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grimvestige · 3 days ago
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I wanted to do a bit of a dramatic reinterpretation of one of my favorite moments in Dungeon Meshi s1 <3
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neverendingford · 1 year ago
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#tag talk#told my brother about how I trimmed my sublingual frenulum and he explained to me how apparently I'm a 12 on the weird scale#he was like “at least it wasn't the dick one” and I had to tell him that yeah I already got that one like.. two years ago.#I think I'm now a 13 on the weird scale in his eyes#idk. it's always an isolating experience to meet people who are like “yeah I'm so weird I'm a freak!” and then I start talking and they just#the slow horror creeps across their face and suddenly I'm the freak again.#and here's the thing. yeah it's mixed up in mental instability but it's rooted in a genuine view that my body is just an object#I feel better than I've ever felt and I've been thinking about how I don't like that part of my body. so I changed it. simple as that.#it's not self harm it's self actualization. I'm creating something.#this is my gripe with mental health professionals. they view it as pathology. view it as a problem.#was me piercing my ears an act of self harm? I would say no. but deliberately sticking a needle into your body could be extrapolated as such#idk. just because I'm not like everyone else doesn't make me a freak. doesn't make me bad. doesn't make me abhorrent.#I like the fact that I'm becoming more confident in my weirdness. owning it. if anyone doesn't like it they can leave. I am who I am.#I still want some sort of wing design across my back and shoulder blades but I think I'll actually have to get that done professionally.#some day. not soon for sure. but eventually#my back is relatively bare compared to my front since my arm reach is limited so you know.#but like. a dragon wing design kinda like the red dragon Hannibal-style#wouldn't that absolutely fuck severely?#I think it would#I don't want more far out body mods like split tongue or piercings on less practical body parts#though actually ngl after bottom surgery I would actually totally get some sort of labial piercing maybe.#that would actually be sick as hell I think.#zero desire to pierce my dick cause I don't want it at all so the less attention it gets the better#anyway. done rambling for now.
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umbracirrus · 2 months ago
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WIP Wednesday-!! 💛
Hello, yes, it is Wednesday already, and quite unbelievably, I have done some writing in spite of Dragon Age leeching almost all of my spare time (you all almost got a drawing of my Rook for this, buuuut. Well. I haven't started it.)
Tagged by @hircines-hunter , tagging @skyrim-forever @thequeenofthewinter and anyone wanting to share a WIP :3 I've definitely forgotten some names here because I'll usually try to tag people who have recently tagged me but The Boopening happened and my notifications are messed up at a certain point as a result....
I hope everyone is doing okay. Lots of hugs from me.
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“Why do they always seem to hole themselves up here?” Lydia sighed as she and Elyse stood at the split in the road leading towards the crumbling fort. She brought her hand up to her head and brushed some loose strands of hair from her face, before reaching up to behind her head and tying it up to keep it out of the way. “Added some not-so tasteful decor too...”
Elyse pursed her lips together as she glanced at the cages which hung from flimsy looking beams just outside the entrance. There was no sign of life in any of them, but the bodies within looked to have been living and breathing mere hours ago. She had grown used to experiencing death in her time in Skyrim, but unease still settled within the very depths of her being. There was no dignity in being killed and used to send a message.
“With luck... This will be the last time we clear this place out. I think that Balgruuf has plans to try and garrison Fort Greymoor with guards, with the repairs to the Western Watchtower still being a long way from completion.”
Lydia glanced at Elyse, and gave her a playful nudge with her elbow. “Getting all of the insider information, living with the Jarl, hm?”
Rolling her eyes, Elyse shook her head. “No. It’s because I’m-“
“Well well... What’s goin’ on here? A pair of lovely ladies stopping for a rest? Looking for somewhere to put your feet up?”
Elyse tutted quietly as she was cut off by a bandit who was slowly trudging out of the fort, a bottle of half-drank ale in his hands. Just as he did that though, another bandit emerged atop the walls of the fort, adorned in what was most definitely some of the stolen goods from the missing merchants and travellers. They looked exasperated and red in the face.
“What’re you doing, you idiot?! They’re not travellers, they’re mercenaries! Armed to the fucking teeth! Don’t fuck with them!”
The two women exchanged a quick glance, before Elyse took a deep breath. And after that came a shout. Not one strong enough to kill the drunken fool who had ignored his allies yelling at him to stop what he was doing, but enough to make him collide with the fort’s stone walls and crumple down into a heap on the ground. As that happened, the bottle of ale shattered, and a dagger which had been concealed in his other hand slipped from his grasp.
“Shit! It’s the fucking Dragonborn! Everyone grab a weapon and kill that bitch!”
Lydia gave her a side-eye as she raised an eyebrow and pulled out her bow and an arrow, ready to start picking off the bandits that were emerging atop the walls. “I was expecting you to conjure your swords or your wolf, not shout at him.”
“He was armed. I wasn’t going to let him get close enough to try and attack us, but we needed to bait the rest of his allies out...” She then drew upon her magicka, and summoned her swords. “Let’s handle some bandits then. Just like old times?”
The housecarl chuckled and nodded. “Yeah.”
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chaos-in-the-making · 1 year ago
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I'll tag spoilers this time bc i want to be specific. Moments from the first 2 episodes that made me scream:
THE FUCKING FIGHT WITH THE FADES. MORAINE BEING AN ABSOLUTE BOSS. LIKE WTF SHE PROVES OVER AND OVER THAT LAN IS THERE BY CHOICE NOT JUST NECESSITY. but also Lan is a crucial part of her success and safety and he's the goodest boy.
the scene in the village with Perrin. The flies at the table??? Omg that SCENE is iconic from the book. And I love how Perrin's powers are starting to manifest. During the book I thought it was just seen by Rand bc he was the Dragon, but the show is making Perrin's powers sort of manifest like he's already half way in the Dream World. More on that later.
AND THEY ACTUALLY SHOWED THE FUCKING FADE NAILED TO THE DOOR. OH GOD THAT WAS HORRIFYINGLY ACCURATE. PADAN FUCKING FAIN DID THAT. YIKES.
Mat and Min sharing cells next to each other? AGH AWESOME. It was good.
Liandrin trying to break Nynaeve's block. They pretty much changed that moment from The Amyrlin to Liandrin, but I'm not mad about it. Nynaeve is Boss.
things I went huh??:
Selene being there already. No, I won't reveal who she is, but the fact that she and Rand are actually being intimate makes me go Ew. Cuz he NEVER touched her in the books, which made her jealousy all the more funnier bc he keeps fucking other women and she's like "you're mine" despite all the evidence otherwise. So eh. I'm not on board with that change. ALSO HES SUPPOSED TO LOSE HIS VIRGINITY WITH SOMEONE ELSE. IM A LITTLE MAD ABOUT IT.
Liandrin being humanized. I get it, the whole point is that everyone has reasons for what they do, and giving Nynaeve a reason to trust her is there, but it still makes me not like it. I can't say more without giving away spoilers, so I'll leave it at that for now.
So Loial just showing up after being stabbed in the last season made me go HUH??? WASNT HE STABBED?? Yeah that was given no explanation. OH I REMEMBER, WASNT HE STABBED WITH THE RED DAGGER?? thats why I thought he had died! NO ONE SURVIVES BEING STABBED BY THE SHADAR LOGOTH DAGGER. So yeah, I am a confused.
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radiocmyk · 1 year ago
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Personal alterhuman things I want to get to the bottom of in 2024 + 2023 retrospective
1․ The thing I talked about here. TL;DR I have recurring shifts/strong feelings toward certain things -- fishlike dragons, movie monsters like kaijus, embolomeres, deep sea sharks, and "whiskered" fish like catfish -- that make me almost question them but more so nearly feel like they might all be connected to one kintype and are just separately reminiscent; something dragonlike, amphibious, from the ocean.
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(Dragon artist here.)
2. Something very similar with a different set of species. It feels like these are connected. I don't have shifts of these species, yet they feel more like some of the animals from my ⎇ tag. Very definitely not me, but so strongly reminiscent of something that is me that I have felt tempted to question them just to work out my feeling surrounding them.
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I also wonder if it's at all related to my stronger-than-usual feelings surrounding a recurring fictionflicker, the Knight/Shade Lord.
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3. This... like, is it otherhearted? A hearthome? Could I be conceptkin? Or am I some kind of being or entity that is related to fall but not Literally Fall Itself?
4. And on that note, this too. I know I am an alien who is literally kind of a star, but it's kind of a thing where like, if I was the kind of person inclined toward a homebrew religious practice, I'd worship the stars. It feels alterhuman in nature to me. Or maybe even spiritual. Kind of space in general if I'm being honest. And time.
5. What is going on with the computer program kintype. The fuck
6. Could any of these possibly be related to each other. Could it be possible that the answer to, say, #2 is the same answer as #3 or 4. Or the same answer as to a question I already mistakenly think I know the answer to... like Link, or my alien kintype or my being a ghost
7. Figure out how to explain to everyone that I'm actually... not ghostkin.
8. I am still not 100% sure whether I'm a cinereous vulture or not. I'm leaning toward yes but I'd like to nail that down as a definite.
All that being said, I'm proud of how much progress I made on understanding my own identity in 2023. Since January I have:
1․ The big one -- I stopped trying to whittle my therianthropy down to just a socially acceptable 2-5 species. I accepted I am polytherian and that gave me so much space to breathe, and to question in existential freedom rather than a cramped box.
2. Determined that I am not a common pillbug. I am a sea slater! Armadillidium vulgare → Ligia exotica. This feels so much more right and I'm excited and happy to have that.
3. Determined that I am not a Harris's hawk. I am a red-tailed hawk. Parabuteo uncinctus → Buteo jamaicensis kriderii. Yeah I made a whole thing about this when it happened... I pretty much just came out as basic.
4. Right at the end of the year (like a week ago lol) I learned about Megapterygius and everything clicked. Mosasaurus lemonnieri → Megapterygius wakayamaensis.
5. So I never actually announced this -- I think I just started posting as if I had before realizing I hadn't -- but I figured out what opossum species I actually am (it's one I had confirmed before but chickened out of in favor of a "cooler" species smh). Didelphis virginiana → Caluromysiops irrupta.
6. Determined that I'm a Musteloidea cladotherian, but I'm not a skunk. It's taxonomically complicated.
7. I confirmed two hearthomes this year. O'Neill cylinders, and the Pleistocene. I had already known about the one (the ocean), but I was restricted by what I had assumed the definition of hearthome was. It's a relatively new label. The discussion hasn't kicked off yet.
8. Determined I'm not just a ghost, but specifically an ibbur. This isn't a big long post explaining this, it's literally just a post saying "I'm an ibbur." I'll explain that bridge when I come to it.
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grubus · 1 year ago
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Tagged by @anticiajk in the ‘9 people you’d like to get to know better’ game. <3 I'll put it under read more!
1. Top 3 ships: (this is gonna be a rough one! so many! I'll just say the first ones that come to mind I guess)
1.) BingQiu & QiJiu (The Scum Villain's Self Saving System. I say both here because I can)
2.) JohnArthur (Malevolent)
3.) Chip/Gillion (JRWI Riptide Podcast) and Warren/Gordon (The Red Valley) are currently competing for my attention
But I've so many more ships in other fandoms! so yeah!! And many more in these fandom listed as well. I think Arthur is catnip for all eldritch beings and he deserves many awful boyfriends. And Warren/Bryony is an evil awful thing but oh the fucked upness of it <3
2. First ship: I can't remember the exact first ship, but the one I was most certainly the MOST passionate about at an early age was Sesshomaru/Kagome from Inuyasha. And Sasuke/Naruto.
3. Last song: "Catharsis" by Aliceband, though "Sex With a Ghost" by Teddy Hyde just came on after.
4. Last movie: the one I last saw at the cinema was "Dungeons and Dragons" but other than that I can't remember. Critical role campaign 3?? Episodes are 4 hours long.
5. Currently reading: Incredibly slowly working my way through The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation (MDZS). I'm on the last book though! at last! It's not bad, I'm just distracted by writing svsss fic.
6. Currently watching: does the Secret Life minecraft series count??? If not, Critical Role. I lean more towards podcasts. Currently switching between JRWI Riptide and Red Valley.
7. Currently consuming: fried rice that I made a little too spicy. oops.
8. Currently craving: energy! My fever is gone but I want energy too pls! Otherwise, a soda. I always crave soda.
I tag anyone who wants to do this, no pressure <3
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fakeosirian · 2 years ago
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tagged by @gender444 hiiiiiiii thank u :D
currently reading: not in the middle of anything right this moment (im usually not i read books all at once pretty much lol) but the last thing i read was either medea or twelfth night can't remember and the next thing is going to be one of the Multiple books i bought 3 months ago on a trip that i still havent gotten around to (so either litcrit about medieval lit, litcrit on race in crime fiction, or uh. gideon the ninth. LMAO) i tend to prefer nonfiction esp since most of it is nonfiction. about fiction. so i use the works referenced as a reading list LOL
favorite color: TOO HARD TO CHOOSE i like color schemes more than individual colors tbh. big fan of dark red, forest green, and turquoise (with a dark brown as the neutral to balance it out mmm) so ill just say that so i dont spend 4 hours looking at swatches LOL
last song i listened to: idea/intent - the beths
last movie i watched: dungeons and dragons over a month ago (for someone who went to film school i Do Not watch movies very often. LMAO) despite watching it in an EXTREMELY TOO LOUD THEATER after taking an edible after a 2 month break (aka i was like O_O the entire fucking time), i had a Very good time. it's a peak 7/10 film. like ok it's not a 10/10 but it doesn't need to be and frankly shouldn't be. the platonic ideal of "they did absolutely everything they needed to do with this and not a sliver more" if that makes sense. also it's made for the chris pine girlies of 2013 (aka me) so im contractually obligated to enjoy it
sweet vs spicy vs savory: yeah kinda silly question agree lmfao savory i guess?? i like sweets but my tolerance for them is soooooo low/i get nauseous easily (the only exception to that is ice cream) + i like spicy stuff but i have to be in the mood for it too. i'll literally never be unhappy with something savory so.
currently working on: arguably like 4 different things because i'm still learning how best to manage my time without punishing myself lmfao the last thing i Literally Worked On was a scene for a far future chapter of foyf because i had an idea for how i wanted it to play out/i've had a lot of luck figuring out plot details by putting like. keyframes down basically. and filling in the middle bits. otherwise its that + Basically A Self-Guided Graduate Thesis (my house of anubis video essay series that's already unspeakably long and i haven't even taken notes on s3 yet.) + career-related writing portfolio bc im getting some ✨rejections✨ + director's cut of my capstone film from a couple years ago because she is. rough :) i'm very good at deciding to do something for Enjoyment and then stressing myself out for NO reason :)
tagging: @4th-and-roebling @lovelyamneris @soupforsoup @redvawx @windowsdestruction and anybody else that wants to do it :DD
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shankss-magnificent-ass · 3 years ago
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I posted 2,754 times in 2021
210 posts created (8%)
2544 posts reblogged (92%)
For every post I created, I reblogged 12.1 posts.
I added 1,136 tags in 2021
#tma original - 171 posts
#from the depths of the dragon's hoard - 167 posts
#one piece - 114 posts
#akagami no shanks - 104 posts
#one piece x reader - 102 posts
#shanks - 101 posts
#one piece imagine - 98 posts
#akagami no shanks x reader - 97 posts
#shanks x reader - 94 posts
#akagami no shanks imagine - 88 posts
Longest Tag: 66 characters
#how dar you tumblr artist making me attracted to a cat gremlin man
My Top Posts in 2021
#5
Imagine starting a party tradition for the whitebeard pirates
On an uninhabited tropical island
Ace: *having a good time with his friends*
You: *sits near by and starts carving into a pineapple with a knife*
Ace: what are are you doing?
You: don't look you'll ruin the joke, give me a minute
Ace: okay then *goes back to chatting with one of his crew mates*
Ten minutes later
You: *imitating marco's voice* hey Ace, who am I-yoi? *Holds the pineapple carved in the likeness of Marco the phoenix in front of your face*
Ace: *chokes on his drink* holy shit (y/n)
You: watch your profanity yoi
Ace: *leans too far back in his chair as he laughs and falls*
You: *still holding the pineapple up, you lean over him* what is the matter Ace-yoi?
Ace: *still laughing* please stop! It hurts *holds his stomach to try and ease the pain*
You: do you need a doctor yoi?*tilts your head and the pineapple to the side*
Ace: *laughing but now in tears* I'm gonna kill you, please stop!
Marco: (y/n) what are you doing to Ace?
You: *not breaking character or lowering the pineapple you look at Marco* I think something is wrong with Ace yoi.
Thatch: *starts laughing* (y/n) you evil genius.
Marco: I don't sound like that
You: *turns to whitebeard* what do you think, pops yoi?
Whitebeard: *turns his head and snorts*
Marco: ha ha have you had your fun (y/n)?
You: *lowers the pineapple* yes
Marco: are you done?
You: yes *goes and carves the marco pineapple into a drink cup, fill it with juice, put a straw in it, and you give it to Ace*
Ace: *tears still running down his face* oh thanks, what I always wanted, a fruit Marco.
Thatch: can I have a fruit Marco, too?
You: sure *ends up carving everyone a marco fruit*
Next party
Whitebeard: (y/n) I'd like a marco pineapple again
You: on it pops *pops open your switch blade*
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381 notes • Posted 2021-05-03 19:01:20 GMT
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Imagine Shanks deciding to let you join the crew after realizing you are quite funny
Massive Sea king: *raises itself out of the water and stares down at the red force
Shanks and Benn: *stunned silent*
You: oh what fresh fuckery is this
Shanks: *thinks that's the greatest thing he's heard all week and fully intends to incorporate it in his vernacular*
On the Moby dick with Shanks and, whitebeard and his crew.
Whitebeard and Shanks: *exchanging information and small talk over a cup of sake*
Teach: *talking shit about Shanks under his breath with his crew mates, but loud enough for everyone to hear* I bet his dick is a different shade that the rest of his skin.
Shanks and whitebeard: *hear him but elect to ignore it*
You: *overhears and loudly retorts* yeah, it's every shade of your mother's lipstick.
Shanks: *chokes on his drink* (y/n)!
Whitebeard: *has the sake come out his nose* garahrahrahrah you picked a feisty one
Shanks: I haven't decided on whether or not they can stay yet
Whitebeard: oh sure, if you don't want em I'll take em. They're perfect for keeping my boys on their toes.
Shanks: I didn't say I was willing to let them go.
Whitebeard: garahrahrahrah, I suppose that's fair.
sabaody archipelago at Shakky's bar
Some random lady: *whining about her husband*
You: *annoyed with her* will you shut the fuck up?
Some random lady: you obviously don't have a husband
You: yeah, that's why I'm gonna fuck your's now instead.
Benn: *looks over at Shanks* can we please keep them?
Shanks: *sighs* yeah
Benn: congratulations (y/n), you're officially a member of the red haired pirates
You: fuck yeah!
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384 notes • Posted 2021-06-14 19:02:21 GMT
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Imagine learning Karl is very weak to signs of affection part 1
Karl: *has been working on some designs for hours*
You: *enters the room* Karl
Karl: I'm busy
You: I know darling, you skipped lunch so I thought I'd bring you some snacks and something to drink. *Puts a tray of food and a mason jar of water with a lid and a napkin*
Karl: why the mason jar?
You: it's the only container we have with a lid, I wanted to make sure your drink was in a container with a lid so it didn't spill and ruin your designs. *Puts your hands on his shoulder* please make sure to take a break and you stretch so you don't hurt yourself.
Karl: *blushing* alright.
You: dinner is at five thirty, see you then. *Gives him a kiss on his temple and leaves*
Karl: *pulls the brim of his hat over his face* they'll be the death of me.
That night
Karl: *returns to work after dinner*
You: *notices the factory has gotten pretty cold so you throw a blanket in the dryer and starts making hot cocoa*
Ten minutes later
You: *drapes the warm blanket around Karl's shoulders and puts a cup of cocoa next to him before leaving the room*
Karl: *didn't notice how cold he had gotten so he pulls the blankets tighter around himself* I've worked long enough *gets up and goes to the rooms you've made into living quarters to find you cleaning the kitchen and he stands behind you just watching you*
You: *turns around and jumps when you see him* sweet heart you scared me. Can I get you something?
Karl: I'm calling it a night, why don't you join me?
You: sure, give me a minute to wash my hands.
Karl: *flops down on the couch with his hot cocoa*
You: *wipes your hands* can I sit in your lap this time?
Karl: what?
You: can I sit in your lap to share the blanket?
Karl: *his voice cracks* sure *adjusts himself on the couch so you both can put you feet up*
You: *slides into his lap and takes ahold of one of his hands, pulls it into your lap, and begins to gentle massage lotion into it*
Karl: what are you doing?
You: you work with your hands all day, let me take care of them for you. Plus I like the way they feel in my hands. *Gives his knuckles a kiss*
Karl: *having an internal error 404*
You: Karl?... Karl, hey! ... Karl you still in there?....*straddles his lap and cups his chin in your hands to tilt his head back to get a closer look to see if he has a concussion*
Karl: I'm fine!!
You: oh that's a relief, I was worried there for a minute.
Karl: * grumbles* you worry too much
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459 notes • Posted 2021-06-05 19:00:55 GMT
#2
Imagine Karl learning you speak German the hard way
Author's note: I took German in highschool and college so I'm rusty at German so I had to look up a few things. If they're not correct, sorry, send me the proper thing and I'll fix it.
Part 2
Edit: everything has been fixed, anything that's not right has most likely been left on purpose. Thank you for the fixes @sweetwizardheart
The first week of knowing Karl
Karl: I asked for the fucking Phillips head not the flat head! *Throws the screw driver across the room*
You: *yelps in surprise*
Karl: *grumbles* Du bist für nichts zu gebrauchen (you are useless)
You: I'm sorry, I'm still learning please be patient with me. *Gets the proper screw driver and puts the one he threw back in it's original spot*
A month later
You: I made sandwiches for lunch! *hands him his plate*
Karl: *takes a big bite* es ist lecker, mein Schatz (it's delicious, my treasure)
You: *stares at him for a second*
Karl: it's alright
You: oh wonderful
Three months later
You and Karl: *on the couch in front of a flaming trash can, cuddling for warmth*
Karl: *his arm around you, and his hand running up and down your arm* (y/n)
You: *looks up at him* yes?
Karl: ich liebe dich, Schöne (I love you, beautiful)
You: *genuinely surprised* what?
Karl: it's nothing forget I said anything
Six month later
You: *infinitely more comfortable with Karl* I take it you'll need the eight millimeter wrench?
Karl: *on a rolling board under a machine* no, the ten millimeter
You: *hands him the wrench but drops it*
Karl: Arschgeige! (Literally means ass violin, but it's a rude outdated way of saying someone is an asshole)
You: *slams your foot down on the rolling creeper, right between his thighs, his testicles practically on your toes, and you pull him out from under the machine* Pass auf, Junge. (Means "watch out, boy" but in this case it's used as a warning)
Karl: Du kannst Deutsch! (You can speak German)
You: die ganze zeit (the entire time) *pushes him back under the machine and leaves*
Karl: *scrambling to get out from under the machine* wait! Warte! Liebling komm zurück! (Wait, darling, come back!)
You: *already in the elevator*
Duke: *hears Karl running after you and is absolutely delighted by the drama* oh my, what's going on?
You: Karl's a dick *exits the elevator on the top floor*
Karl: *floats up on a gear* where is (y/n)?
Duke: what did you do, I don't think I've ever seen them this mad before
Karl: I've been speaking my mind out loud in German, and it turns out they speak it as well.
Duke: I can sell you a box of chocolates and a bottle of champagne for three thousand lei
Karl: *sighs and reaches for his wallet* make it three bottles, and do you have any condoms
Duke: getting a little a head of yourself, don't you think?
Karl: do you have em or not?
Duke: yes *gives him the goods* good luck Lord Heisenberg. It's best to just apologize for whatever you did
Karl: yeah yeah, thank you.
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469 notes • Posted 2021-06-25 19:02:50 GMT
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Imagine the nickname the red haired pirates gave you making its way onto your wanted poster
Shank: welcome to the crew princess *ruffles your hair*
You: that's not my name
Shanks: too bad *sticks his tongue out at you*
During a fight
You: *is cornered by several marines*
Benn: hang on princess, I'm coming! *comes to your rescue* four men against one woman! You boys ought to be ashamed of yourself!
When you receive your first wanted poster
You: no! No!
Shanks: what's wrong
You: this is your fault
Shanks: what I do?
You: this! *Holds up your poster for him to see*
Shanks: *snorts* oh my god
You: shut up!
Benn: *just woke up from a nap* what's going on?
Shanks: our little princess got their first wanted poster?
Benn: oh, really what's your bounty?
Shanks: six hundred million berries
Benn: damn princess, for a first time bounty that's up there.
Shanks: but wait it gets better, get a load of this *holds the poster up for him to see*
Benn: *bursts out laughing* can we frame that?
Shanks: you bet your sweet bippy we will.
In a fight against the marines
Smoker: so you must be princess of the red haired pirates
You: *furious* that's not my name! It's a nickname they call me!
Smoker: excuse me?
You: my name isn't princess, if I tell you my name can you get the damn poster fixed? My captain and crew have been giving me hell about it.
Smoker: I can do that
A week later
You: *receives a new poster with your preferred name on it, goes to shanks and slaps it on the table in front of him* read it and weep
Shanks: *looks at the poster* no! They changed it!
You: Smoker kept his word, I stand by my opinion that he's one of the only reliable Marines.
Shanks: I'll get it changed back
A week later
Shanks: *had his meeting with the five elder celestial dragons*
You: *receives a new poster with the name princess on it again* Shanks! What did you do!
Shanks: I asked the five elders to change it back and not allow it to be changed again
You: why!
Shanks: because you're our princess
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480 notes • Posted 2021-06-27 19:02:26 GMT
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first-only · 3 years ago
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I've always been curious - what are your favorite ships?
under the cut bc its rambly and No One Cares about my old ass fandoms that were seasonal for most people but stuck with me for some reason and also to maybe avoid showing up in searches/tags for the rare person looking for Content
i guess the most Hardcore ive ever shipped is mcreyes (yes, overwatch i know), they consumed me with a rage that pretty much burned me out of fandom (tho i still ship it, i just literally never found anyone that sees them the same way i do - non-fanon compliant it is for me). along with them i also have somva and widowana and of course shimadacest, its just the Polycule living in my head [i guess i should point out i broke up w canon after the like first year of development ie after the great retconning so i neither know nor care whats happening there, these characters are basically (schrodinger's) ocs at this point]
the other fandom i am Too invested in is, tragically, dragon age, which i still sorta indulge in some Canon for (i apologize for whats likely going to happen to this blog once the next game comes out lmao). My ships there are mostly OC/canon, as the games sorta lead into. Anora/Zevran/Cousland (and cousland/loghain, and cousland/fergus...); Carver/Hawke/Isabela (/qp!Anders) [well and just some good old hawke/anders really], and Dorian/Trevelyan/Blackwall (/qp!Vivienne) are my mains.
dragon age leads to mass effect, where i fell head over for shakarian which i will fight for to my last breath i do not give a fuck. and also ashlaw wich i literally had to invent a shipname for cuz nobody else cares about it lmao (ashley and miranda if anyone even knows the franchise here lol)
i think more obvious is my love for star wars, i ship just the entire pentacule in the prequels/clone wars - obi/ani/padme/ahsoka/sabine. han/leia/luke(/lando?) for the og trilogy and reylo and finn/rose/poe in the new one (tho thanks to fandom im much less invested in finnpoe)
ive been in like a few fandoms that were wild and strong but didnt last - red dead where i shipped john/arthur/abigail; detroit become human where hannor ate my brains. pathfinder and divinity original sin which literally did not have a fandom, but i will tell you i very much ship my mains with amiri/octavia/regongar (in kingmaker) and camellia/daeran (in wotr);. in divinity Lohse/Sebille and Fane/Ifan are the other polycule plaguing me. oh and pillars of eternity with devil of caroc/maneha/PC tho i eventually ended up pairing up aloth w my pc in deadfire
real talk tho, the most recent thing close to an Obsession is fucking league of legends (yes i know) where its swain/darius/draven; yasuo/yone/taliyah; kayn/zed; and some good old lucian/senna. i mean you've seen the TF/Graves art this shouldnt be a surprise lol
and yeah in Arcane its silco/jinx/vi/vander
But mostly lately ive been merrily making DnD OCs and playing Rimworld which allows for amazing characters so it's kinda OC season i guess
oh and as an end to this rant which everyone gave up on reading im sure - i'll leave you with the fact that what got me into real fandom communities was itasasu (/saku and/or karin sometimes) and wincest (/jack) has been a latent interest even tho spn has never been high on my interests list so do with that what you will lol
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insomniacs-keyboard · 3 months ago
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Oh shit lore drop let's gooo
Do you make your bed? Only when I freshly change my sheets or when I have company coming otherwise my cats prefer bunched up blankets to make forts LMAO
Fave Numbers? Number 7 baybee wahoo
Job: Manager of a coffee retail store ☕️ not a coffee shop leave us alone
Would you like to go back to school? Man I barely survived high school but maybe? I think now that I've got my ADHD a little more under control I might do better but I can't commit to anything
Can you parallel park? I cannot even drive
Do you believe in aliens? Hell yeah man, you ever seen space? Space aliens, space ghosts, space cats man I believe ✊️😔
Can you drive a manual car? No, and I don't want to. Too wonky makes me car sick when I'm in one
What's your guilty pleasure? Writing fanfics just for myself and a few close friends. It's either insanely hard-core porn or just like...angst. I have no in-between, do not expect my characters to be happy in a world if there is no sex involved I'm too traumatized for a happy story 🙄
Tattoos? Hell yeah man I have uhhhh eighteen of them 🥰 I need more desperately. Currently it's eleven water colour constellations up one arm, one single constellation on my collarbone with a bumble bee, a naked mushroom girl on my upper arm, an Arcane quote on my forearm, a Beatles lyric on my wrist, a bundle for my fave and my best friend's fave flowers on the opposite side of my forearm as the quote, a coffee cup with the steam making a moon on my ankle, and an Imagine Dragons album cover with an inside joke between me and my bestie on my calf. 🤧 maybe that's how I'll blow this paycheck tbh
Fave colour? Blue, and the combo red/black/white
Do you like puzzles? Yeah man, the more complicated the better ❤️
Phobias: idk if phobia is the right word it's not that extreme but I hate glass floors/metal grates that lead to nowhere I will not walk on them. Elevators suck bc I got stuck in one as a kid and it imprinted on me 😔 also heights be mad crazy I'm not so much scared of the distance but the urge to fucking nose dive LMFAO
Fave childhood sport? I got bad bones man I could barely walk as a kid I always had sprained ankles. I'd prefer to just sit down
Do you talk to yourself? Yeah, but half the time it's me saying dialogue for stories to see if the flow is right LMAO
No pressure tags: @fabulousreaper @sheetghosting @mildlydeadly @ramerlin @bieraser @thesunshinesafterthestorm
Thank you for the tags @ellis-peace 🥰❤️ love you
Lore Drop
oh my!!! thank you so much for the tag, @firelightinferno 💗
Do you make your bed? Nearly every day, yes. It helps me to get started into the day. When I'm sick or feel unwell though, no.
Favourite number? 10!
What's your job? Still a student for 2 more days, then I'll work in the public health sector! :D
If you could go back to school, would you? Highschool? No. University? At the moment, also no, but maybe I'll feel different about it in a couple of months/years.
Can you parallel park? Not well, no 😅
Do you think aliens are real? I absolutely think there are other forms of life in space! There is no way the universe is that big and we are the only living beings.
Can you drive a manual car? Yes! I am not the most confident driver, but technically I can drive. No automatic cars though.
What’s your guilty pleasure? I try to stick with what Tom Hiddleston once said: "The thing is, I never feel guilty about pleasures." We often feel so embarrassed for stuff that brings us joy - why?
Tattoos? 4 & wanting more 🤭
Favorite color? Pink & sage green <3
Do you like puzzles? Yes!
Any phobias? Oh, I am a very fearful person: crowds & public speaking, spiders, thunder & lightning, failure- I could go on. I do also really hate small and confined spaces, so claustrophobia.
Favorite childhood sport? Swimming! Only sport I stuck with & enjoy.
Do you talk to yourself? When I am by myself, yes. I do like little "vlogs" or comment on the recipes I am cooking or when I try out new products 🤭
No pressure tags: @moonliivee @sunstainedpages @kazbrekkersz @goretzkas @feyhunter78 @ellis-peace @thetempleofthemasaigoddess @evenstaredits 🥰
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lostonehero · 3 years ago
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Chat fic chat fic
Welcome galactic guy
Honorary member: anyone know who that is?
Miner<3: oh thats Cyrus, N
Honorary member: you mean the guy who nearly destroyed the world?
Galactic guy: I am serving my time working for the international police.
Miner<3 has sent pictures
Catman Devon: don't be rude nice wings though
Galactic guy: thanks?
Red: .....
Bluefluff : Red don't be rude I'm not climbing Mt Silver again to get you to be nice again.
Galactic guy: red as in the champion red?
Red:...... yes
Bluefluff: Roark you need to be better at explaining things.
Miner<3: I did explain.
Galactic guy: I only found out that his brother was Maxie when he was about to leave.
Red:....
Bluefluff:....dude come on
Punkrockunderground: you've changed my username again Roark.
Miner<3 : it wasn't me this time Maxie.
Punkrockunderground changed his name to Maxie
Maxie: doesn't matter I am related to Roark yes
Galactic guy: do hisingvthe wings and tail get easier?
Maxie:eventually hey @bluefin you awake water brat you said you heard where Archie is.
Bluefin: I mayhaps
Maxie: you're still a terrible liar
Bluefin: fuck
Roses gal: oh Roark wasn't wrong hello Cyrus, did you get the right binder at least I don't think any of the other dragon guys are up or they haven't evolved to have wings yet.
Galactic guy: the one Roark provided is sufficient
LadyRocket: huh at least I'm not the only former evil person here
Maxie : fuck you Ari
LadyRocket : oh Maxie you never counted, neither did N
Bigbadguzma: what's going on now?
Punkguy: a new person has entered
Bigbadguzma: I can see that also it's like 3am why are you awake
Punkguy: I just finished a concert why are you up we are in the same time zone
Bidbadguzma: I'm visiting Mitchel
Punkguy: oh yeah that's right ghost types don't really need sleep
The darling Kalos ghost : oh Cyrus you have to come by my gym I have the best guy for contacts that can help you.
Galactic guy : Fantina?
The darling Kalos ghost: correct little one oh and I can help with thoues horns too well make a day of it.
Galactic guy: I'm not letting you drag me to enter another contest.
The darling Kalos ghost: oh darn but comet loves them
Galactic guy : leave my pokemon out of this
Catguy Devon: oof don't drag his pokemon into it that isn't a fair fight
LadyRocket: and you Devon need to stop trying to get me to divorce my husband but that doesn't seem to be happening
Maxie: rip
Miner<3:rip
Bigbadguzma:rip
Punkguy:rip
Catguy Devon: fuck you guys, and never you don't need some normal to like you.
LadyRocket: stop talking shit about my husband
Catguy Devon: he's just a human you can do better
Maxie: dude she has a kid with him
Carguy Devon: I'll happily adopt him
Maxie: not the point I was making anyway Cyrus there is a tag for help with hiding your parts and another for clothing and another just for contacts just use the resources in them to get what you need
Galactic guy: thank you Maxie
Maxie: there is also a chat room with our parents if you wish to hear stories for alpha pokemon, not everyone has a name like our mother she chooses not to have name
Galactic guy : so do I just request a Pokémon to talk to.
LadyRocket: basically yeah some are quite bad with technology so be patient.
Galactic guy : noted will keep in mind
Married to electricity: does anyone want to see pictures of the triplets?
Rose gal : how is your wife doing
Married to electricity: she won't let me near our pups, but she is ok, I can take care of the gym without her
Rose gal: is she retired from battling?
Married to electricity: no she is taking a break she is obsessed with our pups so im soloing my gym without her
Galactic guy: your luxray is an alpha pokemon?
Married to electricity: she is she enjoys battling with me at the gym but she just had our pups so she is on the bench for now
Galactic guy: oh congratulations
Married to electricity: and I'm on a building ban until our pups can walk because she considers my machines a "hazard"
Galactic guy: my grandfather lives in Sunnyshore and he woukd agree with that
Married to electricity: you break the power grid twice and you're considered a hazard smh
Spirit of the desert :oh you must be the one my son was talking about
Catguy Devon: lady flygon welcome
Spirit of the desert: don't be so formal Devon welcome Cyrus right? Anyway all of us are happy to welcome you do you have scales fur or just flesh
Galactic guy: uh it's like armor and different color skin
Miner<3 : can confirm so I don't know if he sheds.
Galactic guy: shedding?
Several people are typing......
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ofieugogyshz · 5 years ago
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fic;; Relentless
uhhhhhh i don’t know what to say. this was inspired by that one post about being on your f/o’s lock screen or background. 
It’s clean, there’s no generic content warnings, I think, and um. It’s cute! It’s fun! I fixed the awkward spot that was giving me a lot of trouble by going “fuck it”. Except, not like that. there’s no attempts to give cutesy pokemon-alt names to real things so have fun with the unusual blending LOL
Not gonna bother putting this into main fandom tags anyways since I never bothered using names the entire time.
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“Hey babe?” I leaned back on the couch, hoping that my voice trailed down the hallway without being too loud.
“Yeah?” I could see the red tuft of my husband's hair poking out from his office.
“What's on your lockscreen? Or home screen. Or whatever they're called.”
Silence. Then, “Why do you ask?”
“Boredom. Friends and I are sharing each other's lock screens and I was curious.” In a devious, teasing voice I added, “I'll show you mine if you show me yours~~”
I heard a laugh from down the hall. The squeak of the wheels on his chair as he presumably parked it at his desk, before coming over to where I was sitting on the couch. He leaned over its edge, his arm behind my shoulder, and showed me his phone.
“Awww! It's a picture of us! Training all the babies~” It was a photo that one of our friends had taken of us, while we were trying to wrangle up all the recently hatched Pokemon that were in our care. It had been a struggle to get that generation to stay put, especially since there were more Dragon-type Pokemon left in our care than usual, but it had been a fun day for all of us.
“I thought it was cute.” He paused, before looking at me. “And you?”
I already had my phone out, and showed him the screen. “Ehehe~! It's not really anything as cute or romantic, but it is cute to me.” It was a promotional image of some of my favorite pop idols, splashing in the summer water. “I thought it was good for summer.”
“Isn't this what you used last year?”
“...no.” Yes. Yes it was.
He shook his head at me, chuckling.
“Yeah, well. Show me your other background.” I watched as he unlocked his phone, and showed me what was behind the lock screen.
Which was, to say, a mess. I was so distracted by the mess of apps that I couldn't even tell what the picture was supposed to be. I grabbed the phone from him, swiping through the screens, leaving him momentarily confused on why I had not commented yet on the background he had set.
“Honey, why does your phone....Why do you even have so many apps? Do you even use half of these? You're about as bad as anyone over fifty.... Have you seen how many of them have their phones this disorganized? Arceus.”
He rolled his eyes at me and took his phone back.
“I can find everything just fine,” he stated. “Besides, weren't you supposed to be looking at the background?”
“I couldn't see it under all those icons! You need to organize it!”
He gave me a sigh, tapping and swiping his phone until he pulled up a photo, showing it to me. It was a picture of us, him with his arm around me, kissing me on the cheek while I squirmed out of embarrassment. I felt my face heat up, looking away as though that would make the embarrassing photo go away.
“Oh my lord you set that as the background.” I looked back at him, as he had an almost smug look on his face. No doubt pleased that his original intent of flustering me was working now. “I cannot believe you set some MySpace-looking-ass photo for your background.”
“I feel like that's supposed to be another jab at my age. Besides, I happen to like this photo of us,” he said, trying to steer the conversation away from his (lack of) organization.
“Well your actual age is much younger than some other things about you...” I replied. “At least MySpace died young, and didn't become like Facebook, which is where all the old people hang out.” I tsked out loud at no one in particular. Just the association of Facebook with terrible families (namely the older generation), who got incredibly butthurt over posts made on there or being blocked by someone in the family (usually someone younger) was enough to annoy me. I vehemently was against having one.
He shook his head. I eyed the phone in his hands.
“Babe.”
“Hm?”
“Let me organize it.”
“Why?”
“Because it gives me anxiety just looking at it.”
“Well it's a good thing that it's my phone and not yours.”
“It gives me anxiety just knowing it's like that.” I held out my hand, opening and closing my palm like an expectant child. “Give it. You can thank me later.”
“There might not be any thanks later,” he said, getting up from where he leaned over the couch.
I put my phone down, trying to see if I could wrestle his from him. Maybe, carefully, but still playfully... He had a protector on his phone, didn't need to worry too much about being careful, but it really did bug me that he just. Worked like that, with all the apps all over. How does one even manage it? I put my knees on the couch, grabbing an arm and pulling him back towards me.
“Are you--”
I kissed him on the lips before he could say anything else, putting both of my hands around his neck, holding him there for a moment until I felt the tension slack in his body. And then I slowly, carefully, tenderly moved my hand down his arm, until I felt the phone, trying to tug it out of his grips. The kiss broke and he laughed, amused.
“I can't believe you just tried that one on me.”
“Yeah well my hand's on the phone now, so give it.”
He pressed his forehead against mine, trying to fluster me into letting go.  “You really want to organize it that badly?”
“I really want to get rid of that mess that is your home screen, yes.”
There was a long pause. Tense, like it was the start of a showdown, waiting for the other to make the first move; how would this turn out? I was starting to wonder if maybe I was crossing a line when he pulled away, but as he backed away, I saw the playful glint in his eyes. The kind that said, challenge accepted.
There was a sudden tugging from my arm; the match had begun. And I'd be hard pressed to let him win. He grinned at me and I grabbed at his shirt, using my weight as leverage to pull him over. I thought that maybe the surprise might have caused him to let go, but he held on tight, regaining his balance. Our tugging turned into a quick tussle on the couch, turning and pulling; near misses of intimacy barely avoided as one caught on to the ploy the other was attempting. Laughs and squeals (mostly mine) filled the room as we played around, trying to get one's grip to loosen from the phone for more than a few seconds. Just a few seconds. That was all either of us needed in order to win, for the phone to be considered forfeit.
“You're not--”
“Oh I so am--”
“Let--”
“No!”
Frustrated, I finally managed to wrestle the phone from him. With a victorious cry, I sat back normally on the couch, flashing my husband a grin. He rubbed the back of his neck, sighing at the loss.
“Fine, fine. You can organize my phone.”
I let out a happy squeal. “Awesome! Okay, so, you can find all of these apps in your apps drawer, so we only really need to put things that we need or actually use frequently or with any regularity on the home page.”
“I'm aware.”
“Then why didn't you do that?!”
Instead of answering right away, he moved closer to me, putting his arms around me. His head rested gently on my shoulder as he leaned against me. I relaxed, getting comfortable in his embrace. His voice was soft in my ear.
“I haven't really had the time.” I winced. Maybe I should have let it go... My reaction did not go unnoticed, and he kissed me on the cheek, as though reassuring me that it was nothing worth worrying over.
“It's fine. If it's with you, then I can make time for it.”
“Aww. You're so sweet.” I kissed him back. With renewed excitement, unlocked his phone. “Okay, so! Which ones of these do you need for work?”
There's a long, resigned exhale on my shoulder as he watches me slide between the screens. “A lot.”
“Okay, we're making a folder for the league, for sure.” I began to make a folder and started moving in some of the icons that I recognized. “I can guess at some of these, but which all do you need?” I pulled up the list of the apps, and slowly began to scroll through it.
“That one, and that... Oh, we use these messengers--”
“Why more than one?!”
“Honestly? I don't know.”
“Okay, fine. So we're putting these together. They're gonna be sitting next to each other in the folder, so you don't have to search for the right one.” All of the icons still had unread notifications on them, and it took all my self-control to not click on the apps just to be able to clear them. At least it didn't look like they had gone long without a read, if only one of them was double digits.... When we finally finished with all the apps he said he needed for his job as Champion, I opened up a new folder.
“Alright. Now what about the clan?” I honestly expected like, maybe one or two apps, if they had entered the modern age at all for communication. I knew that the clan was very traditional, but recently they had began implementing some new things, thanks to him and his cousin leading the changes. But that still didn't mean that they might have moved onto using or creating apps... “Anything to go in here?”
“You say that like they don't use smartphones.”
“Sooooo, Facebook.”
“....Yes.”
“Figures, seeing as it's an old person app,” I teased him.
“It's not-- You have friends that use facebook!”
“Yeah, and they're old people in their own ways, just like you.”
“You're relentless.”
“Yes! But isn't that why you married me?”
“One of the many reasons.”
“You'll have to remind me of the others sometime.” I turned my head to kiss him, leaning against him once more. He held me tight, a little bit grumbly on my shoulder over my jest at how old he seemed.
We spent awhile like that, making folders for the different responsibilities he had, for different sort of categories that the apps could fall under. I was still finding non-work related apps and placing them in their own overlapping categories when he spoke.
“You never did show me your background,” he said suddenly.
“Oh.” I stopped what I was doing, thumb hovering over an icon. My phone's background was a promotional image that he and the other regional champions were in. Naturally, I had centered it around him, zooming the photo in as much as it could without becoming ugly and pixellated. I wasn't sure how to describe it to him, always embarrassed when I was using something taken from his official League work, instead of a personal photo from our life. “It's nothing, really.”
“Oh?” He leaned against me now. I looked around quickly; my phone was on the other side of me. He pressed further. “I find that very hard to believe.”
I shoved my phone at him, still trying to organize his apps. “Here. You know how to unlock it. I'm busy.”
“You really should get a more secure lock screen...” He told me as he took my phone.
“And you should really keep your apps organized!” I retorted, tired of the reminder. I swiped through the multiple screens, double checking that I hadn't missed anything, that the folders all made sense, that he could hopefully easily find what he was looking for... “Here. It's done.”
“Is this--”
“Your phone, sir! Your phone is ready!” I thrusted the phone at him, trying to take mine back in the process. But it didn't work. His phone fell into his lap, while mine was held high in the air.
“You know, you have plenty of photos of me that you've taken yourself. Why this one?”
“'Cuz!” I said, looking away and pouting. I mumbled out an answer. “I liked how cool you looked in this one....”
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gamerfreddie · 5 years ago
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Tagged by @rockmarina (thank you💚💚)
1. Do you make your bed?
Only before I go to bed, I'm always either in a hurry or lazy so yeah🤣🤣
2. Favorite number?
5, 21 and 11 (my bday, my sis's bday, and our bmonth). Yes I know it's cheesy
3. What's your job?
I'm just a student but I'm waiting for Easter break to look for a part time job
4. If I could, would I go back to school?
NO! I've went through way too much to lose all that progress. Besides, technically I'm still in school, but I'm assuming that the question referes to school up to 9th year.
5. Can you parallel park?
I can't even drive 🤣🤣
6. A job people would be surprised I had
Ok so I'm too lazy to Google it, but y'all know those people who work on those meat shops where they have dead animals hanging in a cold room? Yeah, that. I'll literally throw up if I touch raw meat.
7. Do you think aliens are real?
How could you not? You'd need to be very narcissistic (that might not be the right word, but y'all get the point) to think we're the only being capable of sentient thoughts in the universe
8. Can you drive a standard car?
Again, I'm too young to drive
9. What's your guilty pleasure?
Ignoring texts. Sometimes I just don't feel like talking to people and I, well, ignore them. Even if it's about a school project or wtv. If I don't feel like partaking in human interaction, I won't.
10. Tattos
Nope. Big nope. Absolutely not. Needles? Permanent stuff? That's two (2) things I'm deathly afraid.
11. Favorite color?
I. Just. Just look at my blog. Now look at my keyboard.
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Need I say more?
12. Things that people do that drive you crazy.
Smoking.
Drinking.
Not stopping for a pedestrian thingy (y'all know).
Ignoring red lights.
Going through a roundabout incorrectly.
Making a mess out of shops (RETAIL WORKERS AREN'T YOUR FUCKING SLAVES. IF YOU DROPPED IT THEN FFS PICK IT UP).
Forcing their beliefs onto me (that one's for all the people who go "Thank God your surgery went alright". Don't, thank the surgeon. And don't pray for me, if your God isn't coming down here to stop corporate greed from killing the Earth then they won't hear your prayers.), and by that I mean Christians, everyone else is cool, since they don't do the things I said.
And the sniffing thing @rockmarina said.
13. Any phobias?
Heights
Water
Fire
Traveling at high speeds
Clowns
Baby dolls
Teletubbies (they're CREEPY okay)
14. Favorite childhood sport?
Baseball and baseball.
15. Do you talk to yourself?
In my mind? 24/7. Out loud? When I'm alone.
16. What movies do you adore?
Steven Universe: The Movie. That's it that's the answer.
17. Do you like doing puzzles?
I. LOVE. PUZZLES.
18. Favorite type of music?
My fav songs playlist goes from Sam Smith, to Queen and Imagine Dragon's, to Billie Eilish, to Steven Universe Movies, and back to Panic! at the Disco. I may have a thing for rock and pop, but that's not much of a factor.
19. Tea or Coffee?
Both. And hot chocolate.
20. The first thing you remember you wanted to be when you grew up?
Paleontologist. I have Dinosaur Train to thank for that.
I'm gonna tag @towncvae and that's it. Anyone else can join too, though.
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tags via @yaminerua :
#Yeah the tragedy of all those countless Rimmers chasing glory as Ace only to die and have to pass it on to another Rimmer to do the same #is soul crushing. Idk why it’s framed as something awe-inspiring
#is it because ‘oh wow all those Rimmers were able to become heroes so you can too!’ when should be ‘god look at all those dead Rimmers’
#like its incredible that Ace thinks showing him that will make him come round to the idea
#the weight of all that death. All that sacrifice trying to be something people love and admire…
#and lister asking if he’s gonna be the one to break the chain … fuck man
#the pressure… the expectations. As if Rimmer didn’t have enough lofty expectations on his shoulders from his family
#how do you look at all that death. At millions of yourself who did what you’re being asked to do and died
#how do you look at a chain that long it wraps around a whole planet in thick glowing rings of death and turn it down
#I mean it’s really like being stuck with an impossible decision of letting down every Ace who came and died before #or digging his heels in and breaking the chain of death and prioritising self-preservation like he usually would
#i wonder if he regretted leaving as soon as he’d left. As soon as the adrenaline and the buzz wore off and he has time to process #just what mess he’s ended up in with an extremely unlikely chance he can ever run back away from it to his old crew
#like I’m so glad he broke that chain and made it home but fuck man the episode where he leaves is so much
#Wait no I’m not done talking about this actually the fucking funeral they hold #for the previous Ace while pretending it’s our Rimmer
#it’s like. Yes they’re sending off the Ace who died but by having them talk about our Rimmer it’s like. A preemptive funeral for his death #that is supposed to be inevitable when he goes off as Ace too
#I know this is a comedy show but man
#it’s really never touched upon after that that they have effectively sent Rimmer off to his death
#But lister saw that planet with its graveyard rings too and it must have haunted him at some point knowing Rimmer could be there
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ahh, thank you for these tags! you're taking words out of my mind and putting them down, i couldn't agree more :3 a really, really good dissection of the tragedy of the entire situation
also extra thanks for connecting the dots about the funerals — i've never consciously noticed that myself! for real it was a symbolic funeral, and yanno, in the context of ace's supposed heroics it could be read as a straightforwardly-symbolic death of old, weak arnold rimmer and his rebirth into something new and good (i almost wanna say that i suppose this could be the authors' intention, but i dunno how fair it would be to apply dramatic analysis frameworks to an inherently silly, self-disrespecting comedy show); but in our fandom reading, one which considers ace a facade for pain and his "virtues" a horror, it makes so much sense for it to be a pre-emptive burial for our rimmer who is being sentenced to heroic death!
i'll allow myself the boldness of continuing this exchange of red-dwarf-as-drama textual analysis by reposting this liddol thinkpiece i've left in the comments to ao3 user's deadgit beautiful fanfic "Where the Grass Is Green Enough", specifically chapter 2:
y'see, i have complex feelings about ace: i hate him, but not in a simple "he annoyes me a lot and i wish he wasn't there" way — no, i *love* that he's there, he's Extremely important to my convoluted, pretentiously earnest, way-deeper-than-authors-ever-intended analysis of red dwarf. it's not even exactly hatred it's... aggressive horror (he is the dragon, he is the dragon, he us the dragon; a beast to be slayed). to me his character isn't as much of a person as other characters are, but mostly an Idea, a Symbol: he's everything rimmer could've thinks he should've been. show mainly treats it all as a joke, which is par for the course for a comedy, but the undertone of ace's existence is mostly a positive concept — he's presented as rimmer's potential, as the seed of goodness deep inside him, at some hidden innate nature that he could access if he wasn't such a hopeless coward. to me, past the layers of irony and hilarity, ace is a negative, frightening concept — he's the sexy macho man that rimmer isn't (because rimmer's gay), the brave man that rimmer isn't (because rimmer doesn't want to die), he's everything that rimmer's parents/society/neurores wanted him to be, but he couldn't, because he is arnold judas rimmer. ace is a facade; a facet of his trauma. basically, i feel like show is saying "ace is everything everyone wanted rimmer to be, and that's great, because he could've been all that, he just needed to try harder", while i believe "ace is everything everyone wanted rimmer to be, and that's scary, because he could never actually be any of that, and the attempts to reach it traumatized him for life". so with all that in mind, i have a terribly soft spot for rimmer's cowardice: to me it's a malformed sort of self-love, which the world had tried to rob him of, but he managed to hide away and keep a last tiny crumb of it, ugly and broken and precious.
also, on the topic of "breaking the chain" — i have a headcanon that rimmer did that, in a way! i believe that after he returned back to the boyz, he did not choose a new rimmer to pass the flame onto. he broke the chain not by succeeding at being ace, but by refusing to do be him! he broke the curse that is ace rimmer's existence!! he killed ace rimmer (he slayed the dragon).
red dwarf is a very very silly show n its best not to take anything that happens in it seriously like at all. that said the framing on the whole rimmer becomes ace rimmer subplot is genuinely bizarre??
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shankss-magnificent-ass · 3 years ago
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#5
Imagine starting a party tradition for the whitebeard pirates
On an uninhabited tropical island
Ace: *having a good time with his friends*
You: *sits near by and starts carving into a pineapple with a knife*
Ace: what are are you doing?
You: don't look you'll ruin the joke, give me a minute
Ace: okay then *goes back to chatting with one of his crew mates*
Ten minutes later
You: *imitating marco's voice* hey Ace, who am I-yoi? *Holds the pineapple carved in the likeness of Marco the phoenix in front of your face*
Ace: *chokes on his drink* holy shit (y/n)
You: watch your profanity yoi
Ace: *leans too far back in his chair as he laughs and falls*
You: *still holding the pineapple up, you lean over him* what is the matter Ace-yoi?
Ace: *still laughing* please stop! It hurts *holds his stomach to try and ease the pain*
You: do you need a doctor yoi?*tilts your head and the pineapple to the side*
Ace: *laughing but now in tears* I'm gonna kill you, please stop!
Marco: (y/n) what are you doing to Ace?
You: *not breaking character or lowering the pineapple you look at Marco* I think something is wrong with Ace yoi.
Thatch: *starts laughing* (y/n) you evil genius.
Marco: I don't sound like that
You: *turns to whitebeard* what do you think, pops yoi?
Whitebeard: *turns his head and snorts*
Marco: ha ha have you had your fun (y/n)?
You: *lowers the pineapple* yes
Marco: are you done?
You: yes *goes and carves the marco pineapple into a drink cup, fill it with juice, put a straw in it, and you give it to Ace*
Ace: *tears still running down his face* oh thanks, what I always wanted, a fruit Marco.
Thatch: can I have a fruit Marco, too?
You: sure *ends up carving everyone a marco fruit*
Next party
Whitebeard: (y/n) I'd like a marco pineapple again
You: on it pops *pops open your switch blade*
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#4
Imagine Shanks deciding to let you join the crew after realizing you are quite funny
Massive Sea king: *raises itself out of the water and stares down at the red force
Shanks and Benn: *stunned silent*
You: oh what fresh fuckery is this
Shanks: *thinks that's the greatest thing he's heard all week and fully intends to incorporate it in his vernacular*
On the Moby dick with Shanks and, whitebeard and his crew.
Whitebeard and Shanks: *exchanging information and small talk over a cup of sake*
Teach: *talking shit about Shanks under his breath with his crew mates, but loud enough for everyone to hear* I bet his dick is a different shade that the rest of his skin.
Shanks and whitebeard: *hear him but elect to ignore it*
You: *overhears and loudly retorts* yeah, it's every shade of your mother's lipstick.
Shanks: *chokes on his drink* (y/n)!
Whitebeard: *has the sake come out his nose* garahrahrahrah you picked a feisty one
Shanks: I haven't decided on whether or not they can stay yet
Whitebeard: oh sure, if you don't want em I'll take em. They're perfect for keeping my boys on their toes.
Shanks: I didn't say I was willing to let them go.
Whitebeard: garahrahrahrah, I suppose that's fair.
sabaody archipelago at Shakky's bar
Some random lady: *whining about her husband*
You: *annoyed with her* will you shut the fuck up?
Some random lady: you obviously don't have a husband
You: yeah, that's why I'm gonna fuck your's now instead.
Benn: *looks over at Shanks* can we please keep them?
Shanks: *sighs* yeah
Benn: congratulations (y/n), you're officially a member of the red haired pirates
You: fuck yeah!
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#3
Imagine learning Karl is very weak to signs of affection part 1
Karl: *has been working on some designs for hours*
You: *enters the room* Karl
Karl: I'm busy
You: I know darling, you skipped lunch so I thought I'd bring you some snacks and something to drink. *Puts a tray of food and a mason jar of water with a lid and a napkin*
Karl: why the mason jar?
You: it's the only container we have with a lid, I wanted to make sure your drink was in a container with a lid so it didn't spill and ruin your designs. *Puts your hands on his shoulder* please make sure to take a break and you stretch so you don't hurt yourself.
Karl: *blushing* alright.
You: dinner is at five thirty, see you then. *Gives him a kiss on his temple and leaves*
Karl: *pulls the brim of his hat over his face* they'll be the death of me.
That night
Karl: *returns to work after dinner*
You: *notices the factory has gotten pretty cold so you throw a blanket in the dryer and starts making hot cocoa*
Ten minutes later
You: *drapes the warm blanket around Karl's shoulders and puts a cup of cocoa next to him before leaving the room*
Karl: *didn't notice how cold he had gotten so he pulls the blankets tighter around himself* I've worked long enough *gets up and goes to the rooms you've made into living quarters to find you cleaning the kitchen and he stands behind you just watching you*
You: *turns around and jumps when you see him* sweet heart you scared me. Can I get you something?
Karl: I'm calling it a night, why don't you join me?
You: sure, give me a minute to wash my hands.
Karl: *flops down on the couch with his hot cocoa*
You: *wipes your hands* can I sit in your lap this time?
Karl: what?
You: can I sit in your lap to share the blanket?
Karl: *his voice cracks* sure *adjusts himself on the couch so you both can put you feet up*
You: *slides into his lap and takes ahold of one of his hands, pulls it into your lap, and begins to gentle massage lotion into it*
Karl: what are you doing?
You: you work with your hands all day, let me take care of them for you. Plus I like the way they feel in my hands. *Gives his knuckles a kiss*
Karl: *having an internal error 404*
You: Karl?... Karl, hey! ... Karl you still in there?....*straddles his lap and cups his chin in your hands to tilt his head back to get a closer look to see if he has a concussion*
Karl: I'm fine!!
You: oh that's a relief, I was worried there for a minute.
Karl: * grumbles* you worry too much
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#2
Imagine Karl learning you speak German the hard way
Author's note: I took German in highschool and college so I'm rusty at German so I had to look up a few things. If they're not correct, sorry, send me the proper thing and I'll fix it.
Part 2
Edit: everything has been fixed, anything that's not right has most likely been left on purpose. Thank you for the fixes @sweetwizardheart
The first week of knowing Karl
Karl: I asked for the fucking Phillips head not the flat head! *Throws the screw driver across the room*
You: *yelps in surprise*
Karl: *grumbles* Du bist für nichts zu gebrauchen (you are useless)
You: I'm sorry, I'm still learning please be patient with me. *Gets the proper screw driver and puts the one he threw back in it's original spot*
A month later
You: I made sandwiches for lunch! *hands him his plate*
Karl: *takes a big bite* es ist lecker, mein Schatz (it's delicious, my treasure)
You: *stares at him for a second*
Karl: it's alright
You: oh wonderful
Three months later
You and Karl: *on the couch in front of a flaming trash can, cuddling for warmth*
Karl: *his arm around you, and his hand running up and down your arm* (y/n)
You: *looks up at him* yes?
Karl: ich liebe dich, Schöne (I love you, beautiful)
You: *genuinely surprised* what?
Karl: it's nothing forget I said anything
Six month later
You: *infinitely more comfortable with Karl* I take it you'll need the eight millimeter wrench?
Karl: *on a rolling board under a machine* no, the ten millimeter
You: *hands him the wrench but drops it*
Karl: Arschgeige! (Literally means ass violin, but it's a rude outdated way of saying someone is an asshole)
You: *slams your foot down on the rolling creeper, right between his thighs, his testicles practically on your toes, and you pull him out from under the machine* Pass auf, Junge. (Means "watch out, boy" but in this case it's used as a warning)
Karl: Du kannst Deutsch! (You can speak German)
You: die ganze zeit (the entire time) *pushes him back under the machine and leaves*
Karl: *scrambling to get out from under the machine* wait! Warte! Liebling komm zurück! (Wait, darling, come back!)
You: *already in the elevator*
Duke: *hears Karl running after you and is absolutely delighted by the drama* oh my, what's going on?
You: Karl's a dick *exits the elevator on the top floor*
Karl: *floats up on a gear* where is (y/n)?
Duke: what did you do, I don't think I've ever seen them this mad before
Karl: I've been speaking my mind out loud in German, and it turns out they speak it as well.
Duke: I can sell you a box of chocolates and a bottle of champagne for three thousand lei
Karl: *sighs and reaches for his wallet* make it three bottles, and do you have any condoms
Duke: getting a little a head of yourself, don't you think?
Karl: do you have em or not?
Duke: yes *gives him the goods* good luck Lord Heisenberg. It's best to just apologize for whatever you did
Karl: yeah yeah, thank you.
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469 notes • Posted 2021-06-25 19:02:50 GMT
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Imagine the nickname the red haired pirates gave you making its way onto your wanted poster
Shank: welcome to the crew princess *ruffles your hair*
You: that's not my name
Shanks: too bad *sticks his tongue out at you*
During a fight
You: *is cornered by several marines*
Benn: hang on princess, I'm coming! *comes to your rescue* four men against one woman! You boys ought to be ashamed of yourself!
When you receive your first wanted poster
You: no! No!
Shanks: what's wrong
You: this is your fault
Shanks: what I do?
You: this! *Holds up your poster for him to see*
Shanks: *snorts* oh my god
You: shut up!
Benn: *just woke up from a nap* what's going on?
Shanks: our little princess got their first wanted poster?
Benn: oh, really what's your bounty?
Shanks: six hundred million berries
Benn: damn princess, for a first time bounty that's up there.
Shanks: but wait it gets better, get a load of this *holds the poster up for him to see*
Benn: *bursts out laughing* can we frame that?
Shanks: you bet your sweet bippy we will.
In a fight against the marines
Smoker: so you must be princess of the red haired pirates
You: *furious* that's not my name! It's a nickname they call me!
Smoker: excuse me?
You: my name isn't princess, if I tell you my name can you get the damn poster fixed? My captain and crew have been giving me hell about it.
Smoker: I can do that
A week later
You: *receives a new poster with your preferred name on it, goes to shanks and slaps it on the table in front of him* read it and weep
Shanks: *looks at the poster* no! They changed it!
You: Smoker kept his word, I stand by my opinion that he's one of the only reliable Marines.
Shanks: I'll get it changed back
A week later
Shanks: *had his meeting with the five elder celestial dragons*
You: *receives a new poster with the name princess on it again* Shanks! What did you do!
Shanks: I asked the five elders to change it back and not allow it to be changed again
You: why!
Shanks: because you're our princess
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solarishashernoseinabook · 2 years ago
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Okay, so we're almost ¾ of the way through and folks, this book has gone down hill. Again. Lemme explain...
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[Transcript: Those metallic boxes on their heads were indeed implants of some sort–implants connected to the dragons' brains and larynxes, implants fitted with state-of-the-art data chips that somehow translated their grunts, squawks and coos into language. The Chinese had even had the sense to use separate male and female voices for the different dragons, a small but clever touch. /end]
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[Transcript: She guessed a sensor was probably connected directly to Lucky's voice box; it detected the dragon's utterances, correlated them with Ben Patrick's database of known dragon sounds and then sent the translation via a computerized voice to CJ's earpiece. The implant in the dragon's brain must also reverse the process, so the dragon could understand people. /end]
So, yeah, the dragons can talk. Somehow, despite last having a common ancestor with humans roughly 320 million years ago, their language is something that can be translated almost directly to ours.
Also, that last line in the first paragraph? "The Chinese had even had the sense to use separate male and female voices for the different dragons, a small but clever touch"? That's one of the most godsdamned insulting things I've ever fucking read. Fuck Reilly and the horse he rode in on.
The next few images show CJ (dubbed "White Head" by the dragons) speaking to Lucky, a dragon who was trained for shows. Lucky's dialogue is given in italics; for the sake of screen readers, I'll label her dialogue when it doesn't have a tag attached.
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[Transcript: "Lucky no understand White Head." [Lucky said.]
"Never mind."
CJ asked, "Red dragons want fly away?" /end]
CJ said both those things. Those bits of dialogue should not be on separate lines.
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[Transcript: "Masters are very strong dragons?" CJ asked.
"Master dragons strong strong dragons ... big big ... spit fire ..." [Lucky said]
"Wait, what?" CJ said, shocked. "These dragons can breathe fire?" /end]
And here I was thinking the fact that these dragons weren't fire-breathers was a point in the book's favour.
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[Transcript: Patrick sighed, then said, "Out of the original 88 eggs, there were two master dragons born to each clan: one superemperor and one superking. They are kept in the Nesting Center, bound, with their snouts held firmly shut. The reason is that these master dragons have a unique set of glands at the back of their throats that release a kind of incendiary acid. Alone among the dragons at this facility, they can project liquid fire." /end]
Reilly, sweaty, don't try to science your way out of this. It's not working.
Look, I've read books with dragons that can talk. They can be and have been done well. But those books never claimed to be rooted in science. They lean fully into the fantasy, and are all the better for it. Reilly is not a good enough author to make this work. He wants to have his cake (fantasy dragons) and eat it too (real world setting to capitalise off Jurassic Park), and just ends up doing everything poorly as a result.
Solaris reads The Great Zoo of China, part 4
Click here for parts 1, 2, and 3
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[Transcript: He held up a small tablet computer. It looked like an iPad mini, only one that was encased in a shockproof and waterproof rubber casing. /end]
So it looks like a tablet in a case, so glad that took two sentences to say
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[Transcript: His eyes scanned her scars. He hadn't seen CJ since the incident. "I heard about your face," he said. "Shame."
That was classic Ben: CJ couldn't tell if he meant it was a shame that she'd been hurt or a shame that her prettiness had been lost. /end]
Friendly reminder that CJ is a literal Barbie doll in terms of looks
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