#yeah i’ll maintag this why not

[end0parasitic]

i made a shrine to endoparasitic on my neocities! tell me if there’s anything you’d like me to cover or talk about i am running out of ideas

[altblock-tm]

Fate/Zero only had one interaction between Rider and Berserker because if they battled again after the fight with Caster then Iskandar would’ve asked Berserker to join his army to defeat Bill Clinton because Berserker could control the B-2 Bombers

[comfymoth]

presented without comment .

[rosesradio]

your average pjo anti-shipper: ugh what do you mean you don’t ship percabeth and solangelo?? *spams anon hate*

your average pjo proshipper: oh you only like this hyper-specific rarepair in fics? that’s totally valid! here’s a list of fic recs, have a great day!!

[ozzyfromthecafeteria]

I. FUCKING. HATE. THE PLANET 4546-B.

THE LEVIATHANS MAKE ME SWIM AND SHOUT GO SURVIVOR BOY GO.

[opqrstuv04]

Maybe if Tom Wambsgans had been sent to Korea and formed a codependent homoerotic friendship with his tentmate he would have chilled out

(This post brought to you by the “I just realized BJ and Tom do the same insane gay little mannerisms when they don’t have to perform hypermasculinity for anybody” gang)

[emuwu]

It’s kinda funny that Honami’s last lim was last June but since then she’s been a three star in Two separate lim events

[henriiiii-1001old]

time to do a silly over here hey is it okay to ask u to pick one au u have, how would the aus cast do in among us. like who the fuck rages. i shit you not someone ran to the emergency button in a game i was in instead of reporting a body, i was very mad. werent even the imposter either. also hi other person who knows who i am. -silly

anyways i have the PERFECT THING to explain how theyd play among us :33333

introducing: tmc as the morning lobby/hafu lobby!!!!!

you dont need to know who they are to understand, just know that i am insane over them and i love among us videos sm still <333333

SO FIRST!!!! we have mark and sarah as 5up and hafu. 5up and hafu are noted as an iconic sibling duo, very much like the heathcliff siblings. they are also MASTER among us players, most notable for their incredible impostor plays (esp when together as an impostor duo). but besides that, mark and sarah play EXTREMELY well and like order to balance out the chaps of the lobbies.

next up we have jonah and adam the iconic dumb and dumber duo, dk and steve, respectively. they mostly do a lot of trolling. dk is mostly known in his older days for “throwing” a lot of the games, which i just have a feeling jonah would do a LOT. he does get a lot better overtime though!!! as for adam, he gets steve bc steve’s demeanor just 100% matches w adam man. and the lobby has claimed that steve can “roleplay as himself”, which is kind of what adam has been doing his entire life. dumb and dumber can be a powerful duo if they dont throw each other under the bus in the first round and have had some killer games!!!

next up i have thatcher as dumbdog. dumbdog is usually seen in a dark green color, which my brain just went “oh yeah thatcher lol.” however, dumbdog is a mix of a serious and silly player, going along with bits that he thinks are funny but also still being serious when he needs to be. i just think that captures thatcher SO WELL. also dumbdog’s laugh is just so good i might just make it thatcher’s laugh i love it sm.

next we have dave as junkyard. the entire thing with junk is that he’s the oldest in the group, and i think dave would play that role very well even if he’s not necessarily the oldest.

and this is where things get blurry. im not sure who would be who at this point, so i’ll just give a lil rundown of everyone else’s playstyles.

ruth is also a serious and silly player but leans more towards silly. maybe she’d be a good kara? idk

WAIT EVELIN IS MAYBE JANET. i mostly know janet for being so focused on being her role, especially snitch, and its just really entertaining imo. i just feel like evelin would be the same way, hyperfocusing on playing her role and such.

the alts are. okay at the game ig. gabe’s mostly alright but when he’s crew he’ll just get sussed for no reason and it pisses him off to hell and back. six is a VERY silly player. he’s probably a really good jester ngl. stanley i’d say is the best one! very tactical and plans out a lot of their actions. plays really good as both crew and impostor. puppet can be a REALLY good impostor if he knows how the specific role works. he does like to do a bit of fuckery here and there though bc he just likes being so silly goofy.

i didnt almost forget eden (lying) and soeaking of i feel like he’s still getting hsed to the game, likes to call too many buttons, gets caught too often, and misreads a lot of situations. but hymn’s still learning!!! he’s got a long way to go!!!!

uuhhh thats kinda all i have for now ig! also i probably should have clarified this is mostly for unholy gift.

[cha1cedony]

Actually yeah sure I’ll maintag this. Why not. Have my tags

Thinking about how Lincoln and Chris are both SUPER jealous people. Love them but that must’ve been a crazy marriage lmaoo

[duckmumbo]

for the character ask! mumbo or scar? <3

For u anon I will do them both <3

Mumbo

First impression - genuinely do not remember. It was probably something like “oh this guy seems pretty cool he seems to be good friends with grian” because I was basic and started watching hermitcraft with grian. Except I think I might’ve seen some of his redstone videos before so maybe it was more like “how the heck does this man know how to redstone this is so impressive”

Impression now - he is My Guy. Duck!Mumbo supremacy. I have such brainrot over him I want to rotate him with my mind and also steal all his pocket change. He is my skrunkly. My blorbo. I want to put him under a microscope and study him. He is the richest hermit. He’s just so shaped, y’know?

Favorite moment - all moments. If I only could choose one it’d probably be the boogieman bit from last life or him just no hesitation murdering scar over a “that’s what she said” joke

Idea for a story - duck!mumbo au, he spent the last bit of s8 learning how to fly with his new wings, having to dodge through the floating blocks and dealing with the stress of the mooners. Season 9 comes, he’s so excited to be able to properly fly with none of the stress from the previous season. Except, why do his wings look different? And why do they feel like they can’t support his weight? Surely it’s nothing, surely he just needs to jump off a big cliff and he can fly again right? MumboJumbo fell from a high place (mmm angst)

Unpopular opinion - he needs to use end crystals as weapons more. Is it effective? No. Is it absolutely sick and swag? Absolutely.

Favorite relationship - listen. I am very basic ok. I legally have to go with Grian here

Favorite headcanon - is it cheating if I go with my very own duck!mumbo headcanon? Otherwise I might have to go with the “teen Mumbo made WMDs and doesn’t like to talk/think about it anymore” headcanon I saw a while ago. Why do I like the angsty things.

Scar

First impression - first I saw of him was probably from grian’s perspective at the beginning of s7 and honestly I’m not a big fan of magic so I wasn’t really into him at first, though I did enjoy his dynamic with Grian

Impression now - he is SO shaped. One of my top blorbos, I want to put him in my pocket and have him scam people for me. I want to squeeze him. I want him to always have Jellie because Jellie my beloved.

Favorite moment - not sure if this is my favorite moment but the only one coming to mind is s6 when he was the Jangler and Grian doc and ren confronted him that was pretty funny. Also this isn’t the character but like him in mcc was amazing and that stream where he was talking about how the boatem crew really helped him make videos in s8 was so wholesome i love that

Idea for a story - hmmmm maybe some backstory for the swaggon builds? Some tycoon lore perhaps? I don’t really have a concrete idea but that’d be pretty cool I think

Unpopular opinion - personally I think we should put scar in more positions of power. Make him mayor again he had a funky outfit and smooth voice. I think I don’t know what unpopular opinion means.

Favorite relationship - again, I am basic, and considering one of my most used tags on here is “desertduo my beloved” I’m gonna have to go with Grian

Favorite headcanon - that the Jellie he gets every season is the exact same Jellie. Somehow they figure out how to transfer her across seasons and they do it. I think he deserves it <3

[meyerlansky]

you say in your bio "antis fuck right off", and "darkfic" rarely means anything else, so regardless of if you didn't say anything related to that literally, it still carries those connotations and I don't want my post to be seen through "anti-anti" lens or to be interacted with as if I agree with those views, which is why I want it unreblogged since you might consider me an "anti"

I’M the one projecting? that’s not what “darkfic” means. it just means dark content. that includes murder. that includes dehumanization. that DEFINITELY includes cannibalism. it includes the exact same elements that pathologic highlights in the game itself. the narrow lens of the term that one person brings to it isn’t the end-all and be-all of the concept.

beyond that, disliking “darkfic” of any stripe doesn’t make you an anti. it makes you a person with preferences and boundaries that deserve to be respected. harassing people based on what you think their choices say about them as a person makes you an anti.

i don’t agree with harassing people into self-harm, suicide, or joblessness, or ostracizing them and creating whisper networks based on unsubstantiated accusations, which is what antis do and have done, including in the pathologic fandom. so yeah, i have “antis fuck off” in my bio. if you prefer to be seen through that lens and associated with that kind of behavior, that... sure is a choice. do you do those things? i assume not, because i generally try to assume the best of strangers on the internet, and if not, then i don’t consider you an anti. i consider you a person with preferences and boundaries that deserve to be respected.

if you don’t want people in the pathologic fandom, even people you disagree with, to engage with your posts about pathologic, then it probably shouldn’t be maintagged, because people you disagree with are still part of the fandom for the game. i’m also a person with boundaries that deserve to be respected, and there’s a HUGE difference between saying “i don’t want my post misinterpreted and i’d appreciate if you removed your reblog/tags” vs immediately assuming the worst of me, then doubling down on putting words in my mouth and making assumptions about what i REALLY mean, and expecting me to take responsibility for what you’ve projected onto me.

i’ll delete the post, because i don’t want content on my blog from people who  think it’s okay to treat other people this way. but you could have just asked me to. none of this was warranted.

[ethereousdelirious]

Yada yada yada I'm on mobile and can't do a read more and I'm not going to butcher this fic by censoring all the names so vanillas please don't be weird or abusive to me on this post. It's not maintagged, so the only reason you're seeing it is because of Tumblr fucking idiotic decision to show posts that haven't been tagged

Anyway. Here's that request for sick!Yasha~ Let's hope the formatting doesn't get all fucked up

For Yasha, waking up in pain was not a novelty or even an unwelcome surprise. Pain was merely the byproduct of work and would fade, as all things did, in time.

Today, however, was unusual. Yesterday had been easy. Like the others, she spent part of the day walking and part of the day riding in the cart. They hadn't fought. They'd even made camp early and she'd spent some time sitting in the grass talking with Caleb.

Why then, did her joints ache like she had spent the day hauling cargo for the circus? Why was her head pounding in time with the drumbeat of her pulse?

"Up and at 'em, Yasha!" Beau gave her arm a light kick.

Yasha sat up slowly. "Morning."

"'Deuces is already done with breakfast. You'd better hurry before Nott eats it all."

"I wouldn't let her," Caduceus said from over by the fire.

Nott glared at him, her eyes shiny. "Like you could stop me."

Yasha laughed lightly and got to her feet. "I didn't mean to sleep in so late." She shuffled over to the fire and sat down beside Fjord. Beau followed her and squeezed in beside Jester.

"You didn't even move when Fjord tried to wake you up," Jester said. "You just kind of--" She threw her head back and opened her mouth, a caricature of Yasha asleep on her back with her mouth open.

"Oh." Yasha looked at what everyone was eating, some sort of oatmeal with berries, and decided she didn't want any. "Was I snoring?"

"Only a little bit," Beau said. "It was kinda cute actually."

"Like purring," Caleb agreed. He snapped a Frumpkin appeared in Yasha's lap.

Yasha buried her fingers in the soft fur, still feeling strangely hungover and overworked. "Caduceus?"

"Hm?"

"Do you have any," she hesitated, still not quite used to just asking for things from this strange new family, "mint tea?"

"Yeah, I'm sure I have something like that." Caduceus sat back and began to pull things from his bag. "Anyone else?"

The group murmured their mixed assents and declinations. Caduceus prepared some water to boil.

"We should probably get a move on sooner rather than later," Fjord spoke up.

"We will," Caduceus said, unconcerned. "This won't take long."

Fjord looked like he wanted to argue, but fell silent.

"Sorry," Yasha said, suddenly hyper aware of how the group might perceive her. "I didn't mean-- I don't want to hold us up."

"It's fine, Fjord is just antsy," Jester reassured her. "You know he can't sit still."

"I have the cure for that," Beau stood up and grabbed Fjord by the collar. "C'mon. Let's go do some push-ups since you're so energetic."

"Save me," Fjord whispered as he was dragged away, and then he was gone.

Yasha chuckled. Sitting like this was nice. Her joints didn't feel quite so sore and her head only hurt when moved too quickly. 

When Caduceus handed her a steaming mug of mint tea, she drank it down quickly so as not to hold anyone up more than she already had.

At first it was pleasant, warming her body against the chill of the morning air.

But the heat didn't fade. By the time they packed the wagon and started down the path, she was sweating. Each step felt like it took twice the effort that it normally would.

She went silent as she walked, trying to figure out what could be wrong. Had she been poisoned? She knew Fjord and Nott were mistrustful of her now, but they wouldn't-- Would they?

No. Yasha shook her head to clear it. They wouldn't. Maybe… It was a slim possibility, but it was the only one that made logical sense. Maybe she was sick.

Yasha was rarely ill, especially not like this. The last time she'd been sick, she had caught a head cold off Molly, and continued to work while he draped himself all over her and complained that he was dying.

She smiled at the memory and let it fade before the pain of his loss could come sneaking in. So she was sick. She could handle it.

Jester stood at the front of the wagon and watched the ground move as she prepared to do something phenomenally stupid. Swallowing her fear, she jumped over the side of the wagon. She managed to land on her feet, but the momentum caused her to stumble and fall.

"Aw, man," she complained loudly, mostly so the others would know she wasn't badly hurt.

"Please don't do that again!" Fjord said from his spot at the front of the wagon. "At least, not without warning me first."

"Sorry!" Jester looked at the dust on her palms. Satisfied that she wasn't bleeding, she wiped them off on her dress.

"Here." Yasha's imposing silhouette blocked out the sun. She extended a hand to Jester and helped her to her feet.

"Thanks, Yasha!" Jester fell into step beside her. "I don't know what I thought was going to happen, but I was hoping it would be cooler than that."

Yasha laughed, but her gaze seemed far away. "Maybe Beau can teach you some tricks."

"Sounds fun!" Beau shouted from the far side of the wagon.

Jester shouted back and soon she and Beau were having a loud conversation about the proper form and practical applications of a forward roll.

She got so wrapped up in it that she didn't even notice when Yasha disappeared from her periphery. It was only when Caleb politely asked them to stop shouting (followed by a less polite request from Nott) that Jester looked around and realized that Yasha had fallen behind.

She was trailing several feet behind the wagon, her feet dragging in the dust and her head lowered.

Jester jogged back to her. "Hey, Yasha! Are you okay?"

Yasha's eyes were hazy, unfocused. She looked at Jester helplessly. "I'll be okay."

"What's wrong?" The wagon was pulling farther away from them but Jester paid it no mind. "Your face is all red. Are you sick?" She stood on her tiptoes and cupped a hand to Yasha's forehead. "Yasha!" she gasped, half-scandalized. "Did you know you have a fever?"

"I do?" Yasha slumped forward suddenly, like the realization had taken her strength away. "I don't get sick."

"Everybody gets sick," Jester said. She smoothed a few errant locks of hair out of Yasha's face. "Oh, poor Yasha."

"I really don't," Yasha said, her brow knit in confusion. "Not like this."

"You've really never had a fever before?"

Yasha shook her head.

"That's okay, I'll look after you!" Jester said. Then her head snapped up. "Oh. Shit." She screwed up her face in concentration. "Hey, Fjord! Stop the wagon for a second! Me and Yasha got behind. We're fine though, don't worry. We'll be right there. How many words was that?"

"I wasn't counting."

"Yeah, me either." Jester shrugged. "Well, they stopped. Can you walk? 'Cause I bet I can totally carry you."

"I can walk."

The others were waiting for them expectantly, varying degrees of concern on their faces.

"We're fine!" Jester said, making shooing gestures. "We're just going to ride in the back for a bit. Okay?" This last word was directed at Caleb and Nott, who had been riding nestled amongst their supplies.

"Ja, that's fine." Caleb shrugged and invited Nott to scurry up onto his shoulders.

"Okay, come on, Yasha." Jester helped her climb into the back. The she popped her head out from behind the cover. "Okay, stop staring already! We're fine. Let's go."

"O-kay?" Fjord started to walk back around to the front. "Beau, want to ride with me for a bit?"

"Sure." Beau kept casting curious looks at Jester, but she went with Fjord. The wagon started to move again and Jester turned back to face Yasha.

"Okay, I'll get you all taken care of, I promise."

"Thanks," Yasha said, looking a touch awkward. "I'm not really sure what to do."

"Well for starters," Jester dug through their supplies and pulled out her bedroll, then Yasha's. "I'm going to make you the comfiest little nest ever." She arranged the blankets and pillows to her liking and motioned for Yasha to lie down. "Umm, let's see. Are you hot? Your face is really red."

"Yes," Yasha said immediately. Her skin felt overheated and irritated. Even the texture of the blankets was almost painful on her bare arms.

"Okay, hang on." Jester started to go through her pockets, eventually producing a small scrap of cloth.

Yasha watched as Jester carefully poured some water over it. "What's that for?"

"It's going to go on your forehead," Jester explained. "Like this." She leaned over and carefully draped the wet cloth over Yasha's brow. "Lie back or it will fall off."

"Oh," Yasha said as immediate, blissful relief washed over her.

"I wish I had another one for the back of your neck," Jester said thoughtfully. "Maybe Caleb has a handkerchief in one of his 600 pockets."

"Jester," Yasha took her hand. "This is. Wonderful. Thank you." No one, not even Molly, not even Zuala, had taken care of her like this. It was almost overwhelming. "Really, thank you."

"It's nothing," Jester said, not looking Yasha in the eye. A deep purple brush was beginning to creep up her neck. "Um, anyway, do you want to sleep now?"

"I don't know." Yasha stretched as much as she could in the confines of the cart. "I'm tired, but not that kind of tired."

"How about I tell you a story? I can tell you all about Princess Fancybottom, the most beautiful, well-endowed princess in the whole world."

Yasha smiled. "That would be nice, Jester. You can-- You can lie down next to me if you want."

"Okay." Jester nodded, satisfied. "Close your eyes so you can really picture the story, okay?"

"That's a good idea, actually. I'm probably way colder than you are." Jester scooted in next to Yasha, settling in so their arms touched. "Ooh, you are warm. Let me know if you start to feel worse, okay?"

"I will."

Yasha closed her eyes. Jester began her tale of Princess Fancybottom as the cart rolled along the simple dirt path.

Yasha knew that the world was full of dangers and discomforts that she would eventually have to face, but in this moment, all she felt was safe.

[duckmumbo]

xisuma for the character ask?

First impression - I didn’t really know much about him at first, I really just looked at him and went “oh he has a nice voice and I like his skin” and moved on lol

Impression now - listen as much as I love how he’s written in some fics, mans is the same amount of chaotic as the rest of the server and I respect him for that. Really gotta start watching his videos tbh

Favorite moment - I don’t really watch him much so I don’t have much to choose from, but I did pop into one of his streams once and he was jokingly answering something someone said in chat about if season 9 would also end with the world ending and he was like “oh yeah chat you got me, this season will end with the sun crashing into the world! Oh man can’t believe I leaked that!” so I’m gonna have to go with that because it really made me laugh

Idea for a story - ok bear with me because this idea has literally just entered my brain I do not know if it is good or not ok ok so. After Xisuma says the joke about the season ending with the sun crashing, he starts to notice some weird things going on. The day is lasting a bit longer than it should, it’s a bit hotter than normal, the snow on the mountains is beginning to melt. The universe heard him, and decided to see what he’d do. Honestly this could either be incredibly angsty with him like super scrambling to see if he could fix it and maybe even dealing with the residual trauma from season 8 and how he never acknowledged the moon getting big until it was too late but that’s ok because hes noticing now, he can fix everything right? Or it could be a little comedic with him just like staring at everything and being like why me. Idk is this even a good idea someone peer review pls it’s 1am

Unpopular opinion - more xisuma in scar and Grian’s vids ok I just remembered in scar’s ep 1 with the whole “mattress store master door” thing he just silently walks up crafts a door and places it down and says “master door?” that was so funny I want more of him oh wait shoot this isn’t an unpopular opinion uhhhh I think he should just change his skin every episode and never acknowledge it like just cycle through them all it would be very funny please

Favorite relationship - am I basic if I say Keralis. I think I have to say Keralis

Favorite headcanon - I like the void walker ones, and the one where he has like purple freckles on his face those are really cool

[duckmumbo]

etho for the ask game pls?

Of course!

First impression - I think the first I saw of him was Shade-E-Es (sp?) and honestly I was very impressed by his commitment to the bit, I aspire to be like him

Impression now - he makes so many good noises. He is still incredibly committed to the bit. If I watch more of his videos he will quickly become my number two blorbo I think. I need to watch more of his videos

Favorite moment - not a moment but he was so good in last life I didn’t watch his pov but the wither fight???? Amazing. He did that.

Idea for a story - I want more iskall and etho roommate in my life. Modern au where they’re college students or like ex assassins or whatever. Fantasy au where they’re village outcasts but together. More season 8 fics with them. I just need more of them in my life ok.

Unpopular opinion - I don’t think I really have any unpopular opinions about him tbh.

Favorite relationship - I think legally I have to say Iskall. But also team Canada my beloved

Favorite headcanon - cryptid etho my beloved. He’s human but slightly to the left so everyone thinks he’s not human. He’s just laughing at it all