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Voice actors are NOT the same as actors.
It takes a specific kind of skill-set and training to be able to warp and meld the voice. It takes a certain kind of talent and dedication to hone that talent into the ability to meld the voice and invoke emotion with one's voice alone. Actors are used to using their voice secondarily to their body language and their facial expressions. It's all mirrored back on camera. They do have nuance. But it's a different kind of nuance and a different kind of training to produce that nuance.
Voice actors might get their likeness transposed on their character's design, and maybe their mannerisms might seep into the character's animation. But when it's all said and done: their presence is in their voice. They are bringing a character to life, showing that emotion in their voice, trying to keep a specific accent, drawl, pitch, tone in that voice and keep it consistent for their recording sessions.
The voice actor is like a classically trained musician who can play first chair in a competitive, world-renown orchestra. The actor (who fills the voice actor's role) is like a moot who played violin in beginner and intermediate high school orchestra and thinks they can get into Juilliard with that 2-4 years of experience.
This doesn't mean that the HS orchestra moot can't play. They can even be really good at it. Maybe they won competitions and sat first chair. But they are not in the same league as the person who's been training their whole lives and lives and breathes to hone their craft using the instrument and all of the training they've ever acquired to perfect it. They are not meant for the same roles. They are not in the same caliber. You do not hire the HS equivalent when you want to play complex music in a competitive orchestra.
Actors are not the same as voice actors.
And furthermore, actors - especially big name actors - taking the roles of animated characters for big budget films or TV pilots makes no sense anyways when - at least in the case of TV pilots - there's not a point to hiring a big budget actors anyways. That money could be used elsewhere (like paying your animators), and the talent that is brought onto the screen for X character could then be hired on to voice said character no recasting required.
I wouldn't say voice acting as a profession is in danger exactly, but it's certainly being disrespected and overlooked for celebrity clout, and this has ALWAYS been an issue. Shoot, even Robin Williams knew that much - which is why he tried so hard not to be used as a marketing chess piece for Aladdin and got royally pissed off when it happened anyways. People shouldn't go to any movie (but especially not animated films) because "oh famous actor is in it". People should go because it's a good movie and the voice acting is good.
People who honest to god think that voice actors are replaceable because "oh well anyone can voice act" or "I like xyz celebrity so naturally it'll be good" ... Honestly I just wish you'd reassess your priorities because you're missing the point and are part of the problem.
Voice Actors ≠ Actors.
#(i am incredibly passionate about this)#(and seeing celebrity voice actors in what should be a voice actor's role completely burns my buns it doesn't matter WHO it is)#(hemsworth as optimus? someone tell me one good reason why they couldn't get a good v/a to replace mr. cullen properly for the future)#(ben shwartz as sonic? dude literally isn't even a good voice actor OR actor anyways-)#(- A N D jason griffith AND my boy roger craig smith are still RIGHT HERE)#(jason griffith IN PARTICULAR would have pulled back SO many sonic fans that went to watch the film anyways. if not /more/.)#(and on top of that he has the same tonality and energy they tried to force this moshmo to try and emulate anyways so GET THE REAL THING)#(chris pratt as mario? i can at least defend /him/ and say that barring his failure to do a NY accent consistently he wasn't terrible)#(but mario's new voice actor could've been used instead and people would've clearly appreciated that WAY more)#(vanessa hudgens as sunny starscout in mlp g5's pilot movie? literally why. they replace her and hitch's va in the show.)#(don't even get me started on the concept of hiring celebrity singers to do musical theatre roles or not letting musical theatre singers-)#(-dub the celebrity voice actors you just HAD to hire for your film bc you're so worried about not getting enough clout to get ppl in seats#(that you're putting it all in this (1) big name hire bc turns out that you have no faith in your writing ability much less-)#(-animation as a medium.)#(and no before anyone says anything : no this is not me saying that ALL celebrity voice castings are bad.)#(there are some that aren't that bad and others that are actually pretty good.)#(i especially appreciate it when actors are damn well aware they aren't voice actors and try to LEARN from voice coaches-)#(-and/or their va predecessors if applicable.)#(that does not change the fact that the celebrity shouldn't have been hired just because the film wanted to have bragging clout-)#(-oh look at this FAMOUS PERSON we were able to hire — yeah ok. sure wendy. i want to know if this film is quality or not.)#(and 9/10 times the SECOND there is money spent on a non voice actor to voice the main character especially)#(that usually means somewhere along the way animation IS going to get shafted. if not w the animators themselves then in the way of-)#(-the actual animation itself and ESPECIALLY the screenwriting because it's especially been so dogshit lately even before the strike.)#(a celebrity being hired to fill a voice actor's role is such an immediate red flag to me and it is VERY rare that i get to be proven wrong
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Tommy was Jake’s twin brother, not his older brother
#a minor nitpick I know#but I’ve seen multiple posts including tommy in the “older siblings curse” with sylwanin/neteyam/aha'ri#and it’s like. I get where you’re coming from but. t e c h n i c a l l y he’s not an older sibling 😅 he and jake are the same age#“but maybe he was the first twin out” ok maybe but like. we don’t know that lol#and even if he was I just don’t think that’s significant enough to count as the “older” brother ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#they’re identical meaning they came from the same fertilized egg meaning they literally both came into existence at the Exact Same Time#they are as Exactly The Same Age as it’s possible to get lol#a n y w a y s like I said yeah I know this is an extremely minor thing to get caught up on; very Well Ackshually vibes#buuuuut 😅 I still can’t help but think it every time I see such a post#avatar#tommy sully#jake sully
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oh my god i think i'm gonna be sick T_T
#its only natural for a lil brother to surpass his older brother#<- not like this though it doesnt have to be this way#you were there for me when i needed someone the most#<- yeah i'm sobbing#that;s more than enough#<- ok i'm gonnna thorw up now#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#reading jujutsu kaisen#itadori yuji#choso
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chapter 6; lobster dinner and with a side of anguish is OUT
bts as usual
i think i need to put 'my noodle is second to none' in the next chapter somehow. feels like a hawkeye thing to say
#mash#m*a*s*h#mash 4077#hunnihawk#bj goes to maine#yeah ig those tags work man. i dunno what im doingggg#i have cornered myself tho. now i HAVE to work on colonel potter field day or QueapMASH. my corkboard says so#btw my schedule for posting these is just whenever my brain keeps going 'what if its not good enough!!!' but isnt giving any ACTUAL ideas#just muddling around Myeh Myeh Myeh#like ok wiseguy if its not good enough YOU fix it#and then i post it and turn off ao3 and tumblr for like 5 hours#also i hope those that comment know that i reply to the previous chapter's comments when i post new shit on PURPOSE#its my way of going 'hello!! if you want more theres more now and also im getting you all at once instead of trying to keep up like a goob!#.ficposting
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i miss renrennnnnnnnnn
#woke up this morning and thought of him so now y’all have to think of him too#and so. once again. i try to bypass the preview website paywall for the renren chapter… (i’m not successful)#i want to see more of him (it’s a need at this point) i’ll settle for it if he shows up on the cover for vol 2 (im begging)#though i also wouldn’t mind if sahara ‘concon’ yuna shows up on vol 2 instead!!!! women’s wrongs yay#i’d l o s e it if he turns out to be another sicks and. like. dates nagisa while chizuhiyo becomes a thing#(all while concon and juri become bffs in the bg and bond over styling tips or sth)#i hope he gets a focus song some time soon (pls) i need him to inject some sanity into the chizuutan manga#though for some reason i think he looks like he’d be voiced by ono.ken…#he just has that vibe to him idk w h y#but. man. i want to see where he is and what he does during the events of the 2nd half of the [redacted] anime#i think it’d be super funny if renren and concon had to smack some sense into chizuutan behind the scenes to get her to make up with hiyo#yes it’d retcon. like. chizumama’s permission of hiyo’s unlawful entry but the [redacted] anime retcons everything anyway so why not#if the [redacted] anime can retcon yuko’s relocation to france the chizuutan manga can totally retcon a buncha other stuff r i g h t —#ok yup yeah enough renren thoughts for today; there’s not enough non region-locked info about him yet after all—#s o b s why is the chizuutan manga so hard to access worldwide why must you gatekeep renren from usssssss
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Wouldn’t you like to see Mine again though?
always neat seeing mine but honestly im content with how his story ends; id personally prefer if he didnt get brought back, tbh
#snap chats#love this question because it makes me feel like i knew him personally. my good friend mine ...#but yeah like if mine were to show up in anything new id really only like it to be flashback stuff or things restricted to y3's time period#and while i do wonder what yoko Potentially had in mind if he were to bring back mine im also ok not finding out#again its neat when he gets a mention and the sort but yeah no im fine. im happy enough just thinkin bout him and lookin at whats there#there really arent any characters id like to see brought back- which isnt to say i dont like reoccurring characters#i just dont think bout any of them coming back: if theyre done theyre done and ill take that unless shown otherwise#it always turns out to be a pleasant/funny surprise when they do come back and i have zero expectations of so happening anyhow vjaLKAJ
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What is your favourite thing about Billie Lurk?
(Answers are obvious possibly but i love when people talk about her👍)
thanks for the ask!! YEAH ME TOO I love when people talk about Billie! I can't say I have a favourite thing specifically, but I can explain why she's my fav. apologies for not taking this qn literally, but -
short answer: she’s really cool
& you can stop reading there, or, for the maybe 2 mutuals who might have time to read this my thoughts on her as a character, her meta, and her character as raw potential...
long answer:
i considered making this entire thing a gush so you could read a gush about Billie. but, part of what draws me to her is that she’s not always well written, and in fandom she’s underrated for a literal protagonist.
since you ask...
billie is a cool character
when I played Dh2 (hadn't played Dh1), I was excited to see a black woman with disabilities who was captaining a massive ship by herself. wow.
then I discovered Billie’s backstory with Deirdre, the way she responded to that, then having to survive while living on the run, and her bisexuality. as well as her history with daud & delilah. fascinating!
she’s an outsider who has so much to lose, and knows what it's like to lose everything - having lost everything not once but three times - but nevertheless speaks truth to power. she's so brave! she went and helped Emily & Corvo and she must have known they might kill her! plus, she’s smart, she’s funny, she gets shit done, she’s gorgeous.
but... the meta
mild critique of fandom & arkane incoming.
skip this bit if you want - you've been warned twice now - jump to tired Hayao Miyazaki and read from there if you'd like my thoughts on writing her.
i thought Death of the Outsider was going to be amazing and then... well. *sad trombone* i've written about that before so i won't keep banging on. i figured others must be disappointed too, so I joined a few fandom spaces in hopes of finding camaraderie.
most people with complaints about DotO didn’t like how the Outsider and Daud were handled. which is valid & I agree. but it seemed like most paid no attention to Billie; when people talk about her it’s with respect to Daud, as opposed to in her own right. you could argue for fandom misogyny because people don’t talk about adult Emily Kaldwin that much either, but in Billie's case, it’s misogynoir (compare & contrast with the popularity of thomas, particularly the popularity of thomas portrayed as a white man for no particular reason that i've been able to discern - i keep asking around, is it in the books???).
i think this is a LOT better now than it used to be, which is fantastic. or perhaps i have found the correct echo-chamber? ha.
ultimately, The Fandom is a fraction of the entire picture, and not even the important bit since The Fandom is not who these games are made for. you can't make money relying on only your hardcore fans even if all of them spent a fortune on merch, this is true for any AAA game.
while it's true that Billie is underrated from a fandom perspective - but Billie as an underwritten protagonist is squarely Arkane’s fault.
it was reasonable when she was a side character - the lack of info in Dh2 makes perfect sense (if anything there was more lore in Dh2 which is kind of wild)-
- but as a protagonist in Death of the Outsider?
.... there’s lousy writing, and there’s whatever is going on with Billie Lurk, a black woman who mostly exists as a foil or saviour for light-skinned characters. In her own game there’s barely any of her own lore except where it's relevant to saving two dudes.
lore hints at, but barely touches on what race means in the Dh universe (xenophobia is stronger in Dh1; separate essay i guess), but Arkane has patted themselves on the back for portraying non-white characters, which feels like the same thing as the aesthetic of diversity we're seeing in advertising currently because it’s in marketing trend guides. it's self-congratulatory and it's a missed opportunity for deeper storytelling.
you can see an example of diversity at its most shallow in the way that Billie’s written: there’s little engagement with her as an entire person with history & wants & preferences, and the world she walks through in that game feels like it has nothing to do with her. you could make a case for alienation as a theme, but then, how do you handle the titular premise of 'Dishonored' without ever letting Billie make changes in an environment without a chaos system? it's disappointing from that angle too.
in my opinion, whatever it's worth, it was an accident Arkane created such an awesome character - they needed someone to betray daud. congrats billie.

all this said, it makes her an underdog as far as characters to enjoy & create art & stories for. it's nice to find so many like-minded, switched on people! <3
billie's character potential
she’s got a wealth of unexplored lore, being deeply intertwined with both Karnaca & Dunwall’s fates & criminal underbellies, as well as her connections to the witches & whalers, and three Empresses.
she’s lived a few distinct lifetimes and in the games we get to meet her at two peaks (KoD & DotO) & a low (Dh2 as Meagan).
her voice is very distinct, her dry & often dark humour is entertaining & fun to write. her perspective is really interesting - she’s had the widest variety of void-powers of anyone canonically, and she’s also lived through the highest highs and lowest lows.
she's got everything going for her :) i couldn't really pick a fav thing!
#i assume my followers are cool enough to let me give a brief measured critique on fandom trends and DotO#thanks for the anon question!! what fun!#i love billie lurk <333#jumped on the opportunity to rant n rave#what part of billie isn't my fav! (im a guy who likes the bad stuff too. mmm interesting meta)#trying to be not unfair or mean- i'm not targeting anyone but rather trends. and it's ok to be disappointed with something you love#fuck it. make it part of the appeal! her writing sucks! plenty of room for me & other creators!#its easier for me to indulge my billie brainworms when it sorta feels like she's not getting as much love as she deserves#you know? i want stories where her history is explored and her agency is important so i guess i'll roll up my sleeves#tumblr is a terrible place for this sort of critique IMO- lots of nuanceless empathy-free guilt-trip-ish rhetoric#so i hope i avoided that. but not so much that i seem forgiving.#that said i'm not tagging this one with fandom tags! no thank you.#i am blaming arkane yes. but that is also not without games industry context#i could complain about amateurish writing but that also never happens in a vacuum. industry problem(s) for sure.#people love to blame writers for things#and yeah a couple really fucking good writers can push a boulder uphill#but its usually a company problem#hire lots of diverse people in your company. give them authority and respect and reasonable workloads. and no crunch.#ah fuck this is a separate essay in tags. again#THIS WAS A SIMPLE QUESTION#*clutches head in hands*#uh if you're still reading at this point im SO sorry and thank you and i love you
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natioanl alert EVYEROINE SHUT THE UFCUK. UP.
#GUYS. G G GUYSS. GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK#EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE#]3819RUFEOWUHEOAFUFREWVHUDFSHUFVOADHS#i 'ev.. i've oh my god. i usjt saw a Notifiucatinon. ocol ! cool! COOLLOLL. FUKC.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.#anywya everyboyd go stream best guess by lucy dacus LOLLL LMAOOGOKJIOOOO#evil fuckd up mean that i am in schooll rn and cant listen propoeryl until it ends SHIT FUCKJ FUCK UFCJKK FUCK!!!!!#but pls know i am textingv this very ferventlyl in one of the maaaany many empty dreary corrdiors<3 ! FVUCK. GOD.\#lucy dacus posting#<- :[[[[[[[[[[[[#just kiiding.#i mean all of this to say that today is a day fofr CELEBREATIUON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOIOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO#and it'ls; liek OH MAN i wondfer whta my album of the yaear is gonna be NEX T wrappedf. FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFDFFFF#but also forever is a feeligkn took one looka t me N went 13 songs . wer're gonna fucking kill her lmao and WAS RIGHT. FUCIK#cannot. CANNOT. Cannot. CANNot. CannotTM. stress thi s enough. it's a fuckkign MONDAY;.#making a series of faces so contorted and humiliaitiaing and joyous but i really should stopp onw. ok. FUCK#mumblking under my breaht just hav to get ON with mmy FUCKOIKNG day yeahh yeah...like . i willll in my FUCK jsut go to class rn(i will). ok
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Idk if it's bc I'm like NOT suffering the horrors or if my state of being is why or whatever, but man. I've really been being a yapper, huh?
I say this in reference to my social life lmao
#sepiasys.txt#Old friend from WH random times wanted to make friends again and we did a bunch of dms and I wonder to myself about how I did it#bc even during the moment I thought about how bad i am at conversation; like I can't start or maintain one successfully in many cases. so ye#OMG *FANDOM NOT RANDOM LMAO I DIDN'T REALIZE THE TYPO WAS SITTING THERE STARING ME IN THE FACE#Anyways uh yeah my yapping has been a specific brand of it and I'm just. idk. I'm ig not fully there so I hear myself#and I think 'man I rlly am autistic; huh?' and it's just kinda sad to think about but I try my best 🥺#or some part of me does like the bare minimum ig lmao idk.#No plans for Saturday; might just sleep in tbh. I've been able to eat regularly enough that I feel ok. I might need to like. find an to fill#Saturdays with- I just got interrupted irl. I might need to find smth to fill saturdays with; assuming that S will be home on them#Sunday is spaghetti day :3 I'm doing researches on food in the meantime btw. can work on that and resume tmr ^^#I got interrupted with oreos btw from my roommate/bestie; it confused me /lh#Anyways Yeah I'm gonna write down schedule for da week probably :3 I keep tracks of stuffs ^^ Am glad when I can look back on info I need 😅#OH YA I GOT FREE BUS TICKET. Idk how they work but I have it so thas cool :3#Idk what to say without repeating myself 😅 I also forgor what this post was originally abt. Anyways :3
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girl help I'm having ideas above my ability-to-kill-my-darlings level
#trying to get back on this time zone so i've been lying in bed but not falling asleep for long enough#that my brain just started being like. hey what if...ok but WHAT IF#picking up the pace with every rotation#specifically about starlightverse and let's just say#if I did this it would involve changing a lot of elements that I really like#(book 1 would stay the same. it's like for the rest of the series arc. specifically about shuffling some focal characters)#let's just say for a premise involving mind powers I have not been using that to its full advantage in terms of the...narration ig#but anyway if this might be the coolest idea I've ever ever had#so maybe...I'm going to have to get a little cold-blooded#my brain is so completely fried I just gave up on sleeping and filled my notes app with incoherent ramblings#(yeah there was the big epiphany but also several smaller ones)#i'm sure this s also unreadable but anyway hello everyone my brain is on fire
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FATES SUPPORT LOG IS COMPLETE. THE MISSION… THE NIGHTMARES… THEY’RE FINALLY OVER
#tactician's log#fates#eva plays fates#i can never let ANYTHING happen to this 3ds or my fates and awakening cartridges. i will not have enough free time to do this shit again#a very small evil part of me wants to do the 3h support log as well. i am resisting with everything i have#although it WOULD be easier since there are no child units. but it also wouldn’t be easier because i would have to tolerate 3h gameplay#plus i’d have to play through endgame for every byleth s support and ok yeah im not doing that
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wdym christmas is next week?????
#wasnt yesterday just november??? hello????????#im still writing ‘nov’ in my dates by mistake lmao wdym we’ll be in a new year 2 weeks from now#but aaaaa… christmas huh~~~~~~ it’s that time of year when i have to come up with excuses to skip the family gathering again#i havent gone since. like. 2019(?) and i like to keep it that way#b u t~ if i can skip the gathering i’ll finally get back to idol sengen~~~~ maybe~~~~~~~#vol 5 has been out since f o r e v e r i really ought to get at least the asuna pov chapters done before the year ends (pipe dream)#wait no i’ll get the asuna povs done before next cny. yeah. that’ll give me an extra month!!!!!!!!!!!!!#but hmmmmmmmmmm… once im done with vol 5 (in a million years) i gotta polish up my mona novel tl too… man.#maybe i’ll make a mona tl masterpost after all that~~~~ minus the honeypre event tls bc that’s a whole other ‘verse lol#but i really wanna do mona’s honeypre main story too… it gives context as to how she landed the event gig (that led to her getting scouted)#…should my ny’s resolution to be to finish all possible mona tls that have yet to be done maybe…?#…nah im just gonna make it ‘learn to ride a bike’ for the 15th year in a row. giggity#a n y w a y s merry early christmas from my workplace ig? the ‘mas luncheon from a couple days back sure gifted every other person something#that they didnt ask for (read: food poisoning). the fact that it took out over half my department still gets me thoughhhhhhh#(i wasnt affected though~~~~ ((didnt eat anything)) i did lose my 1h break for the day though… what a waste.)#ok that’s enough of being annoying for one day~~~~ see y’all tomorrow (maybe) if hw decides to drop an announcement or sth#which would prolly be either their comi.ket lineup or chizuchan manga vol 2’s cover but hey—)
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matcha blossom takes?
this is a quote from me watching the show yesterday with friends: "theyre FUCKIN!"
#nah but fr theyre such a funny duo. two guys who know eachother so well n use that for evil(?)#its also just like. with them knowing eachother well enough to use it for evil#they both know when to stop#and thats when you see their crazy tight bond#theyre both a well needed presence in the show bc even the fact that theyre like. working adults with lives outside of skating#is super grounding in contrast to the crazyness of s#and its kinda funny that these random 26 year olds saw reki and langa n were like. yeah ok sure. lets mentor these idiots#but yeah outside of their role in the show theyre funny as fuck. theyve been fuckin and no they will not admit that to anyone#everyone has bets on their relationship and theyre all wrong bc whats goin on with these two is indescribable#i dont know if these r the takes u want im mostly just genuinely amused by them rather than into the matchablossm Moment(tm)#but yeah theyre Fuckin#words#TY FOR THE ASK. LOL
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I am not exaggerating when I say I live with one of the worst cishet men I've ever met in my life and its horrible
Pretty big vent incoming in tags, just a warning. Feel free to scroll past /gen
#sorry i. need to vent#he is genuinely one of the most ignorant; stubborn; and absolutely manchild of a man I've ever seen#I'm not fucking lying when I say he gets pissy and shouts and complains about EVERYTHING#and I don't mean just occasional shouting and getting loud#whenever he's upset. its /loud/. very loud#first time in my 5 years of knowing him I had enough and snapped back at him because he was yelling at me-#-bc I supposedly do absolutely nothing around the house and I take horrible care of myself and dont care about anything#at least in regards to the house#and complains about why I'm deciding not to go to college and that he got a job at 15 while he's literally#in his mid 40's#so.#like.#I told him I'm still 18 and I dont want him to boss around my entire fucking life but he brought up the excuse again of-#-him doing all the shit I SHOULD be doing by his words when he was 15#first of all. like. to get things straight; we are not related at all not even in the slightest#he's my mothers bf; I don't know why he gets so pissy at me about MY life of all things#like Jesus Christ shut up challenge impossible#yeah I had a fun (/s) moment earlier where I went to clean my dish and he started to snap at me about how I-#-walk past the dishes every day while they're piled up and I should do them. meanwhile. they're literally not mine. ever#I get it yeah but. whatever. he kept going onn and on and on and got even more upset with me literally not saying or doing anything to-#-provoke him more#Ig he just doesn't know that!! wow!! I do actually care about my life and future!!!!#and that getting a job is not that easy or the same as it was 30+ fucking years ago!! wow!! who would've guessed!!!!#Like genuinely i am literally trying to get a job rn and shit and have been stressing horribly about it for literal YEARS#but yeah ignore that I guess ok sure buddy#god sorry i.. really hate him. a lot#I dont like to hate on people really; esp if im accustomed to them. but him. he. no <3#I will say I hate him w my full chest#vent#negative post
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i miss my wife sidon
#i want to get totk so badly#but even if I do get it it’ll just be another tool for my mom to guilt me with#“you spend all day playing video games when you could be productive!”#(what actions count as productive are never explained and also if I am too productive n busy and don’t talk to her enough#she complains abt that too so yeah)#or god forbid “if you don’t start driving yourself I’ll take away your video game”#like ok. if you don’t start being s good parent I’ll stop talking to you once I move out. stfu#I just. ugh#i want the game but I know everything I like will be used against me so why bother#sorry i crave enjoyment instead of daily driving panic attacks 👍#vent
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Uuuuuuh so there was this thing called "crusading" back in the 1000s-

#i still stand by my point#frederick II was incredibly based for carring his tired ass all the way to the middle east and just go#“look if you dont mind... can you like- make a safe passage for christian pilgrims so they can see jerusalem? i dont wanna do the killing”#“sorry what”#“dude half of my baggage here is stuff for on-the-go treaties because the pope REALLY wants to ”retake jerusalem“ or some shit and like-”#“oh yeah that makes sense actually. we call our Allah you call your God and we see if it can be settled”#“arent those two just names for the same thing?”#“yeah but basically nobody noticed”#“cool”#and then humanity forgor that all abrahamic religions come from like God™ but the names change every time or smth#yeah i made my reference but yeah killing people in the name of god was cool only when the greeks did it and even then it wasnt “The Motive”#i mean also the vikings and norsemen and all northeuropean people did that but in their defense#and im saying this a s a christian with enough anxiety to classify as a blorbo#Valhalla is Actually Really Based#like for real Mad Max Fury Road made it even cooler somehow and basically 85% of all charachters are 40k's techno-barbarians#ok done doing an autism enjoy the tag sheißepostign
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