ID: we're all odd in our own ways! sip feeds worms her blood for instance.
ID: i'm odd in how damn perfect i am in every way.
AA: hads wearns tatts like a clown. AA: which is obvs pernf nornm.
SA: ...worms.
AA: omggg, no, not you, too.
SA: Alright.
AA: it's usefuuuuul.
ID: i don't look like a clown stfu.
AA: you stfu.
SA: friends, no.
ID: do clowns paint their torso?
AA: sa, yrn learning, so i'm not gonna tell Y O U to stfu. AA: but also, like, they'rne not W O RN M S, they arne cool parnasite body tech.
AA: and y, y, the dedicated ones do. >:}
ID: they're more leeches than worms.
SA: like biotechnology?
AA: yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
SA: I see.
SA: is it experimental?
ID: clowns are just stealing my fashion. =:'(
ID: she grows them out back of a pizza joint.
ID: so.
SA: what
AA: n, it's offish.
AA: and i do noooooot. AA: gausia's a goddan liarn.
AA: goddan.
AA: G O D D A M N.
ID: more high still than i thought.
SS: (Scuse you, XD, xt's totes a coffee joxnt.)
ID: oh hey lal. you missed sip being a high fool.
SS: (Omfg)
SS: (Why xs lxfe so terrxble?)
SS: (Someone xnvent txme travel, pls, X gotta get xn on that mess. (\qnq/) )
ID: it wasn't that funny, don't worry.
ID: just go backread.
ID: live vicariously and shit.
SS: (Was xt, lxke, bad funny?) SS: (Cos xf xt was bad funny X'ma up and feel lxke a proper dxck.)
AA: SA. SAAAAAA.
ID: no it wasn't that bad.
AA: pls tell me yrn not one of these dornks clutching theirn pearnls overn honey.
ID: like. the worst that happened was her almost getting on a whale.
ID: he probably doesn't even know what honey is!
SA: excuse me?
SA: I know what honey is.
SA: thank you.
SS: (Yeah, it's what you put in your tea. (\eue/) )
ID: are you against mind honey tea then?
SS: (Also, wtf, Sipa, where'd you get honey??) SS: (And why wasn't it at Miss Taylor's totes lovely and upstanding cafe?)
SA: I do not touch mind honey or sopor. My inhibitor would react very badly to it.
SA: I have no intention of rotting my psionics for a temprorary change.
ID: inhibitor.
SA: please ignore that statement.
SA: I have explained enough.
SA: regardless, it is bad.
ID: not ignoring it, but i won't push further!
SS: (Sounds like baggage, pal!)
SS: (Can't go askin bout that or we're all gonna hafta get sappy in here.)
SA: baggage implies i am bothered.
SA: but i've already told Hadean and Pheres my life story.
SA: and I have been here for less than 24 hours.
SS: (Damn, apparently I'm missin out on all the good convos!)
ID: sorry lal. too busy working? or partying?
AA: what whaaat.
AA: you told phern yrn life storny.
SA: your only solution is to now be here for every waking moment.
AA: but you wouldn't even gimme like, yrn militarny fighting deets?
ID: yeah me and pher got the whole thinggg.
AA: i am qqing. fight me, you fuckwaffle. >:{
SA: i was in the military, that's enough ...
SA: "deets"
SS: (Too busy makin a livin like the totes upstanding citizen I am!) SS: (Also I dared some chick to go out and stare at the meteor to see if her ganderbulbs fall out and I had ta film that.)
SA: that is terrible an unscientific.
AA: also, nobody wants queenie's mindhoney, lal. AA: idefk what yrn bees arne eating, but it's grnoss.
SS: (Wtf, dude, rude.)
ID: queenie.
AA: queenie!!
ID: =:?
AA: why arne we >:?-nig.
SS: (Maybe it's just the weirdo druggie that's effin it up, no need to up and get shirty bout the big lady.)
ID: what's a queenie.
SS: (Gotta uphold the jade solidarity here!)
AA: ... lmfao, y, rnight. yrn ternrnrifying big lady. AA: 'kay, like, yrn crneepy cafe honey, how's that.
SA: ... are you all drug addicts?
AA: oh my god.
ID: i'm not.
AA: you A RN E clutching yrn pearnls.
SS: (Hey, pal, if I could afford that ish I wouldn't be workin customer service.)
AA: >:{
ID: my psi don't really mix well with drugs so.
SS: (Also, I'm p sure it wouldn't do jack to me, on accounta the lack of sparks.)
AA: it just makes you chill the fuck out, dude.
SS: (Ah, yes, exactly what I need.)
SS: (Brb gettin my fifth coffee.)
SS: (So I can survive this shift.)
ID: no wonder lal has zero chill.
SS: (It's a coping mechanism, I'm v sensitive about it. (\qnq/) )
SA: caffiene is also
SA: a drug.
SS: (Don't make fun of me or I'll cry.)
ID: it sure is.
SS: (And then we're both gonna be feelin the awks.)
SS: (And damn, pal, really?)
SS: (Totes didn't know that!)
SS: (Please tell me more.)
SA: ... I can't tell if you are being facetious or not.
ID: prisma that was sarcasm.
SS: (Get educational up in here!)
ID: don't.
SA: I-- alright.
SS: ( (\eue/) )
ID: assume everything out of him is sarcasm.
ID: like. 85 percent of the time.
SS: (I love you, ID.)
SS: (From the bottom of my pusher.)
ID: 💋
SS: (Let's elope.)
ID: fuck no you pop a ring on this finger right now.
ID: and don't get it out of a gumball machine. i'll know.
SS: (And ty, ty, it's 85% sarcasm and 15% crushing honesty that you can't tell from the rest cos otherwise it's exposin emotional vulnerabilities. (\^_^/) )
SA: crushing?
SA: are you two in love?
SS: (Yes.)
ID: remember what i said about sarcasm prisma.
AA: omfg, i look away forn two secs and you ppl arne getting fucking handfasted.
AA: n, it is 100% legit.
AA: they arne making this shit RN E A L.
SS: (Deeply! I'm up and gettin a ring now - d'you think bakery wire twisty things, or just straight up a bagel?)
SS: (I feel like ID would appreciate the bagel.)
SA: you may as well invest in a ring pop.
ID: it better have a stone.
SS: (They're ring-like and edible!)
ID: ...get a ring pop.
SA: I need to lie down, this is too much.
ID: what quad is this.
SS: (I got raisins, pal. That's, like, at least ten adornments.)
SS: (Uhh)
SA: I feel like i'm watching an episode of troll jerry springer.
ID: aww prisma you were just getting fun.
SS: (ID.) SS: (ID.) SS: (We're gettin hitched and you aint' even in the know about what quad it is???)
AA: go lay down, take a brneathern, don't do mind honey, prnisma.
ID: i want a quad-specific colored ring pop lal.
SS: ( (\qnq/) )
AA: arne you keeping notes on this shit, btw??
SA: I will be more fun after a rest.
SA: goodnight.
ID: i guess if you say so. go take your rest.
AA: latern. >:}
SS: (Tootles!)
AA: hads, wrnite him notes, dude.
SS: (I'm gettin you an effin bagel and you're gonna cherish it on accounta you're the one in this relationship that ain't even clear on our color!)
AA: bc rn poorn chucklehead's drnowning like lal in high watern. >:}
ID: you give me a lot of conflicting messages lal!
ID: sip get in this and ashen for us.
ID: we're too much of a mess on our own.
SS: ( (\qnq/) )
AA: do i get to hit you with a metaphornical club,??
AA: btw my bagel bettern have S P RN I N K L E S.
SS: (My poor pusher has been torn plum in two, pal.)
ID: wow this relationship is turning abusive already.
ID: hush and get the sprinkle donut lal. you know we need this.
SS: (Wow.) SS: (Does that make me the handmaiden in this relationship?)
SS: (Cos I ain't no cheap handmaiden.) SS: (Tips or gtfo.)
ID: my tip is get the bagels or else. =:P
SS: (Help, help, I need an auspistice!) SS: (I'm getting menaced! (\qnq/) )
ID: we are your auspistice.
ID: nerd.
SS: (...) SS: (Help, help, I need an intervention!)
SS: (Also.) SS: (So.) SS: (Fun fact hour.)
SS: (The giant flaming omen of doom in our sky?) SS: (You should totes, like, uh, wear shades or some ish if you're gonne, say, squint at it disbelievingly for upwards of five minutes.)
SS: (On accounta if you don't there are some chances of minimal to extreme visual impairment.)
ID: i mean i'm staying indoors but good to know.
SS: (Cool, cool. Cool. V cool. Good to know. Cool.)
SS: (Also I've gone extra blind.)
SS: (On an unrelated note.)
ID: wait you're blind?
SS: (Like, you think you're really blind? Like really blind, but it turns out you can be way more blind!)
SS: (Yeah, dude, I'm blind mutant cullbait on the run from the authorities!)
SS: (All of that is definitely and totally true.)
SS: (And I definitely don't just wear ocular lenses.)
SS: (Don't report me or I'll get culled!) SS: (We're quads now so you gotta care about that kinda ish. (\unu/) )
ID: uh-huhh.
ID: guess if sip brings you to meet me at the fair i can find out the truth then.
SS: (Whaddaya mean? I just up and told you the truth!) SS: (I'm deffo 100% blind!) SS: (Except 110% blind now, I guess?)
SS: (Look, I didn't do great in math schoolfeeds.)
ID: well if you're blind i can see why.
SS: (Wow, are you discriminatin against my math skills?)
ID: yeppp.
ID: what are you gonna do? =:P
SS: (I'm hurt!) SS: (This is why we need an auspistice!)
ID: well sip has abandoned us.
ID: probably to go hurl.
SS: (Idk, dude, probably stare tearfully at Sipa until she falls victim to the forlorn expression or possibly just gets really annoyed and wants me to stop.)
SS: (LUL)
SS: (RIP Sipa, a mess like 50% of the time I see her.)
ID: what, she almost faint from blood loss in front of you too?
SS: (Nah, but first time I saw her I was like 80% sure she was, like, fresh outta whatevs cool new activity young whippersnappers get up to nowanights, which was, judgin by her face-state, makin out with a meat grinder. (\unu/) )
SS: (Then she threw me over a table, so, like, sympathy gone.)
ID: hahah woowww.
AA: i am not h u rn l i n g.
ID: are you laying down so the world will stop spinning?
AA: omg, do you even know the diff b/w drninking and like AA: taking honey? j/k, rnhetornical q, obvs you do not.
AA: n.
ID: i'm sorry i can't go get drunk and high like all the cool kids!
AA: i am in my coon, bc i totes wanna ese if this phone's gonna surnvive soporn. AA: surnvival of the ifttest, ectect.
SS: (It's cool, pal, you can sit with me in the peanut gallery! We got noisemakers and the ability to flee faster than the irate stoners.)
ID: about damn time you got in the coon.
AA: also, lmao, lal, stfu. AA: yrn the only one being inapprnoprniate w/ electrnonics, 'kay. >:}
SS: (Woooow, wtfs that supposed to mean?) SS: (My love with the coffee maker is pure and platonic.)
ID: uh-huh. you coffee-drugee.
SS: (We're holdin off till handfasting.)
SS: (She takes care of me!)
ID: i don't get that either so i get my own gallery!
SS: (Unlike some of my other quads. (\qnq/) )
ID: cry me a river. =:P
SS: (Only if you build me a bridge so I can up and get over it. (\qnq/) )
ID: i'll build you a bridge to jump off of.
AA: hey, hey, none of that.
AA: eithern you P U S H H I M like a prnopern quad orn you gtfo.
ID: ughh, fiiine.
SS: (See!) SS: (At least someone knows how to up and treat me right.)
ID: boo hoo. you never treat me right.
SS: (I'm gettin you a bagel! With raisins!)
ID: i wanted a ring pop. =:'(
SS: (Well, maybe you shoulda paid more attention to the nature of our relationship, then. (\qnq/) )
ID: just admit you're too poor for a ring pop.
SS: (I'm deffo too broke for a ring pop, pal.) SS: (That ish means I gotta shell out for whatevs I'd've been gettin paid over the break time it'd take to go down to the grocery! (\qnq/) )
ID: see, you're never honest with me. this is why we need an ashen. =:'(
AA: boop.
AA: and all that. >:}
ID: sip tell lal not to be a dirty liar. =:'(
SS: (Maybe Hads is right.) SS: (Maybe I've been the weak link all along!)
SS: (Maybe I ain't the kinda guy what belogs with a person, proper-like.)
SS: (A lone howlbeast!)
AA: idk, dude, mb you do totes belogs with ppl. AA: as long as yrn not skipping leg day. >:P
ID: lal skips like. all days.
ID: i assume.
AA: and nnnnnn. that's who he I S, hads. like, an itsy bitsy bundle of totaol hoobeast shit. AA: brnoke hoofbeast shit.
AA: prnobs. hey, look, that means you both match. >:}
ID: i have psi. does he?
SS: (Leg day's erryday!) SS: (Goin' round deliverin coffee to table's a workout, right??)
SS: (And damn straight I got psi!)
SS: (My power's, uh, bein incredibly attractive to every one around me.)
ID: wow, guess i'm suddenly immune to psionics.
SS: (See, this is why we got relationship problems.)
SS: (You just don't believe in me.)
AA: arne oyu saying emo goths ain't yrn swoon maternial, hads? AA: this is why ourn ash is crnumbling, btw.
AA: all of these failed expectations. >:"[
ID: ahahah is he really an emo goth.
AA: y!
AA: oh my god, y.
ID: lame.
SA: lone wolves are actually almost certain to encounter death or starvation if they are unable to locate a new pack.
SS: (Omg, I am not!)
SS: (I'm an emo nerd!)
SS: (Get it right.)
ID: heyyy prisma have a good nap or whatever?
AA: he wearns white lenses in his eyes to look hella goth.
AA: just sayin'.
SA: Yes. I took some medicine and I feel much better.
ID: medicine? =:?
SA: ...yes.
SS: (Look, we can't go out tellin the emos that kinda ish, Sipa, or I'ma lose my cred.)
AA: and omg. good. >:} AA: can't have you getting too tirned to learn, dude.
SS: (Wow, now who's the drug addict?)
SS: (Actually, tho, that sounds sketch af.)
AA: lmfao.
ID: you're all addicts and i'm judging you all.
SS: (In the 'somethin's wrong w/ you' sense.)
AA: oh, stfu, he ain't cullbait. AA: he's prnobs just talkin', like, booze.
SA: an addiction implies i require medication. I do not require medication.
SA: It just helped my headache.
ID: he's not cullbait, he's highblood raised psi.
SA: ...Do you not know what medicine is.
AA: y, exactly.
SS: (Pal, I ain't the one what said cullbait!) SS: (Twixt the dampeners and ish, I was figurin he's some top secret military psi weapon or some ish.)
AA: n, he ain't fancy enough forn that, soz.
ID: fun fact prisma, most of us poor folks can't afford medicine.
SA: not anymore, if that's comforting.
SA: oh.
SS: (Meds're what you take to get buzzed, right?)
SA: I am sorry.
SS: (Like honey's for chill, meds are for buzz.)
SA: Ideally no but i suppose in your life, yes.
ID: it's fine for me because getting sick is for nerds.
AA: getting sick I S forn nernds.
SS: (See?) SS: (I'm glad we established I retain nerd cred.)
ID: says the troll soaking in her coon with a panache.
SA: who, AA?
ID: yes.
SA: Maybe you should drink water.
SA: dehydration cuases headaches.
ID: i already told her that.
SA: being high could cause that.
SA: See.
SA: I appreciate you more.
ID: so prisma, are you allowed to send pics of yourself? let us see your mug!
AA: oh, hush, it ain't bc i took honey. AA: what'rne you ppl, my lusus? >:P bc i got one alrneady.
AA: it's bc we have a fuck-huge meteorn fucking up evernything outside.
AA: duuuuuuh.
ID: uh-huh.
SS: (I mean, that's deffo why I'm laid out!)
SA: I do not know how to send photos on this platform. Which mug would you like, the kitty one or the chic one?
SS: (Totes credible, imo. (\unu/) )
AA: the chick one!!
AA: see, lal suppornts me.
AA: this is why lal's getting a rnide on murdernrnoad.
ID: your face i meant sa.
SA: I'm alarmed for both of you.
SS: (Deffo chicks.) SS: (I am totes not sayin that to get on Sipa's good side.)
ID: mug means face.
AA: _totes_ not. >:}
SS: ( (\uwu/) )
SA has attached SupposedlyaMug.png
SS: (Totes a mug!)
SS: (Probs.)
SS: (As previously mentioned: am currently extra blind!)
ID: huh you're kinda pretty. congrats.
SS: (It's a v nice lookin blur.)
SS: (I defer to Hadean's judgy nature.)
SA: thank you.
SA: I'm sorry, SS.
SA: I'm rather angular and have a hipster haircut, if that helps.
SA: What do you all look like?
ID: don't be sorry prisma, dumbass stared at the meteor.
SS: (Super hot!)
ID: one sec let me put a shirt on.
SS: (The meteor, I mean.) SS: (But also me, deffo.)
SS: (Eyyyy, selfie time!)
SA: You should get sunglasses at the next opportunity.
AA: lmao. AA: congrnats, prnisma, yrn waaaay less nerndy than anyone else.
AA: like the rning.
SS: (I got shades! I just wanted to get, like, a proper good look. (\unu/) )
SS: (Ain't my fault the sky is evil.)
SA: I thought nerds wore sweatervests. isn't that the stereotype
AA: shades don't do shiiiit. it's brmoght af.
AA: y. these two arne nothing but sweaternvests.
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SS has sent TellMeImPrerry.png!
SA: what is that... sphere.
AA: omg, wait, do I gotta get up to take a selfie. >:{
ID: it's a horn.
SA: Yes, AA.
SA: I will not tell you you are pretty. The hair color is unique, though.
ID: lal you fucking edgelord.
SS: (I ain't the one with a fuckin - is that a floatin horn or is your rack just effed up?)
ID: i can tell you're blind by your hair styling.
ID: yes it's a floating horn. deal with it.
SS: (Wow, rude!) SS: (It's that way naturally.) SS: (Ain't touched dye in my life. (\eue/) )
AA: dnw, lal, I totes think yrn a prnetty prnincess. AA: even if you style yrn headfluff in the darnk. >:}
ID: i meant the style not the color.
ID: the... spiky mullet look.
SS: (At least someone loves me.)
SS: (I call it 'just spent 14 hours working' chic, pal!)
SA: You can also reduce it to I worked a more reasonable 8 hours chic by using a hairbrush.
ID: just let it get long enough to braid.
ID: braids fix everything.
SA: no.
SS: (Oh, damn, we got some strong fashion opinions in here?)
AA has attached SUP.JPEG.
SS: (Eyyyy, my fav cave goblin!)
AA: brnaids totes fix evernything. >:}
SA: What... are you in.
SA: Are you alright?
AA: a wornm. duh.
SA: You've been eaten?
SS: (She's gettin eaten by a sandworm, yeah.)
ID: a coon. you a fellow non-cooner prisma?
SS: (It's been an ongoing thing, pal.)
SS: (Keep up!)
SA: I take medicine to allievate psionic nightmares. I do not use a... worm.
ID: pshhh. just use nothing. like me. it's fine.
SS: (^^^^^)
SA: I have to disagree.
SA: For me, at least.
AA: wait wtf.
SS: (Saves caegars, too!)
AA: don't sleep drny, holy shit.
AA: at least use, like, a soporn patch.
SS: (Sopor patches are for the weak!)
ID: what part of drugs don't work don't you understand. =:I
ID: did i say every drug but sopor is okay.
AA: >:{
AA: soporn isn't even a fucking drnug, dude.
SA: 😂
AA: wtf is up w/ yrn psi??
ID: my psi just fucks with how my body. absorbs shit. or whatever.
ID: i'm not a nerd i don't know the fancy words.
SA: I thought it acted like a drug if ingested, AA.
AA: that's why i said get a patch, duh.
SA: So it is a drug.
SS: (Wtf's even your def of drugs, here, pal?) SS: (You delete vitamin C, or only ish that your schoolfeeds tell you you ain't supposed to be on??) SS: (There any brand loyalty, here? Like, trollbuprofen only, or trollvil, too?)
AA: omggg, it ain't a drnug. no morne than, like, idefk.
AA: you think sugarn's a drnug??
ID: i mean i burn through sugar quick i think?
ID: why the fuck do you think i eat so much.
SA: I don't know if you're dragging me or Hadean.
AA: both!
SA: sugar does influence the mind, yes.
SA: But i don't know if the response is as acute as hard drugs or caffeine.
ID: you can go through sugar withdrawals can't you?
SA: Is your psionic metabolism based?
SA: I believe so, yes.
ID: it's not- i dunno. i'm complicated.
ID: all i know is that my psi messes with my body a lot.
AA: >:\
AA: you should know wtf yrn psi does, dude.
AA: also, wtf have you eaten today except, like, snacks and shit.
ID: snacks.
ID: more snacks.
AA: gimme yrn coornds.
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AA: i am sending you, like, T W O pizzas. AA: but they'rne gonna be, like, fish. bc you suck.
ID: =:'(
ID: i don't suck, i got you to not go on a whale.
SA: What is the point of sending them something they may not eat.
ID: oh i'll fucking eat it.
AA: ofc he's gonna eat it.
AA: i could send him, idefk, curnrny banana pasta pizza and he'd eat it.
AA: and then be like 'i'm hungrnyyyyyyy.'
SA: pineapple.
AA: he'll eat that too, dude.
ID: =:( i'm always hungry. protip.
AA: n/m, making one fish and pineapples.
SA: that's disgusting.
ID: =:( =:( =:(
ID: siiipppp.
ID: i want meat loverssss.
ID: it has more calories.
ID: delicious delicious calories.
SA: that is also disgusting.
SA: Pizza makes me sad.
AA: meat is grnosssss.
ID: meat is delicious.
AA: but 'kay, w/e, w/e. AA: you want yrn grnoss rnancid hoofbeast flesh, you get it, b/c, like, you D I D fuss abt whales.
AA: which i wasn't gettin' on.
AA: but that was hilarnious.
AA: wtf you got against pizza, prnisma??
ID: =>:I
AA: that's prnimetime lowblood exp rnight therne.
ID: prisma just needs to have a good pizza.
AA: ......... prnisma gimme yrn coornds.
SA: I'd rather not.
ID: try it prismaaa.
ID: and if you don't like it send it to me.
AA: you nevern give me any of yrn deets. >:'{
SA has sent LoftAddress.txt
SA: fine. Do with what you wish.
ID: a loft, that sounds fancy.
SA: would you like to see it?
ID: yes, pp.
SA has sent Studio.png
ID: what the fuckkkkk.
ID: that's fancy as shit.
AA: why's it in all white?
AA: arne you anothern goth nernd? am i like, the only one herne frnee of the gothplague?
AA: bc, lame. also, sent you a pizza.
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SS: (Omg, is it 'show and tell' night?)
AA: ... why is yrn trnap next to yrn bed??
SS: (Showin off everyone's blocks?)
ID: i dunno.
AA: also, holy shit, phernes would fucking murndern you forn that.
AA: and y. y. it is.
AA: i ain't showing off mine. but you shoyuld totes pp.
SA: My what?
ID: man you are sheltered prisma.
ID: which words confused you.
SA: that is very. unique carpet.
SA: trap?
SA: I don't have a trap.
ID: tub!
LL: (Nah, pal, I'll join you in lack of pix!) LL: (Your company is a balm to my isolation woes on accounta I ain't got a place.)
AA: ablution trnap.
AA: it's - y. the thing you bathe in.
AA: orn fucking swim, in hads case.
ID: i am so well versed in the highblood terms. i'll be your guide.
AA: also, stfu, lal, you totes got a place.
ID: that trap is a damned blessing okay.
AA: undern a rnock. in the desernt.
AA: ain't that wherne you found yrn jade brno? >:}
SA: It's a glass wall.
SA: Not my bathroom.
SA: My bathroom is in a separate room.
SS: (Right, totes, forgot about that one!) SS: (Got myself an underground stone mansion and ish!)
SA: I use a shower, not a bathtub.
ID: well you're missing out.
SS: (S'got a seaside view on accounta it's built into a cliff!)
SA: that sounds lovely, SS.
AA: shit, and herne i am, living off a fucking bike.
AA: i am U P S T A G E D. >:}
SA: But what about your worm?
ID: the coon is just a coon prisma.
SA: yes, but I find worm to be more comedic to say.
ID: it's part of the rented room.
AA: wornm is totes morne comedic to say. points2you, clownbb, yrn learning. >:}
AA: y/y/y, it's parnt of the rnoom.
AA: you can't trnavel with wornms unless they'rne on you. shit's 2big.
ID: luckily sip keepts her leeches on her.
AA: keepts.
AA: that's lowblood slang too, prnisma. >:}
ID: also thanks for the food sip.
SA: I hope you keepts trying to make me believe you're serious witht hat face
SA: 🙃
AA: i hate everny single one of yrn hornrnible, hornrnible smileys, jsyk.
AA: >:}
ID: ohh man i did not know there was an upside down one.
ID: upside down is my jam.
ID: 🙃
SA: I love the emojis.
SA: 😊
SA: AA, what do you do for a living?
SA: I can't figure it out.
ID: protip prisma, the best way to eat pizza is with two pieces on top of each other for maximum pizza.
ID: aa fights in pits for cash.
ID: i'm told she's famous. but i have my doubts!
ID: i have yet to see a wriggler wearing a shirt with her face on it.
ID: which is the true benchmark of fame.
SA: ...Please, no, Hadean.
SA: A pit fighter...
SA: i suppose that would explain the biotechnology.
AA: wow, rnude. AA: i don't lits fight in pits.
ID: eww rhyming.
AA: that was when i was a pupa. >:} AA: now it's, like, all stages, all the time.
AA: stfuuuu.
ID: still, no wriggler shirts with your face on them. what's up with that.
SA: Do you make a lot doing that?
AA: wtf would they have my face on 'em, when they can have my sweet symbol instead? >:}
AA: and y!
AA: wait, shit. depends on whom i'm tussling w/.
AA: i made mad bux on mui. totes wornth it.
SA: I see. I'm glad it works out for you.
ID: what do you do prisma? if not. clown shit.
SA: I work for a number of mafias to collect information and perform assassinations.
SA: I'm joking.
SA: It's hard to tell.
AA: lmfao.
AA: A R N E you joking??
AA: bc that's totes what a mob killern W O U L D say.
SA: I'm a freelancer. I sell out my psionics to the highest bidder.
AA: hahaha, shit. AA: hope yrn carneful doing that, dude, bc that sounds like prnimetime way to end up in someone's basement.
ID: so. possibly selling to mafias.
ID: or in a helmscolumn or some shit.
SA: I cannot be bound permanently to a helmship, so I am not worried.
ID: haha what.
SA: I don't think anyone would put me in a basement.
SA: Actually, I find people for other people, most of the time.
SA: that's what i did in the military.
SA My clairvoyance let me locate spies or missing colony trolls.
ID: people for people to do what with?
AA: wait, how old arne you?
AA: arne you a geezern?
ID: 10 he said?
ID: 10?
SA: Yes.
SA: I don't know what they do with my targets.
SA: What they wish, I suppose
SA: They are not transparent about why they want the person. Just that they will give me a large sum to find them.
ID: wooowww. promise not to go turncoat on us if someone offers you cash for us prisma.
ID: =>:P
SA: I don't think anyone will.
ID: but if they do, refuse!
SA: But I've been doing it less. My medicine is too expensive to afford now. So I have no reason to continue earning money except to pay my apartment rent.
SA: AA, to answer your question more accurately, i was raised to do this since i was young.
SA: I did not start at a conventional exile age.
ID: so do you need the medicine after you use psi...?
AA: huh.
SA: will you both be exiled, or are you renegades?
SA: the medicine works with the inhibitor.
AA: hahahaha.
SA: My psionics are broken. they were surgically altered.
AA: wow, totes not answerning that. >:}
ID: i'm telling you, they keep snatching wrigglers younger and younger.
ID: ^^^^
ID: oh hey sip, psionic surgery. that's like. your jam?
ID: what'd they do to you?
AA: what?
AA: hahaha, why would you say that's my jam. >:}
SA: perhaps because of the biotech?
SA: that seems like a good enough assumption.
ID: because you're a psionics nerd.
ID: like they crammed biotech in you to. do what to your psi?
AA: what, yrn inhibitorn's biotech, prnisma??
AA: idgi. i am lost in this convo.
SA: It isn't biotech, rather, it is grafted to me and relies on a number of injections to operate correctly.
SA: when i was... placed on planet, I wasn't given any injections. The idea was that i would go into a withdrawal and slowly shut down.
SA: they were wrong.
SS: (Wtf, that's nutty!) SS: (What kinda injections?)
SA: anyways, it controls my psionics and prevents me from using them above their most basic degree.
SA: However, I am also a very strong psion.
SA: Hormones, usually. But also sedatives.
LL: (Huh!)
AA: huh.
SA sends Inhibitor.png
LL: (Grafted, like, cybertech?)
AA: .. omfggg. AA: that's so cool.
AA: how deep does that go?
AA: like, 'kay, that looks like it's embedded p farn. AA: does that connect dirnectly to yrn nernvous system?
ID: eghhh warn a guy next time.
AA: wait, shit, how low does it go?
SA: between my shoulder baldes.
AA: chillax, hads.
SA: I am sorry, Hadean.
LL: (Holy hells, pal, that's hella extra.)
AA: want me to msg you when we'rne done talking helm shit?
SA: Extra?
ID: yeah that'd be great, thanks.
LL: (Like, that ain't normal inhibitor ish.)
AA: y/y/y/y. go see if yrn pizza's in!
LL: (Oh, shit.)
LL: (Soz, pal.)
SA: Are they squeamish?
AA: he's helmbait, dude. >:} doesn't bug me none, but, like, give a rnust some warning beforne you starnt posting, yyy??
LL: (I mean, it ain't like a guy's liable to get all pleased-like about seein that kinda tech on a body regular-like!) LL: (Sipa and I're just nerds and neither likely to up and get one a'those installed.)
LL: (Ain't like I'd be too pleased with your effin biopsy pix or nothin, neither.)
SA: Oh, I didn't know. I apologize. I am not used to the idea.
SA: I didn't have it installed on purpose. They put it on when I was in training. To make me more malleable.
SA: I don't know what life was like without it, really.
SA: So it comes naturally to me to treat it like a tattoo.
SS: (Real spiky tattoo, there, pal!)
AA: hahaha, wooow.
AA: goddamn, it sucks to be yellow. >:}
SA: I am closer to a cusp, don't worry.
SA: I don't think all yellows experience this.
SA: But I was also with a number of castes. Some of them were red. My partner was orange.
SA: roommate?
SA: something.
SS: (Idk, pal, if I just got a weirdo tat and they paid me that many caegars, I'd take it!)
AA: lmfao, n, but yrn waaaay morne likely to get plucked up forn this hoofbeastshit. AA: rniccin's got shit like that in hern, too. >:P
SS: (Just knock me out for the busy part and I'm down.)
SA: R..iccin?
AA: lame-ass gangleclown with pornts.
SA: Oh. I would like to meet them
AA: anyway. >:} laaaaaal. AA: does that mean you'll totes let me prnactic-- lmao no.
SS: (They put ports and ish on clowns, now? That ain't part of my schoolfeeds!)
AA: omfg, she's yellow, dornklornd. AA: just, like, clowny.
SA: I said like a tattoo, not that it is one. It's much more painful in practice.
SS: (Pal, I said I gotta be out for the key bits, not that I wanna lay around and get eaten by worms for #science.)
SA: Recovery takes a while.
SA: and you have to move.
SA: welcome to hell, SS.
SS: (Wtf's a yellow clown?)
SA: clown is an adjective, in this case, not a noun.
AA: maaaaan, you two arne dourn as fuck.
SS: (Nah, I think the actual def's "a meme.")
SS: (Excuse you, I am downright up and peppy 'bout this new moneymaking op I just found!)
SA: well do you have psionics
SS: (Hook me up, SA, I want a pile a caegars!)
SS: (Does bein tragically handsome count?)
AA: dude, he alrneady saw yrn pic. >:}
SS: (Yeah, and, iirc, he was like 'swoon! Laledy! You're amazing!'!)
SA: and are you willing to be exposed to excruciating experiments and tests that often include competing violently with your peers in a closed space as well as live combat in the real military.
SA: if so, then I can write them.
SA: hah
SA: ha.
SA: I'm not allowed to contact them anymore, actually. It was a funny.
SS: (Uhhh.) SS: (Is it, like, a 'if you've done it you don't gotta do it again' thing, or like a 'you gotta do it regardless if you sign up' thing?)
SA: I was not.
SS: (Also, I suck at combat.)
SA: SS Is not that attractive.
SS: (Sipa can do that bit for me.)
SS: (Wow, now you're up and hurtin my feelings! (\qnq/) )
SA: let's talk about something nice.
SA: I'm sorry. I will not lie to help you feel better.
SA: I said your hair was alright, though.
SS: (That mean you're telling the proper truth bout being sorry, tho? (\eue/) )
SA: Yes.
SS: (It's cool, tho, pal, we can't all have decent taste. (\unu/) )
AA: prnisma, stop being a bulgemunch orn else I'm gonna shove yrn pizza up yrn chute. >:} AA: let's talk nicern shit, y. like how rnad dyed hairn is.
SA: That isn't how chutes work.
AA: not the moss look, obvs. AA: but --
SA: Is your hair dyed?
SS: (Wait, wtf, what is this, a pizza party?)
SA: would you like pizza?
AA: they totally COULD wornk that way.
SA: AA tried to send me some.
AA: y, it is.
SA: Chutes go down.
SA: things exit through shoots.
SA: chutes.
SS: ("Tried"?)
SA: 😩
AA: that's why I gotta S H Ö V E it, jfc, trny to keep up. >:}
AA: trnied??
SA: I remmeber there being a threat.
SS: (She ain't wrong! If it ain't meant to go up, gotta do some shovin to make it go!)
SS: (Wtf, SA, if you don't want your pizza I am down to take it.)
SA: please.
SS: (Ain't no sense in wastin dec food!)
SA: what is your address.
SS: (Ain't you seen earlier, I ain't got one!)
SA: ...that's horrible.
SA: I'm sad now
SS: (Wtf, why're you sad?)
SA: because it is sad.
AA: omfg, sa, fuck off. this is my pizza parnty!!
SS: (You ain't the one lackin a hive, it's all good.)
ID: send me all pizza. mine is like. gone.
SS: (Maybe I want a pizza from SA! To make up from callin me ugly.)
AA: what, is my pizza too good forn you now?? rnude.
AA: also wtf it is not.
SA: Pizza only costs $20. Just tell me where it needs to go.
AA: did you chug it??
ID: aww prisma, we don't call trolls ugly. we call them unfortunate.
ID: i had to, half of it was garbage. =:I
AA: y. like tatsface herne. >:P
ID: and then i'd follow it with good pizza.
AA: told you meatloverns was grnoss.
invertedDissident has sent sendpizzahereprisma.txt!
ID: meat lovers is the best and fish is awful.
AA: >:0
AA: wtf is this betrnayal??
SA: Is that where SS is?
ID: ...if by ss you mean me.
AA: n, stfuuu, you don't get ss's coornds. AA: laaaaal.
SA: I can send you pizza too. It isn't very expensive.
SS: (Tay's cafe, Port Mina side!)
SS: (Also wtf kinda pizza's 20.)
ID: prisma doesn't know where that is lal.
AA: arne you at Taylo-- yyyyyyy, good.
ID: betcha.
SS: (That's, like, three pizzas.)
AA: I'm sending one!!
SA: ...Oh.
SS: (You can troll google it!)
SA: I must... be ordering at the wrong place.
ID: i want to try a twenty caegar pizza, send it here.
SA: I'm orderinig. I will return shortly.
SS: (It's got, like, a whole wiki page on accounta lookin like a giant teapot.)
ID: lolwhat.
SS: (Also omfg wait am I getting two pizzas or does Sipa win my pusher?)
ID: always push for two lal.
AA: yeah, how many fucking pizzas do I gotta send to win??
ID: make them fight for the honor.
SS: (3!)
ID: thatta boy.
SS: (I'm takin lessons, apparently!)
AA: do I get yrn bod forn science aftern you explode, tho.
SS: (Also Tay totes has a fridge she, like, never uses and I can heat it up for later.)
SS: (Suck it, stale pastry week.)
AA: lmao.
SS: (Dude, you can have my scattered entrails and the pizza that's gonna be pouring outta that mess like a real fucked up pinata.)
ID: make sure it isn't fucking. fish and pineapple.
ID: that's the worst thing i've eaten in a long time.
SS: (Idk, I ain't never eaten fish.)
SS: (Or pineapple?)
AA: y, good, I'll totes send thrnee (3) fish pizzas.
SS: (Fucking RIP.)
AA: ... with pineapple.
ID: imagine salty slime paired with sweet fruit.
ID: on a pizza.
AA: gotta brnoaden yrn hornizons, dude.
SS: (It's cool, I still got whatevs SA is sending to actually eat.)
SS: ( (\unu/) )
AA: also, panache offic pandrnill.
AA: so I'm outies.
SS: (Remember to chug the sopor!)
AA: pp if you explode. >:}
ID: night sip. thanks for the one good pizza.
ID: fuck you for making me eat the other one.
SS: (I'll set up an autocamera to go off if I go all Outlast, sure.)
AA: yy np.
VV: ♚ ~ Hello, Hello all
ID: hiya new rust i don't think i've met before.
SA: I didn't know what to order so I sent cheese and supreme.
SA: I hope this was acceptable.
SA: hello, small crown.
VV: ♚ ~ Perdia Averic, pleased to make your acquaintince~
SS: (IDK wtf a supreme is but it sounds like a lotta food, so: A+, gold star!)
ID: that sounds pretty damn acceptable.
SA: Oh. thank yuo.
VV: ♚ ~ Small crown...you could say more like a crown for a princess!
SS: (Totes forgive you for the time you declared me hideous in public.)
ID: hadean dauths.
ID: first rust princess i've ever heard of.
SA: little princess.
VV: ♚ ~And likely to be the only! I'd treasure it really hehe. I kid! of course. VV: ♚ ~ I rather like little princess, you may call me that as well...mm I have no one's name how unfortunate 😦 Albeit I am curious as to what could lead to calling another hideous in public as well! Such animosity.
IA: A princess?
ID: prisma- sa- is just a lil blunt.
SA: SS is mediocre looking, but they are deeply offended by me not dropping head over heels for them.
SA: that's all
ID: see? blunt.
SA: Yes.
ID: do i rate about mediocre at least. =:I
VV: ♚ ~ That sounds understandable though, Prisma was it? You can't force true romance !
ID: above. i meant.
SA: Your horn confuses me. But You are pretty enough.
ID: i'll take it.
VV: ♚ ~ I could offer a second opinion if you desire dearest SS!
SA: You can't.
SA: You are right, perdia.
AA: (wait, shit rnate me!!)
SA: I did not like the worms.
SA: 5/10
AA: LMAO
ID: hahahah i'm the prettiest around!
AA: >:'{
ID: wait how come sip got an actual number rating.
ID: also vv i think ss is busy eating.
ID: so they probably absconded.
SA: 7/10
VV: I apologize I'm a ittle unsure of whom I am or am not addressing at the moment. It is exciting to see fresh names regardless!
ID: i'll take a 7.
VV: ♚ ~ I'm so curious about appearences now though. I wish to see the alleged 7!
ID: yeah this place is hella lively.
SA: you should post a selfie too.
SA: as Hadean said
SA: Your mug.
ID: yeah let sa judge your mug.
SA: little princess, i mean.
VV: ♚ ~ Only if you don't refer to it as a mug. That sets a bit of bias for me don't you think? Using such a descriptor...
ID: alright, your face.
ID: prisma is just excited to try out some new slang he learned tonight, forgive him!
VV: ♚ ~ I see, I see! Very well give me just a moment to take a quick little shot perhaps. hehe
VV has posted the picture [A LITTLE PRINCESS.JPEG] to the chat!
MC: oh hey new people
MC: awesome
ID: is that your lusus.
ID: also how old are you even.
AA: i was totes gonna be salty overn hads getting a highern scorne, but holy shit. AA: you arne fucking adornbs, congrnats.
VV: ♚ ~ Hello new arrival!
SA: 9/10
AA: voting forn sa herne, total 9/10. >:}
AA: yesssssssss.
SA: i was getting my sushi, sorry
MR: your lusus isa fluffball MR: cute
VV: ♚ ~ Oh and you really shouldn't ask a lady her age! But no that is a new pet for my dear matesprit, Dolora.
VV: ♚ ~ oh boo not a perfect 10 but I suppose I shall take it 😢
ID: you eat sushi prisma? fancypants. =:P
ID: fine, fine. you just look young.
MR: who athe fuck actually easts sushi MR: why would you want to
ID: prisma is fancy! and don't be mean he's just uneducated in lowblood things.
VV: ♚ ~ Thank you I take great care of my appearence! VV: ♚ ~ Sushi is quite the delicacy~ Why would anyone not want to?
SA: It's good, usually. From the right places.
MR: because rotting fish is gross
SA: i appreciate the defense, Hadean.
ID: it's not usually rotting. i hope.
ID: =:I
SA: Sushi is not rotting fish. it is actually very fresh.
MR: yeah no unsign me aup
VV: ♚ ~ I'd be apt to approach a legislacerator if one was to sell me rotted sushi I think...
ID: just let prisma enjoy his fancy very fresh fish.
MR: what thea fuck has a legaistlacerator got to dow ith rotted sushi
MR: why is it opeing its coat to flash raw fish at you
VV: ♚ ~ Would you not wish to alert one of the law to a horrible crime?
MR: that doesnt explain why theyrea selling raw susishi like some sort of back alley peddler
MR: what thea fuck are they doiagng there MR: wehre did they get all that fish MR: why are their paychecks so shitty that hte ahve to sell rotten sushi to get by MR: wherea are they answers
VV: ♚ ~ My, my someone is rather confused or has sustained a horrible head injury! Are you okay? Do you require assistance?! Oh how horrible to succumd such a tragedy...
VV: ♚ ~ Perhaps the education quality of Alternia has gone down even..oh no....
MR: the only head injury here will be you if you don't drop the condescension
SA has sent Foodies.png
VV: ♚ ~ I'm being very honest. It's horribly upsetting that you're so confused!
MR: it's horribly upasettig that your crowns make me picturea a trollop with way too much makeup
SA: they are a little princess. Let them have this.
VV: ♚ ~ A trollop...
ID: is that stuff really good prisma?
VV: ♚ ~ I can see I'm not very welcome in such a case if that is the impression a dunderheaded delinquent like you is getting such an impression of me.
MR: the truth hurts sweetheart
MR: deal with it
VV: ♚ ~ I do hope you injuries heal quickly 😦
VV: ♚ ~ Tata~
ID: jeesh mr did you just scare that girl away.
ID: was it because she was cuter than you?
MR: her problem not mine
MR: well she's cuter than you
ID: i bet you're an ugly hag. =:P
MR: is that the best yoyu've got
MR: hahahaha
ID: and i'm fine with not being cute. i'd rather be handsome!
SA: Oh-- i rather liked...
MR: nah i think you're pretty adorable
ID: i'm more handsome than that other troll any day of the week.
SA: you're now on my "shitlist", MR.
SA: Yes, it is good, Hadean. I could take you to get some if you live in Provenance.
MR: oooh now i'm scared
MR: whatever will i do
ID: i'm in. cascara. where is provenance.
ID: i travel so. i could always end up there sometime.
SA has sent TrainRouteMap.png
SA: away.
SA: What will you do. 😃
ID: man everyone and their maps.
MR: you could just learn to read them MR: it'll keep you well
ID: i like wandering with no destination in mind. =:P
SA: I assumed this would be the most precise way of showing you the distance.
ID: who knows, maybe i'll pop up some night!
MR: speaking of MR: are you still on for killing that jade guy or what
SA: I would be happy to see your 7/10 face.
ID: not killing. beating him up, yes.
SA: who is getting murdered?
MR: oh yeah MR: honor battle and all that
ID: no murder! i'm beating up a jadeblood at this big nerd fair in cascara.
ID: for money.
Nerd fair?
SA: Nerd...
SA: Should I go.
SA: I could beat someone up too.
ID: and also to beat him up.
ID: if you want! but you need to use an old-timey weapon.
SA: ...are psionics cheating.
ID: they fucking better not be.
SA: then i will use my fists.
SA: I'm joking.
SA: My ropedart.
ID: ropedart?
MR: speakig of the beetleskitter is almost there and i'm going to lose reception MR: you better make this fight good hadean
ID: yeah yeah! get going loser.
WC: ~(I can't believe this chat is still going) WC: ~(I'm not used to them lasting so long!) WC: ~(It's nice (。≖‿≖) )
ID: oh who are you. what are with all these new faces.
SA: https://www.kungfudirect.com/prodimages/Wushu-Rope-Dart.jpg
SA: Only mine is bound on a retractable wire on my arm, so it recoils and requires less constant motion.
ID: i don't know if that counts as old-timey? but i am not a judge.
SA: Flail?
SA: Hello, WC.
WC: ~(Oh, sorry! Where are my manners) WC: ~(I'm Steamy)
WC: ~(Oooh, is that your weapon? How neat!)
SA: S...steamy.
WC: ~(Yep! ^^)
SA: okay.
WC: ~(You can laugh, if you want)
WC: ~(I know it's silly)
SA: I don't have any more chuckles to offer, unfortunately
SA: I burned them all up being snarky to everyone else earlier.
WC: ~(Oh my!) WC: ~(You must be quite the snarkdemon!)
SA: I am Prisma. It is nice to meet you.
WC: ~(Prisma) WC: ~(That's a nice name)
ID: i mean that was some lowgrade snark prisma i'm sorry.
ID: also i'm hadean.
WC: ~(Hello Hadean!)
SA: I did my best to play nice.
SA: Thank you.
WC: ~(I haven't been in here in a while!) WC: ~(Did I miss anything?)
ID: i don't know how long you've been gone but. probably.
ID: like most of the whole chat is going to the nerd fair in cascada. if you've heard of it.
WC: ~(Nerd fair in....)
WC: ~(Oh! Is THAT what that flyer was for!)
ID: probably.
WC: ~(I saw something about a fair but newsprint makes such a good oil catcher)
WC: ~(So I didn't see much else ლ(╹◡╹ლ))
SA: Do you paint?
WC: ~(Nope! I'm terrible with art haha)
WC: ~(I work with machines)
ID: oh. that makes sense.
ID: uh yeah it's an old-timey reenactment or whatever fair.
WC: ~(But if there's a fair, now I have to go!)
WC: ~(If only to sample the snacks)
SA: Yes, like leg of lamb.
ID: i have been told the snacks are good.
SA: and spinach rock soup.
ID: and giant gobblebeast legs.
WC: ~(Are there any good old timey desserts)
SA: I'm dying.
WC: ~(Please don't die, we just met!)
ID: cakes? i dunno.
WC: ~(Well, I bet it's online!) WC: ~(Let's see....)
SA: Frumenty.
WC: ~(!!!) WC: ~(Oooh there's a pastry booth set up in the square)
WC: ~(I know where I'm spending my night~)
SA: Linzer torte...
ID: there you go.
SA: Oh.
SA: I will have to go there too.
WC: ~(What's a Frumenty?)
SA: old. https://i.ytimg.com/vi/E9LKfr23mCo/maxresdefault.jpg
WC: ~(I'll be happy to share if we run into each other ^^)
ID: instead of sushi buy me dessert prisma. tottesss want pastries.
WC: ~(I hope there's something with strawberries there) WC: ~(Shoot, now I've gone and made myself hungry! >:C)
SA: I would rather buy you creme brulee from somewhere that isn't a strange booth.
SA: Acquire strawberries?
ID: strange booths have some of the best food! but aww, thanks i think.
WC: ~(I would but they're sold out tonight) WC: ~(Strawberries AND my peach yogurt) WC: ~(I'm so mad!)
SA: I don't know how to feel about strange fair booths. Early market booths are good, though.
WC: ~(I'm sure the food is fine!)
WC: ~(Won't know unless you try it, right? ^^)
ID: i'm gonna be a booth babe for one stall selling weapons and antiques and stuff.
ID: so definitely buy his stuff.
SA: a booth... babe...
SA: Is this more slang.
WC: ~(That sounds mildly scandalous but also a great way to sell things) WC: ~(Where is his booth?)
SA: Or an actual occupation.
WC: ~(It's slang ^^)
SA: Also, WC, I suppose i would know if it would poison me before hand.
SA: So I shouldn't worry.
WC: ~(That's the spirit!)
WC: ~(Oh, now I have to get prepared and everything!)
ID: it's a job where i wear a silly outfit and use my body to get people to pay attention to the booth.
ID: i have no idea where it's gonna be. but i'll give you deets when i do.
WC: ~(Please do) WC: ~(I could go for some books and antiques) WC: ~(Does he have any good clothes)
ID: no clue. but he has books and antiques!
WC: ~(For uh) WC: ~(A very broad person about....6 feet? (。≖‿≖))
WC: ~(Oh!) WC: ~(Then I guess I'll find out!)
ID: for what i assume are reasonable prices!
SA: Oh, so I suppose I will be walking by.
SA: I am sorry, Hadean.
WC: ~(Well, special events tend to price things really high! So reasonabe for the event, I guess)
SA: yes, like boutiques.
ID: c'mon prisma, you have to at least stop and say hiii. and he sells weapons and stuff.
SA: But I don't need those things.
WC: ~(It's still fun to look!)
ID: yeah!
WC: ~(I'll stop by! Why don't you join us?)
ID: who doesn't like old books? =:P
SA: when you said silly outfit and body i assumed it would be a stripper outfit.
SA: to be frank.
WC: ~(The sad and depraved)
WC: ~(Well sometimes that's what it turns into to be fair)
ID: i like to think i will not be in a stripper outfit.
ID: but hey, if i am, it's only as weird as you make it!
SA: I'd bring you a coat, in that case.
SA: I don't want to see your 7/10 and your entire torso.
SA: that would be most unpleasant.
ID: but my torso has tattoos. =:P
SA: But fine, I will go. To. ...Fair.
SA: ...yes, and?
ID: and i'm pretty sure i will not be shirtless! i hope.
ID: unless my outfit is how pheres will get his revenge on me being a jerk.
SA: Oh, is it Pheres's booth?
ID: yes.
WC: ~(It's okay, I see weird things all the time) WC: ~(My matesprit is allergic to shirts)
WC: ~(Well not really but he hates them)
WC: ~(So he doesn't wear them whenever he gets the chance) WC: ~(He also runs around in yoga pants. It's pretty cute!)
WC: ~(Is Pheres always there?)
ID: i think he tries to be?
SA: Yoga pants..
SA: Oh, is that his job:
WC: ~(As long as he's comfortable ^^)
SA: To be a fair craftsman
ID: stretchy pants that usually show off a troll's butt prisma.
SA: My jeans do that on their own.
ID: i think he just sells. not. crafts.
WC: ~(Oh, I'm so excited!)
SA: They don't need to be stretchy when they're made well enough.
ID: not everyone can drop fifty caegars on some pants.
WC: ~(What a discussion to have in front of a lady) WC: ~(Scandal!)
ID: my jeans were like. 2.
ID: hey you brought up yoga pants!
ID: and yoga pants + posteriors is a well known fact.
SA: I wasn't aware there was a boundery defined by identity.
WC: ~(Weeeell if the pants fit ~o^)
SA: I apologize?
WC: ~(What no) WC: ~(I was joking, Prisma)
SA: ...Oh.
ID: you'll get the hang of joking eventually. even the most adept trolls sometimes get confused in the chatroom.
WC: ~(Where are you from?)
SA: outer space.
SA: see that was a better joke.
SA: only it wasn't a joke at all.
SA: ...
ID: liiike i said. you'll. get the hang of it.
ID: eventually.
WC: ~(Well, it would have been a good joke otherwise!) WC: ~(You're doing well!)
SA: I appreciate the encouragement.
SA: where are you from, WC?
WC: ~(From not in outer space!)
WC: ~(But I live central continent, haha) WC: ~(Cascara is only about...6 hours from me by train?)
SA: I see.
SA: That is convenient.
SA: It is very far from Provenance.
WC: ~(Where is Provenance)
WC: ~(I'm not even familiar with that one!)
SA: I do not have the map anymore. But aways.
WC: ~(And you can call me Steamy! It's fine!)
ID: you gonna be able to make it to the fair alright prisma?
SA: Oh. Yes. Steamy.
SA: Yes. I will simply take a train. Or plane.
SA: whichever works.
WC: ~(Are you afraid of heights?) WC: ~(That uh) WC: ~(Aren't space related?)
SA: I am not afraid of anything.
SA: But thank you for the concern. Unless you meant Hadean.
WC: ~(No way!) WC: ~(Really?)
SA: I am incapable of feeling fear.
ID: skywhales work good. if you have them around.
ID: even of like. dying?
SA: I'm too tired to explain.
WC: ~(Skywhales are way overpriced) WC: ~(I just build my own airship)
ID: do you need another nap medicine thing?
ID: oh well let me fucking pull out my airship parts.
WC: ~(It uh....took about 8 sweeps of building but I did it)
SA: My inhibitor also regulates the amount of chemicals I can absorb, much like anti-anxiety medicine prevents absorption of those chemicals.
ID: and i'll get right on it.
SA: So I do not feel anything very strongly.
SA: But yes, I may go lie down. But I'm fhaving faun.
WC: ~(Are you a helm?)
ID: ...that's kinda sucky. go lay down if you need to! the chat is usually fun. you can have more fun another time.
WC: ~(Please do sleep!)
WC: ~(I can ask silly questions later!)
ID: anyways, he isn't a helm. so don't worry about that.
WC: ~(Which is a good thing) WC: ~(But the inhibitor part is a less good thing)
WC: ~(Those are normally put on someone when you want to keep them quiet......)
ID: yeah, but. he seems to be doing alright for himself even with the whole mess, so. not much we can do for him!
ID: unless you know how to remove that shit because i certainly do not.
WC: ~(Either way, he's still welcome to share my desserts at the fair) WC: ~(I'll bring you some at the booth too, maybe!)
WC: ~(Weeell I know how the process works) WC: ~(But it's not a safe one)
CC: No=t necessarily!
CC: I have o=ne, and it's just to= train my psychics.
ID: please do. =:)
SA: please do not. It would render me paralyzed.
WC: ~(Oh! Hello!)
WC: ~(Hence the not a safe one part)
CC: Er! CC: An inhibito=r, I mean. CC: So=rry, I do=n't type to=o= fast.
SA: hello, CC.
ID: okay no paralysis. gotcha.
WC: ~(We much prefer not to leave people permanently damaged) WC: ~(And biotech is not my field of expertise)
CC: Hello=! /(^ x ^=)\
ID: does you inhibitor paralyze you if removed cc.
WC: ~(Have we met, CC?)
CC: Um, I do=n't think yo=u can take mine o=ut!
CC: It's kind o=f... in there.
WC: ~(Nor would I try) WC: ~(These hands were not meant to perform surgical operations)
CC: And I do=n't think so=, I'm so=rry!
ID: the amount of trolls in this chat with machinery put in them is alarming.
CC: I mean, I guess it wo=uld paralyze me, since it wo=uld pro=bably mess up my spo=nge pretty bad?
WC: ~(I'm Steamy!) WC: ~(Pleased to meet you!)
CC: I'm Kit! /(^ x ^=)\ CC: It's very nice to=o= meet yo=u, to=o=!
WC: ~(None of my parts are machines, luckily)
WC: ~(Aww that's such a cute name!)
CC: Haha, I mean, we're a hi-tech empire!
CC: It's no=t that strange, is it? CC: And, haha, thanks! CC: You=rs is unusual, but very charming!
ID: well yeah, but. jeesh they start putting shit in a troll young now.
SA: it bothers Hadean.
CC: What's yo=ur name, ID? CC: I mean, if yo=u're o=kay with saying so=.
ID: hadean since. it's right there anyways.
CC: O=h! I vo=lunteered, if that's what yo=u mean! CC: I wasn't co=nscripted early - I've been part o=f the lepus pro=gram since I was five!
ID: ...that isn't too comforting.
ID: i think five is a little young to volunteer for. that.
SA: lepus program...
WC: ~(Lepus?) WC: ~(...Oh)
SA: that is interesting. What else?
CC: Um! CC: I mean, I'm happy with it!
CC: ... What else?
SA: or, wait, maybe we should not talk about this.
WC: ~(Well, if you're happy...^^)
ID: well you've got the sunk cost fallacy thing kit.
CC: The what?
ID: but yeahh maybe a better convo.
CC: And, wait, why no=t?
CC: Er
ID: sunken cost fallacy.
CC: I'm so=rry.
CC: I do=n't kno=w what that is.
WC: ~(Ahem) WC: ~(Are you going to this fair thing, Kit?)
CC: O=h, haha, um! CC: I'm no=t sure if I'm invited?
CC: And I do=n't want to= intrude.
ID: 'description: reasoning that further investment is warranted on the fact that the resources already invested will be lost otherwise, not taking into consideration the overall losses involved in the further investment.'
CC: What o=verall lo=sses, tho=ugh?
CC: I think I've o=nly do=ne go=o=d, so= far!
ID: well i mean. what's the end-goal for you? =:?
WC: ~(Well, now you're invited!) WC: ~(I'm trying to get my friends and my matesprit together to go to the fair)
CC: ... So=rry, Steamy, I meant to= ask if yo=u're go=ing! CC: I'm no=t great at trying to= ho=ld two= c=nversatio=ns at o=nce, haha. CC: Thank yo=u, tho=ugh! /(^ x ^=)\
WC: ~(And you're welcome to come) WC: ~(I'm sure Gelato will like you)
CC: The end go=al is helping the fleet co=mplete the pro=gram go=als!
WC: ~(I am! I'm reading the site now and it looks very exciting!)
ID: which are...? do i want to know.
CC: Classified! /(≧ x ≦)\ CC: I'm really so=rry, I'm no=t allo=wed to= say! CC: I do=n't even kno=w all o=f them, ho=nestly.
CC: But the o=nes I do= kno=w are pretty impo=rtant!
SA: They are usually not innocuous. My program was designed to create imperial hounds.
ID: ah. seems like a fine end goal. =:/
SA: but we can hope it's different for them.
ID: i suppose so, since they seem... happy.
CC: Ho=unds? CC: I'm no=t a barkbeast!
CC: And, I mean
CC: I'm right here... / (´・×・`)\
SA: hello!
ID: i'm using they as a lack of knowing your gender. not a. you aren't here.
CC: I just meant, yo=u're kind o=f talking abo=ut me like I'm no=t. CC: ... Like uh CC: I'm a he?
WC: ~(Well this chat got heavy all of a sudden!)
ID: he's happy then.
CC: O=h CC: I'm so=rry.
IA: --Oh dear, what have I walked in -on here?
WC: ~(A chat that needs some lightening up!)
SA: My clownfish are very cute tonight
ID: ...clownfish.
SA: they are resting in the anemones.
IA: --Oh! D-o y-ou have cl-ownfish??
ID: oh they're pets.
SA: yes. I have a wall tank for them.
IA: That's s-o exciting!
ID: and not. fish that are clowns. as in seadweller clowns.
SA: what did you think--oh.
WC: ~(What do they look like?)
IA: I kn-ow, my lusus is a cl-ownfish.
SA: no that is not in my job description.
SA: it's also illegal
CC: I kind o=f tho=ught what ID tho=ught!
SA: they are orange and soft and I love them
ID: ...well that's sorta cute.
IA: S-o I ap-ol-ogize, I get excited when I hear ab-out s-ome-one's cl-ownfish.
CC: O=r, Hadean? CC: So=rry, I missed if yo=u said yo=ur name, o=r if that was yo=ur name.
ID: yeah i said it but things were busy so. hadean is right.
ID: id works too but apparently there's a different id.
CC: I kno=w an ID in real life!
IA: SA, h-ow many d-o y-ou have?
WC: ~(The other ID is my matesprit!)
SA: IA, don't apologize. They are cute.
CC: So= I think I'd rather call yo=u Hadean! /(=⌒x⌒=)\
ID: so yeah. hadean works out best anyways.
SA: ten.
WC: ~(I just wasn't going to comment ^^)
IA: That's l-ovely!
SA: oh, the yoga pants one. With no shirts.
WC: ~(Yep that's him!)
WC: ~(He's a sweetheart I love him <3)
ID: all i know is he calls people sugargrubs.
SA; that's disgusting.
WC: ~(Oh he does that to everyone)
WC: ~(I don't think I've ever heard him call anyone by their names!)
ID: even you?
WC: ~(I'm grapevine or sugarplum or something more often than not)
CC: O=h, I think that might be the same ID I kno=w? CC: Um! CC: I think I'd better no=t co=me to= the festival with yo=u. CC: I do=n't think he likes me very much.
WC: ~(Huh?) WC: ~(What happened?)
WC: ~(What did he do?)
CC: He didn't do= anything! CC: I just messed up really bad, is all.
WC: ~(Tell me what happened ono)
CC: He was really nice abo=ut it, actually.
CC: I mean, I CC: I'd really rather no=t, I mean, and it's no=t really a big deal, o=r anything, I just
ID: uh maybe shift over to the highblood chat if you wanna have some privacy? not that you have to just.
ID: if you don't want us knowing what you're talking about.
SA: kit, you could come with me to the fair.
SA: oh. I suppose there is one.
CC: It's o=kay, SA, really. CC: I pro=bably do=n't have time anyways, haha! CC: I wo=rk all week.
ID: uh prisma you're a stranger-
ID: prisma do oyu know what stranger danger is.
CC: Besides, I'd rather make friends with peo=ple first befo=re guilting them into= fair invites. / (⁎˃ᆺ˂)\
SA: I'm an imperially sanctioned stranger.
SA: also no.
IA: --Oh I think I've heard -of this fair. Is nearly every-one g-oing?
WC: ~(It would seem so!)
ID: that makes you even more stranger dangery. =:I
SA: I've never met a stranger that was a threat.
ID: well that makes you a big threat to other strangers.
SA: but you wanted to meet me?
ID: well yeah but i'm immune to stranger danger.
CC: I mean, I think I'm Imperially sanctio=ned, to=o=, kind o=f?
WC: ~(They don't even give you time off?)
CC: O=f co=urse they do=! Just no=t during mo=st o=f the week. CC: And I've been really sick a lo=t recently, so= I do=n't want to= ask fo=r mo=re time o=ff.
CC: I feel bad eno=ugh already fo=r missing so= much time. /(≧ x ≦)\
CC: They wo=uldn't even let me co=me in earlier.
WC: ~(How sick were you that they wouldn't even come into work?)
WC: ~(That sounds pretty sick!)
CC: I got a little bit impaled! CC: Which so=unds silly, because ho=w do= yo=u get a little bit impaled, I kno=w, but it really was o=nly a little bit.
WC: ~(What!)
WC: ~(No wonder they wouldn't let you come in!)
WC: ~(That's serious!)
SA: that isn't illness that's a grievous injury
CC: I wo=uldn't call it grievo=us!
ID: like a shoulder impalement?
CC: Yeah!
ID: something small i'm assuming?
CC: Like it was just my sho=ulder.
CC: See, Hadean understands.
CC: It's really no=t that bad.
ID: shoulder impalements are just a pain to deal with.
CC: I'm so=rry, I sho=uldn't have said anything. CC: That's why I just said I was sick, at first, I mean. CC: I keep accidentally making peo=ple unco=mfo=rtable with this.
ID: why should they be uncomfortable? i doubt you impaled yourself on purpose.
TC: Are we !mpal!~g people now? Lemme see.
WC: ~(I'm not uncomfortable, I'm concerned) WC: ~(The military is very physical) WC: ~(Of course they don't want you there while you're physically impaired)
SA: I think bodily harm is a cause of alarm not discomfort.
CC: It wasn't alarming because I knew I'd get better!
CC: And I didn't impale myself.
CC: I think that's a little bit o=utside o=f my skill level!
ID: exactly, so no need to be uncomfortable!
TC: !s th!s m!l!tary story share ~!ght?
TC: Laaaaame
ID: man i hope not because i have no stories to tell.
SA: mine are sad.
SA: training in zero G was fun though.
SA: I'm still sorry about your injury, Kit.
TC: So you're !~ the fleet SA?
TC: What do you do?
TC: Do~'t tell me you do what ! th!~k you do.
CC: Thank yo=u! CC: Yo=u do=n't need to= feel so=rry, tho=ugh. /(^ x ^=)\ I'm fine no=w, really!
SA: No. I am ex fleet.
CC: O=h, why did yo=u leave?
SA: Hadean tell me to stop opening my mouth.
CC: Um
ID: prisma no opening your mouth.
TC: Ex fleet? ! d!d~'t th!~k you could leave, ~ot as a yellowblood.
SA: 😰
ID: no more questions this interview is over.
ID: my client has a very busy night, he probably needs that nap he was supposed to take earlier and junk.
TC: Cl!e~t???
ID: i'm now prisma's manager.
SA: i got tea.
SA: does that mean I pay you now?
ID: i mean like i'm going to say no to money but it was mostly a joke.
CC: ... Can I ask a different questio=n?
ID: maybe.
CC: O=r, I mean, I guess I wanted to= ask a questio=n abo=ut Prisma's questio=n! CC: Yo= were asking abo=ut my pro=gram earlier and I was wo=ndering what yo=u meant.
CC: Um CC: If that's alright? / (´・×・`)\
ID: ...maybe.
CC: /(≧ x ≦)\
SA: about your program origins and recruitment.
SA: sorry, I was putting on my. Jammies.
SA: I was raised within my program from hatching. I haven't seen any other programs with implants that weren't built from scratch.
ID: ...jammies.
CC: Haha, I haven't heard anybo=dy call them that in sweeps!
SA: yes, jammies
CC: Well, jammies aside, I guess...
CC: I haven't been part o=f Lepus fro=m hatching? CC: But it's been fo=r a pretty lo=ng time! CC: And I was with a different pro=gram befo=re that, but that was just the peo=ple that wor=k to= help hatch mo=re psio=nic and psychic tro=lls in general.
CC: I vo=lunteered when I was five sweeps, and I guess that was yo=ung eno=ugh to= install everything pretty easy?
ID: gonna be kinda checking out of this convo so prisma type my name if you need me to tell you not to do something.
SA: yes. Alright. Thank you, Hadean.
SA: enjoy the pizza from earlier if you haven't already.
SA: in my program, we were specifically gened that way too.
CC: ...Did I make him unco=mfo=rtable?
SA: but you don't know what the primary purpose I?
SA: Hadean doesn't like. "Helmspeak"
CC: I do=! CC: I'm no=t really allo=wed to= say so=, tho=ugh.
CC: O=h. I'm no=t really a helmsman, tho=ugh?
SA: they are a rust, AA said. So it bothers them.
CC: I do=n't have psi.
SA: hmmm.
CC: I do=n't want to= upset him, tho=ugh.
SA: you don't have psionics but you're in...?
SA: maybe we could talk privately another time.
SA: I have just never met another troll remotely like me.
CC: O=h, um!
CC: I have psychics, which are different?
CC: Sho=uld we talk so=mewhere else?
CC: I feel like I made everyo=ne unco=mfortable. CC: I can leave! I'd rather yo=u be able to= talk with yo=ur friend! /(^ x ^=)\
SA: it wasn't your fault. I did the same thing earlier.
AH: They're just a bunch of fucking weenies.
SA: I am unsure of where else we could talk, but I would be happy to receive a PM from you over this. Especially because of your abilities. If you don't mind, that is.
SA: I think it is very scary for most trolls, even if I don't understand it very well outside of specialty programs.
SA: I don't think Hadean is a coward.
ID: yo that's my name.
ID: i am defs not a weenie or coward.
CC: That's o=kay. CC: I kind o=f get the impressio=n I'm abo=ut to= leave so=o=n, anyways. /(^ x ^||||)\
CC: And yo=u seem really nice, Hadean.
ID: i mean. i don't know how nice i am but thanks i think.
AH: Okay except Hadean
AH: he's just a doofus
CC: Well, yo=u're really nice to= Prisma! CC: And yo=u'v ebeen friendly to= me.
ID: =:P bite me gliese.
AH: oh tyrian tits no, Empress only knows where you've been
AH: I don't want a disease
ID: i've been in the tub like. almost all night. =:P
AH: even worse
AH: you'd taste like SOGGY garbage
ID: and don't worry kit. you seem like a nice enough guy.
ID: fuck you i smell like delightful hotel shampoo.
AH: you probably smell like a seadweller's armoire, you flowery dipshit
ID: even though i had to steal like 10 of the tiny bottles to get enough.
AH: LMAO
AH: with your hair? not a fucking surprise
CC: Ha, thanks! CC: I'm so=rry I made yo=u unco=mfo=rtable with the co=nversati-n, tho=ugh.
AH: lmao Hadean will live
AH: he's survived a whole lot worse
AH: He's too mean to stay down long
ID: eh. not your fault, just not convo i like listening to! like gliese said i'll live. if only to spite her.
CC: That do=esn't mean I sho=uldn't apo=lo=gize fo=r being rude, tho=ugh>
AH: _BITCH_
CC: There's no=t much po=int to= saying so=rry if yo=u o=nly do= it when peo=ple are go=nna be dead, Gliese.
AH: SHHHHH
AH: MY LOGIC IS FLAWLESS
CC: And so= is yo=ur ability to= ho=ld do=wn shift, apparently.
ID: pshhh. shame gliese. shameeee.
AH: NO U
ID: swift and cunning, that's gliese's comebacks.
AH: hey I can type in lowercase but it doesn't properly express my BLOSSOMING EXCITEMENT
AH: I will swiftly kick you in the dick, how's that
ID: i mean why are you aiming for my dick, hella rude.
AH: wow Hadean this must be the greatest shock of your life. Me being rude. I mean holy shit, what is this, fucking opposite night
AH: let us all gather round and mourn Hadean's ability to not state the obvious
AH: it died fucking bravely
AH: actually I take that back
AH: it probably died choking on a piece of rotten burger
ID: the only thing dying here is my thinkpan from reading your garbage.
AH: wow, so sad
AH: I guess it's MY job to play the tiny violin now
AH: wow what a passing of the torch
ID: don't break the strings they're a pain to replace.
AH: fuck you I break all the strings
ID: fucking worst musician.
AH: look I play a _different_ instrument, so shut up
AH: I'm not a strings person
ID: what are you. a drum person. because that's hitting something?
AH: LMAO, no
AH: Accidentally broke my first one since it was a lowblood one, hurt my hand a little
AH: Kind of put me off it
ID: woooowwww.
AH: what, I was like, four sweeps
AH: I didn't realize shit for rusts wasn't gonna hold up to me
ID: poor privileged baby gliese~
AH: when you're a kid and you don't know your own strength yet it's annoying u shitlord
AH: I accidentally broke a nice flowerpot that way too
ID: well i mean when i was 4 my lusus was teaching me to stay away from the bluebloods so they didn't cull me for funsies so.
AH: granted that was 'cause I kicked it - lmao
ID: but sure, strength. what a bitch. =:P
AH: okay fine, you win, sobs
AH: that's your new nickname
AH: sobs
ID: and also by teaching me i mean trying to teach me.
AH: LMAO YEAH I WAS ABOUT TO SAY
ID: i was a sucky student like always.
AH: CLEARLY YOU DIDN'T LEARN VERY WELL
ID: i do what i want.
AH: lol
MN: dont makE .ME. comE oVEr thErE and pap both your assEs
AH: what, what did _I_ do
ID: wow straight to the ass huh.
AH: I'm fucking pure as the driven snow
AH: not that I ever SEE snow anymore
MN: ...wow .I. haVE bEEn talking to .PHERES. too long apparEntly
AH: LOL
AH: why, does he pap everybody?
ID: snow is overrated.
MN: yEs
AH: oh my god
AH: that's fantastic
MN: hEs grEat .I. tEll you
AH: I'm totally gonna bring that up - oh my _god_
AH: he's papped YOU??
AH: LOL
ID: i am hoping that this is not a thing i need to actually worry about.
AH: WAY TO SMEAR, PHERES
MN: .YEP.
ID: =:I
AH: IM DYING THIS IS HILARIOUS
MN: word of warning hEll probably try to pap you at somE point
AH: lol I don't think he would he hates my guts platonically I'm pretty sure
AH: not that I totally blame him
MN: not you hadEan
AH: OH LMAO
AH: HA
ID: thank god, bullet dodged.
AH: Pheres would probably lose a frond
AH: Hadean would bite it off and eat it
MN: oh .MY. god
AH: AM I WRONG
ID: what am i a fucking woofbeast.
MN: yEah dont actually do that
AH: IDK DUDE
ID: i don't fucking eat trolls.
ID: ....
ID: why do you think i'd eat a troll.
AH: IF YOU COULD PUT SAUCE ON IT AND BAKE IT, WHO AM I TO KN - it was a joke you dweeb
AH: judging by how you're always hungry
AH: I don't _actually_ think you'd eat a troll, calm your tits
ID: well i'll have you know i had three large pizzas tonight.
AH: amen
AH: the beast is sated
AH: at least temporarily
ID: i mean. for now.
SA: cannibalism Increases the risk of prions.
SA: which are lethal.
ID: what's a prion- oh.
AH: wow you're a goddamn bundle of joy, aren't you
ID: also gliese this is prisma.
SA: they cause proteins to fold incorrectly and slowly kill your brain.
ID: prisma is great, be nice.
SA: hello!
AH: I can see how they won you all over with these fascinating facts
AH: so what's your thing, Prisma
AH: besides talking to Kit about helm shit
SA: I'm fascinating and I'm from outer space.
AH: lolwot
ID: ^^^^
AH: no way
ID: wow rude gliese, doubting a guy.
SA: what is your thing, aside from fighting?
AH: Plants
AH: Plants are pretty sick
AH: Oh and parkour
AH: and dayrunning
SA: oh, I should have guessed
AH: anything that involves sick-ass stunts
SA: and bitterness, acerbic
SA: I have noted all these things.
AH: good for you, nerdlord supreme??
AH: you gonna write a study on it or do you just note stuff to sound like some super smart analytic nerd type
SA: yes 🙃
AH: okay that smiley is funny
AH: You get a point
ID: i award prisma all the points.
AH: aw come on why do they get ALL the points
AH: what'd they even DO
SA: 😍
ID: because i'm the fucking judge now and i say so.
AH: LOL OKAY
AH: HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY HADEAN IN THE HIVE
SA: they are not very tyrannical.
AH: lol you say that you haven't taken him for food
ID: i judge gliese is a total loser. sentence is two sweeps in the nerd mines.
AH: _BITCH WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE_
ID: hey prisma bought me a pizza.
SA: the nerd mines...
AH: I will break out and kick you in the dick
AH: TWICE
AH: _WHAT_
AH: _THEY DID NOT_
SA: how would you
AH: ...did they
SA: never mind
ID: yes.
AH: Prisma did you buy this fucking loser a pizza
SA: I bought them and the green one pizza.
AH: GODDAMMIT
SA: 🍕
ID: =:D
AH: well now I have to top that, you just made my life harder
AH: ...why do we even HAVE a pizza emote
AH: wait what green one
ID: 🍕 🍕
SA: Sipara said the same thing. Why does everyone have to out food the other?
ID: lal.
SA: yes.
AH: oh the jade who talks funny
ID: because i'm a black hole that needs constant sacrifices made prisma.
AH: LMAO accurate
ID: else i won't bring the rains.
SA: downtown flooded earlier.
SA: I may have sent too much pizza.
ID: you're welcome.
SA: that was rude 🌊
ID: 🤽
SA: does lal talk funny?
SA: 🚣♀️
AH: I mean I've never _met_ them but I've seen them in logs and they say things in weird ways
ID: 💦
SA: oh.
ID: they're nice enough. just snarky.
SA: ☔️
ID: and too poor to buy me a ring pop.
AH: wow
AH: that's pathetic
SA: oh right your proposal was ruined
ID: ⛴
ID: my heart will go on.
AH: rest in fucking pieces
SA: and on 🎻
AH: HA
AH: okay, fine, Hadean, you were right
AH: for once
SA: what is the story behind you two?
ID: always.
AH: this one is a keeper
AH: I'm his meal ticket
AH: his BEST meal ticket
ID: well sip fed me twice now... so...
SA: ☺️
AH: I WILL OUTDO THAT, I've been fucking busy at the base okay
SA: base?
ID: tell your excuses to my stomach.
AH: same one you were talking about with Kit/CC
AH: LMAO
SA: are your lunches always so vitriolic?
AH: they wouldn't be fun otherwise
ID: it's how we bond.
AH: yeah, all that good shit
SA: oh
ID: plus someone has to remind gliese she's a total nerd.
AH: I wouldn't take just any boring dumbass to lunch now would I
AH: _IMPUDENT_
SA: I don't know. Would you?
ID: ms. star wars marathoner.
AH: naaaaah
AH: HEY, THEY HAVE LOTS OF SHOOTING
ID: whatever nerd.
SA: but they always miss
AH: therefore there's MORE SHOOTING
SA: therefore they are improperly trained.
AH: snoooore who cares it's a movie
AH: real life, yeah, I'd be making fun
AH: but it's a movie it's supposed to be stupid
SA: i don't think that's the purpose of movies
AH: movies are stupid fun
AH: duh
AH: everybody knows that
SA: 😨
ID: unless they're documentaries.
AH: yeah I guess
ID: or romcoms which are never fun.
SA: are they not...
ID: i mean. if romcoms are your thing i guess they are.
ID: are you a romcom guy.
SA: I don't know 🤷♀️
SA: I like scary things because they aren't scary
SA: but sometimes I hope they ade
AH: you sound like a goddamn cryptic
SA: I hope you mean cryptid
ID: he's just got a lot of. don't get scared juice in him.
SA: because I am
AH: lol
AH: what are you, bigfoot
SA: no I'm a robot
ID: gliese is the even rarer cryptid than bigfoot.
ID: she's.
ID: the bigmouth.
SA: what is she -
SA: 😮
SA: that sounds unfortunate. Where are her brethren?
AH: Kit's one
AH: his mouth is even bigger
AH: 'cause we're hatchmates and all
SA: kit was very polite
ID: kit seemed not at all mouthy.
AH: he hides his secret well
ID: uh-huh. projecting much?
AH: it is a dark and deep secret
AH: see you say that but I remain secure in the fact that you calling everyone a nerd is YOU projecting
SA: a nerd is better than an angry loudmouth
AH: your values system is fucked up
SA: 🤷♀️
AH: FUCKED UP I SAY
SA: what is your value system
ID: prisma just has my back. =:P
AH: it's a value system of AWESOMENESS
ID: unlike some blue cheerleader who keeps telling me i'm stupid for fighting her nerd partner.
AH: I don't think you're STUPID just RECKLESS and coming from me that'S BAD, my dude
ID: we said no dying!
SA: is this the one you were talking about earlier?
ID: mn, the jade who was here before. that's who i'm fighting.
AH: YEAH OKAY AND ACCIDENTS NEVER HAPPEN LMAO but whatever I'm not gonna try and talk you out of it, I'll just be there to mop up whatever happens
SA: oh. Be safe.
ID: i mean if he accidentally tries to murder me he's dead so. =:/
AH: _No killing Emerel_
SA: I will help
SA: oh
AH: I LIKE Emerel
CC: What??
ID: i will if he tries killing me!
AH: he's my friend
SA: nevermind
AH: OH MY GOD, you just said you two agreed
SA: you were serious
CC: Who='s trying to= kill Emerel??
AH: do you trust him or not
AH: nobody, HOPEFULLY
ID: i trust him as much as you can trust a stranger who agreed not to kill you.
AH: and he better not hurt Hadean or I'll CLONK BOTH THEIR HEADS
ID: =:I
CC: What do= yo=u mean, ho=pefully? / (´・×・`)\
CC: That's no=t really a so=lid answer!
AH: I mean if one of these doofuses messes up we're all gonna be very sorry
SA: there is a medieval semi death match pending
ID: it means if emerel doesn't try killing someone, no one is gonna die.
AH: yeah SA laid it out pretty well
CC: Um! CC: I do=n't think he's likely to= do= that!
SA: my money is on 7/10
ID: then no death! thanks prisma.
AH: ughhhh I wanna see this and shit but I'm gonna be happy when it's over, god
SA: I'm sure there will be doctor. There will be doctors, righr
AH: Yeah, should be
ID: gliese you're like 5000 percent more stressed over it than the trolls who might die.
CC: He's a go=o=d guy, really. CC: He wo=uldn't just cull so=mebo=dy fo=r no= reaso=n.
AH: yeah because you're both doofuses
SA: but you won't die
ID: damn right i won't!
AH: and I'm not like STRESSING THAT MUCH
AH: just rolling my eyes
AH: does that count as high stress
SA: if we were in person I could tell your actual level of stress
AH: what
SA: if I'm at the fair, we'll find out
ID: psi.
AH: you got like, some nerd machine for that
SA: ☺️
ID: he's yellow gliese, just alllwaayysss assume psi.
AH: _lmao_
AH: I've met lowbloods with no psi, you never know
AH: some like Cateex have really weak shit
ID: well my main man prisma is not weak shit!
SA: Hadean said their psionics were being immune to idiots
AH: LOL
SA: is that right? Am i remembering
AH: THEN HE'D BE ALLERGIC TO HIMSELF
ID: i mean i said that but it was a joke.
ID: immune does not mean allergic wtf gliese.
AH: If you ARE something but are immune to it wouldn't that make an allergic reaction
AH: I dunno
ID: i'd just like. cancel myself out.
SA: it would mean he wouldn't exist because he's immune to his own state of being
SA: oh
AH: I'm tired I had a long ass - LMAO YEAH YOU'D CEASE TO EXIST
AH: EVEN BETTER
SA: hivemind
ID: we're just syncing up now, watch out gliese.
SA: but who would you feed, AH?
AH: Oh shit, beware the nerd brigade
AH: uh
AH: Hadean still??
AH: oh speak of the devil earlier it's the weird jade
SS: (Wtf, Hads, are you gettin food again?)
ID: i think he meant if i didn't exist.
ID: bitch i might be.
SS: (What've you got, a hollow walkfrond?)
SA: yes
SS: (What is your secret?)
ID: uh. psi.
SS: (Pls share, am also starving.)
SA: hello, SS. Did you get the pizza I ordered?
AH: what, why are YOU starving you're jade
SS: (No, I mean for food acquisition.)
ID: and being handsome.
AH: the hell did you do wrong
SA: 7/10 is only marginally handsome
ID: also i have being rust on my side.
SS: (I did! I totes ate it but did not, to the lovely Sipa's tragic disappointment, explode in the process.)
ID: prisma you are no longer my main man. =>:'(
SA: I am the only 10/10 here ☺️
SS: (And oh em gee, AH, you can't just ask peeps why they're broke.)
SA: I'm joking
SA: oh I'm glad you didn't explode
AH: wow I just fucking did
ID: so was i. hence the face.
AH: cough up
SA: 😉
SS: (Whaaat, are we still doin the hotness scale thing?) SS: (You know what, I don't even wanna know, tbh.) SS: (We have already established your taste is totes awful, SA, soz to say.) SS: (You were hatched that way, tho, so it's okay.) SS: (We accept you.)
ID: 👅
AH: if your story sucks invent a better one
SS: (What'll you give me for it, pal? (\unu/ ))
AH: uhhhh
ID: 👁🗨 👅 👁🗨
AH: a snack? idfk where you do even live
AH: Hadean was passing through Port Port
AH: so I fed his dumb ass
SA: I think to think I have a good taste, but I also have duplicates of the same outfits.
ID: i'm in cascara now!
AH: LOL WOW
SS: (Oh, shit, are you one of the rabbit twins, or the banker?)
SS: (Pls say banker.)
AH: okay who invented the term rabbit twins I'm gonna fucking end them
SA: it's cute
AH: I'm not the banker shitswizzler
SS: (It was totes deffo 100% not me.)
SA: embrace it
SS: (200%, even.)
AH: I'm a Lepus troll
ID: don't worry prisma, i have three t-shirts that are exactly the same. and three pairs of pants that are pretty much the same.
SS: (Hopbeast blueblood.)
SA: 🍾🍾🍾
AH: okay well then what the fuck's YOUR lusus
AH: I need to nickname YOU
SS: (Uhhhh!)
SS: (A super cool giant fire-breathing dragon.)
AH: _BULLSHIT_
SS: (With, like, seven heads.)
ID: lie detected.
SS: (And a spike tail.)
SA: I only have strength for emojis now. Goodnight dragon child
AH: If it were you wouldn't be fucking poor
SA: ankylosaur hydra child
AH: you'd be laying motherfucking waste to the desert and getting what you wanted
ID: oh you going to bed prisma? later.
SS: (Good night, awesome person who is totes my second best friend in the world now!)
SA: I will be back for more fun later 🤗
SS: ((Sipa sent one more pizza so she made first, soz to say!))
AH: Night Prisma nerd
SA: goodnight
SS: (Ain't you been on about a nap anyhow?)
SS: (Ttyl, pal!)
ID: night.
ID: also good lal, use the numbers of pizzas to gain more pizzas.
SS: (And fuck you, you don't know my tragic backstory, AH!) SS: (That's why we're, like, even having this convo.) SS: (So you ain't got the deets to judge if I can be proper-like broke with a rad dragon lusus. (\uwu/) )
SS: (Thanks, Troll Yoda.)
SS: (Srsly, tho, I'm gonna pick your sponge for your secrets.)
ID: as long as my sponge stays where it's supposed to be.
SS: (In a jar on my table?)
AH: I got the deets to know you're full of shit
SS: (Can do! (\^_^/) )
SS: (Nah, pal, I'm fulla pizza.)
AH: I mean unless your lusus fucking ditched you
SS: (We, like, JUST went over this.)
AH: which would actually be sad
SS: (Maybe it's busy guarding my cave, huh?)
ID: you got your lusus still gliese?
AH: LMAO
AH: of course I do, Haredad is great, but I see him less these nights since he goes off munching the zombies with Kit's lusus
SS: (Jades totes live under rocks, you ain't got proof I'm wrong. (\eue/) )
AH: but I still sleep on him when I come back - LMAO YOU GOT ME THERE
SS: (But I totes don't believe your lusus is a bun.)
SS: (Pix or it didn't happen!)
AH: you're the...shit, I guess Emerel was technically the first?
AH: I lose track.
SS: (Ideally, like, adorbs ones.)
AH: LMAO well fine if you insist
AH: fuck you they're all adorable
SS: (Perf.)
AH: sent HaredadYawningLikeAGoddamnDork.png
SS: (Omg. ❤ )
SS: (I am not convinced, tho.) SS: (That could TOTES be photoshop.)
SS: (More pix.)
AH: He's so goddamn silly sometimes for a saber-toothed - LOL
ID: ooh are we sharing lusii.
AH: SURE I GUESS
AH: ...hey SS
AH: pics or YOURS didn't happen
SS: (Sure, pal, sure!)
invertedDissident has sent bananaonbackforscale.png!
SS: (http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/yugioh/images/d/dc/BlueEyesUltimateDragon-LDK2-EN-UR-1E.png/revision/latest?cb=20161007085413)
ID: be kind to my lusus-
AH: sent HaredadWTFtho.png (in which Haredad has a bird on his head)
AH: LMAO
ID: ...really lal.
AH: IT'S ACTUALLY FUNNY
AH: GIVE 'EM CREDIT
SS: (The other four heads ain't fittin in the frame, pal, ain't my fault. (\unu/) )
AH: LOL
ID: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-OdL07mJYhtg/UyyF81jts0I/AAAAAAAADmI/qhHgOOAFpNA/s1600/300px-BottomlessTrapHole-LCJW-EN-ScR-1E.png
AH: is that you, Hadean
AH: is that your inner fucking soul
SS: (Omg, it's exactly like the selfie he posted earlier!)
ID: fucking rude.
AH: LOL
AH: _HA_
SS: (Which reminds me, buntwin#2!)
AH: my name's Gliese dickhead
AH: what the fuck's yours, besides 'Lal'
ID: found gliese. http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/yugioh/images/1/17/CreepyConey-PHSW-EN-C-1E.png/revision/latest?cb=20120720032649
AH: DAMN STRAIGHT
SS: (That's what I said! SS: (Come by the giant teapot sometime, I'll give you a cool story for food and tips.)
AH: ...oh wait
SS: (Read the nametag while you're at it. (\unu/) )
AH: you're that dorky looking jade barista
AH: Lalide
AH: or whatever
SS: (Yes, that is exactly my name.)
SS: (You are totes correct.)
SS: (Congrats! (\ouo/) )
AH: FUCKIN' CALLED IT
ID: what gliese wishes she could be equipped with. http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/yugioh/images/1/15/HornoftheUnicorn-YGLD-EN-C-1E.png/revision/latest?cb=20151114052324
AH: lolwot
ID: so you had a sharp horn at last.
SS: (LUL)
SS: (Hads ain't pullin punches.)
SS: (Why're all the aggro ones nubby?)
SS: (Gliese, Sipa...)
AH: bitch my horns aren't nubby
ID: they're big and dull!
AH: Hadean is just a dickhead who can't see because his eyes are all red
SS: (P sure Hads just called 'em nubby.)
ID: i didn't call them nubby. i called them dull. duh.
AH: learn to read fuckwad
ID: got me gliese, my eyes are all red.
SS: (Damn, dude, way to discriminate against the illiterate!)
ID: almost like i'm a sparkplug or something.
AH: wow look at all these tears I'm shedding on your behalf, Lalide
AH: look at them fucking pooling on the ground
AH: just tragic
SS: (Maybe I can't read through my epic contacts, neither!?)
SS: (Ain't only red oculars what get you all impaired-like.)
AH: lol, what, are you some kind of dorky mutant
SS: (Nah, just fashionable.)
AH: _riiiiight_
AH: probably just a huge fucking nerd
ID: no money for food. but money for #aesthetic
AH: with headfluff like that
SS: (Thank you!) SS: (Someone finally up and acknowledges my nerd cred!)
AH: lmao
AH: I find it PRETTY DAMN HARD TO BELIEVE I am the first
SS: (And yes, totes, you caught me, I was all, like, 'Y'know, I could eat this week, but I'd totes rather add a new fashion hashtag to my instagram!')
AH: LOL
AH: OWNED, HADEAN
SS: (Everyone keeps up and callin me goth, dude, and everyone knows you can't be two at once!)
ID: does that really count as owned.
AH: you totally can though
AH: shut up you're fucking owned
SS: (Not if you're already emo!)
SS: (It's, like, two, sure, but three's way extra.)
AH: are you saying you're not extra
ID: anyways i'm going to sleep so. have fun nerds.
AH: because if so: in that case I'm not blue and Hadean isn't a shameless dinner whore
SS: (I am v v extra, pal, but the good kinda extra. (\unu/) )
AH: is that _soooo_
SS: (Hells, pal, why'd you have to up and remind me of the time?)
SS: (Fuck off and let me keep pretending I ain't about to crash for like 16 hours.)
SS: (Ttfn, I guess!)
ID: ahahah wowww. have fun with that.
AH: LOL, goddamn, get some rest, dipshit
SS: (Who's dipshit, this time?)
AH: it will forever be a mystery
AH: you will just have to live in pained torment
SS: (RIP in pieces. (\qnq/) )
AH: not knowing if you are the dipshit or not
SS: (My wails will be heard for clicks!) SS: (You can use 'em to come find me to chill and buy me lunch tomorrow.)
AH: oh my GOD, what the fuck is this room, a 'let's all beggar lunch off Gliese' spot??
AH: why the fuck should I buy you lunch.
SS: (Cos dinner's a date.)
AH I already support Hadean's snarky, dumb ass
SS: (And I already up and tried to have one a those with Cennef.)
AH: I have the bulgeface moocher slot filled
AH: ...
AH: ......
AH: ...what the FUCK
AH: _CENNEF?_
SS: (This response pleases me.)
AH: HOW THE FUCK DID _CENNEF_ TAKE YOU ON A DATE
AH: CENNEF FUCKING HATES JADES
SS: (Well, it was a p shit date!)
AH: WHY THE FUCK DID SHE EVEN COME NEAR YOU WITHOUT RIPPING YOUR FACE OFF.
SS: (And obvi cos I'm super charming, pal!)
AH: HOW ARE YOU EVEN ALIVE, GODDAMN.
SS: (My superpower is makin everyone love me.)
AH: LMAO
SS: (And also the uncanny feeling that I avoided gettin skinned by a weird jade serial killer.)
AH: okay no but fucking really why did she do anything remotely nice for you
AH: LOL
SS: (Is that what the ears are made of??)
AH: I'm kidding, I doubt she could ever _actually_ kill a jade without fucking falling down in fear
SS: (Jade faces?)
AH: at least according to her stupid fucking backstory
AH: LOL
SS: (What's her deal, tho?)
AH: according to her she was enslaved by rainbowdrinkers or some such bullshit.
AH: but that's obviously total wank
SS: (What, in her RP?)
AH: LMAO
AH: YEAH YOU'D THINK SO
AH: I mean, SOMETHING must've happened
SS: (Like, pal, manage your fourth wall, there.)
AH: because that bitch was like, feral, until she was 7
AH: so clearly something got fucked up and maybe she hallucinated, I don't fucking know
AH: but she still sticks to her cock and bull tale even now
AH: and she's _9_
SS: (I ain't a head docterrorist, but if I was a head docterrorist I'd say she, like, probs ain't got her ish straight.)
AH: but it's obviously total horseshit to justify her hateboner for everyone jade and over
AH: because she's pathetic
SS: (Guess it's fine to take it out on the loser caste that up and let the whole feral thing happen, tho!)
AH: oh my god
AH: oh my god did she seriously give you shit
AH: I mean I'm not fucking SURPRISED but
AH: what the fuck threat could you be, you sound goddamn pathetic
SS: (Minus sarcasm, pal, I'm, like, middle key sheddin a tear inside for whatever fucker keeps lettin ferals outta the caverns.)
AH: LMAO SAME THO
SS: (And excuse you, my giant dragondad is, like, totes sayin otherwise!)
AH: LMAO SURE
AH: okay, but you know fucking what
SS: (Don't make fun of me, I'm sensitive and gonna go tell my lusus!)
AH: just because you had to endure Cennef's hoofbeastshit
AH: I will take you for lunch
SS: (Eyyyyyy!)
SS: ( (\oUo/) )
SS: (Fuck the peeps that're like, 'The key to my friendship is through my digestion sack!')
SS: (It's obvi the other way around.)
AH: LOL
SS: (The key to fillin my digestion sack is friendship.)
AH: CLEARLY
AH: though lmao I should go too
AH: but I'm serious
AH: I have shit to do in the next like
AH: two weeks
AH: but after that
SS: (Pal, do I look like I'm goin anywhere?)
AH: you, me, lunch, bashing the world's worst maroon
SS: (It's a not-date!)
AH: idfk your life
AH: maybe you have to go visit your dad
SS: (Shit, u rite.)
SS: (In my underground seaside mansion!)
AH: LMAO
AH: OBVIOUSLY
SS: (Can't go forgettin 'bout that ish!)
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Show Off — Jack Champion ★
PAIRING: Jack Champion x Fem!Reader
SUMMARY: Jack showing off ur matching necklaces during an instagram live
A/N: “honestly i know u had a thought abt the instagram live one and i feel like with him you could do a lot with answering questions and then him going over to readers dresser and showing the necklace and maybe some fluff when reader comes back?” A LITTLE COLLAB FROM ME AND @ang3lik <33 I KNOW I HAD SAID INTERVIEW WHEN I CAME UP WITH THE IDEA so I hope you guys don’t mind that I switched it to a instagram live! I just couldn’t think of a way to start the interview idea I’m sorry :(
He toyed with the initial of your first name on the gold chain he wore around his neck while thinking of what to do. You weren’t at home with him, you were at work which he was very bummed out about. Luckily being in your room comforted him as he waited for you to arrive home.
He wasn’t snooping around or anything he just missed you and your bed was comfortable. Plus the room smelt like you and he liked admiring all the posters and decorations you had in your room.
He looked at the clock, it hadn’t changed from when he looked at it just 30 seconds ago. He groaned and kept scrolling through Instagram pretty bored out of his mind and not really paying attention to his feed. After thinking of what he could do he decided it might be a fun idea to go live. Why not? He’d never done one of his own before, well he’s never done one now that he’s gained popularity.
He made sure he looked presentable and looked at the ‘Go Live’ button. He wasn’t sure what he’d do, probably just talk to fans and hope it wasn’t boring. He had a feeling they’d eat it up though. Lately, it seemed he could breathe and everyone would go wild. It amused him to be completely honest.
He propped up his phone and sat against the headboard of your bed and pressed ‘Go Live’.
Once it started he awkwardly played with his hands waiting for people to join. It didn’t take long, in about 2-3 minutes there was already a bunch of people flooding the chat with ‘hi’s’ and ‘love you’s’ and a bunch of questions. They weren’t anything specific just about him and his job, he was grateful they weren’t too invasive.
user97027: hii jack! are you working on any new films right now??
He saw the comment as it quickly flashed by, “Yeah I am actually, I’ve been working on Freaky Tales and Everything’s Going to Be Great. So yeah, I’m excited for you guys to see those,” he said with a soft smile across his face.
user88992: did you always want to be an actor?
“Uh, it wasn’t really planned,” he chuckled, “just the day I found out you could get paid for acting and it was a legitimate job I was immediately on board,” he talked with his hands as he answered the question. He leaned forward with his eyes squinted a bit, trying to find another question.
user561183: Jack!! Who would you say inspires you the most?
“Oh man that’s a good question, who inspires me the most,” he repeated the question as he put his chin in his palm and lightly tapped his fingers across his cheek as he thought of a good answer. “I’d have to say my castmastes and my family definitely. Oh! And my girlfriend, of course. They’re all very supportive of me.”
He slightly laughed as a bunch of “awe’s” ran through the chat. He scanned through the chat, almost getting a little bored cause of how awkward he felt. It wasn’t uncomfortable for him he just wasn’t used to this but he liked talking with his followers nonetheless. As he was about to come up with an excuse to log off he saw a question that made his eyes light up.
user336473: what’s the initial on your necklace stand for?
He wasted no time in answering, “The initial on my necklace is my girlfriend’s! She actually has a matching one but it has my initial instead. I could probably show you guys, one second. She didn’t take it to work today” He explained as he got up, taking his phone with him, and excitedly waddled over to your vanity. Jack propped his phone on a little stand up mirror you had and gently took the piece of jewelry and held it up. “Isn’t it cute? I got these for us on our 6 month anniversary,” he told his viewers as he proudly smiled.
A knock on your door made him quip his head towards the entrance of your room, “Jack, you in there?” He looked at his camera whisper shouting a little “She’s backk! Hold on,” he then looked back at the door, “Come in!” he yelled.
Once he saw your figure opening the door a lovey smile adorned his face. He was head over heels for you and made no effort to hide it. “Oh hey babe, I was just showing them our matching necklaces.”
“Them?” You asked raising an eyebrow.
“Mhm, I’m on instagram live,” he softly grabbed your hand giving it a chaste kiss before bringing you in front of the camera. “Guys this is y/n my girlfriend, y/n these are my instagram followers,” he introduced with a goofy smile as he wrapped his hands around your waist and gave the back of your head a kiss.
You looked at the chat, which was gushing with comments about how cute you two were. It made you smile as you remember what he told you when you came in, “Wait, you were showing them our necklaces?”
“Yeah! Someone asked about it and I think I started rambling,” Jack explained as he toyed with the chain that was still in his hands suddenly getting an idea, “Can I put it on you?” He whispered into your hair so only you could hear. You nodded at his question not being able to contain the shy smile on your face as he let go of your waist and put your hair to rest on your left shoulder, giving you goosebumps. Once he made sure none of your hair would be in the way he undid the necklace and slowly put it around your neck. He made sure it was centered properly and closed the clasp, “Perfect,” he said as he gave a sweet kiss to your cheek.
“You’re such a show off, Jack,” you laughed at his shocked expression as he put a hand on his heart with a small scoff, “What?! Can you blame me for wanting to show you off? Look at you!” He told you as his signature goofy smile reappeared on his face causing you to laugh more. “No I guess not,” you smirked as you gave him a kiss on the cheek as a thank you, causing him to get a little flustered. To be honest you both kinda forgot you were live, you were too busy wrapped up in each other, until Butters entered the room meowing so loud you and Jack snapped out of your love sick gazes and turned to him.
“Aw, what is it, Butters?” Jack asked as he went over and picked the cat up and cradled him like he was his baby, technically he was. Butters only answered with another meow causing you to pet him on the head, “I think he’s hungry,” you looked up at Jack. Another meow followed.
“Alright, I hear you Butters,” he turned back to the camera where he saw the chat freaking out about the adorable moment you two just shared, “We have to go but thank you all for joining. Byeee!” He disconnected the live and quickly put Butters down.
You looked up at him confused but didn’t get to say a word before Jack was kissing your lips. You kissed back and pulled away after a few moments. “What was that for?”
He shrugged, “I dunno, I’ve just been wanting to do it all day,” he said as he smirked. As he was leaning in for another, his movements got cut off by another loud meow from Butters. Jack groaned as he put his head on your shoulder and you laughed as you lifted his head up and slightly pushed Jack’s curls from out of his eyes before you kissed his forehead, “C’mon lets go,” You grabbed his hand and you followed Butters into the kitchen.
He had a lazy smile on his face with hearts in his eyes. This man was so whipped for you.
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Jack Champion Drabble! 🥳
Pairing: Jack Champion x gn!actor!reader
Summary: You and Jack are at an interview for Avatar and it’s rlly obvious how much you like each otherrr. FLUFF
A/N: Just smth i thought abt lmao it’s super random but it’s cute nonetheless! enjoy, lovelies :)
“Hi, I’m Jack Champion and I play Spider.”
“Hello, I am y/n and I play Ivy.”
You both had a bright smile on your faces as you introduced yourselves. While doing interviews could be exhausting you were glad to be with Jack, you two had gotten closer since working and basically growing up on the set of Avatar together.
“Perfect! So, y/n I’ll start with you. You were great in this film, uh what can you tell me about how you got into Avatar and the first time you remember watching it?”
You slightly nod and smile gently before answering, “Thank you! Um I guess it was like years ago now” you laugh “I think I was like 7. I used to love Avatar-“
“Used to?” Jack cuts you off with a goofy smile “you don’t love it anymore?!”
The interviewer laughs as you slightly nudge Jack from where you were sitting. “If you would let me finish! I used to love Avatar and still do, but I’d watch it every day and then I heard about auditions and I think I auditioned when I was 12 or something like that- but yeah. I just knew I wanted to be a part of this franchise.” You made eye contact with the interviewer as you spoke confidently.
Jack admired you while you talked, he didn’t understand how you could talk so perfectly off the top of your head. He didn’t understand how you could be so pretty either, he’s had a crush on you for years now but didn’t want to ruin or make anything awkward between the two of you. He liked your dynamic as it was and he didn’t think you felt the same.
“Jack?” Snapping his head in the direction of the voice, it was the interviewer. “Oh sorry, yeah?” You slightly chuckled and he looked at you with a shy smile. The interviewer kindly re-asked the question, “I was wondering about you and y/n. The two of you seem to have gotten really close, how would you describe your relationship?” If you squinted you could see the slight smirk on the interviewers face.
“Oh man, umm” he bounced his leg up and down and thought about how to answer this without anything being taken out of context by the fans or have some crazy rumor start. You smiled as you watched the gears in his head turn. He always looked so cute when he thought about what to say, but you could tell how nervous he was. You gently patted his thigh and he looked at you, you leaned in and whispered in his ear, “You don’t have to answer it, you know?”
He smiled and shook his head, telling you he was fine. He looked back at the interviewer, “I’d say I’d describe our relationship as a once in a lifetime experience. It’s not every day you meet someone who has exactly the same interests as you or you click with instantly and I think that’s how it is for us. We just get and understand each other on a level I’ve never really had with another person and I think, I think that working on this movie together really helped that. I think our relationship is something really special-” He realized he was rambling and talking with his hands and suddenly got embarrassed. “and yeah” he said with a nervous chuckle as he put his hands to his sides.
The interviewer awed and you looked at him with slightly wide eyes that held nothing but love. What Jack wasn’t aware of is that you had a crush on him as well. If you were being honest, sometimes it annoyed you at how oblivious he was.
You couldn’t help the grin that adorned your face and you felt your face get a little hot. You could tell he really meant what he said, that’s what you loved about him. He was so sweet and kind without even trying.
He noticed your smile and looked away getting nervous again, the entire interview ended up being you and Jack looking at each other than looking away with giddy smiles. Jack thought he was being subtle until he looked at the YouTube comments about a week later.
“they are so cute!”
“are they dating?? I’m genuinely confused??”
“AWW THE WAY HE LOOKS AT HER”
“new ship unlocked”
He shook his head with a laugh and put his phone down on his stomach. He was lying back on his bed and he covered his face with his hands. There was no way you didn’t know now or maybe you really didn’t feel the same. He had gotten hopeful at the end of the interview when you asked him to go out for lunch but to his dismay nothing happened. What he wasn’t aware of was that you were going to ask him to be your boyfriend but chickened out.
He felt his phone vibrate, signaling he had gotten a notification. Looking down at his phone a grin took over as he read the text from you.
You sent a screenshot of the comments on the YouTube video and said “I think they know we like each other. What do you say we go out on a date?” Just as he was about to respond with a yes, you sent another text. “More than friends if that wasn’t obvious. You’re so oblivious it’s sad tbh 😬”
He laughed and decided to call you.
“You’re a jerk but yes, I’d love to.”
“Great, it’s a date! I’ll send you the info. I’ve got to go, byeee”
“Byeee!”
When you hung up you almost threw your phone as you jumped up and down. You hugged the friend you were with and told them all about it.
Jack had jumped out of his bed and ran to tell his mom.
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