#yeah the Minecraft block guy in the fun clothes

[frozenjokes]

limL scar is so hot

[royalarchivist]

Mike: Man. I think being kidnapped is one of my biggest fears. I was kidnapped with Pac once in real life, and was so scary.

Etoiles: In real life?

Mike: Yeah.

Etoiles: .........What?

Pac: [Laughs] Here we go Richas, here we go.

Mike: I don't want to explain again, don't want to explain again, but Pac and I, we were kidnapped once. Almost died.

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Etoiles: Like, without blocks?

Mike: Yeah, without blocks. It just meat and bones.

Etoiles: Whoa... Um, Pac, is there-

Mike: There was a time when Pac and I did these Tazercraft parties all over Brazil. And then once we got to a very very far city where we were on a van at midnight, and then a car pulled in front of the van, shooted our van, and two masked guys entered the van and took us to a very very far and scary place.

Etoiles: A Netflix series.

Mike: And then they stole us- our belongings.

[ Richarlyson's sign: Tios are you understanding something? ]

Etoiles: What? It's true?!

Mike: Our cellphones, our shoes, our clothes—

Pac: Yeah it's actually true.

Bad: What?

Mike: —Pac almost got hit by a gun– shot by a gun.

Etoiles: [Stammering in disbelief] It's actually true, Pac? What the hell...

Pac: Yeah, yeah, we were kidnapped for a few hours.

Etoiles: [Wheezing gasp] What?

Pac: Yeah, but it was fun, it was fun! Woo! Fun being kidnapped.

Etoiles: It was fun– ? [Stammers]

Bad: What?

Mike: Pac almost lost his finger.

Etoiles: What? And how did–

Bad: Wait, this is a real story?

Mike: Yeah. [Laughs]

Etoiles: It was when– because you– I was thinking you were trolling at the beginning. [Laughs]

Mike: We're not joking, it's true!

Bad: What the fudge! How is this fun? That's not fun.

Etoiles: What– it was when?

Mike: Pac- Pac ta–

Pac: Not fun at the time, but looking back now, I think it's fun.

Etoiles: And- and how did you escape?

Mike: They let us escape after they took everything. They took our shoes–

Bad: They took all your stuff and let you go?

Etoiles: They took your sh- Okay.

Bad: Oh my god.

Pac: But they shot fire at the van, at the window shield. Window shield?

Mike: Yeah.

Etoiles: What the hell...

Pac: We WERE at the window shield, you know. That's- that's the cooler part.

Mike: Yeah, I almost got shot.

Etoiles: And how can you, like, is it not hard for you to go out again?

Mike: Sometimes. Like, maybe in this place when- where we got kidnapped. I'll never set foot there again.

Bad: Yeah, that's probably a good idea.

Etoiles: [Gasps] Whoa. That's scary. That's scary.

Mike: Yeah. So scary bro.

Etoiles: Okay, whoa. Ok, sorry– at the beginning, I was really thinking it was Minecraft. [Laughs]

Mike: Later I grabbed- I grabbed his gun, shoot the other guy on the leg, give a punch on like the jaw of the other one, and then–

Etoiles: You run?

Mike: I kind of defeated all the bandits, yeah.

Etoiles: Whoa, let's go Batman. Ok.

Bad: Wait. Hold on a second–

Mike: No, this part is lie, but the rest–

Etoiles: It's the fake part.

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[ Tazercraft telling this story to Fit ]

[enden-agolor]

I LOOOVE all of your aus, especially forest deity and sdv!! The way you designed both Lukas and Jesse in each AU you have is amazing, I absolutely admire the attention to detail and such :) Something about your au’s have me absolutely hooked, and I’m not complaining. Keep up the great work, Enden!! you don’t know how obsessed I am with your silly stories of stupid little minecraft blocks… 🙏

Also a jesskas forest deity AU is so cool. I don’t have any idea how you were able to come up with something as interesting as it, and the way you planned out the story was amazing as well! I always wonder if Jesse will actually show his normal form to Lukas (since you mentioned he was able to revert to his normal self but the town still wouldn’t accept him either way iirc) but we’ll have to see it for ourselves. I lovelovelovee your work so much and I’m excited for future au content !!

Dude thank you so much 🥺

I love designing characters and for some reason Lukas and Jesse are just so fun to play around with in regards to their designs. Maybe it's because their canon designs are so simple, yet compliment each other so well, like Lukas' magenta stripes alongside Jesse's green suspenders. Then the rest of their pallet is pretty natural colors. I really like to keep their designs simple when drawing them. I try to imagine, would they actually wear this? Does this color fit his style? I like to keep them in pretty casual clothes you would see when passing someone out in public, or when shopping at a nice clothes store. This definitely goes for the sdv au.

In forest deity au, Lukas maintains a professional look. Outfits that you would see and think, "oh this guy means business", because he's an author, so he wants to dress the role. He wears a lot of warm, darker colors. Nothing too bright and flashy that would make him stand out. He's the kind of guy who dresses like he's always going to work. Jesse, on the other hand, he wears a lot of dark colors with purpose, as a means of fitting in with the darkness that shrouds the forest he lives in. He wears a lot of dark leather gear to keep his body protected. He's always pretty dirty, because well, he lives out there alone and has no means of impressing anyone with appearances, so why bother? The only one who seems to be intrigued in his appearance is Lukas.

On that other note, we came up with the au kind of randomly. My bf and I like to throw ideas at each other, and since we were already invested in the normal Admin au, I remember jokingly playing into this idea of Admin Jesse being this big bad wolf kind of role and Lukas being a little red riding hood. Discovering each other in the woods for the first time, except we kind of built this story over time and I started making the designs and I was like. Fuck. Jesse is big, scary, mute, and in love with this little blond freak that won't leave him alone ����I am OBSESSED with that. But yeah that's basically how it happened and now the lore has gotten pretty intense. The story is full of angst and plot built off of canon. A very hurt/comfort slow burn kind of story.

But anyways I'm so excited to share more. Your questions will be answered eventually. Trust me, I wish I could answer them, but with plot and context it will be so, so much more satisfactory. So stay tuned, and thanks again for this ask, I love seeing everyones little thoughts on this au!

[ruby-whistler]

i made a list of the vibes of the hermits i watch, so you might want to check some of them out! this is just mostly jokes, but i thought all of the more “serious” propaganda was missing something, so have what truly makes hermitcraft worth it; the players’ unique styles!

will be back on my dsmp stuff asap but it’s the first day of season 8 and i would really appreciate if you checked them out through the links provided :]

Grian; [ episode one link ]

vibes of a 17 year old mcyter, is actually 27 and married

noo not my red jumpah!

chaotic capitalist

someone is making the server better through order? *starts another war* whoops, hand slipped :D

he built a- he rebuilt his entire megabase in survival, above a giant lake of lava, in the nether, on hard mode, upside down??

“watching as scar dies over and over in my trap is peak comedy and i’m tired of pretending it’s not” but it happens like 5 times i every season

video editing is very main-stream and good for short attention spans!

*sad montage over losing stuff he’ll get back in 15 minutes because he’s rich*

pesky birdd! great elytra flier! amazing builder! will tnt your house! poultrymannn!!

wholesome, chaos incarnate, talented architect

why won’t mumbo respond to my messages it’s been two weeks :[ (clingy)

doors???????????? your house has doors???? no doors for you good sir!

will laugh a lot at a lot of things, esp when he’s with his friends

genuinely just so fun to watch

Mumbo Jumbo; [ episode one link ]

perfect british accent

mustache man (warning: he has no mustache irl)

*fails ten businesses in a row* iskall please help

redstone is his element

“it’s actually quite simple” i like your funny words magic man, now can you repeat how in the hell you made a that fancy vault work-

filmographer?? i think? met up with grian irl

him and grian have a robot son named grumbot. that has nothing to do with the vibes but i had to mention him because he means a lot to me.

tries to stay out of wars and server politics until someone (grian) drags him into them

minigame maker, makes the hermits competitive and that is scary (also very funny) e. g. button, hermit challengesss!

“it’ll be fineee” *que shot of everything on fire behind him*

makes his base a living being and then all his neighbors end up feeding it instead of him

conspiracy theorist. bumbo baggins. the usual.

very entertaining videos that help you learn more about minecraft mechanics!

GoodTimesWithScar; [ episode one link ]

wheelchair creator with literally the best vibes

so wholesome i. he is so cool he makes me so happy :’D

*extremely cool announcer voice* ooooo hello there my fellow miners and crafters, good timeees with scar heree, and welcome backk to the wonderful world of hermits and crafting, and we’re flying over-

commentates everything extremely well

spends tenths of hours on builds within a single video and doesn’t bat an eye

lore for all of his builds! he builds these amazing bases to tell a story!

“i wanna see white flags! white flags, outside your base, by-“ wait no wrong anti-rebellion army leader

all videos have a clear objective

mostly building, but he loves hanging out/helping his friends!

loves disney movies! wants to go to space! :D

kind-hearted, always makes everyone else smile

can be chaotic but usually just tries to have fun and make sure everyone else has fun too

*flies into a tree on half a heart* wait what why did i die D:

scar. scar please eat. you’re going to die for the tenth time this video-

the non-chaotic capitalist, has extremely creative shop designs

a danger to himself, but also the kind of person you can’t be angry at for long

BdoubleO100; [ episode one link ]

the guitar music at the beginning of his videos brings a smile to my face, it just has such an immaculate mood

*camera pans over him as said music plays* ladies and gentlemen welcome to another episode of hoimycraffff

the way he talks is extremely endearing

one of the best builders on the server - probably best builder of interiors in existence

able to make a palette using any number of strange blocks and then make amazing builds using it

built a whole castle as a backdrop, then built an entire giant mountain for said castle

extremely sensitive to short jokes, usually gets pranked by others because his reactions are always so funny

his daughters show up from time to time in his room while he’s recording and it’s so cute

*has no way to see the sun but still knows it’s nighttime* gotta go schleep!

scar, pointing at him “this is why we can’t have nice sunsets”

(scar dies because of mobs every time bdubs isn’t on the server to sleep)

likes to be accomplice because he isn’t the one being made fun of (/lh)

*shoots himself in front of a confused grian because he thinks the guy wants his face again when he’s actually just looking for a netherportal*

is usually the underdog so it feels good when he wins

they’re all actually such great friends so it’s genuinely funny to watch

he himself is amazing at entertainment and just a very cool guy

ImpulseSV; [ episode one link ]

what’s going on everyone, my name is impulse and welcome back to hermitcraft!

always speaks with a smile in his voice

has a good dynamic with basically everyone

great co-worker and always helps out if he can

had his base turned pink during the swap, and instead of changing it back afterwards, he dyed his skin’s hair and clothing pink to match it

very cool and original building style!

makes a lot of farms and sells what he gets in his few shops

makes money to be able to do more stuff and make more farms

blows up most his base ever so often to rebuild parts. you know, like a normal person does in minecraft survival.

the grind is never over

the guy who always gets all of the work done on the school project and proceeds to be chill about it

always has very cool side-projects going on and puts his heart into all of them

pog timelapses!!

Rendog; [ episode one link ]

*short, funny scene from the video at the beginning slowly fades out into great music

dogs howling as the half-dog half-cog logo comes up*

greetiiings cyberdogs and citizens of the interbubs! this is ren diggity dawg coming atcha, in another minecraft episodes varuuummm the hermit. craft. server. (hey!)

we’re kicking things off today my friends, from the- *location name on screen*

that intro gets me hyped every time

he’s a furry who talks in bro language it’s great i swear - very atypical but fun

he transformed an entire biome into a star wars planet for his base

his building skills and dedication are incredible

horny (just a little bit)

the only person who cared about mycelium in the whole rebellion

does a lot of roleplay-themed stuff and mysteries to be solved

“b-dubba-dubs one hundred”

extremely upbeat & sweet guy

adds -age after everything “biddage” “flyage” to make it sound Cooler

amazingly positive always and funny as hell

mcc winner!! wooooooooo :D

always tries to be where stuff is happening and interact with people

very entertaining editing style

Iskall85; [ episode one link ]

drives joke into the mud and then picks them up and does it again which is funny

starts videos with one-off bits

iskallman!!! the superhero literally no one needed and yet there he is

only has one (1) braincell when with mumbo

they both do and they’re hilarious together every time

like when they laughed at squeaky noises for ten minutes straight. guys please you’re adult men

bernie the leaf master

omega (something) of doom!!

encourages gambling (in a videogame)

he has so many jokes he keeps using i can’t possibly fit them all in here

basically a wildcard

i have no idea what he’s doing this season

i have no idea what he’s doing ever actually

tame chaos, confusing to the point when it’s funny again

really great builder as well!

mostly for younger audiences but his videos are a good watch in general

feel free to send asks about hc! i’m already loosely involved in hermitblr but yeah, my dsmp followers aren’t immune :] /lh /j

[feralreason-a]

TEN LAYERS OF CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT ft. Dave Miller! >>>  COPY N PASTE TO REPOST,  DO NOT REBLOG MINE, with the information of your muse,  including headcanons.

LAYER ONE : THE OUTSIDE.

name:  ❝ William Afton.❞  ❝ Dave Motherfuckin’ Miller! That’s legit my middle name. Don’t ask questions!”

height: ❝ So tall... I don’t know the specifics. ❞

eye color: ❝ Cold-as-ice grey, baby. ❞

hair style/color: ❝ It’s brown? And I dunno, I run my fingers through it each day and cut it when I need to or when it starts gettin’ in my face. ❞

clothing style: ❝ I gotta ‘dress nice’ at work but fuck ‘em, I ain’t bothering with tucking my shirt in or choking myself with a tie. Nobody’s said anything about my ratty ass jeans either. ❞

best physical feature:  ❝ I don’t know...❞ ❝ My arms, great for hugs! ❞

LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE.

your fears:  ❝ Hey clowns are supposed to be funny but people are scared of ‘em. Imagine you want to make kids smile so you go to clown school but every child you meet starts bawling their eyes out. You hoped to bring joy but only bring misery... would that be fucked up or what? ❞

your guilty pleasures: ❝ Only pleasures, we don’t have guilt here. ❞

your biggest pet peeve(s): ❝ When I introduce myself as ‘Dave’ and people try to ‘be polite’ by callin’ me ‘David’. ❞

your ambition for the future: ❝ Fulfill a promise I owe someone. ❞

LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS

your first thoughts waking up: ❝ What kind of question is that? I don’t know, I don’t think ‘till I’m outta bed. ❞

what you think about the most: ❝ I miss the diner. ❞  ❝ Sex, drugs, and rock ‘n roll. ❞

what you think about before bed: ❝ Varies, my guy. ❞

you think your best quality is: ❝ I’m a fun t’be around, silly lil guy! ❞

LAYER FOUR: WHAT’S BETTER?

single or group dates:  ❝ Single. Just me and them, quality over quantity. ❞

to be loved or respected:  ❝ Loved. ❞

beauty or brains:  ❝ Heart. ❞

dogs or cats:  ❝ Iguanas! ❞

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?

lie: ❝ What kinda pussy would say ‘no’ to this? Everyone does, but I don’t lie about real serious shit. Imma saint. ❞

believe in yourself: ❝ Not really...❞  ❝ Ye. ❞

believe in love:  ❝ AFTER LOVE AFTER LOVE! ❞ 

want someone:  ❝ Desperately. ❞ ❝ Ye. ❞

LAYER SIX: EVER?

been on stage: ❝ Yeah! ‘Tis my job! ❞

done drugs:  ❝ Which ones ? ❞ 😏😏

changed who you were to fit in: ❝ Yes, and I’d do it again if I needed to.❞  ❝ Nah, I’m an original, baby! ❞

LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES

favorite color: ❝Purple’s my signature colour, but pink and orange are pretty great too!❞

favorite animal: ❝ Your mom. ❞

favorite movie:  ❝ Topgun. ❞

favorite game:   ❝ Fal.lout New V.egas! That game was made for me! But, Minecraft or Tetris are pretty chill too... somethin’ about taking blocks and putting them somewhere, man.  ❞

LAYER EIGHT: AGE.

day your next birthday will be: ❝ I don’t know it. ❞ ❝ Halloween! ❞

how old will you be: ❝ I’ve lost count... ❞ ❝ Twenty five! ❞

does age matter:  ❝ Heh? ❞

LAYER NINE: IN A PARTNER.

best personality:  ❝ Someone who can laugh with me, and always be there. ❞

best eye color:  ❝ Call me a sap, but that doesn’t matter! ❞

best hair color:  ❝ Don’t matter t’me! ❞

best thing to do with a partner:  ❝ Simply being together and talking is enough. Add a fun activity, and I’m set! ❞

LAYER TEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE [IC].

I love:   ❝ My fiancé!  ❞

I feel:   ❝ Groovy! ❞

I hide:   ❝ My vulnerabilities. ❞  ❝ Cash. ❞

I miss:   ❝ Henry. ❞

I wish:   ❝ I could be happy. ❞  ❝ I was in Vegas right now. ❞

[theonlygamergost]

French homework and a Dream - fd!au. ( part 1 / 2)

This fanfiction is based on the Family Dynamic au made by @antarctic-bay ctic-bay if you would like to know more, go check them out!!!

Also please bear in mind that the things written in this might not be canon!

This fic was corrected by the lovely @im-default

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Techno and Dream did the fatal mistake of choosing French over Spanish and now they have to suffer the consequences together

next part --->

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Enjoy~

Lunch break was sacred for Techno, it was that magic moment where he sat at a table alone, in the corner of the cafeteria with a book of his choice to read and block out the chaos of the fellow students. You know what they say: if you can't find peace, create your peace.

With lo-fi music or classical piano in his ears, he would peacefully eat his lunch, recharging his social energy (already consumed in the first half of the day) by not talking nor seeking company. Even though, from time to time, he would get some visitors:

One of his brothers could drop by if they needed to talk to him or they were also already feeling exhausted, Skeppy would also sit with him and try to initiate conversations, in vain since Techno ends up ignoring him unless he needed something important.

All in all, Techno didn’t allow anyone to disturb or interrupt his moment of peace, neither he liked sharing his book or music with anyone…

Well, anyone apart from Dream.

In between the rivalry for the smartest kid and best (nerd) Minecraft pvp-er, the two had started frequenting now and then, maybe studying at the library together or grabbing a bite after school before parting ways, all in all, they found to have a similar love for quiet company and taste in music.

So, to see Dream sit next to Techno, steal one of his earbuds, and tug the book a little closer for him to read as well wasn’t rare, but a treat to see.

“TALK TO ME TECHNO!!!” Skeppy had been trying to get his friend’s eyes off of the book for about five minutes or so, just to get completely denied by an unbothered and concentrated face. “Techno pleaseee!!!! I need attention!” his head fell on the table, “...I can tell” he finally replied while turning the page.

Skeppy groaned and went on bothering him for another five minutes.

Techno sighed, “Can’t you go bother someone else?” Skeppy was about to complain again, but a familiar laugh made the both of them stop and look at the direction it came from, “You’re so needy Skeppy”.

The boy in the green hoodie placed his tray next to Techno’s, leaving his backpack on the seat next to him, “YEAH! And this stupid pig isn’t giving me any attention!!!” after a second of silence they all giggled at Techno being addressed as “Pig”, something that only Skeppy could get away with. Not even Dream could call him that without either a complaint or a casual roast coming from the other teen as a consequence.

“Have you studied for tomorrow’s French test?” He took a bite of… whatever the cafeteria had made that day, he couldn’t really tell since it was so… revolting-looking, but it didn’t taste that bad and Dream was pretty hungry. Skipping breakfast was a habit of his so whatever he could eat at lunch was fine by him, it just needed to fill him up until the end of the day.

“Nah… I can’t remember some of the verbs, let alone when and how to use them” he replied before sipping on some water, “Same… some words are unpronounceable too… “ Dream and Techno both made the grave mistake of choosing French over Spanish as a second language, Techno made a very bad first impression with the teacher and Dream overslept three lessons in a month, let’s say that if they didn’t do good on this test… they could kiss goodbye a good French overall vote at the end of the year.

Skeppy exploded in a loud laugh, banging one of his fists on the table meanwhile holding his stomach, “Sucks to be you!” they sighed in defeat, Skeppy got convinced into choosing Spanish by a friend so he couldn’t relate to their problems since legends told that the Spanish teacher was a very nice person.

“I’ll leave you two to your nerdy problems, later losers!” Dream told him goodbye meanwhile Techno simply waved.

The blonde boy stretched his arms and grabbed both his phone and diary out of the backpack, flipping through it he nudged the other boy lightly, “We only have French for tomorrow… wanna study together?” Techno hummed a reply as the blondie took one of his earbuds, Techno reacted with a question: “Want to study at the library or..?” Dream’s head tilted, “Or what? We don’t have another place to study” Techno furrowed his brows for a second, “Well… no, you’re right”.

The reply made Dream curious, but he limited himself to finishing his meal in silence, enjoying the quiet company until the bell rang.

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“It’s already six pm?! We haven’t even finished memorizing this stuff!” Dream groaned in frustration while Techno just dropped his head on the book in front of him, they had been studying for two hours interrupted only by a bathroom break, and they weren’t even half-way done with their homework.

“This will be the only low grade on my paper this year…” the low murmur was muffled by the fact that Techno’s head was still slumped on the books, “Oh come on…”, Dream rubbed out the tiredness from his eyes, “I know that I won’t get anything done once I get back home, my ADHD goes crazy when I’m studying French… it knows I don’t want to study it so it makes me think about everything but that!”, the blonde boy chuckled, “I can never focus when It’s French too…”

Well, that was a slump, both of them knew that going part-ways wasn’t going to work… If they wanted a decent grade they had to have a study partner.

So Techno took a shot in the dark.

“Ok listen, I’ve got a plan:  come sleep over at my place, my desk it’s a bit messy but if I throw everything on the ground we’ll fit, you can’t eat dinner with us because Phil already cooked it and it’s not enough for five people, it’s not enough- but we can go eat somewhere”.

Dream froze in genuine shock: he had never gone to the Pandel house, nor he had ever been invited by Techno anywhere really, he was usually the one that asked him to grab a bite together, Techno only ever asked him to study, and that was already pretty rare. So getting such an out-of-nowhere invitation to eat together AND sleep at his house was… very surprising.

“Uhh… sure, can I borrow a shirt to sleep in?” Techno nodded, “Well then…  should we go eat now so that we have more time to study later?” Techno nodded again and they started packing up their stuff, grabbing books and pencils that scattered on the table while studying.

“McDonald’s?” Dream proposed, “McDonald’s” Techno replied.

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Meanwhile, they were crunching on some fries, Techno texted the Pandel chat about Dream sleeping over, Phil agreed almost instantly, telling Techno where he could get some blankets and an additional pillow, the problems were Wilbur and Tommy that didn’t like the idea of having Dream in their house, (because they had a Minecraft server where they and Dream had a bit of a… “difference” of opinions…) but Techno told them to cry about it and closed the chat, reassuring the boy in the green hoodie that he could spend the night with him.

On their way home, Techno had noticed by reading the notifications that the Berry brothers had proposed a last-minute movie night, to which the other Pandel’s agreed, already counting Techno off, so it wasn’t a surprise that they met Wilbur and Tommy leaving when they arrived.

“I’m glad we are leaving, two tryhards together must be a revolting sight” Wilbur adjusted his coat as Tommy tied his laces, “I’m glad you guys are leaving too, we really need to study and my desk is a bit small, we can use the kitchen until you come back” Dream stifled a giggle, the passive-aggressive energy the Pandel had when speaking to each other was very entertaining, Techno turned to him and pointed at the clothes hanger behind the door, “Put your jacket there, oh and don’t forget to take your shoes off, I’ll get you a pair of slippers, Eret’s one should fit you”

He opened the closet to almost disappear in it, “Bye big D! Have fun with TechnoNerd!” Dream cringed at Tommy’s goodbye while Wilbur snickered at it, “Bye… and please don’t call me that ever again”

The front door closed as Techno dropped a pair of dark blue slippers in front of him, he thanked him, grabbed his backpack and followed the pink-haired boy while looking around:

the living room and the kitchen were in the same room, there was also no proper table, not that there was room for it, so he guessed that they ate on the kitchen counter.

There were four doors in the room, the first one on the left before the kitchen, a pig sticker gave Techno’s room away, on the other side of it, next to the couch, there was a door with a big sign spelling “NO BITCHES ALLOWED” with an evil smile scribbled next to it, he guessed that was Tommy’s room.

Not too far away from Tommy’s room, there was another door, but this time nothing was on it, and the fourth door was to the right of that blank door aka on the opposite side of the front door. He guessed one was a room and one was the bathroom, there was a hole next to the fourth door though…

Techno sat on one of the stools and opened his backpack, “As I’ve said, we can stay here until the others come back, if you need the bathroom it’s this one” He pointed at the door directly behind him, door number three… but then…

“Why is there a hole next to that door” Dream pointed at the forth door, Techno smiled briefly, “Uhhh… It’s a long and secret story, but to give you an idea that is Will’s room” He blinked a couple of times to let the information sink in, Techno snapped him out of it by waiving his pen in front of his eyes.

“C’mon nerd, we have work to do.” To which Dream apologized and sat next to him, taking a deep breath before opening the french textbook.

[send-me-a-kae-via-subspace]

mom the internet is simping for block men again

im going to be rating the simpability of dsmp minecraft skins (including possible reasons why people might find the skins attractive) because im bored and also quite possibly aroace and do not really get what simping is so i think itd be funny also please tell me if anything in this is offensive this is meant as a joke but jokes can still be harmful /srs  this is basically going to rate how attractive i think each skin probably is

alright so first up we have the creator of the server himself,,, DREAM

tbh i dont really see why people would simp over him?? i mean yea his skin is how i wish to be perceived but sguydfjkh yeah,,

as a character, oh god,,,, hes really scary?? ig if they simp for the character then,,, it would fit with the theme of simping for villains that tumblr (and the rest of the internet has had)

as a content creator,,, hes faceless,, so uh,, i suppose that the Mystery of not knowing his face can be a thing?? the designs for him are cool, ig thats why people think of dream and go ‘yea attractive’

his voice is pretty cool though

2/10

guys wtf 

why are you simping for pig man ??? im so confusedddd

this does have more reasons than dreams skin i guess. 

cool clothing for one,, 

wait no thats the only reason.     again, voice and mystery of face (tho his face exists online we just ignore it),, as well as INSANELY cool fandom designs. 

3/10

aight so next up weve got fundy, its_fundy, fun dip, wilbur’s little champion. my first thought is guys what is up with simping for animal skins ???

so fundys skin is actually very fashionable, so ig he gets points. the cc is v cool, his voice is neat, and idk what else?? again i think its less of people simping for mc skins and more of them simping for fandom designs and the cc themselves :0

4/10 because there are more legitamate reasons as to why on earth someone would simp for this

wilbur soot,,,

i think this is probably the most reasonable dsmp skin to simp for?? because for one this is a pERSON,, as well as look at that fashion. also ik that many many people think that wilbur (the cc) is v attractive so??? idk what else to say for this

7/10

in summary, idk why people are simping for these skins, its probably the fandom designs/cc themselves

i hope you enjoyed this post, and if you want i could do a part 2 maybe!! agian, this is all in good humor, if it is problematic i will get rid of it,, etc etc

[cloviaglade]

THE CRIMSON FLOWER ROUTE CORPORATE UNION AU

Yeah it came to me in a dream shared it with a friend and she said I should inflict it on the world so here we go

Warning: It's super long but I broke it up into chunks

(note not all members of the house fall into the categories listed also I'm not the best with corporate terms and positions. Also this was made for fun and isn't that serious)

The houses

The Black eagles generally were in accounting or sales. They dealt with a lot of the customers firsthand and were considered expendable

Blue lions where mostly in HR or IT

Golden deer mostly worked in maintenance and public relations.

Staff and church members are members of the board. Flayn has her position on the board despite her age because nepotism

The Seiros Co:

It's a large company that provide a large array of services and products that promote physical and emotional well-being. The company started out with good intentions but soon became a corporate monster

The company provides a host of benefits to its employees including on site housing, on site restraunts, on site pools gyms ect. They even have the best insurance on the planet. They even have horse therapy.

However they have to pay premiums on the health insurance, their rent is docted from their pay, they have to pay for on-site facilities, and those living on site are heavily encouraged to work overtime.

a lot of this is justified by cover every single health expense and days of for minor colds. Many employees seek mental health care more often than they seek physical care.

The on site living conditions vary heavily. Most are just a small white room with a single bed and a dresser. No visitors after certain hours and forget about outside visitors. However rumors are spreading that the board members have spacious luxury apartments.

The pay without all the benefits is not a wage you could live off of. But with the rent for these rooms doct from your pay you couldn't reasonably save up for different arrangements.

The strike begins:

Edelguard was finally fed up watching her team struggling. She hears constantly about how her workers are not making enough. How they have to scrape because they needed new clothes or shoes. Or worse how Petra wasn't able to support her sick grandfather

She hired a lawyer Hubert to look into information about their contracts and compare everything to labor laws. She needed to know how much of this was legal and if there was anything to be done about it.

Huberts lawfirm dealt with several lawsuits in the past. They are considered ruthless in court however media painted them out to be money hungry and demented

As expected, it was legal (mostly due to lack of regulation for these types of benefits) but really unfair, So Hubert suggested a strike. His firm would handle all the legal matters as they prepared a lawsuit and to unionize.

Edelguard was careful to organize it in private. Nothing was emailed. Nothing to tract them. Flyers were handwritten and posted in the dorms inviting members to secret meeting on slow hours.

Roles

What everyone did on the day of the strike/position they were in the office.

Black eagles

Edalguard: head of sales- she got everyone in her department and many others in different departments to simply stop working for the day when she commanded everyone to stop working via megaphone. She suck in hubert and went to a private meeting room to set up a list of demands.

Hubert: head of Vestra lawfirm- he snuck past security with the help of Edelguard. He brought a laptop and a phone with Hotspot so he could video call the rest of his attorneys from inside the conference room. Once the strike was in full swing he toured the place with Edelguard gathering evidence.

Ferdinand: senior sale manager has the highest customer satisfaction - when the strike was well underway he sent a mass email to everyone in every department including the CEO and founder herself in a very professional tone about how there is a strike. Lornez replied immediately and they when to the breakroom to enjoy tea while on the clock.

Lindhart: IT software specialist - first thing he did was turn off all the bans on websites. Everyone could go on whatever website they wanted to. He left the download blocker up and other safety precautions in place. Others could looks at memes and scroll through social media ect. He then returns to his dorm and takes a paid nap.

Caspar: manager in accounting slow but very accurate and a real team player - he hated the no pets policy with a burning passion so he let all the stray and feral cats that hang around the building in through one of the side doors. They stayed mostly on the ground floor and a few made a mess under the desks. He played with the strays with a few of his co-workers.

Bernadette: customer service rep. - she hated the calls filled with angry people. She clocked out, disconnected he phone, ran into her dorm and screamed into her pillow until calm. Once she calmed down enough she did some embroidery.

Dorothea: sales representative- has the highest upsale rate - she gets into her car and just leaves. She is still clocked in. Nobody knows where she went. Some say she met with a lover, others say she went on a binge. Nobody really knows.

Petra: bilingual sales rep. - she signed her phone off and immediately called up her family overseas. She proceeded to catch up and talk with her family for hours. She rarely got to speak with them due to the difference in timezones.

Blue lions

Dimitri: head of IT - he doesn't actually know much about IT and has little intrest in it. He got the job because his dad recommended him. With the outside website ban lifted and the lost of control of his department he frantically tried to get everything under control

Dedue: cyber security and protocol educator - although the bans are lifted he is still concerned about a cyber attack. He is frantically try to restore the ban but it seems like lindhart deleted the code.

Felix: hardware specialists - he was the one who should've been promoted into Dimitri's position and is a bit smug about how everything is falling apart in front of his boss. He bypasses the download blocker and plays minecraft on the company computer. Dimitri is too busy to notice that felix isn't helping.

Sylvain: HR rep. - he knew from the start that working conditions were shit. He was tired of trying to raise moral by doing everything but paying the employees more, giving them time off, and reasonable working hours. He went to the break room where Ferdinand and Lornez were having tea and ate a bunch of the snacks the company was reselling at super high prices then faxed a picture of his ass and balls to rhea herself as a letter of resignation.

Ashe: new hire in IT - was called down to the first floor to replace a keyboard a cat peed on. Found caspar was the reason the cats were let in. Caspar then persuaded him to play with the cats instead of shooing them out. 3 hours later he completely forgot about the strike and clocked out per usual. He completely forgot about the strike

Mercedes: head of HR - she meets with the board and discussed what to do about the strikers. They can't force them to go home since everyone striking lives on site and has every right to be there. No significant damages is being done to property. The only loss is from those not working (and a keyboard covered in cat piss and $35 worth of snacks) Mercedes is forced to find a way to get them to stop but in a way that doesn't really change anything. She leaves the meeting when it is over clocks out and returns to her modest house she calls out sick for the next couple of months.

Annette: HR rep - she tries to stop the chaos on the floor and to convince everyone to return to work. She is ignored. She wanted to ask for a megaphone to help gain attention but edelguard took the one from HR and the person with the key to one in the event closet is striking as well. She runs around in a paint trying to answer emails and settle everyone down.

Ingrid: IT helpline rep - helping Dimitri reset the ban on outside websites is above her pay grade. She at least know some of the terminology and the basics. She manages to set up a very basic blocker but it didn't block whole domains just the homepage of every website she could think of that's wasn't appropriate for work. Logging into the site allowed you to bypass the block. Ingrid feels like she will be fired for not being able to do more

Golden deer:

Claude: event planner - noticing that there was no work happening he finally decided it was time to actually do his job. He dipped into those sweet event funds and ordered as many pizza's as he could from every pizza join that could deliver. He busted out the sport balls and got employees to clear some room for flag football on the 3rd floor. He got Hilda to organize games of hide and go seek in floors 4 and 5. All games and activities were not officially approved but followed all guidelines.

Hilda: claudes assistant - organized games on the 4th and 5th floors. The cubicle although uniform made excellent hiding spaces and the food plaza just got rid of the old tables and chairs awaiting delivery of new ones so there was a ton of space to run around. Hidia had to jump between floors pretty often which was a workout all on its own but it was worth it to see everyone smile at work for once.

Lornez: head of advertising - he was tired of writing jingles and stupid commercials for the company. He wasn't aware of the strike until he got the email from Ferdinand. He offered to treat him to some tea he brought from home. They had a lovely talk and watched Sylvain stress eat. He tried to talk Sylvain out of resigning but failed.

Raphael: pizza delivery guy - he thought it was a joke at first since they never delivered pizza to the Serios Co but was persuaded by Claude. He got stopped at the front by the front desk clerk who was ordered not to allow any deliveries. Soon more pizza guys showed up and some of them where not as nice as Raphael. He eventually got in and successfully delivered his pizza.

Ignatz: accountant - he wanted no part of this and tried to work despite being on the 3rd floor. He doesn't have any PTO and is frantically trying to get his absence approved because he cannot work under these conditions. He got walled in with desks and chairs and hand to crawl his way out to try to find someone in HR to help him but found their office empty. Worst day of work ever.

Lysithia: Intern- hopes to join the advertising department - She needs this job for school credits so finding out that her boss told her to take the day off because of strike she immediately thought of her record. Lorenz assured her that she would get credit as long as he had any say in it. She played a round of hide and go seek before studying in Lornez's office

Marianne: customer service rep.- she heard the rumors and on the day of the strike she freaked out and when to have a panic attack in her car. She was on lunch technically but she took a 3 hour lunch. She came back in clocked out and decided to try that horse therapy.

Leonnie: pizza delivery guy (not nice) - she knows the customer didn't care that the order took so long to complete and was very understanding that the 30mins or less delivery time but seriously! 50 PIZZAS!! She had to stretch and press dough at top speed for like 45 mins then she burnt her hand while boxing some of the pizza's and she had to deliver all of it to this company just outside of town and now the person at the front door is insisting that the pizza was ordered by mistake oh no! Not today! You will take the pizza and you will pay for it and tip 25%.

Church

Rhea: CEO and founder - she honestly believes her practices are helping the community. She doesn't realize that she doesn't give her employees much choice. She thinks her employees are ungrateful.

Seteth: president - also believes the company is doing the best they can. He knows the dorms are small and brand but they house 78.364% of their employees and they all see a doctor at least 3 times a month. He hates that he has difficulty finding a balance between competitive prices, compensating workers, and turning a profit.

Flayn: secretary - she saw the fun going on in the 5th floor while on her lunch and thought it was organized by staff and didn't connect it as part of the strike.

Catherine: front desk - tried to turn away all the delivery drivers but more kept coming. She kept getting calls from upper management about the social media platforms and tried frantically to get in to make a statement but had little luck. She gave up when Leonnie demanded payment and let all the delivery people in.

Shamir: social media manager- she originally attended the meetings as a mole but soon learned that her fellow employees hardships. She drafted huge posts on every platform exposing the truth, changed all the passwords then took a vacation during the strike.

Hanneman: chief operational officer - he is calling and emailing the IT department about the bans every moment he can. He organized the meeting as soon as the strikers got rowdy.

Manuela: chief financial officer - although she is worried about the finances she has also been pressing about where to cut the budget first. Horse therapy is ridiculous! They own the whole ranch and are responsible for the upkeep of every horse. And all the horses are carefully hand selected and trained too. It's too much nobody uses the horse therapy because nobody has the time off to go to horse therapy!

Alois: Chairman - his title is mostly empty. He joined the strikers in a game of flag football scored a touchdown. Then went back to work as usual. Didn't check his emails about the strike since he only checks them in the morning when he first comes into work.

Gilbert: treasurer - he puts business first. Doesn't know his daughter works for the same company. Was friends with Dimitri's father. He is stressing about how the company will recover financially. He is the reason for the pay cuts so they can fund most of the benefits.

Cyrill: gopher - he gets paid minimum wage and lives on site. He considers himself lucky that he can drive the company car to go pick up office supplies from the store. He was homeless before he got a job at Seiros and feels like he is important.

Results

Since several members of the board were caught participating in strike activities the hubert and his firm counted them at strikers and used this in court.

The dorms were not considered responsible accommodations saying that prisoners in jail cells at least have their own toilet.

The news when crazy with the posts on social media. The account never replied to any dms or comments. When called they said a rogue employee posted them falsely because she was being fired.

Rhea was forced to pay a lawsuit that gave all dormitory workers an allowance of $1000 for rent for life. Even if they choose to leave the company.

Dimitri was fired for not actually having any training. Felix was promoted to the head of IT and everyone respects him.

Rhea looses her company. And most of her assets. She kept the therapy horse ranch and manages that for a living.

With the entire company now belonging to her since everyone above her resigned she made a ton of changes making the company more normal. She pays a fair livable wage to every employee. She repurposed the dorms into offices or solitary break rooms.

Huberts firm gets rebranded as a honest firm that wants to help the little guys. He later goes on to help other corporations unionize.

[reallyautomaticvoid]

Calling It: Good Intentions

Chapter 2: Where’s Tim?

Characters (in order of appearance in this chapter): Conner Kent, Bart Allen, Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Tam Fox, Roy Harper, Lian Harper

Story Summary:

Timothy Jackson Drake has been Red Robin for nearly three years now.  Ever since he was summarily kicked out of the Batfam (no matter what anyone in the Batfamily said), he’s been taking care of himself.  He has his own back and doesn’t need anybody else help, no matter what the Titans may say (and they have a lot to say on the matter).  He doesn’t need a safety net when he flies.

Chapter Summary:

Conner and Bart come to town looking for Tim.

Note:

This was inspired by @iphoenixrising beautiful piece, Fractured, which everyone should read because, frankly, it’s incredible.  I would also like to thank them for all of the help they gave me when I was starting to write this piece.  Seriously, they’re a wonderful person who deserves all the lovely thing in their life.

Chapter 2:  Where’s Tim?

“I’m telling you, Red should have checked in with one of us by now.  It’s been—what?  A week since anybody heard from him.”   

“Six days, Bart, and six days is not exactly a long time for Red to be out of contact,” Conner counters.  “You know Tim; he probably just got distracted by a project and didn’t realize it's been a week.  Remember that weekend we thought he was kidnapped, but it turned out he was just playing Minecraft?”

Bart wrinkles his nose.  “Do I remember?  I was the one who found him.  I don’t think I’ll ever be able to un-smell that smell.”

Conner laughs.  Tim had been rank after not sleeping (or showering) for over seventy-two hours.  Conner had used his heat vision to incinerate the clothes that Tim had been wearing.  Tim (who didn’t care a bit about the clothes) lost his shit when they took away his coffee.  

It hadn’t been pretty when Tim had realized Bart had thrown out all of his coffee.  All of it.  Even the beans.  Conner still had a few scars from that experience.

This time Conner had a bad feeling in his gut which is why he was humoring Bart into visiting their favorite Robin.  Or, at least, that’s what he told himself.  He couldn’t bring himself to think about the alternative.  Plus, he loved spending time with his favorite speedster.

“Do you remember how to get in?”  They were standing inside of Tim’s apartment but outside of his perch.

No, thought Con, I don’t remember how to get in.  And the last they had forced their way in, well, Con was sure that Tim would have updated his security since then.  

At least twice.  

Probably three times. 

Con runs his fingers through his hair.  “He’s probably changed the protocols since the last time we were here.”

Bart swears.  “Right.  Gotta love the paranoia.”

Con doesn’t answer.  He scratches his head.  “Well, it doesn’t do us any good if we can’t get in.  Come on, let’s go check his safe houses.”

They turn to leave.  As Conner looks around, he realizes something.  The whole apartment looked clean.  Too clean.  As they hurried by, Conner glanced into the kitchen.  There aren’t any dishes in the sink or, for that matter, anywhere.  Last time Tim had (For lack of a better term) gone on a bender, his apartment had looked like something out of a war zone. Conner used his X-ray vision to see that the entire apartment was, completely and totally—   

“Hey, Bart, doesn’t seem a little too…clean in here?”

Bart furrows his brow before taking a lap around the apartment.  “Eerily clean,” Bart nods.  “Maybe he finally cracked and hired someone?”  Bart’s voice is doubtful.  

Conner doubts it too.  Tim could (and has) live in a sea of mess.  Conner remembers one particular (disgusting) time at the Tower when the rest of the Titans had gone home for two weeks and leaving the newly minted Red Robin without any supervision.  

When the Titans finally returned, it looked as though a bomb had blown.  In fact, Conner thought one had and ran through the whole tower looking for Tim before they found him, in the eye of the storm, with a wrench in one hand and a book in the other working on one of his many bikes. 

Seriously though, who reads The Art of War while repairing a motorcycle?  

The Titans had a conversation with Tim about his cleaning habits after that.  He’d been better after that.  Sort of.  At least in public spaces.

“Dunno, maybe?”  Con’s voice sounds equal hesitant as they shut the front door to Tim’s apartment.  

Bart punches in the rearming code.  There's a slight hiss and a clunk before the door locks.

Conner and Bart started down the street.  “I doubt that he hired someone.”

“So, what?  He cleans up before falling of the face of the planet?  That doesn’t sound like him.  Remember that moldy ‘specimen’ that we found in the back of the fridge after we were gone that month?”

Bart snorts.  “I still don’t understand how Tim got a rice cake to mold.”

“You don’t have any imagination then, do ya, Blue?”  Bart and Conner froze at the sound of that voice.  

Fuckityfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck.  

Conner shoves back a memory of Robin coming to the Tower with a row of neat stitches around his neck.  When the Titans had asked Tim what had happened, he had just shrugged and muttering something about Batfamily drama.  It hadn’t been that hard to figure out, especially when Nightwing had called about a hundred times to check on Robin before Robin finally got tired of Nightwing’s pestering.  

Blocking N’s calls hadn’t worked out the way exactly how Robin had wanted since N took it as an invitation to invade the tower for the rest of the weekend.  

Before that visit, Conner hadn’t known that Robin knew how to hug, let alone cuddle (it was adorable, and they still have the footage of that in a place where Tim could never get to it.  Much to Tim’s chagrin).  

Nightwing hadn’t let Robin out of his sight (or his cuddly octopus grip) for longer then it took Robin to use the bathroom for the rest of the weekend.  

Conner remembers Robin muttering to Nightwing something about how he and Batman were overreacting, that if Red Hood had wanted him dead, Robin wouldn’t be here.  To that, Nightwing pursed his lips and squeezed Robin tighter but didn’t disagree.

Then again, that was back when Nightwing (or Dick) had time for Tim.  Or had given any sort of shit about Tim outside of what Tim could do for Dick.  

From the way Tim was talking about the Bats now (which was becoming more and more rare), Jason was the only one who was giving any sort of shit about Tim these days.  Jason had even saved Tim’s ass a few time while Tim was here in Gotham without turning Tim into the Bat.

Still, Conner isn’t one hundred percent sure that Jason wouldn’t try to kill him and Bart just for shits and giggles.  

Slowly, they turned to see not one but two members of the Batfamily.  It appeared that Dick—Officer Grayson he’s in uniform, dumbass—and Jason had gone out for breakfast together.  

Jason was holding a steaming cup of tea while Dick—Officer Grayson—was carrying a pink box.  Conner and Bart quickly exchanged a look (that the Bats did not miss) before Conner answers.

“Heya, Jason, Di—Officer Grayson.  How’s it hanging,” Conner asks breezily.

Dick immediately starts babbling about Babs and the date that they went on last night, and oh, ho, just how much fun it had been.  Or was it about their latest fight?  

Conner tunes out quickly.  There was only so much Dick a person could take.

Jason’s eyebrows shoot up, clearly not buying Conner blasé tone.  His voice cuts across Dick’s like butter.  “Nothn’ much.  Whatcha ya doin’ on the wrong side of the tracks?  Don’tcha know that Metropolis is that way,” Jason nods towards the city.

Plastering on one of the best fakes smiles Conner has ever seen, Bart says, “just stopped by to say hey to Tim.  You know how it is with people you care about.”

This made Jason’s eyebrows, somehow, shoot up higher while Dick just looked confuses.  Conner internal winces.  Sorry, Tim.  We owe you one, man.   

“I thought he was with you guys this weekend,” Dick—Officer Grayson—asks.  “He told Bruce he was going to San Fran last week.”

Connor gets the overwhelming urge to crown Dick the king of Clueless Town (population one), but he squashes it.  He has other things to do today.  

Like find Tim.  

Since, clearly, none of the Bats were going to be doing it.

Surprisingly (to the Metas anyways) Jason shoots Dick an exasperated look.  Or at least that’s what it looks like to Conner before it’s gone and all of Jason’s attention is back on the Metas.  “Miss ‘em already?”  

The question was causally enough, but both Conner and Bart had spent enough time around Tim to know when someone was fishing.

Conner shrugs.  “Can’t get too much of a good thing, can you?”  It wasn’t really an answer, and if the thinning of his lips were any indication, Jason caught that.  In for a penny, Conner thought before lightly asking, “you guys seen a lot of Tim lately?”

Bart uses his super speed to elbow Conner in the side.  The Bats might not have seen Bart’s movements, but Conner certainly felt it.  He fights to keep the wince off of his face.

Dick—Officer Grayson—shrugs.  “I just saw Tim a week—maybe two back.  Why?  Is he okay?”

Hell of a time to decide to care, there Dick, Conner thinks.  Besides, he was at the Tower two weeks ago, and you sure as hell weren’t in San Fran.  

“Wasn’t home.  Don’t worry; we’ll catch him next time.”  

The double meaning of that statement is clearly lost on Dick, but Jason’s eyes narrow.  “Hey Big Bird,” Dick shoots him an annoyed look, “ain'tcha late for work?”

Dick checks his watch and swears.  “Shit, yeah.  I’ll see you tonight, Jay.  Bart, Conner, good to see you again.”  

Bart waved halfheartedly while Conner merely nodded.  Dick hugged Jason (something that Conner was sure should have ended up with Dick in the hospital but somehow didn’t) before disappeared.

As soon as Dick was gone, Jason turned to the two metas.  “Where the fuck is Tim?”

Conner had to control the strange urge to run.  

To Mars.  Conner hears it’s nice this time of year.

He and Bart exchange a look.

“Not home.”

Jason let out an impressive amount of cursing, not all of which were in English (Conner coulda swore he heard some Kryptonese).  

“Don’t fucking try and play me, kids.  Ya wouldn’t be here if ya weren’t worried.  So I’m gonna ask you again, nicely, and this time, you’re gonna give me a straight answer or I’m gonna be pissed.  Where? The fuck?  Is Tim?”  Jason looked between the two as he asked the question.

Bart and Conner exchange another look.  Tim had made it clear that the Bats were very much not on the How Red is Doing need to know list.  The first team meeting Tim came as Red Robin he had made that much clear.  

I don’t care if I’m bleeding out in a ditch.  Don’t call them.  

Conner suppresses a shudder at that memory.  It had been an uncomfortable meeting for many reasons.  

For one, Conner knew both Gar and Raven were unhappy about the arrangement.  They had been tight with Nightwing back in the day. 

After weeks and then months and then a fucking year went by without so much as a postcard (during which time Tim had almost died on four—or was it five? —separate occasions), even the Titans who had been on the fence about keeping the Bats at bay were entirely on board. 

Conner would always be grateful for the time that Bruce had been there for Conner before Clark had stepped up but…but Conner didn’t think he’d ever get passed carrying Red’s broken body out of the H.I.V.E. Headquarters and the weeks that it took him and the rest of the Titans to get Red to take it easy and to stay in bed.  

Conner remembers Bart angry (worried) muttering that it would be easier to keep him in bed if Tim’s knocked out.  It was finally Raven, of all people, who convinced Tim to stay in bed for the full time.  All by just raising her eyebrow.

Nobody, except for maybe Gar, wanted to see where that raised eyebrow led to.

Hood though…Conner knows that Tim had made a few references to getting along better Jason AND that Hood didn’t always consider himself a Bat either.  

He still wasn’t sure how Tim would feel about them telling Jason anything though.

With another glance at Bart, Conner finally says, “we’re not sure.”

Several emotions flicker across Jason’s face.  Conner swore that he heard a slight wobble in his voice when he asked, “wha’d mean?”

Bart got there before Conner did.  “Like Con said, we’re not sure.  But if Dick just saw him, I’m sure he’s fine.  Probably just at WE—” 

Before Bart could finish his sentence, however, Jason has his phone out and scrolling through his contacts.  It was something to be said that two of the fastest people on earth couldn’t stop Jason before the phone is on Jason’s ear.

“Jason don’t—”

“Shh, shh.  I’m on the phone.” 

“Wayne Enterprise, this is Tam.  How can I help you,” Tam cool voice answers on the other end.

“Heya, Tam, it’s Jason.”  The calm in his voice is impressive; Con has to admit.

“No, Jason, I’m not going out with you.  Even if you did come back from the grave just for me.”  Conner has to do a double take on the phone.  Her bemused tone made it sound like Jason did this every day.  Which, in all fairness, Jason might.

“You don’t know what you’re missing, luv, but not why I’m calling.  I was wondering if da’ boss man was in.”

“Bruce?  I haven’t seen him this morning.”

“Nah, da other one.”

“Tim?  He’s out of town until later this month as far as I know.  Why?”

“Just wondering.  Had a tech question for ‘em.”  

“Well, if you email him, I’m sure he’ll get back to you as soon as he can,” Tam sighs.

“Thanks, Tam.  Talk ta ya later.”  Jason hangs up the phone before she could reply.  “He’s not there.  Any other bright ideas?”  Though the tone was sarcastic, Conner could hear the real concern.

“We have a few ideas,” Bart dances around the question, “but we're not sure yet.”

Jason snorts.  He fished around in his pocket and produces another cellphone.  “Dis,” he tells them, “is a burner.  The only number in it is mine.  You’re going to call me when ya find him, or I’ll be forced to come around ta the Tower for a visit.  Clear?”

Conner takes the phone and put it in his pocket.  His voice did not squeak (shut up Bart, it didn’t) when he answers, “crystal.”

Jason leaves without another word.  Faster than any non-meta person should have to right to move, he’s gone.

There are several minutes where Bart and Conner just stare, dumbfounded.  

Bart was the first to speak.  “That was one of the most terrifying things I’ve ever experienced in my life.  And I’ve died.”

A crazy, hysterical laugh bubbles out of Con’s chest before he could stop himself.

It takes all of three seconds after ditching the fuckin’ metas (like he couldn’t ditch them.  Please.  Jason ditches Dick and his hugs on the reg.) to call Roy.  It rang twice.

“Yello.”  Roy had his, I’m busy, so this better be important voice on.

“Replacement’s missing.”  

Jason slides into one of his lesser used safe houses.  It’s a studio apartment that has all the basics shit that Jason needed.  A stiff couch that could be pulled out into a fuckin’ awful bed.  The crappy TV that could only get the local news if the wind was blowin’ in the right direction.  And fridge with some non- perishable food in it.  

It was not one of his better safe houses. 

“Tim?”

“Yeah.  Clone Boy and Pint Sized Flash are here looking fer him.”

There is a long pause.

“Okay.”  Roy took a deep breath; Jason recognizes Roy’s calculating voice.  “Okay.  I’ll drop Lian at Oliver’s and be there in the morning.  We’ll bust some heads and tear up shit until we find the little bugger.”

Jason’s lips twitch.  “Ain’t ya still on Oliver’s shit list?”

Roy chuckles.  “Come on, I doubt he even remembers.”

“You blew up his beach house.”

“You helped.”

Pulling his phone away from his ear, Jason stares at it for a full thirty seconds before shrugging putting it back up to his ear.

“Yeah, I guess I did.”  Jason heard a scuffle from the other side of the phone.

“Dad, who are you talking to?”  Jason hears a muffled version of his niece talking before rustling and a clear, “hello?”

“Heya kid.”  Jason sunk on to the couch. 

“Uncle Jay!  When are you going to come and visit me?”

“I dunno kid.  When are ya and your Daddy gonna invite me?”  Jason grins at the indignity square from Liam and the sigh from Roy.

“Liam, go grab your bag, sweetheart.”  Jason could hear the suppressed annoyance in Roy’s voice.  

“But Daaaddddy-”

“Come on sweetie; you’re going to go to Grampy Ollie house.”  

Jason snorts as Liam squeaks in delight.  “Grampy Ollie?  Please let me be there when you run that nickname by him the first time.”

“Too late.  Liam called him that last week.  I thought he was going to have a stroke with how red his face turned.  ‘Course, I damn near busted a rib from trying not to laugh so he mighta and I just missed it.”

“Shit and I missed it.  Fuck, that sucks.”

“Yeah, shit, Jay I completely forgot.  Shit.  Lemme call ya back in a minute.”

Without waiting for an answer, or a goodbye, Jason hears the three beeps that meant the call has been disconnect. 

Pinching the bridge of his nose, Jason works on mastering the urge to chuck his phone through the wall.

Breath in.  Breath out.

Roy’s gonna call him back.

Breath in.  Breath out.

Lian will be fine at Oliver’s. 

Breath in.  Breath out.

Replacem—Tim is going to be okay.

Breath in.  Breath out.

Jason did not want to (need to) give in to the Pit.

Breath in.  Breath out.

Everything gonna work out in the end.

Breath in.  Breath out.

The phone vibrates in Jason's hand.  He looks down to see Roy and Lian’s faces smiling up from the cracked screen.

Funny.  Jason doesn’t remember his screen being cracked before.

Jason thumbs the answer button.  “Hey.”

“Hey, Jay, I’m really sorry, but I just called Oliver to see if he could take Lian for a few days, but he reminded me that he’s out of the country on Queen business ’til the end of the week.  And since there isn’t anyone at their penthouse…”  Roy’s voice trails off.  “Jay?  Are you there?  I need you to say something.”

“It’ll be fine.”

“Are you sure,” Roy’s voice is doing that fucking mother hen thing that normal is reserved for Lian.  “‘Cause, no offense, Babe, but you sound like shit.”   

Jason grunts.  “Like I said, Bart and Conner are here lookin’ for him.  They’ll find him.”

“Yeah, no.  I know the Titans have Tim’s back.  I’m worried about you.”

“I’m fine.”  Jason stands up and heads over to the kitchen to look at what he’s got in the way of food.

There was another long pause before Roy answers, disbelief oozing from every syllable.  “Really?”

“Yep.”  Jason pops the ‘p’ as he puts the kettle on to heat.

“Okay,” Roy replies, clearly sounding like it’s anything but, “but if Tim’s not back by the weekend, I’m going to come out there, and we’ll bust some head until we find him.  Deal?”

Jason watches as steam begins to pour out of the spout.  “Deal.”

You can also read it on AO3:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/18106355/chapters/42802829

Thanks for reading!

[princessaurorasdiary]

9/16 Diary

I think the thing I’m not gonna be less upset about any time soon when it comes to things Covid has put on hold is my love life. I made a promise to myself in 6th grade not to date anyone till I was 16, and I was asked out by a few guys in between those ages, but didn’t break the promise. I was asked out to prom by a guy a few months before I turned 16, but he knew I couldn’t date till I was 16, and was okay with that, we went to his prom months and months later, he just wanted to ask me rally early for some reason. He asked me while we were walking back to my house from trick or treating with some of my 1 year younger friends, cause it’s a good way to prolong your trick or treating years. My friends were in front of us enough they couldn’t hear us, and after he asked me we held hands all the way back to my house, our hands got sweaty quick, but it didn’t matter enough to stop.

We were friends for a year and a half before he asked me to prom, and had art class together, not to long after the year started lots of kids in our class kept saying we should date, and I would have if not for the promise, but I felt like if I didn’t keep the promise I wouldn’t have truly forgiven myself, not cause the promise was for god as well, but because I wanted to wait for my own mental health.

After he asked me to his prom I told one of the girls who was our main “date already!!!!” person in the class, she was super excited and couldn’t wait to see us at there prom, I was still in 10th grade, it wasn’t my prom, but I had fun with all my senior friends, cause I had like 2 dozen there. We probably would have kissed at my door, BUT HIS STUPID MOM FOLLOWED US TO THE DOOR!!!!

My own mom was not amused at that. He told me he loved me before I closed the door, but in my flustered “why the heck did she follow us??? go back to your husband on the car!!!” I didn’t process what he said. I quickly messaged him I loved him as well and a cat gif when I got inside. But I think he was figuring something out about himself, cause he didn’t quite ghost me, but acted like there was absolutely nothing between us after that, ya know, after telling me he loved me, yeah, my mom was very confused at what was going on there and how we barely even seemed to talk, and “why isn’t he asking you on dates, or just to hang out alone after school” He saw each other on the bus like a year later, he said he was sorry about how weird he got, but didn’t tell me why he got weird

I dated my “ex” from 6th grade again in my senior year, he might have been the catalyst fr why I decided dating drama wasn’t worth it for someone with C-PTSD, but I think it was mostly about control, and we broke up because of bullies, not anything either of us did. we stayed in touch on and off for years after I moved at the end of that year, but one day when playing minecraft with him, I went to go to the bathroom and my twin brother destroyed his, no other way to describe it but, a statue of him and his girlfriend having naked sex...... yeah, he was a weird dude. I tried to tell him it was my twin brother, he didn’t believe me, and so we didn’t talk for years, even though the real culprit and him still talked.

One day a few weeks int our longish distance cause of neither of us driving  relationship, one of his closest friends died in a car accident while walking home from homecoming, so I asked if he wanted to come over and hand out at the library and do homework and just chill and try and keep his mind off of things. I was truthfully worried he would self harm or worse if left alone. he come over, we met as the library, but he didn’t wanna actually stay at the library, keep in mind, I had a math text book and my laptop in my bag. So we walked the 25 minutes to the strip mall with Target and other stores, even though we were 2 minutes away from a strip mall with other stores, and just walked around, for hours. he took my bag at first, but eventually complained it was heavy, now remember, he was much bigger and stronger then me, and we was the one who insisted on walking around rather then sitting at Starbucks.

Not to long into the hangout dateish, he asked if he could kiss me, and I said yes, so that was my first kiss, but throughout the day, he would pull me into kisses, and make out with me on a bench, while I was eating freaking popcorn!!! I should also mention, his grandma gave him money to buy something for us to eat or snacks, but when we actually wee about the buy the popcorn, he tried not to, after saying ”I’ll but you snacks at Target if we can just walk around rather then staying at the library” yeah, it was a day.

Worst thing? He completely ghosted me for months after this day!!! he deleted his facebook, wouldn’t answer his phone, nothing. and remember, I was worried he would hurt himself or worse, and something else is, when he asked me out I told him straight up, that if he hosted me YET AGAIN, like he always eventually does! I wouldn’t forgive him again. So I didn’t, when he eventually reactivated his Facebook and messaged me “hey” I blocked his ass!!! my friends who knew all about mine and his relationship from the start were very glad I stuck to that XD

I tried to seriously date just before I turned 18, got an OkCupid and was on it most nights, I went on a date two days before my 18th birthday, it was a tack luster date with a lack luster date, she just wasn’t a great match with me. But during this date I found out about a new trigger to my C-PTSD!!! and was suped depressed for weeks!! including on my birthday, and my birthday party!!! there are photos from be and my twin blowing out our candles, I look half dead, I felt half dead, sorry family and friends who came to my party, I barely made it long enough to not fall asleep during that party, and went to sleep in my cloths as soon as I got into my house, it was still early evening. I was also wearing the jacket I asked my mom for that showed up a few days early, is was a dark blue hoodie that went down to the knees, it really didn’t help me not look half dead!

So just as I started getting back on the horse, after more C-PTSD counseling, we got locked inside our houses! and cause my mom, my oldest sister, and also kinda be cause Asthma and all super immune compromised for different reasons, even a year and a half in, we literally almost never go even just to the grocery store!!! My entire life is on hold, I’m an EXTREMELY horny 20 year old Pansexual who has kissed one person, and just wants to be in love, feel loved, feel the emotions of young love, before you can’t call it young love anymore!!! If there’s somehow someone who’s read this entire thing comment something, I really doubt anyone reads this whole thing :p

I’ve info dumped enough for one day, hope y’all enjoyed my complaining and storytelling :p

[thestaffofgrayson]

1-100 for the unusual asks, you meme lord

Mmmmkay so I cant help being sassy but also wanna give a real answer so we gonna do this -> Anything in parenthesis is a real answer everything else is sass central station

1) Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora?  Im a dank soundcloud rapper check out my soundcloud at nobodycares540.soundcloud.fuck (I dont really use any of em tbh)

2) is your room messy or clean? *glances over* clean (m e s s y)

3) what color are your eyes? All 16 of em are different colors actually (blue)

4) do you like your name? why? No because its not Jojo (Yes!!! Love the name Perrin gonna be honest)

5) what is your relationship status? *sets status to its complicated* you could say im a bit of a player (deathly single)

6) describe your personality in 3 words or less? Im sorry who? (Described meme lord)

7) what color hair do you have? Minecraft Steve Brown (Ver Ver Pink)

8) what kind of car do you drive? color? No I run like sonic next question (nope fuck driving fuck boulder)

9) where do you shop? Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh (For what Next question)

10) how would you describe your style? Goku Black cosplay (Goku Black cosplay)

11) favorite social media account? The one with the Z U C C (Tumblr fuck snapchat)

12) what size bed do you have?  Uuuummmmmmm my size OBVIOUSLY next questions (Dont know tbh queen maybe?)

13) any siblings? Little shit brother (thats not even a joke)

14) if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?  Why this world fuck you what about mars (uuuuhhhhhh no idea gonna be honest)

15) favorite snapchat filter? Oh man! Love this one altho its not well known what ya gotta do is hit the delete button and when it asks if youre sure say yes :D (they change so often I dont pay attention)

16) favorite makeup brand(s)? Whatever it is Genji uses as eyeliner (dooont wear makeup)

17) how many times a week do you shower? I get clean by rolling around in the snow so maybe like 3 times a year (depends usually once a day with exceptions)

18) favorite tv show? I dont watch tv I AM the tv (The Office or if its Anime then Jojos Bizarre Adventure)

19) shoe size? M Y   S I Z E (size 10)

20) how tall are you?  hOWs ThE wEaTHEr dOwnTHeRe (5′9 - 5′11 somewhere in there)

21) sandals or sneakers? Gadget Shoes (legit those are cool but sneakers)

22) do you go to the gym? I think theeessseeee muscles speak for themselves (nope but I do martial arts)

23) describe your dream date  Killing all mortals and achieving a state beyond that of a god (iiiii dont know I dont really see myself going on a date)

24) how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment? Why do YOU wanna know (no really why tho)

25) what color socks are you wearing? Well I’m at home on the sofa playing sonic the hedgehog and typing up responses to an ask on tumblr that about 5 people are gonna see. That being said, Dragon Ball orange. (not wearing em but I have a fuzzy pair of polar bear socks my friend Ana sent me that I love!)

26) how many pillows do you sleep with? Wait what do you mean not everyone sleeps with 25 pillows are they mad? (One for my head, one on each side, smol pillow, pillow pet)

27) do you have a job? what do you do? I am assistant regional manager at a paper supply company named Dunder Mifflin. (Not currently but I’m gonna apply to Gamestop and Costco here soon)

28) how many friends do you have? Toooooooooooooo many I hate mortals (honestly I’m too lazy to try and count rn)

29) whats the worst thing you have ever done? Well I haven’t seen Mulan don’t call the cops (Iiiiiiii’m not sure I guess cheated on my Chinese final freshman year but hey I needed to pass that)

30) whats your favorite candle scent? V o i d  (I dont use candles that much and I shooouuulld)

31) 3 favorite boy names Jo[seph] Jo[estar], Jo[taro Ku]jo, Jo[nathan] Jo[estar]  (uuuuhhhh I like my name so it would be Perrin, Joji, Donovan)

32) 3 favorite girl names Jolyne Kujo there is no 2 and 3 (Jolyne yes I know but I actually really like the name, Perrin is also a girls name so, Milly)

33) favorite actor? Shrek from Shrek the musical (Robert Downey Jr and Chris pratt)

34) favorite actress? Taylor after she sasses me and acts like nothing happened (Millie Bobby Brown)

35) who is your celebrity crush? McCree (Matt Mercer)

36) favorite movie? UM IS THIS A QUESTION LIKE??? OBVIOUSLY THE SHREK AND BEE MOVIE CROSS OVER SHREK B: HONEY AND SWAMPS (I LOVED Black Panther and Thor Ragnarok but Secret Life of Walter Mitty’s stuck with me for a loooong time)

37) do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? I don’t read cuz I’m not a NERD (I mean actual books I don’t ask me about it another time but comics I sure do I love the Marvel Civil War storyline)

38) money or brains? They say Money can’t buy happiness but it can buy me more games! Eat that SUCKERS (Honestly brains because then you can be smart which can make you a lot of money. So many more benefits)

39) do you have a nickname? what is it? Perriushium, destroyer of life and bringer of the new age (Pey given to me by my brother when he was still a baby and couldn’t say my name)

40) how many times have you been to the hospital? Enough to be immune to every disease known to man NOW IM UNSTOPABLE MWAHAHA (none for any of my own conditions or injuries but for family stuff about twice)

41) top 10 favorite songs All Star, All Star, All Star, Chum Drum Bedrum, All Star, All Star, All Star, Never gonna give you up, All Star, All Star (Bloody Stream, Sono Chi no Sadame, Flying Battery Zone, Stardust Speedway, Stand Proud, Goku Black theme, Halo theme, The Apparition, Shovel Knight main theme, Hooked on a Feeling)

42) do you take any medications daily? I take a shot of cold hard whiskey when I get up (nope I dont have anything)

43) what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc) The largest organ of my body I’ll tell ya that much (I honestly dont know?? Smooth and soft I guess?)

44) what is your biggest fear? The Communists lol jk Communism is the only way (I’m not so sure on this one gonna be honest I do fear something I just cant think of it at the moment)

45) how many kids do you want? I mean I’m a 16 year old teenager in high school with no job and no relationship that being said 5 (NONE EVER NOPE 0 KIDS)

46) whats your go to hair style? Super Saiyan 3 (Idk I just kinda comb it to the left)

47) what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) All Star. Wait fuck wrong quest- (Two floor medium sized house) 

48) who is your role model?  Uuuuuuuuhhhhhh (uuuuuhhhhhhhhhh)

49) what was the last compliment you received? A like on my post we did it guys we hit one like so I’m here making this 1 like special (I was told that everytime my friend see’s my dyed hair it absolutely makes his day :D) 

50) what was the last text you sent? Yeah that’ll be $5000 for the kill nice doing business with you (Maaaannny pictures of Genji Shimada)

51) how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real? WHAT SANTA ISNT REAL????!!!!!?!?!?! (It kinda faded over the years my last strands of belief were gone by 12)

52) what is your dream car? Odie’s car from Garfield Kart (The Mach 5 from speed racer there’s a street legal car look it up)

53) opinion on smoking? Jotaro does it so I do it too (PSA: Smoking doesn’t make you cool or look cool you’re just killng your lungs. I won’t try and make you stop as long as you’re aware I don’t want you smoking around me and you understand the consequences)

54) do you go to college? After that SAT I meeeaaaaannnn McDonalds might be hiring (I’m still in High School but I want to)

55) what is your dream job? To stand in a corner for 8 hours with a lamp shade over my head and make a clicking sound every so often (I would like to be able to draw, animate, design and/or play games for a living. Achievement Hunter would be a fantastic job but I doubt that’s happening)

56) would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? I wanna live in a cloud In the sky and abduct people to harvest their DNA and make clones which I can fight to the death with (eh somewhere quiet and disconnected from people tbh)

57) do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? They fetch pretty high prices on eBay you’d be surprised (Nope I dont use them at all I bring my own and take my own)

58) do you have freckles? My face is a giant freckle little known fact (not really thank god I would look real bad with em)

59) do you smile for pictures? *leans in* I’m gonna let ya in on a secret kid. I wait until the photographer is just about to take the picture and then I hold a middle finger over my face to block the proper shot. Do it enough times then they’ll be payin YOU to get the picture done (I do but I only open my mouth slightly)

60) how many pictures do you have on your phone? They’re all of people I’ve killed because they showed me a stale meme dont worry about it (960 exactly and they’re all either memes, fan-art, or my cute friends)

61) have you ever peed in the woods? Ew no I don’t go outdoors thanks (Yep once on a school field trip in which we hiked to the top of a mountain it was fun)

62) do you still watch cartoons? Well I mean SOME ONE spoiled my belief in Santa earlier so I’m a bit too old for that now. I have a boring desk job thanks LAZLO (I do spongebob is really funny to me still and I LOVE the original Teen Titans)

63) do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds? McWendy’s next question (I dont eat either so)

64) Favorite dipping sauce? Drip dip dip I’m boutta rip please i want to die (I dont use dipping sauce either call me a heathen all you want)

65) what do you wear to bed? Well I take off the clothes I wore for the day, take off my earring, ring, necklace, eyes, hair, 3 layers of skin, and call it a night (Pajamas mostly and sometimes sweatpants)

66) have you ever won a spelling bee? *Obligatory Bee Movie Joke* (I’ve never even heard of a spelling bee in any of the schools I’ve been to)

67) what are your hobbies? Well I like to kill all mortals #ZamasuWasRight  (I enjoy martial arts, drawing, video games, game design, and walking around my house with nothing to do)

68) can you draw? UH BOI YOU DONT KNOW WHAT ART IS UNTIL YOUVE SEEN A SHITTY JOJO DRAWING OF MINE (I mean yeah but not well)

69) do you play an instrument? Electric Triangle (Actually, I play the Violin but not super well)

70) what was the last concert you saw? SORRY WHAT I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF THE CONCERT (I’ve never been to one that seems like the opposite of fun for me personally I hate hyper loud music, people, and crowds)

71) tea or coffee? Coftea next question (tea. I don’t drink caffeine if i can help it)

72) Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts? I need my sugar sonic rings (Again, Don’t drink caffeine)

73) do you want to get married? I’m already getting married. MARRIED TO THE LIFE OF CRIME THAT IS UP TOP (I mean I would like to one day)

74) what is your crush’s first and last initial? My  Self (I don’t have anyone I’m crushing on)

75) are you going to change your last name when you get married? What’s crimes last name? Smigglesworth? (If my partners last name is something with an S cuz then I can be PJS)

76) what color looks best on you? You know the color mario turns when he uses the super star? T-that (Pink and Black)

77) do you miss anyone right now? PPFFFFFT NOOOOO WHATS A FEEL *CRIES* THOSE ARENT TEARS ITS JUST SWEAT IVE ANSWERED A LOT OF QUESTIONS OKAY (I miss all my internet friends :(  *cries*)

78) do you sleep with your door open or closed? It is neither open nor closed it is in a hyper dimensional state between open and closed in which no mortal can enter or exit but also cannot be blocked from passage (clooossed because otherwise the cats are gonna kill my fish)

79) do you believe in ghosts? I mean how else would I make a long and successful career as a ghost buster (I do!)

80) what is your biggest pet peeve? My pet, Peeve! Biggest one I know! (depends on for what tbh the other day a guest speaker was talking to the class and this kid was playing music in his headphones really really loud and it pissed me off)

81) last person you called? Called what? Called them a nerd? A good bean? A meme? MAKE MORE SENSE YOU ******* **** *** ******** (Well according to my phone, the name listed is “Mom”)

82) favorite ice cream flavor? I’ll ice your cream if you’re not careful (Vanilla with chocolate syrup mixed together is hella everyone GO TRY IT)

83) regular oreos or golden oreos? The fuck is a golden oreo?? (No seriously, what the actual is a golden oreo)

84) chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? *mario invincible star song plays as I flash color and dash down rainbow road* I’ll have to think about it (rainboooowww!)

85) what shirt are you wearing? Well I…. You see… The thing is…. excuse me for one second (yeah I can’t think of sass to this one but my favorite shirt! Sonic mania that my friend Tasha bought for me and I love it!!!)

86) what is your phone background?  RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE!! “What do you think of this color? Is it not beautiful?” If you dont know those HOW DARE YOU LEARN THEM AND WE ARE WATCHING DRAGON BALL (Genji lock screen and Goku Black home screen)

87) are you outgoing or shy? Does THIS answer your question >:D (Outgoing when I want to be, but I’m antisocial so it’s like I CAN be outgoing and personable but it’s highly on my terms ya feel?)

88) do you like it when people play with your hair? My hair is a pride to my race the Saiyans hair is a sacred thing I will advise you not to touch it (YYYEEESSSS I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE DO THAT BUT THAT HARDLY EVER HAPPENS)

89) do you like your neighbors?  …..the what? Never heard of it before is that a type of appliance? (I mean they’re chill we don’t interact a lot which I’m cool with)

90) do you wash your face? at night? in the morning? Nothin can cure this ugly face fest of spring 2018 (I use face wash when I shower which is typically right after school not sure why it matters but there ya go :V)

91) have you ever been high? “I’m high on LIFE maaaannn” -Incorrect Shaggy quotes (N o p e  never have don’t plan on it)

92) have you ever been drunk? shots ShotS SHOTS SHOTSSHOTSHOTS (nope but I will one day maybe in College years)

93) last thing you ate? The shattering realization that my friends will keep saying OWO to me every chance they get (Pancakes! asked for french toast but I loooove the breakfast food so no complaints)

94) favorite lyrics right now someBODY Once Told Me The World Is Gonna Roll Me… (The lyrics to Bloody Stream dude it’s a  g r e a t  op)

95) summer or winter? Sorry I’m on Mars weather its ZXAR right now (eeehhhh winter cuz then I have an excuse to be inside and it’s also the ski season)

96) day or night? I am the darkness. I am the night. I am BATMAN (Night honestly I’m a fan of the darkness)

97) dark, milk, or white chocolate? Plllleeeeaaase its like asking if you’re heart is pure of evil or not. Dark Chocolate is a sin (Milk chocolate is the best chocolate fight me on that)

98) favorite month? See, some may argue for their birthday months, christmas, new beginnings to the year, but I say there’s only ONE spooky time :3 (Altho I’m one of the fools that’s gonna have to go with March because it usually has my favorite kind of weather for where I live)

99) what is your zodiac sign  I refuse to go by Zodiac signs until Ted Cruz is proven to be the Zodiac Kill————–”OLD MEME ALERT THIS IS THE MEME POLICE”   “I AINT GOIN BACK TO JAIL”  (Cancer! I wear a necklace of my sign all the time fun fact for ya)

100) who was the last person you cried in front of?  Me after writing all these (Don’t know actually I try not to cry in front of people ever)