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ATTENTION ALL ALASTOR SHIPPERS:
uniromantic
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. PROCEED
#it means you only experience romantic attraction to one person in your life ever!!#some people get their only crush SUUPER late#sooo a few decades or centuries works out fine :3#just as long as it's not a poly ship lmao.. two crushes makes you NOT uni because. uni. like. u know ur root words right#also IT IS NOT “fixing” one's aroness it is an aro identity of its own and not superior to any other identities !!!#just saying that bc fandoms fucking suck#anyway i think it'd be cute. especially with his disgust for even platonic affection. tryna be all intimidating#then THAT all of a sudden?? the agony. such silly billy blissful agony. not blissful for him but for the viewers of his suffering like us#tehe#uniromantic alastor#arospec alastor#aro alastor#alastor#hazbin hotel#FML what if i secretly put a hamburger emoji in tags 🍔 yeah that's right fuck you society#radioapple#radiostatic#duckiedeer#charlastor#what other fucking ships are there uhhhhh#idfk i headcanon him as full-on stereotypical aro whatever you call that i don't even do this bullshit#voxal#radiodust#alastor x oc#i think i am cringe.#i sincerely believe i am cringe and terrible. mayhaps social anxiety. who tf knowssss#P.S. as long as HE is not the one with multiple crushes i know polycules are whack#but ofc he could be grayro but where's the fun in that (there is lots of fun in it i am sorry)#radiorose
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Wait, girl in red? Are you female??
no i’m a ✨mystery✨
….but actually yes lmaooo
#i’m still a ✨mystery✨!!!#and this blog is like in my head a separate entity of myself as like a person?#lmao but yes#also why’d you phrase is like that anon?? lmao#anyways#alexa play girl in red#ask#the hellsite answers#anonymous#hellsite hall of fame curator’s bullshit#also#I woke up to this ask and was like ‘nope can’t answer bc mystery✨’#but also then I remembered like 90% of the people on here think i’m like an 80 year old man😭#which is absolutely hilarious and adds to the lore#but I got called ‘LITTLE MAN’ in an ask#and like 1. that’s absolutely hilarious#2. even if I was a little man why would you call someone that in an ask bc it so hilariously condescending lmao#and so yeah lmao#oh also i’ve literally posted my spotify on here (which everyone should check out and totally not get rickrolled in the process :)#but I put actual playlists at the bottom and those are. like. so wlw#so anyways yeah#alexa play girl in red even louder
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it's so funny (read: sad) that if bigoted fuckheads didn't insist i was a woman simply by virtue of my body at birth, i'd probably be chill with she/her pronouns in addition to he/they. if my mom didn't insist i was her daughter, i'd probably let her call me that, and we could still have a relationship.
i'm nonbinary and 'gendered' words are hypothetically meaningless, but because there are so many people who are more interested in telling me who i am rather than lovingly and curiously letting me express my own sense of self, those words carry trauma.
there's no reason a nonbinary person like myself can't be a son and a child and a daughter. there's no reason a nonbinary person like me can't go by he, they, and she.
'she' is not a slur. 'daughter' is not derogatory. 'beautiful' 'pretty' 'gorgeous' 'feminine' are not insults.
to the contrary, they're parts of language that express certain facets of a multi-faceted human existence, like mine.
and i have this sad, mournful feeling that if it weren't for unloving, condescending people, i'd probably be down to be called any of those things alongside my usual masculine/neutral terminology.
but i'd rather die than let anyone tell me what i have to be called.
#i try to reclaim 'feminine' words for myself in private#calling myself 'babygirl' when i need to chill out. or saying i feel pretty. or going 'she needs help' when i'm struggling lmao.#but there's still so much fucking trauma in those words from the people who've forced them on me#who've snarled in my face that GOD made me ONE THING and ONE THING ONLY and that's a WOMAN (stepdad)#who've guilted me for taking their precious perfect daughter away as if i'm fucking dead (mother)#who've mocked me and everyone like me as if we're not the experts on our own sense of self (general transphobic public)#like. i'm not a fucking man. i'm not a fucking woman. i'm nonbinary. gender is absurdity as a concept. i'm done with it.#but being called a man or a son or a guy or 'he' or WHATEVER in that vein is fine and dandy because i've never had anyone say#'that is all you can EVER be'. or worse: 'that is what GOD made you to be and you have a ROLE to fill'#(christianity pls die approximately yesterday thanku 💖)#so yeah. idk. ranting yet again about Cis Audacity.#the complete lack of empathy. the lack of curiosity even.#the condescending bullshit. the 'i understand you better than you do'. the fucking AUDACITY.#i am the expert on myself. i am the ONLY expert on myself. period. no contest. not a debate.#i understand myself better than anyone else is CAPABLE of understanding me.#i could call myself 'she' and understand that i meant it in a nonbinary way.#in fact i could even see myself letting other trans people call me feminine terms at some point in the future. when i've healed more.#but cis people? probably not. they can call me 'he' or 'they' or they can fuck off & never get to know me because they don't wanna know ME#/end rant#any terfs/bigots that try to touch this post will be swiftly blocked and quite possibly cursed. have the day you deserve <3
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i’m not a transandrophobia truther in the slightest don’t get me wrong, but i think some people on here really need to realize and comprehend the fact that cis women, way WAY more often than not, hold extremely significant social and political power over trans men the vast majority of the time in our day to day lives
#sorry not to get on this bullshit i just saw a related post when i opened this app lmao#and by some people i don’t mean anyone in particular im not vagueing anyone or any specific post#and i especially don’t mean any transfem calling out transmisogynistic transmascs either#but yeah i see a lot of implication that trans men are like. somehow significantly privileged over cis women#and ofc i don’t mean that transmascs are incapable of being misogynistic to cis women bc that’s far from the case#but i need someone to name a transmasc with significant political or social or financial power that’s working to set back women’s rights#versus the amount of cis women with any of the aforementioned privileges working to take away the rights of trans people#bc i can think of 4 of the latter just off the top of my head without trying really hard#and the only day to day instance i can think of where trans men would hold significant power over a cis woman is like..#a workplace environment where he completely passes as cis and absolutely no one knows he’s trans at all or even suspects it#but then again most if not all of that privilege would be stripped away the second anyone there found out he was trans#but yeah i really do think some people need to grapple with how they conceptualize gendered privilege and their own power in these dynamics#and how that’s reflected in the way they think about/interact with transmascs#are you disgusted with this random transmasc on tumblr because he’s a man (or vaguely adjacent) or because he’s trans. ykwim#and again i hate the whole transandrophobia thing i think it’s stupid as shit and redundant to put it lightly and briefly but#idk why transmascs that believe in it have become the new face of anti-feminism and MRA movements#and not like. the cis men who started both of those things and contribute to the vast majority of that type of rhetoric in every way#and also hold enough power to leverage those beliefs over both women and also transmascs tbh#i think some people are just repulsed by the idea of anyone willingly wanting to be a man bc they see it as the same as becoming a cis man#in terms of privilege. when in reality by being trans you’re knocked down in terms of power and privilege from all cis people anyways#but also. some people also need to realize that transmascs can also have trauma and complicated feelings about being a man and patriarchy#and more often than not we ARE traumatized by the way cis men (and women!!) have treated us#and grapple with our place in the world as a result. it’s not just as simple as becoming a cis man over night tbh!!#and again i’m not talking about transfems with any of this because the vast Vast majority of transfems understand this more than anyone#i’m mostly talking about cis women both irl and also just in the terminally online leftist sphere#and i also think i should be allowed to vent my grievances with the power cis women often do wield over me without being accused of being a#raging misogynist or MRA or whatever
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awdry really did say 'uh-oh, the proles are failing to cut each other down to size 😔. nature is sickening...'
In the Shed [Henry] told Gordon and James about the elephant, and I am sorry to say that instead of laughing and telling him not to be silly, they looked sad and said:
"You poor engine, you have been badly treated."
#still rws posting i guess#it's easier than revision#the railway series#troublesome engines#ttte the big three#yeah i get what he meant and it's funny/clever but at the same time#fuck this shit lmao#these guys stop their bullshit for one (1) night and Dear Author's like 'this is how society falls'#'if they aren't constantly competing and tearing each other down then what's next? 🥺'#that's right baby! collective action!! down the bourgeoisie!!!#i still distrust every word in this book lol#this is not what i could call a reliable source
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My mom and I got our hair cut today (she had coupons :)!) and the stylist that did her hair asked her what grade I was in
I've been out of middle/high school longer than I was in it for...
#textpost#Taking it as a compliment to mean I'm aging well despite my hair being like... 25% grey LMAO#I wonder how long I could bullshit acting like I'm still in high school with someone. Not a clue what they're teaching kids these days#'yeah I'm getting good grades in.. computer lab'#I think the spiky leather jacket and mohawk throw people off but also I've all but been called bishounen before so who knows#It's so fucked I can't wear eyeliner
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I've had enough character development for this year. Can we skip to the beach filler episode?
#lmao#had a great day mostly but im feeling the burnout#hindsight im glad im gonna be taking summer off from college#yeah it'll take me a bit longer to get my degree but i crammed in a lot of shit within a year#and working on projects and theory and application non stop#caught up to me#there's still a part of me thats like BITCH TAKE 1 CLASS THATS 1 LESS TO WORRY ABOUT#but the other is like BITCH 1 CLASS AINT GON DO SHIT CHILL YOU OVERACHIEVING CHICKEN FRIED FUCK#“you take everything on like you're running out of time even though the thing you need most is rest.”#thank you friendo for calling me out on my bullshit 🙏🏻💯#maybe i should hire them to tell me when i need to slow the fuck down#cause even though ive gotten better with taking care of myself i get so caught up with my ambitions that it bites me in the ass#that and when you're disabled and if you get that window of opportunity where you feel good you want to crank all the shit out you can#before going back into hibernation mode#vicious cycle#anyway i be ranting#no magenta here but some other color that we shouldn't be able to comprehend but we do anyway
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...Is there something in the air today? Like what's with all this Jason Todd whump today?🥲 Like my fyp is really tryna hammer it home. And to make matters worse, I went into my Google docs felt like writing and not running errands and found not one, not two but three separate angsty Jason wips🧍
🤝Jason Todd and suffering ig 😭
#this bitch is yapping#Only one is x reader tho#One is... Bruce and Jason this one's sad but like in a cute way like that's his son your honor 😭 and it's snowing#the third.... that's DickJay angst it's not batcest tho it's kinda a what if situation ngl I'm disorganized but from what I could piece-#together it's a few years after battle for the cowl with Dick being done with reaching out to Jason and him being not as forgiving#but Tim is 😅 no cause he stays not taking it personally and in the comics he's always been the most understanding of Jason. I have receipts#And not to make this about Tim lmao but I love fanon's: Jason was Tim's robin so much like?!?!!! I just like how sibling they are ya know?#like he's always willing to call him out on his bullshit ex “yeah your just butthurt 🤷 you're right to be mad but also chillax man”#you know what I'm not gonna hop on the bandwagon Imma write some happy Jason hcs... mostly happy ones... some happy ones.. fuck..
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different lesbian here and yes you're lesbophobic. you don't ever hear out lesbians or value their opinions. you're straight on the defensive.
i will never listen to lesbians who tell me i can't be butch or say dyke or be anti-separatist or do whatever i do as a bisexual sapphic ─ i have listed countless sourced takes on that over time throughout my running of this blog. i will never value opinions of people who can't come up with a better reason than straight-up superiority complexes and misogyny. this isn't "not listening to lesbians", this is not taking shit from people who want to whine and complain for no valid reason; there's a clear difference. you aren't my authority figure and you can't tell me not to do something that isn't harmful.
i don't care about you or what you have to say. i'm not sorry for defending bi women from your harmful rhetoric. hope this helps and is a little more cut-short & clear than that last post. 💛
#again. consider listening to bisexuals once for a change!#we've listened to your bullshit for decades and now you're just mad that we gained a little self-respect.#like yeah i'm defensive but also i don't owe you shit#yes. yes i will simply put it on you for dismissing the overwhelming evidence i give you and then calling me 'unecessarily' defensive#on the other hand i will gladly call out lesbophobic bisexuals who erase and fetishize#and bully lesbians around and force them to like men and whatever else#but no lesbophobia is when bisexuals use the double venus symbol i guess#you would never do the same for us though please be honest lmao. as proven by this ask#and lastly we aren't here to be your yesmen instead of your allies please shut the fuck up thanks !#my live reaction to this ask: oh sowwy will not do it again 🥺#chase answers#biphobia#bimisogyny#les/bi dynamic#bi tag#d slur
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While I ain’t got no stake in any Witcher drama, what I realized from this is I absolutely loathe celebrity cultists.
#there’s a common theme in the drama I do get more invested in#and it’s about fans choosing who’s the evil bad bad because they hate so and so#and completely either ignoring shit behavior OR running away with wild assumptions#but then being upset when everyone else does the same to their fave lmao#both I’ll say are bullshit#we shouldn’t lay stake to suspicious ass rumors#but also idk the dude doesn’t exactly seem all nice and nice#and the funny bit is how people are having the same reaction to the so called big bad writer of the show#like???? are you all hearing yourselves? or are you too busy looking at so and so’s pecs to grasp the English language#anyway - yeah - do not care for this martyrdom bs going around#am welcoming these ridiculous rumors because yah know what? someone’s gotta combat the initial bs rumors#(I’ve invested way too much time today in these posts oof)
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Speaking of which… how many unanswered asks do you have
so so so so many
#I don’t know how to see the number on mobile and can’t go in my computer rn#….so we’ll just say it’s quite a lot#I do try#but I overthink my answers wayyyyy too much lmao#that’s why i’m so terrible at and hate texting#i’m one of those hated people that actually *prefer* phone calls over texting#…..yeah#but what I post is like 10% of what I receive#ask#anonymous#hellsite hall of fame curator’s bullshit
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Not me shading the show's ending months before in my fic, thinking they would never actually pull that 💀
thanks @the-words-we-sung for reminding me of this lmao
#the cheesy romance movie part - i had to laugh rereading it#yeah apparently i was wrong about that lmao#i already addressed the whole being free debate and called it out on its bullshit back then from s2#but i really didn't think they would go with it and actually sell it as that#this is kinda funny ngl#it wasn't my intention to shade or hate on the ending but now...well...#yr#idk if this is promo for my fic or the opposite but if anyone wants to read it the link is in my bio lol
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@ my ex ay yo get ur shit off my calendar lmao
#/j lol#idek if he knows my current url. but if he does: boy shoo. scram. skedaddle. i'm done w/ u. i been done w/ u.#last i checked his friends were dinks who said they wouldnt care if i died. 🥴 (that was 3 yrs ago or smth @ this point but still.)#like ik i was shitty as fuck. but like. i was 18-20 & freshly out of a shitty situation. idk if 3 yrs is gonna fix my bullshit.#yeah i can only imagine how horrifically exhausting i was to be around. but like. lbr. what did u expect.#did u honestly expect me to be perfect & normal as soon as we moved out#ur trauma might have made u soft (which is fine). but mine made me callous and mean. that's just a fact.#i'm not shit talkin his decisions; he had to do what was best for him. and i respect that.#i'm mostly miffed @ his friends LOL#his friends wre basically like: ''once an abuser always an abuser. no exceptions. only fictional abusers are ok.'' like. hello. what.#idgaf if im misinterpreting what they said lmao. they still said. verbatim. ''i wouldn't care if you lived or died.''#the Eldest of his friends said that as well. (i think they were 25 or 27??)#is a scared and injured dog not worthy of life? hello? and what is the difference between a man and a dog?#i've said it before & i'll say it again: i just needed more time to get better. but he didn't have to give me that time. and that's fine.#i didn't have enough time to grow out of my shit. nor did i have the best resources. it took my mom like 5-6 yrs to get better.#but she still fucks up sometimes. and she's still unintentionally mean. and she's in her 50s#gave me a wake-up call like no other tho i'll tell u what lmao#orignaletti
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ALSO also gotta love the shorthand assumption that Lesbians Just Be Mean and Rude b-but, but somehow it's not weird to say that because see we're using an ironic loving tone!!! Totally!!! We definitely don't still see female characters as obstacles to be gotten out of the way by making her a Mean Unlikable Lesbo We Clearly Don't Give Enough of a Shit To Actually WRITE About, Nor Her Relationship With Her Girlfriend Either but We Totally Like Tho We Pinky Promise, when she's in the way of two men and our lesbian allyship isn't 1000% nothing but this...super backhanded lipservice that I personally find more fake and off-putting and patronizing than anything!!
Hey so your girlfriend got put into a fandom and um, they kinda. Yeah they made her the Mean Lesbian Friend. Yeah it's entirely because she's the only girl who's not overtly caring or kind. Sorry. Also they-- yeah she's characterized entirely as a wingman for the popular gay ship. Sorry again
#fandom sexism#fandom bullshit#the Mean Lesbian thing#like pls just call me a slur already I'd almost respect it lmao#just kidding. But I'm just. Tired#yes this touched a nerve I'm in a bad mood already so I'm sure that didn't help but yeah I'm just as tired of this#I think this would piss me off less if it wasn't so blatantly obviously performative like. You call her#a lovable grumpy lesbian but when was the last time these ppl devoted any time thought or energy to her relationship with the woman you#shuffled her off with? Or god forbid even gave her any interiority or focus on her own??? Like it's so obvious#you're just trying to get her out of the way of the guys you want to kiss#genuinely at this point i trust so many more m/f shippers especially in my current biggest fandom COUGH#than ANY of the supposed Lesbian Allies around here#my fellow morphienne enjoyers show a thousand times more respect for lucienne as a character#than most dreaml!ngs will ever imagine exists lmao. You don't see them constantly turning her into window dressing and a glorified maid#figure (but totally not cause she's a black woman amiright?? Cmon you KNOW if it had been a white guy like in the#comics the ship war would be on.)#then again her not being white only compounds the treatment I know that's a whole other factor I don't ever want to dismiss
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Is anyone else ever just like. Amazed by the amount of access the people around you allow weirdos to them. My friend earlier was like “oh the creepy old guy who owns the allotment next to mine keeps texting me” and I was like “why would you even give this man your number? Why do you have his?”
#she didn’t seem to understand the question. that was the thing. she went on some ‘oh he’s alright really’#girl you literally just went on a whole rant about how he mansplains and interrupts people and has a creepy fixation on our friend#who is young enough to be his granddaughter. STOP TEXTING HIM my god#like you do know you can block people. you do know you can just.. not give your number to people#i text NOBODY lmao. i wouldn’t even have a phone if i didn’t have to. sometimes i tell people i don’t have a phone & i’m blatantly using it#my phone is for music and entertaining the gay people of tumblr dot com and playing my little games. do not call or text me on it#unless we are friends. not that it’ll come up but yeah#i just… idgi. she’s constantly complaining to me about these weird ass npcs who text her bullshit and i’m like girl WHY are you messaging#the younger brother of some other fool who is also irrelevant. why are you messaging a creepy man. why are you messaging a doctor who did a#minor procedure on you and probably shouldn’t have taken your number because that’s fucking weird. like am i missing something here???#what is this adding to your life besides giving absolute freaks the ability to live in your back pocket and ping you when they want lukewarm#attention. i accidentally ghost people i LIKE. why are you having a back and forth with the problematic emotional vampire lady who used to#run the moms and toddlers group. WHAT IS THIS#personal
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spreading the idea that tiktok is mostly for posers
#tom.txt#there’s this whole trend. right#it’s a south park audio about the goth kids talking to the vamp kids#and it’s evolved into cis girls calling people the f slur for bullshit reasons#I saw this one tiktok of a girl going ‘when those goths tear up bibles people give them’#YEAH I FUCKING WONDER WHY THEY’D BE TEARING EM UP LMAO 😭😭#the girl wasn’t even goth
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